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  1. Re:On what planet? on Minnesota Supreme Court Rejects DUI Challenges Based On Buggy Software · · Score: 1

    How will these people sleep at night knowing they are punishing people who were innocent?

    On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies?

  2. Re:Why Post This? on Bryson Crash Reveals Threat of Headless Government · · Score: 1

    There is one issue that every American, hell, most every human on the planet can agree on, government and politicians suck. Ask a liberal, they hate the government. Ask a conservative, they hate the government. You don't have to be a libertarian to hate the government, you only need to have an elementary school education.

  3. Re:Reminds me of "Debt of Honour" on Bryson Crash Reveals Threat of Headless Government · · Score: 1

    I wear those 80's DEVO Visor glasses What about my politics can you glean from that?

  4. Re:Enjoy yourself, forget about school on Ask Slashdot: What To Do Before College? · · Score: 1

    Better yet, if you want to really experience the real world, buy a one-way bus ticket to New York (or if you live in New York, than LA, Detroit, or any place with a really high crime rate) and live on the street as a vagrant. Take only the clothes on your back and nothing more (not even money). Panhandle and bum-fight for spare change to buy food. Live in a dumpster and eat trash. Join a gang. Do crystal meth. Fall asleep in a gutter with a bottle of cheap vodka as your only friend. Get arrested for public urination and go to jail and be put on a list for the rest of your life.

    Then when you can afford to return home, assuming you survive, you will have experienced the real world and the truly horrible nature of humanity. You will be prepared to go to college, dead inside, ready to face the uncertainties of the current job market and the realities of office life.

  5. Re:Similar to gmail on Windows 8 Pre RTM Metro UI Leaked · · Score: 1

    I do not like the look of Gmail either. That is why I use a desktop eMail client.

  6. Re:The article is written by a fucktard. on Why Smart People Are Stupid · · Score: 1

    I would guess 18, since you probably have a post to start.

      i.e. a 6 ft fence would have 2 posts (one at the beginning of the fence, and one at the end)

    ||######||

  7. Re:Hire the unemployed on 2013 H-1B Visa Supply Nearly Exhausted · · Score: 1

    F-ing-A man. It is even worse for the college graduates. How do you get experience when no one wants to hire people with no experience.

  8. Re:Nice !! they are just 4 year behind in features on Nintendo Reveals Wii U's Miiverse Social Network · · Score: 1

    It also has text and picture comments...so you also get trolled by dick doodles and racist pictures

  9. In other words... on Hollywood Agent Ari Emanuel Wants a Magic 'Stop Piracy' Button · · Score: 1

    Old man yells at clouds. How is this a story?

  10. Re:moooovies on Next Generation Xbox and Playstation Consoles Will Have Optical Drives · · Score: 1

    Tell that to Nintendo.

  11. Re:Hoping for flash media on Next Generation Xbox and Playstation Consoles Will Have Optical Drives · · Score: 1

    Then why did the switch to Blu-Ray?

  12. Re:Salaries on IT Positions Some of the Toughest Jobs To Fill In US · · Score: 1

    I feel your pain. I am a recent grad with a BS in Computer Engineering. The "entry level" jobs seem to want experience with like 6 or 7 different programming languages, intimate knowledge of a few esoteric PLCs and demonstrable skills with a plethora of various specific applications as hard requirements.

    How can you get experience when the entry level requirements seem like a resume of someone with 7+ years experience?

  13. Re: Obligitory B5 on What Would a Post-Email World Look Like? · · Score: 1

    I already posted this above, but this is still obligatory.

    "Every time someone says we're becoming a paperless society, I get ten more forms to fill out!"

  14. Re:That's funny on What Would a Post-Email World Look Like? · · Score: 1

    Every time someone says we're becoming a paperless society, I get ten more forms to fill out.

  15. Re:I won't be impressed... on Wireless Implants Promise Superior Vision Restoration · · Score: 1

    I would rather have Citizen G'Kar's wireless prosthetic eye. Remove from socket, place in a room, walk away. Instant spy camera.

  16. Re:Resolution on Dell Designing Developer Oriented Laptop · · Score: 1

    In college, a friend of mine used to use a tablet with a docking station (a real tablet, not an iPad or knockoff, but an Intel processor running Windows) The docking station allowed it to be used either horizontal or vertical and he used a Bluetooth keyboard and mouse. The best part was that he could take it and hand-write notes and stuff in while not coding.

