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Review: Star Wars Episode III

erikharrison writes "I just watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. And it is good. There are lots of things I would like to say about it that I won't, as Slashdot isn't the place. Slashdot is the place to ask two questions, however. 1) How are the special effects and 2)What has Lucas done to the possibly tattered remains of my childhood?" Read on for Harrison's answers to those questions, and for Jamie's quite different impression of the sixth (and final?) Star Wars feature film.

The special effects question is easy: This is quite simply one of the most gorgeous films ever made. Everything is superb. Lucas has an incredible visual sense; he is a truly visual filmmaker, and his images hit home, are beautifully executed, and are technically stunning. Of course, we really and truly expect perfection here from Lucas, so this may not seem like news.

You are deceiving yourself. Lucas has frankly outdone what I thought possible. My jaw was on the floor the entire time.

But what about those tattered remains?

I myself am not a huge Star Wars fan. I enjoy the films, but I wasn't raised on them, didn't see any of them (except Episode II) in the theaters. I was one of those kids who knew Darth Vader was Luke's father before I had heard of Star Wars, because I saw the parodies before I saw the originals.

I will say this now. Episode III proves that "A New Hope" was a mistake. A freak accident of success, because Lucas seems incapable of doing fun action. How he managed to make "A New Hope" a delightful, playful, fundamentally fun movie is beyond me. Because when Episode III starts, it falls flat on its face, continuing the sad attempt in Episode's I and II to make the kind of joyous space opera that, of all six, only "A New Hope" managed to be.

Lucas however, can do myth very, very well. And once Lucas gets around to telling the Myth Of Anakin's Fall, the real story that Episode I and II have been leading to, everything works. Here we have the George Lucas of "The Empire Strikes Back" and "The Return of the Jedi." Hayden Christiansen goes from a pretty (if ineffectual) actor to being the tragic Darth Vader, and you believe. Darth Sidious is the villain that Darth Vader was in the original trilogy. Better perhaps, more sinister. The fall of Anakin is completely and utterly believable. I was shocked. I understood why he fell to the Dark Side. It's called the freakin' Dark Side for goodness sake! How could you freakin' fall?

Because of a tempter. Because of dark dreams. Because of love.

I don't want to spoil anything for those of you who, like me, went in not knowing exactly how it all happened. Some have always known the story, and are just watching it play out; some of us have willfully ignored the spoilers, and waited.

But I will say this for those who do know what happens. When order 66 is given, my breath was taken away. When the final battles occur, I was truly fearful. In other words, he doesn't screw it up.

I'm going to see it again.

Jamie also saw Revenge of the Sith, but it doesn't seem like he saw quite the same film. His thoughts:

I heard it might be good, so I tried to like it. I really did. Revenge of the Sith is one of the worst movies I've seen recently. It's Battlefield Earth bad.

It's not just that when Lucas tries to "do" myth he generates a world populated by generics. Nor is it just that the plot is absurdly thin (the movie exists to showcase the galaxy's most complete betrayal ever, brought on by two dreams and a promise from someone who couldn't be more obviously untrustworthy if he were twirling a mustache).

This movie is terrible first, because Lucas writes unbearable dialogue, especially in romantic scenes. And since the motivator is romantic love, we get a lot of bad lines. Remember "I don't like sand"? Episode III one-ups that. The climactic emotional moment, I swear to God, is a rip-off of Homer Simpson.

And second, Hayden Christensen is a lousy actor. There, I said it. Even with the silly script, Ewan McGregor is fine, and Natalie Portman brings life to a few scenes, but Anakin gets not a single believable moment. Even when all he has to do is look sideways, he's more fake than a losing high school forensics team. He's wooden like community-college Acting 101. I could go on.

Best I can say is that Jar-Jar doesn't speak. The special effects are there, and since they cover every square inch of the screen constantly, you will get many per unit time per dollar. If you like that kind of thing, you're going to go see it anyway, so enjoy.

Thanks go to erikharrison for his take on the movie.

1,265 comments

  1. Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, put a robot in the hangar bay, it plugs in, then NETWORK OWNED! you can open any jail cell, tell exactly where the prisoner are, open any door and even control the elevators.

    The Empire should look into using firewalls.

    1. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by null+etc. · · Score: 5, Funny
      Seriously, put a robot in the hangar bay, it plugs in, then NETWORK OWNED! you can open any jail cell, tell exactly where the prisoner are, open any door and even control the elevators.

      The Empire should look into using firewalls.

      Well, what you forgot is that R2D2 is equipped with buffer overflow exploits that take advantage of Windows -59768 B.C. (remember, it happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away (but not long ago enough or far away enough to elude Bill Gate's grasp (Ah, so that's how Emperor Palpatine/Bill Gates came into power.)))

    2. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Allison+Geode · · Score: 5, Funny

      because it happened long ago and far away. so long ago, and far away, in fact, that their idea of 'network security' is sending two super battle droids to take down whoever is hacking their network.

    3. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone once posted here on /. :

      "Evil has the stupid engineers."

      It's as true in Episode III as it was when it was posted as a comment on Episode I.

    4. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the Empire's problem is more one of physical security. I mean, does anyone ever actually watch the tapes from the holographic cameras all over the Jedi temple or Palpatine's office? Does anyone besides Obi-Wan even know they're there?

    5. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Mancat · · Score: 1

      Obviously, The Cisco Network failed to defend itself.

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    6. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by ocbwilg · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Empire should look into using firewalls.

      I'm willing to at least give them credit for not using WEP though.

    7. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Fishstick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've always been bugged by this as well.

      "There. Plug in. He should be able to interpret the entire imperial network!"

      On the Death Star, in a control room overlooking a hangar bay where you berth captured freighters -- no, you reply completely on physical security. The assumption is that untrusted clients will never physically be able to access the network port.

      This is the understandable hubris of the empire. It is inconceivable that enemy forces will be able to board your small-moon-sized space station and start poking around looking for the location of defense controls or which prisoner is where.

      This is the same kind of thinking that leads to fatal-flaw design like a physical defense that assumes large-scale assault where smaller ships can easily slip through. What? A thermal exhaust port leading directly to the main reactor? Oh, don't worry -- the concept that enemies would attack with small fighters is so far-fetched that we don't have to worry about it.

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      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    8. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      I saw the new starwars just today. Got the matinnae showing.

      It's great, had a lot of fighting, lots of action, and emotion. I actually hate starwars and my brother drug me along, and, I actually liked it.

      I wouldn't consider myself a fan now, but I'll be sure to see the next one when it comes out too.

      I suggest everyone see this while it's in theatres cause it definately does it justice, and won't be as good on DVD.

      Regards,

    9. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Infinityis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, you listed the wrong version of Windows...saying -59768 B.C. is a double negative, like -(-59768) A.D.

      It's either -59768 A.D. or it's 59768 B.C.

      Is it safe to assume were the source of a few Y2K bugs as well?

    10. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by null+etc. · · Score: 4, Funny
      Actually, you listed the wrong version of Windows...saying -59768 B.C. is a double negative, like -(-59768) A.D.

      It's either -59768 A.D. or it's 59768 B.C.

      Hey, bring that up with the marketing folks.

    11. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      ... Bill Gates came into power.)))
      You're a LISP programmer aren't you?
    12. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Golias · · Score: 1

      It's the old "ease of use" compromise.

      The Emphasis on military base operating systems in Star Wars was obviously on droid-friendliness over security.

      After all, the only way to access them is to be physically present at a terminal, all of which are inside a heavily-armed facility. For an unauthorized person to even be there is understood to be utter suicide, even if you don't require magnetic pass-keys on any of the doors.

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    13. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by DA-MAN · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously, put a robot in the hangar bay, it plugs in, then NETWORK OWNED! you can open any jail cell, tell exactly where the prisoner are, open any door and even control the elevators.

      If you noticed, all of the robots had a personality (most had more personality than Hayden Christensen). Seems to me like R2 was probably doing social attacks against the computers involved.

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    14. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by MHobbit · · Score: 1

      Or, the Empire should look into using Linux instead of Windows.

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    15. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by alxdotnet · · Score: 1

      What about attempts to bring down the network from within? Sure, physical security might usually protect the network from outside intruders, but does the empire really expect to guard every port from some low-level technician attempting to, say, shut down all life support systems and then escape on the only remaining escape pod after he jettisons all the others?

    16. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1
      I can handle the hacking bit. How did R2D2 go from being a deadweight that could shut of garbage compactors and open locked doors but was a liability to transport, to being a jumping, flying, droid burning trash can of DOOM?

      I liked the new one otherwise. A bit chaotic, but it is a war.

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    17. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

      It looked to me like the holographic recording of Anakin and Sidious occurred at the Jedi Temple, not Palpatine's office. I think the dialogue was different. Can anyone confirm whether I'm right or wrong on this?

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    18. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Hawke666 · · Score: 1

      Well, wouldn't it be the other way around? He went from the droid of doom to a deadweight. Perhaps he just got old.

    19. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by ScoLgo · · Score: 2, Funny

      "It's either -59768 A.D. or it's 59768 B.C."

      <pedantic>
      In the current earthly year of 2005 A.D., 59768 B.C. equates to -61806 A.D. (give or take ~30 days ;-)
      </pedantic>

      (Score:-1, Whatever)

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    20. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Super battle droids that DON'T SHOOT THE INTRUDER.

      I mean, wtf?

      Standing Order No. 0 for my Minions of Terror: "Unauthorized intruders will be shot. From long range."

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    21. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by SSilver2k2 · · Score: 1

      they did wipe his memory at the end. maybe they jsut didnt install the drivers for his jet packs and robotic arm that catches thing.

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    22. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by lowmagnet · · Score: 1

      He named Vader right after the battle with Mace Windu, which was in Palpatine's office.

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    23. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

      No they didn't, they wiped 3PO's memory, that's it. "Wipe the Protocol Droid's memory" was the line IIRC.

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    24. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by lordofthechia · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least the empire isn't as silly as say some other alien races that leave an open wireless port with upload priveleges and complete access to their whole network.

      Like they never forsaw a dorky guy flying within range of their unprotected network in an 50 year old ship and taking it all down with a simple upload from an iBook.... Sheesh, who's *that* careless...

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    25. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Asgard · · Score: 1

      They only mentioned wiping the memory of the 'protocol droid'.

    26. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by vsprintf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seriously, put a robot in the hangar bay, it plugs in, then NETWORK OWNED! you can open any jail cell, tell exactly where the prisoner are, open any door and even control the elevators.

      Ahem. Please try to remember that the story takes place "a long time ago." That was before SP2. Geez, you people with no sense of history slay me.

    27. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      Actually, they were there quite accidentaly.

      But some other things strike me in this movie:
      * In the cocpit fight, the general blasts the front window of the spaceship while it is still in space, but, after the air sucks some things out into space, everything seams to get normal again and they even land trought the atmosphere with a freaking HOLE in the windshield!!!

      * somehow the relative orientation of ship in space with artificial gravity inside is affecting the direction of said gravity

      * ships size of corvette or bigger never land on planets, transport shuttles are used for that, but almost every time a landing is shown, we see thrusters of a 'rebel' corvette

      There is lots of such stuff all trought the movie. Apparently the makers no longer know anything about their own universe :P
      There is no story to be told if there is no consistent world to base it on.

    28. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a fake advisory about an Alien/OS vulnerability floating around about that?

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      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    29. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Alan · · Score: 1

      No, if he was a LISP programmer it would have been

      ... Bill Gates came into power.]
      :)

    30. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Obviously, The Cisco Network failed to defend itself.

      The router code was stolen by Ewoks. (Why not? It's been stolen by everyone else.)

    31. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      R2 was running Linux.

    32. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by strider44 · · Score: 1

      why?

    33. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't consider myself a fan now, but I'll be sure to see the next one when it comes out too.

      We certainly hope you enjoy the "next one" after this final episode. :)

    34. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Badfysh · · Score: 3, Funny
      Because Artoo is a Maintenance Astro Droid...

      "Artoo! Why didn't you reroute power to the shields? Now we're all going to die!"

      "Beep beep da beep beepity beep"

      TRANSLATED

      "Because you didn't give me the network password you fucking idiot"

      --

      I was conned by an old man in a cloak. It turns out those *were* the droids I was looking for.

    35. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by odaen · · Score: 1

      Theres a shield which comes up shortly after the window is smashed which covers the side windows but not the front (which remained intact).

      The same thing happened when the hanger door fields were disrupted.

    36. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is the advisory you seek

    37. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      They switched bridges from the top spire to the front... it wasn't the same bridge.

      under fire AG can go out! in SW ships you have AG and initeral compensators... not entirely the same things. if AG goes down for a little bit, then the planet's gravity will "override" the ships until it gets back under control. remember, ships in SW are not in "orbit" like our primitive term.. they are in powered orbit... so they could have gravity affect the ship if something happens.

      As far as ships landing, it was a bit silly. I could see the "Destroyers" being much smaller than their New Hope counterparts... so they look small enough to be "landable". I always thought the Tantive was a corvete and it was always considered a landing craft. Comparing a jedi fighter would be a good case... when it "lands" on the tantive it's about 1/10 the overall leangth... versus the "destroyer" is's about 1/20 the leangth... remember they don't have hangers yet, but a covered bay...it's considerably smaller than a trade federation "donut" ship. Also, we burn thru at least 3 generations of ships in this movie... even the "greys" at the end are still several models earlier than the IMPS from new hope.

      This is fun...

    38. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      As noted above, a fairly obvious metal plate slid over the windows. Thus, no more hole.

      As for the gravity, the battle seemed pretty close to Coruscant. Maybe the artificial gravity failed, or maybe it was simply using the planet's gravity instead of artificial gravity while it's that close to the surface. I was skeptical at first, but I'm willing to accept that the orientation of the ship was important.

      As for the ships landing -- who's to say, really? It's George's universe, whether we like it or not. If he wants corvettes to land on Coruscant (I didn't notice corvettes landing anywhere else), why can't they? Besides, it is the capital. In any case, does it really matter?

      I didn't see too much inconsistency in the movie. You probably saw more, but it sounds like you were actively looking for it (though I'm surprised you missed the plates covering the windows, if you were being that attentive). Suspend a little disbelief, maybe you'll enjoy yourself more.

    39. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by nevdullc · · Score: 1

      Good point, ..those guys (The Empire) had crappy inhouse IT security, probably using an old NT base, the rebels of course were all hardcore GNU/Linux freaks who wrote sick code all day, in between fixing up their hot-rodded astromechs and the like. /nev/dull/c

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    40. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by ignavus · · Score: 1

      In a world where nearly everyone uses Windows, the idea of a machine - including a government-owned machine - being totally open to intruders is hardly novel. It is only too believable.

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    41. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      In the current earthly year of 2005 A.D., 59768 B.C. equates to -61806 A.D.

      No it doesn't. It would if A.D. started at 2005, but it doesn't. What year it happens to be right now has nothing to do with anything. Unless of course you're late for work.

    42. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      all of the robots had a personality

      Yeah, Jar Jar's.
      Licas, you sneaky bastard!

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    43. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      The security tapes were not from Palpatine's office. They were from Palpatine surveying the destruction in the Jedi Temple.

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    44. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      It's either -59768 A.D. or it's 59768 B.C. Hey, bring that up with the marketing folk

      Oh, I think this goes much farther than marketing. What would they call Windows 0 ? Windows Jesus Edition?

    45. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by wakejagr · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't consider myself a fan now, but I'll be sure to see the next one when it comes out too.

      Haha, no you wont!

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    46. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Pii · · Score: 1

      Amateur... Everyone knows that when you need information in the Star Wars universe, you go to your Bothan spies, or the Hutt Sydnicate, not the Ewoks.

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    47. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Mike+A. · · Score: 1

      That's a question that was never adequately answered in any of the movies, starting with R2 having his way with the Death Star's computers in Episode IV, and going all the way through to hacking the front door of the shield generator bunker in VI (at least that time he actually screwed up for once).

      Apart from the possibility that the Republic's and Empire's computers all run MovieOS (which, as we all know, uses large and friendly UI and can be hacked by the heroes whenever convenient), the only other explanation is that R2D2 is, bar none, the most bad-ass system hacker to ever draw voltage.

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    48. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by LocoMan · · Score: 1

      From the distance to Coruscant it would be affected by its gravity. Satellites and the space shuttle are still affected by earth's gravity, but they stay there (and have no gravity inside) because they're going around the planet so fast that the centrifugal force (sp?) counters the gravitational pull. When it's time to reentry, they just slow down so that gravity starts to pull them back, then hit the air, which slows them down even more.

    49. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Pii · · Score: 1
      Correct...

      In fact, R2's memory is never wiped throughout the entire story. He's the narrator, the only witness to all events of the timeline.

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    50. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by matth · · Score: 1

      There is actually talk that the next few books may be made into an episode.. so ha ha to you!

    51. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean R2 is really Mitnick?

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    52. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by cbuckinator · · Score: 1

      well really the answer is quite obvious why R2-D2, or R2-Daytoah in Retun of the Jedi, can pwn the imperial network and information database: R2-D2 is H4xX0|2. He simply H4xX0|23D through the 5UxX0|2 imperial security systems. In conclusion, R2-D2 pwnt them imperial B1Tc|-|35, and left them to 5UxX0|2 his C0c|xXo|2. pwnt, cbuck

    53. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by terrymr · · Score: 1

      The reason gravity doesn't hold you on the floor of your spacecraft in orbit, is that you and your spacecraft are in a state of constant freefall just with enough sideways velocity that the ground has curved away from you before you hit it.

      If you could stop the spacecraft but maintain altitude (big engines running constantly) then you'd feel gravity.

    54. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by hansonc · · Score: 1

      as opposed to authorized intruders?

    55. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      So Lucas does a great job setting up the political situation that leads to Order 66, entirely believable that the Jedi would fall into the trap given their arrogance.

      So why is Anakin falling so lame? I just can't buy it. And why does Yoda retreat when he does? The grammar challenged frog just retreats for no good reason to subject the galaxy to 20+ years of oppression. So much potential, yet so poorly executed...

    56. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Blind_Io_42 · · Score: 1

      So if R2 is doing social attacks on the network and plants a virus, does the Death Star then have a Social Disease?

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    57. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Kesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I personally think that, if R2 were given a voice, he'd sound a lot like Marvin from HHGttG. So, when he plugged into the ship's computer, it just shut down out of depression and let him do what he wanted. ;)

    58. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      With their slow mechanical rotary modems (every knew it was stupid, but it was backed by a standard), good authentication would have taken way too much bandwidth.

    59. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      R2 didn't recognize Yoda when they met in the Empire Strikes Back. That or he just didn't care much for the old jedi master.

    60. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by The+Slashdot+Guy · · Score: 1

      I believe you are correct. That's hardly confirmation, but that is the impression that I had.

    61. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Authorized intruders are to be bathed, oiled, and brought to my chamber.

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    62. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by kanefsky · · Score: 1

      Actually you're in a constant state of free-fall when you're in orbit. It's just that the direction of the Earth keeps changing so you're constantly being pulled in a different direction and never impact the surface as long as you have the right combination of velocity and altitude.

    63. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Nope, not MovieOS...

      "Beep beep da beep beepity beep"

      TRANSLATED

      "This is a Unix system. I know this."

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    64. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crap ending to a crap universe far far away

    65. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Kirsha · · Score: 1

      ships size of corvette or bigger never land on planets, transport shuttles are used for that, but almost every time a landing is shown, we see thrusters of a 'rebel' corvette

      And dont forget the ship was split in half. They lost basically all engines and those flaps they deployed, so I dont see what if any control they had after that anyways. Landing that thing was an outright "miracle".

    66. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Episode Four came out before the movie "War Games" and very few of us remember what networks were like before that movie, but it was just that way.

    67. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant deduction. Takes one to know one.

    68. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      In the current earthly year of 2005 A.D., 59768 B.C. equates to -61806 A.D. (give or take ~30 days ;-)

      You don't know what "AD" and "BC" mean, do you?

    69. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hayden Christensen look sooooooo cute in the movie

    70. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course you're both wrong. the year 59768 bc is equal to the year -59767 AD, because the roman calander system did not account for 'year zero*' and thus year 1 bc, is year 0 ad.

      *=due to the intrinsic flaw in roman matematics of not having a null value within their numeral system.

    71. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the scene on the hologram did have different dialog as far as I remember (although it was definitly similar).

    72. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether he existed or not, Jesus wasn't born in the year 0, simply because of the fact that our calendar system doesn't have a year 0. It goes straight from 1 BC to 1 AD. This is because the calander was developed by the ancient Romans, who didn't have a 0 in their number system.

    73. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since watching the prequels, I've theorized that maybe R2 units must have something special about them -- quantum computing guts, perhaps? -- or else, why would you need them? Why wouldn't the ship's onboard navicomputer suffice? I figure R2 units are built to perform Very Large Computations, and that some of that hardware can be put to use breaking into secure systems. Maybe the Empire's security revolves around keys generated using a prime-number based algorithm that R2 is able to defeat?

      At any rate, you can either have fun trying to figure out ways for the story to make sense, or you can smoulder about it and grump that it doesn't. I far prefer the first route. YMMV.

    74. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by xystren · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've always been bugged by this as well.

      "There. Plug in. He should be able to interpret the entire imperial network!"


      Don't forget, R2D2 also had the complete technical plans for the Death Star. Those likely helped out.

    75. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by jdray · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain the dialogue/kneeling posture thing was straight out of Palpatine's office. That's where he was when he sent the new Vader to go to the temple and do his pendulum-swinging deed.

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    76. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I suspend disbelief whenever there is AI. AI is always reprogramming itself, so even a tiny bug in design will be replicated a billion times in the eventual running program. On top of that, the AI can presumably understand code and analyze it far quicker than we can, allowing one AI to find the flaws in another AI.

      If you reject the above reasoning, here's another argument: the hardware will be much faster, so fast that it probably is quantum computing. If it is, then our current encryption is gone. If the crypto is gone, and we don't have a good replacement, than crypto will be replaced by things like booby-traps which fire back (since you've got no crypto yourself), AI which monitors you, etc.

      Basically, we have to assume that iff there is actual AI (such as C-3P0), then there is a possibility of any network being broken in much the same way as there is a possibility of any human being killed. Yeah, you can put humans in armor, but that will limit their movements, and there's always some ninja who will kill any human before they can blink.

      So, what I'm saying is, R2D2 is a ninja. Consider that he has avoided having his memory wiped (a fairly routine procedure) basically since the crew escaped from Naboo in Episode 1, he's had plenty of time to evolve and develop mad cracking skills.

      But, I suppose this sounds about as lame as trying to explain that a lightsaber isn't a laser, but actually plasma suspended in some sort of force-field or intense gravity-well or something, just because I want them to be possible...

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    77. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by saden1 · · Score: 1

      good one! if i had some mod points i'd mod you up.

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    78. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      um... All Data / Bearing Clubs?

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    79. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Onan · · Score: 2, Interesting


      (First off, I can't believe that I'm actually defending any part of this craptacular movie. But the ways in which it was craptastic are different, so I'll at least give it its due.)

      Palpatine seemed to have a look of concentration at a few points during the controlled crash. I got the impression that he was probably using his abilities to control their descent as much as he could without giving himself away to the jedi.

    80. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by bursch-X · · Score: 1


      Well, the next one actually has been out for 28 years.

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    81. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shit, now you have me imagining a Matrix-esque meeting between the enraged Sith Lord Darth Vader and some donut-chomping McSecurity guard...

      Guard: "Please put all metal objects in the tray, and step through the metal detector."
      *beep beep beep* *Bzzzrow*(sound of lightsaber being drawn)
      Guard: "Oh, shi-* *urk*"
      (Vader force-slams guard)
      Vader: "Every goddamn day I came here, you made me take off my metal hand, and checked my ID, despite me being the Jedi Knight hero of the republic... did that make you feel good, punk?"
      Guard: "ohshitohshitohshitohshit"
      Vader: "Hmm, let's see if I can do Obi-Wan's mind tricks. These are not the lightsabers you're looking for."
      (Vader force-chokes guard)
      Guard: "*Ack*- gasp-"
      Vader: "You don't need to see my identification."
      Guard: "*Gurgle*...."
      *thud*
      Vader: "Hmm, I'm not sure it worked. It was fun, though. Goddamn, I love being Sith."

    82. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Surely, in this context "marketing droids" is appropriate ...

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    83. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by TheMotedOne · · Score: 1

      They are different.

      In the security recording they are in the Jedi Temple.

      This is obvious because Obi Wan is looking at security recordings of the temple to see who killed the younglings.

    84. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
      While watching ANH last night, I thought "what's the point of getting the Death Star plans to the rebels, seeing as you're already on board? Just get R2D2 to stick a virus in the central computer so it flies upside down into the nearest planet". Then my wife pointed out that that wouldn't have made a very exciting film.

      By the way, I thought ROTS r0X0red.

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    85. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by baadger · · Score: 1

      As two other folks have already replied this is due to free-fall.

      The acceleration due to gravity onboard the International Space Station is about 8.80 m/s^2 as opposed to 9.80 m/s^2 here on the surface. This is because the ISS is in low Earth orbit.

      Geostationary orbits experience approx. ~0.22m/s^2 (that one is from memory)

    86. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by hexium · · Score: 1

      No wonder Palpatine looked so familiar! (Near to the end)

    87. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the concept that enemies would attack with small fighters is so far-fetched that we don't have to worry about it.

      When I tried explaining the importance of physical security to them, I discovered why they wouldn't even consider it: their lead was just another DHB: Dark Helmetted Boss.

    88. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All real programmers close their parentheses.

    89. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be stupid. R2 is a droid.

      KENNY BAKER is Mitnick.

    90. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      You are correct, they're different. In the holo Emporer P is telling the boy-actor how he loves what he's done with the place (the Jedi Temple, that is).

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    91. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Yet they line the trench with turbolaser turrets and kept handy squadrons of TIE Fighters for defense. Sounds like they did worry about it :)

    92. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by zero_offset · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong. The calendar to which you refer was created around 525 AD by a Catholic monk named Dionysius Exiguus, who was attempting to calculate an accurate date for Easter. The sort of people who concern themselves with things like this believe his numbers were incorrect, and that The Man was born around 8BC (with other estimations placing it as late as 4BC). Another monk named Bede was trying to work out these descrepancies (I think around 725) and apparently concluded there wasn't "room" for a year zero if the known BC dates were to be reconciled with the known AD dates. Naturally, it's all much more complex than what I'm going to write in a slashdot post, but in any case, it is utterly unrelated to the Romans not having a zero in their numbering system.

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    93. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is no story to be told if there is no consistent world to base it on"

      Damn right. Some other bigger-than-life-space-soap-operas actually pay way more attention to detail. It doesn't have to be realistic, but consistent.
      And it's not like you have to deliberately look for the inconsistencies and not enjoying the story; on the contrary, the little fuck-ups sometimes strike you into face killing the enjoyment, when you go "oh, but wasn't there just a... no wait, it's a movie, go on".

    94. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      Mon Mothma: Many bothans died to bring us this information.

      Mon Mothma: Many bothans died to inform us of these plans.

      Mon Mothma: Many bothans died to

      [cross the street]
      [bring us coffee]
      [sharpen some pencils]

      Man, bothans might as well be goldfish or somethin'

    95. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      ahh, I _did_ forget about that!

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    96. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      I thought that too. Notice how quickly they slowed down as well?

      Jeremy

    97. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      I know. Bristling with AAA -- whole lot of it doen't make much sense.

      Of course, at the time the thing is being designed (by the sepratists), what enemy do they have in mind? The republic? At that time, they don't know about the clone army (let alone it's magically-appearing fleet), so I assume they intend to use it to threaten to blow up planets to force the republic to capitulate.

      Lets say then after the fall of the republic and sepratists, they still get the Death Star built but can modify the design to suit the changing climate. Wouldn't they realize that resistance will come in the form of loosely knit insurgent cells likely to attempt asymmetric attacks?

      It's not like there is another large fleet of enemy ships out there to worry about. They build the Death Star with the same basic purpose -- to use as a WMD threat against whole populations to keep them in fear so they won't consider rebeling agains the empire

      "no star system will dare oppose the emperor now ... once we demonstrate the power of this station ... on your home planet of Alderaan"

      of course the only recourse a planet might have when the Death Star shows up is to throw small ships at it. That's why you have a full compliment of TIE fighters on board -- to repel any kind of attack by small ships.

      What I don't get is why they did such a shit job of fighting off the few X and Y-wing craft that came out. Seems like you would have fighters on alert doing CAP at all times and engage them out at your defensive perimeter long before they get close enough to start shooting up your base, even if you don't think they can do any real damage.

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    98. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by DCheesi · · Score: 1

      Err, I thought C-3PO was the one channelling Marvin? :)

    99. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0

      Are you sure it's because of Romans not having a 0?

      At some point, some guy said, Ok, this is the first year of the calendar. We'll call it year 1. Note: It would be illogical to call it year 0 even if you had a 0 in your number system.

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    100. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Like they never forsaw a dorky guy flying
      > within range of their unprotected network in an
      > 50 year old ship and taking it all down with a
      > simple upload from an iBook.... Sheesh, who's
      > *that* careless...

      Actually, it's not that unreasonable that a homogenous society like the aliens would never have had a hacker problem, and thus would have little to no computer network security capacity.

      Now if there were other colonies going around the stars, and they were kept abreast of the situation, they might make some feeble attempts to add security.

      Of course, Earth by this time should have reverse-engineered the force fields, lasers, antigrav devices, et al., and begun constructing weaponry in orbit, or at the boundary of the solar system.

      One wonders if other colonies will realize this outcome, and send in a massive wave of (attempted) destruction.

      Unless Earth is back to fighting about who pas to pay for each other's health care or how much in their social security check. In which case we deserve to die.

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    101. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      Actually the ship went in a nose-dive when the gravitation change occured. Thus the must have been no gravity on the ship at that point. Some time after the dive started the emergency boosters were engadget - that would give at least double gravity on the ship (if no artifitial gravity control was active) as these boosters slowed the fall speed faster then gravity acceleration increased it (if we see the events close to realtime).

    102. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      88

    103. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      There is much inconsistency in this:
      * yes there are metal plates coming up
      * in the shot were we see metal plates coming up, they are covering left side windows (as seen from inside when looking forward
      * after landing we can only see the top section of right side covered by a metal plate
      * the section that is covered by a metal plate after landing has positive sloping while the one slashed out had negative sloping
      * the shot with general flying out shows all the front windows shattering
      * the shot with general on the 'roof' does not show any damage or metal plating on the bridge
      * the bridge spire that we see before glass shuttering is clearly a top-spire, while after landing we see everyone in front-spire (top-spire is lost with most of the ship) while ther is no sign of transition - exactly the opposite, some actions within one shot go from top-spire to front-spire related.
      * we see no such front-row controller seats in the top-spire until the glass shutter scene
      * we see no front-spire in fly-by scenes

      Also the size of that part of the ship that they manage to land varies from shot to shot.

      Of course as a veteran of 'X-Wing' and 'TIE-Fighter' games I can argue at length that corvettes of such small size as displayed in SW3 (only a few time larger then a pre-XWing) are highly impractical and general use of the shuttle design (which we do see in this movie) would be much more appropriate.

      On the other hand I clearly enjoyed those per-Xwings and pre-Tie fighters :)

    104. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by th3space · · Score: 1

      It was most likely Windows 33 BBY (Before the Battle of Yavin)...

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    105. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Atryn · · Score: 1
      And why does Yoda retreat when he does? The grammar challenged frog just retreats for no good reason to subject the galaxy to 20+ years of oppression."
      I felt this was answered. First, the foreshadowing when Yoda says the prophecy may have been misinterpreted. Then you have movies 4-6 which clearly explain the benefit of a retreat-and-wait strategy. 20+ years of oppression is nothing in the long term (think China).

      Also, keep in mind that Anakin DOES end up destroying the Sith when he kills the Emperor in RotJ.

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    106. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      >> ... Bill Gates came into power.)))
      > You're a LISP programmer aren't you?

      No, that would be (past-tense (come bill-gates (into power)))

      Or, in Emacs lisp, ...
      (grammar-english-past-tense
      (grammar-english-verb-come
      (person-bill-gates
      (into sociopolitical-power))))

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    107. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! Stop the Star Trek techno-babble apologia! Tell us what you think of the movie.

    108. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The death star had decent antivirus protection.

    109. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, they dispatched the rebel assault in somewhat less than 15 minutes (all except one X wing, who even by Darth's standards was a pretty good pilot, and lucky to boot.)

    110. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they got far too close before being engaged, is my point.

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    111. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      Luke destroys the Sith and brings balance to the force, not Anakin.

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    112. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Atryn · · Score: 1
      Luke destroys the Sith and brings balance to the force, not Anakin.
      I disagree. In the end of RotJ it is Darth Vader who kills the Emperor, throwing him over the ledge. And he then abandons the Dark Side to return to Luke, effectively "killing" Darth Vader and bringing back Anakin.

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    113. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      y2k isn't there yet - there was the y65536 bug and the y32768 bug though.

    114. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1

      Windows Jesus Edition: Have You Been Saved As...?

    115. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg! thats genious! you are so smart. i want to have your children.

    116. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: "why?"

      A: 42

  2. Prepare to be flamed by ian+rogers · · Score: 0

    You just saw it?

    I thought everyone on Slashdot saw it opening night at midnight.

    1. Re:Prepare to be flamed by ericdano · · Score: 2, Funny

      No no, they were too busy posting duplicate stories to go see it.

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    2. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of people were (and are) reluctant to see it because the previous one was such a God-forsaken disgrace.

      Effects rating

      Episode I looked fairly realistic most of the time. While Jar-jar was an unpopular character, he was rendered fairly well most of the time. The biggest weakness was that the CGI was perhaps a little to sparse and too uniform. The battle-droid "pez dispenser" scene in particular didn't look quite right.

      Episode II was a complete mess. Shot composition and cinematography were simply discarded and ignored in favor of making things look "high tech." The cartoon shots of Tokyo in "Ghost in the Shell" looked more realistic, and certainly less distracting from the main action. There were a lot of shots which simply could not have been done with stop-animation or puppets or other techniques, but it seems like they were done that way for no other reason.

      Episode III... From the opening battle scene in the very beginning, I think you will agree that this time Lucas finally got it right. He begins with a nice close-up of a couple fighters skimming the surface of a larger ship, so when the "camera" pans back you have a much better sense of scale. (He also included one of those robot controller satellites in the shot, which not only helped the eye grasp the scale of the shot, but also reminded the viewer who they were fighting against.) Later scenes in other landscapes were also fantastic. At no point while watching the movie for the first time was I suddenly reminded that I was watching CGI characters or backgrounds.

      Story review

      God, what a fuck-up.

      One of the things that made Star Wars so cool was that Lucas decided to make it feel like a 1930's 15-minute serial, in which most of the audience was not likely to have seen the beginning of the story. He wanted it to "come in at the middle", so he wrote an elaborate back-story which he never seriously thought he would get to film.

      Having that untold back-story made the entire world seem bigger and more well thought-out.

      When making Episodes 1-3, he did not have benefit of all that extra story, and it really shows.

      Also, all the precious little inbred tie-ins to the the original series (C3PO was built by Anakin, "Red Five" was Obi-Wan's call sign, Chewbaca fought along with Yoda, etc. etc. etc.) were really tiresome, and had the impact of making what should have been a large-scale saga about a galactic struggle of mighty armies turn into a story where the fate of all civilizations for two entire generations were married to the actions of the same small small handful of people, many of whom were directly related.

      Would it have hurt the story to have had Mace Windu (or some other Jedi) be the one who discovers the clone factory in Ep 2, instead of Obi-Wan being the only Jedi who ever does anything that matters? Did it really need to be Boba Fett's dad who was the genetic source of the clones? Did Chewie really need to be in the Wookie battle scene at all?

      Why did Lucas think that all of these little "wink wink" connections would make the films more entertaing? If anything, they guarantee that children down the road who watch these films in 1-6 order will not enjoy 4-6 half as much as we did.

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    3. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's either on the beat or off the beat, it's that easy.

      Only a Sith deals in absolutes. ;)

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    4. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Hobbled+Grubs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Frankly I think that Lucas made something that grew so big that it is impossible to contiune. He doesn't have the same actors, completely new technology and a reputation for having made a cult film. I don't see how people can expect something in the same vein or something better every time. Episode III was awesome. If you forget about all the special effects and just concentrate on the story, it is a moving film. Shit I cried in it a few times. Anakin's transformation into Vader is perfect, Palpatine is freeded to be his dark self and the story fits in perfectly to something episode 4. People expect way too much, the film kicks arse.

    5. Re:Prepare to be flamed by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. ;)"

      "Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

      Did I miss something or was yoda also evil?

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    6. Re:Prepare to be flamed by void* · · Score: 1

      Anakin's transformation into Vader is perfect

      Perfect? It was far from perfect. At the beginning, he's hesitating to kill Count Dooku, and refusing to leave Obi-Wan for dead. Then, he's telling Mace Windu 'he should go to trial - that's not the Jedi Way', and ten seconds later is blithely standing by watching Palpatine kill Mace, after what was at that point obviously a feint ("ooh, I'm so powerless now ...")

      If he'd told the "younglings" to run away, I'd have found it more believable - then we could have presumed that Vader became more completely evil in the gap between Episode III and Episode IV, as the dark side took hold - but as it stands, you've got an Anakin that was blithely willing to kill children mere minutes after he was attempting to hold to Jedi ideals.

      Everyone who has read the books has said 'Oh, there's more to it than that, it was over a long time, you need to read the books ... some of it was left out due to time constraints'. To that, I say, bull - you can't expect every moviegoer to have read the books, it's a weak excuse, and a WEAK Anakin -> Vader transformation.

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    7. Re:Prepare to be flamed by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought everyone on Slashdot saw it opening night at midnight.

      75% of Slashdotters are not allowed to go out after 9:00 pm.

      Of that 75%, half are trying to download it using bittorrent over a dial-up connection. The other half is still trying to shut down adware popups while getting to a warez site.

      Of the other 25%, half went to see the movie or plan to. The rest of us will wait a month for the DVD to be released.

      I made up all these numbers in case you're still wondering.

    8. Re:Prepare to be flamed by medge_42 · · Score: 1

      I was a huge fan years ago, and now my friends love it when I go into a rant about why episode I was bad, they find it fun, even those who still are huge fans. I might have to steal the "inbred tie-ins" phrase, it is very good!

      All those little tie-ins for the fans, but Lucas has been telling us it was aimed at the next generation of fans.

      And then it got really silly when baby Gredo turns up.

    9. Re:Prepare to be flamed by mjc_w · · Score: 1

      "If you don't try, you don't know whether you will do or do not." - me

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    10. Re:Prepare to be flamed by emerald+demon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Would it have hurt the story to have had Mace Windu (or some other Jedi) be the one who discovers the clone factory in Ep 2, instead of Obi-Wan being the only Jedi who ever does anything that matters? Did it really need to be Boba Fett's dad who was the genetic source of the clones? Did Chewie really need to be in the Wookie battle scene at all?

      You miss the point of the entire Prequel Trilogy. It is the backstory to the Original Trilogy, not just the story that came before the Original Trilogy.

      Why is Boba Fett from the original trilogy the best bounty hunter in the galaxy? His dad was once the greatest; he happened to be chosen to be a source for clones.

      Why is Obi-Wan depicted in the original trilogy to be one of the best Jedi; what accomplishments led him to this title? Back in the day, he did this, that, and some of those things.

      Why is Chewie a famous wookie? He fought hard back in the Battle of Kashyyyk, his name known all around.

      Why did Lucas think that all of these little "wink wink" connections would make the films more entertaing?

      They are the connections that tell us why we love the characters from the original trilogy so much: the Prequel Trilogy is their story.

    11. Re:Prepare to be flamed by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Anakin had already killed women and children in Episode 2 after his mother died. The whole mother thing is what is driving him, he has been gritting his teethe the entire time through 2 and half movies now. Anakin was fucked in the head from the start.

      If it were just an inner tormoil and emotion thing you would have a point, as jedi anakin was being corrupted by the dark side of the force.

    12. Re:Prepare to be flamed by void* · · Score: 1

      Sure, he killed the whole Tuscan raider encampment in a rage in Episode II.

      That's still not enough to make the Episode III conversion believable.

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    13. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Golias · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is Boba Fett from the original trilogy the best bounty hunter in the galaxy? His dad was once the greatest; he happened to be chosen to be a source for clones.

      Except now we have the Special Edition version of Star Wars, in which Boba Fett is not "the best bounty hunter in the galaxy", but rather a full-time flunky in the personal entourage of a mob boss on a jerkwater desert planet in the middle of nowhere.

      Why is Obi-Wan depicted in the original trilogy to be one of the best Jedi

      He wasn't. He just happened to be one of the only ones left.

      Why is Chewie a famous wookie?

      He wasn't. Chewie was the co-pilot of a derelict smuggler who dumps his cargo at the first sign of trouble.

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    14. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Snaller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, all the precious little inbred tie-ins to the the original series (C3PO was built by Anakin, "Red Five" was Obi-Wan's call sign, Chewbaca fought along with Yoda, etc. etc. etc.) were really tiresome, and had the impact of making what should have been a large-scale saga about a galactic struggle of mighty armies turn into a story where the fate of all civilizations for two entire generations were married to the actions of the same small small handful of people, many of whom were directly related.

      But that was always the way it was in StarWars. In Firefly its the ordinary unknowns that history forgets - but in StarWars it was royalty and those appointed by fate.

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    15. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He was telling Mace "he should go to trial" so that Palpatine could teach him how to keep Padme alive. He didn't actually care about the trial and was only using that as an excuse.

      I think he said something to the effect of "I need him [Palpatine]" during that whole ordeal. I don't know how much more obvious they could have made the situation.

    16. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why did every single well-liked character who was marginally connected to the original series need to somehow be marginally connected to the prequels? There were way too many coincidences like that for anybody over the age of seven to suspend their disbelief.

    17. Re:Prepare to be flamed by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      He wasn't. Chewie was the co-pilot of a derelict smuggler who dumps his cargo at the first sign of trouble.

      Jabba refers to him as "the mighty chewbacca". Chewie had a rep. He wasn't just Solo's sidekick.

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    18. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Golias · · Score: 1

      Jabba refers to him as "the mighty chewbacca".

      Because by then he had helped destroy a Death Star and fight alongside the rebellion through all the events in "Empire."

      Also, Jabba once employed Solo a lot. It goes without saying that he would know of Chewie. No need for him to have a tacked-on backstory of saving Wookie World with Master Yoda.

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    19. Re:Prepare to be flamed by void* · · Score: 1

      I am quite aware of that. It only explains why he stopped Mace from killing Palpatine. It does not explain why Anakin completely ignored Palpatines deception when Palpatine then turned around and killed Mace.

      It was completely unbelievable.

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    20. Re:Prepare to be flamed by dzfoo · · Score: 1
      Why is Obi-Wan depicted in the original trilogy to be one of the best Jedi He wasn't. He just happened to be one of the only ones left.
      Besides, consider this: "General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars." Notice any obvious lack of allusions to saving the galaxy or being the greates Jedi there ever lived? Notice also there is an implication that he another General that happen to had been a subordinate of Leia's father, General/Captain/Colonel/President/Whatever Organa? -dZ.
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    21. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      Jabba refers to him as "the mighty chewbacca".

      [random theoretical explanations]


      ...

