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  1. Bloody Vikings!! on Spam-maker Hormel Spends to Reclaim Name · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hormel says "It's a Meat!"
    Maybe they should have a contest to name what animal it came from?

  2. Re:Rasberry! on U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!! *thud* *crash*

  3. Re:That's great!!!! on U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System · · Score: 1

    Uh huh, and as far as cable TV goes, how do you think they get THEIR signal? Ever wonder why there's an array of dishes at major cable provider sites?

  4. Perfect Timing...I've been waiting... on Cingular-AT&T Wireless Merger Complete · · Score: 1

    I'll read the comments for sure, so my apologies if I'm asking something already asked. But as a current Cingular customer who's about to finish his local state plan, I'm thinking of going to a nationwide plan. Is anyone currently an AT&T or Cingular customer with such a plan? What do you like/don't like about your plan? If you could sign up for a different nationwide plan, which would you choose--and are they really that different?

  5. Re:Try it yourself here. on Scientists Define Murphy's Law · · Score: 1

    True, but I didn't want to muck around with the formula, which apparently returns a value as a percentage (between 0 and 100). I'm thinking of adding in the field for the A variable, as I've yet to have a 100% or even a 2% value returned.

  6. Try it yourself here. on Scientists Define Murphy's Law · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those that didn't RTFM, the value for each variable should be on a scale of 1-9, with 9 being very high. A (aggrivation) should be 0.7 as set after the study. I put together something in PHP just to do the work for me. The biggest variable seems to be skill--with all others set to very high (9) it certainly "proves" that an idiot can totally screw stuff up.

  7. Re:Solution on Hurricanes Affecting Spammers? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funny, my wife's theory is that God is telling Florida that they need to learn how to count. Doesn't matter for who, just learn.

  8. Re:Are you trolling? on Google's Math Puzzle · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've always wondered, where's the "niii-eee-iiine" key? I can't dial the number correctly without it!

  9. Just a bit of history repeating on Man Stalks Ex-girlfriend With GPS · · Score: 4, Informative

    See this archive on The Smoking Gun from a man arrested for doing the same thing in 2002. I guess someone else just took the hint and tried it again 2 years later.

    "Meet Paul Seidler. The 42-year-old Wisconsin man was just busted on charges that he conducted a high-tech stalking campaign directed at a former girlfriend. Kenosha police allege that Seidler placed a Global Positioning System tracking device under the hood of the woman's car and began monitoring her movements."

    Hey, it's a slow weekend, so I think a near-dupe of not-so-cutting-edge news is forgivable ;)

  10. Clocks, mostly on Making Stuff Out Of Broken Computer Equipment? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I've made an aquarium from an old monitor, and countless clocks from 3" and 5" HDD's. I've also made a few photo frames from old laptops. Usually I end up giving them to friends and family since they're sort of first to request. I've also made the (already mentioned) keychains from ram chips, but I can't think of what to use all the HDD magnets for. I also have a ton of HDD, misc PCI, and MB PCB's that I can't decide what to do with. I've seen cufflinks on Thinkgeek, and clipboards a few years back, but I hate ripping off all the components from the boards...

  11. Re:Awesome! on Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? · · Score: 1

    "Worst sequel ever. I will only watch it 3 more times. Today."

  12. Possible Credit? on A Look at the CounterStrike Source Beta · · Score: 1

    That sounds a lot like another comic's quote from Real Life

  13. RIAA Could Take Lessons on Olympians Banned From Blogging · · Score: 1

    As someone who worked through the hell that was the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta, GA, I can say that the IOC is the biggest bunch of back-asswards, money-grubbing IDIOTS evar. I mean seriously, I can remember them trying to sue the Varsity for their "5 onion rings in the form of the olympic rings" marketing graphics. They think they have rights to anything that has even remote ties to anything "olympic".

  14. Un-named Licensee = StrongBad! on Life After Doom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look for Trogdor the Burninator IN 3D this fall!

  15. Slashdot users already know from experience on Microsoft Challenges Google · · Score: 1

    ComScore estimates Google's market share at 42.2%, Yahoo's at 38.8% and MSN's at 31.8% (numbers do not add up to 100%, since Internet users rely on multiple engines)."

    "This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane."

  16. Re:What I want to know on Toyota Patents Winking, Laughing, Crying Car · · Score: 1

    The knee.

    Next question please.
    Yes, you in the shirt...

  17. Re:NOOO!!!! on Macaque Monkey Goes Totally Bipedal · · Score: 1

    Well I for one welcome our bipedal monkey overlords! All hail Dr. Zaius!

    "I mock you with my monkey pants." -Oz

  18. Re:You ruined the whole sries for me! on Stargate Atlantis Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    That's O'neill with 2 L's. Shesh, you must not watch it THAT often ;)

  19. Re:Correction on Stargate Atlantis Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Grammar.

    That, my friend, is a sentence fragment.

  20. But of course! on Americans Read Fewer Books · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why do you think everyone on Slashdot has to yell RTFA?!?! Oh wait...I think I posted without doing so myself--DOH!

  21. Re:ob simpsons quote2 on Drilling Under the Sea · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Homer, your answer to everything is under the sea!"

  22. "As an Indian-American..." Oblig Simpsons on Spider-Man in India · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America. I am an Indian-American.
    Lisa: You know, in a way, all Americans are immigrants. Except, of course Native Americans.
    Homer: Yeah, Native Americans like us.
    Lisa: No, I mean American Indians.
    Apu: Like me.

  23. Rue? RUE? on OptInRealBig Wins Restraining Order On SpamCop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Inspector: "He vill rue zey day he vas born a Fraankenshtien!"
    Townfolk: "What?"
    Inspector: "I said 'he will rue the day he was born a Frankenstein!'"
    Townfolk: "Ohhhh"

  24. Eh, Linux already has everything... on First Ten Programs on New Install? · · Score: 1

    So this applies to my Win32 installs:
    Any current XP updates
    Tons of drivers + apps for TV card
    TweakUI
    Winamp
    AntivirXP
    WinZip
    WinRar
    Textpad
    Opera
    Trillian

  25. C'mon, Drop the FUD on PHP and SQL Security · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no trully unsecure language, only programmers that practice building unsecure sites. Bugs and security holes can always be patched, but if the site is crap to begin with, then that's just asking for trouble. You should always check user input, esp if you plan to use said input as part of a SQL query or entry. Duh.