I just heard some sad news on talk radio - famous vegetable/right-wing tool Terri Schiavo was found dead in her Florida hospice this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her work, there's no denying her contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred almost three years ago, followed by a Holy War against Islam, and now Russia and Chechnya are teetering on the brink of their own war, America is considering launching attacks against North Korea and Iran, and you people have the gall to be discussing whether You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure????? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about whether You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
May I have your attention please,<Br> may I have your attention please,<Br> will the real bruce perens please stand up,<Br> I repeat will the real bruce perens please stand up<p> we're gonna have a problem here<p> Ya'll act like you never seen a slash poster before<Br> mouse all on the floor<Br> like mom and daddy just burst in the door<Br> and started whoopin yer ass worse than before<Br> they first had endorsed<Br> buyin' ya a crappy computer (aaaaaah)<Br> It's the return of the...<Br> "awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,<Br> he didn't just say what I think he did,<Br> did he?"<Br> and Mr. Cray said...<Br> nothing you idiots, Mr Cray's dead<Br> he's locked in my bassment<Br> microsoft women love Sig '11<Br> chicka chicka chicka bruce perens,<Br> "I'm sick of him, lookit him<Br> walkin around, grabbin his GNU know what<Br> flippin' to GNU know who"<Br> "yeah, but he's so smart though"<Br> yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose<Br> but no worse than what's goin on in your sister's webcam (eheheheh)<Br> sometimes, I wanna get on ZD and just let loose<Br> but cant, but it's cool for RMS to hump a dead GNU<Br> My mouse is on your link, My mouse is on your link and if you're lucky, I might just give it a little click<Br> and that's the message that we deliver to little kids<Br> and expect them not to know what a free software is<Br> of course they're gonna know what Microsoft is by the time they hit 4th grade<Br> they got MS-NBC, dont they?<Br> we ain't nothing but omnivores<Br> well, some of us carnivores<Br> who read other people's mail like crackwhores<Br> but if we can read your e-mail like it's available then there's no reason that a man can't forge spam from your account<Br> but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote<Br> trolls wave your penis birds, sing the chorus and it goes........<P>
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens<Br> all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating<Br> so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<Br> cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens<Br> all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating<Br> so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up, please stand up, please stand up <P> Sig 11 don't got to cuss in his posts to get Karma<Br> well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too<Br> you think I give a damn about my Karma<Br> half of you trolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me<Br> "but bruce, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"<Br> why? so you guys can just lie to get me here<Br> so you can sit me here next to Natalie here<Br> shit,Enoch Root's momma better switch me chairs<Br> so I can sit next to trollmastah and Post First<Br> and hear em argue over who modded it down first<Br> little troll, flamed me back on IRC "yeah, he's fast, but I think he types one-handed, hee hee"<Br> I should download some audio on MP3<Br> and show the world how you released it BSD (aaaaaah)<Br> I'm sick of you little troll and l33t groups<Br> all you do is annoy me<Br> so I have been sent here to destroy you<Br> and there's a million of us just like me<Br> who post like me, who just don't give a fuck like me<Br> who code like me, walk, talk and act like me<Br> and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......<P>
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens<Br> all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating<Br> so won't the real Bruce Perens pleas
I love the old-timey tubes used for the sound. I wonder how reliable these will be. I'm old enough to remeber having to replace tubes in our old tv back in the day.
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a beowulf cluster of these!
omg
douche bags
I thought BSD was dead.
All right, come on. 'Fess up. You're a lobbyist for the telecommunications industry, right?
Until it plays OGG files!
it got popped.
The linux community is full of tools. This won't be a problem.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - famous vegetable/right-wing tool Terri Schiavo was found dead in her Florida hospice this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss her - even if you didn't enjoy her work, there's no denying her contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
run linux?
can you imagine?
Me so organic.
we're not 5 million years old, that's a librul myth.
ChristBSD is dying!
I had a date with a girl named Cherry once. Sounded promising.
ha ha. second bitches.
is this a joke?
Get some PRIORITIES!
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred almost three years ago, followed by a Holy War against Islam, and now Russia and Chechnya are teetering on the brink of their own war, America is considering launching attacks against North Korea and Iran, and you people have the gall to be discussing whether You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure????? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about whether You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
May I have your attention please,<Br>
may I have your attention please,<Br>
will the real bruce perens please stand up,<Br>
I repeat will the real bruce perens please stand up<p>
we're gonna have a problem here<p>
Ya'll act like you never seen a slash poster before<Br>
mouse all on the floor<Br>
like mom and daddy just burst in the door<Br>
and started whoopin yer ass worse than before<Br>
they first had endorsed<Br>
buyin' ya a crappy computer (aaaaaah)<Br>
It's the return of the...<Br>
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,<Br>
he didn't just say what I think he did,<Br>
did he?"<Br>
and Mr. Cray said...<Br>
nothing you idiots, Mr Cray's dead<Br>
he's locked in my bassment<Br>
microsoft women love Sig '11<Br>
chicka chicka chicka bruce perens,<Br>
"I'm sick of him, lookit him<Br>
walkin around, grabbin his GNU know what<Br>
flippin' to GNU know who"<Br>
"yeah, but he's so smart though"<Br>
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose<Br>
but no worse than what's goin on in your sister's webcam (eheheheh)<Br>
sometimes, I wanna get on ZD and just let loose<Br>
but cant, but it's cool for RMS to hump a dead GNU<Br>
My mouse is on your link, My mouse is on your link
and if you're lucky, I might just give it a little click<Br>
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids<Br>
and expect them not to know what a free software is<Br>
of course they're gonna know what Microsoft is
by the time they hit 4th grade<Br>
they got MS-NBC, dont they?<Br>
we ain't nothing but omnivores<Br>
well, some of us carnivores<Br>
who read other people's mail like crackwhores<Br>
but if we can read your e-mail like it's available
then there's no reason that a man can't forge spam from your account<Br>
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote<Br>
trolls wave your penis birds, sing the chorus and it goes........<P>
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens<Br>
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating<Br>
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up<Br>
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens<Br>
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating<Br>
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
<P>
Sig 11 don't got to cuss in his posts to get Karma<Br>
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too<Br>
you think I give a damn about my Karma<Br>
half of you trolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me<Br>
"but bruce, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"<Br>
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here<Br>
so you can sit me here next to Natalie here<Br>
shit,Enoch Root's momma better switch me chairs<Br>
so I can sit next to trollmastah and Post First<Br>
and hear em argue over who modded it down first<Br>
little troll, flamed me back on IRC
"yeah, he's fast, but I think he types one-handed, hee hee"<Br>
I should download some audio on MP3<Br>
and show the world how you released it BSD (aaaaaah)<Br>
I'm sick of you little troll and l33t groups<Br>
all you do is annoy me<Br>
so I have been sent here to destroy you<Br>
and there's a million of us just like me<Br>
who post like me, who just don't give a fuck like me<Br>
who code like me, walk, talk and act like me<Br>
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......<P>
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens<Br>
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating<Br>
so won't the real Bruce Perens pleas
yeah
is it?
I've heard, that while these things work well, they have problems getting into the corners. Nice use of technology, though.
I love the old-timey tubes used for the sound. I wonder how reliable these will be. I'm old enough to remeber having to replace tubes in our old tv back in the day.
Cool, this could lead to preslashdoting.
good job! +5 mods!