Slashdot Mirror


User: dr_dank

dr_dank's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
1,645
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 1,645

  1. Re:not all music is .79cent on Buy.Com Debuts Music Download Site · · Score: 1

    Its funny that they say songs cost .79 cents but I haven't found one artist yet who's songs are that price

    here's one artist that lives up to his advertising.

  2. Re:Van Wilder guy... on Inkblot Passwords · · Score: 1

    How exactly would his password turn out?

    OMG_i_cut_m4_d1ck_0ff!

  3. Re:I know this was a joke on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader? · · Score: 1

    It actually won't interfere, criminal and civil court are seperate. You can clog up the civil court system with frivilous lawsuits, but the criminal system remains seperate

    Perhaps the court-end of things are separate, but what about law enforcement? It says in the article that authorities have been along on these raids as hired goons. Those are personnel that could be used finding truly dangerous people.

  4. Re:I'll donate money! on X-Prize Cup/Olympics Planned · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't you see? This is all leading up to the landing of the first Mullet on the Moon©!

  5. Re:Will it warn us that Will and Grace are about . on Sensor Networks for NBC Threats · · Score: 1

    If it could warn us when NBC is about to put on one of its cheesy shows it would be worth it.

    Agreed. If only there were some kind of publication available at newsstands that could give out this kind of information. *cough*cough*. :)

  6. Re:Forward live broacasts!? on Cable Boxes With DVD, MP3, Networking · · Score: 2, Funny

    Biff won't need that Sports Almanac now, just fast-forward to the end of the game.

  7. Rating? on All The Rave · · Score: 1

    If you love to read abou the dot-com bust--over and over--this meticulously researched tome is for you. Keep a drink handy, however, it gets dry in parts

    Where does that fit on the usual 1-10 scale?

  8. Re:Alas, it is already too late. on The Big Kerplop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alas, I fear it may already be too late. Can we realistically expect that society will allow "children" to perform dangerous experiments when "[a] Santa Monica elementary school has banned the game of tag, once synonymous with youth and innocence, because they say it creates self-esteem issues among weaker and slower children."

    Nothing will boost the self-esteem of slower/weaker children faster than a pie tin full of gasoline.

  9. New slogan? on Cringely On Electronic Tapping · · Score: 1

    Slashdot: When Granny Farts, Smack the Dog.

  10. Ronald Reagan? on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    The actor?

    Who's the vice president, Jerry Lewis? Next, you'll tell me the first lady is Jane Wyman.

    /Back to the Future

  11. Re:Sync with Windows only? on Review Of Yopy 3700 Linux PDA · · Score: 1, Funny

    8. Masturbate over your 1337 5k331z and beat your pigeon chest like the mighty c0d3 w4rr10r you are.

    So thats why my programming projects suck, I left out the furious masturbation part.

    Thanks!

  12. Re:Reminds me of a job I did in London on Grad Student's Work Reveals National Infrastructure · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buckingham Palace, Houses of Parliament, the big wheel thing, ministry of defence, big office blocks, army barracks, more palaces...

    I don't think Osama could keep a straight face if he were to declare jihad on the "big wheel thing".

  13. There goes my idea... on Design Slashdot's New T-Shirt and Win Cool Stuff! · · Score: 1

    I strongly recommend the use of Slashdot's favorite shade of green in any design submission. Slashdot's "Green" is 006666 in hex. 0,102,102 in RGB.

    Dang, I was going to design one in the color scheme of the Games section. Like the pros say, If you're not inducing seizures, you're not doing it right.

  14. Re:Yeah, blind people playing on Hacking the XBox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Video games. Uh, huh

    If you think thats bad, I donated my old car to Federation for the Blind last month.

  15. Re:What about.... on RIAA To Sue Hundreds Of File Swappers · · Score: 1

    There is nothing wrong with making mp3s of discs you own for the reasons you describe. The problem is people throwing open their mp3 collection to the world.

  16. Re:They left out one very important thing! on Verizon Drops Opposition To Cell-Number Portability · · Score: 1

    If you have no more use for those phones, consider donating them. Many charities, especially womens shelters, will take the phones.

    More info here.

  17. Re:How about this? on Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market · · Score: 1

    They picked the wrong week to write the Toothless Guinnea Pig /w Human Vagina moderation out of Slashcode.

  18. Re:I have some shiny tinfoil I will trade for... on Tourist-Class Soyuz Spacecraft Seats Open · · Score: 1

    Well hell I've got some shiny tin foil I will trade for a ride on the Soyuz.

    "He that would trade Government mind ray protection for a temporary space ride deserves neither"

    - Benjamin Franklin

  19. Re:Rhyming headlines on Wireless LAN Equipment Shipments Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, don't mocko taco.

  20. Re:The question I'll ask if I'm around... on IRC Forum w/ CmdrTaco & Hemos Tonight at 8pm Eastern · · Score: 1

    I think he's giving Junis a hand putting GNU/Hurd on his Amiga.

  21. Re:Family fun! on Wal-Mart Enters NetFlix's Business · · Score: 4, Funny

    We may even be able to get a family-friendly "Pulp Fiction" available for rent soon

    Ving Rhames: "..and wait for the Wolf, who will be arriving directly"

    Samuel L. Jackson: "Golly attractive and successful African-American, thats all you had to say!"

  22. Re:Modern Chair vs. on A Night in the Hotel of the Future · · Score: 1

    If all else fails, pick up the Phone of Tomorrow to call in the Hooker of Today.

  23. Re:Okay... on C&W Bails Out · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many slashdotters could slashdot slashdot if slashdot could be slashdotted?

  24. Re:Price? on Star Wars Episode III: Behind the Scenes Webcam · · Score: 1

    It'll be one hell of an easter egg on the DVD release.

  25. Re:Looks interesting... on First Look at YellowTAB's Zeta · · Score: 5, Informative

    So, Be fans, what makes BeOS so special?

    BeOS was demonstrated to me during my senior year of college. The guy giving the talk played upwards of two dozen mp3s, a dozen or so movie trailers, the GL teapot thing, etc. simultanously. None of the apps skipped a beat. Then, he pulled out the showstopper.

    He yanked the plug on the box.

    Within 20 seconds or so of restarting, the machine was chugging away with all of its media files in the place they were when they were halted, as if nothing had happened.

    Damn.