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IT Positions Some of the Toughest Jobs To Fill In US

coondoggie writes "Forty-nine percent of U.S. companies are having a hard time filling what workforce management firm ManpowerGroup calls mission-critical positions within their organizations. IT staff, engineers and 'skilled trades' are among the toughest spots to fill. The group surveyed some 1,300 employers and noted that U.S. companies are struggling to find talent, despite continued high unemployment, over their global counterparts, where 34% of employers worldwide are having difficulty filling positions."

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  1. Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe they are hard to fill because they dont pay enough?

    1. Re:Salaries by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Impossible. As everybody skilled in economics knows, there are no low salaries, only lazy workers.

    2. Re:Salaries by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After I gave notice at my last job, my boss complained it was hard to replace me - and not because of a lack of applicants. In a nutshell, he said that all of the applicants either had zero relevant experience or they had great experience and tech skills but had absolutely no interpersonal skills. I've found that the ability to talk to non-technical people is more important to most hiring managers simply because it's a lot easier to train someone to be technical than it is to train them to work with people.

    3. Re:Salaries by captbob2002 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That seems to be the case that I see. Positions that want YEARS of experience, long lists of certifications, and pay around $34,000.

      Same with any other area, there is no shortage of people wanting jobs, there *is* a shortage of people wanting to be slaves. Shouldn't "market forces" tell these "job creators" that they are not paying enough?

    4. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or maybe they're asking IT employes to be able to fill in for five roles at once? I'm sorry but a Jack-of-all-trades isn't good enough for specific positions.

      Just as an example, in the Web field, most employers seem to think that someone should be able to go from using Illustrator to writing HTML, CSS and Javascript and coding server-side stuff including databases.

      I'm sorry but in my book, that's three jobs, not one. People who studied in graphic design don't really know anything about coding websites and web coders will only make a mess and security nightmare with your server code.

    5. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, that and they are often some of least respected positions in the U.S. There are plenty of people in I.T. fed up with the fact that while it isn't really a "dead end" job, you are always in a bad situation. If you're bad at your job, you just eventually lose it. If you are good at your job, some places will be scared to advance you or, since being good at your job really mean more idle time in I.T., they'll claim it's a place to cut and STILL fire you. There's also that pesky fact that many of the baldy suits can't understand what you do.

      The way I.T. has been handled over the years by the management types is a prime problem in getting people in to the jobs. The I.T. people are smart and they see the "creative" people get respect and they see the pointy-head management get overpaid. It's no surprise that it would lose it's appeal.

    6. Re:Salaries by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what you say is you take what the non-technical people say back to the technical people. Couldn't the technical people just talk to the technical people directly?

    7. Re:Salaries by brad-x · · Score: 1

      Ain't that the truth.

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    8. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      While interpersonal skills are important, in many jobs I've had there is WAY too much emphasis put on them. I personally believe this is because it is a skillset that a manager can understand while the non-technical types don't understand the technical competence. For certain I.T. people and programming-types it's much more important, IMHO, that they understand the technical side as 95% of their job should be in front of the computer (this is excepting support personnel that have to deal with the public). I've seen quite a number of work situations where it is the other way around.

    9. Re:Salaries by TheLandyman · · Score: 1

      We actually have a department that does this, not just one person.

    10. Re:Salaries by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Market forces put those salaries where they are. The IT positions are hard to fill, not impossible to fill; there are enough people willing to be slaves.

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    11. Re:Salaries by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what you say is you take what the non-technical people say back to the technical people. Couldn't the technical people just talk to the technical people directly?

      I'm a PEOPLE PERSON, DAMMIT!

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    12. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Market forces are warped. That is what happens when you can buy laws and that is what is happening now. It's pathetic to see people scream at the free market and purchase legislators at the same time.

    13. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 2

      I have a position that has been open for 6 months. No one has turned us down on salary because no one has presented a skill set strong enough to get an in-person interview let alone an offer.

      Apparently strong network security (packet/protocol level) + network operations background + minor software development + security clearance is an impossible combination to find.

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    14. Re:Salaries by crazyjj · · Score: 0

      I've seen jobs that wouldn't even pay enough to make student loan payments on the degrees I would have to get just to qualify for them. Not to mention the jobs that want 10 years experience programming in languages that aren't even 10 years old.

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    15. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or on the engineering side...

      Asking for VMWare, Hyper, Xen server and desktop virtualization experience, able to manage and configure fiber channel and iSCSI SANs, disaster recovery, Windows AD, Exchange 2010 and Cisco routing and VPN. and provide tech support (oncall included) for lower tiers. Starting salary... $65-75K depending on experience.

    16. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you?

    17. Re:Salaries by crazyjj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      there are enough people willing to be slaves.

      Yeah, all you have to do is get them H1B visas.

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    18. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      That seems like two or three specialties right there...

      Don't the H.R. people hate "jack of all trades" people, too?

    19. Re:Salaries by sjames · · Score: 2

      Market forces are raising those salaries. Employers that didn't get the memo are having a hard time hiring people.

    20. Re:Salaries by localman57 · · Score: 1

      What laws do you think have been bought here that are causing this dynamic? Not being snarky, just asking. This really does seem to me like a case of people not being willing to what they feel is too high, and workers not taking jobs that they feel pay too low...

    21. Re:Salaries by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Except it was a small company, so I was the technical person too.... so yes, the non-techs were talking to the tech directly... which only worked because I could break down technical issues for the non-technical people and I could understand them when they talked about thingies and whatchamacallits.

    22. Re:Salaries by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't buy that.
      I think it comes down to $$$. Same reason Jobs put Apple factories overseas to save ~$25 per iPod.

      If the hidden-camera videos on youtube are accurate, the companies DON'T want to find U.S. workers, but instead collect resumes (per requirements of U.S. law) simply to throw them in the trash afterwards. Their real mission is to claim "we can't find any locals" to the Congress, so they can apply for temporary visas to import cheaper workers from overseas.

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    23. Re:Salaries by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, you don't physically take the specs from the customer? Does your secretary do that, or are they faxed?

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    24. Re:Salaries by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Informative

      I hire and supervise technical staff for a living (although it's a small enough team that I'm chipping in on the tech work as well).

      I can manage somebody with fantastic technical skills but without people skills if (a) I can put him in a proverbial cave where I can keep the non-techies away from him and him away from non-techies, and (b) other techies can work with him. I would rather have somebody with great personal skills too, but if it comes down to technical skill versus people skill, I'll take the technical skill.

      You can train people skills too: you sit your problem employee down and tell him exactly what your expectations for personal behavior are, and what you need him to do differently. You be specific about what behavior is inappropriate or problematic, and tell him what you need him to do differently. If you start seeing changes in the right direction, you encourage it by telling him what he did right.

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    25. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As everybody skilled in economics knows, there are always better payed job that you currently have, and there is always somebody that is ready to get less pay than you get for the same position.

    26. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sorry, I don't buy your argument.

      If you strike possessing security clearance from the listed of mandatory requirements, and change it to "must be able to obtain a security clearance", your field of candidates will open up. Yes, you will have to pay for someone to get cleared, and that is not cheap, but there is an acute shortage of information security practitioners as it is.

      The reality is IS pro's with TS/SCI clearance command a premium due to the insatiable demand from the U.S. Government and firms that do business with the same.

    27. Re:Salaries by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn non-techies so the techies don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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    28. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At my company we call them "folks with broad skill sets." That's who we hire. Hard to keep someone with a too-narrow skill set busy doing work that's of actual value.

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    29. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      Three characters: H1B.

    30. Re:Salaries by jbolden · · Score: 1

      That doesn't sound impossible to find I've worked with those people. But security clearance cuts your ability to pick anything else rather dramatically. Generally you are better off grooming security clearances.

    31. Re:Salaries by fermion · · Score: 1

      It is also general misunderstanding of requirements. For instance, do all your software developers need a computer science degree. Would and engineering or hard science degree suffice if they can demonstrate ability to code. Do all you engineers need to be recent graduates, or would perhaps experience be beneficial? In general when I look for a job, it seems that companies are most often looking for a type instead of a skill. Which is their right. What I don't like is they claiming there is some sort of work shortage, and demanding that public funds be spent and laws be changed to help the work shortage end, while not hiring the people who have the skills. I understand that if one can get an indentured servant to work for you that is the best. But lack of indentured servant is not the same as lack of workers. Some of us simply like to be compensated and treated like a productive member of the staff.

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    32. Re:Salaries by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wrong. What you meant to say was:

      "Impossible. As every MBA knows, there are no low salaries, only lazy workers."

      It's not economists who are running these companies.

    33. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just basically described my job, and my salary. Oh, you forgot "manage a team" and "plan budgets".

    34. Re:Salaries by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 2

      That sounds like a job I recently quit.

      I was brought on board to manage the server and network infrastructure. Then the tech support guy quit. So I started giving high level tech support. Shortly after that, the guy who climbed the radio towers quit. When a tower went down due to lightning strike - I donned the climbing harness and up I went. A while after that - one of the guys who did installs quit. So I did several installs per week to catch up the remaining installer. The owner promised a few websites to his buddies - so I ended up building those.

      It seemed like the owner would pile another responsibility on my plate every so often - like a boiling frog, I didn't really notice until it was just plain overwhelming.

      When I finally quit - so did everyone else.... I gave notice, everyone else just quit on my last day. That day is still satisfying to think about.

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    35. Re:Salaries by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>That seems to be the case that I see. Positions that want YEARS of experience, long lists of certifications, and pay around $34,000.

      Is this job in Washington?
      I want to apply.
      Thanks.

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    36. Re:Salaries by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The only problem I have with this conspiracy theory is that it might be true for some giant company like MS or Intel which has political connections and hires lots of H1Bs, but it surely can't be true for some piddly little 500-person (or even 3000-person) company. The smaller companies don't have a lot of political connections, and time is of the essence to them; they can't wait the time needed to get a bunch of temporary visas to import cheaper workers, in fact the smaller companies usually don't seem to have any imported workers in my experience. Yet I still see lots of ridiculous requirements in job requisitions from smaller companies.

    37. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Informative

      The videos aren't really very hidden camera. In fact they can be quite open about it.

    38. Re:Salaries by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

      Throwing the BS flag

      95% of the people that I have worked with that has a security clearance are completely unqualified. I was working as a systems administrator and the contractor gave us someone who's resume involved being a corpsman for the Navy. Needless to say, I spent a month teaching her VI. After that failed, I wrote out step-by-step instructions (cd /dir , vi file.txt, press "i", etc.) and she still managed to mess it up. I had to replace her with a well-written shell script.

      PS - I know 5 people that fit all those descriptions, if you are actually looking for someone to fill that position.

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    39. Re:Salaries by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Security clearances are tied to the job, so you can't hire anyone who already has one. I've got a clearance (N2/CG/ITAR/VSS) but if I were to accept a job with you I'd lose all of them. (except the VSS.)

      We hire a fair number of veterans here, they all have clearances, but to work with the civilian side they have to start all over again. My advice is look for everything but the SC, run a quick background check during the hiring process, and have them fill out the clearance forms on day one. Make passing the clearance a condition of employment.

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    40. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is interesting because what you are saying here is to actually **develop** your workforce.

      Most corporations don't want to do that anymore.

    41. Re:Salaries by Jeng · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have a position that has been open for 6 months. No one has turned us down on salary because no one has presented a skill set strong enough to get an in-person interview let alone an offer.

      Apparently strong network security (packet/protocol level) + network operations background + minor software development + security clearance is an impossible combination to find.

      If the position has been open for six months and you have not received a qualified resume then you are doing something wrong.

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    42. Re:Salaries by mark-t · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not to mention the jobs that want 10 years experience programming in languages that aren't even 10 years old.

      I've actually seen this, in fact.

      I've been a professional game developer for quite a few years now, but during my last bout of unemployment between jobs (in 2010), I remember seeing a Craigslist job ad asking for somebody with 5 years of iPhone game programming experience.

      When I had graduated in 2003 and was actually looking for an entry level position, I came across one ad wanting a senior Linux administrator with 15 or more years of Linux experience. Another ad that I saw wanted 5 years of Java Swing programming experience (while I understand that actually may have been barely possible, it would have probably required that one have previously been an actual Sun employee).

    43. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      "must be able to obtain a security clearance", your field of candidates will open up

      Yeah I know. With most positions I can do that but this particular one has work that's due before they can get through the process. I can get them from TS to SCI in time and I would consider someone with secret who had all the other right skills but I can't get someone from zero to TS in time to deliver the product.

      Even then there aren't many. Only three resumes have hit my desk missing only the clearance and one wasn't clearable (non-US citizen). That was folks I would have brought in for an interview, not necessarily hired.

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    44. Re:Salaries by Frobnicator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apparently strong network security (packet/protocol level) + network operations background + minor software development + security clearance is an impossible combination to find.

      Ya think?
      - Network security person + clearance. One job.
      - NOC ops + clearance. One job.
      - Part time software development. One job, either part time or contract.

      Don't complain that you can't find somebody stupid enough to attempt to do all three jobs. If they already have their security clearance then their BS filter works just as good as your resume filter. There is no shortage of open jobs that are SINGLE jobs requiring security clearance.

      I've seen my own share of job postings where it is clear the job will be a nightmare just by the way they word it. The classics are like yours, listing multiple full time jobs as a single job, and then mentioning overtime will be requested for the salaried position.

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    45. Re:Salaries by Infernal+Device · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just use the dead corpses of non-technical people to shim up server racks ... is that wrong?

      A little Febreze always helps with the smell.

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    46. Re:Salaries by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This sounds like good advice. A lot of these people without people skills, especially the younger ones, probably simply haven't been in an environment where they were taught any in a positive manner. Broken or single-parent homes are the norm these days rather than the exception, and personally, as someone who grew up with a single parent, you don't get a whole lot of social training when you don't have any siblings and your one parent is gone all the time for work (including evenings). Schools certainly don't teach socialization, at least not in a positive way (more like Lord of the Flies style), so I think a lot of kids get their socialization skills in college. But this isn't all that great for technical majors since there's no women there, and only a limited amount of interaction with (male) peers for lab projects.

    47. Re:Salaries by Cytotoxic · · Score: 2

      A long time ago in a career far, far away I proposed an information management solution to the administration of the hospital I worked for. They responded by posting a position for a person to head up the project. The requirements? 5 years experience as an Oracle DBA and 10 years experience as a degreed Medical Technologist working in a human leukocyte antigen laboratory. This was in 1994 or thereabouts. An oracle DBA with 5 years experience commanded at least $65k. An HLA med-tech with 10 years experience was able to command around $45-50k. To my knowledge there was only one person on the planet sporting qualifications close to this (with only 3 years as an oracle DBA), and he was pulling in over $90k. They posted the position as an hourly-salaried position at $15k per year. Unsurprisingly they got zero applications.

      Somehow I don't think they were serious about filling that position. They did end up handing a $6 million contract to write an oracle-based solution very similar to the one I proposed to a consulting company. Although the solution was never deployed, the technology director did manage to land a big job with the consulting company. I don't think any of those things were related though....

    48. Re:Salaries by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are hard to fill because they dont pay enough?

      This is the standard trite response. But it isn't that simple. Businesses can't just pay everyone arbitrarily high salaries and stay in business. Sometimes if a job can't be filled at a certain salary level, it is better to eliminate the position than to pay more.

      Here is a real world example: Strawberries. If strawberries cost $1 a pound a grocer can sell ten times as many as if they cost $2 per pound. But strawberries are very labor intensive to grow and harvest. US immigration restrictions combined with a booming Mexican economy have reduced the number of people willing to pick strawberries for low wages. So why don't the growers pay more? It is simple: if they pay more then they have to raise the price of the strawberries to the point where few people will buy them. So their only option is to plow under the strawberries and grow something less labor intensive, like, say, watermelons.

      When facing a labor and skills shortage in IT, managers face a similar dilemma. When faced with a labor/skills shortage, instead of paying more, they may adjust their business to just need less of that skill.

    49. Re:Salaries by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should apply the Google model where 25% of the worker's day can be used for experimenting. Except in your case, you would be training him to do the other roles.

      Engineers don't just magically come out of college with "strong network security + network operations + minor software development" in their heads. Most of them learn it on the job. So hire someone with 1 of the 3, and then let him or her learn the other two as they go. (That's what engineering college is all about..... how to learn new skills on demand.)

      And of course clearances are hard to get since 9/11. I used to have a secret-level one but it expired. That means I could not apply for your job even though I held a clearance in the past, and my background is spotless. If you need a clearance, apply for one for your new employee as he's learning about networking.

      But of course you won't listen, being an HR person. Everyone I knew who eventually became HR persons were partiers in college. They don't know crap.

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    50. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After I gave notice at my last job, my boss complained it was hard to replace me - and not because of a lack of applicants. In a nutshell, he said that all of the applicants either had zero relevant experience or they had great experience and tech skills but had absolutely no interpersonal skills. I've found that the ability to talk to non-technical people is more important to most hiring managers simply because it's a lot easier to train someone to be technical than it is to train them to work with people.

      Oh yeah, that explains the shortage of people with interpersonal skills. Secretaries, account managers, service people etc are all in really short supply. All those great "people people" have such an easy time learning those technical skills. After all, all you really need to do is ask the IT guy nicely.

      I agree that people and hiring managers often place too much importance in soft skills. Because they not only want the net admin to fix the emergency snafu in the middle of the night or the backbone dude to null route the DDOS, they also want them to be really happy and nice and be super approachable.

      You want your shit fixed or you want a smiling happy person? this is often the choice. Those that can do both well are almost as rare as ambidextrous people and they often cost.

      Adopt the good enough approach. If you can get an employee to do 80% of what you need, learn to live with it or get someone better...If.You.Can.

    51. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've bought specialized software from some small home-grown companies of 3-4 programmers with at least 50% of the programmers being H1b. Yes it isn't evidence, but it does happen more than you think.

    52. Re:Salaries by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You're full of shit. As the other poster said, the problem is requiring a security clearance. There aren't that many people on the market who already have a current security clearance. There's tons more that are probably eligible for one however.

      Of course, there's probably plenty of people who see the security clearance thing, and immediately refuse to even consider the job because they know working in the defense industry sucks balls. It's where you go if you're either basically incompetent, or close to retirement and can't find anything better. No one else is willing to put up with a "professional" job where you're on the clock, have to leave for lunch at exactly 12, have to be back from lunch at exactly 1 or else you get in trouble, etc.

    53. Re:Salaries by chispito · · Score: 1

      Well, that and they are often some of least respected positions in the U.S. There are plenty of people in I.T. fed up with the fact that while it isn't really a "dead end" job, you are always in a bad situation. If you're bad at your job, you just eventually lose it. If you are good at your job, some places will be scared to advance you or, since being good at your job really mean more idle time in I.T., they'll claim it's a place to cut and STILL fire you.

      Your boss doesn't want you to kick back in your free time, he wants you to find ways to be more productive (which I type from my desk at work).

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    54. Re:Salaries by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

      That's a common misconception. Security clearances are part of the contract that the companies negotiate with the government for. The government says "XX% of hires must have a clearance, XX% we will obtain clearances for." The only expense the company has is undercutting their competition by stipulating that 100% will have clearances, or paying someone a salary to work at a corporate office while waiting for their clearance to go through. Companies don't write a check to OPM that says "for so-and-so's security clearance."

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    55. Re:Salaries by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      This!

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    56. Re:Salaries by Githaron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which is why they are having trouble finding anyone. It is also probably why the day of the company/employee loyalty relationship has largely disappeared.

    57. Re:Salaries by vlm · · Score: 1

      Ask yourself what in the world are you doing and where would you "poach" someone with those quals?

      My best guess is some sort of rapid response anti-virus scanner software author? The NOC thing implies 24x7 oncall and probably shift work which sucks so there is no way in hell I'd apply unless your salary figure is far into 6 digits and even then I would hate every minute except right around paycheck deposit time. If I was unemployed and desperate to pay the mortgage and get medical insurance I'd work there until I found better hours. I have a security clearance but I got it a decade or so before I got the other experience you list, so its long expired. I'm good to go on your other two requirements. Now think about it, I'm a 5-digit UID /.er, how many other people out there could be better qualified than me? Finally I'm probably already too old to get thru a typical HR ageism filter into a tech job.

      Looking at an imaginary resume, how in the world would someone get that weird set of qualifications? I would guess a ROTC grad with a Computer Engineering degree who did frontline NOC support as a summer intern while working thru school?

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    58. Re:Salaries by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      Or maybe they're asking IT employes to be able to fill in for five roles at once? I'm sorry but a Jack-of-all-trades isn't good enough for specific positions.

      Just as an example, in the Web field, most employers seem to think that someone should be able to go from using Illustrator to writing HTML, CSS and Javascript and coding server-side stuff including databases.

      I can do all of those things easily (well, with Photoshop anyway—why would you use a tool designed for vector output when you're just doing stuff on the web and will probably never need vector output?). I have a reasonably good eye for design, a decade of programming experience, and I am vigilant about auditing code for security problems, baking security into the overall design, etc. I design websites with complex database interactions on a regular basis and am fairy familiar with the problems that arise when doing so. I'm reasonably good with SQL queries, and have written code for constructing large filtered select queries that would make your head hurt.

      The problem is that I'm employed as part of an engineering organization at engineering salaries. If you want an engineer, you have to hire an engineer, not an IT person, and you have to pay engineer salaries. Offer $150k with regular hours, full benefits and a reasonable assurance of long-term stability and you're in the right ballpark. Offer $38k and require the candidate to be on call 24x7 to reboot machines, and he or she is going to laugh in your face, call you an idiot, and never darken the door of your business again.

      In other words, the problem is not that they want people who don't exist. The problem is that they want people with decades of experience, and they only want to pay them as though they were fresh out of high school with a couple of years experience setting up Linux boxes.

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    59. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish our company could do this. Instead of sitting people down, everyone gets an email on how to get better at something. What will happen is everyone knows who the email is targeted to; but the person it's actually for thinks it is for someone else.

      And yes, I always send an email back to my boss saying "is this meant for me?" because I never want to assume I'm doing the right thing.

    60. Re:Salaries by bobbied · · Score: 1

      You are correct! They don't pay enough but they are also unwilling to spend money developing the talent they need.

      Hire someone who has 80% of the skills you need and a solid work history and pay for training in the 20% of the skills they lack. It may be costly in the short run, but you will get what you want/need and a likely gain a loyal employee. If you are worried that folks may take advantage of you and take the skills you paid them to learn elsewhere, then you are not PAYING enough in the first place.

      Personally, I'd be willing to take significantly less money if the employer is willing to help shoulder the costs and help facilitate training by flexing work schedules so I can develop the skills they want and I need. A regular refreshing of certifications and formal training in new skills is worth a LOT to folks like me. It makes us more valuable, more productive and if the employer is supporting it, a lot happier with my work.

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    61. Re:Salaries by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2

      You can train people skills too: you sit your problem employee down and tell him exactly what your expectations for personal behavior are, and what you need him to do differently. You be specific about what behavior is inappropriate or problematic, and tell him what you need him to do differently. If you start seeing changes in the right direction, you encourage it by telling him what he did right.

      Yep, but you have to be specific and use direct language. Say "Bob, turn the heat down", not "It's hot in here", and expect Bob to adjust the thermostat. Avoid idioms. Sometimes to get the point across to a techy, you have to put aside your "normal" people skills. Also, remember, the techs might value shiny objects more than recognition or a salary bump.
      I worked at a place once, where what I needed and wanted was a multiple large monitor setup, and an office with a door, both would have cost the company an extra $3k a year. I didn't get that, what I got was an $8K raise, which my wife spent. (and it's against the company rules for me to buy my own hardware and bring it in, or to squat in an empty office)

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    62. Re:Salaries by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's pathetic to see corporations scream at the free market and purchase legislators at the same time.

      FTFY.

      It would be pathetic, were it coincidental. The fact that it is not makes the act downright fucking evil .

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    63. Re:Salaries by doconnor · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it have been easier to install nano?

    64. Re:Salaries by farrellj · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Too many job ads are looking for insane amount of skills in one person...They ask for a "Unix Admin" person who knows how to code in C++, C#, manage an Asterisk server, install mange & tune 1000 RHEL servers, use NAGIOS, maintain a SAP system, automate sysadmin tasks using bash/ksh/perl/PHP/C/C++, setup and manage IIS & Apache, admin websphere & coldfusion, install manage and tune Windows 2003/2008/2008R2, manage VMware/vSphere/ESX/ESXi servers, perform second level support for Windows users, manage printers, travel onsite for servicing, be on call 24/7 (for no extra pay), and be able to interact like a jolly good fellow with customers, co-works and management, oh, and write documentation and explain things as well as Carl Sagan could.

      Offered pay: $40,000-50,000/year

      Sure...lots of people like that...and all are willing to do it for $40,000 a year

      I don't think so...

      But it gets worse!

      If you don't put all the appropriate keywords they want, they won't even look at your resume, even if you could do all the things they ask for...for example, I had one recruiter, after seeing I had installed, patched, secured, put on line and monitored Solaris servers, ask me if I had ever configured a Solaris system. I explained that what I had listed includes "configuration", but he refused to send the customer my resume until I added "configured" to the sentence.

      Then you get past the HR people...and you end up with a trivia contest from the tech people...who only know one way of doing things since they learned it by rote ...so if you don't do it their way, you don't get the job...

      Am I bit bitter at this point in my job search? Yes, just a tad. 10+ years Linux/Unix admin experience...and still can't get a job!

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    65. Re:Salaries by joshio · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are hard to fill because they dont pay enough?

      This isn't *exactly* the problem, but it is kind of close. The specific problem (that I've had, anyways) is that there are very few mid-range applicants. You have the entry level guys who have little experience (or little applicable experience) in the 70k or less range, and then you have the Senior level guys who can command 6-figures. If you want to fill a position that sits between those two extremes, it can be a challenge to find talent. This puts you in a position of either hiring an under-qualified person, and paying them above their comparative value, or hiring a completely unqualified person in basically an Internship position, which then ends up costing you extra training dollars, reduced effectiveness of employees who are helping train them, etc, so it still ends up costing more then their comparative value.

    66. Re:Salaries by CubicleZombie · · Score: 2

      Consider yourself lucky that the janitor didn't quit.

      "When you're done with that install, grab a mop."

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    67. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      hire someone with 1 of the 3, and then let him or her learn the other two as they go

      I've already done that. He's doing great work at a junior level and I expect fantastic things from him as he grows. In the mean time, I need a senior level person for a product that's due next year.

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    68. Re:Salaries by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      >>>That seems to be the case that I see. Positions that want YEARS of experience, long lists of certifications, and pay around $34,000.

      Is this job in Washington? I want to apply. Thanks.

      If it's in the Midwest, I too would like to apply.

      Sadly, around these parts $34K a year is often considered quite generous for a non-management position.

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    69. Re:Salaries by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      Most of the positions listed, except for a couple have pretty good wage, unless you think everyone should have six - seven figure salaries?!

    70. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      You statement is ignorant.

      If an employee contributes substantively to the bottom line the firm values them substantively. Therefore, top bankers can negotiate skillfully for pay increases.

      If an employee contributes marginally to the bottom line the firm values them marginally. Therefore, most workers in IT are paid salaries that are indeed low compared to more productive people.

      Don't resent people with MBAs; they perform an important role in understanding business -- especially finance and accounting. Also, do extensive homework on unemployed and underemployed MBAs before you think an MBA is a ticket to ride.

    71. Re:Salaries by cpu6502 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>this particular one has work that's due before they can get through the process

      This job has been open for 6 months. It has zero progress. If you had hired a Non-cleared person with all the skills, he'd already be halfway through the process. And he wouldn't just be sitting around..... an Interim Clearance would be granted which allows the person do other work while he's waiting for the Top Secret to come through. So your project would have some progress, instead of zero.

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    72. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like you're making a semi-arbitrary decision about which skills to lump together, and then complaining that nobody fits. If you want to blame it on the workforce, go ahead, but the problem could easily be changing the person making the requirements.

    73. Re:Salaries by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "not pay enough"? Why just browsing the personals I see at least 10 ads that all read the same...

      Requirements:
      10 years exp.
      Exp with Voip
      Exp with Linux
      Exp with VMware and Citrix
      Exp with windows 95 through 7
      Exp with routed networks.
      Exp managing multiple locations across WAN
      CCNA, MCSE, Security Credentials a must
      Able to write and troubleshoot scripted solution for the Web presense.
      Must be willing to work late nights and weekends.
      Must be willing to be on call 24/7
      Must agree to a 15 minute turnaround on any emails.
      Be able to manage multiple projects while meeting strict deadlines.
      Be able to prioritize
      Provide training and documentation to the employees.

      Starting Salary: 37,500K per year.

      Why........ I don't see why they don't have applicants lined up around the block for a sweet position like that.

    74. Re:Salaries by Captain+Hook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The only problem I have with this conspiracy theory is that it might be true for some giant company like MS or Intel which has political connections and hires lots of H1Bs

      I think it's an ecosystem problem, if a significant proportion of the IT jobs are being replaced via off-shoring or outsourcing to inshore companies who don't pay as well then for every job lost you've also lost a person keeping their skills up to date and then the next generation see whats happening and say "fuck that, I'll get an MBA instead".

      To start with it probably doesn't have a big affect but by the time you start losing the veterans to promotion and retirement after 10-15 years and haven't got their replacement already trained with some experience then it's too late. You need a certain critical mass of people interested in a career to keep it going or skills will be lost and once they are gone it's incredibly hard to get back at a national level.

      You need people entering the IT careers at the bottom, to have some exposure to different IT career streams and for them to have a certain expectation of being able to develop a life long career out of it, and I don't think anyone really believes that will happen any more.

      It's a self fulfilling prophecy which benefits those to have the ability to influence job markets at the expense of those who don't.

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    75. Re:Salaries by vlm · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can train people skills too: you sit your problem employee down and tell him exactly what your expectations for personal behavior are, and what you need him to do differently. You be specific about what behavior is inappropriate or problematic, and tell him what you need him to do differently. If you start seeing changes in the right direction, you encourage it by telling him what he did right.

      Assuming you know what a RFC is, you write him a RFC. He will follow it. It'll probably look a lot like the old TCP and IP RFCs. "no evil bit" in any datagram, keep your TCP buffers small, sensible retry protocol if no response (not launch a ICBM), has something like ARP to figure out who to contact instead of flailing around or broadcasting spam mail to the whole universe, some kind of loop free spanning tree like topology to transfer problems around, semi-standardized handshaking protocol to initial and end conversation streams... Come to think of it, over the decades, networking/network programming guys have been the easiest to get along with of all techies I've known, from internalizing this kind of stuff.

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    76. Re:Salaries by rot26 · · Score: 1

      They've just heard the horror stories about CSC. My favorite: their special phd "troubleshooter" who showed up for work DAILY in his pajamas.

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    77. Re:Salaries by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1
      Sounds like you're the outlier, then.

      I can get them from TS to SCI in time and I would consider someone with secret who had all the other right skills but I can't get someone from zero to TS in time to deliver the product.

      So... hiring someone and getting them cleared is not a viable option due to your production timetable, but not having anyone in the position whatsoever somehow doesn't affect your time to deliver the product? In that case, why hire anyone at all?

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    78. Re:Salaries by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends on the size of the company. If you're a ten-person team, that could reasonably be one job because the time spent on any one of those tasks could easily be way less than a full-time position.

      That said, as soon as you add the security clearance requirement, your applicant pool dries up. There's no good way around that unless you actively poach from other companies in your field. If you're big enough to do that, you're big enough for those to each be separate positions.

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    79. Re:Salaries by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Any skill + Security Clearance is going to be hard to find.

      AFAIK, to get a Clearance, you already have to have a job that requires it. So, your hiring pool is only people that already have jobs.

      How many people in the US do have all those skills and the clearance? How many might be looking for a job? How many can you reach with advertising/word of mouth? Could this number be zero?

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    80. Re:Salaries by RobbieCrash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's see you do your job when you can't find your Any key.

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    81. Re:Salaries by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Well, Network Security/NetOps isn't anywhere close to minor software development in terms of skills. Perhaps you really need to fill two positions. Trying to find the magic person that can do both seems improbable at best. If that position was filled previously, you should have paid them more (and kept them happy) because of how rare those skills were.

      I know that my skills are such that anything requiring "minor software development" is a no go. I don't like coding (and hence, not good at it), and have long since stopped trying to stay up on the latest programming languages. However, I can tell those that do like coding exactly what I want/need because I at least understand the concept of what it takes to actually code.

      Trying to mix unrelated skills is going to be a tough nut to crack. You may have to hire the primary job, and ignore the secondary. If you've lived 6 months without both, you're in trouble .. or you don't need either. Figure it out.

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    82. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately for that company, this is false. They're going to find that the really good people are going to places like Google/Microsoft/Amazon/Facebook etc where serious tech skills are highly valued - because they're rare.

    83. Re:Salaries by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      I've found that the ability to talk to non-technical people is more important to most hiring managers simply because it's a lot easier to train someone to be technical than it is to train them to work with people.

      That is definitely not true.

      If you don't have problem solving skills by the time you're a teenager you never will. I know a lot of late 20 something early 30 somethings who are getting PhD's in technical fields who couldn't diagnose a 'CPU fan not starting' problem to save their lives. In fact I just had to diagnose that for 4 of them. They had the case open and everything.

      Some people are utterly beyond learning interpersonal skills, that's true. Typically it's a form of learning disability where they don't, and won't ever pick up social cues. You can try and help but they have to have a personality that's willing to accept that help. Most people who are socially inept though are simply immature and will learn to grow out of it, or they are narrowly inept (like in interviews), but are fine once they are comfortable with people. But teaching problem solving, especially with software and hardware is not something you do in school. In school we teach you what tools and knowledge is available as resources, and some of the procedures people have developed to streamline problem solving. But ultimately you have to have the right aptitude for problem solving on your own.

      Coming out of school it's especially tricky to come off like you have interpersonal skills because you just spent 1-2-4-6-10 years surrounded by people who know the difference between a CPU and a the case your computer comes in, and you tend to need a few hard knocks to the head to learn to speak to people in language they can understand.

      I suppose it's true that from the perspective of an MBA you can teach anyone technical skills. But they won't actually understand that information or meaningfully how to use it. They would be learning behaviours not understanding, and that leads to a whole slew of problems down the road when you realize they clicked a bunch of boxes because the guide said click a bunch of boxes without ever understanding what those boxes did.

    84. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here's the question though, did they come here to work or did they come here for education and then stay? I've worked with plenty of people on visas that first came here for an education, then wanted to stay.

    85. Re:Salaries by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      In rural areas maybe, I am midwest and would need to see that amount doubled to consider it.

    86. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Accepting an interim clearance is the customer's choice. The customer refused.

      The project isn't stalled for lack of this person but it would be doing a lot better with him.

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    87. Re:Salaries by cpu6502 · · Score: 3, Informative

      >>>where you're on the clock, have to leave for lunch at exactly 12, have to be back from lunch at exactly 1 or else you get in trouble, etc.

      I've worked off-and-on for the defense industry since 96, and it is NOTHING like that. You can start at 6 am or 10am. You can eat lunch whenever you feel like it. Some place let you wear jeans all week.... and other places work a 9/80 schedule with every other Friday off. Some don't care if you work 10 hours a day and take every Friday. And, per government regulation, you're required to get paid if you exceed 45 hours. No worries about the company forcing you to work 55 hours but only get paid 40.

      Way to spread a bunch of FUD about the defense industry which you CLEARLY know nothing about.

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    88. Re:Salaries by keith_nt4 · · Score: 2

      Any chance you can come and be my manager?

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    89. Re:Salaries by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are hard to fill because they dont pay enough?

      Most likely. The next thing they'll tell us is that roughly 50% of companies pay their US workers below average salaries, and roughly 50% of companies pay their workers salaries that are above average. It's a real statistical nightmare.

    90. Re:Salaries by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

      We're talking IT workers and engineers here, not assembly line workers.

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    91. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite...

      It's because in the name of inefficiency, they want workers with 20 years of experience to fill a position that should be filled by 4 workers with 5 years of experience. They don't want to train people, just poach already-trained people from other companies, and they're finding that it's easiest to poach them from overseas since the US Dollar is typically stronger against their currencies. You can see this straight up when medical companies poach Canadian Doctors (which are easier to get,) and then Canada then in turn poaches doctors from Mexico and Central America.

      IT is a bit more interesting in that they almost never have to physically poach them, just have to find them (eg via elance) though it's incredibly dangerous to outsource IP-centric parts of your business, since even though on paper legally they can't steal your IP, they also don't have to let you steal theirs either.

      Look no further than EA to see how IT people can be poorly treated.

      We'd all be better off if overtime was prohibited, and companies were required to simply hire enough staff to do the job instead of firing them every time they miss their earnings estimates.

    92. Re:Salaries by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      Problem is that with globalization, its easier to get a foreign worker to come here, live sparingly, alone, so that they can keep the money to send home, and work for the 34K they want to pay instead of an american worker that needs 60K-90K to support a family in this country. 34K for a family of 4 won't cut it in any metropolitan area.

    93. Re:Salaries by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Security clearance is killing your posting. You can't get it unless you are ex-military or ex-fed. You just chopped your pool down to about 10%.

      If there is another way to get a security clearance. I would love to hear it.

    94. Re:Salaries by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      *nods* since it is often MBAs doing the hiring, they tend to want people like themselves.. extroverted and people-centric.. the problem is people like that generally go get MBAs or other people oriented degrees rather then technical degrees. When engineers are in charge of hiring other engineers things tend to go smoother.

    95. Re:Salaries by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's actually self-interest to develop each member of my team:
      1. If they piss off somebody important, that's going to land on me. Likewise, if they do a great job for somebody important, that's also going to land on me. So it's worth teaching them the people skills.
      2. The more my subordinates can handle without me, the less I need to do and the more I can focus on longer-term and bigger-picture issues, and the more I can focus on managing upwards rather than downwards. Also, it means I can take vacations.
      3. If I'm trying to be promoted, I need to have somebody ready to take on the work that I'm currently doing (unless I want to go insane doing 2 jobs). Grooming a subordinate (who's going to have a certain amount of loyalty to me for making that effort) to take on my job is the safest way to do that.
      4. If my subordinates leave the company, they'll be more likely have good things to say about me, which makes it easier to find good employees.

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    96. Re:Salaries by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      Heh, don't forget the ubiquitous "provide technical documentation and training for employees" and the ever present, be on call 24/7 and carry a mobile device for email 24/7.

      Add in the ever present "additional responsibilities as required" and you got me right there.

      Seems that everyone wants a "Jack of all Trades, Expert at all as well" now, willing to work long, hard hours for 35K per year.

    97. Re:Salaries by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > ...more productive people...

      BUZZ. Thank you. Your whole point is lost by such ignorant language.

      I.T. people keep the organization running from day to day. To pull a Neil Boortz and start to whine about the "productive class" means your opinion should be roundfiled and proves that our upset about the MBA scam is justified.

      I'd bet the first person you reflexively call is one of those "unproductive" people.

    98. Re:Salaries by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd be on board with this if I didn't so often see middle and upper management call "IT" a money-sink. If they actually knew what their IT departments did, they'd be able to quantify it, and recognize that IT departments DO "contribute substantively to the bottom line". They just do it by removing red numbers instead of adding black ones. Saving money and increasing overall productivity is just as important as bringing new money in; perhaps more important, as without the infrastructure, new money can't be targeted.

      This comes from a guy who runs his own small business, so no, I don't have a general hard-on for IT. I just know that "important" and "valued" aren't necessarily the same thing for the crop of MBAs I've dealt with in the past.

    99. Re:Salaries by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      People with those qualitifications do exist, but there aren't many.

      (...and they're all making 6 figures, working in undisclosed locations on securing communications between intelligence assets in other undisclosed locations and drones bombing undisclosed targets in undisclosed countries we're officially not at war with. Good luck poaching one to work on some IDS tool that's already way behind schedule for $30k.)

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    100. Re:Salaries by pnutjam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds like you need to work on your project management skills. You have promised a product in a specific timeline when you have no ability to create this product. Meanwhile, you probably underbid someone who could have actually provided said product.

    101. Re:Salaries by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      I've worked for some of those smaller companies (70 people). There are ways to find cheaper people in the US - sometimes without sacrificing experience (in fact a growing trend is to open offices in places with drastically lower cost of living, drop salaries, and move your people out there). Some truly small companies (30 people or less) will just outsource tech work entirely. Companies love saving money at any size.

    102. Re:Salaries by Sir_Sri · · Score: 2

      Unlikely. Someone from mexico might work for 35k a year, but not someone from india. They can make PPP equivalent to that back home and not have to move half way around the world. For 35k a year it's not worth moving to the US. Unless you're in mexico. At least if you qualify for an H1B which requires a bachelors in a technical field. General immigration sure.

      Where H1B visas hurt is things like sophisticated technical jobs. Rather than getting 90k a year they drag the price down to 60 or 70. If you have a degree in computer science and are only making 35k it's your own damn fault, either your degree is effectively fraudulent and the only one not aware of this is you, or you have chosen to make a living in a tradeschool job not a degree job. If you have 5 years experience and can't break through 70 that's probably because H1B's are keeping prices down.

      Once you get get up into the 100k a year range though H1B's don't hurt that much either, because in that price bracket you're trying to maximize brain potential, price is secondary.

    103. Re:Salaries by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Far too many employers would rather turn technical people into bullshit artists capable of selling their broken crap instead of just allowing them to fix it and letting it sell itself.

      This sad state of affairs has a basis in the deep economic fallacies that underpin nearly the entire global economy. There is no money to be made in selling products that work. Warfare increases the GDP, etc...

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    104. Re:Salaries by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

      ProTip: Bury them in a peat bog for a few months. That will preserve them better.

    105. Re:Salaries by grantspassalan · · Score: 1

      “Dead corpses”; Are there any other kind of corpses?

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    106. Re:Salaries by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

      SPARC 20, with Solaris on it. And security people are super annoying when you want to increase the functionality of your system.

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    107. Re:Salaries by localman57 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even if it is true that the H1B system has been bought by business, it seems to me that it's still a market dynamic. In the end, they can't force anyone to leave India, or China, or any of those places and come over here. It seems to me that if anything, the fact that there is an H1B system, and immigration system at all, is actually a barrier to trade which overvalues American talent versus equivalent talent from other places.

      In the end, as we move to a more and more global economy, the relative value of a certain labor skill will equalize across the globe. The American manufacturing worker has already had to deal with this. I don't see why it won't work it's way up the economic ladder. Basically, it feels to me like the economic equivalent of the Universe's natural tendency to want to disipate any differential of anything.

      As Americans, we've had a good run. We were early into the Industrial Revolution, and blessed with abundant natural resources relative to our population. We had an optimisim and risk tollerance that was derived from our immigrant origin. This lead to both a capital and skills gap compared to the rest of the world, which gave us a phenomical standard of living. But today capital moves fluidly to where it is the most effective, and the skills gap is easier to narrow than it once was. This will continue into the future. It's a tough medicine to swallow, but it's true.

    108. Re:Salaries by jythie · · Score: 1

      Beyond that, there is a rather prevalent attitude that if you have poor people skills you should 'get out of the way' in favor of people who do... or the attitude that people skills can not be learned.. that you are naturally good with people or you are not, so often people who have the skills are not interested (or able) to teach anything. I had to develop my people skills late and often encounter stigma or outright discouragement from doing so by people who developed them naturally when they were children.

    109. Re:Salaries by sycodon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm going to call it an HR problem.

      First, the IT people trend heavily to being introverts and poor people skills in general. So they are pretty much ineffective when it comes to recruiting talent.

      Second, HR has no idea what IT needs, either in skills or personality. So they resort to a list of buzzwords. Anyone who has ever applied to a state position has gone through being rejected because they lacks a single buzzword in their resume, or,. are one month shy of the experience requirements.

      So on the Can't Find Talent statement, I call the ultimate bullshit. They aren't looking and when they do find someone, they stupidly screen them out on stupid, irrelevant requirements.

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    110. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The obvious question is, then, why don't they pay you enough to keep you around? Sure, there are other reasons to see alternative employment, but unless it's a negative employee-employer relationship, or your job is extremely tedious*, it almost always comes down to money.

    111. Re:Salaries by zlives · · Score: 1

      i often talk to my self too, some times i answer... ;)

    112. Re:Salaries by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I do not trust happy, smiling people.

      They're either heavily medicated, a sociopath or having a stroke, none of which I really want to deal with.

      OK, I'd call 911 for the stroke victim because my cold, black heart hasn't reached absolute zero yet.

    113. Re:Salaries by vlm · · Score: 1

      If you are worried that folks may take advantage of you and take the skills you paid them to learn elsewhere

      And go where? If its a ridiculous mishmash of skills, would anyone else be interested?

      Here let me give you some random funny/useless skills I have. I can drive a military rough terrain forklift, program PIC assembly code reasonably well, work on/with unisys BTOS, have/had a CCNP, I can program a CNC milling machine in g code pretty well as a hobby (but not production). Lets say your crazy job required those five but applicant X only had 4 of 5, so you trained him on the 5th. Where the heck would be go that would be a better fit paying more?