    Then again, I don't know about your coding style (assuming you code), but I like to write out pages of copious notes and diagrams before I even write a single line, so I was kind of jealous.

  17. The Moral of the Story is... on Arrested CERN Physicist Gets 5 Years For Terror Plot · · Score: 1

    ...don't associate with people named "Mustapha." Also "Damien", "Boris" and "Rasputin".

    It won't end well.

  18. Re:Reminds me of elementary school on Florida Thinks Their Students Are Too Stupid To Know the Right Answers · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had a similar incident around 3rd or 4th grade about the "3 states of matter". There was a bit of a kerfuffle when I mentioned plasma. It got worse when I later corrected that glass didn't technically fit the classical model of a solid. That is what I get for reading too much...

  19. Re:A Game Now? on CryENGINE 3 Updated, Crysis 3 Announced · · Score: 1

    The idea is, right now were are fast coming to that point. Actually, I can't wait for the day where graphics really are good enough. You mentioned sound, that after fully immersive sound was available, the industry moved on. Right now, graphics are the easiest way to say "my game is better than yours". Once we get to the point of practical real-time photo-realism is achievable on a console or bargain bin laptop and there is no real graphical difference between a Michael Bay film and the latest EA release, then the industry will move on to something new. AI, truly open worlds, story and gameplay will probably become the new baseline of what can be achieved.

    Until then, you can either upgrade to a new laptop, or play indy games that can't afford to focus on graphics. You are not the target market for EA, Activision, and the other major game publishers.

  20. Re:The "Recipe"? on Paramount Claims Louis CK "Didn't Monetize" · · Score: 1

    I think you are confusing comedy acts with professionalism. Lewis Black is polite to his fans, just not in his comedy. Same with Louis CK, his comedy is anything but polite. The best way to establish credibility and loyalty with your audience is treating people with respect not to be a dick to them. Many performers and entertainers who work with a crowd learn this or fade away. Too bad this lesson is lost on businesses where the name of the game has become "money at any cost, customers be damned".

  21. Re:Old news on Treating Depression With Electrodes Inside the Brain · · Score: 1

    Decade? Try around half a century! Look up the experiments of Dr. Robert Heath who was doing this stuff since the 50's. Here is a quick Youtube video

    Hell, Timothy Leary was once asked whether drugs were a bad influence on young kids, and he replied, "This is nothing. In a few years, kids are going to be demanding septal electrodes."

  22. Re:Idiots on Tennessee "Teaching the Controversy" Bill Becomes Law · · Score: 1

    They don't need "ammo", just natural laziness.

    Teacher: "OK Kids, we can either learn the stupid belief that people were once monkeys and then I have to test you on it, or we can just all agree that God made us and move on to fun stuff."

    Kids: "God made us"

    Teacher: "Good, you all pass, lets move on."

  23. Re:Teach the controversy on Tennessee "Teaching the Controversy" Bill Becomes Law · · Score: 1

    Of course! They were landing platforms for their spaceships. On the plus side, their lessons will consist of watching Stargate and debating who was the better O'Neill.

  24. Re:The American Atheist Heterosexual Agenda on EA Defends Itself Against Thousands of Anti-Gay Letters · · Score: 1

    Wake Up
    Fuck my wife
    Take a shit
    Kill my wife
    Eat six chickens
    Get married
    Kill my new wife
    Eat a cow
    Take a shit
    Start dating
    Belch for an hour
    Eat a sheep
    Kill my date
    Defy the pope
    Eat a goat
    Take a shit
    Kill a bishop
    Get engaged
    Kill my fiancee
    Eat a pig
    Marry a pig
    Kill the pig
    Eat the pope
    Vomit
    Go to sleep

    With my apologies to George Carlin...

  25. Re:If they kill the used game market, on Dysfunctional Console Industry Struggles For New Profit Centers · · Score: 1

    One, a laptop for gaming is a terrible idea anyway. You want something with a discrete graphics card (preferably upgradable).

    The most important thing to remember is, that as newer games come out, you eventually have to turn down the graphics settings. You can't expect all games to run on max settings. Plus, to be fair, most console games usually run at a lower resolution at the equivalent of "Medium" or "Low Quality" anyway (maybe with a few console specific tweaks).