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  1. Re:ENOUGH! on Enterprise Fans Buy Full-Page Ad In LA Times · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...could of been named "Hicks in space"

    Captain: Cletus, engage that warp thangy.
    Cletus: I caint! Thar's possums in the warp drive!

  2. Re:Articles of Confederation on House Approves Electronic ID Cards · · Score: 1
    John Paul Jones played guitar for Led Zep

    He played keyboards and bass.
    Better brush up on that history.

  3. Re:Rambus kills cell... on More Cell Processor Details And First Pictures · · Score: 0, Troll
    No chance that Rambus learned a lesson, then?

    I think they did.
    That's why they are joining with SCO to become SCambus.

  4. This series is sentenced to... on UPN Officially Cancels 'Star Trek: Enterprise' · · Score: 1

    ...be hung from the neck until dead, dead, DEAD!

    "Time to come in Trelaine!"

  5. Re:Not spicy enough for todays audiences... on Episode III Opening Crawl Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    "hot space-monkey nookie"

    You are thinking of the remake of Planet of the Apes.
    In which case it is better phrased:
    Bong smoking space-monkey from the future nookie.

  6. Re:Reading up on depression? Give me a break. on Monday, January 24th to be Worst Day of the Year · · Score: 1
    ...and getting your ass outside.

    Hell yeah!
    That way you can smoke without everyone whining about it.

  7. Re:My heartfelt condolences ... on 'Star Trek: Enterprise' Cancelled? · · Score: 1
    ...to all three fans.

    totured Picard:
    "There are four fans!"

  8. Goobox? on Gnome 2.10 Sneak Peek · · Score: 1

    Dey took ahr jawbs!

  9. Saw this on Star Trek TOS on IBM Opens Their Patent Portfolio to Open Source · · Score: 1

    Spock: "He did *not* pay for the patents."

    Harcourt Fenton Mudd: "Knowledge, sir, should be free to all."

  10. Re:Bias on Top 50 DVDs · · Score: 1
    This is the "Principle of Jiggy-osity".

    Isn't that what the professor was referring to in 'Back to the Future'?

    "One point twenty-one Jiggy-watts! Great scott!"

  11. Re:How about... on 64-bit Windows XP Tested And Reviewed · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...spelling "Windows" as "Windose" does not make you more credible in a Linux crowd.

    Of course it doesn't.
    You need to spell it Windoze.
    The 'z' makes you really credible.

  12. Re:Yea on AMD Chip Fraud Delays Release of New Chipset · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do you even know how a cash cow works?

    Shove quarters in its butt and it sprays money from its tits?
    There may be moo to it, but that's what I herd.

  13. Coming to spam you... on Engineered Enhancers Closer Than You Think · · Score: 1

    Viagrabots!

  14. Re:There's always a price. on Cognitive Enhancement Drugs · · Score: 1
    ...establish a reasonable level of "moderation"

    Not me, dude! I take moderation... [flashes surfer sign]

    ... TO THE EXTREME!

  15. Re:Jambo! on OpenOffice.org In Swahili · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nime farahi sana kukutana na we-we.

    My mother is a hamster?

  16. Re:I know the exact moment math became on Math Skills Survey Shows U.S. Lags Behind · · Score: 1
    What if the wall is rotating at 80% of the speed of light in relation to you?

    Then clearly I've done too much acid.

  17. Re:For me.... on Broadband Usage Up, TV Usage Down · · Score: 1
    I can't put up a satellite dish... and Time Warner wants the ridiculous price of something like $50-60 per month for a basic channel package

    I hear you. I have satellite, but saw TW in Austin go from $45/mo for standard channels to $55/mo. Satellite (DirecTV) is about $45/mo for the same channels, but I expect them to follow TW soon.

    All of this, of course, is for he 'new' content they are adding (shopping/religious/crap). There are about five channels with some worth, but at $55/mo *and* 1/3 commercial to content ratio, I'll cancel. Forunately, I get PBS over the air broadcast (Lehrer, Moyers, etc), but I will miss the Daily Show, and the occasional TLC/Discovery.

    I don't delude myself into thinking that cable or satellite providers give a damn about my business, there are clearly plenty of people who gladly pay this and more for their content. In that light, I guess all is well with the TV industry.

  18. Re:Consider this. on Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production · · Score: 1
    John Wayne is dead

    No.
    As the ultimate action hero, he lives forever.
    In fact, right now he's hunting bigfoot with Elvis and Jim Morrison.
    That's manly, damn it!

  19. Re:in what way is he on Torvalds Dubbed Most Influential Executive of 2004 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm..., I guess that makes more sense than my current theory that executives are a race of vampires feeding on the life force of employees.

  20. Re:Uncover those breasts! on U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft Resigns · · Score: 1

    I guess it's OK, as long as the breasts are in a 'Freedom Zone' (not to be confused with the end zone, as Janet found out).

  21. Harmful on DIY Polling Shows Bush, Kerry Will Win · · Score: 3, Funny

    These kind of unscientific polls are often misinterpreted by the masses and can demoralize potential voters. This is clearly biased against the most deserving candidate.

    Nader ALL THE WAY baby! YEAAAHHH!

    Man... that's good pot.

  22. Other holiday applications? on Dremel Pumpkin Carver · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about Easter?

    Those damn bunny eggs are just asking for it!

  23. Also good for... on Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...dogs with dietary allergies.

    Seriously, if you are that hard up for companionship, $3500 will pay for some nice hookers.

  24. Better be Good Players on Geeks Playing Poker? · · Score: 1

    Particularly if they are playing strip poker.

    Nobody want to see Jabba the Gut!

  25. Re:Other industries on HP, Dell, and IBM Agree to Manufacturing Code of Conduct · · Score: 1
    Damn kids can't get anything right...

    To be fair, those tiny fingers can do things that an adult just can't manage.
    Remember: Work your fingers to the bone, what do you get?
    Bony fingers.