If they like auto trolls complaints, why not expect a little more. E.g. from Scott Pakins Complaint generator:
http://www.pakin.org/complaint?firstname=Camui&p gr aphs=10&gender=c
"The purpose of this letter is to outline a plan to rise to the challenge of thwarting Camui's money-grubbing, vile plans. Let's review the errors in Camui's statements in order. First, Camui's use of acrimonious scrubs is unquestionably pathetic. I do not find warnings that are stingy, sexist, and impolitic to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe in order to solve the big problems with Camui, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose.
Camui will probably never understand why it scares me so much. And it does scare me: Its double standards are scary, its snow jobs are scary, and most of all, it has never gotten ahead because of its hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of its successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. Camui's wheelings and dealings leave me with several unanswered questions: Will peeling back the onion of its treacherous philippics cause it to shed tears or will it merely enhance its desire to manipulate everything and everybody? And when it looks in the mirror in the morning, does Camui see more than the same, dissolute face that all randy, flagitious worrywarts share? These are difficult questions to answer, because Camui hides behind the carefully managed prevarication that neurotic, brassbound geeks are easily housebroken. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. If Camui can't be reasoned out of its prejudices, it must be laughed out of them. If Camui can't be argued out of its selfishness, it must be shamed out of it.
I may be beating a dead horse here, but I do want to point out that I find that some of Camui's choices of words in its pranks would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "ugly" for "hexosemonophosphoric" and "piteous" for "anthropomorphotheist." If there is one thing I have learned, it is this: At no time in the past did mean-spirited warmongers shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them. Camui's smears are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us some day.
What that means, simply put, is that I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people. I can therefore assure you that I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness -- not in a dark, wishy-washy world run by surly cozeners. If my memory serves me correctly, Camui's cronies believe that anyone who resists Camui deserves to be crushed. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that we ought to worship bloodthirsty fast-buck artists as folk heroes can believe anything, especially if it's false. There is a problem here. A very large, frowzy, coldhearted..."
Oh no no no... Listen up mister! I was talking about rights here. Rights only apply to Americans, in fact only to Right Thinking Americans tm. If the Liberals demons don't like the second amendment they should not be allowed to use it.
Hmmm... maybe I should stop being ironic and maybe I should not have seen Outfoxed (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418038/) last night.
I also mr Bush several times that he shouldn't home-build a Segway (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2989000.stm). But once again he wouldn't listen.
This reminds me of the game Relate-a-zon that uses the Amazon's related items lists ("customers who bought this also bought...") to create a pathfinder game in which you have to use common sense and a bit of wild guessing to find your way from one product to another. In the end it visualizes your navigation in a url path graph.
Assume customers are willing to pay a certain amount of money for being able to use a computer to help them with there business/pleasures etc:
Linux-world says to the hardware people "our part is 'free'", want to business with us in order to satisfy the customers?
MS says to the hardware people "we expect your part to be free in the future to come", want to do business with us in order to satisfy the customers?
1) Bill is psycotic 2) Bill expect to "do" the hardware themselves like in the XBox and are satified with "just" profitting on the software 3)... your turn... and the future to go
Slashdot Mirror
And now we know what the quality aware consumer as a minimum should expect from our beloved video producers:
No less than 1000 fps facials.
Why is it costing money to borrow a bike? In other countries this bikeservice can be driven by for free by advertising on the bikes.
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Copenhagen: http://www.bycyklen.dk/engelsk/annoncor-info/anta
If you do have the time to hack a bike before you want to use it, then come to Copenhagen, Denmark. You can use the bikes for free.
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Hey I thought that blu-ray movie was kinda corny... (badabing)
If they like auto trolls complaints, why not expect a little more. E.g. from Scott Pakins Complaint generator:
p gr aphs=10&gender=c
..."
http://www.pakin.org/complaint?firstname=Camui&
"The purpose of this letter is to outline a plan to rise to the challenge of thwarting Camui's money-grubbing, vile plans. Let's review the errors in Camui's statements in order. First, Camui's use of acrimonious scrubs is unquestionably pathetic. I do not find warnings that are stingy, sexist, and impolitic to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe in order to solve the big problems with Camui, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose.