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    114. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      My dream candidate has a CS degree, a year or two developing network security software and 6+ years running routers and Linux servers on a US DoD network. Present that resume and the perfunctory interview will just be about making sure you're not lying.

      Not shift work. Some flex to the hours. A little bit of travel but you'll like the destination. Share the on call in a rotation with two other folks and expect to have the authority to make changes which reduce the occurrence of 2 am emergencies. I'm one of the two and I'll insist on it. :)

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    115. Re:Salaries by CubicleZombie · · Score: 1

      If the investigation is still current, that step doesn't have to be repeated. And that's the one that takes most of the time.

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    116. Re:Salaries by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      Those are all 3rd year computer science or lower problems (CSS, Javascript, database design). 38k isn't a bad entry point for that, since you're not even talking full degree to be entry level. But for a web developer like that I'd be expecting up around 70k with a year of experience and a full CS degree. 150k would be a lot, depending on where you are, but not an unreasonable point to expect to get to career wise. For something like a senior web developer 90-100k would be the usual top end, unless you happen to be somewhere where there is extensive competition.

      Being an IT guy though is tradeschool/community college type stuff. For that 38k really is reasonable. asking an engineer to do that job is, as you say, a 100k a year person you're asking to work at half rates. That's not doing anyone any favours since they'll try and leave asap.

    117. Re:Salaries by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Coworkers"

    118. Re:Salaries by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Simple solution to get management to understand the value of IT have a no IT day. One day, no email, internet, IP phone etc. They'll come back crying before lunch time.

    119. Re:Salaries by Altus · · Score: 2

      If you can't pay enough money to the people who maintain your computers and network then maybe you will just have to adjust their business to make due without those networks and computers. I'm sure they will make just as much money as their competitors who a is willing to pay to fill those positions.

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    120. Re:Salaries by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because technical people talking to technical people will eventually lead to one of only two possibilities: one tech yelling "Godwin!" and storming off in disgust, or both techs intently studying napkin schematics, hammering out the best way to construct a real life light saber.

    121. Re:Salaries by NFN_NLN · · Score: 3, Funny

      “Dead corpses”; Are there any other kind of corpses?

      Have you ever worked in a government office?

    122. Re:Salaries by blackbear · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm more than qualified for your position on the technical side, but if you want an active clearance with that diverse a skill set, then you're severly limiting your pool of applicants. It's a hassle to jump from cleared job to cleared job, and staying in the commercial sector too long makes it difficult to reactivate easily.

      But based on the tone of your statement, and that you apparently want to cut corners by hiring one person with multiple specialties who is also already cleared tells me that you would be a PITA to work for. This may be why you aren't getting many good applicants. I'm continually amazed by the number of IT managers, some with many years of experience, and some who are close friends of mine, who really don't understand how little they know about managing IT. You may be one of them, but I don't know you.

      The biggest mistakes most managers make are assuming that it's all about the money, and that the negotion is all on the employer's side. Hint: if you have nothing to offer me besides money, then it better be a LOT of money, and I better be in the mood to put up with your bullshit.

      I work in IT because I want to. I like what I do so much that I have often worked for below market salary just because I liked the people and managers who I was working with. The problem is that most managers are too clueless to realize that their most important job is functions are to be a crap deflector and resource provider. Get too much crap in the gears and the machine stops. Don't provide adequite resources, same thing. Your team leads, if they are any good, will help organize the team. Its a lot like driving a boat. You have to correct issues before they become problems, and back off before you oversteer. All of the good teams I was on ran that way.

    123. Re:Salaries by masteva · · Score: 1

      In a nutshell, he said that all of the applicants either had zero relevant experience

      I remember going through this when I first finished university. I couldn't get the relevant experience as no one wanted to hire me. When I tried to get the relevant experience through self taught means, it meant jack squat to the companies as it didn't have some job title / company name next to it so they didn't care. I feel bad for all the new grads these days as I think they are in the same boat.

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    124. Re:Salaries by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you want a programmer who understands network protocols. Security clearance is just some paperwork and a background check.

      Think about on the job training. i.e. I have years of protocol work and net ops (among other things), but lack programming skills beyond scripting. You could probably get someone like me if you offered training in the skillset.

    125. Re:Salaries by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

      There is a balance. While some companies do ask for too much in job postings. My company was accused of asking too much in job postings on several occasions when we were just posting for an average dev position. We didn't even require a degree. The people complaining just didn't have the skills. And that is really the problem...a lack of SKILLED IT labor in the U.S.. The people who have IS degrees and anyone else with decent experience is pretty universally employed. (depending on location...sometimes the labor is not in the same place as the jobs.) But in this area there just is not enough people with the needed skills. We get tons of applicants...but I am sorry, playing WOW all day long and downloading lots of porn via bittorrent does not make you skilled programmer. We need people who can at least code their way out of a paper bag.

    126. Re:Salaries by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      You're asking for two separate skill sets, with two separate sets of training. There are handful of programmes that mix and mingle community college and university level work but you don't want those graduates doing software development.

      If you want someone with a network operations background and network security you're looking for a CCNA community college 12 month course guy. If you want someone who does minor software development you're looking for a programmer (different 12 month CC course) or a Computer scientist/software engineer.

      You *might* be able to find an CS person who had a career as a CCNA type before and wants away from that, but you're mixing two different jobs in one. Now where I am we have a couple of people like that, who had several years experience working as computer techs and then went back to school to be scientists, but you're looking at 80-90k for that.

      You can't ask for a security expert who knows what tools to use that also does just a little programming on the side. Those are self contradictory. You're either a secure systems programmer (and you can guess that that comes with a price premium, my 80-90k a year guys) who are willing to come down to doing techie work level on the side, or you're asking for someone who should know better than to try and program, because they know they can't do it properly (in this case, securely).

    127. Re:Salaries by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do you have a reference from an MBA text book to point this out? I didn't get taught any of that with my MBA.

      Economics 101 Supply and Demand with Substitution.

      Your salary is based on the Supply of available workers and the Demand for that type of work. (which under this condition would show that IT workers should be paying a lot more) Then you have Substitution, meaning while there is a lot of Demand and short Supply the Companies have substitution available.

      Lets say a DBA. I good DBA is an excellent asset to a company. They can extract data and find information that you didn't even know you had, you can get your systems running really fast. Now however if you don't have that DBA depending on the company size how much are they loosing with Excel Files and Access Databases, and people who have to do a lot of time intensive work. So the DBA will need to compete with the inferior substitution because if his salary is too high, it isn't worth it, because there may be alternate methods.

      In my area DBA's get good money because they are valuable. However if you are a just a programmer it isn't that their work is easier or they are lazier, but because there are more available, so that means their prices are less.

      Now if you prove yourself a hard worker, (and the company is using proper HR policies), The company will see your value as greater and give you a raise, and try harder to retain you. Because there is a demand for a hard worker and less of supply of such.

      Now a lot of companies will try to dig from the bottom of the barrel to try to find a Diamond in the rough "A really good employee for cheap" now this is a method of disaster, however that is what they do, because their cash is tight.

      The MBA classes do teach that the higher you pay a person the harder they will work (not the opposite) however, most of these MBA's you talk about are not MBA's but some guy with a AB or BB degree. and just because they are in a higher position, you figure they are MBAs.

      That is an MBA and Basic Economists analysis of why the salaries are the way they are.

       

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    128. Re:Salaries by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      It's hard to get anyone that is competent and has the right skills that your company needs. In short - there's a shortage of geeks.

      What you get when you look for people is often people that brags and exaggerates their skills. However geeks has a tendency to not brag that much and do their thing anyway. So if you are a geek - get a good degree in something useful that has some relevance in IT business. The alternative to a good degree is that you have made noticeable contributions to some major open source project; Linux kernel, Apache [insert favorite package], Eclipse, X.org, GIMP etc...

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    129. Re:Salaries by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Even just leaving the IT department unmanned with the systems running might be enough.

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    130. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only republicans employ people? Or evil employers are always republicans? Or republicans are always evil employers? Or more likely, you're just another brainwashed election tool and we're all just human?

    131. Re:Salaries by FreshlyShornBalls · · Score: 2

      That's what we in Marketing have been trying to tell you geeks for years. Now help me fix my powerpoint.

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    132. Re:Salaries by s.petry · · Score: 5, Funny

      Partially correct, but you are missing the most important thing gone awry in IT today.

      Dear company,

      While I understand you have vast needs in the IT area, and wish to do less with more there are limits to human capacity. I can not fill the role of Senior Unix Analyst/Engineer/Architect, Network Analyst/Engineer/Architect, MS Windows Analyst/Engineer/Architect, Storage SAN/NAS Analyst/Engineer/Architect, Firewall and Security Analyst/Engineer/Architect any more than you would expect your CPA to be your attorney, business analyst and lead sales person. You need to pick one or two of these things, preferably what I have spent twenty years mastering and allow me to do my job.

      I also understand that you have developers that read trade magazines and demand that they have what they read about. This has created workplaces that are impossible to support. There should be no more than three versions of any Operating system on site and those should be limited to not more than 2 types of Linux. One for development, one for production, and one for legacy. Allow your IT staff to keep your development on track, give us the reigns and watch how fast you can go and how far you can drive.

      Lastly, contrary to popular belief IT people enjoy time away from work and the office. We do not like to be on call 24/7/365 with no bonuses and no breaks. We expect to be treated with the same respect as the Corporate Lawyer that saves your ass in court, as we often save your ass with our magical IT skills and keep production up and moving even when systems collapse.

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    133. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish more management had your insight.

    134. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The only problem I have with this conspiracy theory is that it might be true for some giant company like MS or Intel which has political connections and hires lots of H1Bs, but it surely can't be true for some piddly little 500-person (or even 3000-person) company.

      1) there are a whole bunch of "onshore-offshore" companies targeting smaller businesses, ranging from IBM on down to tiny firms which serve other small businesses.

      2) I worked at a small (50 person) company that did a lot of H1B ... they figured out all the legal requirements and hoops were really optional, as there wasn't any enforcement mechanism. We even had HR and marketing people on H1Bs (Europeans). So while Intel etc might go through the whole process, a lot of smaller companies are just hiring under the table.

    135. Re:Salaries by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I was gonna say "zombies," but, yeah.

      Government work kills people on the inside.

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    136. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would agree with that sentiment. I work for a major retailer and I can tell you that starting ten years ago I was amongst the last people to be hired with the intent of developing a workforce internally. Now all of our developers are either contractors or work for our Bangalore based "owned presence." It's next to impossible to mentor developers now because we have virtually no interaction with them, and the burnout factor on both sides of the ocean is running incredibly high.

      We're one of the major employers for technical people in the area and as more people burn out and leave it's creating a negative image in the technical community and fewer and fewer people are even willing to come and work here now. So the only people coming to apply are desperate for a job, blinded by our brand, or woefully inexperienced for the positions we are hiring for. After the shine wears off they burn out and leave in short order creating that much more negative image for us.

    137. Re:Salaries by haruchai · · Score: 1

      When you say "saving" do you mean the selling price is that much lower or just the per device profit?

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    138. Re:Salaries by idontgno · · Score: 2

      A little Febreze always helps with the smell.

      If decomp becomes a problem in the server room, you're probably skimping on cooling. Turn that thermostat down!

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    139. Re:Salaries by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are hard to fill because they dont pay enough?

      This is certainly true... the low end positions salaries have steadily plummetted since the early 2000's, for unknown reasons (I blame the flood of computer science graduates, that I only wish were interested in computer science and not menial tasks of IT specialsts).

      Also, worth considering, the anecdotal evidence suggests the larger the human resources department, the less able a company is to fill positions based on merit or experience.

    140. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For most employers including my last one. They value how 'well' you get along with your coworkers rather then skill. So to them interpersonal skills are just as important even if the other skill set has a inverse relationship with it.

    141. Re:Salaries by JSombra · · Score: 1

      They should, but those "job creators" pay a lot of money to politicians not to be subject to market forces when it suits them

    142. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But.. that's a pay cut of over $100k from your last known job. What gives?

    143. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then they justify their own (often) ridiculous pay levels and bonuses by sayinig that "you have to pay to get the talent".

      Canutes!!

    144. Re:Salaries by a90Tj2P7 · · Score: 1

      Clearance has nothing to do with technical skills. That's like saying 95% of the people you've worked with that wore black socks were completely unqualified.

    145. Re:Salaries by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's not an instantaneous thing. Eventually, if those really are mission critical processes, they're either going to pay more to hire someone with expertise or find someone with less expertise who'll take the money.

      This is exactly what market-driven wage increases look like.

    146. Re:Salaries by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      DIN?G!DING! DING! We have a WINNER!

      There are 15 IT positions available in my city that are advertised. All of them are asking for stellar skill knowledge but offering $12-$15 an hour.

      Yeah, stuff it in your bung hole. For entry level Call center? sure! but 5+ years experience with Enterprise server environments, and CCNE required? Yeah, Bite me.

      One has been out there for over 2 years now. $8.50 an hour doing IT work for a 500 employee company, expected to work nights and weekends. I'll work at home depot stocking shelves for $8.50 an hour first.

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    147. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Too much work. Too few people. Couple weak skill areas. Hiring the right person for this position would greatly reduce the whole team's stress level, would make the project run more smoothly and since we're paid by the hour would make us more money.

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    148. Re:Salaries by Omegawar · · Score: 1

      Where do I apply?

    149. Re:Salaries by mdarksbane · · Score: 2

      I think that "people skills" is really too vague as far as it actually matters for development.

      You don't care if most of your IT people can give a good presentation or talk to clients. You care if they can work with the other developers without making them want to strangle each other. You care about whether they're going to derail meetings, or never share what they're working with their code.

      People skills as it applies to a successful programmer or IT worker are very different from people skills as they apply to a manager or a salesman.

    150. Re:Salaries by lokiz · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with pay being a huge factor. I've turned down a number of offers this year and know of others who have done the same because we aren't willing to take a massive pay cut in what is supposed to be a step up. Companies wrongly believe high unemployment means they can offer next to nothing. Until companies wake up to the reality that skilled labor is not having an issue with unemployment, we are having an issue with being overworked and miserable because operations have been expanded but no staff has been added to match that for years. That is why most of us look.

    151. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Therefore MBA's with BS degrees should be getting about $3.50 an hour. AS it seems there is a metric buttload of them out there, and their usefulness to a company is less than that of the Janitor.

    152. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Here's the problem:

      Most nerds are very arrogant and think their shit don't stink. They think they're the smartest person in the company because they can configure a computer. They blame everyone else for not recognizing their massive genius. They are angry and stereotype people based on their bad highschool experience. A lot of them have sexist attitudes which are not only toxic, they are illegal.

      Now a business comes along and says "Hey Melvin, we are going to teach you some remedial social skills because you were raised by a Playstation", and the reaction is probably going be to "Fuck you, you stupid jock bully asshole!!"

      Much easier to bury these guys in a datacenter somewhere. Or don't hire them to begin with.

    153. Re:Salaries by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bingo! This is why I quit doing corporate, I got so damned tired of being looked at as this money sucking leech and being expected to fix a bazillion wrong things with no damned money and little help. These bean counting pricks act like you can keep those POS PCs forever, that nothing ever breaks down, and that ANY money IT asks for is a waste. Now with work conditions like that, is it any damned wonder that nobody wants the fucking job?

      Now I work with consumers and small business and while the pay isn't as good you know what? They are ACTUALLY GRATEFUL for the job you do! And they will actually LISTEN to your suggestions without looking at every damned thing as a way for you to "waste money", not to mention they don't call you 24/7 and expect your ass to jump like a frog on a hot plate. Fuck corporate IT, it is one of the shittiest jobs I have ever worked! Between the bad attitudes, the fighting for every penny, the long hours, the PHB bullshit, frankly I'd sit on a street corner with my acoustic and a tin cup rather that do that God damned job again!

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    154. Re:Salaries by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Your response should have been, "So you should have tripled my salary and kept me then. If you pay people what they are worth, they work harder and are far more loyal."

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    155. Re:Salaries by CubicleZombie · · Score: 1

      I'm in the second category you mentioned, and I'd take a job making substantially less money if it came with a more pleasant environment. I want more vacation, or Fridays off, or an office with a window. Seriously - I have enough experience now to get all the work done by 2PM and then I want to go home. Instead I work in the same shitty cubicle I had straight out of college and get 10.00 days off per year. So I make it my mission to squeeze every penny I can get out of my employers because it's all I'm going to get. (Want me to wear a neck tie? That's going to cost you about $20k extra a year. Hope its worth it.)

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    156. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I mean the company is paid by the hour. The position is, of course, salaried with benefits.

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    157. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, having worked on-call, I wouldn't accept an on-call rota of less than 4 people. It's not worth the disruption to family life.

    158. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Security clearance that can do everything from bottom to top and has experience doing it? Well you are looking for a $250,000 contractor. That is the magic number.

    159. Re:Salaries by a90Tj2P7 · · Score: 1

      There aren't that many people on the market who already have a current security clearance.

      Only people looking to change jobs, since you lose any security clearance when you're not currently working in a position that requires it.

      Of course, there's probably plenty of people who see the security clearance thing, and immediately refuse to even consider the job because they know working in the defense industry sucks balls. It's where you go if you're either basically incompetent, or close to retirement and can't find anything better. No one else is willing to put up with a "professional" job where you're on the clock, have to leave for lunch at exactly 12, have to be back from lunch at exactly 1 or else you get in trouble, etc.

      [Citation Needed]. From personal experience, this couldn't be further from the truth. As long as you're putting in 40 hours a week and you're staying on top of your contracted role, nothing else really matters. I stay pretty consistent with my start time, but that's still giving or taking a half hour or so. I take my lunch and smoke breaks whenever I feel like it, without having to do anything to keep track of how long they are. I leave about 8 hours after I got there.

    160. Re:Salaries by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never worked in the clearance field. Job requirements for any position that requires a clearance are:

      1. Active blood pulse

      2. U.S. citizen (negotiable)

      3. Security clearance

      I was offered a job one time to be a intelligence analyst. Never mind the fact that I had never "analyzed" any piece of "intelligence" in my life, I had a clearance. And they wanted to pay me an excessive amount. The interview was more like a sales pitch, the company telling me why I should work for them. Try working with those idiots from Boeing, Lockheed Martin, BAE, or any other defense contractor. Then see how fast your opinion changes.

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    161. Re:Salaries by runeghost · · Score: 1

      Nope. What "market forces" tell these "job creators" is that the slaves aren't oppressed enough. Yet.

    162. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I work at a company with less than 150 workers and we do this all the time. In fact 3 of our developers over the last 2 years have been HB1 and we've got another in the works. We also have an office in India and there's a backdoor way in where employees in branch offices can come over on 1-2 year training periods. Once they get here they work on their green cards to stay permanently.

    163. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA I like this, I have done all 3 of those and have my clearance as high as it can go. But NEVER IN MY LIFE would I ever attempt to do those jobs at the same time. If someone had me in an interview and told me I would be doing that I wouldn't even say anything I would just leave. Talk about a good way to kill yourself.

    164. Re:Salaries by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Actually, my fiancé's brother has all that, but you are way down at the bottom of his list behind the NSA & another large security firm.

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    165. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While every firm is different, I think it's important for IT management to ensure they're able to back up their value to the organization with proper performance/financial data. I currently work for a mid-sized organization and in all the hustle and bustle, that base is one that is often neglected whilst putting out fires.

    166. Re:Salaries by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Yup.

      I have a $600 a month mortgage and a $350 a month car payment, and I NEED to make at least $46,000 a year. Food, energy, education, and Kid costs are so astronomical it's not funny. And this is without paying for Cable TV, or going to any movies. Just general bills.

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    167. Re:Salaries by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      >>Strawberries. If strawberries cost $1 a pound a grocer can sell ten times as many as if they cost $2 per pound. But strawberries are very labor intensive to grow and harvest. US immigration restrictions combined with a booming Mexican economy have reduced the number of people willing to pick strawberries for low wages. So why don't the growers pay more? It is simple: if they pay more then they have to raise the price of the strawberries to the point where few people will buy them

      But according to the Tea Party and the GOP, if you stop all illegal immigrants from taking those jobs, those jobs will go to americans willing to pick strawberries for $1 per hour. ... what... .... Americans want a decent wage... ... health care and benefits....? ...maybe people will pay a little more for strawberries then..... ... oh, we can import strawberries from another country for less, huh.... ... GOP sucks.

    168. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this true in the US? Seems very odd. I had (pretty sure it's no longer valid) CT clearance in the UK, which is a fairly low level (cleared to access confidential information for police forces etc.), but is available to anyone.

    169. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kinda like women. If you're steadfast on holding out for a supermodel with a perfect personality and is good in the sack, you're probably going to remain forever alone.

      In applying for IT positions, the list of requirements and required experience is outright impossible in many cases (queue the infamous 15 years of .NET experience requirements). Everyone doesn't want to hire and train the fresh out of college grads; true entry level positions (not this crap where an entry level job requires "two years experience") are becoming few and far between. If the recent grads cannot get their foot in the door, then it starves upper levels of the chain by nature.

      Give those with zero relevant experience a chance and take the time to train them. Those with little-to-no experience will take what they can get (aka, they'll take peanuts for pay) and have something to prove, so they will learn the required skills. You cannot get X years of experience out of someone without giving them the opportunity to get that. Otherwise, people get pigeonholed in a catch-22 where they need experience to get experience, causing a stagnation of the prospective employee pool.

    170. Re:Salaries by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      At my company we call them "folks with broad skill sets." That's who we hire. Hard to keep someone with a too-narrow skill set busy doing work that's of actual value.

      "Specialization is for insects." - R. A. Hienlein

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    171. Re:Salaries by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Which is why every new responsibility I am given, I look at them and ask, "Sounds good, that looks like a 25% raise to me, when do I sign the paperwork for it?"

      Attach a price, and leave if they balk.

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    172. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have worked under H1B and Nafta visas in the past (now, I am back at my own country), but I can tell you from experience, that the process to obtain a work visa is not as easy as it seems, and that foreign workers are not "cheaper". One of the requirements for getting a visa is that the pay rate must be within industry standards, so that it is not cheaper for companies to hire foreign employees.

      Now, if you are talking about foreign workers, working in their own countries, then yes, it IS cheaper than hiring within the US.

    173. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible. As everybody skilled in economics knows, there are no low salaries, only lazy workers.

      "Skilled in economics". By which you mean "Internet pundits pontificating from their moms' basements".

      Oh. And Rush Limbaugh, I suppose.

    174. Re:Salaries by mjr167 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It doesn't matter how brilliant you are if no one is willing to work with you or you cannot communicate your brilliance to others.

    175. Re:Salaries by toadlife · · Score: 2

      As Americans, we've had a good run. We were early into the Industrial Revolution, and blessed with abundant natural resources relative to our population. We had an optimisim and risk tollerance that was derived from our immigrant origin. This lead to both a capital and skills gap compared to the rest of the world, which gave us a phenomical standard of living. But today capital moves fluidly to where it is the most effective, and the skills gap is easier to narrow than it once was. This will continue into the future. It's a tough medicine to swallow, but it's true.

      Yes, the world is catching up as more of it industrializes, but if you actually look a history of the total wealth of the United States, you will see that it has continued to rise steadily, despite this supposed flow of capital to other places you describe. The only change in the last 30 years has been the distribution of wealth.

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    176. Re:Salaries by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      I've worked for employers that have let me take training and get certifications in exchange for a 2 year agreement not to quit on them in exchange for them paying the bill and supplying the work time for the classes.

      I thought it a very fair deal.

    177. Re:Salaries by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      3. If I'm trying to be promoted, I need to have somebody ready to take on the work that I'm currently doing (unless I want to go insane doing 2 jobs). Grooming a subordinate (who's going to have a certain amount of loyalty to me for making that effort) to take on my job is the safest way to do that.

      Good plan, but imagine that you're a middle manager at the top of his game. There's nowhere to go. Bailing for another company is a risk, and will most likely involve a salary dip.

      Now, if you are a real person, you still follow your advice, because it's the right thing to do. But, if you aren't a nice person, and have already been promoted to the level of your incompetence, you will only hire people who aren't as talented as you, since you can abuse them at will. If you work for a large company or bureaucracy, you can get away with this until retirement.

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    178. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how much are you (ballpark) offering? I have one close friend who meets your requirements with 10+ years experience, and he's making low six figures and his job and where he lives. Based off what I've seen in the job market lately, I'd guess you're offering somewhere around $70k and requiring several years experience. Good luck. Maybe you could try getting the C-levels to take a few less trips to Bermuda and put that money into the people who actually do the work?

    179. Re:Salaries by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, this mistake is the most disturbing thing in GP's post.

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    180. Re:Salaries by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      If you still have that attitude toward H1B, look at what the salary they get here http://www.flcdatacenter.com/OesWizardStart.aspx Select the state you want and then look for an appropriate position. Tell me if it is too high or too low in your opinion. The wage is related to its location, so it would be different in different cities. Remember, 65,000 H1B are included both entry level and higher education of Master level. Doctorate level, professional sport, and medical doctors are not included because they are an exception.

      An example...

      Area Code:44060
      Area Title:Spokane, WA MSA
      OES/SOC Code:15-1131
      OES/SOC Title:Computer Programmers
      GeoLevel:1
      Level 1 Wage:$18.06 hour - $37,565 year
      Level 2 Wage:$22.40 hour - $46,592 year
      Level 3 Wage:$26.75 hour - $55,640 year
      Level 4 Wage:$31.09 hour - $64,667 year
      Mean Wage (H-2B):$26.75 hour - $55,640 year

    181. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have to agreee with this. I have been 'unemployed' for 12 months, and have been to several interviews. I have over 20 years experience, and require a certain compensation for the time and effort. Towards the end of the interview I find that many positions which I would assess at $68,000-$72,000/yr would have a 'starting salary of $35,000-$40,000/yr. No thank you. I currently do part time consulting and bring in $62,000/yr.

    182. Re:Salaries by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      After I'd been at my new job for about a month, they offered me a 30% raise over my previous salary (about 24% over my new salary) to come back. I seriously considered it, but if I had stayed with that company, I would have had to move to Buffalo, which I didn't want to do, within a couple years to keep going up the ladder ... mostly because that's where my brother lives.

    183. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer science (in general) has absolutely nothing to do with programming in a business environment. Engineering falls into the same category. And that spans most types of businesses. If your not designing computer hardware, I really don't see how it would help. My degree is in environmental science - I coded as a hobby since the days of Atari and made a bad career choice in college.

    184. Re:Salaries by JSombra · · Score: 1

      Networks and development are two totally different skill sets/job roles as different as night and day,rare to find someone who even wants to do both never mind have the actual skills (and if they do it's because they left one role in pursuit of the other and doubtful they would want to go backwards career wise to doing both), so no wonder you are having difficulties. The security clearance just makes it even worse

      I would imagine most of the CV's you are getting are from people who want to make the career transition and thus are blagging half their skill set, so either you are going to need to break it into two roles or accept someone learning on the job.

      Though what you are asking for, someone with skill sets from multiple roles is a pretty common requirement that i see , normally because the last guy in the job did that. What you forget is the last guy left, most likely because he used you to transition his career already and you are now advertising a spec for a transitional role while demanding a skill set on par with those who already completed the transition.

      Company's need to stop hiring just based on what the skill-set of the last guy was but rather look back at what his role was originally and what it is now and compare the two and decide if the job as it is now should be broken up into various roles

    185. Re:Salaries by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Oh he can poach one, Publicly Offer high 6 or 7 figures for the position, he will have 50 qualified candidates jamming his inbox withing hours of the advertisement.

      What he is not saying is that he is NOT WILLING to offer exceptional compensation to entice an expert away from their current position.

      This is the other problem. Advertise your salary range. I'm not wasting several hours of my time just to be offered LESS than I am currently making. I ask on the first phone interview, "how much is this paying." To hell with "etiquette" Stop wasting my time and yours.

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    186. Re:Salaries by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      And those of us doing the IT work call that "dreaming."

      While it's probably reasonable to expect someone with either network security or network operations to have some overlap with the other skillset, you are in dreamer-land if you think it is reasonable for someone who is strong in both of those categories to *also* be a skilled software developer. There's not enough time in a day to develop strong skills in every possible IT field, unless that's all you do. Most of us actually like to, you know, have a life, however.

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    187. Re:Salaries by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      After my last job with a school district as a network admin I couldn't find a job at all for over a year. I gave up and went back to school. I was always being told I was overqualified or I lacked a degree of sufficient pedigree (They wanted a graduate degree of a variety of types, I had an associate in CIS for example). I had similar 10 years of experience in mixed linux/mac/windows environments even. I have seen admin jobs now 'requiring' doctorates. What sort of doctorate wants to do admin work....? Especially admin work for under 50k/year....

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    188. Re:Salaries by zlives · · Score: 1

      no position is impossible to fill, i for one can be a ceo of any major corp for a low low price of 1 MILLION dollars...

    189. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      That's your preference I suppose. The on call person tends to get hit with an after-hours event about once every two to three weeks. With three folks in the rotation, that's around 6 times a year each. Usually it's ack the alert and then go back to sleep because the redundancy in the system allows it to wait until morning without any customer impact. Once in a while it's more serious.

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    190. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be a conspiracy theory if it wasn't a non-conspiracy fact. Its been exposed over and over again that many companies do that.

    191. Re:Salaries by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Money and incompetence.

      It is hard to evaluate IT skills, so many companies create some ridiculous number of hoops potential employee have to jump through, that it can take like half a year for a perfectly qualified candidate to actually "fill" the position.

      The skilled workers are there. It is just that most companies (especially big ones, IMO) suck really hard at finding them. Of course they are not going to blame their process, they are going to say that there are no skilled people out there.

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    192. Re:Salaries by zlives · · Score: 1

      they are looking for 5/10 work years of experience. since a work day consists of anywhere from 1-3 productive hours... as a developer you gain experience exponentially!! remember those 20 hour programming bouts, that's a whole month of experience!!

      now you have just over qualified yourself for the said job and the job creator must hire H1B

    193. Re:Salaries by Paracelcus · · Score: 2

      The jobs ARE NOT hard to fill, these are self serving reports by corporate shill groups trying to get the number of H1B's increased! There are upwards of three American IT workers for every job in every field!

      Don't listen to bullshit!

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    194. Re:Salaries by Amouth · · Score: 1

      As someone who might be looking for a Job - the clearance bit drives me nuts, its a chicken and egg problem. You can't get the job without it, but you can't get a clearance unless your in a job that requires it.

      If you look back at your comment "because no one has presented a skill set strong enough", a security clearance isn't a skill and with that in mind i'm sure if you look over the people who have applied you would find someone with a strong skill set, if not let me know i might know someone. My recommendation is remove the requirement of the clearance, add it as a requirement to be able to get a clearance and then sponsor your strongest candidate.

      Other wise your are basically limiting your pool to people coming out of the military or for some reason left a cushy government position.

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    195. Re:Salaries by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 2

      Yeah, local area wages hit my workplace hard when a new owner came in. 3-21% paycuts once the owners realized they had recieved two thousand applications for forty job positions.

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    196. Re:Salaries by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      For something like a senior web developer 90-100k would be the usual top end, unless you happen to be somewhere where there is extensive competition.

      I'm talking in terms of Silicon Valley wages. 150k isn't unreasonable here as a total annual compensation, including things like cash/stock/option bonuses, employee stock purchase plans, product discounts, etc. For companies that don't offer those other forms of compensation, they would have to pay 150k-ish to be competitive. For companies that do, the on-paper number would be lower, but the compensation would still come out close to that.

      In parts of the country with a sane cost of living, scale all of those numbers down accordingly. :-)

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    197. Re:Salaries by zlives · · Score: 1

      kick back = learn new tech/training/certification

      it just seems if you are not fighting fires you are "idle"

    198. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you just hit the nail on the head with the removing red numbers versus adding black figures to the book.

      I've seen so many companies not think about this fact, and only consider IT a cost center.

      For example company "A" hires someone at a low bid. Company "B" hires someone (and they can be a H-1B or not -- what matters is the competency level) for the same position.

      From there, we see the fact that the low big employee from company "A" knows that he or she is the bargain basement worker, so what ends up happening is that they will jump ship if presented the chance, and usually they will have more qualifications. Combine that with the fact that there are likely newbie mistakes being made (some backend applications are platform independent, but selecting the wrong backend platform can cost big bucks later on when it comes time to scale or migrate to better hardware. Hint: Not everything is best served by running Windows, so someone who only knows one OS and platform may end up causing a company major growing pains versus someone who knows that a database may be too intensive for x86 machines and specs out a SPARC or POWER7 backend.

      In fact, unless the RDBMS is MS SQL server, there is no real reason to use Windows for it, due to the fact that Windows has to be completely rebooted monthly, if not every two weeks. Unless there is a major kernel level issue, Solaris, AIX, and Linux almost never require a reboot. This by itself can pay for the difference between platforms.

    199. Re:Salaries by zlives · · Score: 1

      alcohol also has the desired effect... but that is more social engineering which works for everyone

    200. Re:Salaries by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      I moved from Chicago, where I was earning $60k/year, to Indiana, where the going wage is $35k. I have 20+ years experience as a network & server engineer on many platforms. I can't afford to stay in IT if wages are going to suck so hard.

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    201. Re:Salaries by ekimminau · · Score: 1

      I strongly recommend that anyone wishing to excel in any role read the
      "21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership" by John C. Maxwell

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    202. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually they can get away with a TN-1, which is so easy to get it's laughable

    203. Re:Salaries by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      Um... MBA are people with Master Degrees, as MBA stands for Masters of Business Administration.

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    204. Re:Salaries by dimko · · Score: 0

      What about, noobies simply are not accepted to "mission critical" jobs?

    205. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops Mexico is TN-2, Canada is TN-1

    206. Re:Salaries by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      However his mistake is the fact that a new employee will cost 150% for the first year of replacing the existing employee. Cutting pay often has worse moral then layoffs. And Layoffs should really only be for the last resort, because if it is a temporary problem, you are going to spend a lot more money rebuilding your workforce.

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    207. Re:Salaries by erp_consultant · · Score: 2

      Bingo! Numerous times I have turned someone down that appeared to have great technical skills but terrible interpersonal skills. Why? Because IT is a team sport. Being able to get along with people - even people you don't particularly like - is really important. So are technical skills but I am convinced, based on 20+ years in the industry, that I can teach technical things to someone with a good attitude and a bit of aptitude. If someone comes in with a shitty attitude I don't care how good they are technically I don't want anything to do with them. In time they will sour everyone they come in contact with. I have seen this time and time again. I know that there is a lot of anti-management sentiment out there (I'm not in management, btw) amongst the IT group. Frankly, most of the management types I have worked with are worthless. Middle management is the last refuge of the unemployable. But as long as they are running things you might as well just find a way to get along. It doesn't mean you have to invite them to your weekend BBQ, just don't be openly disdainful.

    208. Re:Salaries by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 2

      Most of the upper management people can't get past IT asking for an expensive . They do not see IT as bring in money. It doesn't matter how much IT saves, or allows those other people to bring in money. The MBA types only see IT as spending money that others make.

      They also can not under stand why they have a hard time filling the position when they combine 6-7 IT jobs into one single job. I have seen a position where one person was supposed to: Design and maintain the website, build and maintain the servers, deploy the desktops/laptops to people, trouble shoot end users problems, teach users how to do things, maintain the software licenses for the company, trouble shoot wired and wireless network issues. All that for a company with 550 employees. So they were not a huge company, but they are not small ether. The pay, $45,000-$50,000.

    209. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the standard trite response. But it isn't that simple. Businesses can't just pay everyone arbitrarily high salaries and stay in business. Sometimes if a job can't be filled at a certain salary level, it is better to eliminate the position than to pay more.

      Then perhaps we should tell people not to study IT.

      Businesses can't just pay everyone arbitrarily high salaries and stay in business.

      Seems to work for CEOs.

    210. Re:Salaries by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      I see you took this advice:

      God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know where to bury the bodies of those people I had to kill along the way....!

    211. Re:Salaries by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Now with work conditions like that, is it any damned wonder that nobody wants the fucking job?

      Ha! Right on target. I would add to that the number of interviews I went to that I was well qualified for the job and the company was holding out for someone younger, or who would work unlimited hours for $30K.

      Industry crapped on a whole generation of IT people and now it's coming around to bite them in the ass. Oh, we can't find qualified IT people. Ahhhh. Someone call the waaaaaaaaambulance.

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    212. Re:Salaries by ekimminau · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone out there thinks $38K salary with full holidays, vacation, benefits and matching 401K is a "good salary".

      Since the vast majority of the people being hired for that level role isn't even getting the "employee" moniker, they are being hired as contractors, I wouldn't take that job for $30.00/hour or about $60K.

      I took my first Unix job in 1991 for $35.00/hour and after a year of experience I bumped to $65.00/hour.

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    213. Re:Salaries by zlives · · Score: 1

      ummm its called supply and demand.
      I love strawberries
      there for i will pay 5$/#

      in your example you would just stop using computers, and switch to typewriters/abacus whatever than pay some one to manage IT!!

    214. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a programmer, so hire a programmer. Quit nattering on about network security and whatnot.

    215. Re:Salaries by PRMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now if you prove yourself a hard worker, (and the company is using proper HR policies), The company will see your value as greater and give you a raise, and try harder to retain you.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've never seen this anywhere I've worked. There are so many things wrong with that statement it's hard to even know where to begin:

      1. The best IT people are NOT hard working. They are astoundingly LAZY. They write almost nothing and never look like they are doing anything. And yet their code is fast, clean, maintainable and they are always moving to the next project because the last one is in production and butter smooth. It's 100% impossible for an IT outsider to know who the good employees are.

      2. I've never been at a company that used any HR policy that even found good employees period. They SHOULD concentrate on what you accomplished and how much money it made or saved the company. Instead, they usually devolve into twisted popularity contests or seeing who is the most obsequious or who is the best meaningless rule-follower.

      3. I've never been at a company (that wasn't a consulting company) where they gave ANY value to IT workers period. Despite the fact that you are out-earning them 2:1 in some cases and that your IQ is 25-30 points higher than theirs, they treat you like you are some dumb plumber or auto mechanic that dropped out of high school and are overcharging them for fixing their car or something.

      4. Companies will spend a fortune to attract new talent and pay recruiters 10-15% for the privilege. But they have stupid rules in place that PREVENT them from EVER giving a 5% raise to an IT worker no matter how valuable they are. As such, they spend all their time re-training instead of retaining.

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    216. Re:Salaries by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you filled two roles there. Did you get 2 paychecks?

    217. Re:Salaries by zlives · · Score: 1

      i am willing to pay a penny for correcting "there for" to therefore.

    218. Re:Salaries by neros1x · · Score: 1

      Dead on. I've been looking for an IT job for a year but can't meet all the qualifications in probably 7 out of 10 postings. In the meantime, I've been keeping my resume current by subcontracting, but I hate having to be on call and not knowing when I'll have to work. IT people are starting to live like doctors.

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    219. Re:Salaries by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 1

      Undead corpses, the dangerous kind.

    220. Re:Salaries by PRMan · · Score: 1

      After I gave notice at my last job, my boss complained it was hard to replace me - and not because of a lack of applicants. In a nutshell, he said that all of the applicants either had zero relevant experience or they had great experience and tech skills but had absolutely no interpersonal skills. I've found that the ability to talk to non-technical people is more important to most hiring managers simply because they mistakenly think it's a lot easier to train someone to be technical than it is to train them to work with people.

      FTFY

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    221. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why they are having trouble finding anyone. It is also probably why the day of the company/employee loyalty relationship has largely disappeared.

      This. I have looked for jobs recently and the list of requirements is astounding. If you can't check every box you aren't considered. The thing is, in almost every IT job I have had I have had to do things I didn't know how to do. I sat down and read a bunch and then tested for a bit, and rolled out whatever it was. No one wants to train anymore, and yet they complain they can't find good candidates.

    222. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked for some of those smaller companies you mentioned, I cna definitely say they will import H1Bs instead of hiring Americans. The H1B will either work cheaper or is a friend of a friend of someone higher up and desires a fast track to US citizenship and gets paid way more than competent locals.

    223. Re:Salaries by erp_consultant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I've never been at a company (that wasn't a consulting company) where they gave ANY value to IT workers period" - That's why I went into consulting. Working in IT support puts you in a cost center in the eyes of senior management. In consulting I am a revenue generator. The difference is night and day in terms of how are you treated.

    224. Re:Salaries by neros1x · · Score: 1

      We should make it the beginning of the fiscal year. Somewhere in between throwing money around and dreaming up new ways to eke another dime out of a dollar, they'll realize how much they need us.

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    225. Re:Salaries by PRMan · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are 2 types of engineers that can't communicate.

      1. Ones that can't communicate with non-technical people. I can find a place for them.

      2. Ones that can't communicate with technical people either because they are total jerks. There is NO place for them.

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    226. Re:Salaries by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      I had to check the login, I thought my boss was posting on /. when I read it. They [good managers] are out there, just hard to find :)

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    227. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but IT is a technical field. You should be able to talk intelligently about technical subject matter. I find far too many people in IT aren't technical so they get put into a position between the technical people and the internal customer. There they have the luxury of not knowing anything about IT and the business and thus act as a knowledge buffer between the two. However, they really nice people.

    228. Re:Salaries by undeadbill · · Score: 1

      That is because the last person to leave did all of those jobs- which is why he or she left! The person also probably warned management they were being overworked, and the company is probably still in denial that they just tripled or quintupled their staff costs by losing that one person that they wouldn't give a small raise to. In a year or two, after being screwed by a couple of staffing agencies making vague assurances, there will probably be 3 to 5 reqs open, all paying above the median.

      Or the company will fail. Like I've told my management, and they understand to be true, "The day you replaced file folders for file servers is the day you went from a company that does X, to being an IT company that does X."

    229. Re:Salaries by ekimminau · · Score: 1

      OK, let me ballpark what "I" would expect for this role, since Im sure you probably also asked for CISSP and/or additional certifications with your requirements and I will assume you are looking for contract rather than full time employee.
      1) network operations back ground - this is $100K/$50.00 hour minimum requirement with 1-2 years experience. Add at least $10.00/hr for every additional year of experience
      2) minor software development - depending on languange and the definition of "minor" this could be $40-50.00/hour on its own. As an add-on, you are looking for software development experience in one or more languages on top of someone with network operations experience. These technology tracks are normally diametrically opposed. You should seperate out development requirements as a separate role. A Network operations and security guy isnt going to want to write code and I wouldnt want a code developer managing my network.
      3) A security clearance - this means they have either worked for the government, a government supplier or they are ex-military. They will know the value of a security clearance. Add $30.00/hr.
      4) strong network security (packet/protocol level) - Now we are talking EXPERIENCED Network operations personnel with knowledge of packet/protocol sniffers, firewalls, probably reverse proxies and security policies and best practices. +$50-75.00/hour.

      If you aren't looking to pay $125-150.00/hour for a contractor and $180-200K base salary for employee, you should now understand why you have had your role open for 6 months. If you still don't understand, don't expect to get anyone else willing to waste the time for your interviews for the next 6 months.
      My .02.

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    230. Re:Salaries by siufish · · Score: 1

      If the hidden-camera videos on youtube are accurate, the companies DON'T want to find U.S. workers, but instead collect resumes (per requirements of U.S. law) simply to throw them in the trash afterwards. Their real mission is to claim "we can't find any locals" to the Congress, so they can apply for temporary visas to import cheaper workers from overseas.

      I've heard this over and over again on this website and while I know it feels good to shift the blame to others, it might be a good idea to look at some real hard data. The latest report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) says the number of unemployed persons was 12.5 million in April. Compared that to 76,627 new H1B visas issued in 2010, I tend to believe that temporary visa workers are not a primary factor of U.S. unemployment.

    231. Re:Salaries by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Too many pieces to the logic for large organizations to understand.

    232. Re:Salaries by Keruo · · Score: 1

      If I'm laid off, my union salary kicks in and I get ~60% of my salary for 500 days.(where regular unemployment would be ~25-30%)
      Now if after say 3-5 months I'm called back to work, I can continue with my normal salary.

      If I would agree on a paycut instead, my salary would remain cut until I'd switch to another employer.

      I would never agree to a paycut personally.
      But thats probably different between countries, it works that way in Finland.

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    233. Re:Salaries by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

      My previous boss hated me. He tried to hide it, but we had some existential differences which couldn't be simply solved. As a result, he was looking to replace me for roughly a year - starting within weeks of me starting.

      I wasn't all that concerned, for a number of reasons:

      * I know I'm highly skilled.
      * I knew he wasn't offering enough for someone of my skill level
      * I knew he wasn't offering enough for someone with my experience
      * I knew he didn't understand the position requirements (not being from a technical background himself) and didn't have anyone to ask who did
      * He didn't think the job was worth what was required to get the talent (and he was wrong, judging by the events of the last several months)

      End result: I attempted for months to try to help him find my replacement, but by the time I left, he'd made no significant progress. We're talking about someone who thinks he can get a multirole senior linux/network administrator for around $60k with over a decade of experience and a college degree - in the SF Bay area.