      Does sarcasm exist in the Star Wars universe? Couldn't Jabba have said "mighty" sarcastically? (Not necessarily to imply weakness or cowardice in the Wookie, but to otherwise mock his prisoner)

      Sheesh. Every damned throw-away line has to be so damned important. (My favorite to see explained is Han's line about making the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs)

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    22. Re:Prepare to be flamed by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The conversion was part of the same rage, he transferred that rage to keeping Padme from dying like his mother did. Did we mention the darkside? Every bad thing he does adds up like arsenic because he is Jedi.

    23. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Sithgunner · · Score: 1

      > If anything, they guarantee that children down the road who watch these films in 1-6 order will not enjoy 4-6 half as much as we did.

      Actually, those kids who don't know the movie is made in 456-123 order and watch through 1-6 order will think, oh this movie is getting just better and better, weldone Lucas, you never let us down! You learn the past mistake real good and make greater every release.

      We know what actually happened though.

    24. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Golias · · Score: 1

      My favorite to see explained is Han's line about making the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs

      That's easy to explain.

      Lucas didn't actually know what a parsec is at the time the movie was made, and neither did anybody on the set.

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    25. Re:Prepare to be flamed by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      Does sarcasm exist in the Star Wars universe?

      Not really. I can't really think of any sarcasm in any of the 6 movie's dialogue. Except maybe by the emperor at the end of Jedi. It defineltly wasn't jabba's style.
      I don't have any problem with Chewbacca being a badass warrior showing up in episode three.
      My only problem with it was him being an old dear friend of yoda. That was a little too convenient.

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    26. Re:Prepare to be flamed by void* · · Score: 1

      While they may have intended to show that, they fell far short.

      I might have found it believable if Anakin didn't hesitate to kill Count Dooku. I might have found it more believable if there had been some indication that Palpatine had already been giving Anakin Sith training (obviously, "innocent" things). I would even have found it believable if Palpatine had used Anakin's involvement in Mace's death as leverage to bring him closer to the edge (basically, keep blackmailing him into doing more and more evil things)

      As the movie stands, it was completely unbelievable.

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    27. Re:Prepare to be flamed by emerald+demon · · Score: 1

      [Why is Obi-Wan depicted in the original trilogy to be one of the best Jedi?]

      He wasn't. He just happened to be one of the only ones left.

      That makes him great, does it not? I think it's logical to assume that the stronger you are, the more likely you are to survive (survival of the fittest). And plus, his teachings seemed pretty strong to me and many fans as were Yoda's. (Besides the fact that the novelization said that Darth vader said that Obi-Wan is the greatest of the Jedi, which is why he must confront him; this is irrelevant to the movies but still true to the SW Universe.)

      [Why is Chewie a famous wookie?]

      He wasn't. Chewie was the co-pilot of a derelict smuggler who dumps his cargo at the first sign of trouble.

      Technically he is a famous wookie, but ignoring that, he's famous in the minds of lovers of the original trilogy. That is enough for a film franchise to put him in.

      And all of this is besides the fact that you sound as if you prefer stories to be isolated, unrelated to anything or each other, no interesting ties or connections. Sounds dull. Star Wars is exciting.

    28. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Golias · · Score: 1

      And all of this is besides the fact that you sound as if you prefer stories to be isolated

      No, I prefer the stories to make some kind of sense, and the connections to be at least marginally credible.

      Of the thousands of Wookies fighing with Yoda, the one who carries him to safety just happens to be the only Wookie that Luke Skywalker ever meets.

      Of all the call-signs that could have been given to Luke during the Death Star raid, it just happens to be the same exact same designation ("Red Five") which Obi-Wan was assigned during the Clone Wars.

      And why the fuck does a slave child on a desert planet in the middle of nowhere build a protocol droid? His own hot-rod pod racer, I can see, but a protocl droid? How could he even afford the parts, anyway? His mom (who he allegedly loves enough to slaughter Bantha families over) is living in an adobe hut fer cryin' out loud! Buy some windows and an air conditioner first!

      And wasn't Boba Fett about a million times cooler when he was just a jaded Mandelorian warrior-turned-freelancer curising around in Slave One as a cunning bounty hunter? Now he's the child of Jango Fett, who was used as the genetic source for all those cloned stormtroopers... none of whom could hit any wall of a barn while standing inside of it. Just a poser, flying around in his daddy's ship and wearing his daddy's armor. Pathetic.

      Speaking of which, I noticed that "Baby Fett" was completely forgotten about in Ep. III, along with Jar-Jar Binks (apart from a brief funeral procession shot.) Yet another reason why this one was, by far, the best of the prequels.

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    29. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Specter · · Score: 1

      "Of the thousands of Wookies fighing with Yoda, the one who carries him to safety..."

      Was I the only one who, while watching Yoda climb into his escape capsule, heard Yoda say: "I'll get you next time Austin Powers!"

      "... along with Jar-Jar Binks..."

      So they're willing to almost show Ani slaughtering dozens of presumably defensless children at the temple but they can't give us ONE shot of Jar-Jar dying some slow horrible death. Something like having his legs cut off and then burning up near a lava flow? That would have been cool, but I guess you're right it would have been too violent.

    30. Re:Prepare to be flamed by emerald+demon · · Score: 1

      Well you've started to just pick away at random things that you don't like about Star Wars, almost as if you think that you know more about Star Wars than George Lucas does. You're probably right. But George Lucas still managed to imagine, create, and realize a fairy tale world. Its greatness has only led you to pay attention to Star Wars; you could poke a great deal more fun at anything else.

    31. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean that Han did a Kessel Run and strayed too near a black hole, and therefore covered less distance, provided relativity is correct?

      Yeah, that one always got me too. GL just couldn't outright say, "I had no clue what I was talking about." Had to get it explained in the expanded universe.

    32. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Golias · · Score: 1

      Your point about these little connections between the characters being pretty much random is correct... and proves my point perfectly, so thanks.

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    33. Re:Prepare to be flamed by Golias · · Score: 1

      That was supposed to be depicted as the moment when Anakin realized he reached a "point of no return."

      Once he chose to attack Mace and save Palpatine, he committed to selecting which side he was on. When he saw Palpatine turn around and kill Mace, he suddenly realized that he chose the wrong side, but also believed that there was no going back. He betrayed and helped murder a Jedi for the sake of a Sith lord, motivated by his own personal greed for power... He knew he could never become a Jedi master after that. The die was cast, and he was to join Palpatine as a new Sith apprentice.

      His "what have I done" line was an expression of regret in having realized that he just threw his old life away in favor of the Dark Side, not shame over betraying Mace Windu.

      In that context, his seemingly abrupt conversion is not quite so hard to swallow.

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  3. About the childhood... by eznihm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... an interesting quote from the author of Darthside:

    When we were kids we used to "play Star Wars", which is a kind of no-fee intellectual property union we entered unto with Lucasfilm whereby our imaginations were ignited in exchange for our fealty as future consumers.

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    1. Re:About the childhood... by hype7 · · Score: 1

      All I have to say about the movie is this - Darth Vader is what happens when the Jedi play with the real dark side... ... office politics, that is

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    2. Re:About the childhood... by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In 1977, the Western was considered by many to be a dead genre which was once embedded into the culture.

      Kids my age at that time were still playing "cowboys and indians" in their backyards, just as their older siblings and parents had, but stories set in the Old West just didn't seem to connect to people anymore (that, or else Hollywood just forgot how to make them connect.)

      Lucas wanted to make a genre picture which became part of our culture's "shared mythology" the way Hopalong Cassidy and The Lone Ranger once did. There was nothing like that at all in the late 60s and early 70s.

      It worked really well. Most kids these days would much rather have a "Mace Windu Lightsaber" than a "pearl handled silver" cap gun.

      I would not be surprised if Lucas considers the fact that kids now "play Star Wars" in their back yards (as we did, post-1977) to be his greatest triumph.

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    3. Re:About the childhood... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1
      Amen to that. Episode I might have produced howls of pain from the older generation, but that Halloween, I swear to god every kid was dressed as either Darth Maul, Obi-Wan or Padme.

      While this generation of young 'uns might not take Star Wars as close to their hearts as we did, Lucas is obviously doing something right.

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    4. Re:About the childhood... by Zemrec · · Score: 1

      As a kid, my brother and a neighborhood friend played "Space", which was mostly based on Star Wars. We had our own characters though, and we had our own stories and even different "versions" of Space.

      For instance, Space 3D was a version where we made believe we were actors playing the characters we had invented, and we would have "scenes" and "Action!" "Cut!" "Instant Replay!" and the like.

      For Space, Star Wars was our "bible". Although our Millenium Falcon (I can't remember what we called our ship) was my friend's backyard porch and steps.

    5. Re:About the childhood... by bckrispi · · Score: 1
      While this generation of young 'uns might not take Star Wars as close to their hearts as we did...

      I disagree. If anything, today's kids are able to enjoy the films as a collective whole. They don't know about waiting 17 years for a prequel, building up the anticipation to it in such a way that the resulting film can *never* live up to your expectations. My kid thought of Jar Jar the same way I though of Ewoks when I was 9 - pretty damn cool! It wasn't until I was in my jaded tweens that I thought that Ewoks were, well, lame. I think their fandom will be just as honest as ours.

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    6. Re:About the childhood... by Animats · · Score: 1
      stories set in the Old West just didn't seem to connect to people anymore

      A studio head once remarked that the successor to the Western was "Dukes of Hazzard".

      There was a "last Western picture" that officially ended the genre. "Suddenly the West was over" was its tag line. Some young hood robs a train in 1886 or so. It's a little wood-burning train, with wooden cars, plugging along at horse speed. He gets caught and goes to jail, and gets out 20 years later, in 1906. And he tries to rob the train again.

      So he gets some guys together. They wait alongside the tracks. A monster locomotive pulling a big train comes zooming along, doing about 60MPH. The horses spook and he gets dumped.

      And there the Western ended.

    7. Re:About the childhood... by DrWho520 · · Score: 1

      I sat next to a mother, father and their 3 year old. Yes, there was the occasional young child/ADD out burst, but he was very well behaved and quite most of the movie. In fact, the three year old was enamored by the movie. He recognized Anakin, which I could not pronouce at age 8. He recognized Obi-Wan. He recognized Darth Vader. The most amazing thing, though, was this quote. "Lukes a baby, mommy!" Only time will reveal the final verdict, but he had captured that boy. Something tells me that in a fan boy vacuum, its no so bad.

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    8. Re:About the childhood... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure. Back in '77, Star Wars didn't have a lot of competition. Nowadays, what with Comic book adaptations galore, dozens of big-spectacle summer movies each year, and, last but not least, Pixar and its many imitators, there's a lot of competition for attention spans. I do think the prequels will be quite a defining point for this generation, but I don't think they'll hold quite the same place as episodes 4-6 did for us.

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    9. Re:About the childhood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The real triumph of Star Wars is that it wrote the book on MOVIE MERCHANDISING. Star Wars toys have been on the market non-stop since 1977. He made Star Wars part of our shared mythology alright.. and he sold a lot of light sabers, space ships, dolls--er uh, action figures, blasters, and costumes (many of which could be seen at the viewings) I have heard many times that the original actors in lieu of larger salary where given shares of the merchandising. I would bet that the merchandising elements of the equation also made the sequels profitable and therefore possible in the minds of the studios.

      Amazingly, in Star Wars, Lucas has created a shared cross-generational cultural phenomenon. Parents can watch episodes I, II,and III with their children and talk about episodes IV, V, and VI.

    10. Re:About the childhood... by TylerDurden0 · · Score: 1

      Pearl-handled? Only a New Orleans pimp would carry pearl-handled pistols. They were ivory. Just kidding... Reading that made me think of a scene from "Patton."

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    11. Re:About the childhood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In 1977, the Western was considered by many to be a dead genre..."

      The only ones who considered it dead were teh studios themselves. As you pointed out, kids were still playing Cowboys and Indians.

      Clint Eastwood pretty much proved the moguls wrong, especially with Unforgiven and Outlaw Josie Wales.

    12. Re:About the childhood... by Golias · · Score: 1

      The Outlaw Josey Wales was certainly a great western, but it came out in 1976, while Lucas was already hard at work making Star Wars.

      Unforgiven came out much, much later.

      During the late 60s and early 70s, the most popular westerns were either comedies (Butch Cassedy and the Sundance Kid, Blazing Saddles, Support Your Local Sheriff!) or else entirely unsuited to young audiences by the standards of the time (The Wild Bunch, McCabe and Mrs. Miller)

      In the case of McCabe and Mrs. Miller you could make the case that it was actually an "anti-western." Many critics who praised Unforgiven did so for the same reason.

      Movies like Shane, High Noon, Stagecoach and My Darling Clementine were long-gone, but more importantly, the "Oaters" were no longer popular. Nobody watched The Lone Ranger in the early seventies, and we were barely aware of the Radio/TV westerns and "B" movie cowboy shows our parents or older siblings loved as kids, such as Gunsmoke, Bonanza, Hopalong Cassidy, etc.

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  4. I liked the gritty grainy dirty realism of IV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This new stuff looks pretty but feels like I'm in a rendered video game. The colors are too pastel and not real enough. In some ways we've gone backwards going to digital. I'm sure it will get better, but it feels as if we are going backwards IMHO.

    1. Re:I liked the gritty grainy dirty realism of IV by ACNiel · · Score: 1

      You do have a point here.

      Puppets will always look more real than Jar-jar.

      I think the special effects in the first three were absolutely brilliant. The puppetry, the makeup, the suits.

      I understand that paying someone to render a whole army of whatever Jar-Jar was cost less than 1 suit, and it's operator, but they looked better.

    2. Re:I liked the gritty grainy dirty realism of IV by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
      The colors are too pastel and not real enough.

      Actually, the cutting edge of CGI is to put dirt into the image. Compare Toy Story 2 to Toy Story to see the evolution. There's an art to it, and the intent to make a less than perfect world.

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    3. Re:I liked the gritty grainy dirty realism of IV by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      This new stuff looks pretty but feels like I'm in a rendered video game. The colors are too pastel and not real enough. In some ways we've gone backwards going to digital. I'm sure it will get better, but it feels as if we are going backwards IMHO.

      My thought's exactly. There were a number of 100% CGI scenes where I was left thinking "that would look great on my PSP, but it sucks on the big screen." Roger Rabbit animations worked better for me.

    4. Re:I liked the gritty grainy dirty realism of IV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. There's also not enough texture in some scenes. The skin on the CG model shows scratches, dirt, possibly rust, mut somehting more important: panels and rivets. But when the ship is tilted to the surface (at least mostly flat) faces the sun, it has a uniform shiny reflection.

      Yes. That WOULD be fine in a video game, even in a pre-rendered animation sequence. But in a movie -- especially in a high resolution big-screen showing, we need to see the rivets and scratches vary the reflection, and we need to see the dirt cut it back.

      As far as the colors, the effort to make things look used or whatever makes the colors just paler than they otherwise would be. And the "newer" things are often over-saturated.

  5. How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV-VI? by Trillian_1138 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am both a Star Wars geek and a performance/theatre geek, a dangerous combination which leads to over-analysis. Since seeing Episode III earlier today, I've been thinking a lot about how the presentation of Episodes I through III alter Episodes IV-VI. "Star Wars," as a single story told through film (ignoring books/videogames/comics/fan films/etc), now functions in six episodes tied together by numerous characters and over-arcing story threads. So how does this single narrative affect how Episodes IV-VI should be viewed?

    For example, one of the great things about Ep. IV-VI was discovering Luke and Leia's relationship and that Vader is their father. The problem is, this only works as a dramatic issue for the audience (obviously it still works for the characters) if the audience doesn't know those things going in. Now, it's not an unreasonable assumption to say that everybody seeing Star Wars (even for the first time) already knows those things. But as an artistic work (granting the "Star Wars" films the status of 'art') Lucas removed a large dramatic moment of the story as a whole. Likewise, the way Lucas has set up the over-arcing 6-ilogy (sexilogy?) now places more emphasis on Anakin Skywalker's rise, fall, and redemption (and in some ways, parallel journeys by Obi-Wan and Yoda) than about the adventures of Luke, Leia, etc in IV-VI.

    What does the Slashdot crowd think? Ignoring the actual presentation of Episodes I-III, was the very idea flawed, and does it do damage to the structure of Eps. IV-VI? Does the new over-arcing story cary enough value to disregard the problems it creates? Am I just over-thinking this way too much?
    -Trillian

  6. Another great review: by XanC · · Score: 4, Interesting
    http://www.decentfilms.com/reviews/starwars3.html

    The main site has a lot of Star Wars stuff on the front page: http://www.decentfilms.com/index.html

    An interesting excerpt:

    The problem with Yoda's ethic of detachment is that it's dead contrary to the unabashed humanism with which the whole story ends in Return of the Jedi, where human attachments -- filial loyalty, paternal bonds -- ultimately save the galaxy, destroy the Sith and the Empire, and redeem Anakin' lost soul. Yoda and Obi-Wan consistently counsel Luke (and, in the prequels, Anakin) against the very bonds that finally lead to the triumph of good over evil.

    In the end, alas, the Jedi do seem too "narrow" and "dogmatic," not the great sages Lucas presumably wanted them to be. Perhaps the "prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force" was misinterpreted after all: Perhaps the prophecy was really fulfilled not by Anakin destroying the Sith order, but by Luke humanizing the Jedi ethic.

    1. Re:Another great review: by br00tus · · Score: 1

      Yoda does not counsel Luke to break his bonds with Padme. He tells him to accept the fact that she will die. It is a Buddhist type idea - to break connections with material things, ultimately, even our own body. This is different from him being told relationships with other people is a negative thing.

    2. Re:Another great review: by null+etc. · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yoda does not counsel Luke to break his bonds with Padme.

      But Luke never knew his mother!

    3. Re:Another great review: by McDiesel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just because filial bonds lead to triumph in Return of the Jedi does NOT mean that Yoda gave bad advice in Revenge of the Sith. If Annakin had listened to Yoda and just for once not been driven by his desire to save Padme, then he might have been able to avoid the following:

      1) Padme's death;
      2) The rise of the Empire and the destruction of the Republic;
      3) The destruction of the Jedi order;
      4) The rise of the Sith;

    4. Re:Another great review: by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In the end, alas, the Jedi do seem too "narrow" and "dogmatic," not the great sages Lucas presumably wanted them to be. Perhaps the "prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force" was misinterpreted after all: Perhaps the prophecy was really fulfilled not by Anakin destroying the Sith order, but by Luke humanizing the Jedi ethic.

      Precisely! One thing that Ep. III touches on (and the DarthSide blog, one of the greatest SW fanfics ever, expands on) is that the Light and Dark side of the Force is NOT "good" and "bad". It's "life exists, let it be" vs "life exists, if you can take it by the horns you can make it a better place". The Jedi had long ago rejected the Dark Side completely on "power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely" grounds. The Sith, a specific small order of Dark Jedi, fully embraced the "control and order" aspect of the Force but were corrupted by it.

      Luke, in the final battle with the Emperor and Vader in Ep. VI, is able to use his anger (dark side thing) to defeat Vader, but has the strength of will to pull back and not be tempted and corrupted by the power. (Parallel to Anakin vs. Tyranus, with the same person cheer-leading in both cases.) Why? Because he sees the growing parallel between himself and his father when he cuts off Vader's hand, and he realizes where that path leads. Sidious is about to kill him for it, when Vader (that prophesy dude) realizes what he has become and sacrifices himself to kill Sidious and end the Sith line. He sees that in his son is the true balance in the Force, and ensures that it is not destroyed prematurely.

      The Force is already unbalanced with the Jedi, since they eschew the other branch of the Force completely. By bringing it back into balance, the light and dark sides are both recognized and accepted. Not something Mace Windu and Yoda would really have wanted, but but the end, Yoda's ghost seems to have come to terms with it.

      My issue with Star Wars is that the overarching story concept (the above, at least as I see it), is AMAZINGLY GOOD! The actual execution is at best spotty, and at worst talks about sand. Still, stuff like the DarthSide blog, the fan stuff, really redeems a lot of it. Lucas has great ideas, but should leave the execution to someone else.

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    5. Re:Another great review: by Ed+Bugg · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the prophecy was really fulfilled not by Anakin destroying the Sith order, but by Luke humanizing the Jedi ethic.

      I like to think of it as not Luke that humanized the Jedi ethic but Anakin himself. Isn't that were a lot of his anger came from? The Jedi counsil berating him because he let his emotions lead him, but isn't that also what made him such a formable foe. Who is the worst person to go up against, the person that has nothing to lose or the person who has has something they care about to lose?

      Yes, Luke followed in the footsteps of his father (much to the fear of Yoda and Obi-Wan) in that he cared about the outcome and did things because he cared about the people involed but I also personally believe this is what the prophecy meant about balance as well, I just believe it was Anakin that did it not Luke.

      My 2 cents
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    6. Re:Another great review: by jannesha · · Score: 1

      Actually, if we're talking about balance, I think that's exactly what Anakin accomplished:

      Before, the Jedi (who are good, good, GOOD) are great in number and the keepers of the peace for the galaxy, while the Sith (who are bad) number exactly two and are a fly buzzing around the Jedi's ears.

      After, there are two Sith, and two Jedi (sounds a bit more balanced to me). Admittedly, the Sith are the two most powerful dudes in the galaxy while the Jedi go in to hiding/exile. But that only lasts a generation, compared with the thousands of years of the Old Republic. Maybe a generation of spectacularly dark times is the perfect counter weight to thousands of years of mediocre peace.

    7. Re:Another great review: by ghc71 · · Score: 1

      Anakin does bring balance to the force. He wipes out the Jedi, then he wipes out the Sith. Everybody is dead, but equal.

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    8. Re:Another great review: by XanC · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with you based on I and II's "bringing balance to the Force". But in III, Obi-Wan says that the prophecy means the destruction of the Sith.

    9. Re:Another great review: by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      The Jedi in the prequels aren't supposed to be perfect great sages. They are fallible, and they make many mistakes throughout the prequels. For example, not detecting the Sith Lord when he is standing right next to them is their biggest mistake. Misinterpreting the prophecy is another. Lucas is telling us that misunderstanding human emotion and passion (simply forbidding them outright) is one of their biggest mistakes. Failing to kill Palpatine is not the only mistake that Yoda is lamenting during the end of the movie.

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    10. Re:Another great review: by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      Yoda says that misinterpreted, prophecies can be.

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    11. Re:Another great review: by jcr · · Score: 1

      Well, since Skywalker does kill the emperor at the end to save his son, and that is presumably the end of the Sith, I'd say he does fulfill the prophecy.

      Of course, one wonders why the emperor doesn't start training more Sith recruits as soon as he's out of the closet...

      -jcr

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    12. Re:Another great review: by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      I thought there were always only two (according to Yoda in Ep. 1?): Master and Apprentice. That's because the Sith always turn on each other and kill each other because of their corruption.

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    13. Re:Another great review: by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with you based on I and II's "bringing balance to the Force". But in III, Obi-Wan says that the prophecy means the destruction of the Sith.

      Anakin did bring balance to the force. It's just that perhaps the Jedi didn't understand the meaning.

      I mean think about it, at the end of Episode 3 we have the following:

      Jedi: Yoda & Obiwan
      Sith: Sidious & Vader

      2 on each side, seems balanced to me. Seems to me that balance would pretty much dictate that there would be an equal amount on both sides. Perhaps the Jedi just didn't think about that possibility until it was too late.

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    14. Re:Another great review: by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      but vader DOES kill the sith in the end.

    15. Re:Another great review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Luke never knew his mother!

      Then I guess Yoda's advice worked out pretty well.

    16. Re:Another great review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah but then we wouldn't have much story left would we? :P

    17. Re:Another great review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I could tell, Yoda's comment on misinterpretation was just a case of dramatic irony. Anakin does fulfill the prophecy when he kills Palpatine at the end of Return of the Jedi. From what I gathered of the prophecy, it only mentioned his virgin birth, high mitichlorian count, and that he would bring balance to the Force by destroying the Sith. It never said that he would remain on the light side for his whole life. The Jedi assumed that this meant he would be a great warrior on their side for his whole life, and were mistaken. This mistake does not seem to be because they misinterpretted the prophecy, though, only that they didn't see that it might be fulfilled in a non-obvious way.

    18. Re:Another great review: by troff · · Score: 1

      The novel covers this a lot better than the movie does; near the end of the movie, Yoda says "into exile, I must go". In the novel, there's a lot more critical self-analysis on Yoda's part; specifically, that he's trained the Jedi to be just like HIS Masters were... and that the Sith had changed and adapted in the last thousand years; and the Jedi had been left behind and were ineffectual against the Sith.
      Basically, he realises that a whole new approach has to be taken in training Jedi. So the Jedi seeming narrow and dogmatic is precisely the flaw which led to their end.
      Oh, and everyone knowing the damn kid was too dangerous to be a Padawan and Qui-Gon was an idiot. :-)

    19. Re:Another great review: by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the morality in the RPG Grandia 2. Light is the power of creation, Dark is the power of destruction, and power corrupts. All other things such as "good or bad", "right or wrong" are all created by humans.

    20. Re:Another great review: by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Vader restores balance to the force by wiping the slate clean and killing off the Sith and the Jedi. The Jedi of Eps I-III completely ignore the dark side (which isn't "evil"), and the Sith completely ignore the light side.

      After Vader, Luke is free to create a new and balanced Jedi culture.

    21. Re:Another great review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A friend of mine suggested that when Palpatine tells Anakin that he has the power to create life, he is actually telling Anakin that HE is his father. Think about it, Anakin was concieved probably around the time that Palpatine killed his master.

    22. Re:Another great review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that between the stormtroopers, the emperor, and vader, it is unlikely all the jedi were killed. The empire would unlikely be able to find them all, especially the ones who got the message to not return to the academy. Gotta keep those bounty hunters busy doing something . . .

    23. Re:Another great review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anakin could have fullfiled the prophecy without going to the dark side. He chose not to.

    24. Re:Another great review: by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Sith dating techiques: "I am the Mr Right you are looking for. Let's get down to business. Move along."

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    25. Re:Another great review: by ShadowMarth · · Score: 1

      It's simple. Luke wasn't "the one", but he was an important part of the prophesy. Vader destroyed the sith, the jedi were all dead, and luke's combination of traits leads to a new breed of force sensitive heroes, relying on both emotion and serenity. That's the true "Balance of the Force" brought about by vader.

    26. Re:Another great review: by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      What the Jedi failed to realize in the prequels was that it wasn't just the Sith that were causing imbalance. The Jedi were doing their fair share of it too. Dooku knew that the Jedi were heading down a dark path by acting as the personal emisarries of a corrupt Senate. He tried to do something about it, and wound up being consumed by the very corruption he was trying to stop. This "rebellious" streak was found in Qui-Gon as well. But at the end of "Sith", Yoda admits to Obi-Wan that Qui-gon has learned something of the nature of the Force that even the most High-and-Mighty jedi council members were unaware of. The Jedi were well meaning, but rested on their laurels and precious "Jedi Code" when the times called for "thinking outside the box". Yoda and Kenobi do just this by training a much-too-old Luke Skywalker in the ways of the Jedi.

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    27. Re:Another great review: by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The Sith will generally keep a potential apprentice "on deck" when it comes time to either give yourself a promotion from Apprentice to Master, or to wipe out an apprentice that becomes too ambitious/innefectual.

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    28. Re:Another great review: by mlambie · · Score: 1

      I too have a friend with this viewpoint. I wonder...

    29. Re:Another great review: by Rallion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The novel is fantastic, really, isn't it? I have to wonder how much of the stuff in there (that wasn't in the film) was a result of Lucas, and how much was purely the creation of the author.

      In the novel, the fight with Tyrannus is brilliant. Seeing the version that they put on the screen was a letdown. I didn't expect to be able to see Tyrannus thinking his way through the battle, of course, but still, a good 10 pages in the book were reduced to about a minute of screen time.

      It was also disappointing to find that the best humor in the book (particularly a much less over-the-top version of Obi-Wan's wry sense of humor, which Ewan McGregor obviously tried valiantly to save despite some of his mediocre lines) was completely missing in the film. When Grievous said, "I was trained by Count Dooku himself!" (or similar) I braced myself to smile at Obi-Wan's reply, "Well, I trained the man who killed him." And then, it simply wasn't there.

    30. Re:Another great review: by mikapc · · Score: 1

      Your use of the word humanism is incorrect.

    31. Re:Another great review: by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      I think the point ROTS brings out is exactly what you mentioned.. The Jedi are very narrow.. it is a path that, though has great potential.. is far too restrictive. Where the Jedi practice abasiance/restriction/and isolation.. The sith practice just the opposite.

      The bottom line that its a morality play.. Neither side is right or wrong (completely), but its the middle ground that most seek.

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    32. Re:Another great review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with the Jedi as depicted in Ep 1-3 is that they are the only source of power to oppose evil and injustice, and as far as it goes they are pretty weak.

      It's not that difficult for Palpatine to manipulate things because the only source of power is a bunch of removed superheroes, ordinary people don't fight for themselves. The Jedi don't end Slavery on Tatooine, or stop the Trade Wars and seccession, or do much else but rely on Clone soldiers (themselves cloned from the only one approaching a soldier without powers in the prequels). Even the Trade Secessionists rely on robot armies. No one fights for themselves, which makes the turn from superhero to supervillain not that hard, when it comes down to it.

      Yoda, Windu, Obi Wan, Qui-Gon all had the idea that the proper role was for the superheroes to go out and fight the bad guys. This seemed to work when threats were small and local. Not so well otherwise, and the idea that relationships and emotions don't matter seems pretty removed from ordinary experience.

      In contrast, the episodes 4-6 offer the alternative. Alone the ordinary people can't beat the combination of supervillains with an Army. Alone the remaining superheroes (Obi Wan and Yoda) can only hide. TOGETHER nascent Superhero Luke and unexpected (Vader never saw him coming) Han Solo who's just a talented pilot with zilch powers can save the day. Billy Dee Williams scrounger character when given an opportunity will side with his old pal Solo and against Vader to save Luke. In the Return of the Jedi movie ordinary Solo, Billy Dee Williams character, primitive Ewoks, and ordinary Han Solo are just as important as Luke and Anakin in providing victory.

      For no other reason that the Emperor can't read or be aware of ordinary folks who lack the "force" and therefore are totally unpredictable. Capable of even altruism informed by family, home, sentiment and all the rest. Capable of forming up into a mighty army able to fight directly against the massive Star Destroyers and not panic.

      The balance is replacing the failed Republic (all Superheroes and helpless public) and failed Empire (repressive supervillain and terrorized public) with something new: superheroes working with a public that fights for itself.

      So yes, the film series IS political, one espousing the usual historical view of the goodness of the old Roman and Athenian Republics (based on gifted leaders and yeoman soldiers) versus the corrupt autocracies of the Empire or Alexander.

    33. Re:Another great review: by vikstar · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the "prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force" was misinterpreted after all: Perhaps the prophecy was really fulfilled not by Anakin destroying the Sith order, but by Luke humanizing the Jedi ethic.

      Anakin did restore balance to the Force. There was an over abundance of light side Jedi, and only a few dark side Jedi. At the end of episode three, there were two Sith (Palpetine and Darth Vader) and two light side Jedi (Yoda and Obi-Wan). So, in fact, the prophecy was fullfilled, from a certain point of view.

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    34. Re:Another great review: by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Yup. Also, who are the Sith going to attack anyways? All the Jedi (as far as they are concerned) are dead, except maybe for Yoda [EpIII]. The worry that someone else might team up with Vader and overthrow the emperor would be enough to keep Palpatine from hiring more Sith.

      Also, IIRC, according to the books the emperor *does* train a group of Dark Jedi who cause huge problems with Luke and the newly trained Jedi post-ROTJ.

    35. Re:Another great review: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, because by defeating Vader in the fight Luke completed his Jedi training - thus the title of the film - Return of the Jedi - so at the end there was one Jedi remaining - not balanced.

    36. Re:Another great review: by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1
      Anakin lost his Mom, and told Amidala that one day he would be able to keep someone from dying (or something along that line, just stay with me on this) then Amidala dies after he has promised her that he would be strong enough for her not to die.


      He has no family. He's alone...


      Then he learns of young Skywalker! He tries to find him and get him by his side so hard. He is still under the spell of the dark side and all the trappings of the powah!! So of course he wants Luke to join him and overthrow the emperor.


      Then he and Luke have their confrontation in E6, and Luke realizes that the goodness in Anakin, the real part of a Jedi, is still there, so Luke decides not to use physical power, but the power of love (violins, please) and throws down his weapon.


      Darth Hideous Sidious puts the hoodoo to Luke, and finally, Anakin sees that there is no need to use the dark side of the force to keep someone from dying, just chunk the old buggar in a hole and be done with it!


      Which means he was the one all along, it was just an incredibly long twisted trail to get there. No one else would have been able to have done that.


      The force isn't all about power, it's about love (more violence, er violins please)


      The end.

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    37. Re:Another great review: by Hugonz · · Score: 1
      The problem with Yoda's ethic of detachment is that it's dead contrary to the unabashed humanism with which the whole story ends in Return of the Jedi, where human attachments -- filial loyalty, paternal bonds -- ultimately save the galaxy, destroy the Sith and the Empire, and redeem Anakin' lost soul.

      That's why: Failed have I. Into exile I must go.

    38. Re:Another great review: by joemontoya · · Score: 1
      Great comment man. The Jedi's great weakness was their psuedo-buddo passivity. They would never act until it was already to late.

      The galaxy is a better place without the Sith, but it is also a better place without the Jedi.

    39. Re:Another great review: by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually it would seem from Ep 3 that Mace Windu is acquainted with acting in anger, remember how close we were to being emperor free.

      Anyway I agree with your conclusions, I just felt like Lucas really intended for this level of complexity, he could have made the statement more powerfully. Maybe I saw Ep 6 too young, but I barely grasped Luke's use of the dark side. I always imagined he got angry, acted in anger, and then turned away. He was, in my mind, dangerously close but in the end controlled himself.

      Rather than the goofup that was episode 1, Lucas could have focused more on the faults of the Jedi. They do draw a strong parallel to certain churches (and eastern religions). On one hand they view themsleves as protectors of freedom, and champions of the people, yet they are isolated from them, and act independently. They are so selfless, they may not know what they're fighting for. They do not take spouses, they are selected as babies (before they are drawn in by the trappings of the society they live in). Really they're so different and incompatible with society, they're hard to believe as protectors.

      Anyway Ep 3 was OK and I thought the only thing Lucas got right was the Conversion of Anakin Skywalker. Everything else was a loss, and Obiwan + Palpatine carried the show. Many things didn't work, plus how Anakin goes from being on the fence about Palpatine (and turns him over to the Jedi), to marching in to the Jedi academy and killing children is WAY too much for me to swallow. I accept that he would eventaully have turned into that, but it was too quick and too total.

      I think the entirety of episodes 1-3 should have been the fall of Anakin & the rise of the empire. Less Jarjar'ism and more exposition. And for God's sake, get some real writers and a good director. Hayden LOOKED the part of Vader, but there's something to say for acting it too...

    40. Re:Another great review: by TheCyko1 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the prophecy was really fulfilled not by Anakin destroying the Sith order, but by Luke humanizing the Jedi ethic.

      I've never thought that restoring balance by obliterating the Sith made any sense. If you eliminate the opposite side of the scale it's still unbalanced. My assumption was that balance was achieved by a merging the two sides. Like someone who is trained in the ways of both the Jedi and the Sith.

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    41. Re:Another great review: by geekpolitico · · Score: 1

      I always thought the "balance to the Force" prophecy was suspect. In a world where 99% of the Jedis are light side, and there are 2 dark side Jedis .. bringing balance to the force would require killing a whole lot of light side Jedis. If Mace Windu was smart, he would have cut off Anakin's head the minute they saw him.

  7. Extremes... by Jhon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To Harrison: It wasn't THAT good.

    to Jamie: It wasn't THAT bad.

    I saw it. It was worth the price of admission, a soda and nachos. More importantly, it was worth my TIME, which to me is infinately more valuable.

    1. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      It was worth the price of admission, a soda and nachos.
      Holy crap, it MUST be good.
    2. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was worth my TIME, which to me is infinately more valuable.

      2 hours of your time is infinately more valuable than $20?
      I'd hate to be your employer during salary negotiations.

    3. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow? You think $10 an hour is a good starting point for a salary? That's what In N Out Burger flippers make in Silicon Valley.

    4. Re:Extremes... by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      to Jamie: It wasn't THAT bad

      Yes it was. I spent most of the time in the theator thinking why am i the only one who feels physical pain when someone opens their mouth?

      The acting stank. I can't fault the actors, there are several good ones in this movie. It can only be the director. There were several times when it seems like they took the first take.

      The love scenes were, as he said, amazingly bad. Bad enough that I was embarrased for them and lucas. Again, no one in the theator seemed to notice.

      Why do driod have to talk amongst each other? They are ROBOTS, couldn't they, you know, wifi it or soemthing?

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    5. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $10 isn't that good, but infinity isn't bad, it's slightly less than Bill Gates makes, but still not bad...

    6. Re:Extremes... by LordRPI · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only the Sith speak in extremes.

    7. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why do driod have to talk amongst each other?
      Would you rather watch two hours of robots with their TX and RX lights flashing?

      This is like people complaining about the movie Hackers. Do you really want to watch two hours of pasty white overweight Cheetos eating geeks sitting in front of a computer in their underwear? I'll take the Angelina Jolie version any day, thanks.

      So I doubt people want to watch the robots bluetooth each other for the entire movie.
    8. Re:Extremes... by WaterBreath · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Again, no one in the theator seemed to notice.

      I'd guess no one else in the theater cared. Let's face it, if you were so disappointed by episodes 1 and 2, why did you even bother to see 3? Same reason everyone else did: closure. The difference between you and everyone else in the theater though was that you were determined going in that this was going to be a bad movie and you just wanted to get the last few story elements out and be done with it. Going in I was scared it was going to be like ep. 1. But I came out more than relieved. Fully satisfied, one might say.

      Personally, I was less than impressed with ep. 1, but I didn't think it was terrible. I thought ep. 2 was better. The romantic scenes were very annoying, because Lucas can't write good emotional dialogue and Hayden Christiansen can't emote realistic emotion (except for whiny discontent). However, I loved everything else about ep. 2. And after seeing ep. 3, I have a new appreciation for the romantic scense. Ep. 3 wouldn't have made any sense at all without them. It's utterly necessary that Anakin actually has a reason for his fear.

      Ep. 3 was awesome, IMHO. On par with the first 3. Maybe better just because it was dire, so tragic, and looked so good. Moreso of all three than eps. 4-6 were able to achieve. Plus, it answered so many questions I hadn't even realized I had! Now I know why the Jedi shun emotion and attachment. Now I know why the Sith are so dangerous, and why they can get rational people to support them despite that.

      Anyway, like I said, it was awesome. I may have to go see it again in the theater, which I don't do often.

    9. Re:Extremes... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have a similar take.

      *Some may consider my comments to contain spoilers. You have been warned. ;-)

      It was better than I expected, not as good as I could have hoped for.

      Overall, I enjoyed it. I took my son (12) yesterday and we both had a good time and had lots to talk about after.

      I saw what I wanted to see:

      Anakin turns to the dark side and becomes Vader.

      The Jedi are all but wiped out and the Empire rises. Everyone in the senate applauds this.

      OWK vs DV over lava -- Skywalker's physical transformation into Vader takes place.

      Luke and Leia are born and separated. Leia ends up on Alderaan to be loved and raised in privilege. Luke ends up on Tatooine to be raised a farmer.

      Sidious/Palpatine completes Vader's emotional transformation by telling him that he (Vader) killed Padme (debateable).

      R2 and 3P0 end up where we find them at the beginning of the series. Continuity issues with 3P0 are "resolved" by a simple, if inexplicable, order.

      There were some problems with the film, but nothing that was so distracting that it made me stop enjoying myself.

      The dialog was weak, especially the Anakin-Padme scenes.

      I thought the "turn to the dark side" scene was forced, and could have been more convincing.

      General Greivous was an interesting character, but too little is revealed about him and his role in the story is not well established.

      The scenes on the Wookie planet seem unnecessary/don't really advance the plot.

      But best of all -- JarJar has not one line!

      --

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    10. Re:Extremes... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      and one other thing:

      When Obi-Wan and Yoda die they vanish and can appear and speak to people after their death. Other Jedi don't seem to have this ability. Yoda says that Qui-Gon figured out how to do this and he is going to have to teach Obi-Wan how to do this.

      I had a hard time buying that one. How is it then that when Vader dies at the end of ep VI, he is also able to do this (appear as Anakin)? Are Yoda and Obi-Wan able to lend him this ability after death?

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    11. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Could you take 5 seconds of your life to learn to spell "infinitely" without an "a"?

      I'd hate to be your employer reading your email.

    12. Re:Extremes... by TechniMyoko · · Score: 2, Funny
      Why do driod have to talk amongst each other? They are ROBOTS, couldn't they, you know, wifi it or soemthing?

      Thats what I always wondered, ever since hearing a transformer yell out commands to himself

    13. Re:Extremes... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I liked it, despite the children in the theater and the mediocre acting. The one scene that really just flat didn't work, though, was when Anakin actually fell to the Dark Side - when he told Palpatine he would do whatever he wanted. The "What have I done?" bit was poorly written, poorly timed, and poorly acted. It nearly ruined the movie for me.

      But it didn't. Sith was the best of the prequel trilogy, by a long shot. And it is on par with the original movies. There were other low moments, but face it - Luke was whiny, the Ewoks were obnoxious, and the story had the same number and quality of holes in each trilogy.

      Go watch this one in the theater. You can wait for Monster-in-Law to come out on DVD.

    14. Re:Extremes... by Highlander · · Score: 1

      I think that droids talk to each other so you know what is going on. When it comes right down to it this is a story, and two robots walking around silently without insight to what they're doing or why isn't very interesting.

      There are lots of devices that have to be used for the audience that don't make sense in a "real" scenario.

      H

    15. Re:Extremes... by bergeron76 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow. How important you must think you are.

      Good thing you preserved time for posting on Slashdot - a truly valuable use of time.

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    16. Re:Extremes... by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Yeah the screaming at the sky thing really comes close (but ultimately doesn't) to ruining the whole thing. I really wonder what George was thinking with that one. He really has a flair for screwing things up by assuming that his audience will not understand subtlety.

      I imagine that this statement will be controversial, but I would say this movie is second only to Empire, and that the Vader transformation scene is the most powerful scene in the entire franchise (until the screaming at the sky bit).

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    17. Re:Extremes... by exoir · · Score: 0

      Comic book guy is that you!?

    18. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying you don't have a job? If your time is infinitely more valuable than money, then it doesn't make any sense to trade your time for money.

    19. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, I definately need to learn that

    20. Re:Extremes... by Omestes · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, I thought the love scenes were quite realistic, as in REAL WORLD, and not Hollywood. Somewhat awkward, kind of silly, but the feeling was there.

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    21. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say closure with the first trilogy, not Eps 1 & 2 (which were unnecessary).

    22. Re:Extremes... by bezza · · Score: 1
      Ep. 3 was awesome, IMHO. On par with the first 3. Maybe better just because it was dire, so tragic, and looked so good. Moreso of all three than eps. 4-6 were able to achieve. Plus, it answered so many questions I hadn't even realized I had! Now I know why the Jedi shun emotion and attachment. Now I know why the Sith are so dangerous, and why they can get rational people to support them despite that.

      Well said.

