User: Compact Dick

Not now ...

On: Hackers: Under The Hood

... women never joke about male bodyparts

Please. I'm still recovering from the last time.

On behalf of horny geeks ...

On: Interview With The MPEG Committee's Founder

I thank you and your committee for making authentic porn a reality.

Hi-quality pr0n

On: Can You Spare A Few Trillion Cycles?

Now ... I am doing it again only much better, with a smaller aperature [sic], in stereo, with 3 cameras ...

The world needs more dedicated releasers like you.

BBC coverage [registration-free]

On: Microsoft Pays $440M to License InterTrust Patents

Check out the BBC's article: Microsoft settles patents case

xpunkx

On: Microsoft Launches 'Channel 9' Blog

Check out the avatar for xpunkx. How long before Ashcroft scrambles to cover it up?

Poland's Free Software Tax Proposal [in English]

On: UK Government to Tax Linux?

Here's an English edition of the story: Poland: It's official! Tax for Free Software [2000-11-20].

First broadband post!

On: Africa Source 2004 Wrap-ups

Internode is just a fucking awesome ISP. Simon Hackett is just a fucking awesome dude.

All hail! And fuck karma!

Cheers, folks! :-)

Goatse

On: OED Science Fiction Database Updated

Where's our favourite term, as in "Damn Slashdot trolls! I got goatse d again!" or "space imitates goatse "?

Slashdot hits 100000

On: Pixar Switches to Mac OS X and G5s

Strange no one else seems to have noticed it, but -- this article bears the SID 100000.

Congrats to Slashdot for having come this far. May we append many more digits to this figure!

Re:$20 Limit...

On: U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off

But hey, this is Slashdot, so everyone will say here. here.

While the grammar nazis will chastise them for misspelling "hear, hear."

cdrecord works with T@2

On: New HP Drive Lets You Burn Your Own Label

Since (I'm only guessing) it's all based in software, it will probably not be a feature availble to Linux users.

The feature need not be software-based. I believe cdrecord can utilise the aforementioned T@2 on endowed Yamaha burners, with the tattooinfo and tattoofile parameters [cdrecord manpage.]

This is it.

On: Forbes Ventures Bold Predictions For IT, Linux

printf("Goodbye, cruel world!")

I still want to kill myself.

On: Introducing The Dave/Dina Multimedia Distro

Life still sucks.

I want to kill myself.

On: Cops, Wifi, Treasure Hunts, And More!

Life sucks.

And thus...

On: UK Police Want An Automotive Tractor Beam

we feed the machine that will eventually enslave us.

Forget labelling capitalism, communism or socialism as "evil". It's time for a new eco-political model, one that learns from the mistakes of past systems and is designed to prevent this sort of tipping of the power scales.

You insensitive clod!

On: Japan's Empire of Cool

Creamed corn and chicken soup has lost its innocence.

Re:HA HAH!

On: Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released

Hopefully it's coffee that's on the keyboard this time...

Hard feelings

On: Roland Backs Down On MT-32 Emulator

He'll know them once the GNAA sets loose its members on the McBride.

"Its [sic] not PC"

On: A Return Of The King Review

Absolutely. It's a Macintosh.

Have they included...

On: The Year In Ideas

SourceForge's new donation system?

Re:Retarded

On: Phoenix School to Install Face Scanners

Judging by your spelling, you need to make a hasty retreat to kindy school - now!

Re:SF story with slow-light windowpanes?

On: Scientists Freeze Pulse Of Light

You, Sir, are most definitely not a romantic *sniffles*

Thanks

On: ICANN Troubles At UN Summit On Internet

for one of the most insightful posts I've read on the topic.

MOD PARENT DOWN

On: Best 35mm SLR Camera for Beginners?

Potentially inappropriate advice, as pointed out by the other replies [thanks to those who did so far.]

Re:Fact: Windows 98 is dying

On: Microsoft Retires Windows 98

I sucked on day one...

Missing your childhood, aye?