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  1. Oh! Thank ${DEITY}!!! on Volcano Erupts In Southwest Alaska, Sending Ash 20,000 Feet (google.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Something to blame AGW on!!!!!!

  2. Re:Climate change, AI robots, ISIS, econ. inequali on Yellowstone Supervolcano Eruptions Even Bigger Than Originally Thought (csmonitor.com) · · Score: 1

    We must BURN OIL to fulfill the holy WILL OF GOD. <-1 Troll>

    C'mon, you guys, that's some funny shit! Lighten up!

  3. Re: "first data center OS" on Microsoft and HP Enterprise Invest $73.5 Million In Mesosphere Startup (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Since we're being picky, you forgot the /noeverlastinggobbstopper /nometapopbottle part.

  4. Re:"first data center OS" on Microsoft and HP Enterprise Invest $73.5 Million In Mesosphere Startup (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    SET DEF SomeOtherVaxOnAnotherPlanet:[DriveSomebodyToldMeAbout]

  5. Re:This would be more reasonable if... on Japanese AI Program Wrote a Short Novel, Almost Won a Literary Prize (digitaltrends.com) · · Score: 1

    Kurai arashi no yorudeshita.

  6. Re:Boosting latency? on In Major Cloud Expansion, Google To Open 12 More Data Centers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Latency: it's what data craves.

  7. Re:"restrictions on travel" - but not for 'refugee on Stephen Hawking and 150 Royal Society Scientists: Brexit Disaster For UK (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, imagine having to present a passport to get into and out of a country! Soon the UK will be a scientific backwater like the US!

  8. STOP IT!!! on Scuba Diver Survives Being Sucked Into Nuclear Plant (nydailynews.com) · · Score: 1

    For those of you making up your own "atomic/nukular blow job" jokes:

    STOP IT!!!

  9. Re:Expectations game on SpaceX's Latest Launch Successful, But Ends With a "Hard Landing" (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Sorry, making fun of a loser doesn't make OP a racist. Accusing him of it, however, DOES make you an idiot.

  10. Because maybe the phone will lead to other connections, people willing to do the same violent act...?

    Like how they linked Kevin Bacon to Al Qaeda?

  11. Re:Don't Listen to UL on Feds Say There Isn't A Single Safe 'Hoverboard' (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    OP is stating that UL caused him to make products LESS SAFE to receive their endorsement, which is absurd. You, on the other hand, are arguing that making a product "less safe" is somehow more profitable for UL, which is patently ridiculous.

    And no, I'm not "indirectly" saying that safer == more expensive, I am SAYING that "safer (whatever THAT means) increases manufactured cost", which, in my experience, is true; and I've built products both for UL and CSA approvals.

  12. Re:Don't Listen to UL on Feds Say There Isn't A Single Safe 'Hoverboard' (engadget.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a word: bullshit. You're presenting the notion that companies would not cut corners without a watchdog. The IDEA that a company would make a product "too safe" for UL to approve is prima facie nonsense. Yeah, we WANTED to make it more expensive, but those bastards at UL wouldn't let us". LOL. This just in: given the opportunity, people will cheat. Full stop.

  13. If you want to be on an NSA watchlist... on How Shari Steele Plans To Take Tor Mainstream · · Score: 1

    ...set up a Tor relay node. Easy peasy.

  14. That's a great idea on Austrian Minister Calls For a Constitutional Right To Pay In Cash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now if the European Commission only had any respect for its member nations' constitutions...

  15. Re:Important Stuff (For the discussion) on Carly Is Out · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Carly is a woman of singular achievements. To become the single most reviled person in an industry that includes Larry Ellison, Steve Ballmer, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs requires a level of dedication to details that few of us can even aspire to, much less attain.

  16. Re:If it's "settled", it ISN'T "science" on Australia Cuts 110 Climate Scientist Jobs: "The Science is Settled." · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry, "smoking leads to lung disease" isn't dismissable as religion, and simply denying it isn't 'skepticism'. The current crop of oil-company-shill climate denialists are no different than the tobacco company liars of a generation ago.

  17. Re:I can understand small first batches on Where Are the Raspberry Pi Zeros? (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 1

    I've been in dozens of those meetings:

    Lone Idiot: "Let's make a million of them for the first run and see if anybody buys them."
    Everybody else: "Let's not."

  18. Re:Of course it is. on North Korea Accused of Testing an ICBM With Missile Launch Into Space (examiner.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Refresh my memory, how many US launches were atop "U.S. Army" boosters again?

  19. Didn't recognize the name, or the individual Wikipedia picture of him, then saw the crew photo of him with Alan Shepard, and said, "Oh, of course...". Getting old myself; probably time for my Geritol and a nap...

  20. Re:My favorite Minsky story on Marvin Minsky, Pioneer In Artificial Intelligence, Dies at 88 (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    That's from The Tao of Programming or The Zen of Programming, (can't remember which) both by Geoffrey James. Lovely little books.

  21. Re:At $26/gallon on Biofuels Will Power Navy's Next Deployment (sandiegouniontribune.com) · · Score: 1

    Yup, gasoline is currently less than 2$ at the pump. Thank $DEITY we didn't have to elect Newt Gingrich to make that happen :-P

  22. Re:Just follow the money. on AMD Rips 'Biased and Unreliable' Intel-Optimized SYSmark Benchmark (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1

    No, it means that if you're a member, you get to (help) write the benchmark.

    CAR ANALOGY: Say you're an auto manufacturer, and your cars do 0-40 in 5 seconds, but your competitor's does it in 6. Meanwhile, their car goes 0-70 in 8 seconds, while yours takes 9. Choosing which test becomes the spec makes all the difference.

  23. Re:Here's my benchmark... on AMD Rips 'Biased and Unreliable' Intel-Optimized SYSmark Benchmark (hothardware.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    I hate to break it to you, but Intel's been cheating on benchmarks since the late 70's. There have been countless stories through the years about how their compilers and processors have detected that they're running Whetstone, or SPECmark or whatever, and done something out-of-band as a result. There have also been numerous attempts by them to game the benchmark standards themselves. Think the Volkswagon diesel cheat on steroids -- Intel is famous for it.

    When you say you're buying Intel for performance, you're saying that you're really buying Intel for brand-name recognition.

  24. Re:Swearing, double-entendres, puns ... on Interviews: Ask David Peterson About Inventing Languages · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see a language as (obviously) sleazy and duplicitous as Washington/Madison Avenue English. Something completely content-free, where the real meaning is 180 degrees out of phase to what's being said.

  25. Re:The biggest problem with backdoors on Clinton Hints At Tech Industry Compromise Over Encryption (huffingtonpost.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    And if any politician says "Well, we'd only use it for good",

    Every bit as reliable as when they say "This is only temporary...".