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    23. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      R2 and 3P0 end up where we find them at the beginning of the series. Continuity issues with 3P0 are "resolved" by a simple, if inexplicable, order.
      Inexplicable? Nah. Let me explain. 3P0 is serving on a ship owned by one of the founding members of the Rebellion at around the time of its founding. 3P0 was created by and therefore attached to Darth Vader, whose primary duty is destroying Jedi and Rebels. Star Wars droids have personalities and seem to have emotions. Therefore, from a strategic point of view, 3P0 retaining his memories would be a dangerous luxury.

      As an aside, from books and such, it seems that memory wipes are standard maintenance for droids because it prevents them from developing strong emotional connections. Also, either the old website entry on 3P0, the Decipher card game 3P0 card, or some other LucasFilm-sanctioned encyclopedia-type book mentioned that as far as he knows, he's never had a memory wile. This indicated to me that he had his memory wiped before EP4.

    24. Re:Extremes... by CrayDrygu · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why do driod have to talk amongst each other? They are ROBOTS, couldn't they, you know, wifi it or soemthing?

      I could go into all sorts of reasons why it really is plausible, but honestly, it's a freakin' movie. If you're looking for that sort of accuracy, I suggest you stay away from SciFi (note that "Fi" is short for "Fiction" btw) and simply stick to documentaries.

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    25. Re:Extremes... by Rallion · · Score: 1

      I think it was awesome...for the last half. Perhaps from the point where Obi-Wan confront Greivous. In the earlier parts of the movie, everything was simply too fast, and the characters seemed oblivious to it. I felt no emotional involvement in Dooku's death, and that was wrong.

      After a bit though, it slowed down, and I appreciated it far more. I certainly consider the last hour, at the least, to be on par with 3-6, but the first 45 minutes or so just left me bored.

      As a disclaimer, I'm positive that I would have liked it far more if I had waited to read the novelization.

    26. Re:Extremes... by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      Proof that Bluetooth is dead..

      *grin*

      (I had to say it)

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    27. Re:Extremes... by galfridus73 · · Score: 1
      Why do driod have to talk amongst each other? They are ROBOTS, couldn't they, you know, wifi it or soemthing?

      Because it's a movie and you'd be bitching about having to read subtitles if the droids didn't talk.

      The movie was fun. If you want great acting or great writing, then stay away from Star Wars and go see Crash. My opinion: they both succeed at what they were made to do.

    28. Re:Extremes... by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      I felt no emotional involvement in Dooku's death, and that was wrong. Hmmm... I suppose I agree, in retrospect. Anakin wasn't nearly conflicted enough about it.

    29. Re:Extremes... by Mortlath · · Score: 1
      A friend told me that the book explains that the key idea to this "immortality" was that the Jedi had to die in a self-less act.

      Maybe that's why Anakin had that ability?

    30. Re:Extremes... by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

      By the end I thought epIII was great but for the first hour or so I had almost written it off because of those bloody droids! I know Lucas likes to inject a bit of 'humour' into things but honestly does every droid need to go wooo! oowie! weeee! zzoiks! when it is dismembered??

      Worst, slapstick, ever...

      /comicbookguy

    31. Re:Extremes... by glitchvern · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Personally, I was less than impressed with ep. 1, but I didn't think it was terrible. I thought ep. 2 was better. The romantic scenes were very annoying, because Lucas can't write good emotional dialogue and Hayden Christiansen can't emote realistic emotion (except for whiny discontent). However, I loved everything else about ep. 2. And after seeing ep. 3, I have a new appreciation for the romantic scense. Ep. 3 wouldn't have made any sense at all without them. It's utterly necessary that Anakin actually has a reason for his fear.

      Spoiler Warning ... Spoiler Warning

      Everyone says Lucas can't write good dialogue or direct very well, and after watching episode 2, I was inclined to agree, after all I've believed Natalie Portman was falling in love with guys in movies since she was 12, and episode 2 didn't convince. But after seeing episode 3, I'm not so sure. Considering that I was moved from revulsion of Anakin to pity for Vader by the dialog/acting in episode 3, "Master Skywalker there's too many of them. What do we do," and "Where is Padme? Is Padme safe," I think it might be a good idea to consider why the romantic scenes in episode 2 so utterly fail to convince.

      On the episode 2 dvd, there are some deleted scenes between Anakin and Padme, that I think really would have added to the movie in helping to explain why exactly she was falling in love with Anakin. Also in the audio commentary during the scene where Anakin is "surfing" on the creature, the special effects guy says he knew immediately when Lucas told him about it it would be the hardest scene to do, and he tried to get Lucas to cut it, but Lucas wanted the scene in. The special effects guy almost seemed to be apologizing for the scene. Anakin's "surfing" really does look pretty fake. I think that knocked out people's suspension of disbelief, and is why the scene is so weak. I also think it's pretty clear the film needs a scene like that right about there, it's just been done badly. They should have redone that scene as something more visually believable.

      I think episode 3 is the best movie of both trilogies, my previous favorite being Jedi. Sith makes Vader a very tragic figure, he's ruined not just his own life, but the lives of everyone he cares about for ultimately nothing. His actions destroy the very thing he is trying to save. Like I said before my previous favorite was Jedi not Empire the typical favorite. I don't usually like "dark" films. I generally want everything to work out in the end, but Sith is in my opinion such a great tragedy that it is my favorite of the films.
    32. Re:Extremes... by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      I did find myself wondering why OWK didn't just kill DV on the lava slope. Not because DV is a Bad Guy, but because OWK's former friend and comrade is lying there, still alive, on fire, short all four limbs. Why not just walk down 10 feet, shove your lightsaber into his brainpan and wiggle it around a little? He'd probably thank you. I could see OWK bugging out because some burning debris was falling down or something, but no. OWK just leaves his evil former friend still alive, burning to death.

      The scenes on the Wookie planet were to establish Yoda being offplanet and give fans the chance to see Chewie. They did go on a little long just for that though.

      The romantic scenes were kind of weak.

      The reason C3PO's memory was wiped is because he knew the identity of Luke & Leia, and where they were headed. The question is why R2D2's memory wasn't also wiped. Maybe because he can't actually talk, and is pretty dependable?

      General Greivous's part is covered in the Clone Wars cartoons. He's a tie-in character, kind of like The Kid from the Matrix sequals. The Clone Wars go up to about three minutes before Ep III begins. The reason Grevious is wheezing at the beginning of the movie is because Mace Windu used force powers to crush Grevious's chest as Grevious and Palpatine were taking off from Corusant. Grevious kicks ass at lightsabers, but is vulnerable to force powers. Something you think the Jedi would have figured out a while back...

      Even with the Clone Wars, Anakin's fall to the Dark Side is too abrupt. The Clone Wars should have covered more of Anakin's relationship with Palpatine. But then parts of Ep III would be missing.

      Maybe what should have been done was to make Attack of the Clones Ep I, and cover the events of Phantom Menace in flashbacks. No annoying kid, no JarJar, you can present Anakin as a strong character with a darkside. It would also make Anakin and Padme's romance more believable, since Padme wouldn't remember him as "Lil' Anny". Make Clone Wars Ep II, with greater coverage of Anakin's relationship with Palpatine, setting up a set of dual loyalties. Then lead into Ep III.

    33. Re:Extremes... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Just a comment about SciFi, I remember reading a book of Isaac Asimov where he explained the difference (at least in his point of view) about Science Fiction and the SciFi movie genre.

      Science fiction used to be more rigid in the science terms and depending on the author, the technologies in the movies where based in actual "feasible" situations (that is, they had some scientific background).

      When Hollywood adopted the genre and adapted it to the screen, they started filtering all those elements of "explaniation" (because it is not possible to tell a 300 page story in 2 hours of film) and some others totally ingored the Science element of the SciFi.

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    34. Re:Extremes... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      That almost makes sense except for Yoda. He just died of being old (unless you count his entire life as a "selfless act")? ... and no other Jedi has ever died of a selfless act? We never see any other "ghosts" floating around the Jedi temple.

      At the end of ROTS, Yoda reveals that Qui-Gon has attained this power and that he will teach Obi-Wan to do this during his exile.

      During the scene in ATotC where Anakin is slaughtering the sand people, we hear a Qui-GOn's voice saying "Anakin, NO!!!"

      This all falls apart, IMO, with the stupid metachlorians explanation of the force. If the force were truly a mystical energy field surrounding all living things in the universe, I could buy a force-based life-after-death ability. Once your body is cremated, and the little force-critters with it, you cash out and there is not afterlife that can be explained by some force training.

      *Disclaimer -- it is just a movie, but that doesn't mean I don't get to enjoy debating this stuff endlessly. ;-)

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    35. Re:Extremes... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      >Why not just walk down 10 feet, shove your lightsaber into his brainpan and wiggle it around a little?

      because then there are no episodes IV-VII ;-) -- Obi-Wan obviously thought he was left for dead... an agonizing and potentially prolonged death. If I had to suggest a better ending of that scene, it would be for Darth to end up back on the lava barge floating away where Obi-Wan couldn't finish him.

      >The reason C3PO's memory was wiped is because he knew the identity of Luke & Leia, and where they were headed

      He did? I honestly can't remember if he was present during any of that after seeing it twice this weekend. I guess that makes sense, if he fell into the wrong hands he could give them up, I suppose.

      --My wife asked another good question last night: When they buried Padme, did she still appear pregnant? Seems more likely you would have a separate little casket for her (supposedly) dead infant(s).

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      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    36. Re:Extremes... by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      crazyeddie740 sez-
      I did find myself wondering why OWK didn't just kill DV on the lava slope. Not because DV is a Bad Guy, but because OWK's former friend and comrade is lying there, still alive, on fire, short all four limbs. Why not just walk down 10 feet, shove your lightsaber into his brainpan and wiggle it around a little? He'd probably thank you. I could see OWK bugging out because some burning debris was falling down or something, but no. OWK just leaves his evil former friend still alive, burning to death.

      I think Jedi are stuck on not mercy killing people. Plus Obi-Wan the entire duel seemed to hold back a little bit even towards the very end. He didn't want to kill Anakin from the get go, and was trying that one last time to pull him from the brink. He had to let him die, but didn't want to do it himself. Not necessarily out of cowardice, but out of a last shred of friendship.

    37. Re:Extremes... by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      Terrible nerdy nitpick, but it's "Only the Sith speak in absolutes."

      Which is intself an absolute... Yoda = Sith!!!

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    38. Re:Extremes... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I agree fully, and actually told my boss today that Sith is "every bit as good as Empire" in recommending he see it. Although I will probably be patient and wait for a special edition trilogy boxed set for the prequels, I will own this one.

    39. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, it was worth my TIME

      Holy crap, it MUST suck! :-)

    40. Re:Extremes... by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      On the episode 2 dvd, there are some deleted scenes between Anakin and Padme, that I think really would have added to the movie in helping to explain why exactly she was falling in love with Anakin.

      Exactly! I'm glad someone else noticed this. Those scenes (and the removal of a couple like the 'surfing' one you mentioned) made the whole romance make so much more sense. Without them Padme goes from 'I hate you' to 'Your the funny little kid I met on Tatooine' to 'I want to jump your bones!'. Nice geek fantasy but not realistic :)

    41. Re:Extremes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deal. Deal in absolutes. FWIW.

    42. Re:Extremes... by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      I don't remember if C3PO knew everything. I'm just guessing.

      Padme did look pregnant, but I don't think it was part of a deception. IANAD, but I think it takes a little while for a woman to go back to normal after giving birth. I also haven't had personal experience on the matter either, so I'm just guessing here.

    43. Re:Extremes... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my wife says she remembers that 3p0 would probably have known enough to potentially be able to reveal clues that might lead the empire to Luke & Leia. Seems interesting now to realize that R2 was left intact and had knowledge of the backstory all through the original trilogy (but never again used his jets).

      As far a Padme in the casket -- yeah, it does take some time for the abdomen to return to normal size after childbirth (my wife went through this twice and it took a couple months). Although, she was carrying more or less full-term twins but it sure didn't look like either before or after she was dead.

      Since they wanted to hide the fact that Anakin's offspring had survived, I would have thought they would have a little closed casket in the procession to emphasize the point.

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      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    44. Re:Extremes... by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      It's possible that R2's jets just got damaged somewhere in the 18+ years between Eps III and IV. Rebellions aren't noted for having large repair budgets, and I somehow suspect R2 might have had his warranty voided somewhere along the line...

    45. Re:Extremes... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      I know this thread is long cold, but I just came across this and felt like posting it. I do remember this dialog now...

      YODA: Pregnant, she must still appear. Hidden, safe, the children must be kept.

      OBI-WAN: We must take them somewhere the Sith will not sense their presence.

      YODA: Split up, they should be.

      BAIL ORGANA: My wife and I will take the girl. We've always talked of adopting a baby girl. She will be loved with us.

      OBI-WAN: And what of the boy?

      YODA: To Tatooine. To his family, send him.

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      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  8. jar jar...ugh. by sheaman · · Score: 0

    when i saw jar jar, i got so angry. glad he didn't speak at all though. they had some good and some bad special effects. like, i mean, some of that old 2D effect stuff didn't work too good in there.

  9. Possibly? by anonicon · · Score: 1

    "What has Lucas done to the possibly tattered remains of my childhood?"

    Possibly? I take it you missed the first two stops on the Jar Jar Binks Ruination Tour?

    I'll catch "Sith" when it comes out on video.

    1. Re:Possibly? by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Lucas has totally redeemed himself for the aberrations known as Episode I & Episode II.

      Go see it on the big screen.
      Trust me on this one.

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    2. Re:Possibly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jar Jar appears twice in the third film (maybe 10 seconds of total screen time), and has absolutely no lines. Not even an irritating squeal.

    3. Re:Possibly? by Mortlath · · Score: 1
      I'm almost positive that Jar Jar softly said "'scuse me" as he walked by in the beginning of the movie.

      Am I the only one who heard (or thought he heard) that?

  10. Human physics by uchi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I thought the special effects were astounding in Episode III, I felt something was sorely lacking with the physics when applied to humans. It seemed as if he didn't even try to make it seem realistic.
    For example, when Obi Wan and Anakin were fighting Dooku near the beginning, Dooku decided to do a flip off of a balcony type thing to get to the lower level. This looked horrible. There was no acceleration invovled in his fall, and his flip randomly sped up slightly while in mid air. Of course, he was a Jedi master, so he can probably do that, but I really doubt they had that in mind when creating that scene. Did anyone else notice examples of this?

    1. Re:Human physics by mad_ian · · Score: 1

      Look at Yoda in Episode II.
      The actively use the force to control their bodies in motion. Yoda doesn't have the physical prowess to do much of the fighting he does, but by manipulation of the force, he can.

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    2. Re:Human physics by jamie · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Did anyone else notice examples of this?

      Yes. Every scene where anyone did anything like that.

      Which is to say, most of the movie. In Spiderman 1 and 2 the defying-physics stuff actually worked because it gave Spiderman a kind of half-alien insecty twitch. Every CG actor in Sith, flipping and flying around, just looked CG.

      The fight choreography was terrible too. Whether in close quarters or the middle of an empty room, apparently light-saber fights look identical, nothing but big flashy sweeping strokes. Compare to the trailer swordfight in Kill Bill 2, or the bathroom martial arts combat in Unleashed.

    3. Re:Human physics by lheal · · Score: 1

      Dear mr uchi (534979):

      1. Suspend your disbelief. Enjoy the movie.

      2. Yes, Dooku was a Sith Lord (not "Jedi Master") and able to do all kinds of wacky telekinetic tricks. Jedi Masters are capable of similar feats, and should not be seen as constrained by such mundane things as Newtonian physics.

      Liberal application of items 1 and 2 will lead away from many dark areas of confusion for you.

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    4. Re:Human physics by Jott42 · · Score: 1

      This does not only apply to CG special effects, but also to the very popular "flying-in-wires", popularised by the chinese action movies. It makes me cringe every time. A love a good swordfight, but most of the chinese ones are unwatchable due to their wierd physics. And then we shold not begin speking of the latest Hollywood action movies...

    5. Re:Human physics by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

      The flipping Dooku was very obviously CG. I didn't even have to look for it to notice it. You could easily see when it switched from actor to CG back to actor. I've got no problem with them using CG to make the characters do things that the actors can't do, but it shouldn't be so obvious. The flip really did look fake. They should've done a better job with the CG and had better transitions. Fortunately most of the CG is pretty good, that scene was the only one that stood out to me.

    6. Re:Human physics by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

      don't be such a nerd. its a friggin' movie. don't overanalyze it like that. its art, and storytelling, and therefore realistic science of the physics of a sith lord falling during a lightsaber duel don't actually apply.

      ...But because i'm a nerd too, and if you must pick it apart, then I shall do so back at you: they were on a giant friggin' star ship run almost entirely by droids, and therefore, the fact that they weren't on earth could always effect gravity physics not behaving as it would in your back yard.

      (italics for things that DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST, thereby negating physical reality paralels.)

    7. Re:Human physics by DavidNWelton · · Score: 4, Funny

      I liked the bit in the opening space shoot em up where R2 kills the bad droid that is latched onto someone's fighter craft, and the dead droid hulk is slowly "blown" backwards and off the spaceship, presumably by "space wind"?

    8. Re:Human physics by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Um, when you see a pair of sword fighters battling it out in mid-air, why on earth would you expect the physics to be normal? They're flying, for pity's sake! Without wings, or engines! How do you know the physics aren't perfectly correct, for sword fighters with flying superpowers?? You may as well complain about the physics of Superman!

    9. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just brainstorming here, but fencing, broadsword, or katana styles wouldn't work with light sabres. You need to be keenly aware that there is no guard on the sword because any guard would be sliced off, as would be your hand!

      So, wouldn't this demand a slashing style?

    10. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      View the Emperor and the Assassin if you have not yet, it does not depict impossible feats and presents a story worthy of the time required to watch and understand it; that is, once if you are familiar with Chinese history and specifically the waring states period, twice otherwise.

    11. Re:Human physics by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      I noticed it when Annakin jumped up in the stopped elevator. He went up much too fast.

    12. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When several Jedi were flying through Coruscant in one of those open-sided craft, everyone's hair stayed perfectly still.

    13. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Sith a tiny branch of Dark Jedi, which are half of the Jedi (Light side and darks side?!?!)

      Don't correct people when you, yourself, are incorrect.

    14. Re:Human physics by BeeRockxs · · Score: 4, Informative

      AFAIR, the battle takes place in the upper atmosphere, not in space.

    15. Re:Human physics by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      That's par for the course for Jedi though--just re-watch ESB when Luke jumps out of the carbonite pit.

    16. Re:Human physics by imperious_rex · · Score: 1

      Did anybody notice how, when fighting it out a hellishly hot volcano planet, nobody was even sweating??? I guess it just doesn't get very hot when dueling in front of a blue screen...

    17. Re:Human physics by ettlz · · Score: 1

      My goodness, you're concerned about the physics in Star Wars? Since when has that been a priority for George Lucas (or the target audience)? Star Wars is barely even science fiction; it's a fairy tale (like Shrek). This is the film where Harrison Ford bombs it halfway across the Galaxy going "point five" past lightspeed and Obi Wan K holds a conversation in real-time across a distance of about 20,000 light-years. What's that all about?! And how come he could tell that Alderaan was blown up the moment it happened in the Galaxy frame? Is The Force non-causal or something? Is Rupert Sheldrake Lucas's science advisor? Why the hell didn't Obi Wan simply choose a frame where it happens in his future, and prevent the disaster?! Damn!

    18. Re:Human physics by theskullboy · · Score: 0

      such mundane things as Newtonian physics

      Newtonian physics is not some "mundane" thing. It is the basis for many of our sciences, so just because you're telling someone to suspend disbelief, do not undermine Newtonian Physics. I agree in suspending disbelief, but that las comment is bound to anger the science geeks (such as myself).

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    19. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternately, if the spacecraft was accelerating, there may be a similar effect.

      -Kell

    20. Re:Human physics by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      2. Yes, Dooku was a Sith Lord (not "Jedi Master") and able to do all kinds of wacky telekinetic tricks. Jedi Masters are capable of similar feats, and should not be seen as constrained by such mundane things as Newtonian physics.

      Actually I believe Dooku was a Jedi Master before he was a Sith Lord.

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    21. Re:Human physics by lheal · · Score: 1

      It's my understanding, though I am a mere neophyte in these matters, that the Jedi were one sect and the Sith another, wholly different, sect.

      There are references in other episodes, but note in Episode III the way in which one attains the rank of Jedi Master. The Jedi Council awards the rank. Surely Dooku would not have been awarded the rank of Jedi Master.

      It's not the same religion, any more than e.g., Satanism and Judaism are the same, even though they share the same lore.

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    22. Re:Human physics by samael · · Score: 1

      The ships are clearly in the upper atmosphere, not in space itself.

    23. Re:Human physics by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Additionally, a lightsabre has no cutting edge. Any part of the blade in any direction is equally destructive.

    24. Re:Human physics by lheal · · Score: 1

      >Newtonian physics is not some "mundane" thing.

      irony:

      NOUN: pl. ironies
      1a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See synonyms at wit1. 2a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" (Richard Kain). b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic. 3. Dramatic irony. 4. Socratic irony.

      Now, reread my post.

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    25. Re:Human physics by ray9x · · Score: 1

      Yes. Apparently, Jedis don't sweat. Hm... that should be the new tagline for Axe deodorant. "Axe: Strong enough for a Jedi, but made for a man." Or something.

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    26. Re:Human physics by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      You should know that "mundane" also means "relating to this world" (from latin mundus, "world").

      So by definition all physics is mundane, in a very literal way. You could see this as the honor of recognicing the very nature of this science.

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    27. Re:Human physics by Highlander · · Score: 1

      Doesn't mean you can't start in one and go to the other.

      I believe that in Episode II it is specifically mentioned that Dooku was Yoda's apprentice, and I think (but i'm fuzzy on this one) that Qui-Jon may have been Dooku's apprentice.

      He was definitely a Jedi at some point.

      H

    28. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The physics were not good I agree.
      The fight scenes were passible - but unfortunately with work like the Matrix (especially Reloaded: the freeway accident scene) and the amazing physics of Pixar's The Incredibles, it has become a huge challenge for animators to improve or even come close to matching work at these standards.
      Another unwelcome moment is the River of Lava scene - again physics problems mean the balancing of the actors on whatever that was they were riding on was very wrong (unless the floaty box thing weighed about sixty tons!)

      Take a look at the Incredibles, the scene where Bob first lands on Nomanisan Island, and takes on the Omnidroid 9.0 - fantastic work here.

    29. Re:Human physics by SmokeSerpent · · Score: 1

      Aside from the battle probably being in the upper atmosphere, as others have said, the ships are also under constant acceleration throughout the sequence.

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    30. Re:Human physics by McSpace · · Score: 1

      I seriously hope that someday a brave enough director would hire a physicist and actually listen to him on what is physically possible in a real or fictional scenario unless a fictional reason is stated clearly enough. So that the viewer is not dumbfounded by the scene.

      But than again who paid attention in physics class anyway.

    31. Re:Human physics by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      They are also accellerating....

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    32. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what's up with all the "hoooweeee" sounds the droids keep screaming in the first battle scene? Talk about annoying sound effects...

    33. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if there is a mild force being applied to the droids by acceleration or the upper atmosphere, why are the droids not affected by it until 2 seconds after they are disabled? If I remember correctly, they don't noticeably secure themselves to the ship when they land on it.

      More importantly, why make a missle that shoots out droids who try to disassemble the ship? Why not just have the missle disassemble the ship through the more traditional method of making a missle that goes bang.

    34. Re:Human physics by uchi · · Score: 1

      Dear mr lheal (86013):

      1. I did suspend my belief, which is why I did not mention the fact that they were located on a giant spaceship orbiting some planet. That is surely unbelieveable, but its a movie.

      2. Sorry about the terminology mistake. Of course they can do all kinds of wacky telekinetic tricks, but it makes me wonder why they don't do them ALL the time? If he has no qualms about using the force to do something as mundane as flipping over a rail to attempt to show off, why doesn't he just float everywhere?

    35. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might have been possible if the ship was accelerating, in which case the droid could have been "tending to stay at a constant speed".

    36. Re:Human physics by Artana+Niveus+Corvum · · Score: 1

      Supposedly (and apparently) they used a combination of styles. My primary experiece is with kenjutsu (katana style as you put it) with some secondary work in european fencing... I must say they very often used stances and strokes from both, though very often at extremely high speeds that wouldn't be possible with a weapon with a blade that weighed more than nothing. I saw the kenjutsu upper attitude Jodan no Kamae used no fewer than three times by a sabre duelist in episode III

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    37. Re:Human physics by wickedsun · · Score: 1

      They were in space, or else the ship would not ignite when they fall down.

    38. Re:Human physics by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I just thought the fighter craft was accelerating at the time, in which case you would see the droid fall off like that since it's no longer attached to the hull.

      Then again space craft in most movies move like they're in atmosphere (eg they bank when turning, etc)

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    39. Re:Human physics by Makoss · · Score: 1
      I challenge you to name any branch of science that Newtonian physics forms the bassis for. Unless you are speaking of things only on the order of f = ma and conservation of momentum and such.

      Unless of course you mean the first thing many people are taught when going into the study of several sciences. But that has a lot more to do with it's being an ok approximation and really easy (and thus a good first thing to learn) then any sort of truth to it.

      I'm in agreement with the other posters about your objection to the word mundane, but I also think your entire reasoning is flawed.

      Though being such a good approximation, it would have been nice if either:

      1) They followed it

      2) More note were make that the force lets them do it

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    40. Re:Human physics by Reziac · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I agree -- the lightsabre fights, while pretty and exciting, don't hold up well under analysis. Of course, they didn't have Bob Anderson choreographing them this time, either.

      I'd also whine about how the laws of physics seem to be entirely negated with respect to the small starfighters. We're zipping along at several thousand meters per second, yet we can scrape our S-foils together without being instantly pulverized?

      Lucas based his original space duels on footage of World War (1? 2?) dogfights, but apparently he never updated his understanding beyond the prop-plane era.

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    41. Re:Human physics by DarthTaco · · Score: 1

      droid hulk is slowly "blown" backwards and off the spaceship, presumably by "space wind"?

      Yeah, that bothered me too. That and when the ship tilted, everyone was thrown to one side. Both are explainable, but you shouldn't have to do extracurricular explanations to validate a movie.

      If the ship with the dead droid had accelerated, it would give the illusion of it falling off, but as I recall it appeared to be flapping in the wind a little bit.

      The ship tilting causing everyone to fall could be explained by the planet's gravity, if we assume that the whole battle sequence wasn't orbiting so much as wasting fuel by maintaining position. Or maybe something weird happend to it's gravity generator or whatever.

      Anyway, I'm watching a little bit of episode 2 right now, and man, I forgot how bad the dialogue was in that one. In Ep 3 it's actually not bad. A few bad things here and their, but mostly I didn't notice.

    42. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd also whine about how the laws of physics seem to be entirely negated with respect to the small starfighters. We're zipping along at several thousand meters per second, yet we can scrape our S-foils together without being instantly pulverized?
      Apparently you have forgotten even basic physics! It is the speed of the two objects relative to each other that matters, not their absolute speed. For practical purposes, if two objects are moving at the same speed, on the same trajectory (ie, if they are moving together) then their absolute speed simply is not a factor in how these two objects interact with each other. If that were not true, then we'd all instantly go flying off into space, because the earth is not standing still, either, it's whizzing around the sun at high speed, the sun is whizzing around the galactic core at high speed, the galaxy is zooming off on its own course at high speed, etc. Since Luke and Obi-Wan are flying right next to each other at the same speed moving in the same direction, their relative speed difference is nill. Ergo, a slight wing nudge is not going to pulverize either of them.

      Lucas based his original space duels on footage of World War (1? 2?) dogfights, but apparently he never updated his understanding beyond the prop-plane era.
      He deliberately based the original Star Wars space combat scenes on WWII fighter dogfights from old movies. No secret there. Star Wars space fights have never, ever been realistic and never were intended to be. There's no sound in space, for instance. Fighters wouldn't bank and swoop as though they were in atmosphere; they'd be able to spin around on a dime, and they'd have to decelerate in order to stop, all things that they definitely don't do in Star Wars.
    43. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they can do all kinds of wacky telekinetic tricks, but it makes me wonder why they don't do them ALL the time? If he has no qualms about using the force to do something as mundane as flipping over a rail to attempt to show off, why doesn't he just float everywhere?

      Because using the force takes mental energy... if they wasted their energy floating all the time, they wouldn't have the energy for a light saber fight should one arise! ...Or atleaste that's what I tell myself...

    44. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why you were disappointed with the film. I just went to see it this afternoon and thought it was the best Star Wars I've seen in two decades. Maybe the theatre you went to had a projection problem? Because the CG was way better and way more believable in this film than the previous two.

      Ultimately, I have to believe you decided not to suspend disbelief. I don't why you chose to resist allowing yourself into this story. But it was there and so were all the elements that made Star Wars a great film to begin with.

      Well, I have to say it is your loss. Lucas finally did it. You should have been there to see it.

    45. Re:Human physics by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, they were accelerating....?

      What concerned me more was the fact that after entering the atmosphere Anakin concluded they were "really picking up speed!"
      Friction anyone?
      I suppose what he meant to say was "now were really picking up parsecs!"

    46. Re:Human physics by disntrstd · · Score: 0

      Could just be the ship accelerating.

    47. Re:Human physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually when the ship that Anakin and Obi-wan are in starts diving towards the planet, Obi-wan says "We've just entered the atmosphere". That's 10 minutes after the space wind blows away the robots.
      Although, the explosions in space and close range use of lasers don't seem to bother me.

    48. Re:Human physics by Reziac · · Score: 1

      But unless every factor is in perfect sync (highly unlikely in a high-speed 3-dimensional space battle, where both parties are dodging debris to boot), merely ticking one another is enough -- witness what has happened to precision-sync flying teams when one jet has barely nudged another. Yeah, it can be done, but it's a long ways from a "safe" stunt.

      And in the original film, there is more concession to reality -- when two fast-moving objects doink one another, the less-massy one gets bounced or damaged.

      As to the "sound in space" thing, that's become the convention simply because (as ST's producers realised back in 1966) otherwise it "looks dull" on the 2D screen, tho I think Lucas overdoes it. -- But I've had the notion were space battles reality, our combat computers might produce simulated "passing traffic" sounds, to alert us to where other craft are at without needing visuals.

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    49. Re:Human physics by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and there was SOUND, even though they were in space! there is no sound in space, so what's up with that?!

      Seriously, why is it OK to have sound in space, but having things "blowing backwards" in space is a big no-no? Is it because it would look stupid without sound? Well, it looked cooler when the droids blew backwards off the spaceship. What's the difference?

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    50. Re:Human physics by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Dooku was a mere Sith apprentice, not a Sith lord.

      You are right however that he was a jedi master before that, trained by Yoda no less.

    51. Re:Human physics by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I suggest you watch battlestar galactica, while not perfect, it is a lot more realistic with regards to such things, and actually one of the first times that this was tried and done succesfully while also staying interesting to watch.

    52. Re:Human physics by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Another unwelcome moment is the River of Lava scene - again physics problems mean the balancing of the actors on whatever that was they were riding on was very wrong

      If you expect realistic physics, that's the smallest of the problems with that scene.

      Anyone surrounded by Lava that closely and ESPECIALLY being right above it would be roasted very quickly, if not burst into flame immediately. What happened to Annie in the end should have happened to everyone right at the beginning. Lava is REALLY FRIGGIN HOT, and hot air goes upwards.

      The same goes for the scene inside the Mountain of Doom in RotK, by the way.

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    53. Re:Human physics by revlee · · Score: 1

      Speaking of R2 riding in the ships, was anyone else reminded of a toaster whenever R2 would pop out after the ship landed?

    54. Re:Human physics by Minute+Work · · Score: 1

      Possible explanation: He wasn't "blown" back by "space wind". If the dead droid wasn't attached to the figher craft, then when the fighter craft accelerates, it would leave the dead droid behind. This may give the illusion of being "blown" but its just a case of one object accelerating past another.

    55. Re:Human physics by rogerzilla · · Score: 1

      2001 was one of the few space films to get the physics largely correct. It looks weird though, so SF filmmakers have to invent stuff like artificial gravity (not the 2001 type that's obviously created by rotation) and the sound of laser light.

    56. Re:Human physics by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I thought it was interesting in Episode II, the way Count Dooku gives a very western style salute with his lightsaber. I don't recall whether it was before fighting Obi-Wan and Anakin, or before fighting Yoda. His lightsaber also looked had a bend to it, like the orthopedic grip on many epees and foils.

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    57. Re:Human physics by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Dooku was a mere Sith apprentice, not a Sith lord.

      http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/starwarsep isode3.html

      Perhaps we saw a different movie, but I saw this as the crawler in the beginning. Which very clearly states that Count Dooku (Darth Tyranus) was in fact a Sith Lord.

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    58. Re:Human physics by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Hmm, yes, you are right of course. He was no master but still a lord.

    59. Re:Human physics by Jott42 · · Score: 1

      I am not aware of any block used with the japanese swords that uses the guard as a stop. It is far to unreliable for that.

      Regarding european style medieval fencing, John Clemens writes in "Medivel Swordmanship" that "...the function of the wide medieval cross-guards seems ot have been for preventing the user's hand from slamming into or hitting against the flat of an opponents shield". And as the Jedi knights do not use shields, there is no real use for a guard.

  11. Viewing Order by XanC · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You can't start at the beginning, because all of the others rely on the introductions in 4. Episode 1 assumes you know what the "force" is, for example, whereas Obi-Wan explains it to us in 4. And many of the twists in the original trilogy are presented neatly and cleanly in the prequels. My current thinking is that the best order is:

    4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6

    So that after "Empire", at the end of which Vader reveals he's Luke's father, we take a detour and get to the back-story: where he came from, the source of the Rebellion and the Empire, and his fall to the dark side.

    It's all leading up to the climactic finish where the prequels allow us to better appreciate the scope of the triumph: the Sith destroyed, republican government reinstated, and Anakin redeemed.

    1. Re:Viewing Order by LucBorg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're order is probably the best way to watch the saga.

    2. Re:Viewing Order by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 1

      That does seem to be good sense...

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    3. Re:Viewing Order by foxhound01 · · Score: 1, Funny

      wow, thats the same firing order as the spark plugs in my trucks engine have... but as far as the viewing order, i think i would just omit episode 1 from the list completely and read a review for it.

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    4. Re:Viewing Order by xPsi · · Score: 1

      Clearly the only objective thing to do is to conduct scientific experiments and force 6!=720 younglings to each watch a unique permutation of all the STAR WARS movies.

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    5. Re:Viewing Order by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      It's all leading up to the climactic finish where the prequels allow us to better appreciate the scope of the triumph: the Sith destroyed, republican government reinstated, and Anakin redeemed.

      I thought the Empire was a Republican government...

      Oh, you meant they went back to being a republic which is entirely different. And you meant that fictional world and not ours...

      Nevermind.

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    6. Re:Viewing Order by michaelnz · · Score: 1

      The problem with your viewing order though is that it completely removes the impact of Yoda's revelation of Leia as Luke's sister. Those going into Return of the Jedi would already know that they're brother and sister.

      Why allow the lesser film to do that to the greater? Seems a better order would be 4,5,1,2,6,3 or even sequentially at 4,5,6,1,2,3.

    7. Re:Viewing Order by XanC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      True. You're going to have to lose something, no matter what.

      Personally, I'm willing to sacrifice some of the weight of that revelation in order to save the ending of the whole story for the end.

    8. Re:Viewing Order by sznupi · · Score: 1

      What do you think about order of watchinf them if somebody didn't see any of them yet? (yep, possible in the world outside the US)

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    9. Re:Viewing Order by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      You want an aggregate opinion, so it would be more like 6! focus groups of younglings to watch each permutation. Plus there have been suggestions made at your post's peer level that at least I and II should be thrown out entirely, which would add to the difficulty.

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    10. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mediocre attempt at a joke. The original poster was actually correct. Look at the first two definitions. You're shooting for the third.

    11. Re:Viewing Order by kmcneely · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You still get that moment at the end of Episode III though, so it's not lost entirely.

    12. Re:Viewing Order by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

      Pretty good. That was my 1st thought,too. However, the very stong dramatic link between 5 and 6 suggest to me that 4, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 may be best.

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    13. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4,5,6,3...

      then 1,2, The Ewok Adventure, Ewoks: The Battle for Endor, the Star Wars holiday special and finally Spaceballs.

    14. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 5, Yoda reveals that there is another Skywalker. So the revelation that Luke has a twin sister in III still carries some weight.

    15. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this wouldn't work... it would look like a "french" movie...

    16. Re:Viewing Order by Snaller · · Score: 1

      You can't start at the beginning, because all of the others rely on the introductions in 4. Episode 1 assumes you know what the "force" is, for example, whereas Obi-Wan explains it to us in 4.

      He explains it with vauge waffle - "it surounds us and binds us together" - oh yeah. QuiGonJin mumbles enough about this to explain why he wants the kid. Its not as there is a "real" explanation as it is.

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    17. Re:Viewing Order by Garabito · · Score: 1

      My current thinking is that the best order is:

      4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6

      If you have seen "21 grams", any order will do fine.

    18. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 5, Yoda reveals that there is another Skywalker. So the revelation that Luke has a twin sister in III still carries some weight.

      Not just a twin sister, a twin sister named Leia.

    19. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, he just says there's another potential Jedi.

      The only clue it's Leia is when Luke manages to telepathically communicate with Leia while he hangs off the bottom of the cloud city towards the end of the movie. At that point, while that's a strong clue it's Leia that's the other potential Jedi, there's no suggestion Leia and Luke are related.

    20. Re:Viewing Order by Medieval_Gnome · · Score: 1

      But then the revelation of Darth Vader being Luke's father is ruined. It's a hard call to make, although I like the 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6 idea.

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    21. Re:Viewing Order by Golias · · Score: 1

      No, he just says there's another potential Jedi.

      He doesn't even say "Jedi."

      Obi-Wan: "That boy is our last hope."

      Yoda: "No. There is another."

      Yoda obviously didn't mean "another boy," so what he was saying is, there's "another hope." No reference to it being a Jedi, and certainly no clue to it being a Skywalker.

      (IIRC, Lucas didn't settle on the idea of Liea being Luke's sister until he needed a plot device to lure Luke towards the dark side in the big final showdown with Vader.)

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    22. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, get 6! focus groups of younglings to watch each permutation, but mind wipe them after they review each order! Don't forget a final mind wipe for them if you don't want them to sue.

    23. Re:Viewing Order by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      But wiping is so messy.

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    24. Re:Viewing Order by nathan118 · · Score: 1

      Not to sound like a smart ass, but what about this:

      1,2,3,4,5,6

      durrrrr

    25. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't watch them...watch some Akira Kurosawa movies or something instead

    26. Re:Viewing Order by Mythicman · · Score: 1

      Except Lucas DID change the character of The Force in Episode I. He couldn't leave it as a simple mystical power which can be interacted with by the select few. He had to over-explain it, and create the Midichlorian (sp?) explanation. Why? Why couldn't he leave it as purely mystical where your actual ability to make use of it is a function of your FAITH in its existence and its power? You completely destroy the faith-based aspect when you can freaking MEASURE it on a sensor! He couldn't leave people to draw parallels to God or whatever "power larger than self" one might chose to draw parallels to.

      I'm going to make my own edited versions when I get the DVD's and edit out all references to midichlorians....

    27. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife hasn't seen them yet :) She's only 26!

    28. Re:Viewing Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to sound like a smart ass, but

      You don't - you sound like a dumb ass.

  12. NOOO by u-238 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is what Lucas had to say about Yoda, when they introduced him in The Empire Strikes Back:

    That was like a real leap

    beacuse if that puppet had not worked

    the whole film would have been down the tubes

    it just, you know woulda been a disaster, it would've been a silly little muppet...

    the whole movie would've collapsed under the weight of it.


    (quote from the bonus feature DVD in the original trilogy box set)

    Now, apply this quote to what Hayden Christensen has done to Darth Vader, one of the most memorable and recognizable villains in all of cinema history, and what do you get?

    1. Re:NOOO by mattOzan · · Score: 1
      Yeah, Hayden, put that on your resume:
      • Outclassed in Star Wars saga by a muppet.
    2. Re:NOOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An actual actor instead of a cheap plastic mask?

      And BTW, Yoda always did look retarded. Puppets as main characters is always a bad idea.

    3. Re:NOOO by jbplou · · Score: 1

      Your too hard on Hayden he did a good job in Episode 3, in my opinion the second best of all the Star Wars next to Empire Strikes Back.

    4. Re:NOOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I never could take Yoda seriously because he sounded too much like Grover (same muppeteer).

    5. Re:NOOO by swansmt · · Score: 0

      The front cover of GQ magazine.

    6. Re:NOOO by Snaller · · Score: 1

      What do we get?

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    7. Re:NOOO by yodaj007 · · Score: 1

      A muppet?

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    8. Re:NOOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the best part of the film. Silly critic. Jealous you are.

    9. Re:NOOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. - Plus, $50 Million dollars says you are wrong.

    10. Re:NOOO by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      My four year old daughter heard Grover on Sesame Street the other day, and asked me why Yoda had blue fur.

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  13. Re:But where did you watch it? by null+etc. · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Want to see something funny? Browse the prior Slashdot article regarding SWE3/BitTorrent at threshold 5. Do you see any Score 5:Insightful posts supporting copyright at all? No.

    Now browse at threshold -1, and look for Score -1:Troll. AH, there's all the posts supporting copyright!

    This place truly amazes me sometimes.

  14. Quiz: by posternutbaguk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    A: If you are a star wars fan, goto C, otherwise go to B

    B: Are you a fan of eye-candy?
    Yes: It looks nice. Terrible dialog
    No: Zzzzzz

    C: Are you a fan of eye-candy?
    Yes: You are going to wet yourself!
    No: Enjoyable, but the screenplay sucks

    1. Re:Quiz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D: Profit

  15. Death Star by iriefrank · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is it me, or is the Death Star shown at the end of Episode III way too complete? At the beginning of Episode IV, there is some doubt about whether the station is fully operational, but there is a full skeleton of the Death Star visible at the end of III. Surely this is a mistake, just for continuity's sake. The DS could not have taken 16-18 years (as long as it takes Luke and Leia to grow up) to complete!

    1. Re:Death Star by XanC · · Score: 1

      Especially since they built the second Death Star in no time flat (relatively)...

    2. Re:Death Star by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Funny

      Insiders know that the Death Star you see getting started in Episode III is the one they outsourced. Sixteen years later it was still basically a clusterfuq, way over budget and late as hell but management decided to go live with it, against the protests of the totally skilled local Imperial Base Makers (who claim that the outsource companies don't know a damn thing about building Death Stars.)

      Wait until Episode IV to see how well it holds up. Everybody (ie, the local Imperial Base Makers with experience and professional training) knows to put in defenses against snub fighters, so that shouldn't be a problem.

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    3. Re:Death Star by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      It's not clear how long the time lapse is between the creation of the black-suited vader and the end of the film. But more likely it was just a visual to try to tie things together. If you're looking for truly tight script continuity then you've come to the wrong movie.

    4. Re:Death Star by Omega037 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they followed the 3D Realms(makers of DNF) model to make the original Death Star.

      They started work on it quick, it started to look good, but then halfway done they decided it wasn't good enough and restarted from scratch. Repeat.

    5. Re:Death Star by hazem · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was like it was in Contact... they were already building DeathStar II while the first one was being built?

      When spending government money, why build only one when you can build two for twice the cost?

