Saying that QWERTY "optimized" typewriter jamming would be overly generous...
[sarcasm]
Apparently it's not just for typewriters. Microsoft said the reason my computer crashed so much was because I was using Dvorak, resulting in crossed bits that would become bound together and were too big to fit through my computer's 16-bit processor. They said this would happen less if I reverted to QWERTY because they keys were optimized to limit crossed bits. I became skeptical of this answer after it continued to happen with 32-bit Windows, given that the processor could now handle more bits than there were letters in the alphabet.
[/sarcasm]
For a moment I thought this was going to be an article about how doctors can now get a clear picture of your brain by analyzing your Facebook profile, reducing the need for a traditional MRI, but somehow costing more.
The Google Images search app helps our customer service team to recognise high profile travellers such as captains of industry who would be using our First class facilities enabling us to give a more personalised service.
"Sorry Mr. Gates! We didn't recognize you without the pie in your face!" Consider the service an upgrade! From first class to zero class!
Actually, NT sounds just like "en tee" = "I don't work" or "I won't do it" in Finnish.
Believe it or not, Finnish sounds just like the English word for, "I'm done with this." And Nokia is starting to sound like the English word for, "I'm SO done with this." Those crazy Finns...
I'd like to see some advanced alien civilization intercept Voyager and send it back to us without comment, just to see what we'd do.
When it arrives in 40 years or so, NASA has no idea what it is and can't read the disc because it can't find a phonograph. "It appears to be some ancient audio device, but even our oldest laserdisc players can't make heads or tails of it." And even if it could, it couldn't listen to the disc because a government-mandated program embedded in the phonograph detected copyrighted material. "RIGHTS MANAGEMENT ERROR. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO LISTEN TO THIS COPYRIGHTED RECORDING." Ultimately they melt down the gold and sell it to help pay for their continued work on coming up with a successor to the space shuttle.
They're going to have a display of the excitation of the Higgs field above its ground state on a day when the U.S. will hold displays of excitation above its ground states across the country. Perhaps in the future the day will be known as Higgsdependence Day?
Uslan has served as the executive producer of all Batman major motion pictures, from 1989's Batman to the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises (trailer).
That's not "all" of the Batman major motion pictures. You seem to be forgetting Batman: The Movie, in which the Penguin dehydrates members of the U.N. security council, reducing them to piles of... stuff... and somehow manages to rehydrate them with everything perfectly back in place and functioning. True, most people have worked hard to forget this movie over the last half-century, and if you hadn't made this ridiculously-grandiose claim I wouldn't have had to remember it either.
Wow! And the new NSA data center that's-so-big-the-town-they're-building-it-in-had-to-expand-its-boundaries in Utah isn't even online yet! Just imagine how infrequently they'll need to bother the courts after it opens next year. Eventually judges may be able to go back to their original mission of hearing cases, unmolested by the petty need to approve wiretaps.
My understanding is that they basically told it your goal is to earn yourself the highest score possible. You get 0 points for painting off the edge of the page, lots of points for smooth brush strokes, etc. I wouldn't really call it a reward system, any more than WOW's grinding is a reward system.
Obligatory: "I am now telling the computer exactly what it could do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"
The real question of course is how Obama would handle Galactus.
He would decree that this evil can only be defeated with mandatory universal health care. It only works if everyone is part of it. Then as the vortex of doom settles over each major city and the Supreme Court strikes his mandate down he'll say, "fine! It only works if most of us are part of it." Then as people are being sucked up into the sky, he'll scream, "I inherited this, you know!"
MacFarlane said he watched "Cosmos" as a child and devoured all of Sagan'sbooks.
Coming from the creator of Peter Griffin, this could very well mean that he literally ingested the physical books, Cookie Monster-style, rendering them unavailable to the rest of the world for decades. "He covered the undisclosed costs of donating them to the library," may simply mean he paid to have the books surgically removed from his stomach, paid for a forensic team to piece them back together and will spend a few weeks in a hospital bed in pain, paying for his transgression.
You can't get rid of the address, but you can make it so that no one sees it. You can also display to whomever you like whatever address you like. The settings updates you have to make are pretty straightforward.
Sally's Facebook Wall, sometime in 2013
It's a Boy! David Zuckerberg Stevens joined our family this morning at 6:45 a.m. 7lbs 3oz ---
Sally: OMG! I totally didn't type Zuckerberg! His middle name is Anthony! WTF FaceBook?!