      Talk about completely divorced from reality.

      As the maxim tends to be in IT, the idiots don't think you're doing anything if they don't see you running around with your head chopped off, putting out fires. Yet if things are running smoothly, you've got your thumbs stuck up your ass and aren't worth being paid what you are. The devil, as it were, is in the details: as a manager with hiring ability, you really need other people around who know what they're doing, and you need to listen to what they tell you. More often than not, this also means not doing what they say is a bad idea, despite how awesome you think it is as a manager.

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    234. Re:Salaries by PRMan · · Score: 2

      Wow. Those are low. Remind me not to move to Spokane...

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    235. Re:Salaries by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Random capitalization. Inability to use apostrophes correctly. Confusing "lose" and "loose". Run-on sentences. Got your money's worth out of your university's English courses, didn't you?

    236. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true on the programming side of things as well. They'll look for a java developer but want C, objective-c, perl, python, ruby, bash, windows power shell, oracle, db2, mysql postgres and some other damn thing.

      I actually went for a senior java role and the issue was that I didn't know python that well. The system I'd be interacting with was in python, but it wasn't what I was going to be doing. It was a REST architecture. I didn't need to know python to do it and i was more than willing.

      They insisted on giving me a python programming test. After cutting the time by 1/4 what they gave other applicants, I still managed to write the app on time. Still didn't get the position. I just wish they wouldn't waste my time. If you don't like me personally, I can deal with that. Just be honest rather than waste my time with a bs programming test.

    237. Re:Salaries by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Remember we are listening to the self reported behavior of a manager.

      They lie like other people breath.

      The truth may be that the GP is simply deluded.

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    238. Re:Salaries by ekimminau · · Score: 1

      I ask on the first phone interview, "how much is this paying." To hell with "etiquette" Stop wasting my time and yours.

      I literally get 3-5 recruiter calls and 20-30 recruiter emails DAILY. My first question to every one of them is "What is the maximum hourly rate/salary this role will support?" If the answer isn't at least 15-20% higher than what Im making now I wish them the best of luck in their search.

      Only after clearing this hurdle will I even start asking about where the role is, what they are looking for, travel, etc.

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    239. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words (and a comma): Fort Worth, Texas

      That is about what I make, and I am supporting a family of 4 (with #5 on the way). It is most definately possible, but you forego things like $100/mo cable TV, iPhones, eating out except to celebrate something. Is it easy? No, you have to be disciplined, but we're doing fine & $0 debt (other than our mortgage) - we even have sufficient savings for when life happens.

      Posting anon because my salary is my business

    240. Re:Salaries by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The flip side of this is that in many organizations, the "talk well" people get hired over technical people.

      That's a big part of why organizations see IT as a cost center. These idiots (the ones who talk well with other idiots and sound like they know what they're doing to the lay person) don't actually do anything.

      So, while they could hire one decent sysadmin for $100k, they instead are able to hire 2-3 "sysadmins" who are as useful as a box of cocks at a pony show. Nothing gets done, and everything costs more.

      Meanwhile, the competent people are searching for jobs (or possibly starting their own companies - why do you think there've been so many MSPs starting up over the past couple years?) and keep hearing "why would I pay you that when I can pay this guy half as much for the same thing?" Strangely, they do not lack such common sense when it comes to their choice of wine or scotch?

      The MBA, and the majority of the people who have gotten them in in the past 30 years, are the biggest problem with business in the US. It's what will ultimately destroy us as a country, unless people with an MBA are relegated to where they belong - positions with no discretionary power, no purchasing power, and little exposure to the things which do actually matter.

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    241. Re:Salaries by JSombra · · Score: 2

      This is the standard trite response. But it isn't that simple. Businesses can't just pay everyone arbitrarily high salaries and stay in business. Sometimes if a job can't be filled at a certain salary level, it is better to eliminate the position than to pay more.

      There is nothing arbitrary about it, it's basic supply and demand. If there's a skill shortage the price goes up. If it goes up enough supply will increase (people training for and moving to that sector) which will either stabilize or bring down prices again

      The problem is, these so called capitalists/free marketers don't like the market when it costs them and try to circumvent it, either by paying off politicians for tax cuts to make offshoreing more viable or by either abusing existing visa regulation so they can import cheap labor or once again paying off politicians to change the regulations to suit themselves

      Which in turn reduces prices locally, which means less people enter the market, which starts to once again generate a skills shortage, but instead of market forces being allowed to play out, for the capitalists it's back once again to the politicians with money in hand

      Down the road we are going there will soon be no one left locally with the skills because they have been undercut so much that they will better off working at McDonald's flipping burgers

    242. Re:Salaries by PRMan · · Score: 1

      The very first question I ask a recruiter or look for on a job posting is a salary expectation. When I look for a job, I know what I'm going to get. If you aren't telling me ahead of time because you are trying to low-ball me after wasting my time, you will never see me in your interview. THIS is why you never get anyone good. Because good people don't waste time on jobs without a salary expectation upfront.

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    243. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really, absolutely needed someone to fill that job, you could have hired a less-qualified person and paid for them to get training in the skills you needed. But that costs money and most businesses aren't in a place where they really, absolutely need more people. Instead, they're getting by with the people they have, as you have for six months.

    244. Re:Salaries by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      Back in 1991 knowing anything about computers was a much harder to find skill than today though. We churn out a few hundred graduates a year who can do basic unix stuff from the local college.

      That drives the price down a lot.

    245. Re:Salaries by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      In your vision of a "free market," what would prevent large players from buying legislation?

    246. Re:Salaries by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      I note you're not willing to pay for the security clearance process yourself.

    247. Re:Salaries by Fitch · · Score: 0

      You can train people skills too: you sit your problem employee down and tell him exactly what your expectations for personal behavior are, and what you need him to do differently. You be specific about what behavior is inappropriate or problematic, and tell him what you need him to do differently. If you start seeing changes in the right direction, you encourage it by telling him what he did right.

      Are these encouragements in a monetary form? If not, the process of "sitting him down" has already alienated him, and he resents you.

      I appreciate the role interpersonal skills plays in an office environment. All things considered, love me or hate me, they know it would take three such "socially acceptable" creatures to take my place. Given the choice, the bean counters would rather live with my "Asperger's".

    248. Re:Salaries by eflester · · Score: 1

      You guys should have stuck to selling books.

    249. Re:Salaries by vlm · · Score: 1

      Well there you go. I've always wanted the chance to "fix" a broken HR job description and here I try my best.

      Take out the operations center verbage and you've got a shot. That makes it sound like the candidate will be doing frontline end user support and first responder to infrastructure emergencies (unless... they are doing that?). Network operations background means you pull cat-5 and reboot routers. Network operations background means you WILL do work shift work, although in detail you say the candidate does not.

      How many people who can do "software dev" work are going to like on call? I do not and I don't know many who tolerate that. There's a difference between "on call" aka the heavens above open and rain down on me by procedure, and "if there's an emergency while I'm not at work my boss can call and I'll move heaven and earth to help fix it... once in a while".

      Then again you're asking for a one year noob dev. I remember being a one year noob dev around age 8 and I'd be terrified to release myself at that level upon the world with how little I knew then. Maybe you want more? It takes a year to know language syntax, you don't even know all/most of the idioms to say nothing of internalizing design patterns. Maybe on a lucky day a one year noob could find and debug something simple, maybe with some help?

      My experience over the years is operations and dev don't really work. You can try, but dev can't be done when the phone rings randomly. Can't concentrate. Should I be working calls or refactoring this subroutine? Do I have 30 minutes to deeply concentrate on this bug or will the %^&$ phone ring while I'm thinking? It just doesn't work together. Its like mixing the front and back end personnel in a restaurant, or mixing auto mechanics and salesweasels at a dealership.

      Also there are not many network security software devs out there. Not much security software means not many devs. Now if you spec software devs also holding a CISSP... or software devs who worked in an extremely security conscious and/or high reliability industry... But if you specifically demand "the guy who wrote iptables" or "the guy who wrote McAffe" or "the guy who wrote sonicwall" thats a mighty small talent pool. What makes it worse is that dev also had to work linux servers in the DoD, perhaps as a moonlighter. On the other hand they only need a years experience so they probably don't know anything about secure programming anyway. Figure out if you want a super specialized wizard or sorcerers apprentice noob. One year is barely enough to figure out what you're supposed to do, much less how to do it right. And some languages are more ... suited to secure authoring than others, so a year of C is probably worse than a year of Perl.

      Your education spec is totally wrong. You spec a CS degree but ask for a guy who mostly runs routers. OK well my CS degree was mostly about big O notation, I took a nice systems analysis class, I could bore you to death with database Codd Normal Forms, we could talk all about automata theory.. at least in my CS classes we did no router or server stuff at all. I could use my CS degree to talk about the fundamental design of the state machine in when setting up a BGP connection, or writing a spanning tree protocol that has decent big O notation scalability. But I think you want a IT or MIS degree.

      The DoD network thing has to go, too, unless its just a proxy for "not an idiot" or "good at following orders" or "has a sec clearance". Or is there something terribly special about the DoD network, like you're running everything written in ADA. Or its a contractor position for the DoD on their net and they only hire from within (so looking at clause in paragraph above, you need a DoD guy who moonlighted at McAffe (ugh ugh just give it up)) Running servers out on the public internet results in more attacks, but they aren't as focused as attacks on the DoD. I assume thats what you want?

      Also a common failure is not specifying wh

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    250. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The smaller companies can contract out to a scumbag consultant to advise them on the H1B process.

    251. Re:Salaries by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking you should probably stop working for shitty companies. It'll improve your outlook on life!

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    252. Re:Salaries by DaveGod · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't resent people with MBAs; they perform an important role in understanding business -- especially finance and accounting.

      As an accountant I can confirm "MBAs" don't know shit about finance and accounting.

      MBAs were created because people highly skilled in one thing eventually get promoted into upper management, which requires a whole new bunch of skills and knowledge which they've never needed to learn before because it was never relevant before. It's a very broad, but very short course where the intention is to teach just about enough for them to get the gist when someone competent in a particular field (e.g. the senior accountant or head of marketing) is talking about things in the board meeting. This means they get taught at a very high (i.e. strategic) level and not fundamental basics.

      The problem is that the arrogant ones then think they've got the super-smarts and try to "get creative" with something when they have no grasp of the fundamental concept. Seriously, some of these guys think they have a much better idea about specialist areas after a couple of weeks on an MBA course than guys who have a decade of higher+ learning and decades of direct experience.

      What you want an MBA for is the newly-promoted director of engineering who's been an engineer all his life, knows everything about engineering and just needs a crash-course on the crap the other guys are talking about in the board meetings.

    253. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel your pain. Few things irritate me more than having some bimbotic recruiter, who doesn't know technology from a hole in the ground (one guy cheerfully admitted it) telling me I have to make my resume more "eye-popping"--which in their little minds consists of adding info that us IT types know is redundant. Adding "object-oriented" to a list of skills including Java is the classic example. I felt like putting JAVA, in ever-increasing font size, throughout my resume.

    254. Re:Salaries by Surt · · Score: 1

      No, we have software developer positions that pay enough (I have one of them, it pays enough, and competitively), but we have chronic openings that take months to fill. We get a couple of US-based applicants per month, usually unqualified. The rest are mostly Chinese and Indian immigrants (also frequently unqualified).

      To put it another way: we have almost 100% acceptance on our offers, and too rarely someone to make them to.

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    255. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter how brilliant you are if no one is willing to work with you or you cannot communicate your brilliance to others.

      It doesn't matter how brilliant your interpersonal skills are if no one is willing to work with because you can't do the actual job.

      Communication skills are overrated - sure you need some skills but the moment they are given more emphasis than the actual technical skill then that company is likely about to go under. I've seen several such companies.

    256. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      You note wrongly. If I could expect to get someone through the clearance process in two months, the requirement would read "clearable" instead of "cleared."

      I'm told it currently takes about 12 months to go from zero to TS for someone with a clean background. Money I have. 12 months I don't.

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    257. Re:Salaries by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If an employee contributes substantively to the bottom line the firm values them substantively.

      A rational firm (or one run by rational people) might.

      Those are pretty rare.

      In practice the ability to blame subordinates & peers while telling superiors what they want to hear are what counts.

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    258. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Companies will spend a fortune to attract new talent and pay recruiters 10-15% for the privilege"

      Once, I went on an interview set up by a recruiter. Afterwards, the recruiter sent the prospective invoice to the client by email, but made two mistakes: first, she cc'd me, and second she left in the agency rate, which was my rate plus a 100% markup. This was how I found out why I wasn't getting hired.

    259. Re:Salaries by s.petry · · Score: 1

      While I agree with a few of your points there is a problem. Metrics are nearly impossible to apply to IT people. This is not a problem with IT mind you, but rather the demands from MBAs that everything on a graph is true, and if it can not be graphed it must be useless information.

      Let me give you the easiest and most common issue: Database crashes, and Financials come to a halt. Nothing is going in or coming out, which means money is being lost.

      IT Joe races in from home at 7PM and spends until 4 AM working. What he finds are 2 failed drives that are killing performance, database panicked and started dumping. IT Joe replaces the drives, sync's the volumes back up, makes sure the transactions are spooling. He calls the DBA team, makes sure things are back up and running, then emails the boss to explain what happened.

      Is IT Joe rewarded in any way? The answer you will find is a resounding "hell no!". IT Joe should have had a system that prevented this type of thing from happening. Even though management demanded that he cut corners building the RAID device to save a buck against his advice, and of course drive failures are considered unavoidable catastrophes.

      Now, what do we see on the graphic for the monthly down time report? Database down for 3 hours in a big red bar. There is no green, so of course IT is not doing their job right? This is the presentation in a nutshell

      One more quick example, I often write scripts to do things like validate users, report activity and disk use, etc.. Those reports are used by other people to make all kinds of decisions. It is never seen as "hey, that's great stuff and you saved us money!" but rather seen as "it's your systems, you should know all of this stuff without the reports.".

      Logically, it's a broken system. There are virtually no methods of graphing real work for IT people, and no way to place dollars on their work. Currently, the system rewards Sales people that bring in new money, and management that lays off people to save a few bucks in the short term. Business people sometimes get some of those benefits because their graphs were used to make the decision or show the sales numbers.

      . Oh, and one more quick example. When MBA Schleppy McSchmuckSchmuck deletes their own files, it's always those stupid IT peoples fault. I have heard that more often than I can count. "Your system let me do something I should not have done, your system is broken."

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    260. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your salary is based on the Supply of available workers and the Demand for that type of work. (which under this condition would show that IT workers should be paying a lot more)

      Emphasis mine. I perceive this to be a Freudian slip. But, it reinforces the OP's assertion. Thanks for that.

    261. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Corporations have started believing in the delusion that experienced people will just materialize out of nowhere. The MBAs have completely failed to grasp that the collective must share the burden of providing the experience, as a collective.

      Everybody is trying to get a free lunch and only recruit the already-proven senior experienced women.

      Guess what, there are no...

    262. Re:Salaries by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Your point is what? It's not impossible to have both.

      Shit, I thought you wrote like a 'dromie, but your comprehension skills are even worse.

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    263. Re:Salaries by i286NiNJA · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We use the term MBA to refer to all the PHB types who have given us headaches over the years but we deserve to be frustrated. Hard work and good performance often goes barely noticed, when you burn out, that's noticed and most IT workers that "self motivate" have no problem self motivating to burnout, I'll do anything you ask without complaint but don't assume that meant it was easy. Also I think we resent getting pushed around by business types who make more than we do and didn't have to work as hard to do it.

      The notion of us competing with our cheaper alternatives is also a source of frustration. Management usually doesn't know they're doing it wrong, they don't listen to IT, the sky doesn't fall right away and they assume that everything went ok. Make a mental note that second guessing the geeks in IT renders good results.

      I like the term technological debt, you get it working cheap today and then pay for it later. Want a project done quick? It already works? Good roll it out we have to move on! The long term cost of dealing with poor documentation or imperfect implementation comes back when your code has you vendor locked into some insanely expensive piece of outdated technology because your code isn't documented well enough to port (Most of today's midrange mainframe users paying 10x to IBM what they would pay for normal enterprise quality hardware).
      Also pile enough of these projects on each other and you pretty much spend all your time fixing this stuff, eventually everything will slow down. This is normal most material on the software development lifecycle states you'll spend most of your time fixing code you've already written.
      Same goes for programmers, if you're a slouch just make everything you write unreadable to anyone else, don't document, save time and look good. Then in a few years start pushing your weight around and slow down, boss couldn't fire you if he wanted to.
      Security issues?
      Do it quick and wrong to start with, get hacked later (The current problem with Chinese hackers in american systems does well to make my point here, also lulzsec who turned out to be relatively unskilled) I've worked at some large businesses with super trivial security problems, I don't want to go into too much detail but told my boss, the CEO, and the CIO how our customer database and credit card information and pricing could get stolen with attacks I could expect a bright high schooler to be capable of, I was just the paranoid guy. It wasn't like we hadn't been hacked ever either. All of this could have been fixed with a go ahead from my boss (who had a problem with ideas that weren't his, normally it just meant helping him have an "idea" but if the details were beyond his technical scope, forget it) and a week of uninterrupted time to fix it all.

      Loss of confidentiality was completely acceptable, loss of integrity was almost completely acceptable, loss of availability was totally unacceptable particularly for exchange, web browsing, and the database. In that order, pretty much the same order problems would become apparent to upper management, the last only being understood because obviously losing all our records would be undeniably fatal to our enterprise. Though even then when we started running out of space and sent the bill through the company the CEO himself showed up at the door upset we were spending thousands for a few terrabytes of storage, a week to ship, and two days to get it installed when he could get 1tb for like $100 at the store and install it in seconds. I can understand the question, interesting answer actually, but for him to actually believe that we would be capable of being so blatantly lazy and wasteful kind of hurt, he really expected he was about to uncover a massive pile of waste and abuse (We had produced plenty of metrics indicating we operated at a fraction of the cost with a fraction of the people compared to other enterprises of our size or technological dependence, we could have even been much cheaper if it weren't for a handful of poor dec

    264. Re:Salaries by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I was going to say, "Damn! You need 46k/yr for a $600/mo house and $350/mo car? Who does your budget, Congress???"

      Then I saw that you mentioned "kid costs."

      Incredulity retracted, and I feel for your suffering.

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    265. Re:Salaries by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      In rural areas maybe, I am midwest and would need to see that amount doubled to consider it.

      rural and small-towns-that-think-they're-cities, yes.

      Actual cities, not so much.

      Guess which category my residence falls in :P

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    266. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also doesn't hurt that they're either entirely unwilling or unable to set up any sort of decent training program. As a Java Developer, I've been positioned to work in C++ or C# - they're not sure yet - and have assigned as my 'mentor' someone who is just too much of a flake to finish his own sentence. I'm not kidding. He just drifts off and gets distracted midway through and forgets to finish. Constantly. I used to ask for clarification along the lines of "What the hell are you saying", especially when he couldn't be bothered to parse that, say, C++ and C# mean two different things, or that Eclipse/MyEclipse for Spring were two different IDEs that his own team was using for two different purposes....

      99% of companies I see have their internal structure wrecked to the point of being borderline unable to integrate new people into their teams. Whether it's on the IT side or the development side. Get some CTOs that understand the sharp end already, or at least understand that they don't understand it.

    267. Re:Salaries by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To me the sad part is instead of the free market working as intended, which would be to raise salaries and lower worker abuse instead they'll just drag some poor bastards in from India that they can work like dogs and treat like dogshit.

      I have NEVER in my life seen ANY branch of a corporation treated with such hatred and contempt as I've seen IT treated. they act like they are nothing but glorified Geek Squad workers and give them less respect than a checkout girl at the local Wally World. EVERY need for resources is treated as a waste, EVERY need for action treated as an undue expense, EVERY suggestion treated like its coming from the mouth of a retard, I wouldn't take that fucking job again for all the tea in China!

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    268. Re:Salaries by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      but can't meet all the qualifications in probably 7 out of 10 postings.

      Which is the one that trips you up? Don't have a time machine so you can have ten years experience in something that's only existed for five? No good at playing the piano? Wrong zodiac sign? Not fluent in Estonian & Maltese?

      I actually saw the last one a while back. I was joking to my dad that there's probably nobody at all who meets that requirement. He reckoned that there are two, and one is the Maltese ambassador in Tallinn.

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    269. Re:Salaries by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2

      I've seen this failure to connect entirely too often. Candidates get rejected for the damnedest reasons. Not having the word "configured" is classic. Trivia contests are another. Another is the widespread thinking that after only 6 months of unemployment, your skills have rotted. You're stale. Some of the nonsense reasons are actually pretexts, so they can claim they comply with EEOC requirements. I've seen job postings put up just for that. They had no intention of hiring anyone who responded. You'd think employers don't have resources or time to waste on such exercises in dishonesty.

      Then when they really do need someone, employers complain they can't find anyone after they've buggered the hiring system.

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    270. Re:Salaries by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Too much work. Too few people. Couple weak skill areas. Hiring the right person for this position would greatly reduce the whole team's stress level, would make the project run more smoothly and since we're paid by the hour would make us more money.

      Uh, ok, but that still doesn't explain how not having anyone to do that job is somehow less detrimental to the workflow than having someone who is qualified, just not as much as you would like...

      Personally, I think you're being too selective. Just split the duties and hire 2 people instead - finding a good network guy and a good programmer w/ security clearance is going to be far easier (and likely more cost effective) than trying to find a good networking guy who is also a programmer and has security clearance.

      My other suggestion would be to drop the 'programming' requirement. I can tell you, most good to excellent network technicians, especially ones with a security focus, tend to know approximately dick when it comes to actual software programming. Scripting, well, sure, but if you need someone well versed in, say C++ or Java, you're not going to find them in the networking classrooms.

      Of course, that's purely anecdotal, based on my experiences as a network technician/administrator who happens to have a strong security focus... but hey, what would I know?

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    271. Re:Salaries by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      And, if you live in or near Chicago, you don't even have to have strings on your guitar - people will still throw money in your cup.

      I remember this one dude who camped out at a particular corner. He had maybe three strings on his guitar. I wanted to buy a pack of strings for him, but then I figured, "Why bother?" He's obviously doing well enough with his three-string chords.

    272. Re:Salaries by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Nope, but I did get a ton of cake. One of the advantages of working in an office of mostly women.

    273. Re:Salaries by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I'd be on board with this if I didn't so often see middle and upper management call "IT" a money-sink.

      Oh, this line shows how far out of step you are with current management thought! The proper phrases are "cost center" or "outsourcing opportunity".

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    274. Re:Salaries by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      Move west, young man!

      Seriously, though, Seattle needs programmers and is perfectly willing to pay for them.

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    275. Re:Salaries by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1

      If that's 3 jobs, then you're going to have 3 bored people working 15 hours a week. Or you can hire one decent web developer, and maybe a hire a graphic design company to outsource some of the bigger graphics jobs. If you hire a web developer, he should be able to handle javascript, server side code, and at least some basic SQL querying. Otherwise, you have a useless developer.

    276. Re:Salaries by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      Would you like a printer with that?

    277. Re:Salaries by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. It's why I'm leaving my current job. They want to give me 2.5% raises every year, and I can get a 50% jump in salary by leaving.

      No one should plan on staying at a company for more than 3 years any more. It's not worth it.

    278. Re:Salaries by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      While interpersonal skills are important, in many jobs I've had there is WAY too much emphasis put on them.

      That's because, by virtue of being largely subjective, they're a convenient euphemism for "supports the same sports team as me" and/or "has an awesome butt".

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    279. Re:Salaries by joshio · · Score: 1

      I was just short of getting that raise that would take me into the 6-figure range, but I was tired of working 60 hour work weeks. I took a job with a 15% pay cut for a 4-day work week. However, I do get bonuses here, so it didn't end up being nearly that much. Best move I've ever made in my life. The Health Insurance is a little disappointing, but it's not the worst I've heard of either. Plus, it's a great place to work - I actually feel appreciated for the first time in my working career, which is pretty amazing.

      However, there don't seem to be a lot of candidates out there who are willing to make that kind of change - for most, it's all about the money.

      And if I could get $20k per year just to wear a neck tie, I'd totally do it.

    280. Re:Salaries by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      I've seen my own share of job postings where it is clear the job will be a nightmare just by the way they word it.

      I saw one job advertised in Brussels for someone who knew COBOL85, spoke English, French and preferably Flemish. Now, THAT will be a small sub-group of a small starting group. Where's the Venn diagram generator....

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    281. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong again. What you meant to say was:

      "Impossible. As every business manager knows, there are no low salaries, only lazy workers."

      It's not MBAs who are running these companies.

    282. Re:Salaries by turbidostato · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The MBA classes do teach that the higher you pay a person the harder they will work (not the opposite)"

      Good story. It's only it fails to explain why -oh why, there's a "... Forty-nine percent of U.S. companies having a hard time filling what workforce management firm ManpowerGroup calls mission-critical positions within their organizations. IT staff" on a country that just a decade ago had a surplus on such roles.

      The MBA classes might teach whatever they (say) want. Quite a different issue is what their students learn... which basically ends up being "let's cry the government so we can get some more H1Bs on the cheap, get this quarter numbers fit and so get our bonuses and the hell with anything else".

    283. Re:Salaries by prowler1 · · Score: 1

      But your missing the point. Departments like sales are revenue producing whereas all the IT based departments cost the company money to run with no return in investment so what you are asking for is just not practical. You also need to show more loyalty to the company in these difficult times.

    284. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try looking in Texas. Seriously, various firms in San Antonio are hiring like mad.

    285. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got a chuckle when I thought of an MBA running a company.

    286. Re:Salaries by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Nope. MBAs are running the companies. It's rule by con artists who pretend to know more than economists, engineers, sociologists and politicians. They are creating a world without a functioning middle class - a feature, not a bug.

    287. Re:Salaries by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Loss of confidentiality was completely acceptable, loss of integrity was almost completely acceptable"

      Look at the real world: what's the price tag to that? (hint: nil).

      "Loss of availability was totally unacceptable particularly for exchange, web browsing, and the database."

      Look at the real world: what's the price tag to that? (hint: measure that in that manager's dollars. High).

      So what's surprising about the latter being higher up than the former on that manager's account?

    288. Re:Salaries by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Worked fine for them the last 25 years. No doubt a raise in the number of H1B visa/indentured servants permitted into the US is on the table soon.

    289. Re:Salaries by turbidostato · · Score: 2

      "Simple solution to get management to understand the value of IT have a no IT day. One day, no email, internet, IP phone etc. They'll come back crying before lunch time."

      If that's the outcome you certainly deserve to be fired on the spot.

      Which happens to be part of the problem. I consider myself to be, Dunningâ"Kruger notwithstanding, quite good at what I do, and therefore I know for certain that me going on strike would be a moot exercise: all the systems just would go humble-mumble for as long as the strike held. Certainly no new classes of services would get deployed, certainly in case of a bad luck strike something would fail (but even then, it would take two or three bad luck strikes in a raw for really critical systems to surrender) but day to day business just would go well along.

      I wouldn't be a good professional otherwise but then, it is terribly difficult to look worthy to some kinds of PHBs working that way.

    290. Re:Salaries by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      The thing about H1B; it's not necessarily cheaper to hire them. What they represent is a workforce that can't complain about salary, can't leave your employ, can't offend you in any way - or the hard work is wasted, you can sack them, and they are instantly deported. Hot diggety, you've got indentured servants! No-lip super service with a smile. A gentile sort of slavery, without the actual chains.

    291. Re:Salaries by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      I hear ya. Even behind our corporate firewall, our security guys took a few of our Solaris systems off the VLAN because they had "unpatched security holes." Never mind that these build systems have to match the systems delivered to the customers so that we can't patch these systems - again, internal, behind the FW, not outward-facing systems - because that would mean we'd have to patch the delivered systems, which would require a full round of verification and validation testing, and management doesn't want to do that, yada yada.

    292. Re:Salaries by turbidostato · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I've seen so many companies not think about this fact, and only consider IT a cost center."

      Even with that only, IT would be quite well considered. After all, who would want to return to the productivity of a company-without-computers even for a second?

      But I'll tell you a secret. IT can do much more for the company if allowed. A glaring example: what does(did) Amazon? Amazon did sell books on-line. Now take your typical MBA: "a company must focus on its core competencies" I almost can hear. Well, Amazon's core competencies were certainly not maintaining hugh datacenters, so that task should have been subcontracted, shouldn't it, you out-of-the-mill Mr MBA?

      Well, Bezos had a different idea... and a uber-fast growing now multi-billion bussiness out of those datacenters... along with a buoyant business selling those (now not only) books on-line because of his top-notch datacenter management abilities.

      That's IT.

    293. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...they treat you like you are some dumb plumber or auto mechanic that dropped out of high school and are overcharging them for fixing their car or something."

      Man, this comment hit home. I was an IT director with a small software company, which means I did pretty much everything IT-related. One day, as I was struggling with a problem one of our sales people had created on his laptop, our CEO came by and noticed my furrowed brow. I don't recall exactly what our conversation was, but he smugly ended it with, "Well that's what you get for picking a mechanic's profession."

      Really?? A mechanic's profession?? Is that how they view us? I have a bachelors degree and two masters degrees (MBA and MS in information systems). And I've been working with computers since the Apple ][ days, which translates into decades of experience. I built a solid IT infrastructure for that company, optimized sales processes with technology, and rolled out analytical tools that let sales and management get deeper insights into the company's revenue and sales productivity. All of which helped the company dramatically increase revenues. And all I am is a mechanic??

      Anyway, I'm now in IT consulting and, as others have pointed out, am generating revenue. MUCH different in terms of respect (and pay).

    294. Re:Salaries by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "What you want an MBA for is the newly-promoted director of engineering who's been an engineer all his life, knows everything about engineering and just needs a crash-course on the crap the other guys are talking about in the board meetings."

      100% on this.

      The problem is not the MBA guys themselves -an experienced professional that *then* gets an MBA is a very good asset at any company, the problem is the twenty-something MBA guys that start climbing the ladder without any real-world experience in any real-world position that, because of their lack of experience are ready to drink the "we are the master class" MBA kool-aid.

    295. Re:Salaries by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "which only worked because I could break down technical issues for the non-technical people and I could understand them when they talked about thingies and whatchamacallits."

      Which is all good and great but then it begs the question: why the CEO has no problems with the CFO when he starts talking about those damn double entry book-keepings or the need to sustain a healty maneouver found, or when the COO talks about the risk on breaking a stock line or the advantages of a six-sigma approach to production and then it's the "IT guy" problem when the same CEO doesn't give a damn about how, say, the IT technical debt is going to negatively impact the bottom line?

    296. Re:Salaries by captjc · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. I am a recent grad with a BS in Computer Engineering. The "entry level" jobs seem to want experience with like 6 or 7 different programming languages, intimate knowledge of a few esoteric PLCs and demonstrable skills with a plethora of various specific applications as hard requirements.

      How can you get experience when the entry level requirements seem like a resume of someone with 7+ years experience?

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    297. Re:Salaries by dbIII · · Score: 1

      First, the IT people trend heavily to being introverts and poor people skills in general. So they are pretty much ineffective when it comes to recruiting talent.

      That could be rephrased as "don't have the political skills to do an end run around HR". When you've got a large place where HR does it's real work in bursts and spends the rest of the time building and reinforcing a little empire there's not much a small department can do about them. I've worked in places like that and I'm very happy now that I'm in a place where HR is only two people with well defined tasks to do when there is no hiring occurring - they have no time to play stupid office politics games that you see in places with large HR departments.

    298. Re:Salaries by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Specs? You get specs? We have to build our apps on heresy, lucky dog. "Specs are for wimps" says the PHB.

    299. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two types of engineers that can't communicate AND NO OTHER TYPES. THAT IS FINAL.

    300. Re:Salaries by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I explained that what I had listed includes "configuration", but he refused to send the customer my resume until I added "configured" to the sentence.

      The work world is all about posturing, the superficial, and "managing" the opinions of the technically-clueless. It won't stop after you are hired. Welcome to the Real World.

    301. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good in theory. The problem is putting it into practice.

      Workers are always a cost center. When things are running smoothly the company will still move to reduce costs. When things are getting a little rough they company will still try to reduce costs. A very visible cost is the salary of the workers responsible for the smooth working condition of the company or those who are working to make things smooth. When things are going well they look like they aren't doing anything NOW so they have to go. When things are rough the are viewed as the cause rather than part of the solution. (I understand and agree that sometimes workers are not pulling their weight and they should be let go. But sometimes the company is just in the mood to cut costs regardless of competence.) When one of them is laid off the others see that as a signal that the company is "out to get them" and either quit or, at the very least, start looking around. They also tell their friends (those who are looking for jobs) that the company is no longer a good place to work. So, the company has a hard time hiring new people for critical jobs.

      How do I know this? Experience. I was one the first ones laid off from my group during a downsizing. (I didn't hold it against the company. It was just a business decision and I could see how the company could justify it. I was high paid. I wasn't thrilled but took it in stride and decided to take a little break, live off my nearly seven months worth of severance pay, and just enjoy myself for a while.) However, other members of my department took it as a warning because they thought I was doing a pretty good job. Within a few weeks the other five members of my team, including my manager, had all quit and taken other employment. The company was scrambling to find workers to fill the positions, but guess what! No skilled workers wanted the job because they understood what had happened. The company was forced to hire entry level people then hire some very expensive consultants to train them. (In fairness, I should point out that I entered the field of consulting when the new manager called up to ask if I could "help train the new guy" at a rate significantly higher than what I had been making.)

      In addition, companies who have outsourced or moved a significant amount of work overseas, even to their own subsidiaries, have signaled the workforce that US jobs are not secure. Why would a worker want to even start working for a company like that? Those entering technical fields are not stupid. Why train for an area that is being moved offshore when becoming a dentist will provide more security. (Dentist example chosen at random. Choose your own example of a field which is more stable than your current one.) So, those entering school begin to choose other professions. Eventually companies notice that they are having a hard time hiring and wonder why.

    302. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously???? This is insightful?

      I don't know the poster, but I would guess:
      1) Who have a giant ego
      2) Your code sucks and you don't know it
      3) You have a hard time working with others

      Good workers are certainly efficient, but not lazy. All the people that I've worked with that are good but lazy aren't half as good as they could be and think they are twice as good as they are.

      Your mileage may vary and I have probably misjudged you, but your post comes across as poor rationalization of why you aren't valued in the organizations you have worked with.

    303. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It gets rougher as you get older. I'm going everything I can to get out of this line of work. Being older helps speed up that process, but I can't say it's been fun.

    304. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then they get someone who will lie claiming 5yrs experience with a two year old technology, et cetera.

    305. Re:Salaries by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      There are also plenty of people on H1-B who come to work, and eventually stay.

      (H1-B is a "dual intent" visa with respect to intent to immigrate for a reason)

    306. Re:Salaries by 6ULDV8 · · Score: 1

      Also, remember, the techs might value shiny objects more than recognition or a salary bump.

      I disagree here. Give me a fair wage and I can buy my own shiny objects. I've got a collection of trophies from work, as well as a new TV last Christmas and last month, a new MacBook Pro with a thank you card. I appreciate the effort, but a salary increase would allow me to improve my life in ways I deem appropriate.

      I worked at a place once, where what I needed and wanted was a multiple large monitor setup, and an office with a door, both would have cost the company an extra $3k a year. I didn't get that, what I got was an $8K raise, which my wife spent. (and it's against the company rules for me to buy my own hardware and bring it in, or to squat in an empty office)

      Your wife spent that $8k with your passive help. You could have worked with her and helped build a plan on how to spend or invest it. Instead, you let her use her own discretion. Ideally, husband & wife should are a team. I realize that isn't a universal standard, but it should be.

      I worked in an office where I had no door too. The executive reason for not allowing that came down to the simple thought, "if I give you a door, you'll just close it." That was very much the reason I wanted it in the first place. I didn't need or want the casual distraction of people popping in because they were too lazy to document their problem before presenting it to me. I had enough to do without constant interruption from people who couldn't describe a problem to solve.

      Now, I'm a nomad. I have no office unless I work from home. I'm thankful that my current employer encourages that. It saves them money and the only distractions I have are the dogs, but at least the dogs don't complain when I work in my underwear.

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    307. Re:Salaries by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Even if it is true that the H1B system has been bought by business, it seems to me that it's still a market dynamic. In the end, they can't force anyone to leave India, or China, or any of those places and come over here. It seems to me that if anything, the fact that there is an H1B system, and immigration system at all, is actually a barrier to trade which overvalues American talent versus equivalent talent from other places. /quote.

      It doesn't overvalue American talent. Rather, it undervalues the achievements of American (or rather Western) culture and the associated quality of life benefits. The reason why Americans get so much on average is not the least because things are more expensive on average. And that, in turn, is partly due to taxes, partly due to relatively low corruption, and partly due to various laws protecting environment, workers etc. When you drop trade barriers, it's not just talent that competes - indeed, it's mostly not talent - but it's also all those (expensive!) laws and achievements vs the lack of them in the third world.

      Note, however, that this only applies to temporary workers - i.e. those who come to US to earn good money to then retire in their own country. The can afford working for less because their cost of living is only higher for the duration while they're working. On the other hand, those who come to work to stay and become citizens themselves, cannot compete on lower costs. So if you want equalization of talent without losing the quality of life, discourage temporary work visas, but encourage skilled immigration - for example, make it harder to extend H1-B, but reduce the waiting period for citizenship (currently 1-2 years from H1-B to green card and 5 more years from there to citizenship).

    308. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've never been at a company (that wasn't a consulting company) where they gave ANY value to IT workers period"

      Errr ... Google? Amazon? Microsoft? Apple?

    309. Re:Salaries by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I don't want a good networking technician. I don't have enough work for a good networking technician. I want a good generalist with a background in networking and network security. Him I have work for.

      As for programmers, I have plenty of good ones and I haven't been tasked with finding more. I'm looking for a generalist, not a heads-down programmer.

      Scripting passes my test for a phone interview. If you can tell me why you're the right guy for the job on the phone, you get an in-person interview regardless of any checkboxes on my list. I'll ask you some questions that require a deep knowledge of TCP/IP. Neither programming nor operations per se, but about how the protocol itself works when you poke at it in various ways. If your path has led you to the answers, I won't be particular about how you got there.

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    310. Re:Salaries by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Amazon is a POOR example. For one thing, what they wanted didn't really exist. Where do people go today, that need a datacenter? They go to Amazon, or Google. Back then, where would Amazon go?
      Amazon created a fine datacenter, and now that is one of their core competencies.
      Of course I wish they would pay attention to that MBA and concentrate on its original "core competency" which is selling product. While they may have focused on the supply chain aspect, the user interface (the whole BUYING something) is sorely neglected. It isn't as bad as Apple's app store, but the experience is fairly poor.

    311. Re:Salaries by MikeKD · · Score: 1

      Remember, though, corporations are people.

    312. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. He shouldn't have paid a dime for those skills - he should have just paid attention in fucking junior high English!

    313. Re:Salaries by a90Tj2P7 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never worked in the clearance field.

      Claiming that has any relevance to my point isn't just a logical fallacy, but it's a baseless assumption that happens to be incorrect.

      Up to your fun little anecdote, you were just elaborating on my point. Having clearance has nothing to do with whether or not you're qualified for your job, it just means that (1) you have a job that requires clearance and (2) you passed the background check. There's no doubt in my mind that there are unqualified people who happen to work in jobs that require/provide security clearance, just like there are in jobs that don't. Maybe I should have just said the obligatory "correlation does not equal causation" instead of making an analogy? Maybe it should have been about cars? "That's like saying 95% of the people who have blue cars are completely unqualified".

    314. Re:Salaries by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

      Think it's time to conduct a test for /.

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    315. Re:Salaries by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

      As an independent I can charge 60/hr until the cows come home and never run out of clients and they think that's cheap, of course this is bypassing the greedy horrible recruiters.

    316. Re:Salaries by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      Apparently they fail to understand basic economics. If the supply is low and the demand is high, the cost is going to go up, no matter how much you would like it to stay low. If you do not want to pay the salary for a full time IT person, there are plenty of consultants that would love to work for 3x+ the pay per hour over a smaller time period.

      I do find it odd, though, that in an age where the average CEO salary is around 3 full orders of magnitude greater than your average worker that it is so difficult to pay a fair wage for an IT guy.

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    317. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies pay for the job/work. They do not pay the person, nor do they pay a person his "value". If your skill demand a higher salary than the job you hold, then you need a new job.

    318. Re:Salaries by bsdewhurst · · Score: 1
      I graduated abut the same time as you and I saw al the same types of job ads (just in a different country so don't think it is only the US like this). My personal favourite was "requires 5 years experience with Windows 2000" (in 2003), my friend claimed to meet this as he had been using 80 hours a week for 2.5 years.

      I finally got a job at a place that didn't expect graduates to have 2+ years experience in a program that company wrote in house (another job ad that I saw). Interestingly that was the only place that didn't want to see my CV before inviting me in for a test and a short interview with HR (who told me I wouldn't get the job because I was nervous and therefore couldn't work with customers), followed in later days by interviews with the department manager and the GM.

    319. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to concur with this, and go a little farther.
      Its like Moneyball but with IT. HR along with a great deal of management are often
      incapable of recognizing or even understanding talent when they see it.

    320. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% right. I know a number of companies offering salaries way below the average for skilled positions... why? just because they can.

    321. Re:Salaries by musmax · · Score: 1

      The MBA classes do teach that the higher you pay a person the harder they will work (not the opposite)

      You were taught wrong

    322. Re:Salaries by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      You treat a person as an "asset" or "resource" and they will treat your company like a "money hose"

    323. Re:Salaries by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the insight from your posts. I thought the description of your requirements and thinking were very reasonable. Good luck on filling out your team and on a successful project.

    324. Re:Salaries by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, schools (read, higher education) share the blame here. They promote business degrees and MBA as a way to go if you can't find a job. Reality (and most companies that know how to hire know and practice this) is that an MBA without years of experience in another field is completely worthless. The dirty secret that schools don't really want you to know is that having an MBA right out of school is actually detrimental: over-qualified for entry level, under-qualified for any level of management.

      Having an MBA is almost like having passed a cert. Except since it's business and not Windows Server 2008, there's a whole "degree" behind it. It's still just a cert though: worthless if you don't have the fundamentals to something, anything.

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    325. Re:Salaries by steelfood · · Score: 1

      That, and companies tend to treat their workforce like crap anyways. Cutting benefits, longer hours, less competent and more stressed management, all comes to a head eventually.

      And once people found out they make more money by jumping companies every few years, there's no excuse to remain.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    326. Re:Salaries by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      "http://youtu.be/TCbFEgFajGU
      As it says "Immigration attorneys from Cohen & Grigsby explains how they assist employers in running classified ads with the goal of NOT finding any qualified applicants, and the steps they go through to disqualify even the most qualified Americans in order to secure green cards for H-1b workers. See what Bush and Congress really mean by a "shortage of skilled U.S. workers." Microsoft, Oracle, Hewlett-Packard, and thousands of other companies are running fake ads in Sunday newspapers across the country each week.""

      Thousands of other companies.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    327. Re:Salaries by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Not evil. Merely amoral. Sociopathic. But not evil. Evil requires actually knowing good and acting against it.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    328. Re:Salaries by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I'm not in the US, actually. Just north of it, however.

    329. Re:Salaries by steelfood · · Score: 1

      And that's why you apply for every position, regardless of its requirements. Sometimes, HR or MBA people writing the requirements just don't know what they want.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    330. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o yes the fact that when i was on unemployment from my last IT job everyone who showed high interest in me wanted to pay me less then i was getting from unemployment.

    331. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in a 5-person dev team that included 1 H1-B. The rest of us were good ol' 'mericans. Funny thing...we didn't conspire to hire some H1-B to save money. Our hiring process was the same each time...we'd place an ad with the requirements we wanted, interview people and make an offer to the one we thought was the best. When we hired the H1-B, I (as the manager/lead dev) made sure our offer was consistent with what we would have offered any other dev with similar qualifications. Our CEO agreed whole-heartedly.

      Sometimes hiring H1-Bs is less about a conspiracy to save money by screwing over Americans and more about hiring the right person for the job.

    332. Re:Salaries by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      I left the US 4 years ago and make about 40 percent more in Melbourne than I ever did in Fairfield county, Connecticut. I didn't even have to try. An added bonus was 4 weeks paid leave to start.

      Raises and bonuses are almost unheard-of in the IT industry in America.

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      "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    333. Re:Salaries by GrandCow · · Score: 1

      Simple solution to get management to understand the value of IT have a no IT day. One day, no email, internet, IP phone etc. They'll come back crying before lunch time.

      If your IT setup is so terrible that you need active workers just to keep basic services like email or an internet connection running for a single day (barring major failures), you are doing a horrible job.

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      "Well kids, you tried your best, and you failed. The lesson is, never try." -Homer Simpson
    334. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they are hard to fill because they dont pay enough?

