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  1. Re:Not censorship on Amazon Censorship Expands · · Score: 1

    But, I prefer to buy my bicycle from Taco bell! How dare they censor my choices like this!

  2. Related story on Periodic Table Etched Onto a Single Hair · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it amaze you the lengths that students will go to cheat on their tests? They are now engraving the answers in their hair.

  3. What happens if on IBM Makes a Super Memory Breakthrough · · Score: 2

    I watch car races on TV for the same reason most people do. To see the crashes. What happens if the data in these memory chips fails to make the turn? Getting implaled by ones and zeros doesn't sound like much fun. I'm just glad we're not using Roman Numerals, because those dots on the i's flying about, and those x's look a lot like those Japanese surikans, and those L's winging around like boomerangs.

    Just how safe are we?

  4. Re:Dear GEMA, on German Kindergartens Ordered To Pay Copyright For Songs · · Score: 2

    Go fuck yourselves.

    Sincerely,
    The World

    Hey, that happens to be the name of my newest song. Please send me my copyright fees.

  5. Re:Weather Alert on Paris To Test Banning SUVs In the City · · Score: 1

    He's just trying to save on transmission speeds. The smaller letters are obviously easier to send than those bigger ones.

  6. Fight Back on Chinese Written Language To Dominate Internet · · Score: 1

    Since they are gaining the advantage by translating English publications, then we need to write some software to translate them back! That way, for every document they translate, we will gain an equal number of documents back!

  7. Siumulation on Apple's $1 Billion Data Center Mystery · · Score: 1

    They are obviously trying to determine if it is possible that a swallow (either African or European) would be able to carry a coconut to Britan.

  8. Consider on Auditors Question TSA's Tech Spending, Security Solutions · · Score: 1

    You should consider how much it costs the TSA for each terrorist they caught. Take that $14 billion, and divide it by the number of terrorists they've caught to date (0) since 9/11, and see how economical it has actually been. $14,000,000,000/0 = ?

    Ummm, can someone do the math for me, my calculator doesn't have that enough digits.

  9. Re:GNU? on Putin Orders Russian Move To GNU/Linux · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean GNU/Putin?

  10. Foreigners on Putin Orders Russian Move To GNU/Linux · · Score: 2

    Another case of lousy foreigners stealing American technology. Just like they stole our spacecraft and jet technology. And radar. Next thing you know, they'll have stolen our sushi and kung foo techniques too! At least we are assured that pizza and coffee will forever be known as ours!

  11. Think of the possibilities on Using LED Ceiling Lights For Digital Communication · · Score: 1

    Hide a sensor anywhere nearby, and you can read all the internal traffic.
    Drop a tiny node in a plushy on someones desk, spewing out all sorts of Window virus, and see how long it takes for the IP staff to find it.
    Shine a modulated laser beam through a window, and disrupt all the network traffic in an office.

  12. Re:Good! on California Rare-Earth Mine Reopens · · Score: 1

    Why should we trust someone who can't spell or punctuate a short post correctly to handle radioactive waste properly?

    I think he must be buying it in a WOW auction. He'll probably do more damage there anyway.

  13. Re:poor choice of verb on Satellite-Based Laser Hunts Woodpeckers From Space · · Score: 1

    You should be thinking of a muppet shark with a flashlight on its head. SHARKS IN SPACE!

  14. Re:In the past two years on Once-Darling Ethanol Losing Friends In High Places · · Score: 1

    How can any major portion be blamed on climate change? More corn, which has had one of the greatest price increases in the developing worlds, is being grown in greater quantities than ever before. The problem is that it is being diverted into ethanol production, where it is a very poor performer, and out of the food chain, where it is an excellent performer.

    Corn is one of the worst materials to use in ethanol production. It generates very low quantities of fuel for the energy required to produce it. Some report that it takes more energy to create corn ethanol than you create. There are much better crops that could be used.

    The only reason corn is so heavily used is politics. You can buy a lot of votes by raising the corn prices AND subsidizing corn ethanol production.

  15. More options on 10 Dos and Don'ts To Make Sysadmins' Lives Easier · · Score: 1

    - If you don't provide documentation, requiring the sysadmin to dig through the source code for configuration information, please add some useful comments and meaningful function names.
    - Make the option parsing code clear enough so we can at lease see what words are used for the options. Cute parsing code may save a millionth of a second each time the program is run, but is useless if we can't figure out how to configure it.
    - If you have a configuration file, tell us where it is and what it is named, at a very minimum. Scanning a binary file for strings to locate the configuration file is a major pain.
    - Don't develop yet another build system. Especially if it only works on one specific version of a specific operating system on specific hardware.
    - Don't make every error message exactly the same. Trying to figure out which one of the fifty "oops" messages was triggered is painful.

  16. Just another product review blog on BYTE Is Coming Back · · Score: 2

    The original Byte was about hardware/software computer development. At that time, it was a useful introduction to interesting technologies, and remained so for many years. At some point, it switched to being just another product review magazine, which was not what the original audience was interested in. Since there were dozens of these already being published, it just faded into the background as just another generic joystick review magazine, as happened to Creative Computing some years earlier. There was nothing innovative or unique about it to attract anyone to it.

    Sounds like they are trying to revive a dull, boring, copycat magazine, and are hoping that using an old name will attract enough curious readers long enough to reap some advertising dollars.

  17. Re:Can someone please explain to me... on New IE Zero Day · · Score: 1

    4. Profit?

  18. Real reason on Oregon To Let Students Use Spell Check on State Exams · · Score: 1

    I'll bet the real reason is because they are getting tired of tests with the students name spelled wrong on them.

  19. Re:I Think.. on Oregon To Let Students Use Spell Check on State Exams · · Score: 1

    Aye donut think ewe dew.

  20. MAD on North Korea Says War With South Would Go Nuclear · · Score: 0

    Isn't the US, and several other nations including Russia, under the MAD (mutually assured destruction) treaty, supposed to convert them to glass if they use nukes? And, would we actually do it under Obama's rule?

  21. Re:Well on NSA Considers Its Networks Compromised · · Score: 1

    It certainly took them long enough to figure that one out.

    Was the first clue finding all of their emails on Wikileaks?

  22. Re:Does rest in peace mean anything to scientists on Scientists Identify Head of France's King Henry IV · · Score: 1

    But what about the poor people who are losing the use of this head? Shouldn't they be offered a replacement of equal worth?

    What do you do with a mumified head anyway? Open pop bottles? Ash tray? Candle holder? How far does "hey, wanna see a head" go anyway?

  23. Re:Completely free kernel? on Debian 6.0 To Feature a Completely Free Kernel · · Score: 1

    HURD might be finished if Linux hadn't attracted all the developer attention that wasn't going to the 386BSD derivatives.

    HURD didn't go anywhere before Linux and the other free Unix derivites came on the scene, and even with all that code now available to steal from, it still hasn't gone anywhere. First time I heard about it, many years ago, they were arguing about which kernel to base it on. Last time I heard about it, they had gotten to the point that they were trying to decide which kernel to base it on. Guess where they will be 10 years from now.

  24. Global Warming on CA's First Molten Salt Energy Plant Approved · · Score: 0

    power tower filled with salt, which is able to reach very high temperatures (over 1000 degrees Fahrenheit) and can hold heat for an extraordinary length of time.

    Sounds like a great source for Global Warming. Why worry about a lousy 1C increase when they have 1000F right there!

  25. Re:Success on Stuxnet Virus Set Back Iran’s Nuclear Program by 2 Years · · Score: 1

    the company I work for just payed $19,000 for a SQL statement shorter than this very sentence.

    Was it something like "DELETE FROM *"?