Judy: Relax! You can't get rid of the Zuckerberg, but you can just not use it in front of others and no one will know, except when you scold, "David Zuckerberg! Take your hand out of that cookie jar this instant!"
Sally: Who are you?
Judy: I'm your closest friend. We met when you called Facebook to close your account, and I talked you out of it. And remember when I talked you out of that abortion 8 months ago?
Sally: Wait, are you FB customer service?
Judy: We don't like to think of it that way.
Lonesome George, the last remaining tortoise of his kind and a conservation icon, died on Sunday of unknown causes, the Galapagos National Park said. He was thought to be about 100 years old.
Anyone else misread that as "conservative icon" and think this was going to be a story about a pre-Tea Party republican senator?
The point is that the banks are playing a custom video game against each other with taxpayer money (assuming that if they screw up badly enough the government will bail them out) instead of points. Any advantages (in other scenarios these would be known as "cheats") they can get earn them real money in this game.
Eventually it's going to get to the point where they can't get any faster. Then they will have to resort to some variant of the Konami code to keep one-upping each other. You know, push the price Up, push the price Up, Short, Short, move your investment to the ticker symbol to the Left on the board, then the Right, Left again, then Right again, Bundle a bunch of securities together then Auction the pieces off. Oh wait, they already did that. Damn those guys are fast!
Whenever someone poses a question that shoots a hole in your platform, you talk about "that's why I have a release valve."
What do you do if your constituents want you to violate the constitution?
I "reserve the right to vote in opposition to majority sentiment..."
So you're just like every other politician out there. You want the people to think you're doing what they want, that you're different from all the others, and you're going to vote with a wallet labelled "your conscience" when a corporation pays you enough or other lawmakers pressure you to.
How do you ensure the poll is representative? If the same 10% or so vote on every issue, you might end up with skewed results. The short answer about trying to prevent skewed results is that I really can't. By having a participation threshold, the "release valve", and by widely publicizing the way the votes are going, we can mitigate some of the risk of skewed results.
OK, so either you're never going to hit your participation threshold and make all the decisions yourself anyway, or you're going to hit the threshold and always have skewed results because it won't be anywhere close to 50% of your constituents. You acknowledge that your threshold is about 2% participation. I tried an experiment a moment ago. My cat likes milk. I poured her a saucer of 2% milk and told her, "here's some milk. You like milk!" She came running over because she knows the word milk, sniffed at it without touching it, gave me a dirty look and stalked away. Calling 2% participation a consensus doesn't make it a consensus. Even my cat knows this.
Your county's schools are failing horribly and need money but the only place you have money is vehicle tax that is supposed to go to your roads. You propose (if you are even going to take such actions) to move some money from the road fund to the schools -- sacrificing potential traffic problems in the name of education and staying above backwater Mississippi standards. Your populace (who have completed high school and already make long commutes) disagree with you when their vote fails to pass the proposition. What do you do? In part, the "release valve" could come into play as previously described...
Again, you will vote the way your constituents want, except when you disagree with them.
Direct democracy is evil. Its only use is as an interim step to understanding why representative democracy is necessary. You seem to understand that direct democracy does not truly work, because you keep falling back on the explanation that you would be the representative who has to make the decisions on behalf of your constituents. Which is how it should be. But don't ride on a direct democracy platform if that's not what you are offering. If you're going to lie to the voters now to get into office, why should they trust you to make decisions for them.
Here's what you want to do: Acknowledge that what you are offering is representative democracy, but be extremely open about every vote you cast. Create a Web site where you will explain how you voted and why. And don't dumb it down to make it sound good for the media. Explain it as if your constituent was your next door neighbor and he was sitting on the couch in your living room eager to hear what you're doing for him in Montpelier. And provide a relatively-secure way for them to communicate their thoughts and concerns to you, but don't ever base your vote on majority opinion. Or 2% opinion. If you are elected, it's because the voters say they trust you to make the right decisions for them. Sometimes you'll screw up, and sometimes you'll upset people, but you learn from your mistakes, listen to your constituents and honestly communicate your reasoning. That's what it truly means to be a representative.