      I'm involved in hiring at my company and our issue has been that we pay well, but we are picky and sometimes even finding people who can get through a technical phone screen to an in-person interview is difficult.

    335. Re:Salaries by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      This is why we need a sarcasm tag folks, this right here. because honestly you are either doing a smashing job at sarcasm or sadly I've known bean counters that talk just like that so one never knows.

      Just for the sake of argument I'm gonna answer like it is NOT sarcasm and use the same dialog I did right before I quit dealing with corp IT...How much work do you REALLY think will get done in this day and age without computers? Do you HONESTLY think that if half the systems take a big old dump that you are gonna be paying workers to work, or sit on ass? Because keeping those giant POS Smell PCs is causing the entire workforce to seriously drag ass for a good 30 minutes or more a day as they sit on ass waiting for all the corporate crap to load so they can do their damned job. Now YOU figure out how much having more than 70% of your workforce sitting on ass for 30 minutes a day on the clock is costing you, then you get back to me about "costs" because frankly IT is the best damned ROI any decent company has! It is WE that make sure when the workers flip the switch it just magically goes, it is WE that make sure the email that just landed the big contract gets to you quick enough for you to act, it is WE that have to do a constant juggling act to make sure all this stuff continues functioning and it is WE that have to do all the testing to make sure some Windows Update don't take a crap on a critical piece of software or the latest AV virus def doesn't flag SVHOSTS as a bug and turn the entire computer network into paperweights..yeah that would be US that does that.

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    336. Re:Salaries by curunir · · Score: 1

      I see people making this kind of complaint and then I see the endless parade of unqualified applicants for our developer positions (some of which have actually managed to get offers, despite my protestations) and I almost never see anyone capable of meeting our meager requirements. Those requirements, basically, boil down to 3-5 years of Java and the ability to solve a few rather simple problems. The ability to speak English has even been relegated to a "nice to have." For that, we're willing to offer $120k-$150k/yr and a sane 40 hour work week.

      I don't know about you, but that doesn't sound like slavery to me. My experience indicates that you're right in one regard...there's no shortage of people who want jobs. What there is a shortage of is people non-delusional people who've taken the time to gain the relatively small amount of experience to justify giving them that job.

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    337. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi!

      I have 3 masters degrees. One of which is an executive MBA my company paid me to get. What did I learn?

      Research doesn't pay shit because MBA's don't understand it and are risk adverse in general. If it doesn't have a quota or doesn't fit in a nice spreadsheet lets hire someone out of college because we can't justify the expense. Who needs worker feedback when we have pretty charts in excel. Besides, researchers are all whiney bitches. When shit breaks 5 years in a row we might hire better workers, but only if managerial bonus incentives fail). When shit works well we fire veterans because new guys are cheap. Lather rinse and repeat in cycles that eb and flow with the CEO of the week.

      That's why I sold my soul and left research for business. I can't stand what I do during the day but I own a lot more toys and have more time to fuck my girlfriend.

      Stick that up dose of reality up your freshly minted economics pie hole.

      Remember, *Ordell Robbie voice* It doesn't matter what you know, it matters what you can prove *Ordell Robbie voice* and veteran researcher feedback doesn't fit in a nice excel chart. Here's something that will though: Most startup companies are led by subject matter experts and not some MBA fiddling with a supply and demand curve.

    338. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who currently possesses a TS clearance for a contract with the Federal government, it only costs the company about $4,000 to conduct an initial SSBI for a TS position. Many lower-end positions may only require a MBI, which is even cheaper. Is the lost productivity from not having the position filled for 6+ months worth it?

      Finding someone who already has an active TS means that you're limiting the applicant pool to those who ALREADY are working for (or have recently separated from) a Federal Agency or contractor. You don't keep a clearance independent of a cleared position... if you leave/get fired from the position, it is suspended administratively until you enter another cleared position within a short period of time (IIRC, the limit to re-instate the clearance is only 24 months). Anything beyond 24 months (or if you hit the re-investigation window), you're back to square one.

    339. Re:Salaries by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I tended to... any job that I believed I could do competently, regardless of the qualifications that they listed, I applied for. I was getting about 2 or 3 interviews a month, but it took me almost 10 months before I got my current job.

    340. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you, but not everyone has to luxury to support systems they created themselves.

    341. Re:Salaries by rcha101 · · Score: 1

      I read a similar story in the SMH today. I strongly suspect what they're saying is that we can not find the skills we need at the price at which we are willing to pay. People are willing to change jobs in a heart beat for a reasonable uplift in pay. Less skilled workers are willing to invest in their education if they see a benefit at the end of it. That's human nature. Unfortunately, I imagine most businesses (especially non tech companies) still see IT solely as a cost and want to drive this down. What also also not widely realised, and what a lot of people have referred to here in this forum, is that people in this industry sometimes have to work unsociable hours and need to constantly study to stay certified and up to date with current technology. This comes at a cost. That said, like all industries, there are some shockers out there who give us all a bad name.

    342. Re:Salaries by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      I disagree with #1. The best IT people are hard working and NOT lazy in the least. The best IT people even in IT are the go to person. If someone knows you have knowledge about a given subject or even believes speaking to you could cut the time they spend on something in half...they will talk to you first. It is true that they move from one project to the next...but to imply they are Lazy is not in the least bit correct. The company pushes them as hard as they can because they know they can do whatever task is assigned to them.

      On #4 I agree completely. No company is going to give you a raise unless their hand is forced. I've seen several situations where an idiot looks for another job, tells his boss he got a job offer and suddenly he gets promoted. I've also seen situations where the best IT guy in the world never gets promoted above what he could find in the field with his experience because HR knows that's his market value...regardless of how much a guru he is they get promoted based on market value and not based on merit.

    343. Re:Salaries by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Amazon is a POOR example. For one thing, what they wanted didn't really exist."

      Oh, you mean that when Amazon was trying barely to survive nobody was in the business of running datacenters? After the dot-com boom days? Really?

      But of course there were people in that business. But of course other on-line companies tried "the canonical path". Your very question highlights how much has Amazon succeeded with their strategy: they basically got to invent a entire line of business by empowering their IT.

      "Amazon created a fine datacenter, and now that is one of their core competencies. "

      Yes. But it was not back then. And now their "new" business line, that basically was created to pursue a virtuous cycle (I want the best datacenters -> that provides me with spare capacity -> I look to sell my spare capacity -> this allows me to produce even better datacenter services) has become a core business line. *Now*, not back then.

      Which was enterily my point: there were a lot of Amazon wannabies back then, even Amazon was one of them. But only Amazon empowered their IT because Bezos was the only one that didn't see his IT as a mere cost center. And now, no matter how much you dislike it, Amazon is Amazon and, well, who remembers all those other wannabies?

    344. Re:Salaries by hdparm · · Score: 1

      That, my friend, is how real world works.

    345. Re:Salaries by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      We have to build our apps on heresy

      Were you expecting some kind of Spanish inquisition?

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    346. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "2. The more my subordinates can handle without me, the less I need to do and the more I can focus on longer-term and bigger-picture issues, and the more I can focus on managing upwards rather than downwards. Also, it means I can take vacations."

      or the upper management will think that since your department is not that busy, then your jobs are all too easy and you're all slackers. furthermore, your department will be targeted as a potential "source of executive bonus" when they develop an illusion that the company can cut costs and survive even if all of your asses are replaced with low cost H1-B workers or outsourced to China.

    347. Re:Salaries by acooks · · Score: 1

      Don't the H.R. people hate "jack of all trades" people, too?

      Yes, but I'm convinced that recruitment agents are even worse. If you don't fit their template, they butcher your carefully structured resume into something that basically says: "This guy has been working for x years, but we're not actually sure what he did in that time." If it's all just buzzword soup to these intermediaries, the connection between the type of problems that the candidate has experience in and the need that the prospective employer has gets lost.

      Then there's also the fact that some industries, like banking, believe that their domain knowledge is so absolutely unique and special that nobody could possibly transfer valuable skills from a different sector.

    348. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. By far the majority of people that I studied with on my MBA at a top ten school (in Europe) had IT, comp sci, science or engineering backgrounds. Languages, liberal arts were a serious minority.

      AC

    349. Re:Salaries by khallow · · Score: 1

      They lie like other people breath.

      Everyone does that. But being able to coherently write what he did does indicate to me a certain amount of self-awareness which cuts down on this sort of lying. And what behavior is going to serve him better than what he wrote?

    350. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is a bit of an oversimplification, but is not too far from the truth.

      I wouldn't quite say that I "know shit" about finance and accounting, as the MBA course I studied on gave us a fairly good grounding in the basics of accounting and finance, to the point that there were CPAs, ACAs, ACCAs and CIMAs who damn near failed the exam. Rather, I'd say that the MBA is a good way to give someone a good general grounding in the major areas of business.

      AC

    351. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny how so many people have convinced themselves that a corporation is some sort of real, living entity. Perhaps the whole idea of the corporation as a "legal person" was extremely misguided? In any cases, no, it's not corporations, it's _people_. Every single decision made by a corporation (evil or otherwise) was made by actual real, living people.

      The more we keep abstracting the inner workings of corporations and personifying them the easier it is for these actual people to keep avoiding responsibility for everything they do. Actually what am I saying, it's more or less a done deal by now.

    352. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is an impossible combination to find, and the fact that it's been vacant for six months should indicate that. Split that into at least two different positions and you'll be able to fill it. Security and operations usually operate in different worlds. Split the security analyst position off from the rest of it and you may find two people to fill those needs, but not one.

      See this post above:

      http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2884131&cid=40158621

    353. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's called a Strike.

      If you hadn't belittled your own unions for decades now, you might recognise this idea and know what to call it

    354. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God I'm not the only one to think the same.

      When I see job requirements I tend to think: does anybody *really* know that many things? do they really earn that little money with all that knowledge?

      Not to mention the responsability and the 24/7 availability...

    355. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have worked in IT for over 20 years, I will call you on this. BullShit! those ass hats that are high level execs think you are there to kiss and wipe their asses. I nave never had a single one say good job. but they are the first to bitch and pull rank whenever they feel they do not get their issue resolved ASAP. I have worked in IT for manufacturing companies in Michigan and no matter big or small you are treated like a waste of money. One guy at my last job called me Easy Money. One year with over time of about 70 hours per week I made more than the owner of the company. The owner was cool, the rest of the managers not so much, the bigger the company the bigger the assholes.

      "If they piss off somebody important, that's going to land on me. Likewise, if they do a great job for somebody important, that's also going to land on me."

      Total Bull Shit...

    356. Re:Salaries by GNU(slash)Nickname · · Score: 1

      Too many job ads are looking for insane amount of skills in one person...They ask for a "Unix Admin" person who knows how to code in C++, C#, manage an Asterisk server, install mange & tune 1000 RHEL servers, use NAGIOS, maintain a SAP system, automate sysadmin tasks using bash/ksh/perl/PHP/C/C++, setup and manage IIS & Apache, admin websphere & coldfusion, install manage and tune Windows 2003/2008/2008R2, manage VMware/vSphere/ESX/ESXi servers, perform second level support for Windows users, manage printers, travel onsite for servicing, be on call 24/7 (for no extra pay), and be able to interact like a jolly good fellow with customers, co-works and management, oh, and write documentation and explain things as well as Carl Sagan could.

      I've seen this happen as a side effect of a formal job evaluation process. Employees write up their job duties/skills in minute detail ("I helped the SAP admin by rebooting a server once" becomes "maintain the SAP system") and these duties are then scored by a committee. More "duties" = more points = more money, so of course, the employee is entirely motivated to pad everything. My personal favourite is the educational requirements. I have a masters in an unrelated field, so therefore a masters is a "requirement" of my job that just happens to be worth 2 pay grades.

      The evaluation committee normally does a pretty decent job of leveling out the pay grades, but unfortunately it's the originally document often turns into the job posting when that person needs to be replaced.

    357. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first type will find it difficult to communicate with non-technical people but is humble enough to work with technical people. The second type is arrogant to everybody and so, do not really have a place within polite society.

    358. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you want an MBA for is the newly-promoted director of engineering who's been an engineer all his life, knows everything about engineering and just needs a crash-course on the crap the other guys are talking about in the board meetings.

      That should be put on a t-shirt...

    359. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if you prove yourself a hard worker, (and the company is using proper HR policies), The company will see your value as greater and give you a raise, and try harder to retain you.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've never seen this anywhere I've worked. There are so many things wrong with that statement it's hard to even know where to begin:

      1. The best IT people are NOT hard working. They are astoundingly LAZY. They write almost nothing and never look like they are doing anything. And yet their code is fast, clean, maintainable and they are always moving to the next project because the last one is in production and butter smooth. It's 100% impossible for an IT outsider to know who the good employees are.

      2. I've never been at a company that used any HR policy that even found good employees period. They SHOULD concentrate on what you accomplished and how much money it made or saved the company. Instead, they usually devolve into twisted popularity contests or seeing who is the most obsequious or who is the best meaningless rule-follower.

      3. I've never been at a company (that wasn't a consulting company) where they gave ANY value to IT workers period. Despite the fact that you are out-earning them 2:1 in some cases and that your IQ is 25-30 points higher than theirs, they treat you like you are some dumb plumber or auto mechanic that dropped out of high school and are overcharging them for fixing their car or something.

      4. Companies will spend a fortune to attract new talent and pay recruiters 10-15% for the privilege. But they have stupid rules in place that PREVENT them from EVER giving a 5% raise to an IT worker no matter how valuable they are. As such, they spend all their time re-training instead of retaining.

      Now if you prove yourself a hard worker, (and the company is using proper HR policies), The company will see your value as greater and give you a raise, and try harder to retain you.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've never seen this anywhere I've worked. There are so many things wrong with that statement it's hard to even know where to begin:

      1. The best IT people are NOT hard working. They are astoundingly LAZY. They write almost nothing and never look like they are doing anything. And yet their code is fast, clean, maintainable and they are always moving to the next project because the last one is in production and butter smooth. It's 100% impossible for an IT outsider to know who the good employees are.

      2. I've never been at a company that used any HR policy that even found good employees period. They SHOULD concentrate on what you accomplished and how much money it made or saved the company. Instead, they usually devolve into twisted popularity contests or seeing who is the most obsequious or who is the best meaningless rule-follower.

      3. I've never been at a company (that wasn't a consulting company) where they gave ANY value to IT workers period. Despite the fact that you are out-earning them 2:1 in some cases and that your IQ is 25-30 points higher than theirs, they treat you like you are some dumb plumber or auto mechanic that dropped out of high school and are overcharging them for fixing their car or something.

      4. Companies will spend a fortune to attract new talent and pay recruiters 10-15% for the privilege. But they have stupid rules in place that PREVENT them from EVER giving a 5% raise to an IT worker no matter how valuable they are. As such, they spend all their time re-training instead of retaining.

      It people are not exactly lazy they take breaks often but still who doesn't?

    360. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many job ads are looking for insane amount of skills in one person...They ask for a "Unix Admin" person who knows how to code in C++, C#, manage an Asterisk server, install mange & tune 1000 RHEL servers, use NAGIOS, maintain a SAP system, automate sysadmin tasks using bash/ksh/perl/PHP/C/C++, setup and manage IIS & Apache, admin websphere & coldfusion, install manage and tune Windows 2003/2008/2008R2, manage VMware/vSphere/ESX/ESXi servers, perform second level support for Windows users, manage printers, travel onsite for servicing, be on call 24/7 (for no extra pay), and be able to interact like a jolly good fellow with customers, co-works and management, oh, and write documentation and explain things as well as Carl Sagan could.

      Offered pay: $40,000-50,000/year

      Sure...lots of people like that...and all are willing to do it for $40,000 a year

      I don't think so...

      But it gets worse!

      If you don't put all the appropriate keywords they want, they won't even look at your resume, even if you could do all the things they ask for...for example, I had one recruiter, after seeing I had installed, patched, secured, put on line and monitored Solaris servers, ask me if I had ever configured a Solaris system. I explained that what I had listed includes "configuration", but he refused to send the customer my resume until I added "configured" to the sentence.

      Then you get past the HR people...and you end up with a trivia contest from the tech people...who only know one way of doing things since they learned it by rote ...so if you don't do it their way, you don't get the job...

      Am I bit bitter at this point in my job search? Yes, just a tad. 10+ years Linux/Unix admin experience...and still can't get a job!

      Just gotta keep on trying and believe in yourself something something I'm done with this comment...

    361. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a position that has been open for 6 months. No one has turned us down on salary because no one has presented a skill set strong enough to get an in-person interview let alone an offer.

      If the position has been open for six months and you have not received a qualified resume then you are doing something wrong.

      For the type of person the poster is looking for, experienced and highly desirable (read: employable thus more than likely *already* employed), the fact that you don't list a salary range up front might mean they won't even bother applying. I've reached a point in my career where I just ignore recruiters if they don't provide some tangible details on any potential job offer like location, size of company and expected level of compensation - because I can. I am lucky enough that I don't have to bother with those. Never mind job adverts. I like my current job and I get paid quite well. For me to even *consider* switching jobs, one of the very first things someone had better tell me, is 'you will earn in the range of $xx-yy if you apply for and get this job'. After that, I will try and figure out if I will *like* the job as much too, only after that, will I bother even applying.

      If this makes me sound conceited I apologize, I do not consider myself an IT rockstar by any sense of the word. Just good at my job and lucky to be in the exact right age / experience bracket for the market right now.

    362. Re:Salaries by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with what you say but I would hate to be limited to only 2 fields of work. I love a bit of variety.

      Maybe some people like only working in a couple of fields all day, every day. I would hate it.

    363. Re:Salaries by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Don't resent people with MBAs; they perform an important role in understanding business -- especially finance and accounting. Also, do extensive homework on unemployed and underemployed MBAs before you think an MBA is a ticket to ride.

      I've dealt with co-workers and Managers with MBAs and I don't resent them at all. However I do find them over confident and under skilled. It varies by person of course but a lot of them don't appear to learn anything except some schoolyard manipulation techniques and some small knowledge of tax law, yet they have enough confidence to tell everyone else what their view of 'common sense' is.

      MBA's are just nonsense pretending to be an academic qualification.

    364. Re:Salaries by pongo000 · · Score: 2

      Which is the one that trips you up? Don't have a time machine so you can have ten years experience in something that's only existed for five? No good at playing the piano? Wrong zodiac sign? Not fluent in Estonian & Maltese?

      Oftentimes, job listings such as what you describe are nothing more than an attempt to comply with government regulations for H1B hiring. The government requires companies first attempt to hire qualified individuals in the US before hiring abroad. So they create job listings that are impossible for any single individual to satisfy. It's nothing more than a scam, and when you apply to such a job your resume isn't even considered.

    365. Re:Salaries by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      That is the greatest problem I see in IT. Morons who screw up systems and cause outages get to look good when they fix their own messes at night or in the weekend. Competent people don't cause outages in the first place and don't get noticed.

      What works for me is sending out emails to management every time I prevent some disaster. At least they know I exist and am doing something.

    366. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least you spelled MBA correctly...

    367. Re:Salaries by jythie · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of MBAs do not go to 'top ten' schools.. and the people who are going to those schools generally do not get involved with hiring.

    368. Re:Salaries by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Sounds like common sense to me.

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    369. Re:Salaries by SomeStupidNickName12 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you definitely have no idea how small/medium sized companies actually conduct business. It is standard practice to sell solution and then resource up with contractors/full time staff when once you have won the deal. You can't just have loads staff members sitting around doing nothing waiting for a project that might happen in 3 months.

      Its called cash flow and lack of it is what causes most small sized companies to shut their doors.

    370. Re:Salaries by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Would you like a printer with that?

      PC Load letter???

      What the fuck does that mean???

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    371. Re:Salaries by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      It should be low because Spokane is quite rural. Also, level 1 is the "entry" level (no experience). Level 3 is either 3-5 years or a Master degree. If you check the wage with Los Angeles, CA, the wage is about 50% higher.

    372. Re:Salaries by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      I thought 'BS' was referring to the quality of the degree.

    373. Re:Salaries by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Consulting on *what*? IT? Isn't that exactly the same thing?

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    374. Re:Salaries by hackula · · Score: 1

      To me the sad part is instead of the free market working as intended, which would be to raise salaries and lower worker abuse instead they'll just drag some poor bastards in from India that they can work like dogs and treat like dogshit.

      The free market has no intent, which is kind of the point. Those poor bastards from India are supplying the demand, which is exactly how a free market works.

    375. Re:Salaries by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      You want to know what makes me laugh on the inside, every single time something comes up that makes me remember it?

      During college a decade or so ago, one of the courses I took was "Business Communications" or some such. One of the key points the course tried to hammer home was "Jargon exists to *save* time, not *waste* time". Bwahahaha... ha... haha... riiight.

      The reality is, unless you are certain that your entire audience knows exactly what the specific terms you're using mean, in your intended context, you should not use them. Even if only one person misunderstands you, you'll have to use more general terms to explain again, anyway (assuming the person who misunderstood is brave enough to speak up; if he's not... well, that's an even worse risk).

      This should apply to doctors, scientists, and yes, business-folks, especially when speaking to non-colleagues. Of course, this is a rule that leads to good communication; the reason all that business jargon gets slung about like feces is so "my enemy will see just how hard my paradigm will shift his FACE".

    376. Re:Salaries by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      I agree. I had a guy interview me that when I told him what I was currently making he said "oh people here eventually make that kind of money but maybe 5-7 years." He even had the nerve to ask me if I had friends that wanted work and they could work for his company too and we could be roommates to share expenses. Really? Experienced software engineers are supposed to wait 5 years to make the same money they currently are and live with roommates to get by. Fantastic. Companies complain about not being able to fill positions because they want Ferrari employees on Civic salaries.

    377. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS!!! I can't tell you how many postings I see that want 1 person to fill the role of 3. Sorry, not going to apply for those jobs!

    378. Re:Salaries by hackula · · Score: 1

      Project Managers do that sort of thing. My last few jobs have had project managers (I am a software architect (hardy har har, bs title, I know)) and I really do not think I could ever go back. Freedom from endless emails, meetings, phone calls from stupid accountants, marketers, executives, and the rest. One person just tells me what I need to do. If the spec has logical flaws, I can just ask them to clarify it for me and they go do it. No more pulling teeth to figure out the exact shade of teal the CMO wants the "Submit" button to be on the CRM form. If they keep changing their mind, the project manager goes and busts some balls on my behalf and gets the due dates pushed back. I do not have to get out my Accountant to Human Dictionary every two minutes. Seriously, I cannot do my job if I have to interpret every spec from an Excel document with a bunch of numbers on it. A project manager can go in, tie down the marketing coordinator, and beat'm silly until they stop speaking in Haikus. Sorry for the rant; I am still recovering from my exposure to customers without the shield of project manager.

    379. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a rural ISP that I used to work at.

    380. Re:Salaries by nbritton · · Score: 1

      I know this was ment to be a joke, but I would really love to see all of our collective social protocols documented within RFCs. Then possibly developing alternative protocols that are more effectent or less susceptible to malicious manipulation, such as social engeering attacks, blind obedience, etc. At the very least it would be an interesting psychology project.

    381. Re:Salaries by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      I'm always surprised more people aren't insulted by "Human Resources"

    382. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like the issue Dell has. They have gone through so many layoffs in Austin over the years that nobody competent wants to work for them any more. they used to get away with laying people off in order to impress Wall street, and then hiring back the good ones as consultants at 3x the salary, but people have just plain gotten sick of the constant uncertainty. Now the only people willing to work for Dell are the desperate or the truly desperate.

    383. Re:Salaries by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      If the wasn't an H1-B candidate, would the position have gone unfilled?

    384. Re:Salaries by Bengie · · Score: 1

      When I worked in IT, the other depts bought us pizza or baked us cookies.. nom nom nom. They were always so happy when we fixed stuff for them. A well fed IT is a happy IT. When IT isn't happy, the world crashes down around you.

    385. Re:Salaries by Bengie · · Score: 1

      DailyWTF material right there

    386. Re:Salaries by Politburo · · Score: 1

      In 2009 the Census Bureau reported that 70% of children lived with both parents. You have an interesting definition of "the norm".

    387. Re:Salaries by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I hire consultants, I don't hire consultants who don't have some expertise in the subject they are consulting me on. I don't hire people to hire people to build me a solution. Of course a new contract might entail hiring of new people, but they should be joining an existing team.

    388. Re:Salaries by jakimfett · · Score: 1

      I tended to... any job that I believed I could do competently, regardless of the qualifications that they listed, I applied for.

      I play this game a lot...and I never stop picking up new skills, and looking into those things in the interview where the interviewer says "do you have any experience with [skill I've only heard mentioned once before]?"

      I've also found that keeping my resume up on Craigslist for the 3 cities closest to me gets me 1-2 legitimate hits per month.

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    389. Re:Salaries by jakimfett · · Score: 1

      3-5 years of Java and the ability to solve a few rather simple problems...For that, we're willing to offer $120k-$150k/yr and a sane 40 hour work week.

      Where are you located, and how do I apply? :-P

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    390. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling and grammar obviously weren't counted toward your "MBA".

      Thanks for your thoughts, Phoenix graduate.

    391. Re:Salaries by frontburnerissue · · Score: 1

      Obviously spelling and grammar didn't count much toward your "MBA". Thanks for your comments, Phoenix grad.

    392. Re:Salaries by steveg · · Score: 1

      He was replying to a post that was mostly incoherent, apprently trying to get some clarification. Your response does not decrease the incoherence.

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    393. Re:Salaries by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      No, it's not the same thing. If you're working for a consulting company/headhunter (in any field), if you're not getting paid then they aren't either, so it's in their best interests to place you somewhere quickly and keep you working. You are the product they're selling, and if you switch to another consulting company, or leave the field, or whatever, then they've lost a substantial stream of income. Therefore, you tend to be treated as a valued asset instead of a liability, and the interactions with your recruiter tend to involve being taken to lunch periodically to see if everything's okay and you're happy, if there's anything else they can do for you, etc.

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    394. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No everyone knows there aren't enough H1b's to fill all these positions.

    395. Re:Salaries by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It's only here-say that I said heresy

    396. Re:Salaries by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Then you were one of the lucky ones friend, in most of the places I worked any new MBA that wanted to "make his mark" usually targeted IT because "it isn't making us a profit" while ignoring that if their workers are sitting on ass because the network is down or email fucked they are LOSING money by the minute.

      Hell the reason i quit is my kids staged an actual intervention on me. I had raised them practically since birth because right after the second one was born my sis was diagnosed with a terminal illness and her husband couldn't deal and became a junkie so it was up to me. I was determined they'd never do without anything but one day I came in and they sat down in front of me and said "We already lost our mom this year, dad is long gone and grandma is sick...we can't lose you too. you look like death and you NEVER smile anymore, we don't care if we have to live on hot dogs and kool aid...just stop"

      And that is what I did and while I maybe make half what I did before at least I'm happy and have color back in my skin, the constant stress of trying to keep a pile of PCs running with practically no budget and no help was just too much. The reason so many can't fill that job is they want someone who will work 24/7/365 for 30k and whose budget they will slash anytime an MBA wants a bonus and fuck over at the first opportunity, no thanks.

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    397. Re:Salaries by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      "you sit your problem employee down and tell him exactly what your expectations for personal behavior are, and what you need him to do differently"

      Yeah, that was when I pretty much checked out at my last job.

      Me: "What can I do better, how can I go further?"
      Them:"You should know what to do, Im not going to tell you"

    398. Re:Salaries by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've never seen this anywhere I've worked

      Maybe you haven't worked anywhere that had MBA's in charge?

      1. The best IT people are NOT hard working. They are astoundingly LAZY. They write almost nothing and never look like they are doing anything. And yet their code is fast, clean, maintainable and they are always moving to the next project because the last one is in production and butter smooth. It's 100% impossible for an IT outsider to know who the good employees are.

      Most people know who Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are. Maybe you're not working as hard as them?

      2. I've never been at a company that used any HR policy that even found good employees period.

      Which is why you got hired right? No offense, but did you ever think that maybe if they had better HR practices you wouldn't have been be hired in the first place?

      3. I've never been at a company (that wasn't a consulting company) where they gave ANY value to IT workers period. .

      See above, this says more about you than employers in general.

      4. Companies will spend a fortune to attract new talent and pay recruiters 10-15% for the privilege. But they have stupid rules in place that PREVENT them from EVER giving a 5% raise to an IT worker no matter how valuable they are. As such, they spend all their time re-training instead of retaining.

      As above. Your experience seems to be working for mediocre companies. I've worked in some crap places and some good ones, so I know first hand that they exist. I can tell just by reading your post that you are angry and have an undue sense of entitlement. The little I have been exposed to good HR, I know that they would weed a personality like that out of any recruitment process very quickly, hence you are only ever going to get work in places that don't have good HR/management

    399. Re:Salaries by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware the UK, Germany & France had H1B schemes. Come on, I mentioned foreign languages, it clearly wasn't about the US...

      I know this guy who works for a recruitment firm. His theory is that it's just ass covering. Everyone puts in a ridiculous stipulation. Pragmatism wins, and they hire somebody anyway. If he doesn't work out, then it's not my fault, I told you Capricorns|flautists|redheads are useless at Java 17.6!

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    400. Re:Salaries by Bengie · · Score: 1

      truth in both yours and gp

    401. Re:Salaries by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I thought companies hiring H1-Bs had to pay a shitload of money up front to sponsor the visa holder. Did you not have to do that?

    402. Re:Salaries by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Well that's what my friends working at General Dynamics tell me it's like.

    403. Re:Salaries by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I see requirement for foreign languages now and then in US job listings too. Usually it's Spanish and Mandarin.

    404. Re:Salaries by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Both natural parents? Or just two people who call themselves parents? There's a huge number of kids growing up in mixed homes now, where one of the "parents" is really a step-parent. That's probably just as bad, on average, as growing up with a single parent. For every case where the step-parent is a great caregiver, there's another case where he/she is a demon and treats the kids that aren't his/hers much worse than his/her own. Plus, the whole shared-custody thing is hard on kids, even if the two natural parents aren't trying to brainwash the kids about how evil the other parent is.

    405. Re:Salaries by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      No you need people there so someone that knows what they are doing can confirm that the backups run, can act if you are being attacked, can create new accounts, remind users how to configure outlook if they move to another computer etc. I wasn't suggesting leave and in one day everything will break so they'll know they need us I meant more like power down the servers and go home for the day.

    406. Re:Salaries by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Unions ah the 70's just called :-) Seriously though never worked in a union environment, or at least in one where I was part of the union. Also mostly healthcare (essential service, back to work legislation in a clock cycle), military (against the law to form a union), or academic (you can strike but you won't graduate) have been most of my working conditions. Hard to form a union when you are 5 guys in a 500 employee company. Strikes are usually about actual grievances: too little pay, too long hours, etc. This would be more of an experiment: testing the theory that IT has little value, or at best minimum wage in a third world country value.

    407. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are wrong. All workers are getting treated like this now. Try being a teacher for instance.

    408. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is true. What I've seen is they line up a foreign worker, get them to do some work for free, then post the notice in the newspaper listing. Then they say "oh we couldn't find anyone so we're hiring a foreign worker.

    409. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well der...do you get a darn clue from that?

    410. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't drive it down $150k.

    411. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The MBA classes might teach whatever they want. Quite a different issue is what their students learn.

      This! 100% this!

    412. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked off-and-on for the defense industry since 96, and it is NOTHING like that. You can start at 6 am or 10am. You can eat lunch whenever you feel like it. Some place let you wear jeans all week.... and other places work a 9/80 schedule with every other Friday off. Some don't care if you work 10 hours a day and take every Friday. And, per government regulation, you're required to get paid if you exceed 45 hours. No worries about the company forcing you to work 55 hours but only get paid 40.

      It can still be a problem when you are expected to work 60-80 hours a week, constantly fighting fires because your management has no spine, and can only plan and interact at a 5 year-old level.

    413. Re:Salaries by satcomjimmy · · Score: 1

      That's because software development is on a different playing field from network. Network and network security go and in hand, drop the software development and you'll fill it within a month.

    414. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it is evidence and H1-Bs are so easy to come by and 2-bit shop can get one

    415. Re:Salaries by centre21 · · Score: 0

      This is EXACTLY the problem with the current state of hiring for IT. And the only way this makes sense is if HR is responsible for writing the job description, because one would think that a proper IT Manager would know that there's no one who can be an MCPIT, CCIE, PMP, DBA, etc. And even if someone DID happen to meet the requirements of the, "...Senior Unix Analyst/Engineer/Architect, Network Analyst/Engineer/Architect, MS Windows Analyst/Engineer/Architect, Storage SAN/NAS Analyst/Engineer/Architect, Firewall and Security Analyst/Engineer/Architect..." there's no way a company could afford them.
      I think that's what's most amazing to me is that there's this litany of requirements for the person to meet, AND THEN the company is going to pay them $70k annual salary.
      Really?
      You think someone who has 10+ years being a Network Engineer, Software Engineer, Storage Engineer and Security Engineer is going to work for anything less than $100k annually without bonuses? Good luck with that.

    416. Re:Salaries by i286NiNJA · · Score: 1

      It's not surprising but the business did have a sincere desire to deliver a quality experience it's customers and getting their billing information leaked isn't in line with those principals. I feel like I should be able to explain this and get taken seriously, I'm supposed to be providing informed opinions to the table and not just be another monkey who does what he's told. Not being able to read email has minimal impact of the business's profits provided it comes back up in an hour or two as long as we're still able to receive email.
      When the work management system goes down all work not already placed in the hands of a worker stops, the trucks stop, the warehouse stops, order can't be entered, sales can't even make a definitive price quote. They don't like it but typically it doesn't send them pounding on our doors demanding reports and a timeline of action like loss of exchange does.

      Our customer list would provide valuable business leads to our competition, our pricefile would tell them what price they need to quote in order to undercut us. If we've delivered a poor customer experience by getting their credit cards stolen, we're not the cheapest, and someone else is calling them up with an alternative I'd say there is a high long lasting cost associated with loss of confidentiality.

    417. Re:Salaries by Sadsfae · · Score: 1

      You can't ask for a security expert who knows what tools to use that also does just a little programming on the side. Those are self contradictory. You're either a secure systems programmer (and you can guess that that comes with a price premium, my 80-90k a year guys) who are willing to come down to doing techie work level on the side, or you're asking for someone who should know better than to try and program, because they know they can't do it properly (in this case, securely).

      It's very rare. I've worked in IT infrastructure for 13years, and closely with varous Infosec groups. I've only met one person who can easily fit that role of security expert + kickass developer (of security related tools, software etc).

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    418. Re:Salaries by Vladius · · Score: 1

      But that might offend the job creators. And everyone knows that doubting their words makes you a commie socialist.

    419. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Long ago and far away, I was doing overall support for a satellite office of a Major Corporation through an agency. One of the BIG rules was 'No outside support is allowed', as in No, I am NOT your personal Tech Support and cannot go to your home after hours and fix your personal machine. Set in stone, termination offense, major league not allowed.

      One of the engineers from Russia *demanded* I come to his home and fix his Windows 98 machine. (That's how long ago this was.) I politely explained I could not do that, was not allowed to do that. This was Wednesday. That Friday night, I get a call from my agency guy, telling me I was being let go and was not allowed to return to the premises to recover personal items; they would be sent to me. Monday, I tried to reach people to find out what happened, no one would tell me the reason I was fired. A week later, agency guy and I met for lunch so he could give me the personal items. Turns out, Mr. Russia went to Management and told them I was 'uncooperative, unreasonable, and rude.' Without so much as a "What's you side of things?", WHAM... I'm out the door.

      Found another job quickly, was told during the interview that Management *loved* contract workers: no nonsense, one phone call and they're gone. No HR, no confrontation, no nothing. I gritted my teeth and smiled at the time, but I knew then and there I'd keep searching for another position. Ended up opening my own business back in 2001, and have never been happier.

    420. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if you prove yourself a hard worker, (and the company is using proper HR policies), The company will see your value as greater and give you a raise, and try harder to retain you.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've never seen this anywhere I've worked. There are so many things wrong with that statement it's hard to even know where to begin:

      False. I doubled my salary a little less than one year after graduating from college from working pretty damned hard and smart. If you're doing things that make you more valuable, are in an environment that promotes recognition of good work (i.e. probably not big companies) and the people that make decisions see this, you will benefit. You might as well slack off otherwise.

    421. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo.

    422. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid this is right on. People have forgotten what computers are for. They are to do our work. True talent is getting them to do more and more of the work, thus freeing you to figure out ways of getting them to do more and more of the work.

      To paraphrase Larry wall:

      Virtues of a Programmer:
      Laziness – The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer. Also hence, this book. See also impatience and hubris.
      Impatience – The anger you feel when the computer is being lazy. This makes you write programs that don't just react to your needs, but actually anticipate them. Or at least pretend to. Hence, the second great virtue of a programmer. See also laziness and hubris.
      Hubris – Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won't want to say bad things about. Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer. See also laziness and impatience.

      This concept of "make the computer do the work" is why Expect is just about the coolest thing on earth (to me) and Don Libes is an IT hero of the first order.

    423. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if you prove yourself a hard worker, (and the company is using proper HR policies), The company will see your value as greater and give you a raise, and try harder to retain you.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've never seen this anywhere I've worked. There are so many things wrong with that statement it's hard to even know where to begin:

      1. The best IT people are NOT hard working. They are astoundingly LAZY. They write almost nothing and never look like they are doing anything. And yet their code is fast, clean, maintainable and they are always moving to the next project because the last one is in production and butter smooth. It's 100% impossible for an IT outsider to know who the good employees are.

      2. I've never been at a company that used any HR policy that even found good employees period. They SHOULD concentrate on what you accomplished and how much money it made or saved the company. Instead, they usually devolve into twisted popularity contests or seeing who is the most obsequious or who is the best meaningless rule-follower.

      3. I've never been at a company (that wasn't a consulting company) where they gave ANY value to IT workers period. Despite the fact that you are out-earning them 2:1 in some cases and that your IQ is 25-30 points higher than theirs, they treat you like you are some dumb plumber or auto mechanic that dropped out of high school and are overcharging them for fixing their car or something.

      4. Companies will spend a fortune to attract new talent and pay recruiters 10-15% for the privilege. But they have stupid rules in place that PREVENT them from EVER giving a 5% raise to an IT worker no matter how valuable they are. As such, they spend all their time re-training instead of retaining.

      I agree almost 100% here! The only thing I can disagree with is not all good IT people are lazy. Some are very good an not lazy but may appear lazy because they hate to do menial work that is repetitive and mind numbing like TPS reports in office space! I have worked for 7 or 8 different corporations now and the only one that didn't treat it's IT employees like mechanics who were overcharging was an internet company, which of course imploded after the recession. The biggest problem with IT is smart people go into IT to solve complex problems and let their minds expand but business is all about repeatability, conformity and the bottom line. Therefore the only place a technologist can go and feel a sense of belonging and possibly appreciation is a technology company and/or academia which is why competition for those jobs is so high and only the smartest and the ones with degrees from the coveted universities get accepted.

      I mean I know people who are system engineers who can build and design Unix systems and networks and their daily tasks consist of calculating run rates on equipment and calculating cost of various purchased services from vendors instead of getting into the lab and vetting technology that could save the company time and more importantly to all those MBA's MONEY!

    424. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you never saw any of the articles about how Jobs and others made deals to not try to raid each others workers in order to keep salaries down. Before half the country was ruled by their cable tv, this would have been illegal.

    425. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine was charged with layoffs in a company around 1998 and she was in a panic because she said it was a well known fact that the people who actually do things that are truly significant, and then those that get credit for it are almost never the same people. She was essentially afraid to layoff any IT folks because of the advanced nature of the algorithms in question, and she was afraid they would "get the guy who actually developed the algorithms".
      I have known most of my life that those that get the credit are almost never those that do the job, but I didnt know it was so well known.

    426. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is easy to tell if the IT department is correctly valued in an organization. If the CIO reports to the CEO then yes, otherwise, no. Been true for years. Dont ever take a job where the answer is no.

    427. Re:Salaries by xycadium · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking you should probably stop working for shitty companies. It'll improve your outlook on life!

      And it's just that simple, right?

    428. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer is desperately hiring programmers as quickly as possible. We're under the 25th percentile for pay and unwilling to raise our rates. People laugh (sometimes literally) when the discussion finally hits salary. Which it rarely does because we're so picky.

      Needless to say, we're having a lot of trouble finding senior perl developers willing to work for 50k and shitty benefits in Boston.

      Oh, and it's an MBA making those decisions.

    429. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone wants those two skills together (programming and communication), but nobody seems to be willing to pay a penny more to get them.

    430. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't pay enough, and want 5 years of experience to do an entry-level job.

    431. Re:Salaries by dontfearthereaper · · Score: 1

      Your salary is based on the Supply of available workers and the Demand for that type of work. (which under this condition would show that IT workers should be paying a lot more)

      Keyword: Should.... Reality: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROFLOMGWTFBBQ! They pay the first person to come along that is desperate enough to work for nothing.

      Now a lot of companies will try to dig from the bottom of the barrel to try to find a Diamond in the rough "A really good employee for cheap" now this is a method of disaster, however that is what they do, because their cash is tight.

      If cash was so tight then how come they're posting record profits? Given that you have an MBA, you should know that it's all about the bottom line.

      Now if you prove yourself a hard worker, (and the company is using proper HR policies), The company will see your value as greater and give you a raise, and try harder to retain you.

      PRMan is right.... I can tell you from personal experience, they aren't giving raises, and if you show them an offer from another company.... expect to be thrown out on your ass in a week. If they can't find an excuse to fire you, you'll be involved in a 1 man layoff.

      The MBA classes do teach that the higher you pay a person the harder they will work (not the opposite) however, most of these MBA's you talk about are not MBA's but some guy with a AB or BB degree. and just because they are in a higher position, you figure they are MBAs.

      Reality: they cut salaries and continually float rumors of layoffs on a regular basis to keep you working for far less than you are worth.... and laugh while you squirm. Company morale is of no consequence to them. Also from what is being seen around here.... the more you make, the less you actually do. Around here, you were taught what we call... a lie.

    432. Re:Salaries by dontfearthereaper · · Score: 1

      You know that Geek Squad pays on average 15 bucks an hour in my area...... which is quite a bit more than pretty much any entry level and even equal to or more than some mid level 'real world' IT job I've seen on the want ads lately... Its a sad state of affairs when a high school kid working part time at best buy makes as much or more than a sys admin.... either that or I'm way behind the times

    433. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like training a dog?

    434. Re:Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peter Principle? That's how we got in this mess as IT workers in the first place.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle

  2. Or find someone to slave for low wages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps if there was a better compensation model this would not be such an issue, but wanting somebody with 5 years of sysadmin experience running Windows 2003-2008R2 and RedHat and LAMP and JBoss for $50k may not be realistic...

    1. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      One place I interviewed at wanted a one-man IT department (helpdesk, network, systems, programming, etc) for 80 users for $32k with mediocre benefits. The fact they wanted at least 8 years experience with Windows 7/Server 2008 R2 in 2010 should have been a hint...

    2. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Turning around to run is the correct action there.

    3. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by crazyjj · · Score: 0

      And probably expected you to be on call 24/7 to boot.

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    4. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      The requirements that they ask for always seem retarded. I think that is mostly driven by HR as a way to filter people without understanding. An IT manager comes and says we need a senior X person with these skills (pick appropriate subset). The HR drone assumes that means we need someone with 5, 8, or 10+ years experience with new technology Y. I saw similar things back in the early 2000s where they were looking for people with 10+ years of Java experience. Part of me does wonder if this is one of those tactics they use to show that there aren't qualified personnel in the US that can do the job so they need to import some workers for it.

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    5. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      If companies don't have enough time to figure out the job requirements, then they ought to fail. I would feel tempted to point out to them that 2008 is too new, but they don't deserve it.

    6. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 0

      You are entirely full of shit. What makes you think $50k isn't realistic? Is the job dangerous?

      No, you're _used_ to $100k salaries and therefore you think that's the "right" salary, when there's no such thing as a Right Salary.

      The only reason computer jobs are high paying is supply and demand, there's nothing intrinsic about the job that would require it to be high paying. Don't whine like a little bitch and use ridiculous words like "slave" because the supply/demand curve changes on you.

      First world problems, you have them. Also, see: Entitlement Mentality.

    7. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      He may also be talking about a place that has higher than average cost of living. I have friends who would be excited about a $50k job here in Saint Louis. From what I've been told, $50k in NYC would barely cover the lease on a cardboard box.

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    8. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

      Sorry but any mid-20 year old these days has those qualifications. Microsoft provides server software for free to university students, and anyone who hasn't managed LAMP you can only hope on something more useful than RedHat simply isn't interested in IT or programming.

      Put simply: Yes, $50k is perfectly reasonable for that job

    9. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      If they found one, they probably wanted another one every 3 months...

    10. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by vlm · · Score: 1

      Or they're specifically looking for people willing to lie, which might come in handy WRT their new financial software development.