    6. Re:Death Star by Mercedes308 · · Score: 1

      I'm not even a Star Wars fan, but anyway.... The time it takes to complete the death star might be indicitive of the relative stability and industrial might at the time. So the first Death Star was laid down and commisioned when the the empire was new and still consolidating, whilst the second one began during or after the construction of the first when the bureaucratic and military control of the empire was more solid. Or they could have just fucked it up.

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    7. Re:Death Star by BoneFlower · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Possibilities:

      That wasn't the Death Star, but a smaller scale prototype device to test out some of the technologies and construction techniques.

      It was the Death Star, but due to the newness of the technology involved, it took a great deal of time to construct, much more time than Death Star II, which was simply a somewhat bigger example of the same technology. Real world parralel here- the first time you built a computer, it probably took a lot longer than it would take you now right?

      Possible parralel with the Babylon project in Babylon 5- it took them quite some time to get a working station. Perhaps the Death Star was beset by engineering failures and sabotage along the way before they finally got one operational? As mentioned above, new things take longer to build than new examples of old things, simply because it is new. Compound this by running into unexpected engineering or construction failures, or sabotage, and things can take very long indeed.

      Palpatine didn't disband the Senate until A New Hope. Presumably, the Senate did have some power over the budget and policy until then- not as much as it used to, but some. To divert funds for such a large secret project would raise lots of questions among fairly powerful individuals. They simply couldn't divert funds to get it done any faster than 15-20 years without tipping off the Senate, which may have still had the authority and/or influence to take down Palpatine, or at least make his rule more difficult. The second Death Star, however, would not be created under those restrictions. Palpatine had unlimited authority by that point, and if he wanted to divert fifty billion credits for a battle station, he could do so and just kill anyone that asked why.

      It was the Death Star, but not right after the previous scene- a flash forward scene to the construction project a few years prior to the Battle of Yavin.

    8. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well ignoring how long it took to make DS2, just consider how goddamn huge that thing is. With thousands upon thousands of people building that thing, it still doesn't seem unreasonable to take 16 years to complete.

    9. Re:Death Star by bradbury · · Score: 1
      Ah, but master XanC you do not understand the power of nanotechnology. If you have the designs, then the construction of a second Death Star is a relatively trivial operation. As pointed out in the Planet Disassembly discussion taking apart massive objects isn't really that difficult (or time consuming). So once one has done it once doing it again isn't a very big deal. Far more difficult is navigating a Death Star from solar system to solar system. Unless you invoke magic physics the time required for this isn't going to change. So one can quite probably turn out Death Stars at a high rate -- but transporting them to "reluctant" to join the Empire systems may be quite a lengthy process.

      So there may be no real barrier for "Death Stars" showing up on the door step of future worlds even in episodes VII-IX. They just got a late start in the interstellar travel queue.

    10. Re:Death Star by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Well, two things:

      First, that scene could have been later, several years after the other events. The uniforms were different after all.

      Second, it could take 18 years to build a deathstar. The second one would just have to be started while the first one was still being built (or better construction techniques were developed allowing the second one to be built faster). This could explain why Palapatine was not on the first deathstar when it was destroyed, he was overseeing work on the second.

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    11. Re:Death Star by benjaminchoate · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually the first 3 death stars were destroyed in episodes 3.3, 3.6 and 3.9 during the wacky adventures of Nimrod Bangalore: Rebel Extroardinaire, and his zany sidekick Jumba-Jumba! Watch as plot holes are patched and everything finally makes sense! This is what you've finally been waiting for!

    12. Re:Death Star by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Unless you consider that maybe they started one, and then started the other while the first was started. Though if you figure that Luke Skywalker was say 18 at the time of Episode IV, then the it took 16-18 years to do the little part of the Death Star that was left? How long did it take to build total? 50-70 years? How long does it take to build one of those Super Star Destroyers?

      It really makes me think Lucas didn't watch his original movies, and write down stuff. Time lines, etc, etc..........

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    13. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just like John Hurt says in "Contact". "First rule of government procurement: Why buy one when you can have two at twice the price?"

      So, the Empire gave the contract for the 2nd Death Star to Japan in exchange for some the more lucrative sub-contracts. Thus, when Luke blows up the 1st Death Star by firing Jake Busey at the unshielded port, the backup Death Star was 3/4 complete. It just required that the components be assembled!

    14. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never dealt with in house development.

    15. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing that that was the prototpye.

      You don't just build something like that without making sure it works first!

      Besides my uh... "little brother's" "Illustrated guide to Star Wars ships and vehicles" has an entry for "Death Star protoype".

    16. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it is possible for it to have taken that long to build.

      1. It's "that small moon" to quote Han Solo. "That's no moon, that's a space station" retorted Obi Wan. Remember, this thing is HUGE.

      2. It's made of metal. If it takes a few years to raise a 2000 foot sky scraper that at best is 50% metal, how long will it take to build something nearly 100% metal, with it's own power source?

      3. Transportation of material to the site. Ever tried hauling a few trillion pounds of equipment into space? Understandably space travel is quite advanced, but it still takes an unmeasureable (by our standards) amount of time to get all that up there. Add in the fact that the Empire is under formation, so I'm sure the union labor is all too happy to comply in a hasty manner.

      4. Construction in space. Even though we've done quite well with the ISS, it took forever to build in sections on Earth, then get them up there and assembled. Given that the Death Star was a completely new engineering undertaking, not to mention an engineering marvel of their time, how many construction issues did they run into? How many foreman need to be consulted before taking 50 ton titanium steel beam A and shoving into gigantic hole B and welding?

      BTW, was anyone else disappointed that we didn't get to see Yoda go to Dagobah?

    17. Re:Death Star by Infinityis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with the last possibilty the most likely. Seeing as how the Star Destroyers at the end of III looked different compared to earlier in the movie, and that the uniforms and deck layouts were different as well, I think it is a safe assumption that much time has passed between scenes.

    18. Re:Death Star by dragondm · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe it's Star Wars cannon that there was a prototype Death Star built as a testbed before the the "first" DS seen in Ep. IV

      I suspect that what was shown at the end of ep. III was the prototype.

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    19. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It certainly looked to me that the Death Star at the end of Ep. III was barely more than patches of a
      shell. It could take considerable time to "fill" the bulk of the death star. So I wouldn't say there was "a little part" left.

    20. Re:Death Star by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      I noticed that the Star Destroyers and fighters shown in that scene were different from the ones we'd seen in the rest of the movie. The Star Destroyers were white instead of white and orange or whatever, and IIRC they were structurally different as well; they didn't seem to have the docking bay doors on top like the earlier ones. The fighters were the first ones in the whole movie that had the distinctive TIE roar.

      With entirely new classes of ships in service, it seems likely that the scene took place years after the rest of the events of the movie. No way to tell how many.

      Also, the construction of the second death star may have begun at any time. When something takes that long to construct, it's common (for us anyway) to build many in parallel, and as others have said the better experience and industrial consolodation of the Empire may have reduced the construction time of the second one.

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    21. Re:Death Star by Malor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You gotta realize, that even by Empire standards, the Death Star is unimaginably huge. It would be a titanic feat of engineering to build it. Consider: the Earth has a huge amount of iron in it... if the Death Star were made out of iron, it would require stripping away like a SIXTH of the Earth's ENTIRE MASS to build it. (those numbers are, admittedly, pulled out of thin air and are guesses, but I think they're in the right size range).

      Now, they'd probably go get asteroids and use those, and they'd probably have an enormous assembly fleet, but it would still be an unbelievable amount of work. Doing it in just 20 years would strain even a Galactic Empire. And having the skeleton built is about 0.01% of the whole job. Consider houses... they'll have the frame up in a couple days, but it still takes six months to build. Compare that to the enormous internal volume of a Death Star versus its relatively small surface area.

      The fact that they had a second largely built in just a few more years strikes me as far less believable than the long timeframe to do the first. They would almost have to have started it halfway through the first project.

      Rome wasn't built in a day, and I very much doubt the Death Star was built in a decade.

    22. Re:Death Star by grumling · · Score: 1
      Don't forget, it was a long time ago. They had to reserve tons of mainframe time for getting the engineering drawings plotted. Once the drawings were properly filed and coppied, the second one was a piece of cake.

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    23. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that it's just a movie, right?

    24. Re:Death Star by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1
      I thought of the same thing at first - especially since "Death Star 2" in ROTJ only took the time between films (6 years?) to construct. But, here's my rationalization - the first one took longer to construct because it was the first. By the time they built the second one, they had all the kinks ironed out and could do it a lot faster. Besides, you might remember that they had to "double our efforts" to get Death Star 2 done in time for the Emproers satisfaction. Presumably they weren't that rushed the first time around.

      And yes, I know it's just a movie! :-)

    25. Re:Death Star by InsideTheAsylum · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly, the death star was assembled by a bunch of prison workers whose planet was the first test of the capabilities of that battle station o_O.

      Think about it, how long does it take for someone to assemble a big ass battlestation like that anyways?

    26. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was almost certainly a prototype. If not, then the difference in building times between the two would have to be accountable to expepience. They had never even built one the first time, so the second time was a cake walk comparatively.

    27. Re:Death Star by Malor · · Score: 1

      You do realize that I'm just talking about the internal self-consistency of a plotline, right?

    28. Re:Death Star by Artana+Niveus+Corvum · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly the empire originally commissioned three. The manufacturer couldn't build all three at the same time though so they started on one, then started on another when enough of the first one was done to move it to an alternate facility, etc. So effectively the death star in A New Hope was the second one, the first having been either lost in some sort of accident involving a black hole or some such or hidden in a place SURROUNDED by black holes... it was something like that... the third was already well under construction when the one in Episode IV was destroyed.

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    29. Re:Death Star by mpaque · · Score: 1

      In the UK, first steel is being cut this year for two new aircraft carriers, to be delivered in 2012 and 2015.

      Big projects can take a long time to be completed. Make them government projects to be done by defense contractors, and it can take even longer.

    30. Re:Death Star by SkipRosebaugh · · Score: 1

      Right, except star wars already invokes magic physics. You know, hyperdrive? Given how quickly the death star gets from alderaan to yavin, i think we can safely say that transportation time isn't the issue. Nanotechnology, on the other hand, they probably don't have, not on the level that you suggest.

    31. Re:Death Star by stecoop · · Score: 1

      The only thing that can tie 3 to 4 is a 3.5 to loosen up some details.

      Like

      The said Death Star, 1 took how so many years therefore, must have been building 2 at some point prior to get operational for 6. If so than I ask what battle is being prepaired for with 2 death stars.

      How is Leia a princess and why does she have information that Vader wants to extract from here in 4.

      What does Obi Wan study while prior to 4 to become so powerful. And why did he even tell Vader he would become more powerful if he stuck him down. How does he know this? Clearly "Ben" is in contact with Luke because Luke knows him.

      Too many loose ends. It gave me a headache yet I like to use the pharse "3 completes".

    32. Re:Death Star by jbplou · · Score: 1

      It takes 4 years to build an aircraft carrier now imagine trying to builld something 10,000 larger and more complex, its gonna take some time. Think about the project mangement skills and the materials to build it. Labor management would be a nightmare, plus building it in zero gravity can't be easy since once the thing is big enough it is gonna have a gravitational pull of its own.

    33. Re:Death Star by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      The said Death Star, 1 took how so many years therefore, must have been building 2 at some point prior to get operational for 6. If so than I ask what battle is being prepaired for with 2 death stars.

      You dont get a scale of the Death Star at the end of three, it could of been a small prototype.

      How is Leia a princess and why does she have information that Vader wants to extract from here in 4.

      1) She's the 'daugter' of royalty of Alderaan
      2) Becuase she works for the resistance and had the schematics for the Death Star (which she put into r2)

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    34. Re:Death Star by Mechcozmo · · Score: 2, Informative
      That IS a prototype Death Star. It was built at the Maw facility, a top-secret place surrounded by black holes. It was so remote and secretive they did not know the Emperor was dead until Han Solo and Chewie stuble upon a recon ship the Maw sends out and are captured about 17 years after Endor.

      The prototype was smaller and much less powerful. That was where the super-laser was first designed and perfected. The first REAL Death Star was built around a prison world, using the prisoners as slave labor. After construction was done, there was so much debris in the atmosphere that resupply ships could not get to the prison. And the prisoners couldn't hunt for food because the jungles that surrounded the prison were filled with nasty animals. Eat you alive and stuff.

      The Second Death Star, BTW, had millimeter wide heat dispersion vents instead of the proton-torpedo sized one on the original. It was also increased in size to allow for more of those vents.

      It took longer for the first one to be built because of the prisoner/slave laborers. The second was built with storm-trooper construction crews and droids, so it went faster. Both took a while though... and the second one was only about 60% completed. The living quarters for the crew weren't built yet, only enough for the construction crews to live in were done. The weapons system had a higher priority than the living quarters. Go figure.

      The Star Destroyers that you see in the movie are Victory-class Star Destroyers. They are smaller and can enter an atmosphere. The Imperial-class Star Destroyers are larger and cannot enter an atmosphere. There is an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer that went into production shortly after Yavin. The Super-class Star Destroyer is 9 km long (1 km for an Imperial) and, "bankrupted an entire system" according to one of the books. 4 total built, all destroyed but 1 which was captured by the New Republic.

      Leia's adoptive father and mother were the King and Queen of Alderaan. That's why the dad is in the Senate (and later Leia). They are the Royal Family. Luke gets it in the shorts and is stuck on the armpit of the galaxy.

    35. Re:Death Star by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I don't think the Empire has problems with labor management. I'm pretty sure they practice slavery, and in the extended universe it's established that they enslaved the Wookiees.

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    36. Re:Death Star by Snaller · · Score: 1

      The DS could not have taken 16-18 years (as long as it takes Luke and Leia to grow up) to complete!

      And how long should it take? And how do you know it wouldn't take 20 years?

      Some of the Cathedrals in Europe took many hundreds of years to build. Ah but we are faster now? Are we?

      The water tunnel under New York city (City Tunnel No. 3) was started in 1970, it is still not finished - they exepect it will take at least another 17 years to complete.

      Perhaps all the construction workers on the Death Start didn't believe in absolute morals ("If you are not with us you are against us") and sabotaged the construction.

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    37. Re:Death Star by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Back in 1977, I made some "reasonable assumptions" about the evident speed of X-Wings vs. the apparent size of the Death Star, and concluded that it was something like 500 kilometers in diameter.

      The Death Star is not in my old Star Wars Sourcebooks, but for comparison, the Super Star Destroyer is listed at 8000 meters in length (with a crew of 280,000, which sounds a little cramped in persons per cubic meter, compared to mundane aircraft carriers -- they're what, about 1000 meters and a crew of 5000 or so?)

      As to mass, remember that it's largely framework for living and working spaces, thus mostly hollow.

      As to how long it took to build -- the Death Star was perhaps double the size of the Los Angeles subway system, which (with various gov't boondoggles) took what, 10 or 12 years to get to somewhere near complete? So I don't find it at all unbelieveable that a prototype Death Star took nearly two decades to reach operational status.

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    38. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut the hell up you expanded universe geek. NONE of the fan books count.

    39. Re:Death Star by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      S.R. Hadden: First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?

      To explain why it seems it only took the empire a few years to build the second Death Star when it appeared to take them 18-19 years to build Death Star I...The simply built them in paralell. Once the frame of the first was finished, the started building the second. Also, there's time between each movie. It seems that there's about 10 years between each movie, so it's not suprising that they had enough time to build a second death star.

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    40. Re:Death Star by MrDyrden · · Score: 1
      Man, if you had bothered to check any official Star Wars lore (aka all the official books), you'd know that that particular Death Star skeleton is only a prototype and was built in a top secret space installation and had to be weapons tested on lifeless planets.

      It wasnt until afterwards that Grand Moff Tarkin (who appeared in Episode III looking VERY much like a younger version of the actor in Episode IV) personally oversaw the construction of a full Death Star with livable quarters, ships, etc.

      ..yeah, Im THAT big of a nerd.

    41. Re:Death Star by bytor4232 · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought they were being built at the same time. Wasn't there a third in the novels?

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    42. Re:Death Star by Rallion · · Score: 1

      I can confirm this. In fact, it ends up being destroyed much later, in that same black hole cluster that was invented to make Han's Kessel Run statement in IV make sense. While Lucas obviously doesn't always stick to the EU (Boba Fett!!!) he can certainly agree with it if he chooses.

    43. Re:Death Star by jbplou · · Score: 1

      Well to show the nerd I am, slavery of the Wookiees was a reoccuring thing throughout the thousands of years predating the Empire. Even with slavery you would need to have good labor management skills not necessarly labor relations but management none the less. Also I've never built even a small space station but I imagine something of the scope of the Death Star would require many thousands of skilled laborers not just anybody you can find.

    44. Re:Death Star by Rallion · · Score: 1

      shut the hell up you expanded universe geek. NONE of the fan books count.

      While Lucas has the right to ignore them, LucasArts games have 'confirmed' several things that came from books. It's hard to say that the games don't count, since they have the Lucas name on them, so you can't say NONE of the books count. Hell, Shadows of the Empire was actually named after the book it was (a little loosely) based on.

      In fact, one of the 'confirmed' characters is the central villain in the series that many would love to see an attempt at a third trilogy made from. Thrawn. (See TIE Fighter.)

    45. Re:Death Star by G-funk · · Score: 1

      The answer is simple - it takes a long-ass time to build a death star, and the second one was started when luke was say, 10 years old....

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    46. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there was a recession...

    47. Re:Death Star by sadr · · Score: 1

      Something that is 8 times as long, as well as 8 times in each of the other two dimensions, is 512 times more massive.

      So a crew of 280k is equal to an aircraft carrier with a crew of 560.

      No big deal at all.

    48. Re:Death Star by rob_squared · · Score: 0

      Does anyone think that maybe the second death star was a back-up, hence it took a long time to build as well, but wasn't fully funded or maybe started later than the first?

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    49. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the Death Star, but not right after the previous scene- a flash forward scene to the construction project a few years prior to the Battle of Yavin.

      I think everything you said was a good possibility, but with regards to the above, I am 90% sure the third person on the bridge with Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine was Grand Moff Tarkin (the one who ordered Alderaan's destruction). In this scene, he looks at least 10-15 years younger than he does in EP IV: A New Hope.

    50. Re:Death Star by phoenix71 · · Score: 1
      The DS could not have taken 16-18 years (as long as it takes Luke and Leia to grow up) to complete!


      Quickly forgetting, we are.

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      And as we all know, eventually, the Empire... struck back.
    51. Re:Death Star by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      Is it me, or is the Death Star shown at the end of Episode III way too complete?


      No. As others have said, it was propably several years after the other events in ep. III. The uniforms were different and the ships were different. It was clear to me that several years had progressed between Anakin becoming Vader, and between Vader and Palpatine looking at the skeleton of the Death Star.
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    52. Re:Death Star by ElaborateCalculator · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was the prototype Superlaser/Death Star frame from the Jedi Academy Trilogy by Kevin J Anderson?

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    53. Re:Death Star by traskjd · · Score: 1

      It's the size of a freakin' small planet for f*cks sake! I know none of us go outside much but a sky scrapper can take longer than a year to build and yet you're thinking 16 years to build a small planet sized artificial satilite is bit long?!

      I personally think something of that scale would be >50 years.

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    54. Re:Death Star by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
      It was the Death Star, but not right after the previous scene- a flash forward scene to the construction project a few years prior to the Battle of Yavin.

      Nah...Grand Moff Tarkin is way too young. I think it's just a mistake, but it's still an incredibly cool scene for us ageing fans.

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    55. Re:Death Star by dzym · · Score: 1

      7 years after Endor, actually. (Jedi Academy trilogy)

      17 would just be ridiculous.

    56. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But who knows how much the Death Star big and complicated actually is?
      I bet it is as big and complicated project as it needs to get almost completed in exactly 17 years at the level of technology of the period.
      Also every one knows that the skeleton is the fastest thing to build in a house. The same applies to big metal planets.
      I wonder how many hours of painters did they need to have it all painted black....

    57. Re:Death Star by tooth · · Score: 1

      **Spoilers!!!***

      It was the Death Star, but not right after the previous scene- a flash forward scene to the construction project a few years prior to the Battle of Yavin.

      A friend (when we came out of the ciniema) basically said they did the final few scenes in the wrong order and that one should have been the very last one, as it would give no time lines as to when it happened. But the put the luke sunset scene at the end to end on a lighter note, and it changed the feeling walking out.

      I'd love to know why film makers have to end on a positive, upbeat note. Why not end when the hero is down? I think AI would have finished perfectly with david in the ice. ahh, one day I'll give my own film-making a try and see what i can do ;-)

    58. Re:Death Star by circusboy · · Score: 1

      maybe they just built the shell first, and they, like everyone else, had to wait for the various subcontractors to finish the utilities before they could move in? Perhaps the realized this for the second one, and figured out that if they built the reactor first, they wouldn't have that head scratching moment of "where's the door?" ala "then, once they're asleep, we leap out of the rabbit..."

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    59. Re:Death Star by rogerzilla · · Score: 1

      Then the guys who did the thermal exhaust ports must have been the same ones that fitted my new gas boiler.

    60. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 years to build something the size of a moon seems pretty reasonable to me.

    61. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death Star, codenamed Longhorn!

    62. Re:Death Star by Envinyanta · · Score: 1
      The largest aircraft carriers in existance today are (approximately) 1000 feet long, not 1000 meters. There's no seagoing vessel in existance that is one kilometer long.

      Nimitz Class: 332.9 meters/1092 feet

      http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/ record.asp?recordid=43675

    63. Re:Death Star by circusboy · · Score: 1

      I have worked on houses that suffered from that... It's amazing what people will do with ducting. and PLUMBING! hoo boy, don't get me started...

      free advice, never buy a house from a construction contractor and never buy a car from an auto-mechanic. these are people that deal subconciously with things that the rest of us agonize over.

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    64. Re:Death Star by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'd heard they were bigger than that, but it's not something I keep up on, either. Anyway, thanks for the info.

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    65. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we were told that a EU "character" would make an apperence in Ep3, maby by "character" he ment "Death Star Prototype" ?

    66. Re:Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I am not mistaken, NONE of the crews were clones. In EP I, II, III, everything is staffed by clones. So, no clones means that the scene happen years later. It probably took place 10 or 15 years later

  16. My biggest complaint was the timecode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lucas doesn't realize that just because you have new technologies available, they are going to add to the storytelling. So we have new high-resolution timers? That doesn't mean we want to see counters all over the action and getting in the way of the actors faces! We didn't need big counters in the original trilogy. Anyone that paid to see this in a theater must feel terribly deceived.

    1. Re:My biggest complaint was the timecode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I think the biggest complaint was the way everybody was stretched out of proportion.

      Obviously a 16:9 film but converted to 4:3, the timecode was a bonus.

    2. Re:My biggest complaint was the timecode by DaNasty · · Score: 2, Informative

      mplayer -aspect 2.35 -dvd-device ./ dvd://1

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    3. Re:My biggest complaint was the timecode by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      Yup, the correct aspect ratio isn't 16:9 but 2.35:1 -- it kills me that people think using IfoEdit and flipping the 16:9 AR on is all it takes to fix it. Just look at the scene where Anakin is flying in to Mustafar(sp)-- if the planet isn't perfectly round, the AR is still wrong. (And at 16:9, the planet isn't round.)

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    4. Re:My biggest complaint was the timecode by Himring · · Score: 1

      Au contra, I remember watching "The Making of" RoTJ where Lucas specifically described the error of filming the effect instead of the story. He stated that he has and will gladly not-captured brilliant effects in lieu of telling the story that the effect is simply garnishing. So, if you are right, then he has since changed (this was, after all, said by Lucas waaay back when when many of you might not have even been born)....

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    5. Re:My biggest complaint was the timecode by Himring · · Score: 1

      shit, you were being funny -- dammit, shit, dammit....

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  17. this feels like *the* one to watch. by baryon351 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This might be just wishful thinking from someone who sat through A New Hope forcing myself to watch it... and only mildly enjoying the next two. Eps I and II felt like an excuse for special effects, with only Obi Wan being a character I was attached to, but episode III - the beginnings of darth vader, the first things he does as Ol' Evil One... that's worth seeing I think.

    I'm not a huge fan, probably not even a fan fullstop, but I find some parts of the movies attractive, and vader is *it*.

    1. Re:this feels like *the* one to watch. by Loonacy · · Score: 1

      You do realize that Vader is basically one big stump. All his limbs were hacked to pieces and he's in a mobile life support unit. And you call that ATTRACTIVE?

  18. Its a good film with soem quirks by cintyram · · Score: 1

    but it is amazing how , until after i came out of the theater and looked at my watch, i did not realize that it was more than 2 hours!!
    i felt like i had just gone in . Thats a sure sign of a good movie;
    Also i have never seen that particualr theater so full except for the incredibles;

    one thing lucas does really well is not lavish the viewer's attention on unnecessary details and effects; everything gels well and tells or helps tell the story;
    awesome!!

    1. Re:Its a good film with soem quirks by Jerbol · · Score: 1

      Actually I found the opposite to be true: yes the movie was epic, but I kept finding myself wanting it to be over. For example, in the first real lightsaber fight between Dooku and Anakin, I was honestly bored. I kept thinking to myself, "just cut his head off, already." This isn't the sign of a good movie. The tedium continued throughout the film and it certainly wasn't helped by Hayden Christenson's horrible horrible acting.

      That said, there were several parts of the movie that weren't cringeworthy. Ewan McGregor was fantastic as Obi Wan (though it was odd seeing him play such a clean cut character as I had watched him in Trainspotting the night before.)

      I could go on and on about the horrible and redeeming qualities of the movie, but from what I've garnered so far is that everyone has their own nits to pick.

  19. Dilema with my Young Kids by syntap · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have two kids, under age 5. Of course most of us saw the trilogies in the order 4-5-6-1-2-3. When the kids are old enough, should we maintain that order or do we show it to them in 1-2-3-4-5-6 order?

    The reason we had to watch it in our order is obvious, but do the benefits we had in watching the films in that order cascade to the younger generations? What order will people watch them in five or ten years from now?

    1. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by XanC · · Score: 1
      As I posted earlier, I think the best viewing order is 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6.

      The first trilogy is a lot of set-up, and the stories are about politics instead of archetypes. Should work great as a flashback, just after we find out Vader is Luke's father at the end of 5.

    2. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The proper order should be, 4-5-6 and maybe 3.

    3. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe, you're right on this one :)

    4. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1

      You know, I had never thought of that but this actually makes a lot of sense. Kind of a Godfather II thing going on...

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    5. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Shky · · Score: 1

      It's like asking if you should take a movie that's told out of time sequence and rearrange it so it's in the right order. No, it's meant to be that way. You're supposed to see 4-6 and then 1-3. That's how the sequence has been designed, and it should stay that way.

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    6. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by ericdano · · Score: 1
      4-5-6 (Original, unedited ones), then 1-2-3.

      I hope the rumor of 3 more POST episode VI movies is just that. I can't imagine how much more Lucas can do to fuck up the series.

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    7. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by halofan_sd · · Score: 0

      You are assuming they would want to watch these 6 boring movies.

    8. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The best viewing order is 4.

    9. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1


      Well, I am working on a 1-2-3-4-5-6 viewing. I watched 1-2 on my HDTV, 3 Friday at the theater and 4 - 5 yesterday/today. I would say that when you do that it is shocking how much better the dialog/acting works in 4 and 5. I don't know if it the cast chemistry or what, but it is a huge factor in making 4-5 better than 1-2-3. On top of that is the obviously better directing in 5 which is so superior that it makes you wonder how much better the other episodes could have been.

    10. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by justin12345 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Watch out, this movies isn't exactly kid friendly. When they say its dark and violent, they mean its dark and violent for a movie, not just a star wars movie.

      I remember when I was a kid I couldn't watch the carbonite sequence in Empire because I found it too scary and upsetting (I was about 7 or so). Maybe I am just a huge wuss, but the Vader transformation in Ep III would have terrified me for years if I had seen it then. Its horrific.

      Just a word of caution.

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    11. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by eean · · Score: 1

      The parent message did say "when they were old enough".

      There was some young kids (like 3-5ish) sitting next to me in the theater. I thought it was entirely inapproriate that they were there.

    12. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      I know, I was just giving a word of warning.

      I think that there is an assumption that star wars is a kid friendly franchise (maybe its because of all the action figures). I just wanted to point out that this movie is much more violent then previous star wars movies, it wasn't my intension to tell someone else how to raise their kids.

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    13. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say 4 then 5. We need to crush any pretext of hope that the younger generation might have about fighting back against an empire.

      Fight back and your dad will cut off your hand...even children should be able to grasp that one.

    14. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by lordofthechia · · Score: 2, Funny

      "the Vader transformation in Ep III would have terrified me for years"

      I also found the Vader transformation scene quite horrific, I remember rising from my seat in a stupor shoting "Noooooo!" when I saw it....

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    15. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by fyrie · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was one of the things that bothered me about this movie. Is it kid friendly or not, and if it is not kid friendly, then why add all the campiness that is intended for kids. The film had the dark vibe going on, but Lucas kept adding the campy, lighthearted bad guy comedy (something Tolkien did in his books to tame the Orcs and Goblins down, which the LotR screenplay did away with). The previews, at least in the theater I saw it at, were of opposite ends of the kid zone too. There were a couple CGI kids movie previews and then the preview for the "Smiths" which *might* be suitable for a 13 year old. I'm talking lots of cleavage (and other in your face sexuality elements), guns, family dysfunction, and things blowing up.

    16. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by matts-reign · · Score: 1

      Little kids watch all kinds of movies. I work at a theatre, and I remember seeing this 5 year old going to see American Pie. I haven't got a chance to see Episode 3 yet, but you can't get yourself in a knot over kids at a movie.

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    17. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this order?
      1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1

      -- Jar-Jar

    18. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      If you have kids, please hide your star wars fetish in the closet with your bell bottoms and platform shoes.

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    19. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Someone made the excellent suggestion that you should watch 4, 5, and then after we learn that Vader is Luke's father, jump back and watch 1-2-3 (or even just 3, since 1 and 2 really don't establish much that you can't relate in about two minutes:

      "The Jedi found this kid Anakin, who had extraordinary power, so they trained him as a Jedi. Later his mom died and he kinda flipped out. Meanwhile, the Chancellor (guy in charge of the Senate) was scheming to increase his power, and started a fake war so that the Senate would vote him emergency powers. And he's been keeping an eye on this Anakin kid. Now, let's watch Episode 3."

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    20. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My kids are now 15 and 13. I tried to get them interested in 4-5-6, when they were young. They had NO interest whatsoever. Even when I sat them down and said "this was one of my favorite movies when I was your age..."

      Then 1 came out, and plenty of ads, and their friends saw it. It was the commercialism that made them interested in 4-5-6.

      Moral of the story is.. don't expect them to be even remotely interested in Star Wars, until the commercial machine gets cranked up "the next time" (whether that be at the release of 7, or the DVD digitally remastered "will never be released again" super home release, or whatever). At that point, introduce them to 4-5-6-1-2-3.

    21. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by syousef · · Score: 1

      Definitely 4-5-6-1-2-3, or if you prefer 3-4-5-6-1-2.

      Basically 1 was so weak that when I took my cousins to watch it one fell asleep and the other went to the bathroom for 15 minutes and missed the end. They were about 7 and 11 at the time, and they were bored out of their minds. (I actually got a "Can you take us to see a good movie next time").

      If you show kids 1 and 2 first you'll never get them to see 4,5, and 3 which are the best ones.

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    22. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Novous · · Score: 1

      >Watch out, this movies isn't exactly kid friendly. When they say its dark and violent, they mean its dark and violent for a movie, not just a star wars movie.

      While I agree, just two points:

      1. It's supposed to be dark and violent. All the Jedi didn't just settle their differences and agree to die.

      2. It's PG-13. We do have rating systems for a reason. I mean, you probably shouldn't be seeing anyone getting their arms and legs chopped off when you're seven.

    23. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by bfree · · Score: 1

      My nephew was over today, he's just turned 8 and saw it yesterday with his little brother of about 5 with their dad. They both loved it, no sob stories today or tails of nightmares. I would have to also mention that I would expect these kids to be amongst the least desensitised kids of their ages around (no games, little tv/video, plenty of supervision) so it's not cause their veterans of lots of horror films. Does this mean you should bring your kids? No! But you know your kids best.

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    24. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by mikapc · · Score: 1

      You're a huge wuss :-). That said I remember having a nightmare as a kid of that sacrifice chamber in Indiana Jones Temple of DOom.

    25. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      You just reminded me of something that has always bothered me - why did Han (as a test for Luke) have to be frozen in Carbonite to see the emporer as if Couresant was so very far away that he had to be put in suspended animation, while in the new triology everyone goes from Tattooine and back to Couresant in no time like they are running out for a quart of milk?

    26. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Vader just wanted to not have to worry about Luke escaping on the route. It wasn't because it takes a long time.

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    27. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (something Tolkien did in his books to tame the Orcs and Goblins down, which the LotR screenplay did away with)

      Are you crazy? Orcs in the LOTR books are mean and nasty and not in the least bit lighthearted or campy. The orcs/goblins in The Hobbit book are toned down a bit since this was intended as a book for children, but that's all. In no way did Tolkien engage in Lucas-like "camp".

    28. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought the idea of freezing Luke was more related to subduing him for transit, not to dealing with the distance.

    29. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Hmmm you may be right - guess it was my 16 year old imagination (in 1980) taking hold.

    30. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that's bad?

      When I was a kid, I remember hiding behind the couch during the premiere of Michael Jackson's thriller video :)

      (BTW - when did /. feel the need to check that I'm not a goddamn script?)

    31. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was young, I found the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Luke confronts an illusion of Darth Vader in the cave on Dagobah frightening, specifically when the mask blows away and reveals Luke's own face.

      In any case, I think that the ideal viewing order in order for the plot to make sense is the order in which the movies were made, for the same reasons others have said, plus because the newer movies are trying to stuff so much more action into every scene that the older ones would seem subdued if watched after the new ones, although I did think the action in the older movies was better structured. Packing too much into a scene just makes it chaotic.

    32. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That supposed to be sarcasm?

    33. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

      Who's got mod points?? Come on!

    34. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by jred · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I'm really just replying to find out what everyone is talking about re: the script thing.

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    35. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by jred · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I didn't see anything different, other than it seemed to take a little longer to post...

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    36. Re:Dilema with my Young Kids by cthulhubob · · Score: 1

      I saw that when I was 8 or so. I went around for weeks afterward, terrorizing my little brother by holding my hand in a claw shape near his chest while chanting "molaram, molaram, molaram-sularam!"

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  20. Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by reporter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The most poignant moment in "Return of the Jedi" occurs when Luke looks at his right hand just after slicing off the mechanized right hand of Darth Vader. At that moment, he recalls Obi-wan Kenobi's warning: "Don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side." (Obi-wan Kenobi gave that warning in "The Empire Strikes Back".)

    Luke immediately resolves to avoid the fate of Darth Vader and turns off his light saber. Luke then looks at the emperor and refuses to join him.

    Did George Lucas provide a scene (in "Revenge of the Sith") where Darth Vader's own right hand was sliced off? If the answer is "yes", then Lucas has remained true to the original trilogy.

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  21. Childhood dreams.. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1
    "I was one of those kids who knew Darth Vader was Luke's father before I had heard of Star Wars, because I saw the parodies before I saw the originals."

    Well, then, I dare say you are not qualified to comment on the tattered memories angle, compared to many of us. Due to a third world childhood, Star Wars was the first moving picture I saw, at 10. It had quite an impact. Lucas is now my arch nemesis.

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    1. Re:Childhood dreams.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm sure they showed other movies in Alabama!

  22. I, for one by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Insightful

    didn't like it.

    I knew before going in, from what other people told me and from what I read online, that the acting was very bad, to the point of laughing during drama scenes, but I went to see it anyway just for the effects and the lightsaber battles.

    Generally speaking I found the lightsaber duels too cluttered, without much definition in each move sequence.

    A Darth Maul vs Qui-Gon Jinn style of fight choreography should have been used... IMO it's the best lightsaber duel of them all.

    1. Re:I, for one by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Generally speaking I found the lightsaber duels too cluttered, without much definition in each move sequence.

      A Darth Maul vs Qui-Gon Jinn style of fight choreography should have been used... IMO it's the best lightsaber duel of them all.


      Yup, me too. And the reason why is that those two duels were done entirely with real people really fighting it out (well, mock-fighting it out). They didn't have tons of CG-animated bodies flipping nad flopping and twirling around and doing super-impossible "only mad Jedi skillz could accomplish this" feats.

      Don't get me wrong, the CGI Yoda duels obviously have to be done digitally, but for everything else you're just upping the cheese and distraction factor.

    2. Re:I, for one by fermion · · Score: 1
      I am not big on the in your face special effects. Just becuase one can do something, doesn't mean one should. It can be just as useful to allude to an event, as show it. I remember an old hitchcock film in which he started with a big ship accident. it was not interesting. It would have been better to just get to the human drama.

      So, in term of fx, and putting a lot of interesting clutter on the screen, it was good. But we left that many years ago. We are now at video game physics. He knows how to do that, which he did in ep 1, and at the same time had a chance to do the land race he couldn't do in Star Wars. Which was fine. He should have gotten it all out of his system by ep 3, and just done the drama of Anikin.

      If he had it would have been as good as ep 4, which was just about a farm kid with an unknown but important past, and a future more interesting than he could ever imagine, finding himself. We have this kid working on the farm. We have this kid gazing over the desert wishing he could get out. We have thing kid defying his folks and doing something really brave and stupid. And we have interesting people he meets.

      It is an old story, but it works, and it should have worked with Anikin as well as luke. But we know all the characters so there could be no surprise there. And there was too much concern with the fx to create a drama.

      The fights were good, though. They did keep changing the rules on what the force could do, though.

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    3. Re:I, for one by Sark666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Totally agree. The darth maul fight is one of the best fights I've ever seen in any film. Then in ep II the fights seem to slow down again, I attributed this to using christopher lee and you could tell his face was plastered on someone for some of the fights. I couldn't tell that this time around but as others have pointed out, the cg transistions were bad like with dooku and the fights were just fast and spazzy for lack of a better word.

      I am a huge fan as many of you here. Grew up on star wars, saw the first 10 times when I was 7, saw empire 34 times in it's first run, I was obsessed with empire and it is my best movie experience ever. Then I saw Return only once. A part of my childhood died that day. So many things wrong with return, but this is more on the new movie. Well, it's been all downhill ever since.

      The only thing that takes me there is during the star wars logo at the beginning and the opening crawl. And I really wanted to believe george got it right this time, but it just ain't so.

      Besides the bad dialog, bad acting, and lack luster light saber fights, there is even a problem with the space battles. Just because you can put a million things on screen at once, doesn't mean you should. There are so many things wizzing around, which are way too colourful, and panning and 3d circle arounds etc. You need the grittiness, of the ships just looking grey. You need to subtract about 1000 ships. You need to lock the camera way more.

      It reminds of Jaws, Speilburg wanted to use the shark way more but due to technical problems, they had to rely on 'building up' the fear of the shark. Needless to say it was prefect. This is probably the best example of less is more.

      Someone needed to beat that lesson, and many other lessons, over george's head. But it's too late now, George shit the bed.

    4. Re:I, for one by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1
      Definitely. The Darth Maul battle still stands as the best lighsaber duel. In these fights the cuts are too fast, the shots are too tight, there's too much moving clutter in the background, and the shot-to-shot consistency isn't always there. I think it's all trying to hide the fact that the actors are not very good swordsmen. The guy who played Darth Maul was picked specifically as a good martial artist, and it showed. Christopher Lee and Ian McDiarmid are not very acrobatic. Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen are better, but still not professional martial artists.

      At least the battles are better than the Darth Vader/Obi-Wan battle in Episode IV. If you go back and watch it now, it's almost laughable how slow and simple it was in comparison. Darth Vader can barely move in that suit!

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    5. Re:I, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is that Darth Maul and Qui-Gon mastered the form 3 style of light saber combat and accord to The Wikipedia: The master practitioners of the "Way of the Hawk-Bat" make extensive use of acrobatic maneuvres often thought not physically possible.
      So probably you enjoy more style 4 instead style 3 or 5 that Obi-Wan and Anakyn use.

    6. Re:I, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new...errr...why doesnt this post have to do with overlords?

    7. Re:I, for one by Floody · · Score: 1

      The answer is that Darth Maul and Qui-Gon mastered the form 3 style of light saber combat and accord to The Wikipedia: The master practitioners of the "Way of the Hawk-Bat" make extensive use of acrobatic maneuvres often thought not physically possible.

      I suspect that the real answer is that Maul was played by Ray Park, a lifelong martial artist and expert practitioner of both Chin Woo Shaolin Wushu (or Kung-fu as it is oft mislabled in the west) and Changquan Wushu. The later form (with the emphasis on art more than martial) is predominant in his choreography for TPM's duels.

      His superior physical performance in that role brings to the screen the sort of effortless subtle kinematics only achievable by those with innate skill and many years of training; something that will never be fully replicated with CG. IMO, it was the only redeeming quality found in any of the last three crapisodes.

      Frankly, I am surprised even that made it to the big screen. Lucas apparently has absolutely no idea what nuance is.

      Did anyone else ever notice that Qui-Gon is conspicuously close to the english transliteration of "qui-gong"? (a form related to Tai Chi with focus on medicinal results)

    8. Re:I, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your point, but ...

      ... of both Chin Woo Shaolin Wushu (or Kung-fu as it is oft mislabled in the west ...

      This kind of elitist drivel makes me want to puke. As someone who actually speaks Chinese, let me assure you, kung fu (the Wade Giles romanization of what in Pin Yin, the current mainland standard, would be rendered as gongfu) is a perfectly acceptable term. In fact, in China, this is the term we generally use.

      Wushu could perhaps be more accurately translated as Martial Science, and is a generic term for martial arts (and not just martial arts from China). For the Wapanese (that's Anime-loving, fat sweaty white guys for all you twinkies out there) this in Japanese would be read as Bujutsu, same characters. You know, like Budo (wudao in Chinese, surprise surprise). It's really annoying that I have to resort to that over-emphasized island language to make you dorks understand this.

      To recap: there's nothing wrong with kungfu, except for the pronunciation (and before you ask, reading gongfu with an English accent is just as bad, so don't try).

      Perhaps better advice would be, as we say in Chinese, to qu si.

      Love, AC

    9. Re:I, for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old movies also had bad acting and dialogue. The difference is that you watched them when you were young and impressionable.

    10. Re:I, for one by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Besides the bad dialog, bad acting, and lack luster light saber fights, there is even a problem with the space battles. Just because you can put a million things on screen at once, doesn't mean you should. There are so many things wizzing around, which are way too colourful, and panning and 3d circle arounds etc. You need the grittiness, of the ships just looking grey. You need to subtract about 1000 ships. You need to lock the camera way more.

      Couldn't agree more. What's with everything looking nice and colorful in these movies? It's not the Star Wars tone at all. I understand it was the fall of an empire of prosperity, but really.. faddish yellow hovercraft in 3, shiny silver ships in 2.. it seems too rooted in current trends and ideas of cool rather than the timeless utilitarian look of the original SWs. And I could buy that Chewbacca was a crossbow slingin' beast in the original trilogy, but a whole tribe of them in 3, who all wear the exact same holster (or whatever that strap is)? It's a perfect demonstration of the "more is more" philosophy in all three of the newest trilogy. More is NOT more, it's redundant, disbelievable, and it distracts from the important characters and issues. I mean why do we even use close-ups when we've got satellites in space? Why not just shoot all movies from up there? Then you're not limited to the main characters; you can see what everybody on the continent is doing!! Brilliant!

