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  1. Re:Just what the world needs on World Nuclear University Launched · · Score: 1

    Nothing can go wrong with that at all.

    Of course not. Radium kegger at my house, pass it on, dude!

  2. Re:Sooo... on RIAA Prepares Legal Blitz Against Filesharers · · Score: 1
    There's going to be a gigantic uprising...

    That would be nice, but unlikely. RIAA artists have a stranglehold on the mainstream music. The average person wants to hear music that everyone else listens to so that he is not out of the loop.

    Paradoxically, many people won't give a fair chance to artists they haven't heard of before.
    /Just my .02

  3. Re:Who cares? on Perfect Pitch for Those Without It · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you're going to an arena show to see a display of musicianship, expect to be disappointed.

    Having just seen guitar virtuoso Neal Schon rock out with Journey recently in a major arena, I disagree that all arena shows are mindless Justin Timberlake tripe.

    Just ask those who worship Phish.

  4. If one goes haywire, on Japanese Deploying Powered Exoskeletons for Elderly · · Score: 1

    will their Old Glory insurance plan against robot attacks cover them?

  5. Re:Cantenna? on SeattleWireless TV: Flickenger, Warcopter, And More · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't get too excited. The first hour of the show is taken up by eating all the Pringles before moving onto the demonstration.

  6. Better method on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 1

    Since strong crypto requires large random numbers for seed, why not use our greatest resource for large random numbers: the RIAA?

    Crypto Guy: Ummm, I have a bunch of Metallica and Limp Bizkit MP3's, how much financial damage is that?

    MPAA: Eleventy-seventy jillion dollars!

  7. Re:This isn't the first time... on Friendster Fights Fakesters · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the longest time, someone had a personal ad posted with their pictures being John Candy in drag

    Thats my wife, you insensitive clod!

  8. Re:Ive been twice in this situation on When Wrongfully Accused of Hacking, What Can You Do? · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that Hap was real happy about that /Class of '01

  9. Re:SCO on FSF FTP Site Cracked, Looking for MD5 Sums · · Score: 1

    gcc had a secretary named SCO and SCO had a secretary named gcc. Oliver Stone, where are you?

  10. Re:Heh on Creatine Found to Boost Brainpower · · Score: 1

    I think you mean "-1 not smelly".

  11. Re:OJ on GPL in Court - Good or Bad? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any faith I had in the legal system was lost on the O.J. Trial.

    If things pan out the same, I can't wait for SCO to lead the police on the Bronco chase.

  12. Debate? on Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who would your ideal opponents in a televised debate be?

  13. Re:Am I missing something? on Jesus Castillo, Supreme Court, And Free Speech · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is selling adult materials to adults in Dallas a problem? Is adult content illegal there? Or did he violate some ordinance?

    There is probably a little known ordinance against the Son of God selling smutty comics.

  14. Re:All about the price on HavenCo In Trouble? · · Score: 1

    I wanted to host there, but a low-end box on a trickling 64kbit line was $500/month!

    Not only that, but they made you buy your server from them at rather high prices.

    They wouldn't accept servers shipped to them like other colos do as they could contain bombs, listening devices, killer robots, etc...

  15. Re:RIAA Air Force on HavenCo In Trouble? · · Score: 1

    then RIAA would be inclined to use every security hole-IP DOS attack-anything that they could come up with because again, who would stop them?

    Better yet, cut one of the fiber cables going to the platform. I don't think they have great security of those on the ocean floor.

  16. Re:All of the entrys on Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners! · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would of loved to have seen all of the hundreds of entrys

    Same here. I'd like to see how the Natalie Portman/Goatse/hot grits/GNAA/*BSD is dying troll cliche extravaganza shirt would look.

  17. Re:Right... on Build-to-Order Cars? · · Score: 1

    I hope they are backed by a large political party, or organized crime.

    Close enough. The article did say that they were building a unionized plant in San Bernardino. I'm sure UAW would go to bat for them if things went downhill with their competitors, especially considering that UAW members work for those competitors.

  18. Re:yeah on Last Chance for Slashdot T-Shirt Contest · · Score: 1

    That would only reveal the large heaving man-breasts of largely overweight Slashdot readers. Even the Slashdot server would BSOD on that, just to replace the screen with something less vile.

    I think a Goatse link is in order here...

  19. Re:"Playstation 2 graphics?" on Specs for Sony PSP Handheld · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well after what they said about the Playstation 2 itself and its "Toy Story" graphics I would have to see it to believe it

    Of course it has Toy Story graphics.

    What they didn't tell you was that you had to have Toy Story on DVD to get said graphics....

  20. Re:only if it's too tight though... on Wearing a Tie May Cause Blindness! · · Score: 1

    Whenever I go to get a suit, the salesman always picks a shirt that seems to be way to tight in the neck. I have to basically tell him I don't care what size he thinks I need and get a larger neck size.

    Get yourself to Brooks Brothers. They'll take your measurements and find something comfortable.

  21. Ummmm..... on Bamboo Bike A Reality · · Score: 4, Informative

    Does any one see a set of brakes on this thing?

    Yes, I know that some bikes have the brake mechanism in the hub of the rear wheel, but that doesn't appear in the photo either.

  22. Conception terminology on Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later · · Score: 5, Funny

    If a baby is conceived by IVF, they're called test tube babies.

    If a baby is conceived after drunken passion, then could it be called a beer bottle baby?

  23. Re:I am in this book! on Decipher · · Score: 1

    He wrote me into the book too. I play a tree. :)

  24. Re:Secret to losing weight... on Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office? · · Score: 1

    Eat less, Shit more

    It worked for Karen Carpenter.

  25. For more info on Linux Security Cookbook · · Score: 5, Informative

    Check out Hacking Linux Exposed. Its well worth the read and makes an excellent reference.