      Or they're looking for people with, shall we say, a weak grasp on ethics and strong grasp of BS skills, to work in sales support?

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    11. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by vlm · · Score: 1

      More likely experience in the workforce shows that $90K jobs are generally easier or less educated or less risky or lower trained, and $110K jobs are generally tougher, so this would seem to be a $100K job.

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    12. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by wierd_w · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wrong.

      Factor in the adult education costs to meet the requirements. You will find that your applicants will be statistically saddled with out of control student loans they need to make payments on. As such, they actually *NEED* the 100k figure, just to buy food and gas to come and work for you.

      The one suffering the entitlement complex is the business's HR dept, demanding absurd requirements for a low paying position. "We don't want to pay to train those people!" Is not a suitable out for this problem. I don't want to pay taxes either, but that doesn't mean I can tell uncle sam to fuck off on tax season.

      Like any purchaser, (an employer purchases labor.), you need to shop, and determine a fair price based on all outstanding market forces, and realize that after a certain point, you get what you pay for.

      It is unsrealistic to expect people to live in poverty like conditions (yes, you pay them a "decent wage", but that is for somebody that isn't paying asstons of money to an educational institution on the installment plan. When you pay several grand a month for student loan payments, 50k a year is barely livable on the "ramen for dinner" budget. Eg, poverty.) *JUST* so they can work for you.

      I understand that as an employer, you have to make sure your applicants meet your basic needs. When buying a boat, you want one that doesn't leak. However, demanding a yacht for 300$ is rediculous. It costs more than that to build the yacht. Saying the shipyard is suffering from entitlement issues is totally in the wrong. If all you need is a boat to putter around a lake in, a little fishing boat is more appropriate to your needs and your budget. That is what you should hire. Don't demand a yacht unless you need a yacht, because you *will* end up paying yacht prices.

      Need somebody to cobble together a shellscript? Your typical highschool kid can do that. Don't demand 10+yrs linux experience with sysadmin experience, a CS degree, and 50 industry certs. That's like demanding a nascar certified pit mechanic to have your tire changed, when a walmart tech with a speedwrench is more than adequate. Hire the walmart kid. Leave the nascar pit mechanic to the nascar circuit where he's really needed.

      stop saying the nascar guy suffers "entitlement" bcause he refuses to work changing your tire for 10$/hr. You're the one suffering entitlement by demanding a high-rate nascar pit mechanic for piddly shit. Seriously.

    13. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      What irks me alot is the computer based application process. Turning to these electronic forms helps companies prove they accept applications from diverse backgrounds (see those optional questions on race, etc... in every online application).

      The problem with alot of us (I assume) is that when I fill out that form, I can't put down that I have a degree. So when a position is opened, it's almost 100% that someone wants a BA degree as a qualification. Even though I might have all the exact experience and skills needed.....

      One short SQL query of the application pool and I am eliminated. My resume will never show up because of that stupid field.

      I've taken to filling in the Degree as 'yes' and for the 'name of the school' I put ' self trained with 15 years exp..'

      That at least gets me through the stupid query and gets my name in front of someones face.

      I've actually been called back because such a simple thing like this get's someone's attention.

    14. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      Right. It all depends on where you live more than how you live.

      50k/year in NYC, you are basically working poor.
      50k/year in Costa Rica, you live like a king.

    15. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't understand economics.

      If the market value for ${skillset} is $100K and you are only offering $50K to fill your position, then, as in other realms in life, you are only going to get what you paid for (i.e., not much). As far as there being something "intrinsic about the job that would require it to be high paying..." that can be said of any job. In IT, it's the fact that relevant experience takes time and effort to develop. If I have invested my time and effort into learning a particular skill, then I expect to be compensated for that skill -- particularly if it happens to be in demand and somewhat difficult to find. Furthermore, your argument about the supply/demand curve changing on you further reinforces my argument: in high-tech industries, including IT, you can't just rest on your laurels and assume that the work you did ten years ago in college will carry you to retirement. If you want to remain relevant in the workforce, you have to continue to invest in your education. That requires time, money and effort, and as I already said, if I am going to spend my time, money and effort to keep my skills current, then yes, I expect to be compensated for that.

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    16. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by zlives · · Score: 1

      not if you want the large refrigerator size cardboard box... you people and their unreasonable wants really irk me :)

    17. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft provides server software for free to university students

      And how many students run such software on a world-facing computer? Running IIS disconnected from the internet doesn't show HR that you can fend off external threats.

    18. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      After Y2K, all the IT positions in Chicago started turning into 1 guy for at least 3 jobs. They want a network guy, a security guy, and a developer to maintain a website, all a company's computers, and to provide user support. At one company where I temped, I supported 70 servers (NT, 2000, 2003) and 350 users. They used to have 2 staff for that role. They let me go to hire a guy with more programming skills, because evidently they wanted to save another $40k/year on salaries. CHEAP BASTARDS.

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    19. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about demanding a fire in every trashbarrel and a newspaper in every cardboard box.

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    20. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody in the IT field knows (and I’m using my hated ex-bosses quote) that you wear “different hats”. Sure, this is to be expected in an every growing and changing field. What these companies really need to look at is professional sports. Why is it a multi-billion dollar a year industry? It is because professional sports pays top dollar for top talent. Now it seems employers look to the “mainframe-terminal-glorified-with-a-new-name-called “the cloud”. H1B, sorry to disappoint but this will never work. When people have a technical problem they do not want to speak to Robbie the Robot who follows a troubleshooting script with broken English as his or her half learned language.

      To sum it up: Pay is on par with performance and performance on par with pay.

      Human Resources is the first department that should be eliminated or outsourced. I begin to wonder what they do when they are not going over benefit changes or resumes. NOTHING

    21. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. A hundred times this. You want an educated worker? You pay for the education. Either in taxes or salary. There is no alternative, and Adam Smith's jackbooted foot up your ass if you choose to skimp on the latter.

    22. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I have used similar techniques to evade the auto filters as it is much easier to explain in an interview to people who understand technology than to get a HR drone to understand what you are talking about. My last job used an entirely proprietary IDE, language, and DB that was developed in house. The language was a variant of object pascal that they had created. Once I started describing it as a VB like language I started getting brought in for interviews. There I could sit with real people and explain that it was a proprietary language loosely based off of object pascal and shared a number of similarities with VB in the area of UI events who could understand what I was talking about and was actually able to learn and understand things.

      Getting your resume in front of the right people is probably the best way to get a job which is how I got my internship that I had for a few summers. The company my future father-in-law worked for was looking for some interns to port some old HP-IB (HP Instrument Basic) code to VB and C/C++ to run on the brand new NT 4.0 machines with a new/different controller card. He helped me write a resume and then dropped in the correct basket. The 2 summers I had that internship I learned more than I did in most of my college career as I was writing code to run the big HP robotic equipment for testing semi conductor wafers. It was about 2 weeks into the first summer when my manager asked me how I heard about the position and found out that it was through her boss 2 levels up. I got it on my own merits as I interviewed with her and one of the other people in the department, but I did get a bit of ribbing for dating the bosses daughter.

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    23. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by jamesdood · · Score: 1

      Can you send some of these well experienced 20 year olds over to me? I don't know if I would be willing to bet the security and integrity of my company's data on somebody who ran the servers for LAN parties in the dorms.... There is a big difference between someone who can install and run these apps and someone who can do so in a safe, secure, repeatable manner. If you don't care about things like PCI, HIPPA or SOX then no problem, the minute you are held accountable for what is happening in the IT environment I suspect the calculus changes dramatically. Cowboys and script kiddies need not apply...

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    24. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

      You'll find two things:

      1) They're better with security than most of the old folks you'll hire. Simple reason: They've been breaking security for fun (you know, the stuff the old guys set up)

      2) You can oddly enough train them!

    25. Re:Or find someone to slave for low wages by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

      I've been running 4 world-facing servers (that's separate VMs/machines, not services) for about 8 years now and I'm 26.

      Get your head out of your ass, and realize that the new generation grew up with this stuff.

  3. Not hard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when you just fill the positions with H1B visa holders. Large corporations have figured that one out - just barrage the US government with applications and hire people next to nothing. Can't fill positions if you want them to speak 10 different languages, write code in five different programming languages, and be willing to do it on $20k USD a year - unless you import a 'hired gun'. The fix is in...

    1. Re:Not hard... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      20K / year? I suspect a bit of exaggeration there. I came to the US as a H1B. I started on a pretty decent salary (which was twice what I was getting in the UK). Sure it wasn't 80k, but it wasn't far off and doesn't exactly compare with minimum wage which you're implying with your "next to nothing" quip. And as time wore on my salary increased very quickly to the point where I'm now getting slightly more than the going rate for the work I'm doing. And I stayed long enough to get my green card at great expense to myself as well as my employer after an epic six year wait.

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    2. Re:Not hard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H1B workers actually get more protection on salary than native workers.

      I know of a company that couldn't hire a local at an advertised wage. They brought in an H1B at that advertised wage. Then the government said the prevailing wage for that job was about 30% higher. The H1B worker's salary was raised. Had the company advertised a wage that was 30% higher they might have found someone local. However, none of the other currently employees got the same raise and since they hadn't advertised the higher wage none of the other employees knew what was going on.

    3. Re:Not hard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80k a year? Hmmm. Live for 30k, save 50k a year, so you must have 300k saved. Why not move back to the UK and live off that?

    4. Re:Not hard... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      80k a year? Hmmm. Live for 30k, save 50k a year, so you must have 300k saved. Why not move back to the UK and live off that?

      Because A you cannot live for 30K per year in Silicon Valley, and B I don't want to go back to the UK, you amusingly stupid mucksavage.

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    5. Re:Not hard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is when EVERYONE does exactly what I've done before. We all literally get up and walk out. We helped bankrupt the company and feel no shame for it. If they would have treated us fairly and not been abusive they wouldn't have had their entire IT staff and developers all quit on the exact same day.

  4. Hard to find: For their price range by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Generally it's not the case they can't find them at all, they abound. They just can't find them at the substandard price and unreasonable work hours they used to. It's like the girl who gets hit on constantly by good but average guys and complains "why doesn't anyone hit on me?"

    1. Re:Hard to find: For their price range by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      As a long-time IT pro, I expect to give up evenings & weekends & vacation time for my job. But not if the pay is crap.

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  5. Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article the 3 reasons why they can't find people:

    1.) lack of available applicants
    2.) applicants looking for more pay
    3.) lack of experience.

    I'm willing to bet that all 3 reasons are related to #2. Post a job listing online, looking for 20 yrs experience in Java and offer 40K/yr. Lets see anyone reasonable come try and fill that job post without asking for more money.

    1. Re:Reasons by crazyjj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lets see anyone reasonable come try and fill that job post without asking for more money.

      No they'll just go crying to their cronies in Congress to give them more H1B visas, saying there aren't any American workers out there. Then they'll hire some guy from India willing to work for next to nothing--who will produce shitty work in the long run, but hey it's all about the short term profits on paper anyway.

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    2. Re:Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This years bonus does not depend on next years performance...

    3. Re:Reasons by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

      It comes down to salaries, training and growth potential. Most companies I have worked for want skilled, senior developers. They are unwilling to hire and train a reasonable number of junior developers to become skilled, senior developers because they don't actually want to pay them while they are just learning to do their job. It's the downside to this modern, loyalty-free, at will work environment we've grown for ourselves in the U.S.

      Companies and their employees both know that they will fire the junior I.T. workers first. They are also unwilling to pay them as much as their competitors will as they grow in their position. Senior engineers know that the only way they are going to move up is to jump ship. Lack of applicants means "lack of applicants willing to accept my salary offer." 51% of companies are not having a problem filling these roles. What does that tell you?

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    4. Re:Reasons by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      network engineer jobs in indiana are almost all contract positions at $15-$19/hour. in chicago, as low as $11/hour. fuck that, it's nowhere near $40k/year.

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    5. Re:Reasons by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      The moment that companies stopped providing pensions I knew the gig was up. Is it any wonder that IT people change jobs so much? It has turned an entire generation of IT workers into mercenaries.

  6. Second half of the phrase.... by wickerprints · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "IT positions some of the toughest jobs to fill in the US...because employers can't get enough cheap H1B foreign labor." This is not about finding Americans with enough technical expertise, of which there are plenty--it's about employers who aren't willing to pay for it, and want to hire cheap labor from India/China visa holders.

    1. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't be more wrong.

      I don't have any degree or certification of any kind, yet I'm a Sys Admin earning 100k a year in a place where there's a low cost of living. The problem is finding the skills required, which mine are fairly vast.

      Go take your low self esteem and shame back to your parent's basement.

    2. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, look, an anecdote! Time to ignore the evidence, everybody!

    3. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be interested to know how long you've had this possition and how you worked your way up into it? Some organizations are good about that kind of thing but they're few and far between and today it seems tougher than ever to walk in without a degree and get taken seriously even if you can display your work.

    4. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Thanks, --- all intelligent comments such as yours, good citizen wickerprints, are truly appreciated --- and getting rarer and rarer here....

    5. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have any degree or certification of any kind

      And you have the corresponding attitude. Enjoy your good fortune.

    6. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by blackbear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it goes beyond that. I'm seeing H1B's getting the same or even beter rates on contracts than US citizens or even NAFTA visa holders. In spite of that, I've seen uniformly inferior work out of those H1Bs from India. It seems to be a cultural thing since I see good and even superior work from Americans, Canadians, and Wetern Europeans of Indian decent. Yet, the H1B's are getting the jobs. The customers (employees of the contract issuers) are complaining bitterly about the poor service, and nothing changes.

      I'm missing something here. If it's money, where are they cutting costs?

      I have noticed that well over half of the recruiting companies I've had dealings with are Indian owned. It also seems that ALL of the IBM contract positions go through these Indian owned companies.

    7. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Would you also like to talk to us about CleanMyPC?

    8. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dropped out of high school, went to work for the telephone company as a wiring tech. I already had the grey skills of IT and have been caught and not charged. =) From there I spent 5 years as a system administrator while also doing side contracts for typical devops work(aka everything from vmware, cisco to SMS/SCCM). I still continue to do sys admin work, but look for site reliability engineer and devop jobs so I won't get bored.

      I'm the person people hire to redo their infrastructure, I am the last resort. I throw my resume out there and I'm back to work 4-8 weeks after a mere phone interview(sometimes an in person).

      In my spare time I'm reading technical manuals, published books and technical mailing lists(postgresql, ruby, python, anything-java-ee-here) so I can better suit the people who pay me. I'm always studying without disruption, developing new communication protocols for internal use with our software which relies on new technology like websockets.

      I love my work, it's fun and satisfying.

    9. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, I only have 7 years of experience as a sys admin, some experience before that with programming. Though ultimately being a devops, I truly do everything which includes programming and patching already vast production systems.

    10. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by crazyjj · · Score: 2

      I'm missing something here. If it's money, where are they cutting costs?

      Because a lot of companies have CEO's who are only looking to boost profits (and their bonuses) in the very short term. So they downsize and cut costs any way they can to make their companies look better on paper. And they don't worry if the companies turn out shitty product in the long-term. When the shit hits the fan, they just bail out with their golden parachutes and leave the new guy to deal with the aftermath.

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    11. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will definitely enjoy my good fortune while progressing the ranks to a team lead to rake in the big bucks

    12. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that since the H1Bs aren't coming in easily anymore, they've lobbied the US Gov. to allow them to deny overtime to anyone with a IT based technical skill regardless of pay level. They claim that allowing less costly overtime will bring more jobs to the US... How?

    13. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Be very careful; when they were trying to sell me on co-oping in college they pointed to a number of people who never finished their CS degree because demand was so strong they dropped out of school to keep up with their work tasks. After I graduated there was a hiring slump and it was tough to find work for any IT job; those guys were working the bookstore register. When layoffs came, they started with the worthless people. Unable to fill the firing quota, they moved on to those who lacked the education requirements for their position.

    14. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Did you ever go back and get your GED?

      Also how long ago was it that you were hired by the telephone company as a high-school dropout?

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    15. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by IICV · · Score: 1

      One thing I've noticed is that for whatever reason H1Bs seem to have a hard time disagreeing with management. I'm not sure if it's a cultural thing or if it's because the company has them by the balls or some mixture of reasons, but I think a lot of the preference is due to the way they're easier to command, instead of having to be convinced.

    16. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to go taking the "they're taking our jobs!" stance, spouting nothing but hatred and getting upvoted as "Insightful".

      To get an H1B you need to pass background checks and have a relevant bachelors or equivalent, companies must be able to show they couldn't hire someone suitable locally, and, defeating your point, you have to prove you're paying market rate. The entire H1B cap is also only 65,000 this year.

      Assuming there is any legitimacy to your claim that companies prefer H1B workers, maybe it's because they actually work harder or better than you do.

    17. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are forgetting to add in the tax breaks they receive for the trouble of "not being able to find qualified Americans". These save big dollars ever year. Also figure in how much they don't spend on things like FICA, SS, Healthcare and retirement when they "hire" using an H1B and there are even more savings. These things and the ever lasting hope of the H1B visa holder that their H1B can be converted into a Green Card and you have willing slaves to your system that can be deported as soon as you are tired of their expectations.

    18. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by hillbluffer · · Score: 1

      Crazjj, you've got your finger right on it. CEOs no longer care if their company is there tomorrow, as the Wall Street price of their stock goes up, and their bonuses along with it. So they cut costs to pump up profitability, and quality can go hang. Job descriptions like this that request _insane_ amounts of skills are specifically written so that companies can truthfully say no "american candidate" out of the 1000s of resumes we received was able to fill the position. And it just so happens there's an H1B candidate that does... I once saw a video on YouTube that instructed HR Managers exactly how to do this; can't find it again right now.

    19. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you beat him to the punch "use with our software"

    20. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by zlives · · Score: 1

      H1B employees don't pay payroll tax... so take home is higher for same or even less pay. Employer doesn't have to pay payroll taxes including unemployment... it can't be that simple?

    21. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep you're missing the other reason that H1B's are preferred. Transferring an H1B is an involved an expensive process if you hire American x he or she can jump ship anytime he want to go the competition who are will to pay what she is worth. An H1B is much less likely to even attempt such a move and moreover startups through medium size companies just plain won't sponsor Visas so you don't have to worry about losing them to the exciting startup of the week. H1Bs are great for businesses even with wage parity...

    22. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      They're from Asia where schoolteachers are godlike and beat them physically. They are used to abuse and take it and say, "May I have another?" That's why.

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    23. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went back for my GED since it was required to dropout at the age of 17. ;)

    24. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been doing this for 7 years, hasn't hit me yet. I make myself invaluable for reasons of my security assessment and programming abilities ;)

    25. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by theMAGE · · Score: 1

      That is false. They pay all the taxes, including social security tax, without any expectation they will receive any of the benefits if they don't became permanent residents or citizens.

    26. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by zlives · · Score: 1

      non resident H1b taxes are not the same as US citizens/residents (green card). Things may have changed now but when I knew H1B holders (about 10 years ago) they didn't pay... I didn't ask too many questions ( i was pissed off lol, and it didn't seem fair)

    27. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You missed the important part of GP's post:

      I'm seeing H1B's getting the same or even beter rates on contracts than US citizens or even NAFTA visa holders.

      Where do the cut costs come from in that scenario?

    28. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by curunir · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. Everyone parrotting what you've said invariably lives away from the tech centers of the US and is, essentially, complaining that they can't get a tech job in an area where there aren't tech jobs.

      Meanwhile, back in Silicon Valley, San Francisco or any of the other areas where tech companies cluster, we have a serious lack of talent available to us. We've had open positions for well over a year that we just can't fill. Our offers are not low, or at least they wouldn't be if we could find anyone we'd want to hire. And our list of qualifications isn't long...know how to program in Java and have some clue as to how to solve problems. You'd think that anyone willing to pay $120k-$150k for someone with those attributes would have plenty of takers. You'd be wrong.

      It may not be fair that you have to move to get a good tech job, but that's how the industry works. But it doesn't mean that tech companies are scheming to hire foreigners and screw Americans.

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    29. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, also the H1B's tend to pad the living hell out of their resumes since nobody can really verify the information (try tracking random Indian universities and businesses down). When it comes to knowledge tests, nobody can understand what any of them are saying anyways since their grasp of English is usually not that great.

      In North America, it is too damn hard to get away with lying/padding on your resume anymore.

    30. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H1B folks are essentially indentured servants. if they quit, they lose their visa. They also don't have unrealistic expectations like "health insurance". They pay more in salary, but get someone they can force to work longer hours in worse conditions, and don't have to provide any benefits.

    31. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds to me like you need to change your hiring practices and seek out employees willing to move rather than sitting back expecting them to come on their own. Believe it or not, this is a two-way street. Don't blame the candidates because your recruiting is myopic. Send someone out to college campuses and offer them this great deal to move to a fun city.

      And no, $120-150k in San Francisco is not a particularly amazing salary. It's not bad, but you're not offering something so tempting someone is willing to take a risk and leave what they currently enjoy.

    32. Re:Second half of the phrase.... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Or take 'guff' from 'troublemakers' like Americans.

      How often do you see H1B's in innovative startups vs. multinationals with several layers of management?

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  7. more like trouble finding staff at their price... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am sick of seeing these garbage stories, proliferated by greedy companies, who just want caps on immigrant workers lifted. There are plenty of qualified staff available, if you are willing to pay the market rate.
    If you are an intelligent person, with good skills, you are not going to stay in any occupation that doesn't suitably reward you. Companies have to realise that.

  8. Talent by Spazmania · · Score: 2

    To be clear: we're not struggling to find *people*, we're struggling to find *talent*.

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    1. Re:Talent by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

      This is something people don't understand. It's not just in the U.S.

      There are lots of companies hiring on an ongoing basis with negotiable salaries and only one requirement: You have to not suck ass.

      The problem is that a lot of the people you see coming in thinking they're hot stuff get stumped by the most basic questions in the interview process. I'm referring to programming "challenges" for programming positions, not the kind of bullshit Google is famous for.

    2. Re:Talent by Spazmania · · Score: 2

      No kidding. I interviewed someone with alleged experience writing high data rate deep packet inspection software. I asked him what packet characteristics he matched on. He explained that he received the packet profiles from someone else's software. I asked him what sort of data structure he used to manage matching packets against the profiles. He explained that he used a vendor library that was "really fast."

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    3. Re:Talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That right there is the key point and echoes my experience for sure.

      I've been interviewing A LOT of candidates over the last two years. Most of the interviews are an utter waste of time... you get people who can't answer the most basic of technical questions ("Is HTTP stateful or stateless?" is one that has tripped up more than a few people for example) or you get people who can't communicate worth a shit, or people who you can PLAINLY see are just trying to bullshit their way through.

      What's worse though is that when you find someone, after HUNDREDS of interviews, who seems at least BORDERLINE competent, then you get him in-house and he winds up being an absolute disaster... obviously you're pissed at yourself for letting him through but you also realize the fact that at some point you had little choice but to settle for the first candidate that seemed even SLIGHTLY good because compared to what came before there really wasn't much of a choice.

      It's a mess. There's no shortage of candidates but there IS a MASSIVE shortage of candidates worth anything at all. It's ridiculous. And it also I think explains why wages are generally low in the IT world: if these are the people we're forced to hire we're sure as hell not going to pay them well too!

      I've been in IT for over 15 years. I started with a pretty low salary (under $30k). Over the years I've been treated very well financially and today I make what most Americans would consider very good money. And I'm not even officially management (although I'm doing quite a bit of management chores these days, but I'm still hacking code too). The point being when you're an actual talented person in IT who proves time and again that they know their stuff there is clearly money to be made in IT (and job security even in the face of multiple acquisitions and downsizings by the way).

      Unfortunately, it seems that many, more likely most, of current IT workers, and I use that term loosely, are not and almost certainly never will be in that category.

    4. Re:Talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be clear: we're not struggling to find *people*, we're struggling to find *human capital*.

      FTFY

    5. Re:Talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to look into the newer information on what Google actually use for hiring; it's not the random trick questions people think.

    6. Re:Talent by ekimminau · · Score: 1

      Single question. Cut the crap. EXACTLY what are you offering to pay for the role?

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    7. Re:Talent by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to pay EXACTLY what I think a candidate is worth. That's usually in the high five figures to low six figures. My HR department even has a group that figures out comparable salaries that other folks in the area are paid. They look at several similar job titles and help me narrow in on what lines up most closely with the guy I'm looking at. And if I really want the person, I have the latitude to push that up a little. No point spending the effort interviewing folks only to the lose the one I wanted because I made a low ball offer.

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    8. Re:Talent by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Talent? Think you're any good at recognizing talent? Most companies fail dismally, even purposely, at that. Throw out talented candidates all the time, then hire some idiot, often over the protests of their own engineers that they've shoved into a closet. Most exasperating are the decisions that went against good candidates over superficial and subjective reasons that may be completely wrong, or over political reasons. The rejects didn't look like the sort of desperate people who could be easily bullied into working lots of overtime for no pay. They looked like they might be "flight risks", who don't have to put up with bad management and are capable of quickly getting another job. They want the guy who is struggling to make the killer home and car payments, so they can use the threat of foreclosure and repossession to make him work harder. H1B is just one easy marker that often and fairly reliably indicates that kind of desperation. Easier to lowball him too. That's the kind of "commitment" they're looking for in a candidate. Some rate this higher than the skills they say they want! Then they have the nerve to complain there isn't enough talent.

      Experience is not equal to talent, as you ought to realize. So you're all unhappy this guy with "experience" in writing "deep packet inspection" software wasted your time because it turned out he has no talent. "What sort of data structure" is at least the right kind of question. Sounds like a hash is the way to go for a problem like that.

      People with talent in software engineering will have no trouble figuring out networking. It really is not that hard. The other way around, however, is a leap that many seem unable to make. There are an awful lot of skilled network admins and DBAs who can't handle any programming except the shortest and simplest, something like a 10 line script. I've had to take over from the network admin on what seemed at first glance to be a project for him, but which really required someone with software engineering skills. He cobbled together some scripts to grind through the logs and push them into software to extract data about visitors to the company web site. His design worked great for a while, but got slower and slower as logs built up. He called on me for help when it had reached the point it was struggling to finish a day's worth of logs in 24 hours, and was slowly falling behind. He'd made a very basic design mistake, forcing it to go through all the logs every time a new day was added. This approach was of course doomed to fail. Apparently, he hadn't thought about scalability. I reworked it so it did only new logs, cutting its daily run time to 1 hour, and could have optimized further, but there was no immediate reason to do so.

      From the little I've read of your requirements, I could easily do the job. But you'd never even look at me. I don't have the right kind of experience, though I have worked with network socket libraries and used Ethereal/Wireshark on occasion. You've put your requirements backwards. You say network experience is the most important, and software engineering is "minor". That also does not speak well of your understanding of the work you want done. Or it suggests you are being cheap, trying to hire 1 person for 2 jobs, or trying to hire on the less expensive skill of the 2 that you want. Or, it should be the less expensive skill. Curiously, many companies seem to value admins more highly than engineers.

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    9. Re:Talent by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      Ah the one who thinks he's the shit just because he can use other people's code. Very easy trap to fall into, because with all the shrink-wrapped software out there, both proprietary and open-source, most people never have to pop open the hood. Heck, most people don't even have to step outside the box of user-space batch programs or event-driven GUI's built on someone else's framework.

      I've been doing embedded software in and out of school for about seven years. I can count on two hands the number of times I've had to step out of that box, I can count on one hand the number of times I've had to do any kind of kernel hacking, and I can count on one finger the number of times I've actually had to write a kernel module (for Linux) from scratch.

      Maybe a few more fingers come up if I get to count writing cyclic executives for microcontrollers, but that's really not too different from a while loop inside a vanilla hello world program from CS101.

      And I've got a very nasty suspicion (which I don't necessary want to see vindicated) that I'm one of the more experienced embedded systems guys in my organisation.

    10. Re:Talent by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he eventually decided it must be a hash. A hash is a good guess but the wrong answer. You're matching against multiple patterns with different don't-care bits. Every bit is significant in a hash lookup; they don't handle floating don't-care conditions.

      If you're doing it purely in software, you're using something like a radix tree (alternately called a Trie). Otherwise you're sorting patterns by preference, stuffing them into a TCAM (a tri-state SRAM-like device) and burning lots of electricity and heat to get your answer in a single clock.

      The guy I'm hiring for now doesn't have to know this. I'm not looking for a developer to build me software, I'm looking for a guy who can make damn sure operability is adequately addressed in the architecture, to make sure the logs spit out usable knowledge, to make sure the plans don't call for breaking traffic the devs didn't realize was ordinarily on a production network and then to run both that and other equipment.

      When I ask, "If I block all ICMP packets passing my firewall, what breaks in TCP?" he should know enough about how TCP works to at least puzzle out the answer. Otherwise he just won't be able to spot the errors until he tries to take the product from lab to production and it falls flat. I can get an install monkey cheap. I need someone who can actually find the problems *before* the install.

      The guy I need is a generalist. A little bit sysadmin. A little bit architect. A little bit tester. A little bit developer. And a whole lot of IP networking knowledge.

      Am I any good at recognizing talent? Yeah, actually, I am. The much more challenging question is evaluating whether the individual fits. I won't claim any great skill there.

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    11. Re:Talent by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Employers are struggling to pull their heads out of their assholes and try to hire the right people. They're hiring the people whose resume says they have the skills and who look pretty and failing to hire the people who can solve problems and who look like whatever they look like (some of whom are pretty) because they're incapable of hiring intelligently.

      I lay the problem on lazy and/or uneducated managers relying on the HR department to find their candidates without proper guidance, and on lazy and uneducated HR employees who are just trying to find anyone who fits some absurd criteria they copied from someone else's website.

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    12. Re:Talent by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

      Here's the issue... None of the canidates you are complaining about have been properly trained and are a bit rough around the edges. As others have stated, it seems that Corporate America wants to pass the training buck to someone else.

      Also, if canidates don't know about some of the trivia in your interview... Maybe they haven't needed it or been exposed to it. Doesn't mean he are stupid or would make a bad employee. I would take a highly motivated, smart person rather than some person who can answer trivia but doesn't give two shits about the job.

    13. Re:Talent by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      If you want a spot on a professional basketball team, you should already know what a layup is and be able to do one. It's not trivia. It's "basics."

      Here's a clue: a highly motivated, smart person doesn't show up without already knowing the basics. So when someone does show up ignorant of the basics, that's a really strong clue that they're far from highly motivated.

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    14. Re:Talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHhahahjnHajhaHajjanHahHhHhHah ahem.

      Sorry about that. You think you are going to fill a role with those requirements for "high five figures to low six figures"? REALLY???!!!

      Don't expect any more applicants in the next 6 months than you got the last 6 months. You and are AT LEAST $100k off your mark. You and your HR group are used to estimating military pay grade.

    15. Re:Talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they don't want a "website" they want an innovative creative astounding web solution made by someone with pink pants and blue hair that's moused to permanently stand up. He will run around the room saying all kinds of things they don't understand but will agree with.

      Bitch Puhleeze it's a damn website.

  9. of course by g0es · · Score: 1

    Working in IT in most organizations is soul sucking.

    1. Re:of course by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      Don't work in I.T. do ya?

      It is the most thankless job in any company next to Janitor.

      People only call you when something breaks.

      No one claps you on the back saying, "Yo, great uptime on that server last month". You hear "why doesn't my iphone sync contacts".... bleh.

  10. Got laid off but found a job next day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having been a UNIX admin for over 14 years, I was laid off from a contracting company but after updating my resume, got 3 calls a day and an interview following week and hired when my 2 week was up.

    No joke, a DBA friend who also got laid off with me also found a job after 3 week.

  11. Translation by crazyjj · · Score: 0

    IT positions are hard to fill

    Translation: We can't find anyone to fill these positions at wages slightly above minimum wage. Please give us more H1B visas so we can import workers willing to work for slave wages.

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  12. Two part problem by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Americans bailed on the sector when the first big bump in 1998-2000. This left a gap that new trainees never really came in to fill.
    2. H1Bs go home. This means the insane over-recruitment of H1B employees had a cost at the end of their terms.
    3. There has been, up until 2008, and attitude in the U.S. that any college degree is good enough. My state only graduated 40,000 people from community colleges/trade schools this year. Everyone with higher aspirations just went to a 4 year school. To do less is to view oneself as a failure(and employers do too).
    4. Combine that with a culture with a slight distaste for mathematics and science and that's more than enough basic features to explain a discrepancy of this level.

    1. Re:Two part problem by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2

      You left out low salaries. It amazes me how little companies are paying their IT workers, while simultaneously complaining about the lack of competent IT staff and the risk of a low-paid tech guy leaking their trade secrets.

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    2. Re:Two part problem by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      5. Many employers refuse to hire any employee immediately out of college, because studies have shown that technical staff make their big mistakes in their first 2 years on the job. That leads directly to the "can't get experience without a job, can't get a job without experience" problem.
      6. There has continued to be an attitude that a good system administrator, network administrator, help desk guy, or programmer should have a degree in Computer Science or something similar. Many do, but many also have degrees in mathematics, engineering, or physics, and some have no degree at all.

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    3. Re:Two part problem by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      3. There has been, up until 2008, and attitude in the U.S. that any college degree is good enough.

      This. Those Ethnic and Gender Studies degrees, while fun to earn, do not translate into a job.

      We are talking to SOPHOMORE CS and Engineering students, trying to recruit them when they graduate.

    4. Re:Two part problem by autocracy · · Score: 1

      3. There has been, up until 2008, and attitude in the U.S. that any college degree is good enough. My state only graduated 40,000 people from community colleges/trade schools this year. Everyone with higher aspirations just went to a 4 year school. To do less is to view oneself as a failure(and employers do too).

      There has been too much emphasis on college degrees, I think. This idea that everybody should start with getting a degree out of school seems to lead to many folks with a load of debt who may not be in the field that suits them at the end of the degree. Further, a degree in CS seems to have little correlation with the ability to effectively program. I'm sure there exist some programs that might relate to other fields of IT, but I don't personally know of any that properly convey the skills required for other IT disciplines.

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    5. Re:Two part problem by tunapez · · Score: 2

      Look on the bright side, now fry cooks and sign-twirlers feel like they're really earning a 'competitive wage'.

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    6. Re:Two part problem by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      5. Many employers refuse to hire any employee immediately out of college, because studies have shown that technical staff make their big mistakes in their first 2 years on the job. That leads directly to the "can't get experience without a job, can't get a job without experience" problem.

      This is a problem that could be solved if universities were willing to let students run their computer systems. I don't just mean students owning their own desktops, I mean really running the school's systems -- maintaining software, managing servers, etc. There are plenty of students at just about any university who could do this, and yet the schools would rather just hire a bunch of IT staff to cover these things.

      I am not a fan of turning universities into vocational schools, but this seems like a fair compromise -- students could continue to receive a quality education in their courses, but still get real-world IT experience if they want it. It could be rolled into a financial aid program, so that those students don't have such a heavy debt burden when the enter the job market.

      Of course, schools will first have to get over the fact that a student in a server room could potentially try to change grades. Perhaps by issuing keys to professors, so that grades are actually certified by the person who gave them.

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    7. Re:Two part problem by Usefull+Idiot · · Score: 2

      7. Outsource lower level tech jobs to India, but expect people in the US to somehow magically acquire the the experience without having the aforementioned job.

    8. Re:Two part problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot #5.

      Listing four parts under the title of a two part problem.

    9. Re:Two part problem by rgbrenner · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You left out low salaries. It amazes me how little companies are paying their IT workers

      Or maybe IT workers have an unrealistic idea of their self worth.

      10 highest paid bachelor degrees in 2011:
      3. Computer Engineering
      5. Computer Science
      6. Software Engineering

      Only Petroleum Engineering and Chemical Engineering pay more.

      How much exactly do you think your skills are worth? You work with a computer.. you don't create gold from thin air.

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    10. Re:Two part problem by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      You're right, I wrote the subject first, then the body without reviewing the subject to make sure it made sense. It does not.

    11. Re:Two part problem by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      3. There has been, up until 2008, and attitude in the U.S. that any college degree is good enough. My state only graduated 40,000 people from community colleges/trade schools this year. Everyone with higher aspirations just went to a 4 year school. To do less is to view oneself as a failure(and employers do too).

      There has been too much emphasis on college degrees, I think. This idea that everybody should start with getting a degree out of school seems to lead to many folks with a load of debt who may not be in the field that suits them at the end of the degree. Further, a degree in CS seems to have little correlation with the ability to effectively program. I'm sure there exist some programs that might relate to other fields of IT, but I don't personally know of any that properly convey the skills required for other IT disciplines.

      I agree. Some of the most talented, competent, intelligent people I have ever had the privilege of working alongside never set foot in a college classroom.

      Not to say the pedigree has no merit, but perhaps not as much as proscribed by employers.

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    12. Re:Two part problem by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1
      1. For a business whose computers store and process trade secrets, low paid IT workers are a liability. Someone who is desperate may not need to think twice about selling some trade secrets for two years' salary. CERT even has guidelines for mitigating this threat, though some of this would require an IT guy to configure in the first place (skip to page 63):

        http://www.cert.org/archive/pdf/CSG-V3.pdf&sa=U&ei=fmrGT72xCcmX6QHq3dilBg&ved=0CBsQFjAF&usg=AFQjCNEONyDP1ESvK1JeiGPbzIYlGYaoQw

        You may not be paying just for skills; you may also be paying for a trustworthy person (and why shouldn't people with impeccable ethics be paid more?).
      2. "You work with a computer" is a great way to diminish the value of IT work...until you realize that most people have such a poor understanding of computers that they would be helpless without an IT worker. Most businesses today are dependent on computers, by extension, dependent on their IT staff.
      3. The demands placed on IT staff are often very high. How many lines of work expect you to be on call 24x7? How many lines of work demand that you travel to a data center during a snow storm so that you can figure out why some server is down? If you are going to demand these sorts of things from people, it is not at all unreasonable for those people to demand better wages.
      4. Not all IT work is as simple as you might think; it is not always a matter of configuring servers and repairing workstations. Some systems are complex, mission critical, and need lots of attention. IT workers can be asked to write a lot of code to extend software or to connect otherwise incompatible programs. The quality of the work done in such cases can be translated into dollars, and mistakes can be very costly as well.

        There are also cases of IT guys being asked to clean up some other person's mess. You probably heard this sort of story before: the last IT guy was incompetent, jumped ship or died, and now nobody understands all those perl scripts he wrote to manage the systems. So the new IT guy's first task is to build new management tools, document those tools, and make sure that everyone knows how everything works. That is not a light workload, especially if you are being asked to do it side-by-side with run-of-the-mill IT work, nor is it necessarily simple.

      So no, it is not unreasonable for IT workers to complain about $35k/yr salaries. Really, considering how critical IT work can be in a business, I would say that it is risky for a business to hire someone willing to work for such a low salary -- they will either do something corrupt, jump ship and leave you looking for a new IT guy, or they really do not know what they are doing.

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    13. Re:Two part problem by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      This is a problem that could be solved if universities were willing to let students run their computer systems. I don't just mean students owning their own desktops, I mean really running the school's systems -- maintaining software, managing servers, etc.

      But if students did those jobs, there wouldn't be a juicy outsourcing contract to bid! How will the people in procurement eat if they don't have every IT vendor in the state take them out to lunch a few times? How will IT service firms with personal connections to school administrators but no ability to manage a huge network get contracts they can't actually deliver on?

      Please, somebody think of the hungry procurement managers and the well-connected service firms!

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    14. Re:Two part problem by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

      Missed one.. #10 is system engineering.

      So that's 4 out of the top 10

    15. Re:Two part problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. Many employers refuse to hire any employee immediately out of college, because studies have shown that technical staff make their big mistakes in their first 2 years on the job. That leads directly to the "can't get experience without a job, can't get a job without experience" problem.

      This is a problem that could be solved if universities were willing to let students run their computer systems. I don't just mean students owning their own desktops, I mean really running the school's systems -- maintaining software, managing servers, etc. There are plenty of students at just about any university who could do this, and yet the schools would rather just hire a bunch of IT staff to cover these things.

      Some do, at my university much of the IT staff were students working on their undergrad while being supervised by a small number of full-time professionals.

    16. Re:Two part problem by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      We used to have an on-campus computer lab for Computer Science students to do homework on here. There were student computer monitors hired to administrate it every year.

      Then the budget got cut.

    17. Re:Two part problem by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

      1) All 3 of the salaries for an IT degree listed are 60k or above.

      2) There are people making less than that who are paid even less. entry/mid level managers, accountants, etc, etc, etc that have access to sensitive information.

      Are you saying IT works are more untrustworthy than any of the other degrees? If you really think honest people will steal data if you pay them slightly less than 6 figures--that says more about you than other people.

    18. Re:Two part problem by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Zuck did much better than if he could create gold from thin air...

    19. Re:Two part problem by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

      Are you Zuck? Did you create Facebook? Is forming your salary expectations by how much was made during a dotcom boom (current or previous) really reasonable?

    20. Re:Two part problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I play football (with friends at a public park). Mark Sanchez plays football. Mark Sanchez gets paid $3.25 million/yr. Therefore I am worth $3.25 million/yr.

      Flawless logic.

    21. Re:Two part problem by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      All 3 of the salaries for an IT degree listed are 60k or above.

      Except that the people who are being hired for IT jobs are not limited to people who received those degrees. There are plenty of IT jobs out there that are paying low wages. I have seen attempts to hire IT workers at $40k/yr and even less than that.

      There are people making less than that who are paid even less. entry/mid level managers, accountants, etc, etc, etc that have access to sensitive information.

      I do not dispute that, but an IT guy can set up a system that restricts their access to such information in order to mitigate that risk. The IT guys themselves, however, have direct access to servers and even workstations, and could do all sorts of things -- install keystroke logging software, take backup tapes home, intercept secret keys, etc. They may also be in a position to modify security systems or to set up covert channels.

      In general, anyone who has that level of access to sensitive information should not be a low paid worker, whether that access is a part of their daily job e.g. a manager or because they manage computer systems i.e. an IT guy.

      If you really think honest people will steal data if you pay them slightly less than 6 figures--that says more about you than other people.

      It really depends on the value of that data. If a competitor or foreign government is willing to pay millions of dollars for that data, your "honest" IT guy making just under six figures may suddenly become a dishonest IT guy (in which case, you really need someone with a vested interested in the business to manage security -- and only give your lower-pay IT staff the minimum access that is necessary). This is probably not a concern for the majority of businesses, but the lower the salary of your IT staff, the more of a concern it becomes.

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    22. Re:Two part problem by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Then (as has been said here many times) you don't want a college education, you want training like I got with my associates degree which was all hands on 'run these systems' type. College is not designed for that, but business wants more and more college and more degrees. I've been told by places now they won't hire anyone who doesn't have a graduate degree now and they prefer doctorates. And they don't pay more than 50k even so. It's simply inane and stupid.

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    23. Re:Two part problem by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      No, to all of the above, but it is reasonable to say that we're literally creating value from less than thin air. While knowledge and ideas are powerful, they are even less material than the software people in this field create - definitely moreso than people who specialize in finding and extracting black gold.

    24. Re:Two part problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its called a job... i paid for school with a job at the uni helpdesk

    25. Re:Two part problem by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      You seems to be very optimistic about everything. It is very high risk letting students run the school server by themselves. Also, how many students do you think that would actually do the work? Even among students, there are different skill levels. The differences could easily cause conflict. What do you think how well young adult handle conflicts?

      One more thing, the "school" work environment is a very small subset of the real world and cannot be assumed as the "real" world. It is similar to having a "hand-on" class which is not really the whole "real" world but a subset of it. Does it help? Could be up to a certain degree. I would not take it as serious as it sounds in your post.

      A really big problem for students is the work mentality. School work is completely different from the real world. There are some students who seriously work for grade, and they may learn something which may include responsibility. There are, however, as many as or more students that do NOT care for the school work as long as they can "pass" the class. Letting them take care of the school work could cause a lot more trouble that may not be reversible.

      There is another aspect that those who hate H1B people never look at -- working attitude. It seems that people who are on H1B would work hard and do not have "high" expectation on their return. There are a lot more of Americans that feel entitlement that they work this much and then they should get this much. If they cannot get as much as they expected, they would not improve themselves and wait for their employer to either give them more or kick them out. Employers can kick the H1B people easier if they don't like them, but they cannot easily do it with Americans unless they cannot handle them any more. The law is much more rigid when dealing with American citizens. Therefore, looking at foreign workers from only one angle would just get misconception.

    26. Re:Two part problem by JSombra · · Score: 1

      you don't create gold from thin air.

      We do nearly the exact opposite, we save the company's gold (unless it's an IT company...then we do make gold out of thin air)

      Hell most large company's today, could not even exist without IT no matter how many staff they hired

    27. Re:Two part problem by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Well, since 38% of your positions are unfilled, I would say that our skills are worth more. I mean, who needs a chemical or petroleum engineer? Almost nobody. Who needs programmers? Almost everybody.

