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  1. Re:Oregon, Slashdot, Microsoft and Google...??? on Ostrich Lessons In Oregon? · · Score: 1, Funny
    Sometime back, I tried searching thru the Google news site, for the Oregon Open Source bill. Curiously, I got a wrong reference to a March 6 Slashdot article. Right now, Google lists 'zero' matches for an "Oregon Microsoft Slashdot" search.

    Something crazy going on between Google and Slashdot? Why this hide-and-seek??
    Nah, Microsoft, Open Source, and Slashdot are listed as 'noise words' in Google's dictionary.
  2. Really? on Indiana Jones To Arrive Again in 2005 · · Score: 5, Funny
    and include just about every main character from the first three films.
    Even the melted ones?
  3. future README.TXT on Writing Viruses for Fun and Profit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please note, in order for Outlook 20X6 to operate properly, you must first place this workstation on your DMZ for no less than 15 minutes, in order for it to receive IMAP7NukeViagraHGH.D@MM

    This will allow you to have a high speed, reliable, DRM'd Microsoft Email eXPerience! (tm)

  4. and that's not all! on PyraMac Pyramid G4 Case Mod · · Score: 2, Funny

    It also keeps your knives sharp, and your fruit from rotting!

    (subtle reference to early 80's pyramid mysticism crap...)

  5. Lemmie guess... on Internet Emulator · · Score: 4, Funny

    SOMEBODY'S been watching a little too much Matrix lately.

  6. The joke around the office: on New G5 Power Macs "Fastest Desktop In The World" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was that Steve Would address the attendees like a mad Principal addressing a class called in for detention:

    Steve: "We WERE going to sell 10.3 for $129, but since one of you had to go and ruin it for the rest of you, it'll be $200."

    Attendees: Awwww!

    One guy punches another guy in the arm in the back row.

  7. Re:Scary Thought on Closing In On The Quark-Gluon Plasma · · Score: 1
    Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, or Rankine?
    At 1e12, it wouldn't much matter.
  8. ..make Lemonade! on SCO Terminates IBM's Unix License · · Score: 1

    I think I see a market opportunity for BeOS!

  9. Re:News reporters on 802.11g... It's Official · · Score: 1

    "Sure, it's moderately faster than b, but not as long range"

    That's easy to say in theory. In _practice_ I find the Linksys 802.11g card get s auseable signal a good 30% further than my Orinoco gold card. (I'm assuming due to improvements in firmware)

  10. Re:Promiscuous mode on 802.11g... It's Official · · Score: 1

    The broadcom chipset in the Linksys 802.11g card does...but there's no support for it in Linux. :(

  11. When will they use this? on AMD's Next Generation Processor Technology · · Score: 1

    Like, how long do we have to wait for the Silicon to deplete?

  12. So? What others are optimised? on More 'Application-Specific' Optimizations in NVidia Drivers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If renaming the file changes the optimizations, why doesn't anyone (read: not me) take a gander at the detonator drivers and figure out what OTHER games it's tuned to?

  13. Flawed Logic on Major Tablet PC Running Into Problems? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Lets add $15 worth of hardware, $3 worth of software and charge an additional $600 for our laptops. THAT'LL boost sales!

    Seriously, you wouldn't buy a slow laptop for $1800 because is came with a funky mouse, drivers for that mouse, and a few utilities that used the extra buttons on that mouse, would you?

  14. Re:Interesting... on Build Your Own Fuel Injection Computer · · Score: 1

    Displacement on demand is NOT just a selective removal of injector and spark events. There also an oil bypass system that reduces the oil pressue on the lifters for the cylinders not being fired.

    Corvettes have a Limp home mode similar to the Cadillac system mentioned elsewhere. When it happens, it make the car a PIG. Like it can't maintain 50 mph on the highway PIG.

    The older V8-6-4 system mentioned elsewhere actually decoupled the valvetrain and the crank when it went in 'less cylinders' mode. It was a nightmare.

    The new system will only use harmonic multiples of the total number of cylinders: V8 will get a V4 but NOT a V6 mode. There was too much vibration trying to run something with 8 cylinders and only 6 firing.

  15. Spend your $700 on... on OrbiTouch Keyless Keyboard Review · · Score: 1

    A good ergonomic analysis of your workspace. I've had work related wrist injuries twice, each time when I started a new job. Repositioning my chair relative to the keyboard relative to the monitor fixed both issues.

  16. Panhandling for internet dollars on Ask Bram Cohen about BitTorrent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You've got a paypal dontation button to help compensate you for your non-trivial expenditure of time...how well is that working? Is it an adequate revenue stream, or just enough for a pizza or two?

  17. Every spring I on Spring Cleaning For Your Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Reinstall my Microsoft based OS. Does that count?

  18. I'll keep my pda on Farewell to PDAs, Hello to Smart Phones · · Score: 4, Funny

    as long as
    I plan on
    seeing my
    ====>next

    information
    in chunks
    greater than
    ====>next

    16kb at a
    time!

  19. Re:idea on ATI vs. NVIDIA: ATI Steals the Show · · Score: 1

    Oh, I'm pumped about Doom3....on the Xbox. Buying a console removed the ONE reason I used to upgrade boxes. So there was a new savings in buying an Xbox and a number of games...here's hoping Doom3 uses the NV30 chipset to it's fullest.

  20. Re:Imagine the possibilities... on Transparent Screens on the Horizon? · · Score: 1

    It works EXTREMELY well in the current Corvette. I rarely look at the dash anymore. It DOES make it hard to truthfully answer the Sheriff that you didn't know how fast you were going.

  21. Re:The NIC is very nice. on Survey of Linux-Based Gadgets & Devices · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, it was hard, but I realized the line 'in' was bigger around. (to make up for losses due to heat, I'd presume.) ;)

  22. The NIC is very nice. on Survey of Linux-Based Gadgets & Devices · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got a Nic (used to be called ThinkNIC) that I turned into a DMZ webserver, running NetBSD. By pulling the CDROM and the modem daughtercard, a full size Harddisk fits perfectly. Tell it to use ports 80 and 22, and you've got a one wire in (power) and one wire out (ethernet).

  23. It was why I punted RH8 on my laptop on Explaining WLAN Chips' Poor Linux Support · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I needed a new router/firewall/AP, I bought the linksys g product, a couple of G cards, spent an afternoon looking for Broadcom support in linux and pitched Redhat for WXp as a result.

    That laptop is mostly used for surfing the web and rdesktopping into other computers, I'd most likely put RH8 (9) BACK on it if Broadcom's g set was supported.

    I can't be the only person that WANTS this. (and I DID lobby Broadcom and Linksys for driver support)

  24. Re:Ignition Details? on Have You Seen This Segway? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honda Accords can be stripped. Try fencing Segway parts.

  25. My plan on Blue-Laser DVD Formats Wars · · Score: 1

    Is to do what I'm doing now. I'll wait til the dust settles on DVD+-R, and when everybody keeps shuffling around with the Blue DVD standards, I'll upgrade from CDRs to whatever's left in the DVD+-R format with a $68 drive and media that costs $.25 a piece.

    (Have you priced burnproof CDRW's lately? I rember paying $350 for my first 4x drive and thought what a great deal it was...compared to that $800 drive a roommate had in college, which IIRC was _incompatible_ with CDR's.)

    Alas, that means it'll ALWAYS take 12 pieces of media to back up my data.