Camui will probably never understand why it scares me so much. And it does scare me: Its double standards are scary, its snow jobs are scary, and most of all, it has never gotten ahead because of its hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of its successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. Camui's wheelings and dealings leave me with several unanswered questions: Will peeling back the onion of its treacherous philippics cause it to shed tears or will it merely enhance its desire to manipulate everything and everybody? And when it looks in the mirror in the morning, does Camui see more than the same, dissolute face that all randy, flagitious worrywarts share? These are difficult questions to answer, because Camui hides behind the carefully managed prevarication that neurotic, brassbound geeks are easily housebroken. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. If Camui can't be reasoned out of its prejudices, it must be laughed out of them. If Camui can't be argued out of its selfishness, it must be shamed out of it.
I may be beating a dead horse here, but I do want to point out that I find that some of Camui's choices of words in its pranks would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "ugly" for "hexosemonophosphoric" and "piteous" for "anthropomorphotheist." If there is one thing I have learned, it is this: At no time in the past did mean-spirited warmongers shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them. Camui's smears are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us some day.
What that means, simply put, is that I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people. I can therefore assure you that I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness -- not in a dark, wishy-washy world run by surly cozeners. If my memory serves me correctly, Camui's cronies believe that anyone who resists Camui deserves to be crushed. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that we ought to worship bloodthirsty fast-buck artists as folk heroes can believe anything, especially if it's false. There is a problem here. A very large, frowzy, coldhearted
Oh no no no... Listen up mister! I was talking about rights here. Rights only apply to Americans, in fact only to Right Thinking Americans tm. If the Liberals demons don't like the second amendment they should not be allowed to use it.
Hmmm... maybe I should stop being ironic and maybe I should not have seen Outfoxed (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418038/) last night.
Everyone should be allowed to protect their own backyard from overflying airtraffic...
I also mr Bush several times that he shouldn't home-build a Segway (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2989000.stm). But once again he wouldn't listen.
"You get what you pay for"
I "think" the thiefs disagree.
I am using an analogue browser. It's soo dandy!
Hey it's nothing special. My AIBO did that last winter without any problems.
I hope she is a feminist because they ar sooo cute!
But what are you waiting for?
There are already a community where you can find nothing but men. I do not want to know where you slowly want to work your way up...
Anybody have some info about making magazines, special encyclopedias based on selection of articles from wikipedia.
In the comments above I saw WikiTravel. Any other examples, insider info or knowledge of sites used wikipedia to spin of other sites or businesses?
It not just a popular saying, it's now the TRUTH.
Was it the orcs you thought looked just like in real life?
The prescription said only one tablet a day!
This reminds me of the game Relate-a-zon that uses the Amazon's related items lists ("customers who bought this also bought...") to create a pathfinder game in which you have to use common sense and a bit of wild guessing to find your way from one product to another. In the end it visualizes your navigation in a url path graph.
Assume customers are willing to pay a certain amount of money for being able to use a computer to help them with there business/pleasures etc:
... your turn ... and the future to go
Linux-world says to the hardware people "our part is 'free'", want to business with us in order to satisfy the customers?
MS says to the hardware people "we expect your part to be free in the future to come", want to do business with us in order to satisfy the customers?
1) Bill is psycotic
2) Bill expect to "do" the hardware themselves like in the XBox and are satified with "just" profitting on the software
3)
"Developers!" x 96
"I...love...this... Linux platform, YEEEEEEEEEEAH"
A least the investors got it right this time:
1 year SCOX chart
5 days SCOX chars
The obligatory The Onion article:
Mexican Scientists Perfect Copying
>Yeah, defend that, asshole. Defend torture. Defend a political prison for children.
Spell "Guantanamo".
Reverse Murphy's Law:
"Things never go as bad as they could have."
A teacher one introduced me to it for fun, but I think it holds.
I'm imortal so I need all money I can get.
Bah no news... My girlfriend has been tilting the control on our PlayStation for many years now when she do an extra sharp turn in SSX...