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  1. Re:Imagine a digital dump on Digital Waste Worth More Than Gold, Copper Ore · · Score: 1

    I think I saw a 2

  2. Re:pic on Hubble Space Telescope Detects Ring of Dark Matter · · Score: 1

    The thing about rings of dark matter, see, the really major thing is, they're black. And the thing about space, see, the thing is, it's black.

  3. Re:Don't worry... on Earth Bacteria May Hitch A Ride To The Stars · · Score: 1

    "I'm sugarfree bitch I wash my hands before I touch my dick"

  4. Re:Couples? on NASA Tackles Ethics of Deep-Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    Of course they'll screw it up. They also rely on funding from the fundies (christian fundies that is), so the answer will be "Don't do it". Which of course they'll ignore, only there'll be no plans / councellor / whatever to deal with it as there would be if there was some rational thought put in to it.

    What to do about attraction between normal functioning people in space? I dunno, try HAVING SEX! It's fun.

  5. Re:There's the rub on Apple To Grant All Labels DRM-Free Distribution · · Score: 1

    Ha! Big labels have been trying to get Jobbs to let them set their pricing since day 1. They want to sell you crap music for 15c/track you won't buy for 99c. More importantly, they want to charge you $2/track for whatever's hip right now, to drive cd single sales.

  6. Re:This just isn't cricket on New Australian Laws To Censor Terror DVDs · · Score: 1

    Nope. I'm against islam. And christianity. And Judaeism, Xenuism, and any other religion, save the ones that aren't really a religion, and are just all about peace love and mungbeans (ie the golde rule), rather than "$DEITY commands believers and unbelievers alike to do $FOO".

  7. Re:More than 20. . . on Many Dead In Virginia Tech Shooting · · Score: 1

    Assumption: You're carrying a gun, and know how to use it.

    If you see somebody in front of you starts shooting ppl left and right, you might decide to shoot him.

    If you here some shots off in the distance, you don't "whip out your gatt and go looking for somebody to smoke". You leg it in the other direction.

  8. Re:More than 20. . . on Many Dead In Virginia Tech Shooting · · Score: 1

    I want to whack something with a sword, and set something on fire. Does that make me a bad person?
    ...Or a mythbuster
  9. This just isn't cricket on New Australian Laws To Censor Terror DVDs · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Look, without having some idiot who doesn't understand the word call me a racsist, let's just say I'm against islam. But censorship is never the answer. Not only is it stupidly innefectual, it sends the message that "freedom" is only for those who toe the line.

    Of course, it's not about stopping "terrorism", it's about having something else to threaten / charge uncooperative third party muslims with :(

    And what about people like me with a morbid curiosity about how the other side is planning to ruin our world? I'm allowed to watch 20 minutes of just-as-evil evangelical bullshit on telly as long as it's about jesus.

    "God will (and wants us to help him) stike down $FOO" is always bad, be it "Atheists", "Jews", "The west", "Fags", or "Abortion doctors"

  10. Re:apple should of used some of the amiga hardware on Top 10 'Most Influential' Amiga Games · · Score: 1

    That's unpossible!

    On a serious note, "should of" is right up there with "more then foo" in the "mannerisms of illiterate Americans" category.

  11. Re:New Finder... on Apple Delays Leopard to October · · Score: 1

    Finder has many many problems, but the ones that bug me the most are the lack of the "right click, new file", and "command prompt here"... I'm sure these can be done easily with QS, but apparently I lack the voodoo required to figure that effin thing out. Having to hit apple-i to find out how big a file/directory is smokes pole, too.

  12. Re:Engineered humans? on Hardware Implants Mimic Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    I sense injuries. The data could be called pain.

  13. Re:Does Vista do anything right? on HardOCP Spends 30 Days With Vista · · Score: 1

    This post is about as useful and informative as the "I threw out my tv and never been happier!" guy.

  14. Re:Black Areas on Large Caves Found on the Surface of Mars · · Score: 1

    See this dark patch that looks like my fingerprint? No, that's trauma!

  15. Re:Yay! on NiGHTS Into Dreams Remake Now Official · · Score: 1

    Look, I know that the modern sonic has sucked so hard that nobody but me bought it, but sonic rush on DS is fuckin great. Not *every* thing they do is rubbish. Just every time they try to milk the sonic property in some non-sonic game :)

  16. Guys... on Cellphone Dental Implants Coming Soon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..It's only funny if there's some content mixed in with the aprl fool "jokes". And maybe something that would make sn interesting hoax? I was (for some reason) looking forward to some high-brow spril tomfoolery here, and I'm definitely disappointed.

  17. Re:Hopefully... on GTA IV Trailer Released, Slows Sites · · Score: 3, Insightful

    HAHAHAHAHA! Only an American could complain about foul language in a game where the aim is to drive around killing people, and for all intents and purposes, you play eazy e.

  18. Re:Smash Brothers possibilities? on Mario and Sonic Make History in New Olympic Game · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this aready more or less garanteed? Frankly I'd rather see Ken Masters, or maybe Sub Zero :)

  19. Re:/. story about spinning water? on Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn · · Score: 1

    Sure, as long as you get the fluidic harmonics within +/- 5% of the Stephenson value for the liquid in question. Of course This raises the question of what would the Stephenson value for Saturn's atmosphere be? Also of course whence came the waveforms in the first place? Are they maxwellian in origin, or perhaps tectonic?

  20. Re:Release notes and comments on Gran Paradiso Alpha 3 · · Score: 1

    Beeeeeeeeeee-yoooo-diful

  21. Re:Release notes and comments on Gran Paradiso Alpha 3 · · Score: 1

    Does it support inline-block yet FFS?

  22. Um... on NASA World Wind 1.4 Released With Trailer · · Score: -1, Redundant

    What the fuck is a Nasa World Wind?

  23. Re:No Wii? on Star Wars - The Force Unleashed · · Score: 1

    What I'd love to see on Wii is another Jedi Knight game. And not that atrocity that was Jedi Academy, a nice single-player-focused sequel to DF, JK, and JKII. Those games were badass!

  24. Re:I still miss Windows on Windows Expert Jumps Ship · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you need Quicksilver buddy :)

  25. Re:Yeah, Wii isn't much of a work out... on The Good Fortune of Wii Exercise · · Score: 1

    Are my mates and I doing something wrong? We *hate* Wii boxing, your character just seems to do as he pleases, and as far as I can tell your movements with the wiimote/nunchuku has very little bearing on your avatar. We curse out the difficulty of baseball and tennis once you go pro, but we can't get anywhere with the boxing.