There is an old story about Washington and Jefferson discussing the purpose of the U.S. Senate (I realize you're running for the Vermont Senate,
The screen real-estate on a mobile device is too tight for an add to be non-intrusive and simply piss people off. Annoyed customers are not paying customers.
Exactly. I'd take it a step further and say that part of the reason mobile has been so successful is because there is less chance of running into annoying, intrusive ads. It succeeds because it gives the user what he wants.
If you accept that premise, the way to do mobile ads right would be to make up for the lack of real estate by providing something the user wants. Think time and location-based ads that offer something you can immediately use, like you're a block away from a McDonald's at lunch time and your phone shows an ad/coupon that saves you money on your lunch and drives business to the restaurant. Then 4 hours later, just as the chemicals in the food begin to liquefy your... Well, you know... You get a coupon for the drug store on the corner.
However, that will not/should not come to pass because if you allow advertisers to have that kind of information, they will exploit it and sell it (and by sell, I mean retain the information and sell a copy to anyone who wants it) until hundreds of companies you've never heard of know more about you than your wife/doctor/therapist/bartender/etc.
Starting your summary with "Forget... Soon we'll be able to..."
Using phrases like "wowed" and "mind-blowing"
Closing with "but that's not all"
It's generally a warning to readers that either there is no substance to what you're going to tell us, or we're about to hear the breathlessly-excited gossip of a 13-year old.
Try to stick to concisely telling us the facts, and let the story is be impressive on its own merits.
Ballmer's communicationstyle (mostly screaming until you are hoarse and jumping around to get attention) is finally starting to assert itself in Microsoft's UI. Expect the next version to include characters that turn red and jump around, chanting when you mouseover them and screaming "GIVE IT UP FOR ME" when you click them:
FILE!
FILE!
FILE!
EDIT!
EDIT!
COPY!
YEAH! GIVE IT UP FOR ME!!!!
(Then you wait several seconds for your operating system to catch its breath.)
I for one am thankful that I know keyboard shortcuts.
The findings offer little aid in controlling the pest but could help engineers improve the design of tiny flying robots.
Great! Because I was just thinking to myself, "we really need more tiny flying robots. If I have to wait 20 years for the CIA to solve the raindrop problem and weaponize these things, I'll die of boredom before videos of them assassinating people with them show up on YouTube."
Too heavy on the sarcasm? Fortunately I don't say stuff like this out loud.
I think it's important to know that the cat died a natural death...
Actually, the cat was killed by a car. It's even in the URL of the story that TFA is citing. "Orvillecopter-takes-flight-cat-run-over-by-car-gets-extra-life-as-a-remote-controlled-helicopter." One cannot claim there's anything natural about the cat's death, unless it was a Prius that ran it over.
There might be some supernatural justice involved if the owner retaliates against the driver who hit the cat by flying it into his windshield while driving, scaring the living crap out of him. Actually, that would make for a great 21st-century sequel to The Birds: Dutch artist turns dead animals hit by motorists into helicopters and uses them to run those motorists off the road with an ever-growing swarm of dead, flying remote-control animals. Will he be stopped before he sets off an actual robotic-zombie apocalypse?
I've heard many arguments over the years from people who claim the rest of the world should follow the Dutch policy on drugs. From now on, I'm going to rebut those arguments by showing the video of this catcopter. "See what happens when you let everyone smoke whatever they want? They start turning dead animals into UAVs and flying them all over the place. Still think it's a good idea?"
It's worth noting that Massena is on the Canadian border. All that separates them from Canada is the St Lawrence River, and there's a bridge a few miles east of downtown. If it is the DEA, perhaps they're watching people fill their prescriptions with cheap canadian generics they can't buy in the U.S.
Massena is also home to a major hydroelectric power dam, three large aluminum plants (two of which are idle) and the Eisenhower lock on the St. Lawrence seaway (any international ships en route to the great lakes have to stop there), so it could be a place of interest for agencies/companies other than the DEA.
I saw "GetYourOwnDamnWifi" the other day. Ok guy, I get the point.
You mean someone else is using my SSID? Dammit... now I'll have to change it to "GetOffMyLawn," "GetOffMySpectrum" or, if all else fails, natalielikesmariahcarey.
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Saying that QWERTY "optimized" typewriter jamming would be overly generous...
