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  1. Change of focus... on PC Magazine Reviews Sharp's 3D Notebook · · Score: 5, Funny

    In addition to rating performance, features, etc, it provides a nice little explanation and diagram of how the no-glasses 3D technology works, and discusses possible eye-strain issues

    Well, if we're talking about porn being viewed on one of these things, i think eye strain will be the last of their worries ;)

  2. One must fall!! on Gamers Are Good People, Too · · Score: 1

    Who would win in a fight between the Cardboard Tube Samurai and the
    Shirt Ninja?? ;)

  3. Obligatory... on Wal-Mart to Offer Wal-Mart Notebooks · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Let's all hope that the laptop has hardware that is compatible with linux drivers =D!!!!

    eh? eh? uh oh....*dodges tomatoes*

  4. Re:How I handle internet outages on How to Handle an Internet Outage · · Score: 1

    I always cry when I flirt with women. They all carry pepper spray nowadays.

    That's nothing, some women take it a step further by carrying sprays made from habanero peppers. If that stuff gets on your face, you'll be red for like a week...not that *I* would know that ;)

  5. Perhaps.... on Efficient Supercomputing with Green Destiny · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How much of a footprint and weight they take up as a metric to consider? ;)

  6. Re:ZERG RUSH! on South Korea Plans National 100 Mbps Network · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sending in the zerg?! bwa ha ha, they'll turn into charcoal when they get blasted by my uber terran siege tank...bitches >:)

  7. Re:Year 2010? on South Korea Plans National 100 Mbps Network · · Score: 1

    Bite your tongue, pal! I had to endure the horrors of *gasp* 2400bps :P

  8. Re:Battle chess on Kasparov Wins Game 3 Against X3D Fritz · · Score: 2, Funny

    To hell with Battle Chess, I say put it in Archon!!! >:)

  9. Re:Good for google on Google Code Jam Winner Announced · · Score: 1

    5000 coders, 10,000 dollars prize... hmmmm

    Actually it would be $19,750 as second, third and fourth places get cash prizes too ;)

    4996 of these people wont even get any accolades for their work that the company may end up using. But thats the way it is with these type of contests.

  10. Good to do while commuting on Familiar Distribution for iPAQ Handhelds · · Score: 1

    Why waste that commute time playing Tetris when you could be hacking on Python code?"

    Actually I'm doing that as I type...

    goddamnit! fucking car tried to cut me off!! ...so anyway, I'm playing around with this thing, trying to.....shiiiiiiiiit!!!!

    **CRASH!!**

    Man, and I thought cell phones were dangerous to use while driving.

  11. Judging by these posts... on 800 Megs of Data Per Person Last Year? · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure we'll have at least 800MB worth of "dupe article" posts by people who think such posts get funnier every time they do it! :\

  12. Re:This case couldn't be any stranger... on SCO Asks IBM To Make SCO's Case For It · · Score: 1

    Well, given the merit of SCO's claim, I'd say that Beavis and Butthead are fully qualified to handle the case.

  13. Re:Wait a minute... on SCO Asks IBM To Make SCO's Case For It · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, you forgot to gel back your hair after screaming "I AM ABOVE THE LAW!" Oh, and good luck on that Chewbacca Defense :P

  14. And while you're at it... on Microsoft Apologist Apologizes for Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

  15. Big Deal!! on Nokia Investigating Reported Cell Phone Explosions · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you can say the message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.....

    They've been doing that in Mission Impossible for YEARS! :P

  16. Re:This looks cool, but... on It's a Laptop - It's a Desktop · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...as a constant laptop user, I'm not sure I like the concept of having the thing able to break into pieces by design.

    Lemme guess, you dont have kids, do you? ;)

  17. Re:Destruction? In my house it's easy on Step-by-Step Computer Destruction · · Score: 1

    ...I just turn the computer over to my wife...

    You better be careful about what you say about said wife, she may end up breaking it alright...square on your head! Women scare me like that :P

  18. Re: So Crates on VideoNOW PVD Reverse Engineering · · Score: 1

    Then, in the absence of Abe Lincoln, we brought back a Speak N Spell

    I like the hack Bubs did when he made a Strong Bad robot out of a Grape Nuts box with a Speak N Spell

  19. Re:Parking is easy on Self-Parking Car Available In Japan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now find me a car that can FIND parking by itself. That I will pay money for.

    Thats an easy enough solution...just get yourself a tank and parking problems will be a thing of the past ;)

  20. Re:shutdown /a on Win32 Blaster Worm is on the Rise · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently, you never read comments below 5.

    In some cases even THAT doesn't mean you'll see smart comments

    (hell, look at MY 5 point comments sometime lol ;)

  21. Re:Um.... on Do-It-Yourself-Game-Console · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind that C64 with a built in hard drive for storing games and music and recording live video off the dish. Hell, why dont we combine all the tecnology in the world to a C64.. I bet we will make more money off that!

    While I'll have to get back to you about the recording video part, this guy has the IDE hard drive part covered. Although it seems that this may be more of a homebrew project. Beware the power of a souped up C64!!! =-O

  22. Re:Ooooh... on Real Announce Helix Grant Program, Player · · Score: 1

    Wow!! You learn something new everyday! =)

  23. Re:Ooooh... on Real Announce Helix Grant Program, Player · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I port the bit of Realplayer that takes over your browser and can only be removed with holy water and a complete reinstall?

    Please let me know when you do complete that port, so I can gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork covered with botulism and slather my wounds with salt and lemon juice!!

  24. Re:Interesting on Powered by Blood · · Score: 1

    Ah touche! =)

  25. Interesting on Powered by Blood · · Score: 1

    So, does that put a new meaning on "Making your blood boil?" :P