      Notice that a lot of people on this page are saying that they feel low-balled all the time. And yes, we do create wealth out of thin air by saving you millions.

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    28. Re:Two part problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. Society teaches us that anyone who wants to study engineering, science or anything technical is a chump and probably a virgin, and therefore doesn't deserve good money and popularity. All the smart popular successful kids get to be lawyers, financiers or just have the chumps do all the work for them.

    29. Re:Two part problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would add another point. Most companies don't higher at the noob level. They are only willing to hire experienced employees, so it is very difficult to get experience.

    30. Re:Two part problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in a university IT department. It's not in my job description but I consider educating students one of the most important things we do. I push to hire as many as we can afford and to empower them as much as the management types will allow.

    31. Re:Two part problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How much exactly do you think your skills are worth? You work with a computer.. you don't create gold from thin air.

      None of those industries can function without IT any more. Also, as the GP alluded, IT is in a position to directly sell out all of a company's secrets, so you want them to be paid well enough not to do so.

      It's a simple question of supply and demand; there's not enough supply at the rate they demand to pay. Consequently IT people have become truck drivers and dry cleaners and shit like that. Things that take two brain cells but not three. They're making about the same kind of money they were making in IT if they were underpaid, but with a lot less responsibility. Some of them are even making more.

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    32. Re:Two part problem by a90Tj2P7 · · Score: 1

      2) There are people making less than that who are paid even less. entry/mid level managers, accountants, etc, etc, etc that have access to sensitive information.

      Are you saying IT works are more untrustworthy than any of the other degrees? If you really think honest people will steal data if you pay them slightly less than 6 figures--that says more about you than other people.

      In a properly structured company, especially if your IT workers are doing their jobs, those other positions won't have access to anything other than the data they need/use to do their jobs, and the company-wide stuff. Maybe some position-level stuff like a managers' share. Sure, there can be plenty of trade secrets and sensitive info they might have access to, but nothing compared to the entry-level admin who can access every department's shares, email, voicemail, HR files, the executives' data, etc. Having moved on from a small business a few months ago, I can still remember my old CEO's I-demand-this-never-expires domain password, and the last two tasks I'd done had been to fix the permissions HR had messed up in their private share, and set up a new notebook for the CFO, complete with copying over all of his files.

      I'm not disagreeing that it shouldn't make IT workers inherently more untrustworthy, but it's fair to say an admin can gain access to much, much more than a normal user can. On the flip side, a lot of those other roles tend to stick to a specific industry once they've gained some experience in it, where IT workers tend to get around. It's more likely for a manager, salesperson or accountant to switch to a direct competitor than a sysadmin or developer. Some of the more serious security certs can be revoked for reported ethical violations, a lot of those other jobs don't have that kind of field-wide accountability (maybe CPAs, I'd imagine). We also don't tend to profit from any information we bring in, at least not like a salesperson or manager might. Infrastructure and programming standards aren't nearly as proprietary or company-specific as contacts/leads or business strategies. TL;DR - our access is a greater vulnerability, but there's [probably] a lower likelihood of that vulnerability being exploited, so the risk is probably about equal.

    33. Re:Two part problem by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      Cops and FBI agents are paid less than a lot of IT workers. Pay range should not be the driving force behind the corruptability of someone. Let's face it, if an IT worker was going to rip of a company or commit an illegal act they'll be doing it for a lot more than anything someone in that pay range would be getting paid.

    34. Re:Two part problem by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      The IT staff of Universities that I know of do not outsource or use a vendor. They do in fact have their own IT staff. Most are students simply because they can get free tuition. You can't open a production system to be the play toy of every two bit college student that wants real world experience. There is a reason they're in college and there is a reason they don't get hired straight out of the door. IT'S BECAUSE THEY KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING REQUIRED TO DO THE JOB!!!! 1-2 semesters working on some small project on Java and a bunch of trivial basic courses in software development is not an acceptable level of knowledge. A computer science degree that teaches you some EE courses, a crap load of basic courses in multiple languages, and basic design classes is a very good start. It's still just a start and has no comparison to real world systems. Sure there are a few bright ones but most are not die hard tech heads...and even the ones that are have a crap load to learn before anyone should trust them to code something in the real world. I've only met 2 fresh out of college grads out of many that I'd trust on a production system. A University's IT and programming needs is a production system will real world risk/lawsuits if someone fucks something up.

      The real problem is instead of people like me training fresh college grads on our systems I'm training contractors from India. At least in my company that's why I believe "no experience" jobs are almost impossible to find. They'd rather give those positions to contractors from India they can axe if they aren't worth anything.

    35. Re:Two part problem by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      ^^^^THIS. I can't agree with this more. This is the biggest issue with getting into the field. Just because contractors and outsourcing is a small percentage of all IT workers does not mean they don't drastically impact the employability of everyone in the industry.

    36. Re:Two part problem by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      6. There has continued to be an attitude that a good system administrator, network administrator, help desk guy, or programmer should have a degree in Computer Science or something similar. Many do, but many also have degrees in mathematics, engineering, or physics, and some have no degree at all.

      This has been my issue.

      I came to IT rather late. I was already in my 20's when I discovered IT. I had gone to college for Commercial art, graduated from there in the early 1990's during that recession and couldn't find work. So i worked whatever I could find while I figured out what I wanted to do. During that time I got married, and we bought our first PC. I discovered I had a knack for it (was bad at math back in HS in the '80's, was told you had to be a math whiz to "do computers" so never considered them.) and I ended up taking some A+ and MCSE classes at a local community college. Got my certifications and started in IT. Did my time doing low-level PC support and call center tech work and then was looking to move into a more advance IT position...

      From that point onward I have been struggling to both find companies willing to hire me, and to find companies willing to PAY me.

      As it is, after 10 years working in IT with a solid resume and broad experience I haven't been able to crack $50k in my salary. I recently asked for a fairly moderate raise of $5k/yr in my $47k salary. I got a 2.75% raise (that's $1200). A slap in the face. And my supervisor tried to sugar coat it by telling me it was "larger than average". I know that there is still a recession on, and I try to tell myself (and my wife) that I should be glad I even HAVE a job. But when I see stories like this I just want to tear out what is left of my hair.

      I feel used, under-appreciated, undervalued, and absolutely underpaid. I'm not looking for a high six-figure income. I know being a Network Admin and systems engineer doesn't pay at that level. But high TWO figure income would be nice. Something I can actually save money for retirement on with a bit on the side for family fun stuff. I just want to be paid what I'm worth, which is WAY more than under $50K a year.

      It's just SO FRUSTRATING.

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    37. Re:Two part problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Cops and FBI agents are paid less than a lot of IT workers.

      Well, you pretty much just made my argument for me. Police and FBI are overwhelmingly corrupt.

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  13. Basic economics by beamin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They just need to up their offer. Go invisible hand!

    1. Re:Basic economics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's still an unfotunate trend in manager thought that if it isn't a tech company, they shouldn't have to spend much on tech. (But the one overworked guy in the basement should still be able to get their iPad working flawlessly on the system while protecting all data from all sorts of attacks.)

      I suppose it has to do with whether they see IT as an essential alternative to higher overhead elsewhere, or whether they see it as a form of high-tech janitor (altough, a Shadowrun style drone rigger could make quite the uber-janitor...)

    2. Re:Basic economics by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "They just need to up their offer. Go invisible hand!"

      The Invisible Hand is a fiction invoked to squeeze your Invisible Balls until you do what the Masters want.

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    3. Re:Basic economics by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      The invisible hand is giving you the finger.

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    4. Re:Basic economics by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I just get an invisible foot in the rump.

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    5. Re:Basic economics by jkflying · · Score: 1

      I'll believe it when I see it.

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    6. Re:Basic economics by chooks · · Score: 1

      I upped my offer...

      ...now up yours.

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    7. Re:Basic economics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Invisible Hand smells like curry.

  14. I think we all know how to solve this problem... by spagthorpe · · Score: 4, Informative

    If the salaries for those positions were acceptable to the people with those skills, they would have no problem filling the positions.

    I get weekly emails from companies wanting me to do contract work, all senior engineer level work, as a contractor (no benefits, 1099 work), and the hourly rate is pathetic. Then they cry about not being able to hire engineers, and how we need to outsource/bring in H1Bs. Let them struggle.

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  15. There is a major shortage of recuiters and HR by johnb10001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    people that can write a job description and match job seekers to the jobs.

    1. Re:There is a major shortage of recuiters and HR by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      The position I was in now was taken down for a few months, renamed and reposted. Originally, they had a lot of applicants who just saw the title "Systems Administrator" and applied with expectations for $60k+ salaries... if they had read the actual description, it would have been obvious the position is for a much more junior level person with a salary to match.

    2. Re:There is a major shortage of recuiters and HR by skids · · Score: 1

      This. They'd have better luck if they stopped posting resumes obviously written by clueless PHBs, as we can smell people we do not want to work for a mile away.

    3. Re:There is a major shortage of recuiters and HR by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Sounds about right. If you can make it past them you are doing well. How about they actually understand what skill set is required. In the early 2000s (01 and 02) I saw tons of postings requiring 10+ years of Java experience. I also see an awful lot of low ball offers where they expect some retarded long list of X years experience with obscure program Y, certifications, and other stuff but pays in the mid $30k.

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  16. Probably because they want to pay peanuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And are surprised when they get monkeys. That and it might reflect a complete failure in HR practices.

    Either way, it's clearly time to open the H1-B etc floodgates to mitigate the above two failings.

  17. "IT Staff?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT is kind of a nebulous term. Going by the common definition on the street, I'm guessing that "IT Staff" means "On-site computer support people willing to work for just over minimum wage and oh yeah, can you carry the duty pager tonight?"

  18. I could see it by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To do well in IT you just have to have a certain problem solving ability. I don't think it is something that can be taught, or at least I can't tell you how to teach it. It isn't about knowing a lot about computers, it is about being able to process novel problems and find solutions to them, expediently preferably.

    That's what we look for when we hire students (I do IT work for a university). Finding students with experience is hard since, well, they are students of course they don't have experience and that aside the kind of things we do, almost nobody has experience with. That's ok, what we are really after is someone who is good with problem solving, particularly the kind of problem solving you need for computers.

    I've encountered more than a few people who are not very qualified/competent in IT. We've hired a few people since I've worked here and I've sat on their hiring board (the IT manager, my boss, usually has 4 other technical people with him on the board for interviews). The only people in interviews already made it past HR's resume filtering, and then were the best resume's from the bunch we got. Still, many have been totally unqualified and it becomes readily apparent in the interview process.

    1. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bigger problem is that who in a typical HR role has the capacity to recognize those logical skills? Usually they have no idea what to look for so they just cut and paste a lot of experience and certificates/degrees as requirements to cover their ass.

    2. Re:I could see it by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I've encountered more than a few people who are not very qualified/competent in IT.

      Having worked in acadamia myself, it has been my experience that talent and competence diminishes severely the further up the management ladder you go.

      Case in point: the "Director" of my department got his Bachelor's degree from University of Phoenix. I'm not sure the V.P. even had a degree...

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    3. Re:I could see it by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Problem solving is easy to test for.

      You hit something with something they have the skills to do, haven't yet done, and watch how their mind works. Once the recruiters know what kind of interview you give, you get the right kinds of candidates.

    4. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To do well in IT you just have to have a certain problem solving ability. I don't think it is something that can be taught, or at least I can't tell you how to teach it. It isn't about knowing a lot about computers, it is about being able to process novel problems and find solutions to them, expediently preferably. ... what we are really after is someone who is good with problem solving....The only people in interviews already made it past HR's resume filtering, and then were the best resume's from the bunch we got. Still, many have been totally unqualified and it becomes readily apparent in the interview process.

      Have you tried loosening the HR filters? The ability you seek cannot be selected by HR.

    5. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree with the problem solving ability. I have had a couple Cisco Cert people that tried working for me. After them showing how smart they were on knowing how the details of networking go, they failed at trouble shooting. Even basic computer level they had hard times with it. I could teach them how to fix it but not the part where they figured out what the problem was.

      So now I am back being the solo guy and still looking for someone who can trouble shoot and has little computer or networking experience.

      How do you test someones problem solving ability in a general test... thats the one I am solving now.

    6. Re:I could see it by Frobnicator · · Score: 1

      Still, many have been totally unqualified and it becomes readily apparent in the interview process.

      Then you are doing something wrong.

      The people you want are already gainfully employed by great companies. They are the people who were not laid off during the recession, and now those companies are doing everything they can to keep them.

      To get them you need to pay directly through salaries and perks and big hiring bonuses, or hire a headhunter plus offer the salaries and perks. You cannot lure happy talented professionals away from their jobs very easily. And companies I've seen are doing all they can to keep their best workers very happy.

      My current company is doing everything it can to keep the talent it has. It seems every week or so there is an email asking how they can make our lives better. We're also hiring at salaries that remind me of the dot-com bubble.

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    7. Re:I could see it by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Having worked in acadamia myself, it has been my experience that talent and competence diminishes severely the further up the management ladder you go.

      Otherwise known as the Peter Principle -- sooner or later everybody gets promoted to their own level of incompetence.

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    8. Re:I could see it by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I rate HR people barely above high school guidance counsels. But hey, it pays good and you get nice parking spots.

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    9. Re:I could see it by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The hilarious irony is that upper management would regularly use that exact phrasing as an excuse to not promote anyone else.

      At least, it's hilarious now that I don't work there anymore.

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    10. Re:I could see it by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      The general rule in my office is to ask them a medium-ish question, and then if their answer involves within a minute or so "Google search" you know you have a winner.

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    11. Re:I could see it by bubblegoose · · Score: 1

      I learned the six step troubleshooting process back in Navy Electrician "A" School. Once you make it a habit to employ these steps you can apply these principles to help solve any technical problem. http://electriciantraining.tpub.com/14191/css/14191_144.htm http://electriciantraining.tpub.com/14191/css/14191_145.htm

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    12. Re:I could see it by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      That requires that the HR drone actually do critical thinking. At my last job I did a number of interviews (it was a small company) and I loved interviewing new candidates. I wouldn't ask them trivia questions about programming languages or OSes but would pose a problem to them and let them work through it on the white board. I wanted to see them think and how they went through the though process most of the time I didn't care if they got to the correct answer in 10-15 minutes I had for this. After a while I would go over what they had with them discussing specific things. I really got a feel for their ability to try things out and how open to new ideas or approaches they were. I did discover that how people look on paper and perform in real life can vary greatly. The worst candidate was one who stated that they never covered this problem in school and couldn't give an answer. When prodded and even told that I didn't care about the answer but wanted to see them work through something they still gave me the same response. At that point I decided the interview was over as this person didn't want to think.

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    13. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. That reminds me of what happened at my buddy's company. They needed a new guy to do basic troubleshooting (using RA software), monitor the systems for errors that pop up, and a couple of other things. So, the IT manager gave HR a question like if a user calls with error "0x00BE," what would you do? And the expected answer was to search for what that error code meant or connect to the computer remotely as step 1. Anything else was considered a failure. Well, the HR person came back and said they had the best candidate and hired that person. While introducing him to the IT guys, the manager asked what answer he gave to the question. The new guy said that he pretended that he knew the answer off top of his head that it was the motherboard and that should be replaced and then they should reinstall windows. The manager says, "that is a driver problem, not a motherboard problem and reinstalling windows won't fix it" No joke, the new guy said in all seriousness, "What's a driver?" (or at least that was my buddy's telling of the exchange.)

    14. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it is something that can be taught, or at least I can't tell you how to teach it.

      Its actually pretty simple. Parents need to allow their children to figure out the process of figuring out. Too many parents get impatient and instead force feed predefined answers(right or wrong) to their children, inhibiting their ability to problem solve.

      Neil deGrasse Tyson explains it pretty well in this QA between him and Stephen Colbert. I don't remember which part it is at, but the whole thing is worth a watch regardless.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXh9RQCvxmg

    15. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a student in a field that has pretty much taken off again in the past couple of years. That being said, since people are under tight budgets, most internship opportunities are only for people about to graduate, since that's all a lot of companies can afford. They also require experience. So here is myself and my school friends applying to a ton of internships and getting turned away at all of them because they want experience. Then when we're seniors, there won't be enough internships to go around. Taking bets now, how much you want to bet that as soon as we graduate we keep getting asked why we didn't take any internships?

    16. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually very close to how I describe my job as a hardware engineer.

      Half techie, half artist, half inventor. Yes, 150%

    17. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it's a little odd, because you're in acadamia. I see no problem with someone being in charge of departments, teams, etc that have no degree if they are competent enough to preform the job.

    18. Re:I could see it by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Then you're doing it wrong.

      If the process isn't working, well, stick with the process. amiright?

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    19. Re:I could see it by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      To do well in IT you just have to have a certain problem solving ability. I don't think it is something that can be taught

      I started at about 9 months. The 8-year-old is almost there. The 5-year-old still thinks I can make hardboiled eggs in 20 seconds with a magic bowl, but he's starting to wonder why it only works for me.

      It all comes down to identifying knowns, forming a hypothesis, testing that hypothesis, gathering new knowns, and iterating.

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    20. Re:I could see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company also sends out weekly or biweekly e-mail asking how they can make our lives better. Unfortunately the annual 1.5% raises speak louder than their fucking lip service. Is your company hiring?

    21. Re:I could see it by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      The 5-year-old still thinks I can make hardboiled eggs in 20 seconds with a magic bowl, but he's starting to wonder why it only works for me.

      How could it take you 20 seconds to cook your eggs, when it takes the entire egg-eating world 15 minutes?

      Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into an egg faster in your kitchen, than in any place on the face of the earth? Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove!

      Were these magic eggs? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans??

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  19. Today's IT Job market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sucks for most, but the skilled english speaking talent will have no problem at all getting work.

    In transition myself to a new job (I hate microstrategy, and no, I have no interest in learning it) - be reasonable, a little animated, somewhat excited about solving problems and you will do well.

    The flip side is the negotiation cycle - folks think that just because the job market is weak for most, that the skilled set will make massive concessions on salary. Its about the time I start asking for massive concessions on work environment (aka telecommute). For some reason, everyone is still afraid of remote work.

  20. No, really? by Sarten-X · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who recently sought to fill one of those openings, I have some advice for companies looking to hire: Let your existing IT people write the job listing. A disturbing number of the listings I came across were ridiculous.

    5 years experience required, for an entry-level position at $25,000 salary with weekends on-call? Nope. I might be unemployed, but I don't want to lose money on a job.

    Looking for someone A+-certified with mainframe maintenance and 15 years of Java programming experience? I'm close to qualified, but now I'm scared.

    Five programming tests and two phone interviews, and the face-to-face interviewer doesn't even get my name even close to right? I don't think the epitome of "faceless corporation" is the right fit...

    Look, I understand that there are lots of IT folks out of work, and you think that if you ask for the world, you'll get it from them. You might meet some success, but is stripping your employees of dignity really the right way to get a productive workforce?

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    1. Re:No, really? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      is stripping your employees of dignity really the right way to get a productive workforce?

      No, but it's a great way to screen out companies you don't want to work for.

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  21. Basic business school.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the most common reasons employers say they are having trouble filling jobs, including lack of available applicants, applicants looking for more pay and lack of experience."

    Really? Do businesses not understand the laws of Supply and Demand? When supply shrinks or demand goes up the price you have to pay to get the good also goes up. Either you pay more, you do without, or create more supply (I.E. hire noobs and train them).

    1. Re:Basic business school.... by vlm · · Score: 1

      create more supply (I.E. hire noobs and train them).

      You miswrote:

      create more supply (I.E. pay politicians to open up the H1B floodgates).

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  22. Unwilling to Train? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like in addition to the low pay, mediocre benefits, and high expectations for years of experience, most companies are unwilling to train new people which pretty much fails the Cheap/Easy/Fast triangle. Try the cheap/easy route of a new person fresh from school - you might even try hiring them before the last person leaves - but that would require forethought.

  23. The usual Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, there are plenty of people to fill these jobs. They're just Americans, who apparently aren't worth hiring, and obviously have no political voice or politicians would be courting them. They're not, which tells you what side their bread is buttered - corporate interests. The last 30 hires I've seen go by at my company are all from India and China. One in my group is an "intern". Actually, the person graduated and was offered a regular job, but had visa problems - stupid H1B limits, the person says indignantly. So rather than hire an American, they just brought the person in as an intern. There are no "critical" skills. This is just a recent college graduate. Nothing special or high-skill. No relevant training, just a smart kid like all the others. There's a critical mass now, and a definite descrimination bias against Americans. It's actually a fascinating turnaround from the old America, when it was impossible for immigrants to find work. Unfortunately for our politicians, those people can't vote, because they're not citizens. That said, American tech workers have been sold out by both sides of the aisle for corporate money. Every single person in my team is from another country. And all will likely go back home when their visas run out, to work in the Bangalore or Shanghai offices at the same job.

    1. Re:The usual Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      And all will likely go back home when their visas run out, to work in the Bangalore or Shanghai offices at the same job.

      And with as much of your company's IT and trade secrets as they can grab while they're here.

    2. Re:The usual Propaganda by Skapare · · Score: 1

      The fix for this is to grant full residency rights to those here on H-1B, including the right to switch to another job at any time, for the duration of the visa. The cost to the original employer for obtaining the H-1B, prorated for the part of the 3 years not employed by the original employer, will then be owed as a debt.

      Then free market works for everyone.

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    3. Re:The usual Propaganda by johnb10001 · · Score: 1

      Will I get my old job back if I move to India, become a citizen then apply for an H1-B visa and finally get hired at my old job for half the salary.

    4. Re:The usual Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably would get your job back. At least the cost of living would be about half of what is was in the US so it might make up for it. You might be living in what an average American would consider a slum, but hey you got your job back!

    5. Re:The usual Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no shortage of IT workers and no shortage of talent. It's a ruse to get more H1-B visas.

  24. Experience by killmenow · · Score: 2

    I know how hard it is to find experienced IT staff. Especially when I see job postings for people who have "at least 5 years experience" with tech that only became available 3 years ago.

  25. Bullshit by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is the same whining we hear year after year. It's been going on since at least the early 90s, if not earlier. With few exceptions, there are people out there willing to fill these jobs but employers are unwilling to hire them because (jumping on the bandwagon here) they don't want to pay these technical people what they are worth and will not accept anyone who does not meet the exact, cross the T, dot the I experience they think they want.

    Employers have essentially pawned off all training on schools, completely unwilling to offer even the barest training to bring people up to speed. They now expect you to know the intricate details of their organization even though you have never worked for them before.

    Employers have brought this upon themselves and are now acting like spoiled 2 year olds, stomping their feet and holding their breath until they get their way.

    You want to know how to fill these positions? REDUCE the number of H1B visas and force employers to hire those unemployed IT folks who have applied for these positions but were rejected because they didn't fit the bill 100%.

    When I see the same job postings from the same employers month after month, entry to mid-level jobs, not the high-end, ultra technical positions which legitimately could have a shortage of workers, there are only two conclusions to reach: either no one is applying for the positions (for whatever reason), or employers are rejecting everyone because their standards are too high (and their heads are too high up their asses to figure it out).

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    1. Re:Bullshit by crazyjj · · Score: 0

      REDUCE the number of H1B visas

      Good luck getting a Congress that's owned by the corporations to support that one.

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    2. Re:Bullshit by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

      To be fair though, there has been an attitude amongst a lot of technical people to "go mercenary". That is, they go work for a company for a year or two then bail out chasing a bigger salary as soon as they feel they can do so. Under those circumstances, why should a company start investing serious money into training up an employee, especially when they'll use that training to go find a new job? Why shouldn't companies try to hire people who they can have working from day one?

    3. Re:Bullshit by Nimey · · Score: 2

      Chicken, egg. Are some IT people going merc because they can see that companies don't give a shit about them? I guarantee it.

      I like a good steady job, so I'm working in higher ed. Pay's not quite so good as the private sector, but one's bosses tend not to be mercenary about next quarter's results.

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    4. Re:Bullshit by Hulfs · · Score: 1

      That just gets back to the point of offering a competitive salary. If your people are jumping ship because they can earn more elsewhere, it means your company is offering crappy pay for the job - or, as is more often the case, not offering any raises commensurate with experience levels or acquired knowledge while on the job.

      If I start as an entry level developer then after about 5 years I should expect to start being payed like a mid-senior level developer. Sadly, that's generally just not how it works with most companies. You get your 2-3% (if you're lucky) raise per year and that's it...so, you have the option of working 20 years at your company just to make it to the pay level that you could have been at in 5 if you'd jump ship and landed a senior development gig at the point you hit that mid-senior experience level.

      That's just a no-brainer decision to leave for another company.

    5. Re:Bullshit by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      True, and while I can hardly be considered an uber-geek, I have done the same thing. Part of it is certainly wanting a larger salary, but it also comes down to the idiosyncrasies of the tech field. The vast majority of people in tech like and need to be kept challenged. Some want to work on the cutting edge, others just like to solve problems. Regardless, they need to be challenged and will go where that challenge lies.

      That said, no employer can expect to hire someone and have them to "hit the ground running". It's impossible. The only person who knows how to do the job well is the last person to fill that position.

      Further, if you only look for experienced people, your pool of potential candidates will continue to shrink because a) those people will eventually retire and b) by not training the inexperienced, you have will have less and less experienced people to fill those positions.

      Employers cannot have it both ways. You can't expect to hire experienced people if you yourself are not willing to train people. It just doesn't work that way. It's like saying people should buy a used car to save on depreciation costs and related matters. If everyone buys a used car, eventually there will be no more used cars because no one's buying new cars which would become a used car (there, that's my car analogy).

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    6. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to pick on you but I love this site, people seem to pick and choose what they consider greed and evil profiteering. What makes IT people any different then everyone on here railing against people or artists wanting copy right to make money? Or banks for that matter? I know the answer, its just because one claimed to be a nerd doesn't mean they are smart or don't let their political views cloud the mind.

      I know some IT people that make 100k plus, that's the 1% people, greed evil greed to a lot of you fools. I guess most of these IT positions cant be filled due to IT people being greedy, take the 25K and be a happy socialist.

    7. Re:Bullshit by Ryanrule · · Score: 2

      Why should an employee show any loyalty, when the company will happily fire them tomorrow? Tit for fucking tat.

    8. Re:Bullshit by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I've seen workplaces where employees are given training and turnover is quite low. They have to be enjoyable places to work, and they have to give substantial annual raises. I got a 20% raise when I took on more duties.

      If an employee can bail out and get a bigger salary they were underpaid. It's cheaper to pay them what they're worth than train somebody new.

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    9. Re:Bullshit by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      I was a contractor for 10 years for organizations that had the short term mentality. I was glad to be hourly when their schedules were unrealistic. I'm an FTE now with a different company that treats people well, pays well, and encourages development. I no longer bother responding to headhunters with "how much?" since I don't care.

      Treat people like they're expendable cogs and don't be surprised that they see you the same way. Treat people decently and most people will reciprocate.

    10. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I get denied a raise for three years running when I'm already under market for my area, you betcha I'm going to be taking a better offer. I did, now I make twice as much and my new employer loves me.

    11. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they can get a bigger salary elsewhere, it means their current company is paying them below market. Why should folks accept below market pay?

  26. Oh, wow, dood, ManPower Group by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
    ...I remember them, back in 2003, they shut down 1,000 offices throughout the USA and opened up about that many throughout China. Yeah, they surely are completely trustworthy, doods!

    You betcha, yaaaaah shoooor.....we only learned about it in an off-hand business report published in 2005.

    1. Re:Oh, wow, dood, ManPower Group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You say dood too much.

    2. Re:Oh, wow, dood, ManPower Group by Wolfrider · · Score: 2

      0d00d, no wai // harshin the mellow, man :b

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  27. Parents of College Students by Ensign_Expendable · · Score: 1

    The next time your kid says the college advisor told him/or her about the great careers awaiting Western Civ graduates, smack the crap out of him/her and MAKE them go to engineering school!!!

    1. Re:Parents of College Students by Skapare · · Score: 1

      I agree with the "smack" part. I don't agree with the "engineering school" part. Prep them for LAW school, instead. That's where the money flows.

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    2. Re:Parents of College Students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, law's saturated.

    3. Re:Parents of College Students by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      Um...have you seen how much it costs to complete a "law school"? In terms of costs vs ROI for degrees...between law and engineering you'd be better sticking with engineering. It's cheaper to get...and despite what you may have heard not every lawyer goes to court and gets paid 400/hr.

  28. Third half of the phrase... by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

    I noticed lots of employers don't want to train their staff or offer some kind of investment program to their employee's or any type of training from the other staff as well. In other words, they want the new guys to perform at 150% on the minute they are hired and they are very impatient on that. It's either they perform top notch right away or they get out right away. Lots of boss forgot that those IT Staff are humans and not computers or robots.

    1. Re:Third half of the phrase... by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

      third half... lol

  29. Bullshit! by Virtucon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is that all these employers are looking for $10,000 Ferraris and bitching because they can't fill the niche. That way they can go out and cry to the Labor Department for an H1-B so they can get somebody on the cheap.

    It's not that the IT folks are asking for big money, but a decent living wage and employers are tempted with the H1-B rules to go out and leverage the crap out of them. Also there is a trend, in general, to have requirements so specific that the HR folks or the dreaded Taleo bullshit will filter out candidates who meet 70 to 80 percent of the requirements. I realize that's the situation we've been in for years but for all these employers who are crying I say that there are people out there who can work for them if 1) They're willing to pay at least the market rate for some of these positions rather than trying to drive the prices into the dirt and 2) Taking a look at their requirements and matching their candidates objectively, not allowing some fucking acronym matcher determine if a person is suitable or not for a job. Yeah, I know
    maybe that's too much to ask but considering that the information is coming from an HR temp staffing firm, which is another big, big problem with the IT industry but that's another kettle of fish.

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    1. Re:Bullshit! by berashith · · Score: 1

      I havent had problems in a long time finding work as soon as I decide to start looking for it. I am told by the recruiters how hard it is to find the skills needed. The first thing that I have to do is tailor the resume to the versions of acronyms in use by the firm. This helps a ton. I do get a kick out of places looking for 5-7 years of oracle, weblogic, websphere, linux, vmware, solaris, AIX, apache, cisco, firewalls, SAN and NAS storage... with specific, current, and full control of all of these. Seems like they overworked one person, who suddenly found their value ( or caved under the stress). Then this team of one is expected to work for $60k. sorry, but no...

      The market rate is a very difficult thing to determine, as every company that I have worked for creates a new title and definition for the work that I do. Then they get an outside report that certifies that they are paying market rates for their positions... no surprise there, no one else in the world has these titles, so they are paying exactly what the entire world pays these titles. This doesnt ever seem to be a problem when explaining either previous titles or pay, as everyone is in on the game.

    2. Re:Bullshit! by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing part of the point.

      First thing... The OP was pointing out that you can match 80% of the keywords and not get a call back.

      Secondly, many people, like myself, may want to get into oracle and linux/UNIX administration but can't afford the liscensing fees or the big iron companies can afford, so that we can actuallly learn the position. So we are stuck with smaller scale stuff - but your typical recruiter/HR/manager type does not realize this can scale, and they want real world expierence because they are unwilling to train.

    3. Re:Bullshit! by berashith · · Score: 1

      true.
      If you could only meet 80% of the example skillset requirement that I posted, you still wouldnt want that call back. so there are really two issues there, meeting all the requirements, and the fact that no one can actually cover all those things as well as expected. There are too many industry specific tech terms that HR will not know or understand, so every resume submission will require using the words from the ad to have a chance at getting through the filters. I recently had a recruiter argue with me because of the ownership history of weblogic when speaking about versions... they didnt understand the oracle/BEA history, and I told them to never call me or submit my name, as they would damage my reputation. And this is someone who is trying to recruit tech only positions.

      mobility is tough, and exposure is tough, but it is out there. I work in places constantly that a single help desk covers many technologies. NOT CALL CENTER, help desk. One skill can get you started, then start learning other pieces. Ask the engineers that arent on the help desk for tips and within 2 years you can have the skills to get into a good admin type job. Dont apply to my fake one though, please... those really exist.

    4. Re:Bullshit! by Nimey · · Score: 1

      It's not just in IT that companies don't want to pay a living wage. I live near Joplin, MO and the state Republicans want to overturn a law that requires construction, etc. companies to pay the area market prevailing wage, which would be awfully nice for people who've been underemployed for years until the tornado hit.

      The very same individuals will turn around and bitch about the illegals coming in and taking American jobs away.

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    5. Re:Bullshit! by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      You can download and learn to use an oracle DB without paying for a license unless things have changed since I did. Check with their OTN site. Admin work has a steep learning curve though for Oracle so hope you find a really really good book...but DB2 at least to me is far worse to learn.

    6. Re:Bullshit! by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Impressive. Opening up two huge cans of worms in four sentences.

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    7. Re:Bullshit! by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

      Have no problem with learning... But many places what years of full time paid experience.

  30. Companies are bad at hiring by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Companies (and HR departments in particular) are bad at hiring someone to grow into a job. They want someone who is in the top 20% of their profession and can do the entire job starting right away, but then they base their pay scales on the 50th percentile.

    Headhunters also do a bad job, at a high price.

    If there were people who could actually be trusted to do a good job at filling positions, lots of people would benefit.

  31. I disagree with that. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've found that the ability to talk to non-technical people is more important to most hiring managers simply because it's a lot easier to train someone to be technical than it is to train them to work with people.

    I disagree with that.

    I think it is easier for the hiring managers to evaluate "interpersonal skills" than it is for them to evaluate "technical skills". And since it is easier for them, they value those skills more.

    http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/

    http://thedailywtf.com/

    1. Re:I disagree with that. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I think it is easier for the hiring managers to evaluate "interpersonal skills" than it is for them to evaluate "technical skills". And since it is easier for them, they value those skills more.

      I think a good question might be "Why are non-technical "hiring managers" hiring for technical positions?

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    2. Re:I disagree with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those hiring managers just might be looking at this crazy far-out concept called teamwork, which they correctly identify as essential to giving them, the company and a project the best chance at ongoing success, and correctly deduce that such to create such a desirable condition it takes *very good* interpersonal skills among the team members to consistently pull it off.

    3. Re:I disagree with that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are right that it is easier for them to evaluate that skill.

      But you imply that interpersonal skills are not that important. I'd suggest potential hires should be judged on 3 areas (techical, domain expertise, and personality). I've seen lots of people that hack the technical and could learn the domain expertise, but can't deal with other people. In my opinion, software development is typically much more social that most people believe. Unless you work on a team of one and have no boss, no customers and not support people (testers, admins, etc) that you work with. But I don't believe those jobs exists, do you?

  32. wrong signon, dood by sgt_doom · · Score: 0

    You misspelled your sign on dood, I believe you meant: "J Shillman"

  33. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean. I routinely get messages asking me if I'd be interested to work in Bentonville Arkansas. NFW am I working for Walmart even if it is in IT!

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  34. 3 reasons by jbolden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The original article listed the 3 reasons the slots were hard to fill, "including lack of available applicants, applicants looking for more pay and lack of experience"

    So in other words employers who don't recruit, don't pay much and aren't willing to train are having trouble. Well good.

    1. Re:3 reasons by jittles · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I have been on the receiving end of this. At my last company, I interviewed people who were fresh out of school, who wanted to make $90,000 a year as a software person. Around here, the cost of living is low enough that it would be equivalent to making about $150,000 in the San Francisco Bay Area. These aren't Bay Area people. They are local students, who went to a university with an average engineering program. Some people DO have insane expectations. I do agree, however, that there are plenty of qualified people that are overlooked because they don't fit the mold exactly. I can't tell you how many people my boss turned down because he wanted someone with an exact set of skills. The industry that company in is such a small niche that maybe 5% of all software people have the skills that he wanted. He was absolutely unwilling to take a risk with anyone, no matter how experienced they were.

    2. Re:3 reasons by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Well that's fine. But if he wants to hire for a highly specialized skill set he should have to pay much more. That makes it obviously that training would be the better option.

  35. Not enough talent? Yeah right... by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Maybe if they stopped asking for 5 years of Windows 8 experience, they'll have better luck?

  36. List of issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Relatively low pay for a job which requires constant training, certification, and work experience.
    2. Almost no time to get the training or certification while maintaining work experience.
    3. Constant complaints about the quality of job they are performing even if they aren't responsible for incidents at work.
    4. Needing to be on call 24/7.
    5. Having almost no job security as people keep talking about outsourcing your job.

    * Note that I am an engineer who tends to have lots of friends in the IT industry. Personally, I try to do my own computer maintenance when possible at work and try not to complicate their lives any more.

  37. Fortune passes everywhere by undeadbill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Management are finally discovering what experienced IT staffers have been warning them about for years- failure to invest in training and mentoring entry-level staff will result in shortages over all levels of skill in the future.

    Skilled staff are not a commodity. They are not widgets that can be easily replaced. Moreover, the attrition rate for the IT field is high- I am one of 4 people I know among my extended group of friends with more than 20 years in the business who are still working as non-management. Everyone else has either changed professions to something else, or is in management.

    The unemployment rate for IT staff in my region is less than 3%. I stopped trying to get requisitions for new staff to train up years ago when I realized that until their pants are on fire, management at most companies simply won't understand that it can take three to five years to train up a good IT staffer, provided the will and funding are there to do it. So, this new "news" is not a surprise to me, and I've taken a more laid back approach as I've realized that there isn't any purpose to changing some peoples' minds about the growing staff shortage. As of now, I'm enjoying the ride, letting people call me and determining where I'm going to have to argue least about pay.

    1. Re:Fortune passes everywhere by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

      Yes, it seems that this is the case from my point of view as well.

      Looking for a job has been a real PITA since companies seem to want YEARS of paid professional experience. Yet, they are paying peanuts and are unwilling to bring smart people in and finsh training them.

      Even when they get someone goof, it doesn't seem like they keep the pay or work environment up either.

  38. Re:more like trouble finding staff at their price. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Again, when you can buy your own laws the market is warped. This is what is happening.

    There is plenty of talent and plenty of people if you just follow the rules like you did in the good ol' days. This is one of those situations where the good old days were ACTUALLY good. Businesses had to compete for skills and didn't go crying to their favorite senator with money in hand when the market didn't go their way.

  39. James Gosling by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    I heard that James Gosling is pretty excited. 3 years from now, he'll finally have enough experience to apply for those entry level Java programming jobs!

  40. Ageism by vlm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't forget the ageism thing. Shocked no one mentioned this.

    Must have 25 years Java experience... and the unwritten rule is be under 30.

    Sometimes ageism shows up in ridiculous combos, where the only way to get that combo is to already have that specific position, or be about 60.. and they only hire kids under 30.

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    1. Re:Ageism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, the Slashdot mods are mostly under 30.

    2. Re:Ageism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an adult under 30, thanks. I get the vibe that you lack respect for your younger coworkers.

    3. Re:Ageism by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Ageism is a two way street; apparently, if a person is under 40 or over 60, they are instantly unqualified for most non-entry level positions.

      Really, the bullshit a person who isn't privileged from the start has to go through, just to eek out a meager living, is almost enough to make a guy say 'fuck it' and go live in a damn cave...

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    4. Re:Ageism by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I get the vibe you just pulled that assertion out of your butt.

    5. Re:Ageism by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the ageism thing. Shocked no one mentioned this.

      Must have 25 years Java experience... and the unwritten rule is be under 30.

      Sometimes ageism shows up in ridiculous combos, where the only way to get that combo is to already have that specific position, or be about 60.. and they only hire kids under 30.

      As an aging Sys Admin I agree with this and it scares the crap out of me. I will definitely be dying my hair for my next job interview.

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    6. Re:Ageism by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      I'm an adult under 30, thanks. I get the vibe that you lack respect for your younger coworkers.

      Just wait, it'll happen to you too.

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    7. Re:Ageism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. The GP is complaining about ageism, yet uses a demeaning term for adults younger than him. It's tantamount to complaining about all of those racist *Insert racial slur here*.

    8. Re:Ageism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way man, I'm gonna keep on rockin' forever.

    9. Re:Ageism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must have 25 years of Java experience? And you're under 30? So you were programming when you were 5. And, yes, I know Java isn't 25 years old.

    10. Re:Ageism by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It is possible to make the experience + youth math add up:

      "I was doing Java as a fetus, and built a server farm as a sperm."

    11. Re:Ageism by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Demeaning? "and they only hire kids under 30" is demeaning? Here, I'll work on crying you a river, starting....now.

  41. it is a truism by spirit_fingers · · Score: 1

    This confirms my experience as an IT Manager that it's hard to find good people, even in a recession.

    1. Re:it is a truism by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Offer more money and you won't have much trouble finding good people. $200-300k outta do it.

  42. Ridiculous requirements and bad salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if drivers were hired like software developers?

    Job title: car driver

    Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

    Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
    Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

    Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

    Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

    The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

    Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

    Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

    1. Re:Ridiculous requirements and bad salaries by vlm · · Score: 1

      Job requirements:

      More realistically it would read something like "15+ years of experience driving a 2012 Ford Focus with this specific VIN number"

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    2. Re:Ridiculous requirements and bad salaries by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      This really should be marked Insightful.

      There are a lot of IT job postings out there which are really this bad, but the absurdity of it becomes much more obvious when using an example from another field that people outside IT will be more familiar with.

    3. Re:Ridiculous requirements and bad salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if drivers were hired like software developers?

      Job title: car driver

      Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

      Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
      Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

      Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

      Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

      The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

      Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

      Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

      You forgot about the "Must be able to blend custom fuel formulations, fractional distillation experience a Plus".

      Also, it should probably be at least a Master's Degree.

    4. Re:Ridiculous requirements and bad salaries by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      best car analogy of the day.

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    5. Re:Ridiculous requirements and bad salaries by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      LOL, I almost fell out my chair while reading this. To the managers out there: Are you paying attention? This is essentially what your HR staff is doing right now. So, is it any wonder then that you cannot find anyone who fits this bill?

    6. Re:Ridiculous requirements and bad salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True to form, this leaves out the most important requirement and likely the only one that needed to be mentioned: a driver's license (valid in ___ state or country).

  43. You pay slave wages, you get slave labour. by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While you MIGHT get extremely lucky and find one of the few techs who (for whatever reason) needs a job at any salary while having all those skills ...

    You'll pretty much end up with two situations:

    1. That person will be gone as soon as they find a better paying job. And you will have to start over again.

    2. That person really does not have those skills and is willing to learn them "on the job" while making all the mistakes a novice would make. And then leaves to find a better paying job.

    Either way, you pay slave wages, you get slave labour.

    1. Re:You pay slave wages, you get slave labour. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Yet the companies are continuing to pay slave wages -- the power is in their hands to boost their IT budgets, but they do not. I suspect that having your IT staff make mistakes and then jump ship is acceptable to these corporations.

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    2. Re:You pay slave wages, you get slave labour. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3: You hire a H-1B, pay slave labor wages for an extremely loyal employee who is just glad to be free of the conditions in their home country.

    3. Re:You pay slave wages, you get slave labour. by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      I've found that it isn't acceptable, but that they tend not to have competent management and HR people in place to recognize the issues. Contrary to half of this thread, most managers aren't MBA types. They generally have very little training in management, and their bosses aren't developing them either. They don't know how to articulate their needs, and they don't know how to work through their HR system to define salary and staffing requirements. Couple this with HR who doesn't know diddly about most of the positions in a company, and a manager who can't properly define what the position is and what the position should pay, and you end up with the worst of all worlds.

    4. Re:You pay slave wages, you get slave labour. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is another segment of IT workers that'll take these jobs. People like me. I've been in the industry for over 12 years, have a bunch of certs, and a 4 year degree in Business with a focus in IT and don't want to move up. I make enough money, I don't want the headaches or responsibilities of higher paying jobs, and like being in technical support. When a server fails, it doesn't fall on my head, it's the Sys Admin's problem. I've been making between 40-60k a year and I don;t have to be on-call or be the one that gets the call @ 2 in the morning because a server went down.

      I'm good at what I do, I like what I do, and don't want the added responsibility of moving up in pay and/or position.

    5. Re:You pay slave wages, you get slave labour. by dasherjan · · Score: 1

      Makes sense. It's acceptable for their executives...

  44. Unwilling to train people as well? by Salpula · · Score: 1

    I have noticed that while searching for an IT job that 99% of the listings I come across (at least in my region) want someone with 3-5 years experience and a degree, or you have to be certified in like 4 technologies. I have an associate degree in computer and communications technology and am about to get my cisco CCNA certification. Even with the certification, it seems everyone wants experience. Where are the companies looking to hire intelligent people who are willing to learn and have a strong base from which to build? Or is that not a viable option because no one is willing to pay them enough to stick around?

    1. Re:Unwilling to train people as well? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Hate to say it but start on the help desk, volunteer for any project that comes along, write documentation, workflow processes, and produce metrics and within a year, should be snatched up by someone higher up the chain. Helps if you never forget a name/face, go to staff meetings you weren't invited to and speak up with useful input.

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    2. Re:Unwilling to train people as well? by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      go to staff meetings you weren't invited to and speak up with useful input.