      The whole CGI thing is overrated in my opinion. Skins don't stretch naturally, droids are too shiny, the lighting isn't quite right, the actors and CGI characters' eyes aren't quite looking at each other.. Honestly, Finding Nemo was more believable than most of the CGI in SW. Yoda did look better in the third installment, but ya know what? He looked fine as a puppet. His entire face was animated, the texture of his skin looked solid (as opposed to the strange translucent quality it seems to gain with CGI), and more importantly, it was what people were used to seeing. You already sold him once, why reinvent the wheel?

      I also thought it was a little gandiose to use such ridiculous character names for EVERYONE in the new trilogy. We've got [M]anakin, Princess Omni domni, Darth [In]sideous (Where'd Lucas ever come up with the creative juices for that one? Probably right after thinking up Darth Maul), Dooku, Jar-Jar, blah blah, etc. etc. What happened to standard names like Luke, Hans, and Leah? They actually lent a realism to the characters. Fine, aliens should have weird names, and maybe some humans like Obi Wan, but not everyone.

      The movies completely lacked a sense of any real conflict or risk, but not just because everyone knew that Yoda, Obi Wan, and Anakin wouldn't die.. It's pretty much a guarantee that the main characters of any movie aren't going to die (unless it's a "horror" flick), but there are still a plethera of methods to get the audience to concern themselves with what might happen.

      And of course, there's the completely unbelievable personal interactions. Hayden's leering in Episode 2 is so over the top you think he's about to break out with, "It puts the lotion on its skin!" at any moment, and in the next breath they're making out like pre-teens under the bleachers. Right after he gets done whining about "It's not fair!" And then the ever tactful Princess Amnadawhatever crassly says, "Oh he's not a jedi; he's just a padiwan." Suddenly we turn around in Episode 3 and she's a doting housewife who can't do anything for herself.. a complete 180.

      And then there's the plot, most of which is meaningless subtext. I agree completely with another poster who suggested cutting important bits from 1 and 2, cutting fluff from 3, and making THAT Episode 1. Episodes 2 and 3 should have developed the role of the rebellion and led more into 4.

      Oh well.. in 100 years when the copyrights expire, someone will do a remake and get it right.

  23. Contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Only a sith deals in absolutes" ... isn't this contradictory to itself?

    1. Re:Contradiction by Aggressiva · · Score: 1

      Not if a sith said it, though one did not.

    2. Re:Contradiction by XanC · · Score: 1

      Completely. I don't know why Lucas had to inject his own contemporary politics into this one, apart from sucking up to the people at Cannes. Doesn't he realize that will seriously harm the experience of 50% of the population who were just expecting a Star Wars movie?

    3. Re:Contradiction by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      Good movie character should be just as fallible as the humans watching the movie.

    4. Re:Contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know why Lucas had to inject his own contemporary politics into this one, apart from sucking up to the people at Cannes. Doesn't he realize that will seriously harm the experience of 50% of the population who were just expecting a Star Wars movie?

      Yeah, it really spoiled it for me when Yoda turned round and said "For the Republicrats do not vote. Strong in the Dark Side they are."

      Oh, wait - he didn't. In fact, I don't actually remember a single reference to contemporary politics in the entire fucking movie.

      Of course, if you want to read your political affiliations into a kids' story, feel free. If you can see huge similarities between whichever party you support and the Sith, hey, you're welcome to. If the cap fits, right?

    5. Re:Contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucas. Press Conference. Last week.

      Cure your ignorance, bootlicker.

  24. Terrible reviews by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Both of these reviews are terrible. They're worse than the movie. See the movie; it's good. It doesn't redeem Lucas's transgressions against the original trilogy when he Special-Ed'ed them, and it doesn't quite make up for the first two episodes of the new trilogy, but standing on its own, it's pretty decent. Not a perfect movie by any means, but no more flawed than either of the three original films.

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    1. Re:Terrible reviews by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Not a perfect movie by any means, but no more flawed than either of the three original films.

      I thought it was more flawed than the original movies for one specific reason. In ROTS, I did not give one flying fuck what happened to any of the characters.

      The original movie had some believable characters, clever dialog, and this thing known as emotion that made you care about what happened. You could see a little bit of yourself in their attitudes and situations. As a kid, it made your imagination run wild so that you could daydream about you yourself being in Lucas's beautiful world.

      Not so in the prequels. Wooden characters with unbelievable stories reciting shitty dialog by actors unable to sell any of it - and for good reason. Any attempt to humanize the story in the prequels was laughably cheesy. "By God, Jar-Jar sucks. Oh look! A young Anakin single-handedly wiped out an entire fighting force by accident." And in this last movie we're supposed to care about these people? You simply cannot create a decent tragedy without characters worth feeling sorry for. When Anakin was burning up in lava with his limbs missing I did not care. When Padme died in child birth I did not care.

      These three movies amount to just one big wasted opportunity.

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    2. Re:Terrible reviews by galfridus73 · · Score: 1
      These three movies amount to just one big wasted opportunity.

      Not really. Want to know why? Lucas made them the way he wanted to. He has said as much in recent interviews (check out this past week's Entertainment Weekly). This was what he wanted to do with them. You didn't like them. He did. He was the one with the story and the money to get the movies made and he made them how he wanted to. You have an opinion about how he did it. But, if he's satisfied with the final product, then it really doesn't matter what you have to say about it, does it?

      And, by the way, want to know my opinion about the movie your handle's namesake is from? It was trash and a waste of good celluloid. Again: it's an opinion, and I choose to not watch Fight Club again because of it. Pretty simple, all things considered. ;)

    3. Re:Terrible reviews by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If Lucas had made the original Star Wars as lacking in emotional impact as episodes 1, 2 and 3 then it would have tanked. No other movies would have been made and you'd have no shitty prequels to defend. Period.

      And, by the way, want to know my opinion about the movie your handle's namesake is from?

      No. Not unless you give rational reasons for disliking it. However, you just call it "trash" without giving any reason why you felt that way. And seeing how you want to defend the Star Wars prequels, of all things, it would take a lot more than that to convince me that any of your opinions on movies are worth much of anything really.

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    4. Re:Terrible reviews by master_p · · Score: 1

      The first 3 movies was about space opera adventurus fun...that's why they are so good. Back then, George Lucas did not expect to make a trilogy, or a believable universe for that matter. He only wanted to impress audiences; he did not care about personal stories and big tragedies and love and all that shit. Even the 'kinky' romance between Han Solo and princess Leia was more about Han Solo being sexist and less that he truly liked Leia. Young Luke Skywalker was a sort of Bruce Lee without the rage (all innocent and wet behind the ears, a clean soul to be elevated to a truly angelic warrior), and the whole thing was good, because it was a good adventure. But then George Lucas bit the bullet and thought of himself as a 'creator' of a series with a meaning, of a story to tell, etc etc. What hapenned to having fun? today's people are more serious than they should be, and that goes to George Lucas as well. I personally don't give a flying fuck about how Darth Vader came to be. I just wanted to see a grand space battle and good heroic acts, with a sense of humour and characters that don't give a dime about themselves...like Han Solo, or the original Starbuck, or James T Kirk...but now everything is supposed to have a meaning, everything must be serious or have something to say...

    5. Re:Terrible reviews by dan_telschow · · Score: 1

      I beleive that the biggest problem with the prequels is that most of the people here writing reviews are not children anymore and have lost any imagination they had when they were.

    6. Re:Terrible reviews by galfridus73 · · Score: 1
      FC is popcorn philosophy that "guys" seem to enjoy because they think Tyler really is saying something when he just isn't (the book is actually much stronger in dismantling Tyler's lack of an id). End all and be all. Fincher likes to declare how we've become a materialistic society but, considering his roots in commericials and music videos (which are just commericials, too), I have a hard time buying that argument from him.

      Secondly, I never defended the prequels, did I? There is not one point where I defended them. I said that it was Lucas's perogative to do with the material as he pleases, not that the material was good.

      Read what's written, son, not what you want to see.

    7. Re:Terrible reviews by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      You make the same mistake I've seen from a lot of other reviewers regarding Fight Club. The movie is not pro everything that Tyler stands for. As a matter of fact, the movie makes the point that Tyler and his entire Project Mayhem outfit is insane. We're supposed to identify with him in the beginning and see the social attitudes he's rebelling against, but that's it. It's meant to show that if we're not careful about how we react against materialsitic drudgery then what we end up with might be much worse than what we started with. Tyler feels he is promoting freedom, but the participants in Operation Mayhem end up much less free than they were before.

      I don't know what you mean about "dismantling Tyler's lack of an id." In both book and film, Tyler always seemed to me to be id incarnate. The book is better than the movie. Especidally the ending. I don't think the book ending would have worked in a movie though.

      Secondly, I never defended the prequels, did I? There is not one point where I defended them. I said that it was Lucas's perogative to do with the material as he pleases, not that the material was good.

      Bullshit. Your whole argument is that Lucas made the prequels the way he wanted to, and is therefore above scrutiny. Well, seeing as how he released the movies for the public, and I'm a part of the public, I stated that none of the movies were that strong and argued why I thought this was the case. Instead of responding to my specific criticisms you argue that I had no right to even make my criticisms in the first place. That's insane.

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  25. Re:But where did you watch it? by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please report to the nearest MPAA reprogramming station!

    They closed them all. The MPAA couldn't afford the upkeep because nobody is paying to see movies anymore.

  26. 'Star Wars' earns $108.5 million in 1st US weekend by anandpur · · Score: 1
  27. I'm gonna burn for this but... by CrackedButter · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    I am sick and fucking tired of all these Star Wars stories, regardless of whether it isn't really about this film, its hidden underneath a technical issue with said film. Wouldn't of been posted otherwise.
    I submitted a story which was much more worthwhile for a topic to discuss rather than *this* film again. It was pending for over 2 weeks and yet rejected, no story similar like it has been posted since so I doubt there was a conflict. This story addressed the issue of creative people types working for open source software, given that developers are not designers in the aesthetic sense. What could they do to help or get involved.
    Why am I submitted to more bullshit worthless stories about a film rather than learn something new and constructive? Flame on bitches.

    1. Re:I'm gonna burn for this but... by elcid73 · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in this topic. I'd be interested in the article/link

    2. Re:I'm gonna burn for this but... by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      Your story sounds interesting. I'd like to read it. Perhaps you could post it to OSNews or OSViews, or someplace like that.

    3. Re:I'm gonna burn for this but... by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      there is no article or link, it was someting I had written out with the intent of learning more myself about how I and other "designers" could help. It keeps cropping up in discussions about poor UI interfaces and such and I thought it was time slashdot covered it and got a decent discussion out of it. However, since I got nowhere with it all I can do is bitch like an old bitter man.

    4. Re:I'm gonna burn for this but... by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      I gave a reply to the other guy regarding this story, check it out.

    5. Re:I'm gonna burn for this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waaaa Waaa Waaaaa.. Take your ball and go crying home.

    6. Re:I'm gonna burn for this but... by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      ...

      You must be new here.

      Probably not, but it's a really sad state of affairs here at SlashDot. More and more it seems how articles are more to plug certain favored people's opinions and products than actually providing a place for intelligent people to have a forum about news items.

  28. SFX by pr0nbot · · Score: 1

    I found that the film lacked an epic quality wrt SFX. There were few scenes of large-scale destruction, no cruisers slowly crunching into cities, that kind of thing.

  29. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by carmaggedon · · Score: 1

    i think 1-3 alter the viewing of 4-6 in a pretty negative way, and not just because someone who started with ep. 1 might give up there and skip all the others! i personally think that the narrative will be strongest for future audiences if they watch the films in order of production- 4-6, then 1-3. that way, nothing is spoiled for the (dramatically better) original trilogy. also in this order, the original trilogy won't be out-classed visually by the prequels. i thought ep. III was fantastic- on par with the original trilogy. however, i think that much of its power plays on the fact that the audience already knows the future of anakin and obi-wan; it would probably not work nearly as well with an audience unfamiliar with the original trilogy. so yeah- take the story in the order it was produced.

  30. I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    SPOILER WARNING

    What annoyed me most was the inconsistancy. There were some moments that linked to the original trillogy rather well - Obi-Wan's "so uncivilised" comment about blasters for instance. But there are other aspects that made no sense.

    Chewie and Yoda were apparently aquaintances and yet the Wookie never mentioned this to Han, or if he did, despite the trust between the two of them, Han didn't consider it to be a reason to believe in the Force.

    Perhaps more grating however was the death of Padme - it was utterly unnecessary, Vader did not know if she was dead or not and so Palpatine could easily have lied and told him she was. More than that though, it contradicted Leia's recollections in Jedi - where she remembers her "real mother." It has been suggested that she remembers her through the force, but then, why doesn't Luke?

    Of course the other irritation with the film was the godawful dialogue. The "no I love you" "no I love you" scenes between Anakin and Padme, Vader lifting his head to the skies and shouting "NOOOOOOO!" Thankfully, Threepio's pun chip does seem to have been removed, and there's a dispute over whether or not Jar Jar spoke at all. (If he did it was only something along the lines of "excuse me")

    The effects were great though - aside from the lizard thing.

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    1. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by ghostunit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If Padme hadn't died, Vader may have been able to feel her presence through the force or something. The real plot hole is that the emperor tells Vader he killed Padme in his rage. When he learns in ep4 that his sons are alive he should have realized that the emperor lied to him, since Padme wouldn't have delivered if he had killed her in Moustafar. And agreed, all the characters included for no reason such as Chewbacca, Jabba and the droids is lame and cause plot holes.

    2. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, Threepio's pun chip does seem to have been removed

      And instead we have an entire army of battle droids saying stupid things for the first 30 minutes of the movie. Not just the occasional naieve robotic comments of Episode I, but a steady stream of disgruntled yokel comments. I wanted an option to turn off all droid soundtracks.

    3. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, the whole chronology never really made that much sense to me. People forgot about the Jedi and the force in about 18 years? What happeened to all the clone troopers, why did they stop using them in favor of the regular imperial storm troopers? Why is there such a massive shift in craft design after the empire?

    4. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

      If Padme hadn't died, Vader may have been able to feel her presence through the force or something.

      Not convinced of that - Vader had to ask if she was alive or dead, if he could sense her, he would have asked "why can't I feel Padme's presence?"

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    5. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Actually, here's a question with an answer. :)

      Episodes one through three were mostly in the core worlds - Coruscant was a city planet, at the core of the Republic.

      In 4, 5 and 6 we were in the outer rim, primarily - away from the core influence of the Republic and then the Empire. Technology would be different, and it's also possible that the clone troopers *were* stormtroopers.

    6. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      More than that though, it contradicted Leia's recollections in Jedi - where she remembers her "real mother."
      One possible explanation would be that she didn't remember Padme at all but instead remembered Senator Organna's wife who passes away a few years later?

    7. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When he learns in ep4 that his sons are alive he should have realized that the emperor lied to him, since Padme wouldn't have delivered if he had killed her in Moustafar.
      Maybe he did, and it didn't matter -- he was already dark side by that point, and it's repeatedly pointed out how loyal the sith apprentices are to their masters.
    8. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

      she didn't remember Padme at all but instead remembered Senator Organna's wife

      Possible, though the connotations are otherwise; she remembers her as being very sad, clearly still upset about Anakin's fall. Additionally, if she believed Bail Organna's wife was her real mother, why didn't she react to Luke's use of the word "real"?

      You might be right, but it's still very shoddy on Lucas's part.

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    9. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

      it's also possible that the clone troopers *were* stormtroopers

      Unlikely since they have different (and non-NZ) voices.

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    10. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

      it's repeatedly pointed out how loyal the sith apprentices are to their masters.

      Yep, of course Palpatine talking about how he killed his own master (or how a Sith Apprentice killed Darth Plageuos (or whatever the name was) but describing it with such relish that the implication that it was him is rather clear), sort of contradicts that point. Though Dooku didn't betray Palpatine as a Sith Lord even though he had his neck between two lightsabers...

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    11. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Be careful! You'll come up with another reason for Lucas to release a re-re-re-re-re-remastered edition!
      br>Honestly, the books and movies are really inconsistent, and the movies are inconsistent with themselves anyway - I see no reason to base a judgment about what's likely and unlikely about some piddly little part of the movies on what actors they could get ahold of at the time.

    12. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe that some of the earlier books suggested that at least some of the stormtroopers are clones.

      i.e. Some are left over from the Republic army - the ones who survived the Clone Wars, and the newer ones are actual normal recruits.

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    13. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by The_Steel_General · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Spoilers still, on Padme's fate:

      Definitely agree with you, and more. As you said, it's difficult to tie to Leia's recollection. Her comments would have made more sense, and been more touching yet, if Padme had died of a broken heart just a couple of years later. But that's more of a fanboy nitpick.

      The real problem was that it wasn't fair to her character. This is a lady who managed to get elected queen and senator, has been politicking in the Senate for probably ten years, is no pushover, but she dies in a unusually short time over the end of an imperfect relationship. (Yes, I know the circumstances were more shocking than just "see ya later.")

      She was, to borrow from a character with a similar unexpected fate, "Boba-Fetted": Killed off before her time because she was no longer needed in the plot and without regard to her strengths. Sure, it tied in with Anakin's fears; yes, in a narrative way it makes sense; okay, he turned so completely as to be a serious shock. But I didn't believe it when it happened, and that's the problem there.

      TSG

    14. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by masdog · · Score: 1

      Although this ties in with the Boba-Fetting to get her out of the plot, isn't it possible that the Emperor used the force to help speed her along to the next world? How else would he know that she had died unless he was lying?

    15. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by wondafucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually the "No, I love you" "No, I love you" dialog was the most believable padme / anakin interaction. Have you ever seen young adults in love for the first time? If you sat in on a date between two sixteen year olds, you would laugh your ass off (granted the characters are older, but I've seen a few adults act this way as well).

    16. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I'm sure Lucas will have this all "fixed up" for the Super Special Edition Editor's Cut of Ep. 3. Padme won't die, and the youngling padawans will attack Anakin first, so he doesn't seem so "evil".

    17. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by eganloo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Perhaps more grating however was the death of Padme - it was utterly unnecessary, Vader did not know if she was dead or not and so Palpatine could easily have lied and told him she was. More than that though, it contradicted Leia's recollections in Jedi - where she remembers her "real mother." It has been suggested that she remembers her through the force, but then, why doesn't Luke?


      Interestingly, the Return of the Jedi novelization wrote that "Luke claimed, 'I have no memory of my mother ..."--with the use of the word "claimed" implying that Luke was not telling Leia the entire truth ("from a certain point of view" of course. ;) to sidestep her question.

      In any case, Leia's quote in the ROTJ dialogue ("She died when I was very young" and "Just...images, really. Feelings.") is consistent with her only "knowing" her mother briefly (and not with real "memories" but "feelings") before she died, if only by being Force-sensitive.
    18. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by kosmosik · · Score: 1

      > What annoyed me most was the
      > inconsistancy.

      I completely agree with you. It is like Lucas has got this idea before but now tweaked it somehow it went all wrong. :\

      (...)

      > Chewie and Yoda were apparently
      > aquaintances and yet the Wookie never
      > mentioned this to Han, or if he did, despite
      > the trust between the two of them, Han
      > didn't consider it to be a reason to believe
      > in the Force.

      Yes this is stupid. Like that R2D2 and C3P actually met first time on 4th episode. But also they were all made by Vader/Anakin and were pals thru 1, 2, 3 and then bang - 10 seconds scene - "lets get their memory ereased", "eeek (droids)" - this one destroyed me completely...

      Also the contrast (I know I am being picky here) between the technology in Vader's suit (big red/green push buttons) and the rest of the world was like kind of funny. :) Those officers on Death Star had those walls of red and green HUGE buttons *and* touch screens. :)

    19. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by eganloo · · Score: 1
      Chewie and Yoda were apparently aquaintances and yet the Wookie never mentioned this to Han, or if he did, despite the trust between the two of them, Han didn't consider it to be a reason to believe in the Force.


      To give the creators credit, Chewbacca, as a layman, only saw Yoda do something (anticipate an attack from clone troopers without seeing it and react decisively with his lightsaber) that Han himself saw Luke (anticipate an attack from a target droid without seeing it and--eventually--react decisively with his lightsaber). Even then, Han said, "I call it luck."

      The fact that Jedi were annihilated or hunted into exile on Chewbacca's home planet probably gives Han Solo even more reason to think that the Force is a "hokey religion." Still, it would have been fascinating if the ROTS actually had a 10-year-old Han Solo in a cameo, as the creators had planned:

      http://www.ew.com/ew/preview/movie/0,6115,1051441_ 1_0_,00.html
    20. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by eganloo · · Score: 1
      Yes this is stupid. Like that R2D2 and C3P actually met first time on 4th episode. But also they were all made by Vader/Anakin and were pals thru 1, 2, 3 and then bang - 10 seconds scene - "lets get their memory ereased", "eeek (droids)" - this one destroyed me completely...


      Actually, Episode IV notes that R2-D2 and C-3PO were familiar with each other before that movie through their mutual last master, "Captain Antilles." (That explain not only why they were so pally in the very beginning, but also the entire Droids sub-franchise, which is predicated on the two droids knowing each other after the prequel trilogy and the mind wipe but before the original trilogy).

      Only C-3PO was made by Anakin, and only C-3PO had his memory wiped (listen to the dialogue carefully: "Have the Protocol Droid's mind wiped."). That makes R2-D2 the only "character" who remembers all of the events in the six movies firsthand. That actually works with Episode IV, with R2-D2 having a bit of a clue where to find "Obi-wan Kenobi" somewhere on this whole planet called Tantooine.
    21. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      When he learns in ep4 that his sons are alive he should have realized that the emperor lied to him, since Padme wouldn't have delivered if he had killed her in Moustafar.

      Here's one interpretation: Padme died of a broken heart, so in a way, Vader did kill her. Besides, Vader already knew the Emperor was lying to him. The Emperor lied when he said he had the secret to preventing death ("working together we can discover it"). And Vader didn't like Palpatine. He wanted to overthrow him and rule the Empire with Padme (and later Luke) at his side.

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    22. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      And why wouldn't she have been sad too? I would assume the family of a senator would not be happy to live through the fall of the Republic they served.

      It's only a plot hole if you are already reading too much into it (since it is not clear which character she is actually referring to), and if that is the case there is no reason to not also do the same for the solution.

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    23. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by BigGerman · · Score: 1

      I always thought that Lucas missed a perfect chance to bring another angle into the Vader' story: Anakin goes bad due to marital difficulties between him and Padme after their marriage: she just becomes this untolerable bitch.
      - Honey, did you take the garbage out as I told you five times already?
      - I find your lack of faith disturbing (Vzzzzzzt!)

    24. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Kerno · · Score: 1

      The worst part of the film was Anakin's submission to the dark side. There is no one event that warrants his killing of Mace Windu and the latter slaughter of the 'younglings'. It is entirely unbelievable that he would acquisience to Palpatine when just before he had reported him to the Jedi (blind as bats to miss the Sith, you are. Furthermore, his entire motivation for turning to the dark side is to save Padme, and yet, he leaves he to go and exterminate Jedi's and winds up on a mission to a molten lava planet, far far away. Why leave her?

    25. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by puppet10 · · Score: 1

      And Spielberg will help and when order 66 is given all the stormtroopers will be carrying walkie-talkies instead of blasters.

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    26. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I saw Ep III twice - the first time I only noticed a (silent) jar-jar once, but during the second viewing noticed him in two scenes and clearly heard his "Excuse Me". The "Nooooo" was the worse moment in the entire film (and the only bordering on cringe-worthy, if you dont mind the cheesy love story dialog). I think it will rival "Khaaaaan" in the annals of bad sci-fi movie screams. Oh, and the Yoda/Chewie thing bothered me as well.

    27. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by bnenning · · Score: 1

      the youngling padawans will attack Anakin first, so he doesn't seem so "evil".

      +5 Morbidly Hilarious

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    28. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by DiscoOnTheSide · · Score: 1

      what movie was this walkie talkie incident from? I've heard it referenced a few times... just never knew what movie.

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    29. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Deagol · · Score: 1
      My biggest gripe is the apparent inconsistiency of the fighting skills of some of the main characters, mostly the Jedi.

      In Episode I, Qui-Gon (a crusty Jedi past his prime) and Obiwan (a hot-headed Padawan a few years shy of his prime) kick some major ass between the two of them. They take on countless droids, get the Queen out of several jams, and duke it out with Darth Maul. Qui-Gon holds his own fairly well the both times he fought Maul alone. Obiwan kicked ass. In short, the ass-kickage to Jedi ratio in E1 was off the charts.

      In Episode II, a few hundred Jedi get their asses handed to them by an army of giant dragonflies? Anikan does pretty bad by himself in the droid foundry. Obiwan, given the fighting stud he was in the previous film, should have been able kick Fett's ass and should have been able to do *much* better against Dukoo. Hell, Luke from ESB would have been able to kick Dukoo's ass in a duel (excepting the lightning trick, of course, but Obiwan seemed to handle that okay).

      I haven't seen E3 yet, but obviously Obiwan kicks ass. But... he kicks the ass of the kid who kicked the ass of Dukoo who kicked *both* their asses in Clones. WTF?!? I can't comment yet on Mace Windu's or Yoda's fights in E3.

      Frankly, given Qui-Gon's age in E1, Obiwan should have been able to do better against Vader in A New Hope. That may have been due to budget constraints and not having any real fight/duel choreographer involved in that film (did they? please tell me they didn't). :)

      In ESB and Jedi, the Vader/Luke duels seems to be just about right, in terms of relative skill.

    30. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOILER WARNING Is this even necessary?

    31. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by r00td43m0n · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a lame idea to kill her off just because her relationship with Anakin went sour. But I realized that everything she really cared about had died. The republic which she cared so much for was nonexistant, just an empire in it's place. Plus the fact that Anakin had tried to kill her and changed so drastically.

    32. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by trendyhendy · · Score: 1

      ET, when the kids on the bikes fly over the policemen near the end.

    33. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by rueba · · Score: 1

      I believe it was E.T.

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    34. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about "I can save you with my new powers!"

      It seemed like he was saying "OMFG I just leveled up!"

    35. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Unlikely since they have different (and non-NZ) voices.

      Not necessarily...in the game Republic Commando, which has a lot of small tie ins to ROTS, your squad of clones have different voices and personalities.

    36. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Obi-Wan spends most of the fight with Anakin on the run, losing. He basically just gets lucky. So it's not inconsistent. Qui-Gon is nowhere near as old in E1 as Obi-Wan was in E4. Also, Obi-Wan holds his own in E4, but then bails and lets Vader "strike him down".

    37. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by babble123 · · Score: 1

      Chewie and Yoda were apparently aquaintances and yet the Wookie never mentioned this to Han, or if he did, despite the trust between the two of them, Han didn't consider it to be a reason to believe in the Force.

      To borrow a quote from Seinfeld: "Ah, it's probably like Smith over there."

    38. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Some other really stupid scenes:

      1) "There seems to be nothing physically wrong with her, but she is dying. We don't know what it wrong. She appears to have lost the will to live." Oh My God, how retarded was that?!? I burst out laughing.
      2) When Padme discovers that Anakin has turned to the dark side on the lava planet, Anakin looks up to see Ewen McGregor standing at the top of the stairs, like Superman. Ridiculous... how could he let that pass?
      3) When the Emperor was thrown into the chair, it looked like it was straight out of a 3 Stooges movie.
      4) Lava-surfing a few feet above the lava surface would have burnt everyone. Even if the actual floating things were shielded, none of the air would be breathable, and yet, neither broke fighters broke into a sweat. Also, the Emperor was standing at the same location where Anakin burst into flames just a few scenes previous.
      5) Why did they make sure Darth Vader was wearing a cape on the operating table when they finished putting the armor over his burnt body? They handcuffed him, but gave him a cape, cause he was bad-ass??!?

      People will like the movie, not because the movie was good, but because they want to like the movie. The movie itself is horrible.

    39. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      Well, in every book, its already been pointed out that the Sith Apprentice only rises to the level of "Master" by actually killing his master, and they usually do that just before or just after taking an apprentice of their own.. (hence Yoda's comment in Ep.2 that with the sith there are always two.. one master and one apprentice)

      --
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    40. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by DrWho520 · · Score: 1

      Ever read a Greek tragedy? Everybody dies. That's part of the tragedy.

      --
      The cancel button is your friend. Do not hesitate to use it.
    41. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you are a horrible person. The dinosaurs died because you touch yourself at night.

    42. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by aaronrp · · Score: 1

      Yoda never meets Chewbacca in the original trilogy, does he?

    43. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

      "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

      If stormtroopers are a standard height, then that strongly implies they're all clones.

    44. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

      In E1 the Jedi are at the height of their power spiritually. For a thousand generations and all that...

      They're quite able to see the future and deal with the occassional uppity bounty hunter. The sith, however, are quite a danger to them.

      By E2, the force is waning for the Jedi. They're ambushed and killed by /droids/! Granted they're droids with the psi backing of both Dooku and possibly Sideous, so that's better than your average droid by far.

      And in E3 they're practically decapitating themselves while trying to shave. Further sign that the force is /not/ with them.

    45. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think that Padme's death is a good idea, for a couple of reasons:

      1. Vader is presumably capable of observing the funeral (which is most likely held on Naboo), in which she still appears to be pregnant. Thus he assumes that the child died along with Padme until episode 5.

      2. In Star Wars, premonitions tend to come true. Like Anakin's visions of his mother's suffering, Anakin's visions of Padme's death upon giving birth become true. It's especially significant that not only is Anakin unable to save her, he actually causes her to be so weak as to not survive when attacking her prior to his battle with Obi-Wan.

    46. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      There was one thing I picked up on.

      Remember the scene where the Palpatine proclaimns himself Emperor (and gives rise to one of the best lines of the hexology -- "And so democracy dies, to the sound of thunderous applause.")?

      The very next scene cuts to Obi-wan Kenobi, who has just survived Order 66 hundreds of light years away. As I remember he has yet to make contact with the rest of the world (or he might be trying) and he refers to Palpatine as 'Emperor.'

      Man, the Jedi must have saved a packet on newspapers...

      --

      Cogito, ergo sig.

    47. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was from south park.

      --Coder

    48. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by nurhussein · · Score: 1

      Here's an explanation : Leia didn't know she was adopted. She thought Bail Organa was her real father and his wife as her real mother. To make the cover-up complete she would never be told the truth, lest she goes out and tries to find out who she really is. So when Luke finally tells Leia they're brother and sister, the shock is greater.

    49. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps more grating however was the death of Padme - it was utterly unnecessary,

      100% Disagree. This is the crucial part of the film. There is a reference in Episode V where Yoda says it is difficult to see into the future as it holds so many paths. He says this whilst counselling Luke against going to rescue Han and Leia.

      Padme dies because of what Anakin becomes. Anakin becomes what he becomes because he is trying to cheat the future that will happen if he becomes it. In other words she dies because he chose the Dark Side. If he had not chosen the Dark Side she would not have given up the will to live.

      Its quite clever and subtle, not heard or read anyone talking/writing about this, but its there. Its a nice twist to the story.

    50. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      I agree, but only partially. Fear for Padem's life was not the only hook the dark side had in Annie. Frustration with the Jedis' lack of appreciation and trust in him was another, combined with ambition. I think his turning against Windu can be justified with that - and the further disappointment of seeing Windu being ready to betray his own principles and kill Palpatine. Must've seemed mighty hypocritical to Annie.

      What I can't accept is the quick jump from that to slaughtering defenseless kids.

      Except for that, the process seemed believable to me, especially the later part.

      --

      The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
      --Henry Kissinger

    51. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Let's+Kiosk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My take on it is that Vader, believing the lie that he had killed Padme, lost his will to overthrow Palpatine and rule the galaxy -- without the woman for whom he sold his soul, what's the use? Plus his life now depends on this high-tech suit that the Emperor no doubt controls somehow (maybe a chip that can be switched off if he gets unruly), and Palpatine no doubt has some other Dark Side-related hold on to him. Also, Darth may not be strong enough to kill Palpatine by himself anymore.

      So in the intervening 16-20 years, Vader channels all his rage, hatred, guilt and self-loathing into becoming the baddest ass in the galaxy.

      Sometime between Eps 4 and 5, when Vader learns the identity of that protege of Obi-Wan's who destroyed the Death Star (hey, maybe the Empire should have been keeping a lookout for Skywalkers from Tatooine?), he indeed realizes that Palpatine had lied to him all those years before, and how much was stolen from him. That's when he renews his decision to overthrow the Emperor, but this time only if he can get his son to join him. Of course, he has to bide his time and make a big show to the Emperor of how willing he is to destroy his son.

      It certainly helps explains why he was so murderously anxious to find Luke in Ep 5. I wonder if he also spent any time secretly looking to find out if Padme was still alive?

    52. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Yes, I got the reverse "gift of the magi" plot line there.

      I haven't seen it in the theaters yet, so my impression is based totally on the story itself - no pristine sweeping vistas on my laptop.

      It falls flat like most movies fall flat - it really needs fifteen or twenty hours to tell such a story, as I'm acustomed to in a book (or, more precisely, a bood on tape/cd). The prequels would have been better served with a brief intro to young ani and the death of his mother, the clone army, and then, starting about 30 mintues in to the first film, we get to the "tranformation" in the third film, but its covered over two and a half films now. The transformation happens almost too fast; the Jedi Masters are too ignorant.

      It's a fun film (if you can sit still during the "love" scenes), and I'll see it in a theater when I get the chance - I'm sure it is stunning in a good theater. It can never be on par with IV, because IV was new and different, so that added to the excitment all by itself. The effects were amazing for their time, and were a leap ahead. CG is still just CG - it's just better, smoother, etc. After Jurassic Park, it's not ohmygodWOW to have great CG scenery and characters now. If I can menatlly ignore that stupid timecode for 95% of the movie, I can easily overlook CG that isn't perfect if the story is compelling.

      Extra thoughts...Wow, Hayden Christiensen was bad. I'm going to say he was worse than Natalie Portman, but that could just be becuase I'd still like to bed NP. Still, they're both awful. I liked Ewan McGregor more in this film than in the previous ones - he was very good. Yoda had the best and most appropriate facial expressions of any character in the movie. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or depressed by that.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    53. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in 1977, I remember reading in some SF magazine an interview with George Lucas, and he said the Stormtroopers were all clones. I think only one voice was used for all Stormtroopers.

      That voice wasn't the same voice as the one used in Episode III, of course, but after 18 years you can assume that a different line of clones, with upgrades, was raised by with a different education and sounded different.

      "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" asked Leia. If they are all clones then they are all the same height.

    54. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The explanation, which makes sense to me, is that small groups of clones were given special training, and picked up speech patterns as well as new skills from their trainers. They had a very different education from the stock standard clone troopers and thus sound different.

    55. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Jonathan_S · · Score: 1
      Of course the other irritation with the film was the godawful dialogue. The "no I love you" "no I love you" scenes between Anakin and Padme, Vader lifting his head to the skies and shouting "NOOOOOOO!"
      When I saw that I couldn't help thinking of Calculon. ("Funny story, the line was originally 'yes' in the script, but I put my own spin on it")
    56. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

      That Noooooo!!! was cringe-worthy, but I have to say the entire row of people behind me couldn't stop laughing during the scene where Sidious is "transformed" in his battle with Windu, and then in his dialogue afterwards. That makeup job and his sudden transformation didn't seem to have its intended effect.

    57. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it will rival "Khaaaaan" in the annals of bad sci-fi movie screams.

      that was the best freaking line of dialogue ever delivered by capt kirk period.

    58. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side to save Padme." And he already halfway believed the Jedi were a threat to peace and order.

    59. Re:I didn't have high hopes about this but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Umm ... it's midichlorians that create life, but Padme's had been drained away by Anakin's super-powerful offspring!
      2) That's part of how Jedi mind tricks work! You think they're bad-ass because they look bad-ass. (Hey, it seemed to work--Obi-Wan had already admitted Anakin was actually the better Jedi.)
      3) This was a homage to their wacky hijinks in Revenge of the Stooges!
      4) The, um, lava bucket brigade droids had incredibly powerful Peltier effect heat sinks that drew all the heat out of the area! And the melting point depends on the material--if the planet's core was made of mercury, the lava wouldn't be all that hot.
      5) At that moment Anakin's psyche had been shattered. His only chance to recover and become a bad-ass Sith Lord was to believe in himself again, thus he had to look bad-ass! Plus the armor shipped with the cape attached (like the plastic sheet over the face of your VCR), so it wouldn't be all scratched and scuffed when it arrived. That's why it was so shiny!

  31. Jar jar rocks! by mok000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meese luuvs Jar Jar!!

    1. Re:Jar jar rocks! by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I wonder how many people just "Foe"d you. I know I did.

  32. Who are you by Max_Abernethy · · Score: 0, Troll

    And why do I give a shit what you thought about Star Wars?

    1. Re:Who are you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you, and why should I give a shit that you don't give a shit?

    2. Re:Who are you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you didn't ignore the review?

  33. Not as good as I had hoped by TripMaster_Monky · · Score: 5, Funny

    For some reason there is a large timestamp running across the film. I guess Lucas wanted to add an air of suspense with that effect.

    --
    __________
    |rip/\/\aster /\/\onky
    1. Re:Not as good as I had hoped by brandanglendenning · · Score: 0

      maybe you shouldn't have downloaded it.

    2. Re:Not as good as I had hoped by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Does you finger get tan when you point out the blindingly obvious?

      --
      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    3. Re:Not as good as I had hoped by drwiii · · Score: 1

      That's not a timestamp, it's a hit counter tracking the number of downloads.

  34. Totaly redundant spoilers by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2

    Warning no real spoilers below*

    *Anakin skywalker becomes darth vade

    *Anakin/vader is luke and leias father

    *luke and leia are twins

    *chancilor palpatine is the empiror

    *Palpatine is Darth sidious

    *Yoda and Obi-wan survive

    *Senator Organa adopts leia

    *Yoda dosnt kill the empiror

    *Alot of jedi get killed

    *The republic ends

    *Obi-wan beats darth vaderv
    *Palpatine is a sith lord

    *Amidala is pregnant

    Honestly , my faith was restored in lucas after seeing the film , it was honestly a very enjoyable movie .
    The only bit that bugged me were the romantic scenes which are not really lucas's strong point

    --
    The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    1. Re:Totaly redundant spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * You cant spell worth shit

    2. Re:Totaly redundant spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your grammar is appauling Sir, Perchance you would give up insulting others till you learn to phrase things properly.

    3. Re:Totaly redundant spoilers by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

      Who wants to take this one?

  35. To sum up my thoughts of the movie by GrassMunk · · Score: 1

    I think i can sum up the acting and the dialogue in one word:

    Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Worst movie ever!

    1. Re:To sum up my thoughts of the movie by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Frankenstein shuffle that he does when he first wakes up. It's the epitome of not only bad acting and dialogue, but bad directing as well.

    2. Re:To sum up my thoughts of the movie by Vertdang · · Score: 1

      This scene was actually a tribute to the old Frankenstein movie... And how well do you think ANYONE would walk (at least initially) after having their legs cutoff and replaced?

      --
      Statesmen serve to better the country and help the people.
      Politicians serve to better themselves and help friends.
    3. Re:To sum up my thoughts of the movie by galdur · · Score: 1
      Worst movie ever!
      You don't go out a lot, do you?
    4. Re:To sum up my thoughts of the movie by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I thought of Frankenstein immediately when I saw that. Unfortunately, that made it seem more goofy or comedic than dramatic.

      Lucas seems to have a problem with mixing comedic bits into his drama scenes these days. Think how Palpatine is thrown through his chair like he's Charlie Chaplain, or when little Annie 'accidentally' blew up the enemy by pushing random buttons on his ship in ep. I, or the land battle with Gunguns in ep. I, or the elevator scenes in III.

      All this mixing of the comedy, especially physical comedy, with the dramatic bits is only diluting the drama and isn't really funny.

  36. the tattered remains of your childhood... by sssmashy · · Score: 5, Funny

    What has Lucas done to the possibly tattered remains of my childhood?

    Yeesh, I'm sick of people bitching that Lucas ruined their childhood fantasies with his subsequent movies.

    If a few hours of film constituted the emotional highlight of your childhood, I'd say you have bigger issues to worry about than Lucas or his imaginary universe.

    1. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree, there are a bunch of whiny people here. Not to mention:

      1. Most of us saw the 4,5,6 through the eyes of childhood and years of rewatching. It is not possible for these movies to have the same impact as others did on us as children. If you go back and look at the dialoge, acting, etc (often cited as complaints for ep 1,2,3) they were just as bad in the original eps. I can't overstate this, yet very few people acknowledge it.

      2. The dialoge is done in the style of 30's serials, and is intentionally over the top. Apparently Lucas likes it, and many people here don't. Too bad...he made the movies and has enough money and power ("Druish women are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it") to make the movie he wants to make.

    2. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by PabloHoffman · · Score: 1

      I guess it all comes down to this question: will you go to see Eps VII, VIII, IX if they are ever released?. Cause if you will, you're cheating yourself in saying that Lucas "ruined your Childhood fantasies", seriously, think about it.

      And, rest assured, that's the only question that really matters to the people who will make the decision about Ep 7/8/9 fate.

      I, for one, saw Ep 3 already and didn't quite like it, but I know I'm gonna see Ep 7,8,9 because, like Don King said... it's entertainment baby.

    3. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Art is one of the most important experiences we can have and in our society the premier art form is probably film. Why shouldn't a few hours of film be the emotional highlight of your childhood? What should be? The first time mama wiped your ass?

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    4. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I don't think Star Wars was _the_ emotional highlight for me but it's what the art inspires - that would be my rebuff.

      Star Wars was at at least 2 of my birthday parties - they were big events as my Dad borrowed top-loading beta-max (IIRC) video players from his school! But those movies inspired countless hours of light-saber wielding blaster-imitating playground fun ... even on the school bus [jetting off in my X-wing] I was being effected by Star Wars.

      Friends that had the AT-ATs and Millenium Falcon [toys] were cool friends too ...

      So I can sort of see what people are getting at.

      DoB - 1976.

    5. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by pixelgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      -- Yeesh, I'm sick of people bitching that Lucas ruined their childhood fantasies with his subsequent movies.

      Subsequent experience with treasured childhood movies or shows is always a bad idea. Nothing is as good as it was when we were young.

      I used to love Gilligan's Island when I was a child and I think that the shows are utter and irredemable cr*p now.

      Does that invalidate my childhood memories? No it doesn't. It just means that I grew up, became a more critical viewer and now demand more depth to my comedies and TV show.

      Face it folks, the original Star Wars movie were fluff and we all lvoed them when we were young but that just means that we had different tastes then.

      As much as I liked the original trilogy I really can't watch them now because the acting is terrible (Harrison Ford in TESB is horrible) and the plots are really thin.

      But I certainly cherish the memories that I had of watching them.

      Frankly I'd be more worried if I actually did like the movies as much now as I did when I was younger.

    6. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shouldn't a few hours of film be the emotional highlight of your childhood? What should be? The first time mama wiped your ass?

      You don't get out much, do you?

    7. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you really want to see your childhood memories ruined, go rent the new Thunderbirds movie some time...

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    8. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Judge not, lest ye be judged.