[sarcasm] Apparently it's not just for typewriters. Microsoft said the reason my computer crashed so much was because I was using Dvorak, resulting in crossed bits that would become bound together and were too big to fit through my computer's 16-bit processor. They said this would happen less if I reverted to QWERTY because they keys were optimized to limit crossed bits. I became skeptical of this answer after it continued to happen with 32-bit Windows, given that the processor could now handle more bits than there were letters in the alphabet. [/sarcasm]
For a moment I thought this was going to be an article about how doctors can now get a clear picture of your brain by analyzing your Facebook profile, reducing the need for a traditional MRI, but somehow costing more.
Creepiness is not the feeling resturants go for
I'll take differences between restaurants and airports for 200, Alex.
The Google Images search app helps our customer service team to recognise high profile travellers such as captains of industry who would be using our First class facilities enabling us to give a more personalised service.
"Sorry Mr. Gates! We didn't recognize you without the pie in your face!"
Consider the service an upgrade! From first class to zero class!
Actually, NT sounds just like "en tee" = "I don't work" or "I won't do it" in Finnish.
Believe it or not, Finnish sounds just like the English word for, "I'm done with this." And Nokia is starting to sound like the English word for, "I'm SO done with this." Those crazy Finns...
I'd like to see some advanced alien civilization intercept Voyager and send it back to us without comment, just to see what we'd do.
When it arrives in 40 years or so, NASA has no idea what it is and can't read the disc because it can't find a phonograph. "It appears to be some ancient audio device, but even our oldest laserdisc players can't make heads or tails of it." And even if it could, it couldn't listen to the disc because a government-mandated program embedded in the phonograph detected copyrighted material. "RIGHTS MANAGEMENT ERROR. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO LISTEN TO THIS COPYRIGHTED RECORDING." Ultimately they melt down the gold and sell it to help pay for their continued work on coming up with a successor to the space shuttle.
They're going to have a display of the excitation of the Higgs field above its ground state on a day when the U.S. will hold displays of excitation above its ground states across the country. Perhaps in the future the day will be known as Higgsdependence Day?
Uslan has served as the executive producer of all Batman major motion pictures, from 1989's Batman to the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises (trailer).
That's not "all" of the Batman major motion pictures. You seem to be forgetting Batman: The Movie, in which the Penguin dehydrates members of the U.N. security council, reducing them to piles of... stuff... and somehow manages to rehydrate them with everything perfectly back in place and functioning. True, most people have worked hard to forget this movie over the last half-century, and if you hadn't made this ridiculously-grandiose claim I wouldn't have had to remember it either.
Wow! And the new NSA data center that's-so-big-the-town-they're-building-it-in-had-to-expand-its-boundaries in Utah isn't even online yet! Just imagine how infrequently they'll need to bother the courts after it opens next year. Eventually judges may be able to go back to their original mission of hearing cases, unmolested by the petty need to approve wiretaps.
I know, my first thought was, "what would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" So I RTFM.
My understanding is that they basically told it your goal is to earn yourself the highest score possible. You get 0 points for painting off the edge of the page, lots of points for smooth brush strokes, etc. I wouldn't really call it a reward system, any more than WOW's grinding is a reward system.
Obligatory: "I am now telling the computer exactly what it could do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!"
The real question of course is how Obama would handle Galactus.
He would decree that this evil can only be defeated with mandatory universal health care. It only works if everyone is part of it. Then as the vortex of doom settles over each major city and the Supreme Court strikes his mandate down he'll say, "fine! It only works if most of us are part of it." Then as people are being sucked up into the sky, he'll scream, "I inherited this, you know!"
MacFarlane said he watched "Cosmos" as a child and devoured all of Sagan'sbooks.
Coming from the creator of Peter Griffin, this could very well mean that he literally ingested the physical books, Cookie Monster-style, rendering them unavailable to the rest of the world for decades. "He covered the undisclosed costs of donating them to the library," may simply mean he paid to have the books surgically removed from his stomach, paid for a forensic team to piece them back together and will spend a few weeks in a hospital bed in pain, paying for his transgression.
You can't get rid of the address, but you can make it so that no one sees it. You can also display to whomever you like whatever address you like. The settings updates you have to make are pretty straightforward.
Sally's Facebook Wall, sometime in 2013
It's a Boy! David Zuckerberg Stevens joined our family this morning at 6:45 a.m. 7lbs 3oz
---
Sally: OMG! I totally didn't type Zuckerberg! His middle name is Anthony! WTF FaceBook?!