      I agree with the helpdesk thing, and it is who you know/talk to not what you know. But this is probably just a great way to annoy the crap out of people.

    3. Re:Unwilling to train people as well? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Not if you know what you're talking about, and present it in a concise and straightforward manner. Also helps if you make it funny. Always leave them laughing.

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  45. BINGO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since career managers are experts at interpersonal communication (how do you think they got there?), the easiest "solution" is to evaluate people based on interpersonal communication.

    Who would have thought?

  46. Study Says... by clinko · · Score: 1

    This is a link from Slashdot, to blog spam, linking to a press releases, which is an advertisement for a company that specialises in supplying solutions to the problem in the press release.

    "Study: It's hot outside, you should hydrate." - Coca-Cola Bottling Co.

  47. Requirements by Rtarara · · Score: 5, Funny
    Seeking qualified IT person. Requirements:

    10 years C++
    5-7 years Java
    5-7 years HTML and CSS
    2-3 years SQL
    2-3 years Ruby
    1 year JQuery
    1 year COBOL
    Familiarity with VHDL
    Must be a Team Player
    Must be willing to work 60 hours per week
    Must know ballroom dancing
    Must speak sloth

    Salary 40,000 per year

    I have no idea why they are having difficulties....

    1. Re:Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must know ballroom dancing

      Damn it! Looks like I've got another "upgrading" course to do. I remember when free jazz expressionism used to be all the rage, but man, some of those speed-trance afternoons were exhausting...

    2. Re:Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dang it! I don't speak sloth!

    3. Re:Requirements by Fosterocalypse · · Score: 1

      Now I know why I didn't get that position....I'm not fluent in sloth

    4. Re:Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's

    5. Re:Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surprisingly

    6. Re:Requirements by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Seeking qualified IT person. Requirements:

      Forgot one:

      "Have 10 years management experience yet be under 30".

    7. Re:Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      easy.

    8. Re:Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is from a real job posting:

      - Bachelor’s degree required in Computer Science.
      - Proficiency in C, C++ programming languages, object oriented programming required.
      - Experience with Hudson or other continuous integration environment required.
      - Mastery of Java required.
      - Experience using threading models (pthreads, java threads) required.
      - Experience in GUI construction (swing, html) required.
      - Experience in modeling, simulation, numerical methods required.
      - Familiarity with combinatorics, discrete math, and numerical analysis desired.
      - Experience using Matlab desired.
      - Proficiency with both Unix and Windows environment desired.
      - Proficiency with the Eclipse IDE desired.
      - Experience in cluster/private cloud environments (hadoop, hbase,hdfs, etc) desired.
      - Familiarity with scripting environments (BASH, perl, python) desired.
      - Familiarity with Ivy or other dependency management system desired.
      - Demonstrated initiative in both critical thinking, forward thinking, time and commitment to excellence desired.
      - US Citizenship required.
      - Must obtain & maintain a TS/SCI security clearance with full scope polygraph.

      Salary: $45000/year

    9. Re:Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I had an interview for that job. It was in New York City, where 40,000 a year is about half what the subway operators make after taxes and union dues are removed.

    10. Re:Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • 10 years C++ - I started programming C++ ten years ago.
      • 5-7 years Java - Same.
      • 5-7 years HTML and CSS - Hotdog, mofo!
      • 2-3 years SQL - Oracle? MySQL? Postgres? MSSQL? Been there, done all that.
      • 2-3 years Ruby - Yep.
      • 1 year JQuery - Most definitely yep.
      • 1 year COBOL - Haven't logged into an AS400 in a while, but, yep.
      • Familiarity with VHDL - Actually...
      • Must be a Team Player - Yep.
      • Must be willing to work 60 hours per week - That sounds relaxing.
      • Must know ballroom dancing - You'd be surprised.
      • Must speak sloth - I deal with "rockstar" developers every day.

      Salary 40,000 per year

      Fuck this, I'm signing up to be an Alaskan crab fisherman.

  48. Lies by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    This is just a scam to hire more H1Bs. This has been going on for decades. Businesses try half heartedly to fill a position, fail to do so, then use that as justification to hire H1Bs. I do like the H1B visas program because I have some friends who started here on that program, but at the same time I acknowledge that many companies in the tech industry abuse the program.

    It doesn't help my anti-H1B visa rant given that American students are shitty at math and science.

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    1. Re:Lies by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The reason why companies abuse H-1B is that 1) it's so ridiculously easy to abuse, and 2) there's considerable benefits in doing so. The benefits primarily stem from the restrictions imposed by the visa, most importantly the inability of the visa holder to easily change jobs - since his visa is only valid for the original job for which he applied. This makes him effectively tied to that employer, since he can't change jobs without re-applying for a visa (and leaving the country in the meantime - or staying illegally). Which in turn makes it possible for companies to bring people in on low salaries without worrying that they'll leave for greener pastures as soon as they arrive to the country.

      Fix that, and the good part of the problems associated with H-1B abuse goes away.

  49. Sales Reps and Executives/Management by tylersoze · · Score: 1

    Somehow I have a feeling that a lack of filled positions in those areas aren't particularly hurting anything.

  50. What state? by khasim · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to say which city, just tell us which state.

    What is this "minor software development"?
    Scripting?
    Or is it "knowing how to code in C or C++ or Java"?

    How much training/education are you willing to pay for for a candidate that has the network skills but not the "software development" skills?

    Or "software development" skills but not the network skills?

    How intense is the security clearance you're looking for? Credit check? 10 years previous legal problems? Top Secret?

    2 of the 3 should be difficult but not impossible for the right price.

    3 of the 3, without a willingness to pay for education is going to be VERY difficult. The people writing code for network security ALREADY have good paying jobs.

    1. Re:What state? by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      just tell us which state.

      Dulles airport.

      What is this "minor software development"?
      Scripting? C or C++ or Java?

      Anything at all gets you to a phone interview. The position is for the operations guy on a product team building a specialty firewall product. He's the guy who has to keep the devs grounded in both what can actually be maintained in the field and what the packets on deployed networks actually look like.

      How intense is the security clearance you're looking for? Credit check? 10 years previous legal problems? Top Secret?

      I want TS. SCI would be a bonus. I'll consider Secret for someone with an otherwise terrific skill set with the assumption I'll have to find side roles for them until they can get up to TS+SCI.

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  51. Calling Rumpelstiltskin by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    I've found many employers want Rumpelstiltskin workers. i.e. someone who can do anything and everything, but they don't have to pay squat. I've even worked places where they found them, i.e. in the University town, you can hire students and spouses of grad students that have enormous skills, but you don't have to pay them much more than minimum wage, because supply outstrips demand.

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    1. Re:Calling Rumpelstiltskin by superflippy · · Score: 1

      I actually wished for a while that somebody would try that where I live. Then I would be able to get a job in town and not commute 60 miles one way to work. Alas, there are still too many engineers' and scientists' spouses around here who can't get jobs.

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  52. America, you did it to yourself by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 2

    First of all, 1,300 employers Doesn't seem like that is an accurate representation of 49% of the entire US IT workspace. I wonder who funded the study, Koch Bros?

    FTFA: "Forty-nine percent of US companies are having a hard time filling what workforce... The group surveyed some 1,300 employers" um, wtf?

    What's more:
    The Skilled Trades left the workforce when the USA shipped all of it's manufacturing tooling processes overseas in the mid 90s. The Engineers and Machinists had to find other ways to make a living. I'm not surprised you cannot find anyone to do it now.

    IT Staff, Secretaries, Sales and Accounting were some of the first jobs to be cut following the housing/banking crash in mid/late 2000's.

    Teachers rely pretty heavily on Unions to make their jobs worth the pay. No, I don't mean the Scott Walker 6-figure income district vice-superintendent pencil pusher, I mean the first grade teacher making $40k/year with a class of 20 kids. Tea Party is putting an end to the unions, so don't count on good teachers being available any time soon.

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    1. Re:America, you did it to yourself by mdenham · · Score: 2

      Congratulations on proving that you either failed or just don't understand statistics; a sample size of 1300 gives a margin of error of under 3% even if every person in America is running their own IT company.

      So the actual figure is somewhere between, roughly, 46% and 52% (and the figure for the 1300 companies that were surveyed is that roughly 640 are having problems).

    2. Re:America, you did it to yourself by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That is assuming a random sample and not a self selecting group with an agenda.

    3. Re:America, you did it to yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the sample is well-constructed, 1300 is far more than you need to get an accurate representation.

    4. Re:America, you did it to yourself by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Tea Party is putting an end to the unions, so don't count on good teachers being available any time soon.

      Teachers did that to themselves over the past 30 years, unfortunately. They weren't as ready to go on strike, for the sake of their students. So they got shafted every time contract negotiations happened.

      Teachers' unions are some of the weakest out there. It's a combination of both the fact that people don't really value education anymore, and that teachers value it highly, over everything else for that matter. The difference means they ultimately get taken advantage of come time to negotiate a better base salary and raises.

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    5. Re:America, you did it to yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Forty-nine percent of US companies are having a hard time filling what workforce... The group surveyed some 1,300 employers" um, wtf?

      It's called statistical sampling. Read up on it. It's how opinion polls work.

    6. Re:America, you did it to yourself by mdenham · · Score: 1

      Or, more likely in this case, an intentionally biased selection of the sample. The one thing we can definitely be sure about is that there are roughly 640 companies that are having trouble hiring for IT.

    7. Re:America, you did it to yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were a random sampling (which... probably not,) 1300 isn't a bad sampling size to get statistical relevancy.

  53. Makes Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most tech fields except computers science and IT are 40-60% female. CS & IT are 20% or less. So we should expect there to be a shortage since we are missing 20-40% of the work force. IT is in the top 10 worst fields for percentage of women working in it. The shortage of workers is not a surprise -- its a symptom of the cultural problem.

  54. Employers have to competer with Social Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Competition from Social Security, high cost of living (medical insurance), minimum pay, and burocracy create a HUGE GAP (lack of entry level positions) that can not be fixed by INSANELY EXPENSIVE EDUCATION. Thus, how those candidates can gaind experience and skills requested by employers?

  55. IT's dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if they stopped looking for people who spoke C, C++, Java, JavaScript, "Active X", DOS, Powershell, BASH, Windows, Linux, MacOS, and were certified as MCP, A+, N+, MCSA, MCSE, N+, Security+, OS/2, and who could change lightbulbs, repair a power socket and had a WHMIS/safety awareness certificate so they could perform building maintenance - All of that, and instead employed more people to delegate duties based on their specialties, finding workers would go easier and it would be easier to get workers working.

    Somehow they think that magically making physical servers disappear into VMs means that there's less work which requires fewer people. 80 computers is 80 computers, even if you don't have to walk to them.

    I can't find work and I'm leaving IT. It would cost as much as a college program to re-certify, so I might as well do a job with some measure of dignity and room for growth. Like make balloon animals.

  56. Funny that by MoriT · · Score: 1

    Our profession is the bottom twenty of gender parity and we wonder why we don't have enough employees. Unless the lack of women makes it super-extra-appealing to men I'd assume programmers would be about 20% rarer than other similar professions with 40% participation by women.

  57. What ever happened to training? by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I'm starting to get old, but I seem to remember the good old days when companies were less concerned with skills and more concerned with hiring honest, hard working employees, and then TRAINING them. Not only did you end up with employees with the exact skills you needed, you also got employees who were loyal to the company and weren't going to leave for greener pastures at the slightest drop of a hat.

    I suspect that the business executives knew all along that this was going to be the long-term outcome when they replaced lifetime career employees with "fluid players". But the short term monetary incentives were just too much for them to turn down at the time, and nothing beyond next quarter's numbers matter to them anyway.

    1. Re:What ever happened to training? by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

      Based on your comment I suspect your exact problem is age. Allow me to elaborate:

      My father graduated as an electrical engineer, because at the time computer science/software engineering/the personal computer did not exist. He knew how shit worked and as a result aside form not being up to date with the latest tech he's still a very good programmer.

      Many recent grads are absolutely fucking useless on all counts. They know nothing of memory management, nothing outside of Java and stupidly oversimplified helper functions, and worst of all don't even know the entirety of Java (if they did, they wouldn't be too far off).

      Some colleges are actually teaching useful IT skills, but when companies ask for anything IT related they usually ask for a computer science degree. In return, they get people who don't know anything and thus don't deserve much money.

      The people who are qualified are employed and making good money, those who aren't are the ones that metaphorically (hopefully) speaking can't tie their shoes.

    2. Re:What ever happened to training? by joshio · · Score: 1

      How do you find a person who is going to be loyal to the company? It has become the cultural norm in IT to move jobs frequently, so there are fewer and fewer "loyal to the death" employees. If someone is only going to stick around for 2-3 years, why spend thousands or tens-of-thousands of dollars training them?

      Granted, a lot of companies brought this upon themselves by not properly paying loyal employees, so the only way for talented employees to get "market rate" was to move to another job. I've worked for several companies where the only way to get a "market adjustment" was to get an offer letter from another employer. If you go to all that work, why bother sticking around? Obviously the company doesn't value you if you had to twist their arm to give you a raise.

    3. Re:What ever happened to training? by Bengie · · Score: 1

      The average worker at my job is 8 years and the company is only 15 years old and exploded in growth back in 2000. Holding on to workers is easy. Treat them with respect, work as a team, and pay them fairly. Nearly all of our turn-over is caused by retirement, then there's the Google/Microsoft poachers, but we just wish those ex-employees luck.

      It's common to hear our customers tell us we're the best company that they've worked with. Everyone is friendly and willing to help, even if it's not their position. With strong employee retention, there is a strong social network, so the average person knows whom to contact to figure out a problem.

      When one part of the company needs help, they get other departments offering to help all the time. Even managers and executives get their hands dirty if they have the ability to help.

      Working in this kind of environment is worth A LOT of income to me.

  58. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am a sysadmin and I get contract to hire stuff all the time. Problem is I am currently full time employed....no contract and I have full benefits. Now TELL me why I want to leave for your pathetic 2 year contract?

    Offer me:

    1. More than I make now.
    2. Permanent...with bennies.
    3. Better working conditions (competent project management and not constantly being asked to perform a miracle in a week).

    Then....ONLY then will I consider even applying for the position.

    Another mistake they make is asking for God like qualities in a technical position. Qualities like:

    1. 10 years experience in a tech that has only existed for 5.
    2. 365/7/24 On call (Bullshit)
    3. That you can be a DBA, Sysadmin, Project Manager and chief cook and bottle washer.

    I've seen that in MANY postings and it's impossible to fill because they ask the world and expect to pay for the city. That doesn't jibe.

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  59. New title needed by Skapare · · Score: 2

    "IT Positiions Some of the Toughest Job to Underpay People in US"

    or maybe

    "Companies over specify jobs, find no one matches."

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  60. Having a hard time finding people by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    I'm not a hiring manager, but I am involved in the interview process and hiring decisions. Biggest issue that I've experienced is related to employer expectations.

    Most of the sites I work at have small IT teams; 5-10 people. These sites generally seem to be looking for a small group of fairly Sr. level people. The pool of Sr. level guys is fairly small, so demand is super high if you have 10+ years of solid IT experience. It's hard to fill positions. Most of the people we've hired have been in the industry since the late 90s. The talent pool really doesn't appear to have grown much in the last 10 years, and because companies aren't willing to hire Jr. level admins, it really doesn't seem to grow.

    Benefits and pay are great if you qualify for positions. If you're mid level to Jr. level, it's hard to get hired, and pay isn't enough to support a family, in the bay area.

    The situation appears to be even more difficult over-seas, based on my observation. On the plus side, it means that IT is a skill that can get you a job pretty much anywhere in the world.

    I think the small team mentality is getting worse with the move to VMs. Less hardware and better tools means that less manpower is necessary to manage large networks.

    The path forward, IMO... Is for Sr. Level people to move towards a role of designing and building systems that the Jr. and mid level guys can operate. If you have a team of Sr. level people making routine changes (building VMs, DNS changes, monitoring hosts, etc.) then you are wasting a lot of money.

    1. Re:Having a hard time finding people by superflippy · · Score: 1

      The talent pool really doesn't appear to have grown much in the last 10 years

      In the city where I work, the pool is small enough that when you change jobs (or your company gets bought out) you're just about guaranteed to end up working with a former coworker again.

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  61. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's your standard reply? I like $400/hour, 4 hour minimum + expenses, but that might be too low for you.

    My dad worked for the government for years. One of his buddies was talking to a recruiter, when the recruiter asked, "What will it take for you to come work for us." The guy answered something like 3x his current salary. Later the guy came back with "How about 2.8x salary?". He took the job.

    Always have an absurdly high number available. If the fish bite, reel them in.

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  62. Toxic American Buisness Culture - Unions Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I said it. We need a trade union for IT workers. I know a lot of you have an inflated sense of self worth and will rant for days about bootstraping self reliance startups and other nonsence

    Sure, unions aren't perfect but we're seeing the end result of being a disorganized group "Self starters" with no representation and no voice. If we can form a union that's more like the "original" intention of a union, which is to have a collective political and social representation we'll be a lot better off.

    It's really not surprising that we're being pushed around by laughably stupid HR drones demanding 5 years of experience in product 2 years old, and seen as an unnecessary expense by middle managers that want to cut your job so they can get a bonus. We're easy to marginalize because we don't have a voice. Members of older professions just look at our plight and chuckle.

    Look at engineering. Being an actual engineer means something, and you have trade bodies with real respect to back it up. Would it not be desirable to be considered an expert in your field, and be vetted by a respectable organization? To receive pay as such?

    I know that there are going to be dozens of people jumping on this thread saying "Oh I'm blah blah blah and I have a million contracts up the wazoo and I pick my jobs" Well, that's nice for you. But for every single one of you there are thousands, tens of thousands of hard working individuals that support the underpinnings of your high-level work. Those people also deserve respect and fair pay for their hard work.

    1. Re:Toxic American Buisness Culture - Unions Needed by joshio · · Score: 1

      I second this motion. Where do I sign up?

  63. Anti-poaching collusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't we just have an article some months back where big tech companies were caught colluding to not compete for each other employees in order to keep salaries down low?

  64. Unfilled because of lame requirements??? by SoloHiker · · Score: 1

    Ya know, I've been in IT all my life, either software development/engineering, LAN admin, or so on, and I can categorically state that the reason positions aren't being filled is because of BS "job requirements". You want Help Desk people or LAN Admin with a batchelors degree? Are you friggin' serious?!?!?!

  65. Amen, Brother! by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that employers set the bar really high, then complain that people do not fit their arbitrary requirements.

    One of the most frustrating things for me is trying to move up the ladder into more mainstream (and better paying/more potential) development work. Since I don't have years paid/professional experience, I get passed over. On the other hand, I have heard of people who have 10 years of quality experience, but no degree, being passed over.

    I fear that we are only pigeonholing people into one very specific career (i.e. you will only be a Java programmer).

    In summary, I think there is no talent shortage. There is a shortage of HR/Recruiters/Managers who realize that anyone worth hiring should be able to pick up the technology in a reasonable amount of time. And they don't realize that if you want globs of experience you need to pay for it somehow.

  66. Warning bells!!! by khasim · · Score: 1

    I can get them from TS to SCI in time and I would consider someone with secret who had all the other right skills but I can't get someone from zero to TS in time to deliver the product.

    What The Fuck?!?

    Bullshit.

    Shouldn't you be head-hunting the people with those skills and clearances at the other security firms and paying them the 6 figure salaries that they'd demand?

    Even then there aren't many.

    Sure there are. It's just that they've already got jobs where they're pulling in massive salaries and you'd have to top those salaries / benefits in order to pull them away from that.

    1. Re:Warning bells!!! by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you be [...] paying them the 6 figure salaries that they'd demand?

      Something makes you think I'm not?

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    2. Re:Warning bells!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, your company is in a high cost of living place, instead of ...well, here, where people with high clearances are looking at unemployment or retiring. Like, me. Sorry, I'm not moving to Long Island or Silicon Valley.

  67. Because they want to much specifics by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

    They want someone who has certifications in "Veritas Cluster Manager 6.03.5.3.1" but if you have a cert for "Veritas Cluster Manager 5.9.48.49" they put your resume in the "round" filing bin.

    They don't want to train people, they want ones who already have work 5 years of work experience using the exact version of the software which they currently have. And woe to the applicant which knows a competitor's product which does 95% of the same thing using the same concepts which a little hands on experience would fix within a few weeks (less than the time it would take for that person to figure out the network and system layout).

    But that is just my take, maybe others have had different experience. From my looking around most job postings essentially state to not bother applying if you don't have those exact things on your resume, which creates a whole new issue with resume padding, something even CEO's are guilty of doing because they too would have been files in the round bin.

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  68. Rest of the world by think_nix · · Score: 2

    Well America. Maybe if you pay your "IT experts" decent wages and offer them decent benefits like the rest of the world does people would be willing to work there.

    Recently I had an offer at a very well known vendor in the US. With 12 years working experience plus a few important industry certifications under my belt I felt I would get a decent offer. They (HR at this company, I felt like I was talking to a wall) wanted to offer me coming from Europe, 55k USD/salary yearly, 10 days vacation a year, some crappy health insurance plan, no relocation, no yearly bonus, no overtime pay.

    I told them what I make here in Europe plus benefits and the HR lady almost fell out of her chair. "Saying we cant do that." Career wise would have been an excellent opportunity. Although, the pay and benefits would have been a step back into the dark ages. I told them thanks for the offer but no thanks.

  69. Perspective from someone who is hiring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry for the anonymous post, but since I'm talking about our hiring practices, it's best I do so without logging in.

    We pay well. I think very well. There's some awesome benefits. We get twice the number of company holidays than most folks at other companies get. We get more vacation than standard. Our department at least is extremely flexible about working hours and telecommuting. I'd wager all if not close to all of the senior engineers are paid 6 figures. I'd honestly be very surprised to find a senior engineer/developer here paid less than a 100 grand a year. And when I say senior I don't mean some super system architect. I mean just a very experience software engineer with some design responsibilities. My group has a number of engineer positions open we've been hiring for. Our junior guys get paid more than I ever thought I'd be making when I graduated college (I was given very realistic expectations). In the past 3 months, we've found only 1 good candidate. Just one. What I commonly see are a myriad of 20 page resumes (only a slight exaggeration) listing every skill under the sun. When we bring them in and interview them, they don't know the basic fundamentals of simple OO and simple relational database concepts. I ask a series of really easy questions in the tech interview. The questions only require a basic understanding of OO; they aren't your typical crappy "memorize some definitions for terms" questions. The first time I asked a candidate these questions I felt a little embarrassed to do so because they are so simple. That is until he completely failed.

    It seems like there's an entire generation of folks writing code who only know how to work within certain specific APIs and only know how to do exactly what they are told. These folks can't design their way out of a paper bag and have no understanding of the basic fundamental concepts every developer and software engineer should know. Unfortunately that means they know enough to pass a phone screen but not enough to get the job. They waste our time and frankly we're wasting theirs. Personally I think a lot of these folks just simply aren't cut out to be a software engineer.

    I'm sure there are a bunch of companies not paying enough. But it's not all about that. There are a metric crapton of crappy "software engineers" out there that know only enough to pass a phone screen and it's making it really tough for those of us on the hiring end.

    And don't even get me started on offshoring and what a horrible mess that is anytime it's handed to us from on high.

    1. Re:Perspective from someone who is hiring... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And what I've strongly suspected is that the good candidates, the ones you'd want to hire, get screened out in HR because they don't have that 20-page resume listing every skill under the sun and so don't get through the keyword filtering HR uses on resumes. I've sometimes wondered how much difference it'd make if HR was told "Don't screen. Send every resume down to the engineers and let them tell you which ones they want phone interviews for.". Then set aside the afternoon one day for a couple of the guys to just do a quick sort of the resumes into "OMGgethiminherenow!", "looks good" and "rubbish".

    2. Re:Perspective from someone who is hiring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. We get 2 page resumes now and then. I used to hold fast to the Inverse Resume Length Law for Qualified Candidates; i.e. the longer the resume the less qualified the candidate. But I've seen a quite a few duds there as well lately. The one guy we hired turned out to be a 10-pager which actually shocked me. The 10-pagers are usually HORRIBLE. HR hasn't been weeding out qualified candidates it seems. There's just simply a dearth of them available.

    3. Re:Perspective from someone who is hiring... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      It's not length or lack thereof. It's that what you want are good candidates, and what HR's passing are candidates whose resumes match the keyword list. The two aren't the same, and I'm suspecting that HR's filter is biased against people who describe what they did instead of what languages and technologies they used.

    4. Re:Perspective from someone who is hiring... by joshio · · Score: 1

      And what I've strongly suspected is that the good candidates, the ones you'd want to hire, get screened out in HR because they don't have that 20-page resume listing every skill under the sun and so don't get through the keyword filtering HR uses on resumes...

      I think this is exactly right. Head hunters aren't much better, because most of the time they have no idea what they are talking about either.

      And as AC mentioned, there is an entire generation of "engineers" who seem to know only what the books tell them (and maybe not even that much). As far as Network Engineers go, it's amazing how many people list "Microsoft" or "VMware" or "Cisco" on resumes (especially as far as Certifications go), but can't answer basic questions about the technology. I'm guessing that their TestKing's didn't prepare them well enough for that. If you are asking for a salary anywhere close to 6-figures, you shouldn't be stumped by basic questions in your field - if you are, then you are likely under-qualified and/or over-employed.

      And yes, there are employers that list ridiculous qualifications and inadequate compensation. If you are a savvy person, you can identify those positions pretty quickly, and you ignore them, because they aren't targeted at you. If the compensation is dis-proportionally low compared to the qualifications, then that job is for someone who is good at lying on their resume and bs-ing their way through an Interview, not someone who has real talent. Any employer who claims otherwise is disingenuous.

  70. Position available! by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

    Must have at least 5 years experience in each of:

    Java Swing, JavaFX, JavaScript, EJB 2.0 and 3.0, Oracle 9i and 10g, MS SQL server, SOAP, XML, CSS, XSLT, Struts, JAX-WS, RUP methodology, UML tools, Eclipse plug-in development, Unix shell scripting, Ruby on Rails.

    Help! Why can't I find any qualified applicants?

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    1. Re:Position available! by CubicleZombie · · Score: 1

      Out of general curiosity, I do all that except Ruby on Rails and Eclipse plug-in. If I nailed an interview on everything else, would you hire me?

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    2. Re:Position available! by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

      My post was a sarcastic one, although the laundry list of technologies was lifted from an actual job posting.

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  71. more apprenticeships / tech schools less degreess by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    There lots of IT jobs where everything you need to know on the can be learned on the job and from a few classes.

    But a 4 year + (mostly class room only) degrees does not give you the right skills needed for the job.

  72. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

    How many people do you know that are actually good at what they do, and are unemployed?

    Because the situation you describe would only result (if they changed the wage) in your company now missing a person.

    Unless there is a wealth of unemployed talented tech people around (hint: there isn't) then it isn't a wage issue. They aren't managing to poach employees from other companies due to lower wages, but that isn't why they can't find someone talented full stop.

  73. broken business models EVERYWHERE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wont find talent when you pay nothing and treat your workers like shit.

    Remember that old phrase "a happy worker is a productive worker"?

    Neither do i. :(

  74. Primary problem is the lack of entry level work by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    Most of the jobs they're talking about require years of experience to qualify while at the same time there isn't nearly enough lower level work to supply that higher level demand with labor.

    By outsourcing all the lower level jobs they've made it impossible for domestic labor to get the experience.

    So then the companies have to import foreign skilled labor that are only skilled because the job was outsourced in the first place. Ultimately this makes it more efficient to simply outsource the higher skilled levels as well... etc. all the way up the chain eventually.

    The whole outsourcing craze has been generally ill considered.

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    1. Re:Primary problem is the lack of entry level work by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Just wait until MBA's start getting outsourced. It's only a matter of time before this bites everyone in the ass.

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    2. Re:Primary problem is the lack of entry level work by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      I don't know why everyone attacking people with MBAs... they provide a valuable skill set to a company. The problem is when they use their ignorance of other skill sets to devalue them. Which is ironically what you're doing by attacking MBAs.

      It's the same lack of understanding in both directions.

      They've realized that outsourcing the call centers was a mistake largely because customers complained and they lost business. They're going to have to progressively learn why it's a bad idea in every other field.

      That isn't to say out sourcing is bad in general. There are uses for it. But they keep trying to basically outsource the whole company while keeping management. That doesn't work... if you outsource the whole company you have no company.

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  75. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

    You sir couldn't be more correct. It is simple economics.

  76. you can't get a security clearance on your own by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    you can't get a security clearance on your own or it's very hard. You need to be willing to sponsor it.

    1. Re:you can't get a security clearance on your own by joshio · · Score: 1

      Agreed. You should change the requirement to state that the candidate must be able to obtain a security clearance, that you will pay for it, and that they will not retain their position if they fail to obtain it.

    2. Re:you can't get a security clearance on your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least as far as clearances for jobs investigated by OPM are concerned, you cannot just get one independently. You must have a federal agency (if you're applying for a contractor, the agency that the contract is for) sponsor the request. Initiating a e-Qip investigation isn't something you're going to just do on your own, even if you were allowed to do it.

      OPM's website spells it out pretty well:

      Q: Many contractors say that a security clearance is needed to apply for their jobs. How can I get a clearance in advance so I can apply for these jobs? Can I pay for it myself?
      A: The Office of Personnel Management has no procedure for an individual to independently apply for an investigation, positions maintained by contractor, or security clearance. Clearances are based on investigations requested by Federal agencies, appropriate to specific positions and their duties. Until a person is offered such a position, the government will not request or pay for an investigation for a clearance. Once a person has been offered a job (contingent upon satisfactory completion of an investigation), the government will require the person to complete a Standard Form 86, Questionnaire for National Security Positions, initiate the investigation, adjudicate the results, and issue the appropriate clearance.

      We know that some Defense Department contractors require applicants to already have a clearance, and they have the right to administer their personnel hiring procedures the way they want as long as they don't discriminate based on prohibited factors (such as race or religion). Persons who already have clearances are those who are already employed by a government contractor (or by the government itself) and are looking for other job opportunities.

  77. Lies. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    As someone who's applied to these "hard to fill" positions, there's one huge reason why they can't fill them.
    Unrealistic expectations.
    These companies usually demand several (5 was a common number I saw) years experience, and the amount of pay they offer makes even a novice in the field think twice.

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    1. Re:Lies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NEC wanted a new hire to maintain one of their earliest servers which was still wire wrap technology no circuit boards. 1960's server. This was 1999 still used by 2 clients. You should have seen the wires. Tens of thousands of them. It looked something like this(http://drhart.ucoz.com/index/laser_show_control_history/0-136). They asked for my salary requirements. $85,000 just out of school. There was no way in hell I was going to destroy my career for $30,000+/year and work in a old nearly vacated building w/ about 2 people/floor. Really weird actually. No lights on the floor just a couple of desk lamps in the used cubicles. Thousands of cubicles and 2 people on each floor. A truly massive building. Looking back I still asked for too little. Even though they said it was too much.

  78. They want 10 yrs experience.. by tekrat · · Score: 1

    for a product that's only existed for 8 years. So apparently, they are only willing to hire that product's QA testers, or maybe only that product's programmers or design team.

    I remember looking for a job back in the old days of DICE and MONSTER -- and let me tell you, they were seriously asking for 5 years experience in Windows XP, something, which at the time, was only in existence for 2 years. Plus, Microsoft Office, Veritas, Networking, virtualization, Adobe products, HTML and Javascript coding, NT Domain controllers, Cisco routers, Windows Administration, Linux, Unix Administration a plus: Salary: $15,000+ commission if you also do sales.

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    1. Re:They want 10 yrs experience.. by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      I've interviewed a person that had 20 years Solaris experience, when Solaris was only about 15 years old. No, she hadn't worked for Sun, and she had never heard of SunOS.

      They're fishing, trying to see what bites. Also, HR has to have a certain amount of busy work just to stay employed. They might not have any real openings, but they have to do something.

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    2. Re:They want 10 yrs experience.. by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

      I see this all the time. Just the other day i got had a head hunter contact me about a position that required 5+ years of system center 2012 experience. I about died laughing.

    3. Re:They want 10 yrs experience.. by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Never heard of SunOS? Yikes. I learned Unix on a Sun 3/160 running SunOS 4.1.1 Ahh the good old days.

      And what's sad is that if I were out of a job, I probably couldn't get one in this market because I don't have a Computer Science Degree and a zillion certifications -- I'm an all self-taught geek/hacker that's been messing with computers since the ZX-80. The only thing that keeps me relevant is that I actually do have 30+ years "experience" (and currently work for a major Fortune 500).

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  79. Yet Another Symptom of a Flawed Business Model by xanthos · · Score: 3, Informative

    American businesses cannot find the people they need because they have stopped looking. As has been mentioned here before, many HR departments are now dependant on robo analysis of electronicly submitted resumes to do their inital vetting. If you don't meet the robo criteria you don't get past square one. This results in many qualified candidates being passed over and under qualified candidates getting through because they know how to game the system.

    I have personally seen several examples of both. In one instance the guy filled out an online resume form (you were not allowed to just upload your pdf), hit enter, and within a minute got a reply email saying "Thank you for applying, but after careful consideration we have determined that you are not qualified for the position." Careful consideration? Hardly. Needless to say his opinion of this particular company is less than what it was before he applied.

    In another example, a guy who could not get past HR finally had a friend hand deliver his resume to the manager who was hiring. HR was furious for being bypassed, but the guy got the job.

    Finally, a good friend of mine was pulling her hair out trying to find a good sqlserver admin. It seems that the only candidates that HR passed on to her happened to come from the same contracting company, with almost identical resumes, and all admitted in the interviews that they were actually programmers, but the consulting company thought they could do the job and had "tweaked" the resumes to make them look competent.

    Companies that take shortcuts in the hiring process will pay for it in the end. A good HR department has to be willing to put in the effort to find good candidates.

    Cheap, fast or good. Pick two.

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    1. Re:Yet Another Symptom of a Flawed Business Model by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2

      Companies that take shortcuts in the hiring process will pay for it in the end. A good HR department has to be willing to put in the effort to find good candidates.

      It's always amazed me that HR doesn't rule the company, but that's because they're only there to keep the company from being sued. They are just a rule following department. Turns out, they don't actually have any say in hiring the executives that do rule the company.

      Think how many companies are started by Engineers, Doctors, or even Salespeople. Then think how many are started by HR folks. (Recruiting and temp agencies tend to be run by salespeople, not the HR types)

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    2. Re:Yet Another Symptom of a Flawed Business Model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also heard of some applicants just pasting the job description at the end of their resume. That way the HR system would flag it as being a match.

    3. Re:Yet Another Symptom of a Flawed Business Model by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "A good HR department has to be willing to put in the effort to find good candidates."

      There are good ones now?

    4. Re:Yet Another Symptom of a Flawed Business Model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an addendum to your comment, I have this. The best of the best are often false-negatives on those filtering processes. They don't have 8 years experience in Randomtech's language of choice because they've mastered more core concepts, and can pick up any language in days or weeks. They don't sling all your buzzwords because they were busy designing the concepts that turned into buzzwords while everyone else was busy learning them.

      In truth, they look similar in filtering to the idiots who know nothing... and god forbid someone actually talk to all the chattel to actually find the best-of-the-best. Better to hire a couple mediocre guys for shitty pay. It'll all work out.

  80. HR to Reality Dictionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least in new mexico...

    - We want someone with people skills:

    Translation:
    (a) We don't know how to evaluate your technical skills
    (b) We want a neurotypical individual
    (c) We want you to have a wife, kids, and house, so once you take this job, you are shackled to us by responsibility and debt.

    - We want a programmer with 25 years of Java Experience
    (a) We don't know this doesn't exist unless your name is Gosling
    (b) This position is intended to be filled by someone in Delhi who will lie on their resume
    (c) If you apply and have the requisite experience, we will fire you for cause of lying on your application once the job is complete. But please do apply.

    - Requires existing Secret/Top Secret Clearance
    (a) This job pays a 10k premium
    (b) This job description was written for a buddy of mine
    (c) We will not pay for your investigation, and if we do, we will find faults in the background check until the only remaining individual is the person we have already selected

    - Payment/Benefits include Stock Options
    (a) We have no business plan
    (b) We want you to sign over all rights and sign an NDA before the interview
    (c) We will fire you or make the environment conditions insufferable one year before the options vest.

    - We are seeking a junior to mid-level engineer
    (a) We want someone with 3-10 years experience
    (b) We pay 25% below market
    (c) This is why we are seeking one. We can't find anyone we don't want to fire that is willing to work for two stddev below average.
    (d) Our last crop of interns really screwed things, and we don't know how to fix it

    - Responsibilities include completion of multiple projects
    (a) Responsibilities include working from 6-8, not 8-6. Plus Saturdays, Sundays & Holidays.
    (b) This job comes with a 5*N year long trouble ticket list, and N person-years of employees available for you to use.
    (c) Our last crop of interns really screwed things, and we don't know how to fix it.
    (d) We will give you enough supervisory responsibility to blame you for our predecessors failures. Please see apocryphal "make three envelopes" story.
    (e) You will be personally responsible for two high profile projects from day one, one of which is due in a month and only 16 weeks behind schedule. Opportunity abounds!

    And they wonder why they have problems....

  81. I think I have an answer.... by BigDaveyL · · Score: 2

    I think part of the problem is modern recruitment is broken. The article here is a prime example.

    The issue is that HR/Headhunters/Recruiters/Management get too hung up on "keywords" and "checklists" for rigid requirements (i.e. Must have 7-10 years exp. and a degree).

    If you happen to be laid off, and have 12 years of Java, people won't consider you for .Net jobs or jobs that require 3-5 years of Java experience. Even though you'd take a reasonable pay cut for obvious reasons.

    1. Re:I think I have an answer.... by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

      You're quite right on that front, it even goes as deep (or shallow) as the degree.

      Most places will "require" a CS degree, when what they actually want is a college diploma. CS doesn't teach you how to program, at least none of the CS grads I've met recently have any real idea how to (excepting the ones who have learned properly on their own).

    2. Re:I think I have an answer.... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      I don't know that that's the issue where recruiters are concerned. I've had recruiters try to headhunt me for positions that required experience in tech I didn't have at the time, as detailed on my resume, to the point where I no longer accept email from recruiters. I've never dealt with a single one who wasn't an idiot. Frankly, I don't think recruiters are capable of even following a simple checklist of keywords.

  82. Not feeling confident. by khasim · · Score: 2

    What is this "minor software development"?
    Scripting? C or C++ or Java?

    Anything at all gets you to a phone interview.

    Not the answer I was expecting. Scripting is VERY different from C coding.

    The position is for the operations guy on a product team building a specialty firewall product.

    So a very real possibility of a very limited career there? The firewall market is already fairly busy.

    He's the guy who has to keep the devs grounded in both what can actually be maintained in the field and what the packets on deployed networks actually look like.

    That would make me even less confident. If the people writing the code for the firewall need someone else to tell them what the packets look like then there is a problem. And that kind of education is a couple weeks at maximum.

    I want TS. SCI would be a bonus. I'll consider Secret for someone with an otherwise terrific skill set with the assumption I'll have to find side roles for them until they can get up to TS+SCI.

    I wish you luck with that. I don't think you'll find anyone with those skills willing to take a risk on your project at the expense of their current job.

    But I'm going to reiterate the part about getting some more education for your coders. Understanding network packets is not difficult. If they can write firewall software then they NEED to understand packets. This is NOT something that someone else can explain to them while they're coding.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:Not feeling confident. by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      So a very real possibility of a very limited career there?

      Very few folks here work just one project. Those who do, do so by choice.

      If the people writing the code for the firewall need someone else to tell them what the packets look like then there is a problem. And that kind of education is a couple weeks at maximum.

      Big difference between what stuff looks like in the lab and what it looks like on a production network. I need someone who knows the qualitative difference. That takes years of operations experience.

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    2. Re:Not feeling confident. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before I even went to college I had written basic firewalls and had a basic understanding of network protocols. I'd be leery of their current developers if they don't have the ability and haven't already learned how to dissect a network protocol.

    3. Re:Not feeling confident. by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      Let's not be ridiculous. Just because you tinkered with firewalls - and even there, you were probably playing with Linux's open-source stuff, rather than writing your own from scratch - not everyone who majors in CS has. My work over the last few years - real-time healthcare and diagnostics - is probably not what everyone else worked on. It's simplistic to say that just because I worked on RT healthcare projects, everyone should know as much as I do about them.

    4. Re:Not feeling confident. by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a minor development project with no future career prospects. You should subcontract it.

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  83. Think about what they want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are very hard positions to fill. Think about what your typical company needs from its IT staff:

    Meets all hard requirements
    Under 30 years old
    5+ years experience
    Never been laid off
    Willing to work 60+ hours a week
    Willing to put in a little extra during a sprint
    A great communicator who can compensate for management's inarticulate expression of requirements
    A great communicator who can compensate for management's inability to either understand technical requirements or admit they don't understand
    Fits in with the company's "culture"
    "Fits in" means belongs to an ethnicity that makes people the rest of the staff comfortable
    Must be willing to work for a bit under market average wage, even though the other companies have trouble filling the same positions ...So as anyone can see, they are just hard positions to fill. It isn't just that the companies whine.

  84. So what do you make? by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Wait wait... Educate the rest of us... You told us the USA offer, but for comparison, let us know what you're currently getting....

    If you're not willing to do that, what's the mean rate among peers, with perks? I cannot speak for every IT guy in the USA, but some of us *are* willing to relocate!

    Besides, after watching Top Gear, I've decided Europe's roads are way better.

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    1. Re:So what do you make? by JSombra · · Score: 1

      Well America. Maybe if you pay your "IT experts" decent wages and offer them decent benefits like the rest of the world does people would be willing to work there.

      Europe (especially UK), while still a lot better better paying than the US is not really that far behind them on the downwards slope on rates of pay and the visa/outsourcing problems. The 'benefits' though remain better across the board, but that's generally a national things rather than sector specific

      Wait wait... Educate the rest of us... You told us the USA offer, but for comparison, let us know what you're currently getting....

      Don't know about him, but last time i looked (development) i would have to take about 10-20% paycut for an increase of working hours of about 40% if i worked again in the US. 'Benefits' are not much of concern in Europe as the US. But rates have been pretty stagnant/on the decline overall since about 2001 when inflation is taken into consideration

  85. No mid range in job postings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a job posting the other day that said Entry Level Position but required a bachelors and about 10 years of experience in mainframes to perform the tasks. Build and maintain a mainframe, design and implement a new network and have 4+ years of Sybase, Oracle and DB/2 experience.

    I don't think they know what entry level is.

    The problem I have been running into is there are tons of helpdesk jobs that a trained monkey can do and tons of senior positions available but little to nothing in between.

    So you get stuck in help desk cleaning malware out and swapping ink cartridges but never get any experience to get past that position. That is without going to school on the side or getting certs to prove you can do more than drool on a keyboard.

  86. That fact that you say you need someone. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Something makes you think I'm not?

    Yeah. The fact that you're here claiming that you cannot fill that position.

    Knock off the cutesy, attempted implication but avoiding directly saying it, bullshit. Either you have an opening for X at $Y or you do not.

    The individual skills you're looking for are not uncommon. You can probably find someone with 2 of the 3 easily. And fairly inexpensively.

    But getting all 3 of the 3?
    Those people probably already have jobs doing something similar to what you're pushing and you'd have to hire them away from those jobs.

    So either you aren't offering them enough or there is something about the job or company that is scaring away the people with the experience you are looking for.

    And even experienced people who don't trust the situation can be hired if you're willing to pay enough up front.

    1. Re:That fact that you say you need someone. by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      And even experienced people who don't trust the situation can be hired if you're willing to pay enough up front.

      These people are usually of the hired gun type, working contracts of their own choosing at relatively high rates and absolutely refusing, under any circumstances, to become regular employees. On the plus side, these people can be very good at what they do; the downside, at least from the perspective of the employer, is that they definitely aren't cheap.

  87. why do junior level jobs want years of doing same by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    why do junior level jobs want years of doing same job as what they are calling junior?

    I have seen junior Systems Administrator wanting any from 2-3 years of being a Systems Administrator.

  88. I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking through job listings they want one person to do everything. No wonder nobody can fill the jobs.

  89. Bad link by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1
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  90. rare combinations of skill and experience by KernelMuncher · · Score: 1

    I look at job boards in Finance and see numerous firms advertising for very specialized combinations of skills and experience. For instance expert level C++ coders with several years of ultra-high frequency trading experience. Basically they want to recruit someone who's already doing the exact job they are advertising for. So it's no wonder these jobs go unfilled.

  91. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    If the salaries for those positions were acceptable to the people with those skills, they would have no problem filling the positions.

    I get weekly emails from companies wanting me to do contract work, all senior engineer level work, as a contractor (no benefits, 1099 work), and the hourly rate is pathetic. Then they cry about not being able to hire engineers, and how we need to outsource/bring in H1Bs. Let them struggle.

    Unfortunately too true.