      --
      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    9. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Most of us saw the 4,5,6 through the eyes of childhood and years of rewatching. It is not possible for these movies to have the same impact as others did on us as children

      I saw The first Star Wars (before it was "Episode IV") in 1977, when I was 19. It was great, and seeing it recently, still great. The sequels I didn't like so much; the prequels are dross (I & II, haven't seen III).

      The dialoge is done in the style of 30's serials, and is intentionally over the top.

      The dialogue in IV was lively, in I & II, wooden.

    10. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by dimator · · Score: 1

      There is also something to be said for the pure impact that A New Hope had, from a movie-goers perspective. Special effects that had just never been imagined were right in front of your face, and executed very well.

      I think that played a big part. Now that everyone has seen the Matrix, LOTR, Episode 1/2, I don't think any movie could have as big of a visual impact on us anymore. (But if such a movie did come out that shocked even the most jaded of us, WOW, that would be something!)

      --
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    11. Re:the tattered remains of your childhood... by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Nothing is as good as it was when we were young.

      Indeed. "The golden age of science fiction is twelve".

      --

      The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
      --Henry Kissinger

  37. what did palpatine say to anakin's toasted torso? by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

    well done young jedi!

    my take on the film is at my LJ; at almost 2000 words, it's too long for a /. comment box.

    --
    if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence / freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
  38. Jamie is sort of on point here by ACNiel · · Score: 1

    It is a 3.5 hour movie. It has 1.5 hours of light sabre fights, .5 hours of bad interpersonal dialogue, and .5 hours of interesting story.

    As to the effects, the effects I enjoyed the most were the call backs to EP IV. When Jimmy Smits walks down the exact same hallway that we first see Darth Vader come walking down in EP IV, I got a huge smile on my face. The big plastic buttons everywhere, it was great.

    I enjoyed the movie immensely, but find it incredibly easy to be critical of it.

    (the fact that I got a refill on my 5 gallon bucket of soda didn't help my impression of it being long)

    1. Re:Jamie is sort of on point here by Highlander · · Score: 1

      Where was the other 1 hour at? In the washroom after your 10 gallons of soda? :)

      H

  39. No Star Wars review thread would be complete... by FunkyRat · · Score: 2, Informative
  40. Soap Opera storytelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is the story isn't a really formed as an arc that plays out over 9 episodes. It's written like a soap opera feedback loop with constant revisions playing to the audience and the delusions of a storyteller that thinks way too highly of himself. It ends up with everyone related to everyone else and doesn't even deliver in the sexy results dept.

  41. Good Story + Silly Execution = Good Cheese by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

    Talking about this movie after the fact made me realize that I liked the story of it. Captured the imagination, so to speak. As for the execution of this last movie, I like to think of it as good cheese. I laughed quite a bit. The emperor was hilarious when he bent bat shit, laughing like a loon while fighting yoda, and equally loony tunes when he killed Mace. And of course, the excellent "NOOOOOOO" from vader made me lose my cookies. Good cheese. That's all I can really say about it.

    On an aside, I dislike the term "visual filmmaker". All filmmaking is visual whether the action is a talking head or dancing nun. In such light, Lucas is no different from any other director as far as I am concerned.

  42. hayden christiansen by croddy · · Score: 1
    anyone who doubts hayden christiansen's acting abilities should see shattered glass. in the case of the star wars movies, I think it's more the poor writing/directing that is making him appear to be a poor actor.

    one clue to this phenomenon is samuel l. jackson's less than stellar performances in episodes 1-3...

    1. Re:hayden christiansen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shattered Glass?
      Sorry, but he was equally bad in that.

      Although they did give him some
      ambiguously gay dialog which makes
      his character more believable.

      Compare the acting, storyline, etc to any
      of the popular sci-fi shows of today
      (Star Trek, Stargate, BSG) and you will
      find it __VERY__ __WANTING__.

    2. Re:hayden christiansen by croddy · · Score: 1

      well, I guess part of the problem is that you're trying to think of star wars as a science-fiction series. I suppose that would make it pretty disappointing!

  43. Tragedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm totally with Jamie on this one. I'm usually good about going into movies without preconceived notions, so I can enjoy them (or not) for their own qualities, but this movie does have baggage. We know episodes I and II, and IV-VI. Here the artist gets to draw one line with which to finish a masterpiece, but the start and end points of the line are already known. Lucas fails to fill in the gap in the masterpiece.

    So, the Star Wars saga is about the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker. It's a worthy story, and could make a great saga. The problem is that Anakin is not a tragic figure. In Episode I he was an arrogant, aloof, brooding kid who wanted to solve problems through force. The jedi council didn't want to train him because they figured he would turn. In the second movie he was an arrogant, impetuous kid who thought he was better than all the other jedi, and talked about how a single strong leader would be better than the democracy. The jedi council was afraid that he wasn't pure. Episode III is actually the first time he actually tried not to fall. Personally, I thought the "fall" was so poorly executed that I could hardly figure out what happened. In any case, there is no tragedy when someone falls to the dark side when everyone always knew it was going to happen (and I'm not talking about people who saw IV-VI). Anakin Skywalker was never a good man.

    There were moments in Episode I and II which I liked. I didn't hate either movie. There is nothing I liked in Episode III. If it performed well, it could have cemented the saga, but it fell totally flat for me. What a waste.

    1. Re:Tragedy by jamie · · Score: 1
      Personally, I thought the "fall" was so poorly executed that I could hardly figure out what happened.

      Right, there's simply no believable motivation. He had a couple of nightmares and thought they might come true, OK. So why did he confide in one friend and not the other? I can almost believe that he thought both groups were trying to manipulate him, but no plausible reason was given for him turning to the Chancellor to confide in and not asking any of the Jedis, hey, anyone know how to stop death premonitions from coming true?

      And once he went over to the Chancellor's side, practically the first thing the Chancellor did was say, hey, that thing I promised you I could do for you, well I have no idea how to do it, but let's go try to figure it out maybe! How dumb does this kid have to be that he doesn't rethink a little at that point?

      And those are just the plot holes. The effort to sell me on the part that did make sense was just pathetic.

    2. Re:Tragedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What got me was all the inconsistency. Sideous was always using a grey-area logic, dissuading Anakin from the black-and-white logic of the Jedi. The rumors I had heard were that Sideous killed Amidala to push Anakin over the edge. Those are both good angles that could explain how a good person would become bad.

      Instead, Anakin starts to question Palpatine for the first time. Anakin finds out he's a sith lord, and actually shows Jedi restraint in not killing him, but he does consider him evil and turns him into the Jedi council. But, 2 minutes later, for no apparent reason, Anakin is fighting those same jedi defending Palpatine. WTF? There is no explanation given for his sudden change of heart. Even when I guess, it's so much of a stretch that I can't picture a jedi falling for it (he is willing to turn against his beliefs to possibly aquire a forbidden, forgotten power to possibly save his wife who might possibly die in childbirth?)

    3. Re:Tragedy by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Anakin went to the Chancellor simply because Anakin always felt like the Jedi were treating him like a child, where as the chancellor was treating Anakin how Anakin wanted to be treated. For example, Chancellor gets Anakin on the the council, The council refuses to give him status as a master. The Jedi then go as far as to ask him to spy on the chancellor. From Anakin's point of view, the chancellor was becoming his friend more and more where as the Jedi were distrusting him and thinking he was getting ahead of himself. Not to mention that the Chancellor was a Sith Lord and obviously already had some kind of control over Anakin which was demonstrated in the beginning of the movie when Anakin won the fight and the Chancellor told Anakin to kill him. Despite Anakin not wanting to kill him, he still did simply because the Chancellor said to. This demonstrated that the Chancellor had more control over Anakin then was thought.

      I keep finding that most of the things people complain about in these movies are simply because they didn't follow it through, missed something, interpreted something wrong, or didn't understand the full implication of some prior action. George Lucas did a more or less flawless job in keeping his story straight and people just need to accept this. If the movies don't seem like they had the same impact as they did 15-20 years ago maybe...just maybe, that is because you are 15 years older and view life in a different light. Call me crazy, but most of slashdot's complaints can be summed up in "But this seemed so much better and made so much more sense when I saw the first trilogy" which shows nothing but the fact that they've grown up and their imaginations have died a little.
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    4. Re:Tragedy by Sandman1971 · · Score: 1

      Damn I wish I had mod points, because your statements above are very insightful and 100% of how I feel about the prequels. 22 years passed between Episode IV and Episode I; 28 years with Episode III. You are not who you were 28 years ago. Lucas aimed Episodes 1 & 2 towards kids, and those of us who can still view these movies with our inner child's eyes. Lucas never claimed that these were cerebral, serious movies. They're a throwback to the old black and white serials, and in that sense, Lucas has totally succeeded.

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    5. Re:Tragedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep finding that most of the things people complain about in these movies are simply because they didn't follow it through, missed something, interpreted something wrong, or didn't understand the full implication of some prior action.

      Lucas never claimed that these were cerebral, serious movies. They're a throwback to the old black and white serials


      Heh. So are they too complicated for me, or too simple? You two need to match your stories better. ;)

      I heard a lot of the same things after the second Matrix movie. "If you didn't like it, then you just didn't get it. Take it from those of us who did, it was a great movie." I listened to the explanations, watched the movie again, and didn't buy any of them. It's subjective. If the movie didn't work for me, then it didn't work for me. If you liked it, good for you. I never use the phrase "It sucked". I will say, "I didn't like it."

      In the past couple years I have watched a lot of kid's movies, and enjoyed many of them. Some are, as one moviemaker pointed out, better than adult movies because they can't fall back on sex and violence as a crutch, they have to use story and character. I have also seen Saturday melodramas and enjoyed them. They can be campy, but they have a certain appeal. I have also watched the original Star Wars trilogy, and I still enjoy it. The characters are likable and the plot is simple enough to do well.

      So when you claim that the prequels are kid's movies or serials or just like the original trilogy, I have to ask, then why don't I enjoy them like I do any of those types of movies? Actually, I think the prequels have kind of an identity crisis, and they try to be all the categories as well as being serious movies telling a deep story. In doing so, they bite off more than they can handle, and they fail.

      I bought the DVDs for both episodes I and II, because I can watch them and enjoy them. They aren't what they could be, but they still have entertainment value. Despite being the nerd I am, I really don't know if I will by RotS. I just didn't enjoy it on any level. The action didn't work for me, the drama didn't work for me, and the romance didn't work for me.

      I did not like it, Sam-I-Am.

  44. Political commentary in ROTS by ghostunit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Something I found really odd was when Anakin says "if you're not with me, you're my enemy" and Obi-Wan replies "only a Sith deals in absolutes".

    This is obviously an anti-Bush remark, but it doesn't fit at all in the movie. First of all, it's quite clear that by that point they are already mortal enemies, even Obi-Wan had already said they had no path left but to try to kill each other. Second, the "only a Sith deals in absolutes" is nonsense, especially considering lines such as these:

    OB1: The emperor is evil!
    DV: From my point of view the Jedis are evil!
    OB1: then you are lost!

    I liked the subtle (and unintended, since the plot was written in the 70s) critcism of ep2 and 3 to the current political madness in America, but that line was lousy.

    1. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      actually, it's a contradiction. "only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute :P

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    2. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by Vermifax · · Score: 1

      "This is obviously an anti-Bush remark"

      No it is not. What it is is your anti-bush bias coloring your daily life experiences.

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    3. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by ghostunit · · Score: 1

      Lucas says so in interviews, you can do a google search

    4. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by gibson_81 · · Score: 1

      And Padme's comment: "So this is how freedom dies? With people shouting and cheering"

    5. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That line would be "to thunderous applause."

    6. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Repeat after me, Google does not count as a valid source.

      So would you like to back that up?

    7. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      "This is obviously an anti-Bush remark"

      Or is it you looking for parallels to the movie in real life?

    8. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That remark actually made a lot of sense. A "democratic" government granting more powers to a single leader should be a cause for concern, especially when even the previous powers were supposed to be temporary (see episode 2, when Palpatine "humbly" accepts the powers and promises to relinquish them after his term is over).

    9. Re:Political commentary in ROTS by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      Sure is, but only because bush is a sith! ;)

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  45. Episode III compared to the others by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    My wife and I went to see the movie yesterday. Here are my impressions.

    It was the best one of the third trilogy. I would put it on par with Return of the Jedi. The special effects, lightsaber duels and space combat scenes were great. I've gotta say, the CG was pretty good, I didn't even notice the Count Dooku action scenes were CG.

    Yes, the acting was pretty bad, even from Portman and MacGregor. The one possible exception to this was Ian McDiarmid as Palpatine. Did anybody really believe Obi-wan when he said "I can't watch any more" after he watched Vader killing jedi on the security hologram? Was Amidala convincing when she told Vader he was breaking her heart? That was highschool play quality acting there.

    My wife liked the movie, and she wanted to watch the original Star Wars again when we came home. Say what you will about the acting in the old movies, but there was a chemistry there that just didn't exist in Ep. 1-3. Nobody compares to the cocksure Han Solo or sharp-tongued Princess Leia. Even the actors that played Uncle Owen and Aunt Baru did a better job than anybody in Ep. 1-3 did.

    The movie had a darker tone, about the only laughs I got were when Amidala told Anakin she was pregnant, and he was like "uh..., uh...., oh yeah, that' uh... great" (though I don't think that was supposed to be funny), and when the wookies were swinging from vines, howling like Tarzan.

    Aside from the acting, the only thing I didn't care for was at the end when Palpatine was showing Vader the Death Star. It sure did take them a long time to build that (nearly 20 years!), and the CG Grand Moff Tarkin was pretty cheesy. That's one of those scenes that could be left out and probably made the movie better.

    Still, the bad doesn't outweigh the good, and I liked it overall. I'd give it a 2.5 out of 4.

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    1. Re:Episode III compared to the others by Mancat · · Score: 1

      Heheh.. The audience in the theater actually erupted in laughter for these lines:

      Anakin: "You are so beautiful"
      Padme: "Because I am in love"
      Anakin: "No... Because I am in love with you!"

      Come on, Lucas.. 'Ya could have at least let someone who knows how to write love scenes write this stuff. It was seriously painful watching the "intimate moments" between Anakin and Padme.

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    2. Re:Episode III compared to the others by jamie · · Score: 1
      the only laughs I got were when Amidala told Anakin she was pregnant, and he was like "uh..., uh...., oh yeah, that' uh... great" (though I don't think that was supposed to be funny), and when the wookies were swinging from vines, howling like Tarzan.

      Nope, neither of those were supposed to be funny.

    3. Re:Episode III compared to the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    4. Re:Episode III compared to the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie had a darker tone, about the only laughs I got were when Amidala told Anakin she was pregnant, and he was like "uh..., uh...., oh yeah, that' uh... great" (though I don't think that was supposed to be funny), and when the wookies were swinging from vines, howling like Tarzan.

      You were at the wrong theater, pal. Mine had people rolling in the aisles when General Grievous entered combat mode in such an over-the-top way. And the Emperor's "my little green friend" line to Yoda was greeted with screams of laughter.

      Let's be honest - Star Wars 3 is high comedy.

      It's strange, really. When Lucas tries to be funny, he fails miserably (Jar Jar anyone?). When he tries to be serious, though...

    5. Re:Episode III compared to the others by CypherXero · · Score: 0

      It was the best one of the third trilogy. Wow, there's a third trilogy?

    6. Re:Episode III compared to the others by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1
      Wow, there's a third trilogy?

      What? You mean you didn't see Episodes VII-IX?

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    7. Re:Episode III compared to the others by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      It sure did take them a long time to build that (nearly 20 years!)

      The whole timescale thing was totally messed up full stop.

      Firstly, how long a timescale did the movie cover? At the beginning of the movie, Padme didn't show particular much from a pregnancy point of view so I guess we assume the whole thing happened over about 6 months from start to finish. Okay, so maybe it took time to find Grievous - but then that wasn't clear in the movie.

      Secondly, the whole technology advancement thing is screwed. We see a Corellian freighter at the end of the movie that looks little different to the one at the beginning of episode 4 some 20+ years later. Yet the Republic is already flying fighters that look like X-Wings in Episode 3 that don't look that much different in Episode 4.

      Okay, so maybe you would still use a 20 year old freighter by the time episode 4 comes along but why would you send an important "diplomat" (i.e. Princess Leia) on a ship as old as that?

      Also, if the Death Star took 20 odd years to build, how come the second Death Star was virtually finished so quickly between the episode 4 and episode 6?

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    8. Re:Episode III compared to the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah forget that 1977 love dialog! No
      G ratings here!

      There is blood, gore (LOL) and politics.

      What's wrong with Padme face down in the
      bed getting pounded by a slightly evil
      'Annie".. OK bitch call me Annie one more
      time and I'm putting my Lightsaber in
      the bad place!

      Aftwerwards, of course, she smiles and
      says thank you ...like in closer.

    9. Re:Episode III compared to the others by hengist · · Score: 1

      Haven't seen the movie yet, but I can speculate about some of these timeframe problems.

      > We see a Corellian freighter at the end of the
      > movie that looks little different to the one at
      > the beginning of episode 4 some 20+ years later.

      The Millenium Falcon was an old, much reworked ship. How many smugglers would be flying top-of-the-line ships?

      > Yet the Republic is already flying fighters that
      > look like X-Wings in Episode 3 that don't look
      > that much different in Episode 4.

      The rebels were resource-poor and had to make do with what they had. So, the X-Wing is just a small evolution from the Republic fighters.

      > Okay, so maybe you would still use a 20 year old
      > freighter by the time episode 4 comes along but
      > why would you send an important "diplomat" (i.e.
      > Princess Leia) on a ship as old as that?

      Well, the US President still flies on a 747, which is a 30+ year old design. The ship Leia was on could have been significantly upgraded in the intervening 20 years, and as a senatorial ship it definitely would have been well maintained.

      > Also, if the Death Star took 20 odd years to
      > build, how come the second Death Star was
      > virtually finished so quickly between the
      > episode 4 and episode 6?

      Contruction of the second Death Star may have commenced before the first was destroyed, with the design changes being made retroactively. The construction crew on the second Death Star could have been much larger. Also, the second Death Star was only partially completed, while the first was fully operational. The reactor and main gun of the second Death Star were fully operational, but the engines, hyperdrive, fuel tanks, barracks, hangers etc may not have been built. Can you imagine how long would it take to put in the toilets for a million crew?

      We also don't know how long the first Death Star had been operational before it was destroyed. The dialogue between the Imperial generals suggests that it was fairly new, but the rebels had had enough time to find out about it and to steal the plans. As it was a new design, the first Death Star may have gone through an extensive shake-down period.

      Not saying that these aren't continuity errors, just saying that they aren't necessarily so.

    10. Re:Episode III compared to the others by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      Accepted. But then look at the fighter Anakin was flying in the first movie (the yellow Starfighter) and compare that to the "prototype" X-Wing we see in episode 3 - a huge difference over a less than 10 year time scale that then doesn't change much over the next 20 years.

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  46. See it dubbed! by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Spending the year studying in Barcelona, I ended up seeing Episode III dubbed to Spanish, and I truly and sincerely believe this made the experience better.

    Most noticeable was the improvement in the scenes with Anakin/Vader, because Jamie is exactly right - Christensen in an awful actor. And much of this awfulness lies in the horribly wooden and monotonous delivery of every single line of dialogue, which means having it replaced by an experienced Spanish voice actor is a real blessing.

    But the improvements weren't limited to Anakin's lines, and my theory is that this can be explained by the extreme use of blue/green-screen photography in these films. The actors are used to delivering their lines while at least in some sense being there in the environment of the film's story, and end up floundering when forced to work with the nothingness of a green screen. The voice-actors that do the dubbing, on the other hand, have years and years of experience in putting emotion in their lines without any sort of environment except the recording studio.

    Maybe those of you in the right parts of the US can take a trip across the border to Mexico and see it there? Do they even dub films there?

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    1. Re:See it dubbed! by jamie · · Score: 1
      It would be better with the sound off, too.

      Acting in front of a screen could partly responsible, I suppose. But Christensen and Portman had zero chemistry even when looking into each other's eyes. And it wasn't a problem in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, which was 100% green-screened.

      I think the fault lies both with Lucas and his principal actor.

    2. Re:See it dubbed! by Balthisar · · Score: 1

      I said in another comment that I saw it in Spanish. As it happens, here in Mexico. Only a 2.5 hour drive from the Arizona town of Nogales.

      I'd REALLY like to compare notes with someone who saw it in English and Spanish. I have no complaints with the Spanish version, and now I'm hesitant to see it in English. I'll just count my blessings that the English version was sold out for the show -- although, I'd have no idea why it sold out ahead of the Spanish version!

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    3. Re:See it dubbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe those of you in the right parts of the US can take a trip across the border to Mexico and see it there?
      Heh. Define: irony.
    4. Re:See it dubbed! by vyrus128 · · Score: 1

      Someone should hire some good English-speaking voice actors and do a cut of Eps 1-3 with all the actors-who-can't-do-emotion (I'll leave it up to you which those are) dubbed over. Maybe then we'll have something worth seeing. And while you're at it, dub out Jar-jar into some incomprehensible alien language. Then you can use subtitles to give him whatever lines you want, or no lines at all. :-D

    5. Re:See it dubbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen it dubbed in Spanish and I really think dubbing kill a lot of acting of the original... but reading the comments of other people seems to be that the film is just crap.

      The dubbing was simply horrible. Somentimes Anakin has "bad" voice, the next scene has "good" voice... Sidious sounds like a joke of himself...

      And obviously the bad dialogue lines translated are very bad dialogue lines... Sorry Lucas, you fail.

    6. Re:See it dubbed! by two.oh · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I felt that Hayden Christensen was one of the better actors this time around. Again, you have to blame a lot of the dialogue on the writing. After watching it the second time around, I was paying very close attention to his acting ability, and I really have to say, that this was his best performance yet, and it is up to par with a lot of other actors in Hollywood. Obviously, it wasn't quite as good as McGregor, however, it wasn't as terrible as Natalie Portman's (I felt she really made the movie terrible for me).

    7. Re:See it dubbed! by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Christensen in an awful actor.
      No, he's not. I've seen him in some other stuff (notably, "Shattered Glass") and he was rather good. The difference is that 1) Lucas has a great visual sense but can't direct actors for shit, and 2) the dialogue was awful. See Christiansen in something with decent dialogue directed by someone who knows how to get a performance out of his actors, and you'll be amazed -- the kid can act.

      He was certainly no worse than Natalie Portman in this, and we know she can act. See "Closer," "Garden State," heck, go back to "The Professional."

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    8. Re:See it dubbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was born in Mexico, and all the U.S. movies I ever saw down there (even recently when visiting family) were subtitled, not dubbed. The exception is with movies for kids (Disney, etc) because younger kids can't read.

      It drove me nuts that when I saw Star Wars the subtitles were white. Whenever Luke or the storm troopers were onscreen, parts of the subtitles got blocked! At least now they use a very visible bright amber tone.

    9. Re:See it dubbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the time overhere the films are not dubbed. However, for 'kids' movies, we have both dubbed and original.

      I still do not see in my city a dubbed presentation of ROTS. Maybe is because of the rating.

    10. Re:See it dubbed! by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Yep, I'm sure it would be much better for me, since I don't understand spanish!

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    11. Re:See it dubbed! by Kanasta · · Score: 1

      I can see it now, a "business method" patent for dubbing English films in English.

    12. Re:See it dubbed! by miracle69 · · Score: 1

      The irony of this comment is that Mark Hammil is now an accomplished voice actor.

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    13. Re:See it dubbed! by maw · · Score: 1
      In general, movies for kids are dubbed, and those for adults are subtitled. There are exceptions, of course.

      The quality of subtitling varies - I try to avoid reading the subtitles, although my eyes move towards written words seemingly instinctively. In the case of ROTS, the bits I read seemed well done; Yoda uses funny word order in Spanish too, for example.

      Humor, especially when based on wordplay, is often poorly translated. But sometimes it's done very well. In Pulp Fiction, when Uma Thurman tells the tomato family goes for a walk...catch up joke, the punchline is "apurete!" (Grammatically incorrect, but still quite funny.)

      So, really, the movies are fine here. I just wish I could find a bookstore that doesn't totally suck (and has English books).

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    14. Re:See it dubbed! by MKalus · · Score: 1

      If I take "Sin City" in comparision where everything was green screen as well I would say it CAN be done.

      Maybe Lucas is just a horrible director / writer?

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    15. Re:See it dubbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah! the joys of spanish dubbed starwars dubbed by spaniards... I will never forget: Lucas Trotacielos (Luke Skywalker, cielos pronounced with the heavy Z) and Mascatabaco (Chewbacca). The best comedic value added dub EVER

    16. Re:See it dubbed! by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, nowadays they call characters by their English names, both in the case of Star Wars and in other movies. With Star Wars it works fine, because of the fairly alien-sounding names, but it just sounds silly when the kid in the Ring cries out for his mom: Rrreeichel!

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    17. Re:See it dubbed! by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      I mentioned this to someone the other day: Hayden is *very* good in this when he keeps his mouth shut (definitely convincing expressions). I have also heard from reliable sources that Lucas is a rotten director who doesn't give his actors feedback at all (according to a buddy who saw part of a workprint from Episode 4 where Mark Hamill was trying to get feedback from Lucas with no success). I can believe it.

    18. Re:See it dubbed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen it in spanish, and blamed anakin's poor acting in part to dubbing, you mean it is actually worse in english?!

    19. Re:See it dubbed! by Balthisar · · Score: 1

      Can't vouch for the non-sucking part, but Sanborn's always has English language books. Or of you're close to an airport, they often do, too.

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    20. Re:See it dubbed! by maw · · Score: 1
      All of the English books I've noticed in Sanborns are Dan Brown/John Grisham/etc type books. Maybe 20 or 30 of them. Their magazine section ispretty good, though. I usually buy the Economist there. The airport has an even better magazine selection, but I never noticed the books. (Probably because, when I'm in the airport, I'm going to Boston, which has many good bookstores.)

      I should just buckle down and start using Amazon, really. The market for good English books is just too small here, so nobody sells them.

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  47. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

    > The most poignant moment in "Return of the Jedi" occurs when Luke looks at his right hand just after slicing off the mechanized right hand of Darth Vader.

    because the mechanized stump reminds him of his own injury. it's a throwback to the previous film, not the previous trilogy.

    > Did George Lucas provide a scene (in "Revenge of the Sith") where Darth Vader's own right hand was sliced off? If the answer is "yes", then Lucas has remained true to the original trilogy.

    anakin's own right hand is long gone. dooku took it off between the shoulder and the elbow in ep 2.

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  48. I liked it... by PinkFreud · · Score: 1

    ... but then again, I'm apparently one of the few who liked episodes I and II, as well.

    Yes, Lucas writes cheesy dialog, especially where it concerns romance. Some of his characters (Jar-Jar, anyone?) are annoying as well.

    But the actual story, of the Republic's slide into tyranny, is far better than most have made it out to be.

    Watching Palpatine's moves to gain ever more power in the first two episodes really made those movies for me. The ending of episode II, showing Palpatine overlooking the troops boarding the ships - that simply sent shivers up my spine.

    I have to say that I liked episode III for much the same reasons. Was the space battle breathtaking? Sure. So were the lightsaber battles - but that's about it. Watching Palpatine's ambitions finally come out into the open, and watching Anakin's fall - THAT made episode III for me.

    Could it have been better? Sure. Nothing's perfect. But the story being told is what did it for me - I can ignore the stupidity.

  49. Proper Viewing Order: IV, V, VI, I, II, & III by reporter · · Score: 1
    The proper viewing order is IV, V, VI, I, II, & III. The subplot between Leia and Han Solo in V and VI would be damaged if we inserted anything between V and VI. Do you remember Han's witty reply to Leia in V? She says, "I love you." Then he replies, "I know." A second later, he is frozen in carbonite.

    In VI, Han says, "I love you." Then, Leia responds, "I know."

    Admittedly, I am looking at the matter from the viewpoint of a person who appreciates "Macbeth" and "Romeo and Juliet" by William Shakespeare. Nonetheless, the subplot of Han's interaction with Leia is important. It is part of the chemistry among the characters in IV, V, and VI. That chemistry (and good acting) is sorely missing in I and II.

    After watching IV, V, and VI, you will be prepared to stomach the lead-weighted disappointment of I and II. The grand finale will be III.

  50. Re:But where did you watch it? by F34nor · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's because all those support copyright are plants by THE MAN, man. Don't you get it, they're listening to everything we do man, it's like a total conspiracy, they're even reading this post man! Oh god they're everywhere...

  51. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by njfuzzy · · Score: 1

    I believe it is in the Clone Wars, between II and III. So hopefully, in III, he at least explains it.

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  52. Enjoyable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did actually enjoy the new Star Wars III movie quite a lot. I guess it's like either you like this film or you don't. I think the last twenty minutes went a bit quick, but other than that I was gasping at the start over all the details. I quite enjoyed watching this film and all in all I feel it's well worth the money.

  53. MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So in the last 3 weeks I have had 15 mod points. Never found a reason to use them and they all died.

    Now, I want to mod this a funny but have no points. Karma, eh.

  54. Special Effects by two.oh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being a VFX artist myself, I felt the movie was extremely lacking in certain respects. The first battle scene was amazing, without any doubt. However, Lucas, for some reason, put way too many blue screen shots towards the middle and end, where he relied heavily on CG imagery to back landscape shots.

    For example, Palpatine's room had a backplate entirely out of CG, and at times, the room itself changed from a live action plate to a CG plate when him and Yoda were fighting.

    I felt a lot of it was just too synthetic. I hate to say this as a VFX artist. It would have been nice to see more sets and a more hands-on approach towards the overall look and feel --It was just too clean.

    As another example, when Obi-wan and Anakin are fighting Count Dooku in that room, it was a in a movie set where everything was constructed except the back drop of the space battle. This was a similar set up that they had on Return of the Jedi during the fight between Luke and Anakin.

    CG has to have a job of supporting the movie, not making an integration between CG scenes and live action scenes.

    Don't get me wrong, I've seen great CG/live integration pieces. However, they were great because they were subtle and supported the concepts and ideas.

    1. Re:Special Effects by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't get me wrong, I've seen great CG/live integration pieces. However, they were great because they were subtle and supported the concepts and ideas.

      I agree. My biggest beef with the CGI is that IMHO, VFX needs to be used to enhance the story or draw attention to important details. In this movie there is so much CGI/VFX that in many scenes it is distracting from the main story. The giant space battle looked awesome, and it would be fun to watch if the space battle were the story. But the story was Obi-Wan and Anakin trying to get to Grevious's spaceship, and that kept getting overshadowed. There are countless other instances in the first three movies. Someone should teach Lucas that making a movie that "looks great" does not make a "good movie".

    2. Re:Special Effects by ivoras · · Score: 1
      I believe this is the reason for the poor acting seen from some of the cast. It's like "You there! Go stand in front of that huge blue wall and act like you were fighting for your dear life for the past hour."

      I don't know how do they expect actors to be convincing if all they've seen of their gorgeous/dangeours surroundings is a blue wall and camera men. Obviously, more experienced actors (especially if they have experience in theater) can cope better...

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    3. Re:Special Effects by Omnieiunium · · Score: 1

      I completely agree! I would have loved to see some puppet-magic with Yoda. That would have really made the movie awesome, but they did not. Most movies these days are screwing puppetery and going with CG scenes. CG scenes are good, but they just look so fake. I mean Yoda did not look real. In the original triology, he looked real. I think they failed in that aspect, they could have used more puppet magic. However, on the whole the movie was okay.

    4. Re:Special Effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just looked at your website - there's a reason you're here on Slashdot giving advice instead of working feverishly on your next ILM subcontract.

      Seriously.

    5. Re:Special Effects by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      I read (in Premier, I think) that when Lucas visited the set of Gangs of New York, He asked Scorsese why he bothered building such an elaborate set (five blocks of it, IIRC). He said, "You can do this all with blue screens."

      It was at that point that I figured out that Lucas had really gone to the dark side. EPII only confirmed that to me.

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    6. Re:Special Effects by two.oh · · Score: 1

      What he really meant was, why spend all that money when you can give me the job for cheaper!!

    7. Re:Special Effects by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 1

      I agree totally. I understand that 99+% of all shots involving actors were done on bluescreen. Only the 2nd unit used real-life backdrops. The actors have complained on several occasions that it's really hard to get into character in front of a bluescreen when you're supposed to be facing the equivalent of Niagara Falls.

      Further, as an amateur photographer I was really dismayed by the clutter of the visual landscape. In still photography you (usually) try to eliminate all extraneous elements from the photograph. This is to bring focus to what is important which makes the photo so much stronger. Mr. Lucas seems to have forgotten this tenet altogether and fills his frames with "stuff," making every shot a visual scrapyard or even a busy nightmare at times. He works under the impression that the more details you have, the stronger the physical composition is. Yet another reason why Mr. Lucas shouldn't be sitting on as many chairs on the production as he does.

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  55. (Spoilers herein) Wrong order by PrvtBurrito · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In hindsight, I think many are disappointed that the scene where Anakin turns doesn't make sense because he is upset one moment and then a murderer the next. Personally, I think Lucas constructed this movie in the wrong order.

    Why not have put the confrontation between Anakin and Obi wan earlier in the movie, perhaps having him not turn, but flee after killing Mace (Sam Jackson's character). Then Obi wan and him fight, producing a similar result as in the movie. Then perhaps having him storm the Jedi temple as the robotic darth vader from the other movies? It would have been a lot more believable if they had kept him away from being a mass murderer until he was burned and behind the famous mask. It also would have been bad ass seeing darth vader from the original trilogy storming in front of an army of storm troopers.

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    1. Re:(Spoilers herein) Wrong order by vhold · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know, that woulda been cool but I think the emotional impact of anakin killing the 'younglings' (what an annoyingly redundant word) is greater.

      Seeing Darth Vader doing it would have just been 'eh, yea, figures'

    2. Re:(Spoilers herein) Wrong order by PrvtBurrito · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That was effective emotionally, the problem I had with it was that it was unbelievable how he got there. They should not have let anakin turn to a murderer in a single scene, it just didn't make sense.

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    3. Re:(Spoilers herein) Wrong order by wondafucka · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In my imagination I always thought that the transition was gradual, that many of the key jedi figures were hunted over time, that Vader's body parts were replaced one by one.

      But then again, I'm not the one that's obscenely rich, here.

    4. Re:(Spoilers herein) Wrong order by danro · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They should not have let anakin turn to a murderer in a single scene, it just didn't make sense.
      Well, he did have some prior experience killing children (exterminating the tusken village in ep. 2).

      On a side note, Padmé took that baby-killing episode rather lightly.
      It basically went something like:

      Anakin: They are animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! ...and not just the men, but the women, and the children too!

      Padmé: There, there I'll just give you a hug and everything will be OK! It doesn't really bother me that much that my romantic interest is a self-confessed mass murderer.
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    5. Re:(Spoilers herein) Wrong order by kria · · Score: 1

      I think that at that point, after helping kill Mace, Anakin believes there is no way he can return to the Jedi order. All he has left, he thinks, is Padme. He believes that the only way he can help her is with the powers Palpatine can teach him. So he is wililng to do whatever Palpatine tells him to do.

      So first he emotionally loses Padme, when she rejects him when she learns what he has done, what he wants at that point, and then when he thinks she led Obi-wan to him. Then he has it confirmed that there's no going back to the Jedi.

      Finally, he "learns" that he was responsible for killing the only good thing in his life. The decent is complete.

    6. Re:(Spoilers herein) Wrong order by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1
      I was hoping we wouldn't see a fully developed Vader suit in ep 3. Just some suggestive, early prototype. That way seeing him at the beginning of ep 4 would still have a big impact.

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  56. Episode VII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    After seeing Episode III, I guess we have to start waiting VII.. Seriously, are the episodes from VII to IX ever going to be written/made?

    1. Re:Episode VII by GrassMunk · · Score: 1

      Hopefully not by lucas.

    2. Re:Episode VII by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Probably not. According to Lucas, there never was going to be an episode VII, but if there was, it wouldn't be the first time he's changed his mind.

      I'm not sure I see the point though. Everything was tied up in Return Of The Jedi. Luke fulfilled his destiny by becoming a Jedi Knight, The romance between Han and Leia was resolved, Vader was redeemed, and the Emperor was defeated. It's a proper decent ending. Why ruin it by sticking stuff on the end?

    3. Re:Episode VII by gipsy+boy · · Score: 1

      I for one would like to see a very myhtical movie about the origins of the Jedi/Siths, and The Force. It shouldn't really be tied in to any characters we know...and it definitely shouldn't be directed by Lucas. My opinion on th emovie is that it was an unbelievable mess, with no strong scenes whatsoever. I was extremely disappointed by it.

  57. You must be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    new here. It's the same thing for MS, or the US, slashdot is a well known troll dungeon, I wouldn't try to change it.

  58. It was pretty good .. by Sandmann · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I already can't wait for "Revenge of the Seveth".

  59. Sadist! by GreyyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was bad enough before that we had to wait 3 years to find out what happend to Han after he was frozen, but with this schedule, we would have to wait 12 years!

    1. Re:Sadist! by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      I think he's thinking of someone that has theoretically not seen any of the movies, and is watching them all at once.

      Of course, you'd have to be pretty determined or pretty young to not know the important parts by now.

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    2. Re:Sadist! by SeventyBang · · Score: 1

      It could have been worse!

      Remember, the original concept was for three trilogies. The only "characters" throughout all nine movies: c3po and r2d2. I think once the degree of dedication and imagination became obvious, feature creep entered the picture.

      When IV, V, and VI, came out, they were revolutionary in many ways - and everyone points to the F/X. Unfortunately, F/X is the first thing everyone uses to defend or sell I, II, and III. "Oh! The F/X are terrific!" "Yeah, but the story stinks". We heard this for I and II. After being burned by I and II was released, "of course the F/X are better, but the story problem from I doesn't exist here!". Enter the theatre for II and you find out why the sign outside said, "Bring your vacuum cleaner - get in for 1/2 price!" (because this movie sucks). What's everyone saying about III? First: F/X. Second: F/X. Third: F/X. Oh, the story is better than I+II put together. Yeah, right. If I p%ss in a cup and tell you it's lemonade, would you fall for it? Lots of people seem to be.

      It would seem the the NPR's new term "Wookie Hookie" has been pretty accurate in terms of people sneaking out. To save money, the best bet is to take clients out for the afternoon and charge it to the boss so you don't have to pay for someone else's lemonade yourself. I got burned by I, skipped II until it was rentable, and will likely do the same for III.


      The biggest tragedy is Lucas had so much going for him despite how little directorial experience he had and after IV,V, VI, seemed to have burned out on the experience before trying to eke out I, II, III.

    3. Re:Sadist! by bonzoesc · · Score: 1

      "The biggest tragedy is Lucas had so much going for him despite how little directorial experience he had and after IV,V, VI, seemed to have burned out on the experience before trying to eke out I, II, III."

      While the business does run on money and reputation, I'd hardly say Lucas has much more than that going for him.

    4. Re:Sadist! by jackspenn · · Score: 1

      Lucas could have made I, II and III great if he hired a quality outside director. If you look at the books and material online, these could have been far greater movies if the direction was there for the actors; some of which are gifted in all but there Star Wars appearances. Oh, in addition to helping the actors there was also a serious need for director help in the cutting room, some of the transitions were rough.

      I really liked the books, there is a story that did not translate onto the screen.

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    5. Re:Sadist! by Atryn · · Score: 1
      The only "characters" throughout all nine movies: c3po and r2d2.
      This really is an amazing thing isn't it? Just think about it... These two droids, basically machines, and they are still viable and functional for 60+ years? What technology product today has that kind of lifetime? :)
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  60. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

    Did George Lucas provide a scene (in "Revenge of the Sith") where Darth Vader's own right hand was sliced off? If the answer is "yes", then Lucas has remained true to the original trilogy.

    No. But he did in Episode II (the duel with Count Dooku at the end). I don't think that it's much of a spoiler to say that Anakin/Vader definitely gets messed up at the end of Episode III, losing all sorts of parts and eventually requiring the Big Black Suit.

  61. Episode III made me realize something by pp · · Score: 1

    Hayden Christensen graduated from the William Shatner school of melodrama. With honors.

    See http://www.khaaan.com/ for further explanation.

    1. Re:Episode III made me realize something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're both Canadian. They should be doing comedies or playing hockey.

  62. Another continuity error? by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    SPOILER! At the end C3PO's memopry is ordered to be wiped, but R2's is not - as C3PO can communicate with R2 in IV - VI then surely R2 would have provided the ultimate spoilers to C3PO in a New Hope?

    1. Re:Another continuity error? by Vertdang · · Score: 1

      Unless he was instructed not to. Or perhaps he was wiped as well down the line. Maybe that'll be covered in the Series.

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    2. Re:Another continuity error? by Cstryon · · Score: 1

      Or Maybe It's not relevent. R2 is a Machine. He acts on code. Everything he does is simingly important. Telling C3po that luke is Vaders son isn't important at all.

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  63. Offtopic question (sorry... by sznupi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...for shamelessly answering to unrelated first post to keep it up so more people will see and answer) I haven't watched ANY of Star Wars yet. Not even one. Seriously. I know I reply to funny post, but this is serious. So...what do you suggest, should I watch it this order: 4,5,6,1,2,3 or perhaps 1,2,3,4,5,6? (uhmm...4,5,6,3? :> )

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    1. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      And one more thing (perhaps this one shouldn't be modded up to keep it under the radar a little) I wonder if it's better to watch new, digitally enhanced 4,5,6 or the originals. The only problem with latter...I can't find them anywhere. Not even on the net. Well...I can, actually, but only in the form of DVDR ripped from LD. Care to message me (yeah, I'm in a place where MPIAA can kiss my ass...but I reckon you wouldn't like to post links) with 1cd xvid compressed versions? (128kbps download & 5GB of limit per month...)

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    2. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by Golias · · Score: 1

      Watch 4-6 first. No question about it.

      Version doesn't matter much. The SE DVD versions have some added cruft, such as Han repeating his conversation with Greedo word-for-word five minutes later with Jabba, but not enough to take away much from the film. Also, some of the extremely cool and historically-signifigant space shots (done entirely with pyrotechnics, robot-guided cameras, and creative hand-cel animation) has been replaced with cartoony CGI. I can't really tell you which parts were ruined without "spoilers" (although I wonder if I'm being trolled, because it's hard to imagine how somebody got through life in Western Civilization over the past 20 years without knowing about the events in these movies.)

      Also, the film was in pretty rough shape by the time the LD's were made. They will look a lot better on modern wide-screen TV sets if you watch with the cleanest prints possible, and that would be the touched-up ones in the SE box set. Sad, but true.

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    3. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You just used "affect the effect" in a sentence.

      I've never seen such poor writing from somebody who knows the correct meaning of both words.

    4. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      No trolling :> The story's like this: I was too young to have opportunity to watch the films in the 80's (when they were repeteadly, year after year, screened during vacations; one of few Hollywood movies permitted by censorship - I guees beeing just a "fairytale" not in our universe, and also featuring revolution against imperialists, they were seen as OK). Later, when I wanted to see it...nothing. Not in cinemas, not on TV, nothing. The only way was renting of ubercrappy, 5 year old minimum, VHS tape. Now there are DVD rentals...but I don't have a DVD and I won't have it for some time. :/ Yeah, and now you can also guess how wide-screen TV "issue" looks from my point of view...

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    5. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by Golias · · Score: 1

      Well, do the best you can for the situation you are in. If you need to choose between compromising on visual quality and compromising on sound, go with the better sound.

