User: dicepackage

Re:Like the Metric System

On: IPv6 Rollout Japan, China in 2005

"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it." Abraham (Grandpa) Simpson

Re:I for one...

On: Meet Lucy, The Orangutan Robot

This is bringing us one step closer to the planet of the apes

Re:my new profane word of choice

On: FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech

And for those of you going to hell we also offer JesusHatesYourFilesystem.

Re:Not any more, he's not...

On: City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups

Obviously the fourth graders trying to outsmart the fifth graders.

Re:Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates),

On: U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off

All I had to do was forward an e-mail to 20 people and Bill Gates said he would send me a copy of Microsoft Office.

Re:In a word...

On: Is Windows Worth $45?

Windows costs a fortune already and it sucks do you have any idea what kind of evil will be unleashed on the world if Windows was made cheaper.

To Quote Grand Theft Auto Radio

On: 'They Can Sue, But They Can't Hide'

"You can sue anyone, for anything, and you'll probably win."

Re:Hand Power PC?

On: Hand-Powered Hardware?

There was something to help recharge laptop batteries while in use by typing. It never made it into any laptops and wasn't shown to increase the battery length by much.

Re:insert 640 k joke here

On: A Quick Look at Longhorn Build 4053

Did I say kilobytes I meant megabytes.

1 in 20?

On: Spyware on One in Twenty Computers?

I do a lot of computer repair work and every computer I have ever scanned for spyware had spyware on it.

This is what we need

On: Acer Plans A 16 lb. Notebook

Something to build muscles so that us geeks won't be tormented endlessly anymore.

Re:Wow...

On: Scam Combines Patriot Act FUD With IE Bug

Thank god I played it safe and invested with a Nigerian general.

Re:Sounds good for low-circulation folks

On: Anti-Frostidigitation: Heatpipe Gloves

I have been in search of a heated keyboard for some time now and haven't been able to come up with anything. I thought about making my own but then I realized that I have no idea what I'm doing. If anyone knows of any way to make or buy a heated keyboard please let me know.

Re:What are they censoring?

On: First High-Res Color Photos from Mars

They must have found aliens

Re:DON'T DROP IT!!!!

On: Pushing P4 to 5.25GHz with Liquid Nitrogen

I would be more worried if someone dropped the equipment that cools the CPU.

Won't last for long

On: The Matrix Trailers, Reloaded and Re-Encoded

This site is about to be brought to its knees

Re:Egh

On: Personal SUV of the Sky

They used Megablocks not LEGOs.

One little problem

On: Digital Art For Your Wall-Mounted TV

If a picture is displayed for too long on some of these Tvs then the picture becomes permanently engraved into the screen.

Re:Too bad

On: Satellites Used to Stop Car Thieves in Pakistan

I don't think Bin Laden is going to fill out the required paperwork to rent a car.

In Soviet Russia

On: IBM Opens A Linux Training Center In Russia

IBM trains you

How long can it go

On: NASA Flies First Laser-powered Aircraft

97 Miles, 98 miles, 99 miles, 100 miles (plane falls to the ground), 99 Miles.

Re:Type of disposable dvd

On: MPAA Calls for Ban on Screeners

Circuit City did this with the DivX dvds and it was a big failure

Re:Obligitory Simpsons Quote

On: Where is the Any Key?

I read all posts and it this wasn't there. By the time I posted some other people already added it.

Obligitory Simpsons Quote

On: Where is the Any Key?

Homer: "To start press any key. Wheres the any key? I see esc catarl and pigup. There doesn't seem to be any any key. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty I think I'll order a tab" hits tab "no time for that now the computers starting"

Re:I don't want to believe this, but I do anyway

On: RFID Hell

Such a devise would probably be viewed as a tool for terrorists.