    I had a respectable career in contract engineering (not IT) until we got a new VP. I found myself working six months then out of work the other six months. Was actually told I was shut out of other work because of my salary. The last time they brought me back they cut my salary by 20%. When I was let go from that return, I decided I would never work for them again.

    Other friends I know at that company had the same thing happen to them. One of them got an offer to return but at half his salary and no benefits. He told them to shove it.

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  92. needs to be more tech class NON degree by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    needs to be more tech class NON degree with employers who are willing to take NON degree classes as well.

  93. try BA of Engineering for body shop or car repair by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    try BA of Engineering for body shop or car repair.

    Is what a CS BA is to a tech school. High on the theory said but lacking the hand on skills. Also it takes longer and is a poor fit for ongoing learning.

  94. More .02 by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Okay, I think that not only is the pay offered too low but the job expectations also require extra work that produces little to no value whatsoever. It is honestly more lucrative for an IT professional to be a consultant. Consultant's are generally treated with more respect than being a full time employee and they get to do work that has value without the mickey mouse extra crap that, in reality, contributes nothing but makes management look productive. Yes, I am a little sour today ......

  95. colleges is the issue look at tech schools / learn by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    colleges is the issue look at tech schools / learn on your own people. FOR IT JOBS!

  96. Security clearance == bullshit jobs by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Well put. I am a senior level coder, and I would walk right out of any interview that even mentioned security clearances. Unless I am paid considerably more than other work, it just isn't worth the hassle. If you are trying to recruit people for tech jobs, you had best realize that a security clearance requirement is a huge wart on your job offer and adjust the compensation and other benefits accordingly.

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  97. I've seen this problem from both sides by mrjimorg · · Score: 2

    I was hired at my current position 5 weeks ago. Since then I've interviewed 15 people. I gave the first 8 a programming test that I know isn't too hard because 8 weeks ago I was able to answer it without breaking a sweat. Even with major hints they were unable to get it and one PHD couldn't even understand the answer when I wrote it out for her! I went to a simpler programming test for the next 7 and none were able to get that one either. During the last 2 I asked them "Write a function that takes the head of a linked list of integers and sums their values" and they couldn't even define the structure. All I could think of is "If this is my competition, why did it take me over a month to find employment?!"

    1. Re:I've seen this problem from both sides by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Nobody has used "linked lists" in 12 years. Of course the candidates can't pass your test! It's because you're an old fogey.

      My buddy just failed an interview where I'm at right now. They asked him to write a sort routine. Seemed basic enough to my bosses, but why would a 30-year old have EVER written one? .Sort() has existed for his entire programming career.

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    2. Re:I've seen this problem from both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a test of just programming skills, it's a test of problem solving skills and communication skills.

      Why would a 30-year old ever needed to have previously written a sort routine in order to figure out how to write one?

      You're not going to get a nice little API to call for everything you do.

    3. Re:I've seen this problem from both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw an article in the NY Times a while back about some college that was taking low level programming languages out of CS because some dumbass provost or whoever the fuck felt it was too intimidating for women. They now teach foundation CS with Python. It's not everywhere yet but if this kind of feel good shit catches on...forget it. It was an expensive private school too so don't think just because they payed 50k a year that they learned anything. Can't remember the name but I think it was in Washington State.

    4. Re:I've seen this problem from both sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      struct listentry {
            struct listentry *next;
            int value;
      };

      int sumlist( struct listentry *ptr) {
          int thesum;
          thesum = 0;

            while (*ptr != NULL) { thesum += ptr->value; ptr=ptr->next; }
            return(thesum);
      }

      That being said, I agree, I work on a team with at least 8 "onshore" people, and that many "offshore" (India, Mexico), and I doubt any of them could come up with that in less than a full day and asking me for help.
                         

    5. Re:I've seen this problem from both sides by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      So his entire programming career was to learn java and nothing else?

    6. Re:I've seen this problem from both sides by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Hm. It looks like your test is meant to find people just like you.

      Now I could be wrong, the programming environment may need that sort of thing. But perhaps a logic test might be more appropriate?

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    7. Re:I've seen this problem from both sides by blackbear · · Score: 1

      I'm an admin not a programmer, but I was writting sort routines in assembler at 12 years old on an Apple ][+ with a bootleg copy of the Merlin Assembler. I didn't find out about linked lists until 1988 in CS101, but even I have always understood the importance of fundamental data structures as a diagnostic method for debugging.

      You may never use them in a high level language, but you still need to know what they are. Without that you're like the auto mechanic who doesn't understand the internal combustion process or automotive electronics, and just replaces parts until he finds the right one. Then when he encounters a vehicle with two or more problems he's really lost. Plus he's slow to begin with.

      The funny thing about being an old fogy (If you do the math you'll see I'm one too) is that many of the best practices worked out by folks who were doing systems work before I was born serve me very well. And I usually get better results in less time than my more juvenile counterparts.

      Sometimes cutting corners is just cutting corners, and new is not always improved.

  98. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    Sounds like one of the offers I recently got except it wasn't a contract position. It offered almost 2x the pay, but I would have to move from the midwest and go live in the D.C. area which would wipe out all of the pay increase and probably then some. Also I would have to live in the D.C. area which is not something I want to do given what I would have to give up. I have a reasonable sized house on a .5 acre plot that backs up to a nice city park. I have good public schools in the area that are part of the highest ranked district in the state. I have plenty of outdoor activities available to me within a reasonable drive, including fishing, camping, all sorts of hunting opportunities and just about any other out door activity one would want to do. I have a fairly specialized skill set which has a fair amount of demand so I regularly get offers and when I turn them down I let them know why.

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  99. Extra not confident. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Very few folks here work just one project. Those who do, do so by choice.

    So you have more than one project but you don't have the people to staff this project and that is because none of the resumes have the correct qualifications?

    That worries me. Why aren't the other people on the other projects capable of handling this?

    Big difference between what stuff looks like in the lab and what it looks like on a production network. I need someone who knows the qualitative difference. That takes years of operations experience.

    That's another problem. You expect someone who is a master to be able to explain the complex concepts to a novice in such a way that the novice can turn those complex concepts into code.

    That does not work.
    What you end up with is a master-level programmer implementing novice-level network concepts.
    Because that is the level that the master-network guy has to use to communicate with the master-programmer guy.

    And you refuse to bring the master-programmers up to a more advanced network level.

    But you're willing to give a phone interview to someone who knows SCRIPTING?

    If this was a legitimate job opening I can see why you'd have trouble filling it with anyone qualified.

    1. Re:Extra not confident. by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Why aren't the other people on the other projects capable of handling this?

      We have a couple who are. They're fully subscribed on other projects and the time stolen to keep this project moving is missed. For the next year or two, this project needs someone who can give 50%-100% instead of 10%.

      You expect someone who is a master to be able to explain the complex concepts to a novice in such a way that the novice can turn those complex concepts into code.

      I'm looking for a senior level operations guy who can (A) explain stuff to senior level programmers without operations experience and (B) run some nifty BGP-using networks with interesting architectures.

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  100. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by EricWright · · Score: 1

    Now TELL me why I want to leave for your pathetic 2 year contract?

    I do ERP architecture and development work ... Most of the recruiters that contact me are looking for 6 months or less. One even sent me a position that was LISTED as a 20 day contract 1500 miles from my home. I don't even respond to those.

  101. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    Sounds similar to my last job but I was asked what it would take to keep me. My former boss though long and hard for the next day but eventually couldn't match pay that I wanted to keep working there. I was asking more than my new job started me at which was still substantially higher than what I was being paid but to stay and continue using their proprietary IDE, language, and DB which the rest of my skills went stale would have take a substantial amount of money.

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  102. Re:OP joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The troll modding of the parent comment is a joke ;)

  103. Hire Me! by Main+Event · · Score: 1

    If the US government made it easier for me to move there from Canada, I'd be applying for as many jobs as possible. I've got a lot of 1st cousins there to take me in, and a ton of IT experience.

  104. Help desk BA/BS required; MS or MA/MFA preferred by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Yes that what.

    BA/BS required; MS or MA/MFA preferred

    + Intermediate to advanced knowledge of Macintosh Operating System 10.x. Intermediate knowledge of Windows Operating Systems XP/2000/Vista. Working knowledge of Active Directory structures and policies. Extensive working knowledge of computer peripherals such as CD/DVD burners, film and flatbed scanners, laser and inkjet printers, digital still and video cameras. Good working knowledge of computer maintenance and networking procedures. Familiarity with software such as Web, page-layout, animation, 3-D and video applications. Strong communication, writing and organizational skills. Teaching or training experience preferred.

  105. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wal-Mart apparently invests heavily in IT, but no way would I move to work someplace where I wouldn't have OTHER possible employment choices. I like where I live, and while there are other places I'd consider moving, it's going to take some real incentive pay to convince me to do so.

  106. I just want to interview your applicants! by tlambert · · Score: 2

    Post a job listing online, looking for 20 yrs experience in Java and offer 40K/yr. Lets see anyone reasonable come try and fill that job post without asking for more money.

    Given that Java has only been released for 17 years, you are basically asking James Gosling, Mike Sheridan, or Patrick Naughton to come to work for you for $40K/year.

    -- Terry

  107. Jobs in NY/NJ, VA-MD-DC, Chicago, San Diego... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a huge part of the "shortage" is that there are just so many people who want to move to NY/NJ, VA-MD-DC, Chicago, San Diego which is where 90% of corporate IT jobs seem to be. I would be hard pressed to decide between working at Harbor Freight in a low cost of living area of the country and having a midlevel job at a metro DC area consulting firm. You'd probably net more money at HF because the cost of living would be so much lower.

    Love them or hate them, the NSA had the right idea, building their data center out in the boonies of Utah.

    Besides, I thought with datacenter consolidation there were FEWER jobs now than ever - the big knock on Google, Facebook, etc is they make a lot of money and create almost no jobs.

  108. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by TheSync · · Score: 1

    Always have an absurdly high number available. If the fish bite, reel them in.

    You are either going to bring reasonable value to the company, or you are not.

    State the salary you want. If the company is not able to generate enough value from you to pay you that salary, then the company is probably messed up. Forget them and move on.

    I interviewed for a company in the mobile satellite video industry. The interviewer asked my salary expectations, and I told him. They guy got all flustered and started yelling at me: "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? THAT IS A VP-LEVEL SALARY?"

    I believe he thought he was going to cajole me into a lower salary demand. Which of course was stupid, if I then took a lower salary, I'd probably be looking for another job with a higher salary I actually wanted. And if I really was asking for a "stupidly high" salary, he just should have politely said "thank you" and showed me the door because I was stupid, rather than leaving me with a bad impression of his company.

    Anyway, a few months later I became a VP, I make more than that original salary request, and the mobile satellite video industry is pretty much dead.

  109. PLAIN & SIMPLE: No talent for low wages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plain & Simple, many IT employers want talented people but for wages that borderline minimum wages. The two are basically mutually exclusive except for the desperate.

    The result is many employers are looking for excuses to offshore the jobs by claiming there is a job shortage. They lay off experienced expensive staff and replace them overseas with staff at a fraction of the rate, and more often than not, also a fraction of the talent.

    Basic problem is too many companies are looking at ways of slashing hacking costs which in many organizations means wages, so as to increase the bonuses / stock grants / stock options of VPs and mid management. I have witnessed this in quite a few companies in the past decade.

    The result is a failing IT infrastructure that is marginal at best.

    As an aside, HR departments do an excellent job filtering out people with talent as they are most often least qualified to do a pre-screening of resumes & qualifications.

  110. Just my 2 cents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and here it goes: having studied in any of the areas/courses/whatnots that qualify someone to work in a IT job doesn't make them any more talented than a theology graduate makes them god. Simple as that. That's why it's so difficult to find talent in IT.

    Most talented IT people I know of and worked with weren't even from a course that we can say it has a "typical IT future": physicists. Granted, I'm talking about those with a lot of background in computer science, but physicists anyway... why? It seems they bring something to the IT equation with the background they get while _having to think for themselves_ in classes, on those tedious classes.... something about "critical thinking" and "abstract thinking" but not really going all the way towards "philosophy" (useless because it loses the pragmatic side). Go figure...

  111. A union will put an end to this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why has this not been mentioned yet? A union will put an end to this unfair labor practice! Why is it our industry is permitted by congress to abuse the overtime labor laws that most other industries have to comply with? People, when you have had enough then simply start / create a union and force all IT professionals to join it. PFS (Problem fucking solved).

  112. Re:I could see it is HR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a closer look at your HR's resume filtering, and I think you will find the problem.

  113. Hires by PerfectionLost · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of bitter complaints out there. We appreciate our IT staff at my company. Want to work for us?

    I am looking to hire a Perl/Python/PHP developer in the Baltimore area, and have been for the last two months or so. Salary is competitive at or around 70k - 80k a year based on your experience. Relocation is ok, but you must be a rock star programmer to qualify for it. H1B is ok also, though again, you must be a rock star programmer to qualify for it.

    If this sounds awesome to you, feel free to apply at the link below. I'll call you up and tell you about our company some more.

    http://ewh.theresumator.com/apply/3JmJR4/PHPPython-Developer.html

    1. Re:Hires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think "70k-80k" for 3-5 years of experience w/ relocation only if you're a rock star is competive?

      $70k-$80k is less than some companies pay folks just out of college and relocation is assured...

  114. Looking now; Technical/Enterprise/App Architect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok folks, I'm calling bullshit about people not being available.
    I've been out of full-time work since 2007. Honestly, I didn't try to find a job again until 2012. I was having too much fun to bother.

    I don't need the money, but if I'm going to give up my personal freedoms in exchange for a salary, I'd like a few small items:
    * 6 weeks of unpaid vacation yearly - there is more to life than work for me.
    * Some Travel - not 80%, but 3-6 overseas trips a year would be nice OR I'd love to work 6 months overseas to learn the culture and language(s)
    * Interesting work - doing the same thing in a different shit hole gets old.
    * ZERO on-call time. Been there, done that.
    * I'm a contractor - paid by the hour - $200K take-home is ballpark, so I'm not very expensive.
    * I've held sensitive positions previously, so working for a company from a country that isn't really friendly with the USA concerns me. That doesn't mean I won't work in unfriendly countries, just that I won't do anything that the entire world isn't already doing.

    I have 10 yrs experience as a technical and application architect across a wide range of platforms, networks, programming languages. The last place I worked had 20K users on my systems daily, with most of those on sometimes-connected, wireless platforms tracked via GPS. These are large scale systems. Prior to that, I was a cross-platform C/C++ developer - lots of UNIX and Microsoft platforms. GUI and servers. Prior to that I wrote GN&C software for space craft. I know how to make systems that do not fail - ever. I'm agnostic to the platform, but prefer non-Microsoft when it makes sense. I could not be happy in a 100% Microsoft shop. Sorry, I just know better now.

    I'm comfortable working with CxO levels and have designed and deployed projects from $500 to $50M.

    I'm not a grunt anymore, but I do still sling code for fun. Perl is usually my tool. Perl-Dancer when I need a webapp. You probably won't hire me for perl or any other coding, however. Rather it would be for virtualization or the old server consolidation or if you want to stop sucking from the costly Microsoft enterprise solutions that aren't quite work in your situation and switch to F/LOSS solutions.

    I do miss contributing to a team and the competition that business brings. When I'm working, I do not watch the clock. I'm task oriented and multi-task well based on business priorities. Staying late at work and coming in early is my habit.

    My skills are more rounded. I'm not a specialist anymore. A chief architect or enterprise architect role at a mid-sized company is probably right.

    Any chance of getting a job?

    Probably not, since I don't fit some made up list of mandatory skills designed for an H1-b visa short-term contractors who lie to get the interview.

  115. Tired of the same old stuff from the whine cellar. by andywest · · Score: 1

    Who's having a hard time filling mission-critical IT positions? Perhaps the kind of companies that will not hire anyone over thirty? Perhaps the kind of companies that think that IT workers ought to be treated like part assemblers, warehouse order fillers or hamburger flippers — cheap and expendable? This is coming from the same kind of arrogant managers and executives who have been whining about programmers, developers, and IT staff for decades. Why do we keep bringing this crap up over and over again? Why don't we just tell those losers to just shut up?

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  116. Really? by bensode · · Score: 1

    They want one person to perform the function of three yet pay/comp for less than one. I don't know of anyone with three or more major disciplines out there willing to earn sub-par wages for a single one of them.

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  117. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

    It's not unheard of. Their are people like myself with solid skills and years of experience who find themselves up against a wall of 'must have formal education of X level' in the entire local market they operate in.

    While to some degree that always has happened, this is a bit different. I didn't need a bachelor's just to be a network admin 5 years ago before my last job, my associates degree and experience was just fine. Now they want a bare minimum of a bachelor's degree and want someone with a preference for doctorate or masters holders and it's starting to look like admin level work is now 'must have a doctorate or masters to get an interview'.

    Even when I did get interviews the pay sucked and it was hard to get the company to hire anyone. For one job which was secondary admin work (under a primary admin) the business had three contenders and all of us where strong candidates with plenty of experience and had solid interviews. It went to a final decision at the C level for who to hire and the result was 'these candidates look to expensive for us, find quality candidates cheaper'. The very same job was back in the paper for the next two months and they wouldn't look at the three of us again. They couldn't find anyone who could meet their requirements and be 'cheaper looking' (they had never actually asked any of us what we were looking for salary wise) and they simply wrote off the job as being 'to expensive for them to fill'.

    This was during a expansion phase where they needed qualified people because they were integrating a group of smaller businesses into their core business all of which had no real IT staff previously. At the time even $30k/year was ok with me as my unemployment was under that and no where in the US is $30k/year ludicrously over-payed for what would have been alot of work.

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  118. Are you talking about hourly workers? by tlambert · · Score: 2

    You forgot to mention that since the H1Bs aren't coming in easily anymore, they've lobbied the US Gov. to allow them to deny overtime to anyone with a IT based technical skill regardless of pay level.

    Unless you are, IT workers are already exempt from overtime pay; you are exempt IFF:

    (a) Paid at least $23,600/year
    (b) Paid on a salary basis
    (c) Perform exempt job duties

    IT workers fall under the "Exempt Job Duties - Professional" umbrella, just like computer programmers:

    (a) Employees are performing exempt professional job duties if their work involves the application of advanced, usually specialized, learning or credentials of the type commonly associated with the "traditional learned professions" such as medicine, law, accounting or engineering.
    (b) Computer professionals are exempt if they are paid on a salary basis, or hourly at a rate of at least $27.63

    See here http://www.flsa.com/coverage.html and here http://www.overtimelawyer.com/areyouexempt.html to further educate yourself as to why you probably do not deserve to get overtime pay if you are an IT person.

    -- Terry

  119. The real IT truth!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is a shortage because of the requirements.. Linux Admins are required to know how the internet was built, by whom, and if it is destroyed could you rebuild it but only take 1/3 of the salary w/ no overtime.

  120. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I second that. I always answer honestly on these questions, but add $20k to my expectation. I've been pleasantly surprised every time - if the employer thinks you are the right person, the difference between 120k and 140k per year isn't a deal breaker. I'm going for 180 next time :-)

  121. Wait, wait, wait. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Why aren't the other people on the other projects capable of handling this?

    We have a couple who are. They're fully subscribed on other projects and the time stolen to keep this project moving is missed.

    You ALREADY have people who fit this profile and you are having trouble finding/making more of them?

    That makes no sense at all.

    I'm looking for a senior level operations guy who can (A) explain stuff to senior level programmers without operations experience and (B) run some nifty BGP-using networks with interesting architectures.

    Again, what you'll end up with is a master-network guy who has to dumb the concepts down to novice level to get it across to the master-programmer people.

    But you already know that, right, because you already have TWO people with those skills who step in and look at the project.

    And BGP? BGP isn't complicated. It's almost as easy as RIP.

  122. BULLSHIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went to several dozen interviews and I was interviewed from people who don't know how to interview to people who wanted you to regurgitate the OS layer and all it's wonders to you.

    It comes down what they are willing to pay you.

    Windows Admin
    Linux admin
    DBA MS SQL and or Oracle
    Backup admin
    Network admin Cisco Firewalls, Cisco Routers and switches
    Must know all protocols and have worked with them.
    SANS
    VMware
    All other productivity suites

    Oh and we only want to pay you 75k Be on call 24/7, work weekends and answer the Fing phone everytime the websites go down because (here is another fing tidbit) We get the cheapest programmers out there to sell our million dollar company's products.

    That's where this comes down to, I am so sick and tired of this company mantra bullshit about not finding qualified people.
    How much would you pay the person with the above skillset? Not to mention all the other softskills that go with it?
    No company will pay a person with the above skillset 250k a year. I see a lot of IT salarys topping out arround 125k to 150k
    After the dot bomb crash IT salarys went down the toilet. Progress has happened in the past 12 years and networks and programs are more sophisticated.
      Companies still think it's 1998 and 65k is way to much to pay the company geek.

  123. Contractors with visas don't cause fights by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Could be that its the management culture in these organisations as well. Your default position as a contractor is not to risk falling out with management, particularly if you are looking to extend your contract or persuade the employer to give you a follow on contract. I should imagine that's even more the case if your visa is in some way linked to your work (and losing it might mean going back to a place where you can't get comparable paid work, and perhaps even have debts incurred to get you to the USA in the first place needing to be paid off). So contractors tend to come into organisations with their heads down. You'd be stupid to be seen to disagree with management if it will lose you your job and your right to stay in the country. Even if it is a discussion over some technical issue, and you as the contractor know your way is better than the management's idea, is it worth rocking the boat? Go along with what the big man believes and he can take the flak if it all goes wrong, you were just following orders (and will continue to get paid).

    If management expect a compliant workforce, then I can see this will be self-reinforcing.

  124. Just a theory here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe, I dunno, the ruthless elimination of entry-level jobs and the refusal to train anyone and the insistence everyone have 3-5 years of experience for an "entry-level" job has somehow backfired. Nah!

  125. Maybe pay and HR depts? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    a) They don't want to pay for experienced people
    b) They don't want to spend a penny for training for recent grads
    c) HR departments
            1) don't know what they're hiring for, and don't *want* to know
            2) think that anyone who's out of work is "not fresh"*, and so not worth looking at

    * In 2004 or 5, I had an idiot on the phone who told me exactly that, even though I was exactly described by the ad. When I asked if she took a year off to have a baby, if she'd no longer be "fresh", and so unhireable forever. She actually said, "I never thought of it that way". Yes, they really *are* that stupid.

                    mark, who, a year or so later, finally found someone desperate enough to hire in spite of me not being "fresh"

  126. More than money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The salaries are obviously not sufficient, but neither are working conditions. In most companies they expect you to work closely with low skilled and usually poorly motivated visa holders and offshore teams. This means spend all day fixing and debugging a bunch of crap copy and pasted code, then you're still on the phone at 10 pm scrumming with the offshore team. That's no kind of life for an engineer no matter what they pay you, and companies wonder why they can't find 'good' engineers.

  127. luxury by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    IT workers should be paying a lot more

    Should they get up before they go to bed?

    Seriously, you claim to have an MBA but you're borderline illiterate.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  128. Flat pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No change in pay equals a continued shortage of skilled staff, assuming the shortage is real.

    http://marketing.dice.com/pdf/Dice_2010-11_TechSalarySurvey.pdf

    Sincerely,
    ex-IT guy.

  129. Answer to why junior persons w/experience by tlambert · · Score: 1

    why do junior level jobs want years of doing same job as what they are calling junior?

    I have seen junior Systems Administrator wanting any from 2-3 years of being a Systems Administrator.

    Typically it's to avoid annoying the System Administrator who is already working there with the idea they are hiring a peer or over his head.

    -- Terry

  130. You want experienced workers? by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

    Go where you've made the experience available.

    For the past decade, and then some, all entry level tech support jobs have been being farmed out because it was cheaper to contract it to someone earning minimum wage who could read a script, and got no benefits, or to someone working some place where minimum wage was even less than it is here in the US. So all of the people who have had the opportunity to learn your products from the ground up, are either have no confidence that you are looking for them (when is the last time you hired a contract support tech in house to provide that support for your customers and granted them benefits?) or have been job hopping in another country where all anyone gives them is a script to follow. (scripts don't tend to engender creative problem solving.)

    Likewise for developers. Sure you can find companies that hire developers right out of school, or even before school is out. But if your business has been moving all of it's development work to places where you're paying $50 a month instead of $50 an hour, and you hire 40 of those developers to try to do as much as the one developer you replaced, why on earth would any developer even consider working for you in the states?

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  131. The Management / Outsourcing love affair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason?
    Most outsourced programmers will tell everyone what they want to hear. The language barrier and time differential allow them to kite deliverables almost indefinitely.
    But this the very reason modern management loves them - Managers prefer you to lie to them .
    Everything green? What a marvelous and upbeat go-getter you are!
    Something wrong? You must not have followed my plan. (Why are you telling me this negative stuff? You're supposed to be part of the solution, not part of the problem!)

    A while back I found out that you can bribe the staff at certain foreign universities with a modest sum and they will enter an entire curricula in the computer for you and hand you a diploma for a degree you never earned. After I heard that (from someone who attended said universities), it became clear why these guys can't get anything done.
    You only communicate with 1 guy in a team of 6-12 and, oddly enough, you only get about one person's work out of the entire team. Management chalks it up to miscommunication or "we just aren't managing them right" (and by "we" they mean "you", the first-world developer/hand-holder).

    I suspect that the entire outsourcing process is a huge scam:
    1) National universities "graduate" people with an entry level class in all the mainline technologies.
    2) Applicants look like wunderkin on their resumes(Look at all the buzzwords!) and work so cheap!
    3) Global corporations gobble them up like popcorn (usually thru an intermediary like Wipro). A body, is a body, is a body - right?
    4) The best 1-2 per dozen end up doing all the work and covering for the rest of the team. (payola system?)
    5) The hiring intermediaries make tons of money supplying ignorant personnel to fat national corporations.
    6) The nation gets a huge flush of money from tens of thousands of (relatively) high-paid citizens. See the incentive for #1 in the first place.

    Do I sound bitter? Yeah, I detest waste and stupidity.

  132. Well, it's a small pool of talent by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    They are looking for under-29, preferably under-25, recently graduated PhDs with 15 years experience in _______, _______, ________, and _____________, dress like bankers, require no training, and will work 60+ hours a week for about fourteen dollars an hour. As independent contractors. From India. With visas that make them essentially voiceless indentured servants. In Bismark, North Dakota.

    Not their fault that the talent pool is so limited.

  133. "Survey" is Manpowergroup shilling it's services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://www.manpowergroup.us/campaigns/talent-shortage-2012/pdf/2012_Talent_Shortage_Survey_Results_US_FINALFINAL.pdf

  134. Re:Oh boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are such things as 20minute engineering job? If it takes that long, that's technician work.

  135. Hire for those m4d 1nt3rp3rs0n4l $killz! W00t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, the university I work for uses that model for hiring their IT people. We have people in high places with poor technical decision-making capabilities that prefer to make decisions based on which vendor schmoozed them the most, which vendor gives good "fringe benefits," or what company they have stock in. Our last round of Business Analyst hires brought us 2 years of utterly disastrous projects that caused an enormous amount of work to correct, caused an embarrassing admissions error, and hurt our division's reputation... but they had great interpersonal skills: they've still got jobs! Additionally, they used those stunning interpersonal skills to talk the upper echelons into outsourcing this year because of the cost overruns and excessive developer time they caused. This decision fell through, so now all the projects that have been on hold for the last 6 months (due to the expectation that our HRIS, SIS, and CRM systems would be outsourced) had to be fast-tracked. No time for thorough regression testing, just give it the once over, we've got to get this into production!

  136. Specialist-ism, the Great AND problem by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    My observation over the years is that companies don't understand how specialized their requests really are in practice. They want somebody who knows X and Y and Z etc. However, there will only be very few actual humans who fit that bill.

    I don't think they understand how such "and" combinations reduce the potential pool of matches significantly. It's not about lack of IT workers in general. They just don't grasp the probabilities of it all. It's almost as if they see "and" no different than "or".

    Perhaps they needs to see it happen on a spreadsheet of sample applicants or something to appreciate the narrowing power of AND.

    The work around for such narrow filters is to be more flexible, such as be willing to train or wait for a learning curve. Companies want instant plug-and-play employees, but that's just not possible when matching combinations of skills.

  137. The job postings out there are crap! by supremebob · · Score: 1

    No offense, but if you saw the lousy job postings that are out there, you would KNOW why they go unfilled.

    Most of the stuff that I've seen lately are 3-6 month contract positions out in the middle of nowhere. They only pay $25 an hour, yet still require 5 years of experience in new technologies, several certifications, weekend shifts, AND on-call support hours.

    Yeah... thanks, but no thanks.

  138. new study says by issicus · · Score: 1

    hard jobs are harder, and thus harder to fill.

  139. Re:Oh boy by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    There are such things as 20minute engineering job? If it takes that long, that's technician work.

    See what I mean?

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  140. Well, your company is wrong.. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    In Fortune 100 companies those are 3 different functions for 3 different teams that have to talk to each other.

    A jack of all trades will get something wrong (normally security), but hey, his skills were broad....

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    1. Re:Well, your company is wrong.. by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      In my particular backwater of this fortune 500 company, 3 people on 3 different teams would hamstring the project and kill it with competing interests, none of them the customer's. If I can find a jack of all trades moderately clueful on security, I'll take him.

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  141. I can program, not in the terms of a job interview by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I am not a programmer. But I have potgraduate education which included enough programming information.

    I do not have programmin in my fingertips, but when given a programming problems I can pick i up, look at manuals (and increasingly the interenet) and work out a program as required.

    As long as companies don't understand that interviewing is not really assesing the qualities of the prospective employees they will continue to experience "shortages".

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  142. Um... you're not after just a DBA... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    "Lets say a DBA. I good DBA is an excellent asset to a company. They can extract data and find information that you didn't even know you had,"

    you want a highly skilled Business Analyst (aka a Statistician) who happens to be a crack DBA. What you're really asking for (whether you realize it or not) is two for the price of one....

    And the employers CAN get it. They get to work at global scales (H1B Visa that is). Workers function at the local level. It's very expensive for a worker to move (I know, I just did). You buy houses, sign leases, etc. You don't just up and move. But it's easy and cheap to bring labor in, especially when it's paid for by tax dollars, tax incentives, or the desperate worker trying to escape the hell hole that is his homeland...

    But you're an MBA, so you knew all this, right? Sorry, sorry, I know that last bit's trolling, but after 40 years of plummeting wages and rising food prices I'm a little bitter. So sue me.

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    1. Re:Um... you're not after just a DBA... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

      I do realize I seem to be contradicting myself there, saying it's hard for a worker to move but easy to bring labor in. This isn't double think though. It's still very hard for a worker to move, but when you get to function globally (as corporations do), it becomes easy to find that one person who will uproot themselves and to devil with the consequences. Sure, they leave family and friends behind and take an enormous risk, but countries like China and India are so awful the risk and misery are worth it.

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  143. Re:Salaries & the National Security Police Sta by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    Not only are USA jobs not secure, the tech head-hunters routinely inflate job requirements in order to fill IT positions with cheaper foreign workers. Compound this with new vetting processes dealing with security background checks, especially directed by the government, and there is a (surprise, surprise) shortage of skilled IT workers.

    The only IT jobs available in my 'stomping grounds' have switched to requiring a TS security clearance, which can take up to 18 months and cost the equivalent of 2 years salary. Many employers are disinclined to hire new talent for a year or more before placing them into the IT slots that require a security clearance. At first, many of those jobs were taken by exiting veterans with preexisting security clearances. But after new stop-loss programs and recycling veterans through multiple overseas tours of duty, many of the unscathed survivors can make far more money working as military mercenaries through defense contractors.

    Then there is the DHS largely unadvertised policy of black-balling people that arouse the ire of the Powers That Be. That is what happened to me. I made the mistake of publicly challenging the official fairy tale about the events leading up to and subsequent to the terror attack of 9/11/2001 by way of Letters To The Editor at the Washington Post. None of my letters were posted, but the PTB black-balled me from employment, basically anywhere.

  144. recruiters, hiring mgrs, et al STINK and do a lous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would contend that the hiring process stinks. Having personally been treated like total garbage on numerous recent occasions, often by small-minded twits seeking to protect their territory and make things difficult on purpose, for positions that i was over-qualified for, I have seen the gunk that is gumming up the machine.

    the people doing the sifting and hiring are morons, technologically-speaking. when you DO find someone who thinks they know what they want, they have an eye out for a brain-dead person who only knows about that one thing, and thus has no breadth or interest in growth or learning of any kind.

    the day that this diseased process actually turns over a new leaf and behaves like any other hiring process, is the day that IT will find plenty of smart people, that were weeded out by imbeciles intent on preserving a hegemony of idiocy.

    i hope i don't sound bitter. i'm doing just fine now as a consultant, laughing at the slaves in the cubes...

  145. Voting for Gov Scott Walker Tuesday!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scott Walker has my solid vote on Tuesday, I love the man! I don't hate Unions but am firmly against the existence of Public Unions.

    I used to work for Koch Industries, great company that treats their employees very, very well. I know you need a voodoo figure though so carry on my friend.

    Watch the news Tuesday night so you can enjoy a Walker victory with me.

    1. Re:Voting for Gov Scott Walker Tuesday!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my location in Wisconsin, teachers don't get paid enough. The union is the only thing keeping them near $20k/year, well below the average local income. Most of my friend/family in other parts of WI say the same thing, just with different number, teachers aren't making enough. These teachers WANT the union and actively support it. If they want it, I want it.

  146. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    The 2 year contract can be a good gig, even without the bennies, but it has to pay well. If they're serious about the contract then the hourly rate will be at least $150 with 40 hours per week minimum and any day with at least one hour of work being paid at the full per diem (8-hours), whether there was work ready to do or not (i.e. don't waste my time) AND time + 1/2 for overtime (anything more than 8 hours per day) paid in hourly increments, even for fractions of hours. Finally the contract should guarantee the full 2 year term with penalties for early withdrawal. Otherwise, as you say, they can find themselves some other fool.

  147. Same shit, different color by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same situation here in Germany, although worse because the IT-Lobby lobby (http://www.bitkom.org/en/) is solely cares about the needs of companies.

    Ever since the formalization and introduction and of the two professions "system integrator" and "software developer" back in 1998, that lobby has been blaring about the lack of skilled professionals. I did start working in 2001 as an "non-professional" being paid laughable salaries, which did not stop me from working in the field.

    With 10 years of experience with various web technologies (anything running in a browser and on infrastructure-level) I have been offered only shit jobs. I gave up working in the IT as an employee because I know for a fact that, no matter how good you are, much you work, little you earn, you'll always be an asset. In those 10 years I have seen 3 companies I used to work for fail, albeit having warned my bosses about the issues at hand:

    - "Whaaat? You should have paid someone to keep your servers running... that's dangerouns" (Yes, all servers were compromised and all data on them stolen)
    - "No, it's a bad idea to run a cracked w3k server as a domain controller" (The guy that installed that was never to be found again for the SA password)
    - "No, I wont install cracked 3DS Max on the twelve workstations" (Roughly ~40k in license fees, no, no, no, hell no! I wont do that! Useless to say that the whole network has been compromised after the owners son installed a copy he got off bittorrent)

    Nowadays I am working in the healthcare sector as an all-rounder doing anything from taking phone calls, making appointments, managing papers, handling contractors, sterilizing the instruments, cleaning the mess up. In the spare between tasks I do find the time to develop practice management SaaS that I will be renting out for a monthly fee later on, yay!

    The salary is adequate and I have (almost) no overtime. Win-Win-Win!

  148. ditch the companies and the suits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i believe I.T. people are creative and technically skilled enough to band together and create their own organization, services and products. does it need to be a company? i don't believe so. think about it. in the "I.T. industry" the I.T. people, engineers, administrators or even plain I.T. grunts should be king and reaping the rewards of their industry not these suits who barely have a clue about what we are doing. don't we have enough brains, talents and skills that we require the suits (MBA, Managers, etc) to rule over us before. we can function? Zuckerberg shows how a geek can lord it over the suits, wear anything he wants like a hoodie while facing the suits and all they can do is complain about business ethics. Come on guys, why do we need the suits to organize ourselves? to come up with anything related to computers or I.T., the suits needs us more than we need them. we just need to unite and stop being cynical, sarcastic snobs to each other.

  149. I think I found the problem by BonThomme · · Score: 1

    FTFA: they cite as one of their key problems: "applicants looking for more pay"

  150. Efficient by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Not Lazy, Efficient.

    We are probably the only people who intentionally automate their duties and tasks so they don't have to do them anymore. Most other people and positions would put themselves out of a job by doing so.

    Why waste hours of my day every day (or whatever cycle) doing something I can write a script for and when needed press a button and more less do the same thing.

    Wanting to do less work, is not Lazy, it is about being efficient. I tell this to friends and they seriously think I am joking.

  151. Re:I can program, not in the terms of a job interv by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

    Your attitude is part of the problem. There are lots of people who think "that's easy...I can pick up a manual and write code". And this is true to a certain point...but experience is required to know how to write GOOD code. If the only requirement is X lines of code, we can easily hire that out to some sweat shop in India. The shop I work in caters to customers who expect quality, not quantity. It takes a minimum of 6 months of close mentoring to get an entry level programmer trained up enough to write any decent code on their own, and a couple years of supervision and mentoring under senior programmers before they are "journeyman" level typically. When you only have a 6 month or less project/contract, you usually can't even consider entry level people because they would be more of a drain on the project then a help. The problem is still a lack of SKILLED people. You may have learned some programming concepts, but that is a far cry from having skills. Just like you wouldn't read some books on karate/kung fu/whatever and expect to win a fight with Chuck Norris.

    The best advice I could give to anyone wanting to get into this business is to get experience any way you can. Pick a problem, even if it's been done before, and create your own program/database/ect to solve it. Volunteer on a project for a not-for-profit. Ask a programmer you know if you can look over their shoulder on some code and then try the concepts you see by yourself. You gain skills by doing/practicing.

  152. Re:I can program, not in the terms of a job interv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may have learned some programming concepts, but that is a far cry from having skills. Just like you wouldn't read some books on karate/kung fu/whatever and expect to win a fight with Chuck Norris.

    You're looking for someone who can beat Chuck Norris?? There's your problem right there.

  153. Translation: "we need more H1-B workers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that we can continue our policy of race to the bottom payroll strategy

  154. I believe this is called a "strike" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you might want to start a union.

    And for the inevitable rants to follow: If unions are getting such a better deal than you, rather than complain about it, why not start or join one?

  155. Re:I can program, not in the terms of a job interv by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

    It's and illustration. Duh, everyone knows it's un-possible to beat Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris fact of the day: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

  156. Re:I can program, not in the terms of a job interv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chuck Norris was the first man to set foot on Neil Armstrong!

    I get your point, but it also illustrates how employers unrealistically expect top-notch talent for pretty much every job, when in reality most experienced people are competent if not good. Only a small percentage of people in any field are really good at what they do, and they are in a position to demand high salaries that employers don't want to pay.

    Worse, people have grown up with the expectation that becoming a top performer is easy if you just focus and "work smarter." It's the "Karate Kid" effect that David Wong wrote about:

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18544_how-the-karate-kid-ruined-modern-world.html

  157. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So who they are really going to hire are liars.

  158. Chickens coming home to roost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been laid off since January in the Boston area, and can't find IT work that wouldn't involve a $25,000 pay cut. No IT person with any level of experience wants to take a $75,000-a-year job in an urban market, knowing that they're 24x7x365 on call.

    I agree with what many others have said here, including the larger picture that this country has worked for 10 years to discourage careers in IT, and that those efforts are now coming to fruition. In a corporate setting, if you're not seen as driving revenue, the view is that you're costing the company money. IT budgets get slashed first, fewer staff are hired (and incented to stay), and people who only interact with IT staff when they have a problem are all too willing to shunt that work to a random call center.

    For five years, I advocated to replace my company's aging network. No one ever wanted to find the $50k for a new network, but two months after getting laid off, when the core switches died, I got the panicked phone call. I stayed out of it, but that $50k ended up being a drop in the bucket compared to the 72 hours of a full corporate blackout. To the companies that I work for: I'm very good at what I do, and I only ring your bell when it's important.

    If I'm doing my job correctly, then I'm not running around like crazy, your systems are available when you need them, and your employees are all working at full strength. My role is to advocate for the technical needs of the office, to make sure employees aren't bottlenecked by processes I can solve, and that I have time to be the calming support presence for someone in crisis. I like the career in, and I know I'm worth what I'm asking for.

  159. U.S. companies not filling critical IT positions by NotQuiteHumanYet · · Score: 1

    I think it is more the case that they are not willing to hire the qualified applicants. They seem to take Woody Allen's position--they would "never join a club that would allow a person like [them] to become a member". One reason China is beating the pants off the U.S. is that it just puts, nearly enough, all the people to work, one way or another... It's not like the U.S. does not have the resources and more than enough things to do. The problem really is the lack of will to be constructive. Of course, finishing this line of thought is too much work. I think I'll rest up and just watch some TV, now...

  160. Best workers are unavailable by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

    Joel Spolsky is the one who pointed out that the very best workers are seldom on the market and when they are on the market, they aren't there for long.

    Joel did not point out that even tho most everybody thinks of himself as a topnotch worker, less than 5% are correct ;-)

    Companies looking for good workers need to hire them when they are available. If you only wait to hire when you -need- to hire, all you get to choose from is what is currently available on the market.

  161. This I don't believe... by MPAndonee · · Score: 1

    Because how come I can't find a job then?

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    1. Re:This I don't believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Because how come I can't find a job then?

      Obviously, you're underqualified or overqualified.

  162. It's who you know, as usual... by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    When you're looking for creative and intelligent people to solve problems, it would help if you have creative and intelligent people interviewing them and filtering them.

    That's why the most successful US companies have good to excellent IT departments.

    If you're applying for work at a company that sucks, it's your job to know everything about the company, and make your case to the right people why YOU need to be hired.

    IT isn't a "job", it's a way of life, we are the solution creators, so much so that often times we have solutions to problems that don't even yet exist, but that we can see clearly on the horizon.

    Stop whining about shitty American companies, and start your own fucking companies. Stop wasting your time.

  163. Jobs in Indian consulting companies by NewYork · · Score: 1
  164. Why IT Managers can't fill positions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been in the industry since 1981. For many years, if you could spell "UNIX" you could get a job. If you could program in one or two languages, you were considered a programmer and were hired. Now, the job reqs we see are loaded with requirements that I cannot believe any one individual would possess. And, since big corporations use auto-filtering devices on their HR systems, if a resume is posted that does not meet EVERY ONE of the requirements, the manager never sees that resume. So, they wonder why they post requirements and don't get any resumes... duh...

  165. Re:I think we all know how to solve this problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years ago I saw a job posting on a local IT jobs board. They literally wanted one person who had (get this) sysadmin and Oracle DBA and trainer experience. They were offering $50K a year. I couldn't stand it. I emailed the contact person and told them 1) they wanted 3 people, and 2) the sysadmin they wanted would cost them $70K, the Oracle DBA would cost at least $80K and the trainer would be at least $60 K if they were any good.
    They didn't write me back...

  166. You're just like a rental car. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Working in IT support puts you in a cost center in the eyes of senior management. In consulting I am a revenue generator. The difference is night and day in terms of how are you treated.

    You're revenue to the consulting company, but to the client you're still a cost.

    The client (and it's them you spend sixty hours a week with) has no reason to treat you any better; indeed, they might well treat you worse. One, many think they have the right - after all, they're the customer and they're paying a lot of money. Two, if they mistreat too many internals they can get a bad reputation, whereas if some consultant walks out, nobody will miss the overpaid prima donna. We'll just call up and get another - and bitch about you to the account manager or whatever they're called this week. To them you're just like a rental car.

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    1. Re:You're just like a rental car. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      "You're revenue to the consulting company, but to the client you're still a cost." - Absolutely right. And that puts me under pressure to deliver and I have no problem with that. They pay a lot of money for my time and I work hard to deliver value to them. "The client (and it's them you spend sixty hours a week with) has no reason to treat you any better; indeed, they might well treat you worse." - I rarely have to spend anywhere near 60 hours a week at any client. If I do I get paid for every hour I work. I got tired of working for companies that took advantage of me by asking me to work all kinds of overtime for no extra pay. My experience has been that the vast majority of my clients treat me very well. If they don't like me they can get rid of me. If I don't like them I also have the option of going somewhere where my skills are appreciated. "whereas if some consultant walks out, nobody will miss the overpaid prima donna." - Do I sense a little consultant envy? The reason people hire folks like me is that I have the luxury of focusing on specific deliverables without having to juggle multiple other tasks at the same time. The kinds of stuff I work on you can't just poke at for an hour or two a day. It requires dedicated effort and a fairly high degree of specialization. They also don't have to pay me for sick days or vacation or benefits. I could walk in tomorrow and they could tell me not to come back the next day. That's their option. Overpaid? Keep in mind that I don't get paid when I don't work. Rental car? Maybe so but I like the freedom and variety of contacting. To each their own.