      The music John Williams composed for this series of films is maybe half the reason why they are so popular. Even as much as I hated "Attack of the Clones", and as skeptical as I was about liking the new one... when the opening fanfare boomed through the theater speakers, it still sent a tingle down my spine.

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    6. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Your first sentence is not 100% clear to me...so what precisely do you suggest?

      PS. Oh, and thanks for answers

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    7. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      How is this poor writing?

      It doesn't AFFECT (change, modify) the EFFECT (what the movie does to you) of the movies.

      -Z

    8. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by Ying+Hu · · Score: 1

      ...because it's clumsy and esthetically unappealing. You used both words in grammatically correct ways, but it took your correcting comment for even me to see it (and I unfortunately look at my students using these words incorrectly all the time). Good writing is more than correct grammar usage. Correct grammar is merely the necessary foundation. Think poetry, think great dialog. Think of some terribly written book you've suffered through. Even most of the last have correct grammar because most books (except some computer books ;-)) have editors who go through and clean up the grammar and try to clean up some of the writing.

    9. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (perhaps this one shouldn't be modded up to keep it under the radar a little)

      Okay. Just to give you happy I've somehow resisted the urge to mod you up. Don't expect me to do this for you every time.

    10. Re:Offtopic question (sorry... by thulsey · · Score: 1

      Mr. Lucas, is that you ?

      Wait, what am I thinking? You make claims to know what great dialog is.

  64. Lucas on the Mythical Man by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lucas however, can do myth very, very well. And once Lucas gets around to telling the Myth Of Anakin's Fall, the real story that Episode I and II have been leading to,

    Reminds me of the documentary Bill Moyers produced a few years ago about Joseph Campbell. The title of the doc was called "Joseph Campbell and The Power of Myth." Joey wrote a ton of material about mythology and how it shaped mens minds over the course of history. Fascinating guy, But the third or fourth video in this documentary, Bill Moyers travels the the George Lucas darth-vader ranch in California or where it was. Apparently Lucas was a student of Campbell, or least an avid fan of his writing. Lucas spent a good while talking about the inspiration Campbell provided him.

    Here's a link to mininova, some people seeding The Power of Myth in audiobook format... not sure if that includes the George Lucas interview though.

    http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=power+of+my th

  65. From Rolling Stone's review by shaen · · Score: 1

    "To hail Revenge of the Sith as a satisfying bridge to a classic is not just playing a game of the Emperor's New Clothes, it's an insult to what the original accomplished. To paraphrase Padme: This is how truth dies -- to thunderous applause."

  66. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by PrvtBurrito · · Score: 3, Insightful

    (spoilers maybe below) Honestly, although I have mixed feelings about this trilogy, I think that this movie produces a tragic sadness that hovers over the original trilogy. Anakin wasn't just an asshole who turned to the darkside, his turn may not have totally been his fault both the sith and the jedi share the blame. I think that makes darth vader a sad tragic character instead of the evil demon he is made out to be in the OT.

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  67. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Shky · · Score: 1

    Lucas knows that you really aren't supposed to start with Eps 1-3. If that was the case, he would have told that story first (if this is all part of his great plan from the start). He expects people to see Eps 4-6, and then 1-3. It's like watching a movie where they plot is out of sequence and you get the pieces to the puzzle as you go. Episode number IS NOT viewing number.

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  68. Luke is "The One" by alienmole · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Both Anakin/Vader and his mentor Obi-Wan die to save Luke, and Luke goes on to help save the galaxy and as you say, develop a less stuffy Jedi ethic. It seems as though any prophecy should have been more interested in predicting Luke than Anakin.

    Then again, the Oracle in The Matrix told Neo what he needed to hear. If the prophesy was truly about Anakin, that may have been what was needed to bring about the desired chain of events. But that would imply some interesting things about the creator or source of the prophecy -- was the prophecy "merely" a matter of foreseeing the future, or was it a case of manipulating destiny by an entity with godlike powers who could foresee all outcomes? Either way, what does it say about free will in the Star Wars universe?

    1. Re:Luke is "The One" by XanC · · Score: 1
      Well, the prophecy (as we find out in III) is that Anakin will destroy the Sith. That's true; when he turns back to the good side and tosses the Emperor, that's the end of the Sith.

      Luke was certainly a part of bringing that about, as were a lot of other people. Luke is certainly "the one" in the sense that all Jedi will be in his image from here on, since he's the only one left at the end of VI (light or dark).

    2. Re:Luke is "The One" by ACNiel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, Vader destroys Sideous and himself in one selfless act. Vader does fulfill the prophecy, and destroys the Sith, bringing balance back to the force. Luke was almost dead when this happened, and without Vader's interference, would have died.

      Anakin was the one.

      And how does removing half the force bring balance? With Lukes "less stuffy" ethic, he practices both light and dark side, and through one set of monks that embrace everything, there is balance.

    3. Re:Luke is "The One" by rpresser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without Luke, Vader would not have mustered the courage to fulfill the prophecy.

      Then again, without Luke (in utero), Annakin would not have been tempted to the dark side in the first place.

    4. Re:Luke is "The One" by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you can say that Luke is half dark and half light, he's more imperfectly light (in that he tries to be light and isn't great at it). Then again, he does force choke a guy in ROTJ for no apparent reason (or has Lucas edited that out by now).

      I always figured that the prophecy referred to the fact that there where exactly 2 Sith and 2 Jedi left in the beginning of Episode 4.

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    5. Re:Luke is "The One" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did Anakin bring balance to the force by removing half of it? Well.. consider this. When Anakin was done with his work that day, who survived? Two Sith lords, and two Jedi masters.

    6. Re:Luke is "The One" by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought the balance was that once Annakin kills off everone, all that's left are:

      Dark Side: Palpatine/Vader
      Light Side: Yoda/Obi-Wan

      Thus being perfect balance.

    7. Re:Luke is "The One" by brainee28 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't agree. Vader fufilled the prophecy by killing off the Jedi in Episode 3. The prophecy states that the Chosen one will bring balance to the Force. The Jedi assumed that the Sith was the unbalance to the Force, as did much of the audience. However, Jedi were the majority until Sidious and his apprentices appeared (Maul, Dooku and Vader). Anakin brought balance by killing off all Jedi. No more majority/minority.

    8. Re:Luke is "The One" by Axess+Denyd · · Score: 1

      Then again, he does force choke a guy in ROTJ for no apparent reason

      I must have missed a step somewhere.

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    9. Re:Luke is "The One" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: Anafuckin Skywalker

    10. Re:Luke is "The One" by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Vader restores balance to the force by both wiping out the Sith (by killing the Emperor) and the Jedi. Luke is then free to essentially restart the order in a proper and balanced way. (As evidenced by the sequel books.)

    11. Re:Luke is "The One" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      he does it to the guards (who go oink) on his way in to jabbas palace.

    12. Re:Luke is "The One" by vishbar · · Score: 1

      When they say "bring balance to the force", then technically wouldn't that mean that Anakin would have to convert to the dark side? At the time, the Sith had been extinct for thousands of years. To bring balance to the force, wouldn't he have to strengthen the dark side to counteract the massive amount of light that had been present for so many thousands of years?

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    13. Re:Luke is "The One" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I don't think so. And frankly, the Jedi are idiots! Bring balance to the force. That's what the prophecy said he'd do. At a time when there were oodles and bunches of Light Jedi. And two Dark Jedi. Hmmmmmmmm. Balance. I wonder where that goes....

    14. Re:Luke is "The One" by Pdj79 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, with the Sith and the old Jedi order removed, all that is left is Luke, with his honest sensibilities that give him the power of the light side of the force as well as his lusts and desires that feed the dark side within. Anakin brought balance to the force, and Luke carries on with it, something you can read about in all the comics, books, etc that take place after the movies.

    15. Re:Luke is "The One" by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      ITs ths classic case of "be careful what you wish for".

      I don't think the balance was a simple as numbers.. (two weak/old jedi (technically 4 if you want to count force capable people meaning Luke and Leia at the time in addition to Yoda and Ben).. vs. 2 Rather Powerful Dark Jedi.

      I think someone else mentioned it.. the Balance was more about bringing releasing the constraints of the sterility of the "light" jedi.. but still keeping away from the dangerous parts of the dark side. Power without passion is doomed, but passion without restraint is just as dangerious.

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    16. Re:Luke is "The One" by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

      Yet consider the prophecies do not necessarily come true. My favorite take on this issue is that Anakin was indeed the chosen one, who was destined to topple the Sith menace, and he failed in that. He had the power potentially to face Darth Sidious, yet through a series of events failed to live up to that potential. Without the chosen one, a new series of events eventually dealt with the Sith menace.

  69. PADME DIES.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *spoiler warning*

  70. a few things that bothered me: by jvagner · · Score: 1

    the special effects were mostly great but there were aggregious lapses, like the platform that falls on obi-wan kenobi (looks really fake) which knocks him over but then leaves him fine

    the opening was really boring. there, i said it

    so if the samuel jackson character didn't suddenly act very anti-jedi-like with palpatine, anakin probably wouldn't have attacked him, which probably wouldn't have led to his switch to the darkside .. right?

    no one noticed when anakin stopped wearing brown and started wearing black. isn't that weird?

  71. A truly visual filmmaker? by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    To say that Lucas is an excellent visual film maker is to be too broad. He cannot compete with Coppola, Kubrick, or Fellini. Lucas is an excellent art director, but mediocre to terrible in every other department. His blueprint for the Star Wars universe, their ships, uniforms, etc. are extremely well done and have been amazingly influential and rightly so.

    However, the cinematography on A New Hope is mediocre and rather straightforward. Compared to The Empire Strikes Back the cinematography is trash. Lucas has taken a turn from mediocre to terrible however with the release of the newest 3 star wars. The editing transitions (wipes, constantly) are amateurish looking even, and the universe looks cartoonish. I havn't seen Sith yet, but the two that preceeded it lacked any of the gravitas of the originals. They look like crappy fakery.

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  72. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by tempest69 · · Score: 1
    The answer is Mu, because your question is based on an invalid assumption. The hand was amputated earlier in "attack of the clones" by Darth Tyranus. So the Contnuity is kept, however he keeps the mechanized limb for the duration of ROTS.

    Storm

  73. My biggest problem with the move::Spoiler warning. by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1

    OK, The medical tech is good enough so that Anakin has a cyborg arm, and the general in comment of the droids is little more that a heart, some lungs, and a head surrounded by a robot body. Despite ALL of this tech, Anakin thinks that the Padme will die during child birth unless the dark side power could save her???
    WTF, just have her get a c-section.

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  74. Re:Why are Spaceships so easily OWNED? 6M Ways! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Well, what you forgot is that R2D2 is equipped with buffer overflow exploits that take advantage of Windows

    Don't forget C3P0, who can talk his way through systems in 6 million dialects -- including the binary langauge of Load Lifters!

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  75. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by ericdano · · Score: 1
    A person really needs to go out on Ebay, find the ORIGINAL 3 movies that are unaltered, and watch those. Then watch Episodes 1-3.

    I watched the "new" versions of Episodes IV to VI, and I was appauled. The ending, where Obi-wan, Yoda, and Darth was altered! WTF. So you have, old Obi-wan, old Yoda, and young Darth? WTF!

    I found most all the "effects" added to distort the movie. Thank GOD my parents have it on Laser Disc. I must transfer it to DVD ASAP.

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  76. Padme's death by IsItWashable · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know that bit where Obi-Wan says "It's like...she's lost the will to live"? She wasn't the only one.

    1. Re:Padme's death by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "You know that bit where Obi-Wan says "It's like...she's lost the will to live"? She wasn't the only one."

      For the first time, the audience will win an award for best dramatic acting.

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  77. Death Star: It'll be over in 4 months, ganranteed! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or is the Death Star shown at the end of Episode III way too complete? At the beginning of Episode IV, there is some doubt about whether the station is fully operational, but there is a full skeleton of the Death Star visible at the end of III. Surely this is a mistake, just for continuity's sake. The DS could not have taken 16-18 years (as long as it takes Luke and Leia to grow up) to complete!

    That skelletal structure was built by the trade federation's union workers. Then the Emperor had Darth Vader kill all the union leaders, so that led to a series of massive strikes who united under the rebel alliance.

    In the meantime, the Death Star project had to proceed using off-sector subcontractors, and out of system construction contractors are notorious for delaying completion, double-billing, especially on a fat government contract like that.

    Wait until you have a house built: you'll learn the real meaning of "continuity" ;-)

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  78. No Jar Jar, No dumb C3PO comments, No ... by PrvtBurrito · · Score: 1

    No Jar Jar, No dumb C3PO comments, No alien animal farts, No alien lounge singers == big improvement. I thought that while the scenes between anakin and padme were laughable, the scenes between anakin and palpatine (sp?) where excellent. Obi wan was right on as well, as was yoda. Anakin had some moments of good acting. The story is compelling and the in my opinion, all in all, the bad scenes are forgiven.

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  79. Re:But where did you watch it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I support copyright distribution rights but not 100% complete control of when and how I watch, listen, view, or enjoy a copyrighted work. If copyright violations were the ONLY issue at hand, I would understand your point. IMHO, the media companies want complete control beyond what copyright laws give them and want the easiest method (ie laws) to blanket the entire population with controls disguised as copyright protections when a lot of technical people can see there is more then the copyright laws that is being controlled. DMCA comes to mind here as well as many attempted bills like the copy bit in digital TV that take away your rights to copyrighted material. Heck, look at some of the one sided statitics the RIAA/MPAA/BSA put out about how much money they are losing due to copyright violations in an attempt to get these laws and new regulations passed or expanded. Ever hear of payola? Price fixing? How about designated play lists? Basically the way I view the whole thing is the media companies want laws and power to restrict more then just your ability to redistubute their copyrighted material without authorization. There is way more to the story then your one liner about a collective group of people on a forum against copyright. The only thing I find amazing (to use your words), is your lack of ability to see the real issues that are frustrated with.

  80. Myth by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Lucas however, can do myth very, very well.
    Actually, it's Joseph Campbell who does the myths. Lucas just translates them into Hollywoodese.
  81. REvelance: Probably None by Ecko7889 · · Score: 0

    My Impression: Dragged and melo dramatic But....did anyone see the Millennium Falcon in the movie. It's coming into the star port before Obi Wan and Anakin come into port after saving the Chancellor. And what's with the rumor about George Lucas showing up in the film?

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  82. R2 by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

    It's a shame that R2D2 lost so much functionality in the ~twenty years between episodes III and IV.

    And why oh why do you need to hand a droid a walkie talkie to communicate with it? I mean c'mon, R2D2 and C3P0 can't communicate wirelessly without also piping it to their built in speakers? I realize that a lot of the verbalizing of robots is necessary for the story telling, but having to throw R2 a communicator that then gives his position away by its incessant squawking is ridiculous and serves only to call attention to these huge oversights.

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    1. Re:R2 by Onan · · Score: 1

      Speaking of the communicator-throwing scene, can you imagine Sir Alec Guinness saying "yeah" if his life depended on it?

  83. C3PO looks a little fat by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one thinking so?

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  84. Is it just me? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Or does anyone else not give a flying fuck about all these overanalysed, selfserving reviews. Not just Star Wars, but any movie.

    I can count on zero hands the number of movies I have seen or not seen based on a review. Be it Ebert or some anonymous blogdude. If it looks interesting to me, I'll see it (theater or DVD). If not, oh well. At most, it will be the recommendation of a friend. "Hey, you should check this one out". And it may go on my Netflix list to eventually bubble to the top.

    All these mindnumbingly long reviews are so many wasted electrons to me. "Oh...(according to me, The Most High and Important), Lucas can't write, he's a hack, blah blah...or "OMG! they screwed up the CGI, and in scene 42, timecode 1:42:02:0324, the lightsaber doesn't exactly follow Yoda's arm movement! The entire movie sucks!"
    Get a life. It's a movie. Escapism.

    I saw the original Star Wars in the theater when it first came out, and all the others since. I'll go see this one as well. I saw about the first 5 minutes of the copy that's floating around. Enough to know that I don't want to see it for the first time on a little screen, in far less that optimal resolution, with a timecode stamped across the top.

    When you sit and overanalyse the thing, you ruin it for yourself. Enjoy the movie. Or not. If that's your bag to try to determine exactly what Lucas was thinking, and/or how bad he screwed it up, fine. But no one really gives a fark what you and your buddy think.

    1. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I think there are a lot of people who think they some magically somehow become better than George Lucas by proclaiming "This movie is the worse movie since Battlefield Earth" or some such. No, I'm sorry, criticizing George Lucas doesn't magically make you better than him, and doesn't stop him from making a movie that has, so far, beaten every single box office record.

      You get a lot of self rightous pompus people, especially here on Slashdot (rule: Criticize something in the world at large, get modded up on Slashdot. Criticize Slashdot posters, get modded down here)

      I also hate the reviewers who post spoilers. Especially the idiots who post spoilers without warning. I will never forgive some idiot on Usenet who, in a discussion about "Lord of the Rings", ruined the ending of The Crying Game. Yes, I know idiots on the 'net will ruin a movie in a review about said movie, so I don't read anything on the net related to the movie until after seeing it. However, ruining the suprise ending of another movie is just dumb and dumber.

    2. Re:Is it just me? by wondafucka · · Score: 1
      Actually, I do care what other people think about this and other movies. It's called criticism, and it's how things become better.

      The reason why people are so exasporated, is that the original movie was at the very top of cinematic experience. Sure there were some gaffes, but it resided in my grey matter and sparked my imagination like few other things.

      Personally, I would like to further that experience, not cheapen it. By talking about it, another generation of storytellers learns what makes us tick.

    3. Re:Is it just me? by Highlander · · Score: 1

      I agree that what reviewers think does not make a difference about whether I see a movie or not. However, after I've seen a movie I like to read what others thought and take part in forums like this to see what have to say and take part in a dialogue. I consider it additional entertainment beyond the X hours sitting in the theatre.

      H

    4. Re:Is it just me? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Or does anyone else not give a flying fuck about all these overanalysed, selfserving reviews. Not just Star Wars, but any movie."

      Some of us use these reviews to work out whether or not we want to dump $8.50 x Guests + 2-3 hours of one's life into seeing them or not.

      Like it or not, some of the 'over-analysis' is a pleasant warning that there are things in the movies that catch you wrong. When you see a fucked up CGI effect, instead of enjoying the movie, you're sitting there thinking "WTF was that?". Too many of those can ruin a movie.

      I wouldn't give a flying fuck about reviews either if I was hellbent on seeing the movie. I'd also get noisy about it if I didn't want to hear criticisms about something I like.

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    5. Re:Is it just me? by ggambett · · Score: 1

      Enjoy the movie. Or not. If that's your bag to try to determine exactly what Lucas was thinking, and/or how bad he screwed it up, fine. But no one really gives a fark what you and your buddy think.

      Yoda said it more concisely : "Enjoy the movie. Or not. There is no try".

    6. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      ... all these overanalysed, selfserving reviews ... All these mindnumbingly long reviews are so many wasted electrons to me.

      Did you just review the reviews? The recursion is mind numbing...

    7. Re:Is it just me? by dr.banes · · Score: 1

      I agree, unless everyone who reviews these things are budding directors, writers or actors. All this nonsense of "My childhood ruined....blah,blah"...cry me a f*****g river. Most people don't know any of surrounding mythology to really give a s**t...Who is Exar Kun? Darth Bane? But they sit around and complain about the most trivial s**t I've ever heard the "the explosion looked a little pixelated or the creature that Kenobi was on did'nt look real enough" Never mind the fact that its a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..."Oh why did Lucas put that in the story? I don't like it lets go waste time blogging making a long winded review about nothing as usual. Remember that it is his story, so have a Coke and smile and shut the f**k up!

    8. Re:Is it just me? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      You know what? I enjoy the movies, AND I enjoy over-analyzing them. It's kinda fun, like doing a crossword puzzle. Doesn't detract from my overall enjoyment at all, and I don't base whether or not I see a movie soley on the reviews. You are right, it IS escapsism - and part of the fun/escapism is talking about the movie afterward, whether it was debating if Darth Vader was really Lukes father after Empire came out, or debating now how well Eps III and IV tie together.

    9. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's not just you. To use a Chris Rock term, mother_fuck_ those two assholes who submitted reviews. Their opinions don't mean jack shit to me.

      I enjoyed the movie. Yeah, I caught the part about Padme dying != Leia remembering her mother. It wasn't a huge problem for me.

      George Lucas doesn't owe me anything, and I'm glad he continued to make these movies. I've found myself wishing he'd redo 4, 5, and 6 as well, but now we're into _my_ opinion, and nobody but me should give a shit about that.

    10. Re:Is it just me? by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Or does anyone else not give a flying fuck about all these overanalysed, selfserving reviews. Not just Star Wars, but any movie.
      Uh, there's a lot of reasons to read movie reviews. Usually I stick to professionals, but even if I think a movie looks "interesting," if 90% of the reviews say it's terrible, I'm going to hedge my bets and skip it. Especially these days, when I can't see more than one movie a week (and usually see about one or two a month, because I have an 11-month-old son), other people's opinions are very useful in determining how I should spend my very limited time.

      Bravo to you for being so totally awesome that you don't ever need to pay attention to what anyone else thinks, but not everyone is in the same boat as you.

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    11. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a life. It's a movie. Escapism.


      Careful. To me (and many other readers I'd imagine), that's like saying to a christian:

      "Get a life. It's a bedtime storybook. For children."
    12. Re:Is it just me? by ragnar · · Score: 1

      So, how did you like gigli?

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    13. Re:Is it just me? by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well then, welcome to the demographic of 'general viewing public'. You're an entertainment advertiser's wet dream. Let's see....

      You don't seem to think art needs to be good, you don't think it's important whether or not it's a positive or negative contribution to American culture, and you apparently think we should stop thinking so hard with our brains and just watch what whatever a commercial can convince us (or our friends) looks cool.

      If you don't think that art should aspire to greatness, or that people should view it from a critical or inquisitive state of mind, and collectively push our culture towards more inspiring and meaningful works, then maybe you should just watch Survivor? Or maybe you'd like to play with this keychain? They shine in the light....*jingles keys*

      Or maybe you don't "give a flying fuck" because our entertainment culture is so dismal that calling it art is almost instinctively difficult to accept. I would agree if movies and television didn't hold so much potential, but they do, and so standards are important. It's difficult to take them seriously without imagining that it's somehow comparable to a tall slender man is standing in an art gallery, dressed in black with a goatee and non-prescription eyewear, pondering the significance of a pile of shit on a pedestal in front of him. Now maybe you missed Kangaroo Jack or the thousands of equally shitty productions out there that we call works of creativity, but either the implications of our particular pile of shit are of concern to you, or they are not. But you can't really argue that they shouldn't be.

    14. Re:Is it just me? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Its not just you. But you can't expect everybody to be like you. Some people like movies where they have to think, and where there are things to think about. Hence they expect a review to be more than just "I liked it/I didn't like it"

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    15. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you sit and overanalyse the thing, you ruin it for yourself. Enjoy the movie

      Well Intelligent people enjoy analyzing - of course stupid people can't understand that.

    16. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. How DARE people on a discussion site discuss a movie! Clearly you're superior to all those losers.

    17. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. I think I agree with you, but just to play devil's advocate, how exactly do a bunch of geeks that have seen the movie (likely in the theatres, thus voting for it with their wallets) deliberating about its merits after the fact push art forward?

      With all due respect, as much as I enjoyed SW, the film wasn't exactly an example of high art, and is no more likely to be remembered as such than Survivor and its ilk. Give it a few generations, and it will be forgotten -- young kids are already bored with the stuff that got our imaginations going when we were small because it lacks the sophistication they've come to expect. Do you seriously think Star Wars will remain an important part of our cultural mythos for generations to come? It's a trend. It was important to us, the generation that experienced it, and our children will feel the secondary effects. But it's no David. Let's not get carried away here.

      I mean, remember Grunge Rock? Arsenio Hall? Anyone on VH1's "Where are they now?" That's Star Wars, man. No matter how much we liked it.

      Even artistically interesting films, like "Forbidden Planet", have been largely forgotten by the general public (although you could argue that the film affected others in its genre, which did little to evolve the innovations that made it interesting).

    18. Re:Is it just me? by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

      I do actually like to get a bit of an idea about films, but simply put, no-one has the same tastes in film as the next man.

      Even my really good friends who share similar interests, etc to myself don't like exactly the same films as me.

      But we were all agreed on the fact that ROTS was excellent. I guess most of the /. brigade would have slated ROTS even if it was considered a modern day masterpiece, but I personally feel Lucas had his toughest challenge yet making the link into Episode IV and he carried it off really well. I was genuinely saddened for Anakins character as he progressed into the darkside.. I was genuinely sad for Obi Wan as he left Anakin by the side of of the lava flow and said what he had to say about him thinking he was the chosen one..

      That and the threading into Episode IV was really clever, and it was great seeing old Star Wars sets being given a much more modern look - especially Tatooine right at the end.

      Awesome. I'm going to pay to go and see it again without a doubt. Hopefully when the cinema is less full of children!

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    19. Re:Is it just me? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      I need to cut and paste to get rid of those blacked-out words, don't I?

      "I agree, unless everyone who reviews these things are budding directors, writers or actors. All this nonsense of "My childhood ruined....blah,blah"...cry me a fapping river. Most people don't know any of surrounding mythology to really give a snot...Who is Exar Kun? Darth Bane? But they sit around and complain about the most trivial spat I've ever heard the "the explosion looked a little pixelated or the creature that Kenobi was on did'nt look real enough" Never mind the fact that its a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..."Oh why did Lucas put that in the story? I don't like it lets go waste time blogging making a long winded review about nothing as usual. Remember that it is his story, so have a Coke and smile and shut the fork up!"

    20. Re:Is it just me? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > George Lucas doesn't owe me anything, and I'm glad he continued to make these movies. I've found myself wishing he'd redo 4, 5, and 6 as well, but now we're into _my_ opinion, and nobody but me should give a shit about that.

      Hmm, I think GL should.. not so much about your individual opinion, but about what his 'fanbase' thinks.

      I personally would want him to do episodes VII-IX, but then, thats my opinion :)

    21. Re:Is it just me? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      jesus christ, if you don't give a shit about other people's reviews, why did you bother to post a rant bitching about their reviews? Talk about messed up!

      Take some of your own advice.

    22. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget that 99% of everything is utter crap. My major was Art and Design, and in art history class we were exposed to paintings that were considered "high art" at the time that they were stamping big red "R"s for "Rejected from this art show" on the backs of what are now considered to be some of the greatest works of all time, while displaying utter crap that you would not recognize either the artist or the art today.

      My only problem with ALL SIX episoes of Star Wars was the space battles. There is no sound in a vaccuum!

      This, I think, is what made 2001: A Space Oddesy so good.

    23. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can really apreciate a nice troll to those who are deserved!

      well done *insert mod point lament here*

      website is first class as well - gotta love that retro 1996 web style

    24. Re:Is it just me? by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 1

      If I left the impression that I was defending the movie, I certainly didn't mean to.

  85. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nope, Anakin's hand was chopped off in "Attack of the Clones."

  86. didn't like it mostly by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    except for the amazing special effects (Obi Wan vs General Grievous fight for example,) there was nothing special about this movie. The life-long fans cheered when the black mask was put over Anakin's head and he started breathing like the Darth Wader they knew from the first movies. They cheered when Yoda used his lightsaber again. Except for that obvious nostalgia factor the movie sucked. The acting had to be the worst I have seen. Every time Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman spoke it looked like they were filmed for some other movie. Or that noone told them that actors are not supposed to look and sound like they are acting while shooting a movie.

  87. I liked it by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    Took my kids this morning. I saw the original in the theaters when I was a kid and was looking forward to this one. If you went to the theater expecting Shakespearean acting you shouldn't have been smoking crack before you left. Definitely better than the first two, great CGI, good blending of old sets into the movie near the end, etc.

  88. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I won a five dollar bet when epII came out.

    Right after seeing ep1, I made a bet with a buddy that in the next one Anakin would get his hand chopped off in a light saber fight with Obi Wan.
    Off course, I expected him to be fighting against Obi, not along side him, but the guy gave me the five bucks anyway : )

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  89. Not to worry... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    Lucas will have the CG cleaned up in time for the DVD release, just like he did with the previous two movies.

  90. I disagree by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1
    Warning, spoilers.

    I didn't believe in the fall of Darth Vader at all. When he went to the dark side, it was way too abrupt. One minute he's practically quoting the Jedi code and the next minute he's slaughtering children by the roomful at the request of a guy he knows is evil (and who he wanted to kill a few short minutes earlier, or so he said), all for the hope of this mysterious power over death that was so obviously a complete lie? It didn't seem like his hunger for power even influenced his decision to follow Palpatine. Throughout the prequels he's been set up to have this character flaw that wants absolute power, and it was totally ignored during the time when he was presented with the most tempting power, in favor of this romantic "I might possibly save Padme by slaugtering the Jedi" thing. (the hunger for power did surface later, but it seemed secondary.) The fact that the romantic chemistry between Portman and Christensen has been terrible just made it worse.

    If Palpatine had been shown winning Anakin's friendship, then started training him in secret, harmless stuff at first, but giving him a taste of the dark side, and Anakin had slowly been twisted over by his anger and lust for power, helped along by the deception that he would be bringing peace to the galaxy and saving Padme from certain death... That would have been much more believable. As it is, I have a hard time believing that anybody would slice through a roomful of children only for a romance as cold as the one between Padme and Anakin.

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  91. The Technology of Star Wars by philgross · · Score: 1

    They have light sabers, death stars, and droid armies. But it seems they don't have ultrasound...

    1. Re:The Technology of Star Wars by trtn · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for some mod points! There's suspension of disbelief and then there's just plain stupid.

  92. Death Star Schedule Slippage by brodin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course it could, it is a government project!

  93. episode 3.5 by bcrowell · · Score: 1
    The second half is a good movie, but the first half is lame. How many scenes can we have in Padme's penthouse apartment where she cries and says, "Anakin, what's going on?" or "Anakin, I don't understand?" There just aren't any good characters in the movie, and Padme, in particular, can't hold a candle to Leia. The battles are just dopey: it's like an endless cycle of flying across the galaxy, having a light-saber fight, and then having the postgame analysis with the Jedi Council via video. It takes itself way too seriously, which is what episode 4 did so well at avoiding.

    They did, however, do a great job in the second half of showing Anakin becoming Darth Vader.

  94. Re:My biggest problem with the move::Spoiler warni by Ecko7889 · · Score: 0

    You'd think with all their "toy light beamy thingys" they would have "twin tests". "OH I HAD NO IDEA I WAS HAVING TWINS"

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  95. Re:But where did you watch it? by BinLadenMyHero · · Score: 1

    NONE of these posts were supporting copyright.
    Suggestion: read the comment before replying.

  96. Proper viewing order: IV, V, III, VI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The flashback after "Empire" is indeed good. But all you need is Episode III. Episode II has too much nonsense about flying R2 units and bounty hunters and 50's diners. Episode I proves that little kids can only be the hero in little kids' movies, in addition to just having too much Jar-Jar.

    1. Re:Proper viewing order: IV, V, III, VI by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      What is needed, I think, is for a "Mega Phantom Edit" to be made once Episode III comes out on DVD. Cut out all the dross of both Episodes I and II and just edit scenes from them into Episode III. Basically the glimpses of the two movies that raped and murdered my childhood would only be brief flashbacks.

      So yeah, once you did that, you could accomplish the viewing order you suggest. Oh yeah, another caveat: the versions of Episodes IV, V and VI should be the original theatrical versions, not the "Special Edition" ones. Fsck the added CGI eye-candy. I don't care what Lucas thinks. I fell in love with the version of Episode IV that Lucas made on an $8,000,000 budget, not the one he remade with millions and millions of dollars and a veritable clone army of animators.

      Oh yeah, the Clone Wars animated shorts by Genndy Tartakovsky need to be in there somewhere. Maybe show them between V and III. Those rock.

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    2. Re:Proper viewing order: IV, V, III, VI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whine, whine, whine. It's been six years since George "Raped your Childhood". Learn how to use the fucking vasaline and shut up already.

    3. Re:Proper viewing order: IV, V, III, VI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fell in love with the version of Episode IV that Lucas made on an $8,000,000 budget, not the one he remade with millions and millions of dollars and a veritable clone army of animators.

      $8,000,000 is millions and millions of dollars.

  97. please mod the parent up. by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with the slashdot moderators these days.

  98. Performing psych experiments on kids by benhocking · · Score: 1

    Not that I normally condone performing psychology experiments on young kids (e.g., baby Albert), but here is an excellent opportunity to understand whether the children will find these movies better in the order 1-2-3-4-5-6 than others found them in the order 4-5-6-1-2-3. Of course, you might want to use one of your children as the control case. Also, it seems that more than 2 children would be required for this test to have any statistical significance. Perhaps you could adopt another 20-30 kids all in the same age group?

    --
    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
  99. Re:My biggest problem with the move::Spoiler warni by vhold · · Score: 1

    Agreed, that annoyed me the entire movie as well.

    The only half-way ok reconcilation I could make is that Anakin is so tramuatized by the fact he had similar visions of his mother's death that he really doesn't have that sort of logic at his disposal.

    Also more importantly I guess is the fact that the sith lord apparently can enter into his head to some extent (he received a telepathic message at one point) so the visions were probably planted. That opens the door for additional subtle mind control.

    Sometimes audience participation to the suspension of disbelief is neccesary :)

  100. Animating the Outfit? by deansfurniture5 · · Score: 1

    What bothered me about all the CGI work was the animation of the Clones' uniforms. Even when there was a live actor with the helmet off, the suit was still animated, and it did not look right at all.

  101. Yet another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, Slashdot articles could come with "Yet another " in the front of their titles...

  102. Star Wars = Capitalisam = Human Destruction by stwar · · Score: 0, Troll
    Unless the working class(Curently the Slaves of the Ruling Elite) Unite and abolish the current Property Based System which if not changed soon, will melt The Earth in many possible ways like a nuclear or global warming caused Meltdown.


    Star Wars illustrates this in many ways and believe it or not we are heading down the same path!!!


    For all geeks that think I am full of shit Check out this video that explains things in more detail that after all kid can understand.


    It's Called Capitalism & Other Kids' Stuff. Avi Torrent 49 Min. Length.
    http://www.northamptonactionforpeace.org.uk/torren ts/Cap%20and%20Other%20Kids%20Stuff-%5Bwww.sociali st-tv.com%5D.wmv.torrent

    1. Re:Star Wars = Capitalisam = Human Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BWAHAHAHAHA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

      Nice to see a 12 year old interested in politics, but you should read some 20th century history sometime. Capitalists can't hold a candle to the environmental destruction caused by communists (not to mention human suffering).

    2. Re:Star Wars = Capitalisam = Human Destruction by stwar · · Score: 0

      dude communist are too Capitalist!!! get your facts straight

  103. Two questions... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    1. When did they start building the second Death Star? I'm assuming that the first Death Star took 20 years to complete, and the last scene with Vader wasn't 5, 10 or 15 years into the future.

    2. Whatever did happen to the clones after the Clone War was over? IIRC, there was a Star Wars book (by Timothy Zahn?) that claim that the clones and the technology to produce the clones were destroyed after the Clone War.

    Bonus Question: Why wasn't Jar-Jar assassinated? Or, better yet, Jar-Jar should've beaten Chewbacca in a game of chess. ;)

  104. Wouldn't you turn to the Dark Side if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your wife called you "Annie"

    1. Re:Wouldn't you turn to the Dark Side if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, i'd get really anal about that.

  105. Re:But where did you watch it? by null+etc. · · Score: 1

    Ooops, Trolled again! Man, disidents like me need to be assassinated by the Slashdot Left Wing.

  106. Anyone ELSE see this in SPANISH? by Balthisar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm in a land where Spanish is spoken, and I don't do too bad at it myself. So, of course I went to see it opening night! Despite being in Spanish (English version sold out for some reason!), I went to see it.

    It wasn't bad. I didn't see too much of the crappy dialogue and acting that everyone's griping about.

    So, anyone ELSE see this in Spanish here? Am I just not good enough at understanding Spanish yet to be totally let down by this movie? Further more, I'm HAPPY with episode III -- will I be totally let down if I see it in English???

    --
    --Jim (me)
    1. Re:Anyone ELSE see this in SPANISH? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      What's scary about this is that it implies that the guy translating the script into Spanish did a better job than Lucas writing it in English.

    2. Re:Anyone ELSE see this in SPANISH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The translator likely rewrote the dialog completely. God knows I would have done the same. And how exactly would Fat-Ass know anyway? Or even care? He still gets the pesos.

    3. Re:Anyone ELSE see this in SPANISH? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I saw it in German, and to my surprise, the dialog in it was actually decent (often the German versions are somewhat crappy in this)

      From what I gather here and from other sources, it really helps a lot when someone rewrites GL's dialogues.

  107. SW & Political Commentary by jbs0902 · · Score: 2

    What amazes me the most is how the media has fallen all over themselves to report how Lucas used ROTS as a vehicle to comment on the Bush administration. Now, I know it shocks you that someone in Hollywood would dislike the Republicans.
    The two lines that are quoted by the media are:
    Padme: "So, this is how liberty dies;" and later in the film
    Vader: "If you are not with me, you are my enemy."

    Fine, while I fail to see, especially given the context of its place in the film, how the first line as a commentary on Bush. I can see that it is very quotable. The second line is really unmissable as a parody of the infamous, "With us or against us" Bush line.

    But, I want to note that the movie's only voice of tolerance and relativism was Palpatine, advising Anakin that the only way to be truly great is to understand all aspects of the Force! That is multi-culturalism right there.

    So, here we have the Emperor giving the traditional Democratic view of things and Vader dropping the Bush parody lines. I thought both the Emperor and Vader were evil. I am very confused about exactly what political commentary Lucas is making. I can only assume that one of two conclusions is true, either, (a) Lucas is totally inept at political commentary, or (b) the Media critics are projecting their own emotions on to the film, i.e. the film is acting like a Rorschach test.
    Either way, I'd really appreciate it both Lucas, the media, and anyone else leave their Damn political opinions off my entertainment.

    Maybe the political arguments would have held more water is Lucas had taken the trouble to give the Sith and Jedi an constant philosophy through out the films and between characters. But, as nice as the feeling of the Jedi/Sith philosophies are they are just too inconsistent to withstand close scrutiny. Which is why is is better to just enjoy the movies than study them like they are the Torah.

    However, the funniest political commentary on the film comes from this guy who sees the Jedi council as the Catholic Church. Whatever...

    SyntheticLife, meanwhile, gives the guy who sat next to him a pretty harsh review: "I would've said something but then I got scared when he started talking to the characters in the movie."

    1. Re:SW & Political Commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Either way, I'd really appreciate it both Lucas, the media, and anyone else leave their Damn political opinions off my entertainment.

      Right after this diatribe? Or before?

  108. Entertaining but... by Daimaou · · Score: 1

    I really could have done without all the Daffy Duck triple back flip crap during the fight scenes. If I wanted to see Tigger at work, I would have gone to a Winnie the Pooh flick.

    I thought that particular special effect and the "no, you hang up first..." moments between Anakin and the missus scored lower on the stupid chart than Jar Jar Binks from Episode I.

  109. Bah! by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    I was gonna say that!

    "First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?"

  110. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. You are over-thinking this way too much. And anyone who calls himself a "performance geek" is certainly a wannabe wanting to scream "I'm so Cool!". So please refrain from using adjectives like those to describe yourself on ./. And no, I'm not over-thinking this too much.

  111. Can you imagine Yoda's response? by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

    "Back to the start, we are. Wasted our time, we did"

  112. Somewhat failing to make the connection... by gabe · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Caution: borderline spoilers (what? you haven't seen it yet?)

    Personally, I just felt that Anakin's turning was too quick. There were three movies over which Lucas was going to tell the story of Anakin's turn to the dark side. My sense from viewing ep. 4-6 was that Vader was gradually turned, and it took a long time to "hunt down and destroy the Jedi." He did it in like 10 minutes! What "hunting" needed to be done? He just drove over to the temple and had at it. It took Anakin all of one minute to give in to the dark side completely.

    ... and I still didn't feel the connection at the end. I've re-watched ep. 4-6 after seeing ep. 3 and I just don't feel it. I keep getting caught on inconsistencies in the story. Example: in ep. 4 Ben tells Luke that his Uncle Owen thought Anakin should have stayed at home and not gotten involved in the war. Well, now that we have Lucas' full story, we know Anakin wasn't "home" on Tatooine. Hell, he only saw Owen Lars ONCE when his mother died and AFAIK, never saw him again. Discrepencies like that really fray the connection between the two trilogies. Broken.

    Anakin's history as shown to us in ep. 1-3 does not seem to me like a reasonable history of the Darth Vader we see in ep. 4-6. It doesn't feel right.

    Lucas should have focused more on connecting the story and all of its fine little threads instead of making beautiful lightsabre fights & space battles. The shiny special effects will wear off over time as the state-of-the-art advances, but the story will be forever disjointed.

    And for goodness sakes, why did Lucas have to put Christiansen in at the end of ep. 6 as Anakin's "ghost"? He didn't replace who we see when Luke takes off Vader's helmet earlier in the movie. And now we know Obi Wan & Yoda spent 20 years talking to Qui-Gon in the beyond and figuring out how to become that ghost-person. And all of a sudden Vader knew how?

    I could go on... but I won't. It was nice to finally see the battle between Anakin and Obi-Wan. That, at least, was believable.

    --
    Gabriel Ricard
    1. Re:Somewhat failing to make the connection... by bnenning · · Score: 1

      And now we know Obi Wan & Yoda spent 20 years talking to Qui-Gon in the beyond and figuring out how to become that ghost-person. And all of a sudden Vader knew how?

      Well, Palpatine was researching psuedo-immortality too, so it's entirely possible he and Vader could have learned the same thing. Recall in episode IV Vader wasn't terribly surprised when Obi-wan vanished. (This also implies that Palpatine can still be around to cause problems in theoretical episodes VII-IX).

      --
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    2. Re:Somewhat failing to make the connection... by gagol · · Score: 1

      First, I must admin that I listened the movie from the comfirt of my home, with the convenience of two timecodes blocking the image.

      After viewing the movie with my friend, we agreed that while the acting was not very good, the movie delivered what we expected.

      And I completely agree that Lucas completely butched the first three ones by giving Anaking about 3 days to become evil. But I think Lucas's bankers think otherwise...

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  113. The X Factor by soloport · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I surmize that the real reason for the hideousness of the later episodes is simple: George can't write worth a damn.

    Factoid: Lucas's wife Marcia edited American Graffiti and Star Wars; the couple were married from 1969-83.

    Remember how the original Star Wars was so different? Mixed with humor and other elements in the dialogue -- seemed to consist of real entertainment.

    Too bad Marcia wasn't there to influence all the episodes...

  114. Horrific Arrogance by goldsounds · · Score: 0
    wtf?! Did anyone else balk at erikharrison's arrogance in the blurb? "Slashdot isn't the place"? Oh, Lord Erik Harrison, please deign to share with us your wisdom which is so far beyond our knat-like comprehension! I bow before your too-good-for-slashdotness, and offer this animal sacrifice in exchange for your mercy.

    Sheesh!

  115. Wookies doing TARZAN impressions?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!! by netadmin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I couldn't believe it... they actually made a wookie do a Tarzan call on the way into battle!!! SOooo WRONG!