Judy: Relax! You can't get rid of the Zuckerberg, but you can just not use it in front of others and no one will know, except when you scold, "David Zuckerberg! Take your hand out of that cookie jar this instant!"
Sally: Who are you?
Judy: I'm your closest friend. We met when you called Facebook to close your account, and I talked you out of it. And remember when I talked you out of that abortion 8 months ago?
Sally: Wait, are you FB customer service?
Judy: We don't like to think of it that way.
Lonesome George, the last remaining tortoise of his kind and a conservation icon, died on Sunday of unknown causes, the Galapagos National Park said. He was thought to be about 100 years old.
Anyone else misread that as "conservative icon" and think this was going to be a story about a pre-Tea Party republican senator?
The point is that the banks are playing a custom video game against each other with taxpayer money (assuming that if they screw up badly enough the government will bail them out) instead of points. Any advantages (in other scenarios these would be known as "cheats") they can get earn them real money in this game.
Eventually it's going to get to the point where they can't get any faster. Then they will have to resort to some variant of the Konami code to keep one-upping each other. You know, push the price Up, push the price Up, Short, Short, move your investment to the ticker symbol to the Left on the board, then the Right, Left again, then Right again, Bundle a bunch of securities together then Auction the pieces off. Oh wait, they already did that. Damn those guys are fast!
What do you do if your constituents want you to violate the constitution?
I "reserve the right to vote in opposition to majority sentiment..."
So you're just like every other politician out there. You want the people to think you're doing what they want, that you're different from all the others, and you're going to vote with a wallet labelled "your conscience" when a corporation pays you enough or other lawmakers pressure you to.
How do you ensure the poll is representative? If the same 10% or so vote on every issue, you might end up with skewed results.
The short answer about trying to prevent skewed results is that I really can't. By having a participation threshold, the "release valve", and by widely publicizing the way the votes are going, we can mitigate some of the risk of skewed results.
OK, so either you're never going to hit your participation threshold and make all the decisions yourself anyway, or you're going to hit the threshold and always have skewed results because it won't be anywhere close to 50% of your constituents. You acknowledge that your threshold is about 2% participation. I tried an experiment a moment ago. My cat likes milk. I poured her a saucer of 2% milk and told her, "here's some milk. You like milk!" She came running over because she knows the word milk, sniffed at it without touching it, gave me a dirty look and stalked away. Calling 2% participation a consensus doesn't make it a consensus. Even my cat knows this.
Your county's schools are failing horribly and need money but the only place you have money is vehicle tax that is supposed to go to your roads. You propose (if you are even going to take such actions) to move some money from the road fund to the schools -- sacrificing potential traffic problems in the name of education and staying above backwater Mississippi standards. Your populace (who have completed high school and already make long commutes) disagree with you when their vote fails to pass the proposition. What do you do?
In part, the "release valve" could come into play as previously described...
Again, you will vote the way your constituents want, except when you disagree with them.
Direct democracy is evil. Its only use is as an interim step to understanding why representative democracy is necessary. You seem to understand that direct democracy does not truly work, because you keep falling back on the explanation that you would be the representative who has to make the decisions on behalf of your constituents. Which is how it should be. But don't ride on a direct democracy platform if that's not what you are offering. If you're going to lie to the voters now to get into office, why should they trust you to make decisions for them.
Here's what you want to do: Acknowledge that what you are offering is representative democracy, but be extremely open about every vote you cast. Create a Web site where you will explain how you voted and why. And don't dumb it down to make it sound good for the media. Explain it as if your constituent was your next door neighbor and he was sitting on the couch in your living room eager to hear what you're doing for him in Montpelier. And provide a relatively-secure way for them to communicate their thoughts and concerns to you, but don't ever base your vote on majority opinion. Or 2% opinion. If you are elected, it's because the voters say they trust you to make the right decisions for them. Sometimes you'll screw up, and sometimes you'll upset people, but you learn from your mistakes, listen to your constituents and honestly communicate your reasoning. That's what it truly means to be a representative.
There is an old story about Washington and Jefferson discussing the purpose of the U.S. Senate (I realize you're running for the Vermont Senate,
The screen real-estate on a mobile device is too tight for an add to be non-intrusive and simply piss people off. Annoyed customers are not paying customers.
