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  1. Re:Lithium Ions on What's Wrong With Lithium Ion Batteries? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find your attitude towards people with bipolar disorder simply revolting!

  2. So, ILO is trying to tell us that farming... on After 10,000 Years, Farming No Longer Dominates · · Score: 1

    ...has bought the farm? ...is pushing up daisies? ...is worm food? ...has bitten the dust?

  3. Re:Useless... on School Kids Get Virtual Web Lockers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    100MB?
    Most kids have thumb drives; why would they want to use 100MB of disk space that can be spied on?

  4. Re:Excellent! on Finally We Get New Elements In HTML 5 · · Score: 1

    Just as long as they got rid of the tag.

    My retinas will never be the same...

  5. Re:April 13, 2029 on Nukes Against Earth-Impacting Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Think you have it bad? That'll be one week and one day after my 63rd birthday; only four years short of retirement.

    So close, yet so far...

  6. Isn't it illegal? on BusinessWeek Advocates Microsoft Piracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    BusinessWeek seems to be encouraging Microsoft to aid and abet a criminal enterprise (piracy).
    At the very least this is encouraging Microsoft to behave in a manner that would affect the RICO judgement against them. What would BusinessWeeks liability be?

  7. Kids Say Email is Dead? on Kids Say Email is Dead · · Score: 1

    Not until they pry the keyboard from my cold, dead fingers!

    Until then, Thunderbird is my choice.

  8. An Algae-Powered Jet... on Boeing Helping to Develop Algae-Powered Jet · · Score: 1

    I don't know; sounds kind of fishy to me!

  9. Re:What's not mentioned on 1935 Meccano "Dam Busters" Computer Restored · · Score: 1

    Actually, they got the idea of the bouncing bombs from watching the rabbits in the study explode from Holy Hand Grenades.

  10. iSmoke on Ultimate iPhone Review — Will It Blend? · · Score: 1

    only when someone sets me on fire.

    I'm surprised that BlendTec hasn't come out with the iBlend.

  11. The Mainframe Still Lives! on The Mainframe Still Lives! · · Score: 1

    It's ALIVE!

    Quick, Igor, LPAR the system!

  12. How foreign operatives collect data on tech on FBI Seeks To Restrict University Student Freedoms · · Score: 1

    They read /. just like the rest of us.

  13. Duh! on Underfunded NSA Suffers Brownouts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An internal survey that showed NSA employees have problems trusting each other.

    They're spies! They're trained not to trust anyone!

    Captain Obvious strikes again!

  14. Do no evil on Google's New Lobbying Power in Washington · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm surprised that the guys from Google can't get politicians to talk to them. After all, their willingness to help China censor the web and now using lobbyists is definitely a sign that they say one thing and mean the opposite. They're beginning to sound like the congresscritters.

  15. Re:Um... on Microsoft Pleads With Consumers to Adopt Vista Now · · Score: 1

    Vista is way nicer to sue than XP.

    Since when has it become acceptable to sue software?

  16. Re:A Microsoft Deal is More Than Just Patents on Red Hat Rejects Microsoft Deals · · Score: 0

    I agree with you but I also have a deeper concern:

    Could Microsoft be intending to use these relationships to inject "proprietary" code into Linux distros so that they can sue at some point in the future?

  17. Re:So now we're afraid of swearing on the internet on FCC Indecency Ruling Struck Down · · Score: 1

    fATck or "fat chick"

    Of course, you'd better not say that or fuck around the ladies.

  18. Cool idea! on Turning Heat Into Sound Into Electricity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Er, hot idea!

    Um, maybe I should stop now.

  19. Reminds me of a riddle I heard.... on How the Pentagon Got Its Shape · · Score: 1

    What is an elephant?

    It's a mouse built to military specifications.

    Not surprised they built a five-sided building.

  20. Show me a man with a song in his heart... on iPods and Pacemakers Don't Mix · · Score: 1

    and I'll show you a man with an AM/FM pacemaker.

    Or, in this case, a MP3-playing pacemaker.

  21. Lost in the Mountains.... on Remains of James Doohan Lost in New Mexico · · Score: 1

    Instead of Lost In Space.

    Whoda thunk it?

  22. The Day the Air Force Crashed on Big Red Button Disasters? · · Score: 1

    My "Big Red Button Day" occurred due to a new employee on a government program at Peterson AFB. He was escorting the cleaning people around our office area and datacenter. Part of the task is to turn on flashing red lights to let people know that there are uncleared people in the room. When he escorted them into the datacenter, he saw "The Big Red Button" (covered, but unlabeled at the time) and thought, "Red button turns on red light".

    Unfortunately, our office area was built on the computer room floor with the rest of the data center and shared the same power grid. When the newbie pressed the button, 25 RS/6000s, 1 IBM 3033 mainframe, 15 3394 disk packs, several VAX, PDP, dozens of PCs, X-Stations, etc and all the lights went out at the same time. It's never easy to find the breakers in the dark. It took us 3 days to get all the hardware back up and running properly.

  23. Thinking outside the box! on Ceiling Height May Affect Problem-Solving Skills · · Score: 1

    Great... now our managers will put us back a cube/office/cage.

  24. If you're a mercenary... on Would You Install Pirated Software at Work? · · Score: 1

    1. Install the software as requested.
    2. Find a new job.
    3. Call the BSA and report your former employer.
    4. Profit by collecting the reward from the BSA.

  25. Re:The bad thing is on Lip-Reading Surveillance Cameras · · Score: 1

    The good thing is: masks of politicians are plentiful and cheap.

    Unfortunately, so are the politicians.