Exactly. I'd take it a step further and say that part of the reason mobile has been so successful is because there is less chance of running into annoying, intrusive ads. It succeeds because it gives the user what he wants.
If you accept that premise, the way to do mobile ads right would be to make up for the lack of real estate by providing something the user wants. Think time and location-based ads that offer something you can immediately use, like you're a block away from a McDonald's at lunch time and your phone shows an ad/coupon that saves you money on your lunch and drives business to the restaurant. Then 4 hours later, just as the chemicals in the food begin to liquefy your... Well, you know... You get a coupon for the drug store on the corner.
However, that will not/should not come to pass because if you allow advertisers to have that kind of information, they will exploit it and sell it (and by sell, I mean retain the information and sell a copy to anyone who wants it) until hundreds of companies you've never heard of know more about you than your wife/doctor/therapist/bartender/etc.
It's generally a warning to readers that either there is no substance to what you're going to tell us, or we're about to hear the breathlessly-excited gossip of a 13-year old.
Try to stick to concisely telling us the facts, and let the story is be impressive on its own merits.
So Netflix is starting to use its army of Flying Cloud Monkeys as a Content Delivery Network? No wonder the DVDs weren't making it to my mailbox!
Ballmer's communication style (mostly screaming until you are hoarse and jumping around to get attention) is finally starting to assert itself in Microsoft's UI. Expect the next version to include characters that turn red and jump around, chanting when you mouseover them and screaming "GIVE IT UP FOR ME" when you click them:
FILE!
FILE!
FILE!
EDIT!
EDIT!
COPY!
YEAH! GIVE IT UP FOR ME!!!!
(Then you wait several seconds for your operating system to catch its breath.)
I for one am thankful that I know keyboard shortcuts.
The findings offer little aid in controlling the pest but could help engineers improve the design of tiny flying robots.
Great! Because I was just thinking to myself, "we really need more tiny flying robots. If I have to wait 20 years for the CIA to solve the raindrop problem and weaponize these things, I'll die of boredom before videos of them assassinating people with them show up on YouTube."
Too heavy on the sarcasm? Fortunately I don't say stuff like this out loud.
I think it's important to know that the cat died a natural death...
Actually, the cat was killed by a car. It's even in the URL of the story that TFA is citing. "Orvillecopter-takes-flight-cat-run-over-by-car-gets-extra-life-as-a-remote-controlled-helicopter." One cannot claim there's anything natural about the cat's death, unless it was a Prius that ran it over.
There might be some supernatural justice involved if the owner retaliates against the driver who hit the cat by flying it into his windshield while driving, scaring the living crap out of him. Actually, that would make for a great 21st-century sequel to The Birds: Dutch artist turns dead animals hit by motorists into helicopters and uses them to run those motorists off the road with an ever-growing swarm of dead, flying remote-control animals. Will he be stopped before he sets off an actual robotic-zombie apocalypse?
I've heard many arguments over the years from people who claim the rest of the world should follow the Dutch policy on drugs. From now on, I'm going to rebut those arguments by showing the video of this catcopter. "See what happens when you let everyone smoke whatever they want? They start turning dead animals into UAVs and flying them all over the place. Still think it's a good idea?"
What strikes me is this: After all the acceleration, does he end up simple having a professional career that's ten years longer than normal?
One day he'll have his own horrible sing-along blog musical tradgicomedy miniseries in three acts. That's about all that's left to do with that sort of experience and multifaceted talent. That's what Doogie did.
It's worth noting that Massena is on the Canadian border. All that separates them from Canada is the St Lawrence River, and there's a bridge a few miles east of downtown. If it is the DEA, perhaps they're watching people fill their prescriptions with cheap canadian generics they can't buy in the U.S.
Massena is also home to a major hydroelectric power dam, three large aluminum plants (two of which are idle) and the Eisenhower lock on the St. Lawrence seaway (any international ships en route to the great lakes have to stop there), so it could be a place of interest for agencies/companies other than the DEA.
I saw "GetYourOwnDamnWifi" the other day. Ok guy, I get the point.
You mean someone else is using my SSID? Dammit... now I'll have to change it to "GetOffMyLawn," "GetOffMySpectrum" or, if all else fails, natalielikesmariahcarey.