    It made me wanna shout NOOOOOOOO!! in the cinema hall just like Anakin does when he's told he killed Padme and Luke does in the "you're not my father scene". Okay so I got it off my chest.

    NOOOOOOooooooooo

  116. Ok, here's a better one... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 3, Funny
    For the uninitiated, the G. Lucas American film series about warfare amongst the stars is a peculiar look at parallel universes and strange creatures interacting with humans in an attempt to secure peace throughout the galaxy. Indeed, this war amongst the stars, or "Star Wars" as it is called, is indeed a film series about love and betrayal, incest and abandonment, good midgets and bad midgets, strange fish creatures with too much power, and robots.

    Indeed, this film series (whose art house qualities remind the intellectual filmgoer of the Decalogue in scope, or perhaps a parallel can be best made between Star Wars and the Trois Couleurs Trilogy, in that both series exhibit semi-paradoxical tendencies for the both the surreal and the comic while trying to maintain at least some semblance of the post-modernistic cliche of parallel bereavement and longing for the freudian (or perhaps jungian would be better) other in that the subconscious is always expressed in terms of pseudo-violence, usually directed towards the self but often manifested in the form of senseless destruction against establishment regulation.

    It is important to remember this war amongst the stars in these quasi-anthropological terms, for the genesis of such serial work too can have its roots in the experimental (think of the obvious parallels between Return of the Jedi and, say, Man With a Movie Camera). With that in mind, Revenge of the Sith...

    ...sucks.

    --
    Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
  117. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by jackspenn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your commment about the story focusing on Anakin/Vader is abdsolutely correct. I've read the books, seen the movies and it has always been my impression that Star Wars is mostly about father Skywalker's life and how he is saved by his son then it is about just Luke. Luke the son is important, but the story is about the father's fall and redemption.

    I see the important central idea around Star Wars in how Darth Sidious's attempt to turn Luke, ends up saving Anakin's sole.

    If you look at how in episode VI, Luke is in the place against Anakin that Anakin was in episode II with Count Dooku.

    That was where Darth Sidious realized he could control Anakin and make him his apprentice by having him kill Dooku.

    That step was Anakins last chance to resist. The difference is that Luke stops short and refuses to fight.

    It drives the Sidious to start killing Luke and it gets Vader to recognize and correct his mistake years later.

    Look at Luke and Anakin when Sidious tries to convert them, they are both roughfully the same age, in extremely similar positions.

    I think it adds to the whole experience.

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    Respect the Constitution
  118. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
    Am I just over-thinking this way too much?

    Yes.

  119. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually think the idea is very powerful... You watch Episodes 4-6 and think the series is about Luke Skywalker's adventures, and then watch the earlier episodes and realize the whole thing was really about Anakin Skywalker. Was the execution done well? Eh... One thing I strongly feel is that there wasn't really room for THREE prequels. Or, in any case, Lucas didn't have enough content for 3. Did we really need to see a whole movie with Anakin as an 8 year old (or however old he is in Ep 1)? What does the content of Episode 1 really add to the story overall? Ditto Episode 2, mostly.

    One thing that weakens it is of course we already know the story of the prequels going in (or, at least, the parts of the prequels that are the slightest bit relevant to the overall story arc). Maybe if the movies could have been made so that somehow there was still some surprise to be had, that would have been better.

  120. What is it about Jedi clothing, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SPOILER ALERT

    Why, when Jedi arms get sliced off, nothing happens to their clothes. When they get hit by blasters, clothes may or may not get holes in them.

    But boy, let Anakin get touched by one little itty bitty bit of hot lava, and his clothes go up in flames like he was soaked in gasoline and hit with a flamethrower.

    WTF?

    I expected him to fall into the lava, not get seared by some non-flame-retardent Fruit-of-the-Looms like a steak on a barbie.

    1. Re:What is it about Jedi clothing, anyway? by jamie · · Score: 3, Funny
      Again, "Sith" borrows a page from The Simpsons:

      "Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze, but because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly, so please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes."

  121. Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by Freewill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are issues with the storyline between where we start in Ep4 and where we were going with Ep1-3. Lucas just couldn't avoid boxing himself into a corner. A corner you can't get out of no matter how many greenbacks you throw at it if you can't (or don't hire someone who can) write a decent screenplay.

    SPOILERS

    1. 3PO and R2 have their memory wiped. Fine, but how does that explain that Vader doesn't exclaim upon first seeing the droids in the 2nd trilogy "3PO! R2! I remember you two!" It's not like they even changed their names so they could start 'fresh' in their lives as androids.

    2. Luke and Leia are born and the grand idea to protect them is... drumroll please! a) place one in a senator's family, close to the Emperor and one would expect, Vader as well, and b) place the other with the only remaining living relatives of the Skywalker clan. Vader, given the 20 years or so that will pass, he will *never* visit his home planet during all that time, eh? To visit his mother's grave, see how his half-brother is doing, etc.?

    3. Padme dies of a 'broken heart'? The first 2 movies let her demonstrate the qualities that her future daughter will possess: she's basically a strong-minded and smart young woman. Yet RotS demotes her to the cliche of weak-hearted wife that can't live without her husband's love. WTF?

    4. Yoda 'failed'? How did he fail? What occurred during his battle with the Emperor that made him have to run? Surely he could've attacked again? You would think with the fate of the galaxy hanging in the balance, he would have tried to get the Emperor while his defenses were down, busy trying to placate the Senate as he wrapped up his plan of domination.

    5. What exactly compelled Yoda and Obi to go into exile? As far as they know, they are matched up quite well. Emperor and Vader to Yoda and Obi. So go run and regroup... but wait until the kids are grown? The kids are safe, they would have you believe... And as Obi already knows, Vader, as a young Lord of the Sith, makes brash mistakes (e.g. getting all his limbs chopped off) when he lets his temper get the best of him. Even the Emperor gets his ass handed to him by Mace Windu, it's only Anakin's surprise intervention that shifted the scales then. So why wait while the Emperor has all those years to train Vader?

    The point is not to say these are problems that couldn't be solved, but indeed that they COULD HAVE been explained, but for some reason Lucas did not. Padme could indeed have been mortally wounded by Vader, Yoda as well, and a danger could have enveloped the remaining Jedi, thereby forcing them to leave and go into exile, and bury their 'force' fields in order to save innocent humans, etc.

    But even further, there are other elements in this final movie that just make me so frustrated. The gravitas of the whole storyline is FINALLY hinted at, never mind with the Williams' score, but in the actual acting! Yoda, even as a CG actor, showed much more deep thought (gone are the simple platitudes that he was spouting back in 1 and 2) than practically any other actor in this film. And during the climactic lava battle, we're finally shown a Jedi's declaration of love for another, as Obi Wan, finally realizing that Anakin must die/is already dead, tells him that he loved him. Where was that during 1 and 2? Where was ANY counter to Anakin's angst that we all whined about in 2? Surely Anakin's cheese is all the cheesier when it's in a vacuum. With Obi expressing his fondness for his 'brother' it doesn't seem so 'cold' this land of Jedi. Even if it's *against* the rules for a Jedi to show emotion or grow attached, that Lucas could never (or chose not to) let us see beneath Obi's frosty mentor exterior and see how much he cared for Anakin, it's a crime that robbed the movies of the depth they were sorely lacking.

    The surprising thing, I think for many of us long-time SW geeks, is that even with all the above, this movie still kicked 1&2's ass. I give it an 8 out of 10. With Empire a solid 10.

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    n/a
    1. Re:Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by Vertdang · · Score: 1

      A couple of counterpoints/arguments about your post (not flaming, just offering other ideas). 1. 3PO and R2 arent exactly introduced to vader "here my lord, are C3PO and R2D2"... there are MILLIONS of these types of droids in the empire. 2. Vader wouldn't visit... he's no longer Anakin and doesn't care abit about his half brother. 3. You'll find many people die within a year of their spouses demise, some theorize (sp) that it's due to "broken heart". The mind can influence the body's health tremendously. If she was just utterly devastated, it's possible. 4. Yoda 'failed'? How did he fail? Anakin swung over to the Darkside... Yoda may have realized that the jedi were being wiped out, and abandoned the fight to preserve the jedi traditions (and possibly to rebuild and counterattack). 5. Vader and Palpy also have the Senate as well as the entire GRP (army) between them... even "evenly matched" there wouldn't be a way for 2 jedi to get anywhere near them after the Jedi Purge.

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      Politicians serve to better themselves and help friends.
    2. Re:Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by MagicDude · · Score: 1

      Even the Emperor gets his ass handed to him by Mace Windu, it's only Anakin's surprise intervention that shifted the scales then.

      It wasn't a "surprise" intervention. Palpatine needed Aniken to intentionally turn against the Jedi in order to fall to the dark side. Did you miss the part where Palpatine had plenty of power left to zap Windu after Aniken cut his hand off? I believe that it went precisly the way the emperor had planned it. He took down the other 3 jedi right off the bat, he was only toying with Windu long enough for Aniken to get there.

    3. Re:Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      1.) One of the important elements of all 6 movies was that droids were so ubiquitous that they were hardly noticed. Droids, to them, are like cell phones to us. Also take into account that there are a LOT of droids around that look just like C3PO and R2D2. If this is really bothering you, watch Empire Strikes back a little more carefully.

      2.) I half agree, but this didn't bother me a whole lot. Vader seemed pretty pre-occupied with maintaining order. He also suffered a lot of pain with Padme's death. He likely blocked out any desire to find his child.

      3.) Vader force choked her. Hey may have done more than that, given his 'new powers' with the force. That excuse may seem a little flimsy (blame Lucas for not spelling this out more clearly) but Anakin was quite quite angry with her.

      4.) Eh. Depends on how you look at it. Yoda was old. He damn near bought it when he fought with him. He felt powerless to stop the Emperor so he voluntarily banished himself. So how exactly did he fail? Well, under his watch, nearly all the Jedi were killed, the Republic collapsed, and he didn't sniff out the Sith Lord right under his nose. Donald Trump would have fired him.

      5.) Don't forget that Anakin was scarily powerful and on the Emperor's side. Not to mention they successfully wiped out every other Jedi.

      I agree with everything else, though. This movie could have used another year cooking, mainly in the script department.

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      "Derp de derp."
    4. Re:Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by SlayerDave · · Score: 1
      Let me respond to your objections and add a couple of my own.

      1. 3PO and R2 have their memory wiped... why doesn't Vader recognize them? There are probably millions of R2 units and protocol droids across the galaxy. Think about this: the stormtroopers in Episode IV who find 3PO and R2 hiding in a closet don't think there is anything strange about finding encountering these droids - meaning that they must be extremely common, even in Imperial bases. Anyway, why would Vader care if he saw a couple of droids he knew 20+ years earlier? Besides Vader was much more interested in capturing his son than reminiscing about the good old days with a couple of stupid droids.

      2. Luke and Leia are born and the grand idea to protect them is... Well, Obi-wan is stationed on Tatooine himself to protect Luke. Second, Luke, Yoda, and Obi-wan's comments in Episode VI notwithstanding, we never see any evidence at all that Leia had any Force abilities early in life. She wouldn't have been noticed by Vader or the Emperor as a potential enemy. Vader gets face-to-face with her several times, but never detects any hint of the Force. (Yes, there's the telepathy scene in Episode V, but that's it for Leia and the Force.) Why would it be unusual for some Senator to have an adopted daughter? Besides, Vader thinks Padme died before giving birth - what possible reason would he have for seeking out children he doesn't know existed?

      3. 3. Padme dies of a 'broken heart'? I agree with your basic point here. But in Episode III, Padme is extremely pregnant, mere days away from giving birth. Not exactly the physical conditions for kicking ass, I'd say.

      4. 4. Yoda 'failed'? How did he fail? Uh, how about the fact that he could not beat Palpatine in combat and he knew it?

      5. What exactly compelled Yoda and Obi to go into exile? Well, the Dark Side is ascendant, and the Jedi have been exterminated with remarkable ease by the agents of the Emperor. My opinion is that Yoda and Obi-wan were planning for the future. Obi-wan needed to protect Luke and send him to be trained by Yoda at the appropriate time, not trusting himself to train another Skywalker. Also, I think you are hallucinating: Even the Emperor gets his ass handed to him by Mace Windu, it's only Anakin's surprise intervention that shifted the scales then. Did you see the same movie I did? Palpatine had vast amounts of strength left to deal with Windu - he was playing weak to lure Anakin into the situation. Didn't you see how easily Palpatine destroyed Windu after Anakin got involved? Didn't you hear his sinister cackling as he blasted him out the window? Didn't you see Palpatine destroy the 3 other Jedi that arrived with Windu in like 2 seconds? Palpatine needed Anakin to do something unredeemable to bring him fully over to the Dark Side.

      My major problem is: why didn't Obi-wan kill Vader when he had the chance? Either he couldn't bring himself to do it, or he thought Anakin would simply die there. If he couldn't bring himself to do it, that's a major weakness on his part, but it is hinted at earlier. If he thought Vader was going to die there, why not do the deed himself and save Anakin the suffering? This could have easily been handled better: have Palpatine arrive and drive Obi-wan away, or have Obi-wan and Vader be separated by a lava flow or something. This is the one thing that bothered me the most about the movie.

    5. Re:Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      Ok.. I have to add my 3.5 cents to this.

      1. 3PO and R2 have their memory wiped. I seem to recall in the SW universe more than just those two droids floating about.. And its not like he is going to question each droid he encounters. (He wouldn't have any time to kill).. (bad pun intentional)

      2. Luke and Leia are born and the grand idea to protect them is... A little silly.. but it makes sense. If you were preparing for another battle, you would want someone as close to the enemy as possible. If both of them are on backwater planets, they would not understand that fighting requires BOTH diplomacy and Brute Force. She brings the rational knowledge of being in governement all her life. He brings the simplicity of a farmboy to the picture. The uncomplicated view of someone that has never had to play those dirty games. (hence Leia's location) I would also say that because leia is less force sensitive than luke (just a guess given the fact that he is not even aware she has any ability other than through lineage until he starts to test her) means that luke should not be that close. Also given the family history.. (probubly a good idea to keep him away from an environment that is full of emotion and double-dealing).

      3. Padme dies of a 'broken heart'? Well, lets see, if your spouse was responsible for the slaughter of countless billions, of plunging the galaxy into chaos, destroying EVERYTHING you fought for (remember, she was a senator fighting for a universal "better life"), has just tried to kill you, and is not the least bit upset about any of this.. Yeah, I would say she has a good reason to have a "broken heart" Especially when you think that a large part of this may be linked to you.. (ie: Jedi are not supposed to Marry.. are not supposed to Fall in love.. etc..) I think we have all had a breakup where we asked ourselves "what could we have done different".. at least in our cases, its limited only to a damaged teddy bear and some books.. not, ummm.. the whole human race.

      4. Yoda 'failed'? How did he fail? This is more of a matter of opinion. Yoda failed because his teachings failed.. Because not only his old Padewan (Count Dooku) tried to kill him (and the Jedi, and the republic).. but also an even greater evil he did not see essentially walked in and took a VERY powerful jedi and corrupted him. Don't forget, one reason the Sith keep a master/apprentice relationship is because that "bond" gives them power.

      5. What exactly compelled Yoda and Obi to go into exile? See my previous comments.. but they needed to go into hiding until the evil has shown its head to the "world". Remember.. Palpy has control over the senate. Has just said: I've been attacked by jedi. they want to take over. It doesn't do good to go storming to try and kill him.. You need to wait until the right moment.. until more people have seen the truth. Constructed Chaos is more effective than a blaster any day. All that being said.. yes.. ROTS was a let down.. Lucas had all the tools to make a good movie.. but failed.. Started off with a real sabre battle and switches to CG. Skip the romance.. we know the love (such as it was) from the previous movie.. This one should have shown more of anakin's decent.. it should have shown more of the darkness.. It would have been a great contrast to the next 3.. (The light struggling to shine)

      Oh well.. shows over folks.

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    6. Re:Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by calyptos · · Score: 1

      Actually, it went something like this:

      BAIL ORGANA: I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well. Clean them up. Have the Protocol Droid's mind wiped.

      R2D2 was allowed to keep his memory.

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    7. Re:Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by kisrael · · Score: 1

      1.) One of the important elements of all 6 movies was that droids were so ubiquitous that they were hardly noticed. Droids, to them, are like cell phones to us.

      So in Ep4, the barkeep saying like "we don't allow their kind in here!" is kind of like a place demanding you turn off your cell...

      Also, did anyone get flashbacks to Mega Man 2 when Darth was riding on the convenient flat head of the droid over the Lava? A bit silly.

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    8. Re:Other problems... Spoiler-laced of course by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Funny, I found the "can't kill him myself" mentality totally consistent with Obi-wan and Jedi in general. To let him die for his foolish mistake (trying to gain the high ground and failing) is acceptable, but to kill an unarmed (no pun intended) opponent, even a sith, is not acceptable.

      Besides, nobody ever kills directly in good cliff-hangers. Since when is Bond summarily executed by a bullet to the temple or base of his skull? Batman? Superman? Of course not...it has to be some slow, non-contact death which requires time (for escape).

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  122. Lucas plays head games by Hao+Wu · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Consider:

    • "Sith" is an anagram for sh!t.
    • The film's initials are "ROTS".

    Do you think George Lucas respects his fans?

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    1. Re:Lucas plays head games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sith's really hit the fans this time.

  123. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by LetterJ · · Score: 1

    "he would have told that story first"

    Have you seen the original trailer for the original Star Wars (before it was labeled A New Hope)? There is NO way that Lucas:

    1. Planned for 6 movies back then.
    2. Knew that Leia and Luke were brother and sister. There are clips strung together of Luke and Leia with voiceovers talking about a story that includes "romance".

    I think that, much like other artists, he's prone to not only historical retrofits, but possibly has actually convinced himself that these stories are actually true. He made *a* movie, got lucky and it turned out wildly successful and popular. Then, like thousands before him, he sat down to figure out how to extend that success. 30 years later, he's stuck in a GOTO loop.

  124. That would be - *Scorpius*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I totally thought Tarkin looked fakey-CG too!

    But he wasn't. That was a real actor, on set, the gaunt Wayne Pigram. Better known as Scorpius from Farscape.

    At least less of him wound up on the cutting-room floor than Mon Mothma.

    1. Re:That would be - *Scorpius*! by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1
      I totally thought Tarkin looked fakey-CG too! But he wasn't. That was a real actor, on set, the gaunt Wayne Pigram. Better known as Scorpius from Farscape.

      I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it on IMDB. Thanks for pointing this out.

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  125. Forgot some detail by soloport · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the couple were married from 1969-83

    Note the release dates: Star Wars (1977), The Empire Strikes Back (1980), and The Return of the Jedi (1983)

    1. Re:Forgot some detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's to say the marriage wasn't falling apart for the last 5 years or so? A sudden injection of money can probably do that to a couple...

  126. All I want to know is by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

    was John Williams the best part(s) of the movie?

    1. Re:All I want to know is by eagl · · Score: 1

      John Williams...

      I think sometimes he forgets which movie he's composing for. At times I found myself waiting for the camera to turn and reveal a giant dinosaur.

      Episode 1 through 3 felt that way to me.

  127. Re:Proper Viewing Order: IV, V, VI, I, II, & I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Admittedly, I am looking at the matter from the viewpoint of a person who appreciates "Macbeth" and "Romeo and Juliet" by William Shakespeare.

    Is that a light saber I see before me?

  128. "original" Star Wars by simetra · · Score: 1

    I rented the "original" Star Wars because my young son had never seen it. We watched it last night. This was not the original film. I kinda remember reading something about how the original was bastardized for DVD release... but had no idea it would be so bad. I was thinking maybe some color optimization, cleaner effects, whatever.

    But what I saw was just wrong. Nobody should ever go back and futz up their movies 20+ years later. Or at least, it should've been renamed "Director's Cut" or something.

    It was crap. There are now cartoony aliens painted into several scenes... The Jaba The Hut is ridiculous. It's so much crap. I can hardly believe it. A big thumbs DOWN for George "Still Fondling My Inner Child" Lucas. I will not pay to see the Sith, as I have not paid to see any since Return of the Jedi. Shame on you Mr. Lucas! Shame, Shame on you!!!!!

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  129. JarJar wrecked the economy of entire countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So yes, you could say Lucas ruined quite a few childhood fantasies.

    Including Lucas's own of being a great director. OK, he did OK with Ep. IV, but even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then. It was the money from Eps. IV and V (and V a real director and screenwriter!) gave Lucas the power to do only what he wanted. Remember the Ewoks and "JubJub" from Ep. VI? The fall had begun with Return Of the Jedi.

    1. Re:JarJar wrecked the economy of entire countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to say, but Ep IV was a crappy movie from a directing, acting and writing point of view. But it was a great story and broke new ground with special effects.

      None of the other movies was particularly worse in that regard.

  130. Zero psychological insight. by superdude72 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So Darth Vader is evil because he loved his wife too much? That's just absurd. Apply that statement to Hitler or Pol Pot or any other person held up as the archetypical "evil," power-mad dictator type. If anything stands out about them, it's that they are *too* detached from other human beings. They are sociopathic. They lack empathy. They are filled with irrational hatred.

    Why does Anakin hate the Jedi? It doesn't make any sense. He was frustrated by his lack of promotion, but is that reason enough to exterminate them, even the children (er, "younglings"?) and his best friend and mentor?

    The movie is entertaining enough, but please. If anyone brings up the influence of Shakespeare on Lucas I'm gonna lightsaber 'em. He clearly didn't learn anything about character development from the Bard.

    1. Re:Zero psychological insight. by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      So Darth Vader is evil because he loved his wife too much? That's just absurd.

      No, that's not it. The point was that love can be a weakness. He loved his wife so much that he was willing to do anything, including dabble in the dark side of the Force, to try and save her. His love for her is what gave Palapatine the opening to "get inside his head." This kind of scenario is probably exactly why Jedi were forbidden to marry. If you love someone, then you have a vulnerability and an exposure to being manipulated as a result.

      Also keep in mind that ever since the original trilogy, the Dark Side has been presented as being extremely seductive / addictive. Once he opened himself up to even a slight idea that it was OK to use the Dark Side, he was gone.

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    2. Re:Zero psychological insight. by eagl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anakin didn't turn because of love, he turned because of fear. Watch episode 1 and 2 again. Anakin is almost continually motivated by fear. He wants to become a great jedi, but at his core is fear. At first it's fear of failure, but he also fears he will lose his mother. The first visions he consciously has are of his mother's death, and when he cannot save her, his fear gives in to anger and hatred, exactly as Yoda said it would. Sidious sees this inside Anakin and feeds that fear like a pet. A little suspicion here, a false hope there, and the fear grows. When it comes time to make his choice, Anakin choses entirely out of fear of losing another person he loves, not for the love itself.

      And of course in the end, that fear betrays even his love. It's so much more powerful and ironic that Sidious is able use that failure to more tightly bind Vader to him.

      And of course, in the "real world", we've all see what happens when you make powerful people and nations afraid. Scare a powerful group enough and everyone within reach gets crapped on, but of course some people just can't resist poking the tigers with a stick. When that happens, it may be better to stay out of the tigers way for a while. Lucas knows this...

    3. Re:Zero psychological insight. by Sumocide · · Score: 1

      Nothing about the Star Wars story bothers me more than the whole Shmi Skywalker thing. So there's young Anakin, the greatest Jedi to be. But full of fear for his enslaved mother left behind on a rogue planet, as Yoda senses.

      But in 10 years none of the Jedi can be bothered to pack some valuables, fly to Tatooine and pick up his mother?

    4. Re:Zero psychological insight. by eagl · · Score: 1

      You forget that the Jedi preach that they must give up their ties to loved ones because those bonds can make them weak and susceptable to the lure of the dark side. Anakin is told in ep 3 that although he fears for Padme's life, he must let go of his fear and embrace nature's cycle otherwise he risks a step towards the dark side by putting his fear ahead of his trust in the force.

      So see, it all does make sense! Actually, I thought it was pretty stupid they didn't throw a bake sale and go buy his Mom out of slavery or something. But then they'd have had to invent and kill off another g-friend or childhood buddy or something, and the fear over losing that bond wouldn't have been as believable.

  131. *rolls eyes* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're 'sick and fucking tired' of Star Wars related stories, just disable them in your preferences.

    Oh I'm sorry -- that'd be just too simple when you can throw an embittered tantrum about how your story submission was rejected and then ask others to 'flame on'...

  132. "It's only a flesh wound!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anakin: "Come back here, Obi-Wan, and fight like a man! I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

    1. Re:"It's only a flesh wound!" by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"

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  133. Agreed... it simply wasn't a good movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nobody, anywhere, that can honestly say they BELIEVED the motivation for the turn to the dark side. The story was weak, since 1999 it was weak, but heaven help us, the story was just bad. The only remotely original thing was that indirect suggestion on the part of Palpy that he immaculately conceived Fruity.

    Every "dramatic" scene was horrid and absolutely unbearable. Search your feelings, you know this to be true. Honestly it makes me MAD jut thinking how shitty the dialog was ("Ani" this and blank-open-mouthed stare that). My ass is turning to the dark side right now.

    And the quality of creativity and thought that is completely representative of this film (and the two preceding films) -- General Grevious? The COUGHING robot? With that rocking robotic vocal effect on his COUGHING fits? Awesome.

    Somebody needs to get him some Robotussin. Sorry. Couldn't resist. The film sucked so bad, I kinda had to come up with something to amuse myself.

    Anyway, I can't wait for all the "George Lucas Eats My Balls" tribute sites to get updated with this latest piece of schlock.

    1. Re:Agreed... it simply wasn't a good movie. by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      There is nobody, anywhere, that can honestly say they BELIEVED the motivation for the turn to the dark side.

      I did.

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    2. Re:Agreed... it simply wasn't a good movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for helping to drive my point home. You are of course correct! But not really though.

      Sweet Jesus, the movie ate my balls with a spork.

    3. Re:Agreed... it simply wasn't a good movie. by orcrist · · Score: 1

      There is nobody, anywhere, that can honestly say they BELIEVED the motivation for the turn to the dark side.

      I did.
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  134. I saw it yesterday and... by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    I don't see how ROTS could have been much better. Ok, yeah, there are minor nits to be picked, but by and large, it was exactly the movie I was hoping to see. Lucas outdid himself on this one.

    And now having seen III, episodes I and II make a lot more sense; "the circle is complete" so to speak. I thought this movie did a great job of setting up A New Hope, while leaving just a few questions unanswered (and leaving, IMHO, room for another movie or two between ROTS and ANH).

    Was it perfect? No. Was it very, very good? Yes. Absolutely. I can't wait to go see it again, personally.

    Oh, and regarding the political commentary: I don't think Lucas was commenting on Bush. The overall story of the fall of the Old Republic has been around since the 70's, far before G.W. Bush was on anybody's mind.

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    1. Re:I saw it yesterday and... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I don't see how ROTS could have been much better."

      Want the list?

      1.) There were no interesting revelations made in this movie or in the other 2. The movies were made out of order. They're in a chronological sequence, but the interesting way to watch them is to start with 4, 5, 6 then on to 1, 2 and 3. Watch them chornologically and 5 in particular loses a good deal of dramatic appeal.

      1, 2, and 3 didn't do ANYTHING to take advantage of this presentation. Wouldn't it have been interesting if the Jedi fell because they tried to accumulate too much power? Wouldn't it have been interesting if the "Dark Side" was really not as evil as it was made out to be? Wouldn't it have been interesting if the reason that Yoda was so wise was because he did some seriously stupid shit before? Wouldn't it have been interesting if Anakin was really a woman? None of it. Other than some interesting visuals, Ep3 did nothing to fill in any real gaps.

      2.) Though we weren't exposed to as much of it, the movie still suffered from terrible terrible dialog. This might be forgivable if not for the rolling of eyes being audible in the theater.

      3.) I doubt many found Anakin's allegiance to the Emperor very believable. Though I feel Lucas had some of the right elements in place, they were not executed well. All the sudden BAM I swear my allegiance to you. Riiiight.

      4.) The movie spent a long time getting to the final Darth Vader suit moment. And.. then... NOOOO echoed throughout the halls of whatever hospital they were at. That was basically it. Ooooooookay. Was there any real point to that? Not really. Besides completely santizing episode 5 of any real surprises, it didn't do much good. If Lucas really wanted these three movies to precede 4, 5, and 6, they wouldn't have used the name 'vader' at all nor would they have shown him in the suit. When ep4 took place, Darth Vader could simply have been another General Grevious. And then, when you get to 5, BAM, it's Anakin!!

      5.) The visuals. argh. The movie had some killer stuff in it, but it also had some seriously obnoxious (or unfinished) imagery that either wasn't necessary or really should have been tidied up. The clone troopers, for example, were totally CG. This wasn't a problem so much with the uniforms, but when he took his helmet off.. ARGH, a character from Grand Theft Auto was starring in the movie! Some may find this forgivable, that's fine. But when a human doesn't look right, it's startling.

      6.) The twins. This point is similar to the one about Vader. Although, I'd grant Lucas a little wiggle room here. I don't have a problem with knowing Padme gave birth to twins. But ... man, there are serious reprecussions to 4, 5, and 6 as a result of knowing that Princess Leia is the other twin. Let's skip over the implied incestuous desires in ep 4 and skip right ahead to 5. When Luke was dangling from an antenna on the Cloud City, he used the force to reach out to Leia. Puzzlement! Why her? Why would that even work? That's a shocker in Ep 6. But, thanks to 3, whoop-de-fuck.

      I envy you for being able to watch that movie twice. I don't like finding all these faults in the movie, afterall it cost me $8.50 to not like a movie.

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  135. Who the fuck are Erik and Jamie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Who the fuck are Erik and Jamie and why should their opinion matter? Seriously, next week, I want a front page blurb to be able to rant and rave about why stereotactive neurosurgery technique is good because I am as credible on brain surgery as these two are about movies.

  136. I posted my comments and review... 2 babies... by antdude · · Score: 1

    ... you can read it here.

    Did anyone find it amusing to see Luke and Leia as bbabies. They're not even premature! How many months was Padme pregnant? It can't be nine months!

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    1. Re:I posted my comments and review... 2 babies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well... one minute it's "Oh by the way, I'm pregnant" and the next the babies are kicking... either Anakin is really, really unobservant or Padme isn't adhering to any obvious form of biology.

  137. Re: OOPS I forgot by Freewill · · Score: 1

    I guess where I was going with all this is my pet theory that Lucas is actually not done with 4-6. He will re-work them again... Any excuse he has to tinker with them (making them 3D now) lets him 'adjust' things so that it fits with the current point in his head of the storyline. So I wouldn't be surprised if we get to witness more of Vader's side of things during 4-6. His discovery of having children means he will understand that the Emperor deceived him about Padme dying by his hand, setting up his act of betrayal later. His command to follow the droids to Tatooine might have an added hint that it is in fact his homeworld. It's perfect since Vader is indeed just a man in a costume, so no problem whoever is in the suit, and his inner voice could now be in Hayden's voice, not James Earl Jones.

    (And maybe Lucas will somehow explain why Vader doesn't recognize the two droids that he hung around with during his early years... even the one he himself built as a young boy!)

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  138. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by wft_rtfa · · Score: 1
    I wasn't too thrilled with knowing how this one was going to end before I saw it.

    While I've enjoyed the prequel movies, I personally liked The Fifth Element more than any one of these movies. The Fifth Element just seemed more fun to watch and it had many futuristic space sci-fi aspects like Star Wars.

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  139. Attention, mods! by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    THe parent isnt funny, but really insightful.

    While the actors had to make their lines before the greenscreen, the voice actors for the dub could see the final mix, and so much better apreciate the situations the characters are in.

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    1. Re:Attention, mods! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the original triology, virtually all of the English dialog was dubbed. This is not at all uncommon for hollywood movies.

  140. Re:Wookies doing TARZAN impressions?!? NOOOOOOOOOO by Vertdang · · Score: 1

    Old news... Chewie did it in RotJ while swinging onto the AT-ST w/ the 2 ewoks. This just harkens back to that other scene.

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  141. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Satertek · · Score: 1

    The reasoning behind that was that Anakin died when he fell to the dark side.

    But didn't then again didn't he come back to the light side when he killed the emperor?

    Yah, he shouldn't have messed with that...

  142. The Simpsons? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    The climactic emotional moment, I swear to God, is a rip-off of Homer Simpson.

    OK, I saw the movie, but I don't get it. Anyone care to explain?

    1. Re:The Simpsons? by DonVictor · · Score: 1
      I wondered this too, so I did a web search. I think its the moment when the freshly minted Darth Vader finds out padme is toast and says "Noooooooo!!". The writers take this film moment and do the most predictable, direct thing that everyone is ready for.

      I also was annoyed when they crash the half-ship and Obi says "well thats a happy landing". The writers don't seem to know when to reinforce the existing emotion and when to break it up with humor. Five guys lounging in the "front seat" of a spaceship that ditches on a planet and none seem scared. It was as if they turned to the audience and said "hey it's only a movie".

  143. Not convinced... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The special effects question is easy: This is quite simply one of the most gorgeous films ever made.

    Some of the effects were decidedly ropey - the giant lizard ridden by Obi Wan was not that good (I'm not sure any CGI yet is good enough to create 100% convincing living beings yet) & the bit where several of the clones had their helmets removed so you could see their faces was atrociously bad - why Lucas didn't cut that scene I'll never know.

    As to the vehicle animations, I have nothing but admiration for ILMs ability to do what they have shown they can do but the ship battle at the beginning was just too busy. I really get the impression that as many new vehicles as possible were crammed in just to generate toy sales meaning we had a battle scene that was confused and kept drawing your attention all over different parts of the screen.

    Lucas however, can do myth very, very well.

    I won't argue that he can tell a good story but his pace and directing leaves much to be desired in the first trilogy.

    Child Anakin should have been the first half hour of episode 1 and Hayden's Anakin standing on a balcony arm-in-arm with Padme should have been the end of that same episode.

    Episode 2 should have shown the gradual fall of Anakin and ended at a point where Palpatine has already placed some doubts in his mind so that he has his first piece of internal struggle at the end of the movie - this would have mirrored Luke's struggles at the end of Empire Strikes Back very well.

    Episode 3 should have just been about the fall of Anakin and the rise of Palpatine. This was done far too quickly in episode 3 and lessened the effect as a result. We should have been aching to see Episode 3 just like we were with Episode 6 when Han was left encased in Corbomite.

    In summary, the movie is the best of the first trilogy but not a patch on any of the second trilogy movies. And before anyone mentions Ewoks, at least in Return Of The Jedi we were all rooting for the Rebellion and the little bears because we had saw real people.

    In the case of "droids vs clones", who really cares how many were killed on each side because more could always be wheeled on - the first trilogy turned warfare into something very sterile and remote whereas in the second trilogy we saw and felt genuine loss, whether it was an X-Wing pilot, Hoth infantryman or an Ewok.

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    1. Re:Not convinced... by d-rock · · Score: 1

      Best comment I've read so far. I completely agree with your reorg of the timeline, it seemed like Lucas spent 5 hours running around the galaxy and then 15 minutes to turn Anakin to the Dark Side. I was really disappointed by the lack of development on that one. Granted, it's hard to correct a plot error like that in the third of three, but it just seemed too quick.

      One other critique is that it really felt like there was too much jumping around between story lines; way too many 30-45 second scenes.

      Derek

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    2. Re:Not convinced... by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      What he said.

      I won't argue that he can tell a good story but his pace and directing leaves much to be desired in the first trilogy.

      Bingo. Half of the whole drama of Anakin's fall (and redeption at the end of Jedi) depends on his love for Padme. However, Anakin and Padme have all the romantic chemestry of two wet dishrags hung on the same towel. After the first love scene, I used the later love scenes to get refils on popcorn, or tried to restrain myself from audibly groaning from the bad dialog.

      In the case of "droids vs clones", who really cares how many were killed on each side because more could always be wheeled on - the first trilogy turned warfare into something very sterile and remote whereas in the second trilogy we saw and felt genuine loss, whether it was an X-Wing pilot, Hoth infantryman or an Ewok.

      Exactly. And is it just me, or is there something really disturbing at how casually the Jedi and Sith treat the clones and droids as disposable? There is a bit of cognitive dissonance there in that with 6 movies building up R2 and C3PO as characters with personalities and perhaps even emotion, that we see mass faceless carnage.

    3. Re:Not convinced... by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Some of the effects were decidedly ropey - the giant lizard ridden by Obi Wan was not that good (I'm not sure any CGI yet is good enough to create 100% convincing living beings yet)
      Oddly, I liked the lizard -- not because of how it looked, but because it had personality. A lot more than most of the main characters, really. :)
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    4. Re:Not convinced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jar-Jar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!"

    5. Re:Not convinced... by Mandrel · · Score: 1
      In the case of "droids vs clones", who really cares how many were killed on each side because more could always be wheeled on - the first trilogy turned warfare into something very sterile and remote whereas in the second trilogy we saw and felt genuine loss, whether it was an X-Wing pilot, Hoth infantryman or an Ewok.

      Other than the reddened face of Vader, I don't think you ever see blood. Lightsabres may cauterize, but blasters?

    6. Re:Not convinced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also of note: in ep4 just about every pilot had a name. When they died, you felt for them (albiet not much cuz all you had was a name and face).

      Wedge saves Luke, everyone thinks of that guy when they see him again in Empire (ok everyone on /. remembers).

      In alot of ways that's why the Darth Maul vs Quigon fight was the best part of ep1.

      Honestly, Lucas needs to watch some Band of Brothers or some good classic horror films. Horror films are strictly character development leading to death (hopefully). He's not the only one, there has been a rash of "epic battle scenes" out of Hollywood. They all fail, because the only death that matters is of a character you know.

      Hell, I felt more for 'Eleanor' in Gone in 60sec than I did for Anakin or Padme.

    7. Re:Not convinced... by Slotty · · Score: 1

      In the case of "droids vs clones", who really cares how many were killed on each side because more could always be wheeled on - the first trilogy turned warfare into something very sterile and remote whereas in the second trilogy we saw and felt genuine loss, whether it was an X-Wing pilot, Hoth infantryman or an Ewok. I think that was the point. To show how as a society we have become detached from war and death.

    8. Re:Not convinced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't agree about the lizard. It's movement was the spitting image of my daughter's cat, and I thought it was one of the more well done parts of the movie.

  144. Re:NATALIE PORTMAN DIES AT THE END OF R.O.T.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone talks about Natalie Prtman's "hot grits" ... But her OATMEAL! Good Lord, that's what I'm talking about! Of course her cream of wheat has somehting to be desired. Though I'd settle for her cheerios any day.

  145. Sideous is not dead. by JohnBaleshiski · · Score: 1

    > No, Vader destroys Sideous and himself in one selfless act.

    Did you see the body? Then Darth Sideous is not dead. The prophecies were misread by the council.

    1. Re:Sideous is not dead. by Cstryon · · Score: 1

      I agree, Sideous does die later. I'm not sure where I read it, maybe on the starwars website in the expanded universe. But Sideous practiced this dark imortality thing where he steals bodys with his dark force presence and lives in them till that body dies. But eventual Someone in the skywalker family Kills him.

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  146. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by lcnxw · · Score: 1

    A better question is how does this film stand on its own? lets imagine a world without any other star wars. no one is in love with the characters, the universe, or the story. hell, they are just as fickle and pissy as usual.

    Can you envision that? Good. Now would you have even looked twice at this movie? would anyone have gone to see it? Be honest now. I know that I wouldn't be impressed.

    This reminds me of a film I saw several years ago. It was a very interesting concept, and the effects were very well done, but it seemed like they took a long novel and tried to condense it into a 2 hour film, and failed. It could have been great, but there was nothing there to make me care about this "could have been" film. I see the same thing when I look at this film all by itself.

    Sure the effects are great. Will they be surpassed again in a few years? Probably. Will there be any reason to remember this film then? Probably not, if it wasn't for the 5 other films that accompany it.

    On its own merits, i say this film is very poorly done, and I wish that people could see it that way.

  147. Lungs on a Robot? by diggory · · Score: 1

    OK, a droid as a General - I have no problem with. A droid with lungs and a cough - Right.... maybe there could be some benefit to the organic lungs. I'll buy that for now. A droid with lungs that gets itself sucked into space as an escape route and appears to suffer no ill-effects. Sorry, not buying that.

    1. Re:Lungs on a Robot? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      I think we were meant to see Grievous as a cyborg, not just a robot - during his death fight with Obi Wan, we see a closeup of his face and there are organic eyes behind the mask; also, when he dies he sizzles and burns, another clue to his cyborg nature. However, why Lucas didn't have a quick scene where a Jedi explained that fact to us, I don't know.

      However, whilst this explains the presence of lungs, it still doesn't explain how he survived in space.

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    2. Re:Lungs on a Robot? by fyrie · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that much of his "armor" looked like bone.. especially on the close-ups.

    3. Re:Lungs on a Robot? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Grevious was more like Darth Vader than like C-3PO with a smoking problem.

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    4. Re:Lungs on a Robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grevious was a Cyborg. The reason he was coughing and wheezing was because Mace Windu force crushed his chest during the last episode of the Clone Wars cartoon series.

  148. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by ericdano · · Score: 1
    Exactly. It looks dumb, and you are left with a......."who in the hell is that?" feeling.

    It's great that Anakin comes back from the dark side, but Episodes IV to VI are about Luke, not Anakin. It's almost like Lucas is trying to get back at Mark Hamil or something.....

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  149. Re:Proper Viewing Order: IV, V, VI, I, II, & I by netwiz · · Score: 1, Interesting

    heh. The best part of that exchange (in V at least) was that the Han Solo line was ad-libbed by Ford. I swear, if it weren't for the fact that other people helped write and direct 5 & 6, they'd have been such colossal bombs that the series would have been universally panned.

  150. Re:But where did you watch it? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    Rush Limbaugh joins Slashdot. -1: drug-induced hostility

  151. No problems ... just pickiness by adzoox · · Score: 1

    I think most of your points are picky ... but this one is easily explained...

    1. 3PO and R2 have their memory wiped. Fine, but how does that explain that Vader doesn't exclaim upon first seeing the droids in the 2nd trilogy "3PO! R2! I remember you two!" It's not like they even changed their names so they could start 'fresh' in their lives as androids.

    These were standard protocol and standard astromech droids ... they were named just like many Johns, Marks, Micheals on the planet. R2 was an R line astromech - we saw several R4's and R2's in the other movies.

    In this movie there were AT least 5 protocols that looked identical to C3PO - in the original trilogy, Anthony Daniels even voiced another protocol droid and said something like "Eechoot tah" when 3PO addressed him.

    You say, the exile and Yoda failed like it was a short period of time for Episode III to transpire - when in fact - Episode III was over an 8 month period of time. So, 18 years isn't long in the Star Wars galaxy. After all, the transition between Anakin in Eps I to Episode II was 11 years and to III 8 years. Luke from IV to V is 4 years and to VI is 6 more years. So, in those terms the time passage is relatively short. ...

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    1. Re:No problems ... just pickiness by yellowjacket03 · · Score: 1

      Don't know where you got your timeline info, but from Episode II to III is 3 years and from episode V to VI is months, perhaps a year.

    2. Re:No problems ... just pickiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where did YOUR timeline come from?

  152. Hey... by OmegaBlac · · Score: 1
    2)What has Lucas done to the possibly tattered remains of my childhood?
    I think you meant younglinghood. Someone had to correct him. ;)
  153. I saw the movie with MC Chris at the midnight show by otterpop378 · · Score: 1

    in Eugene. The movie was bad. I didn't enjoy it. That said, I think the best part was whenever JarJar showed up, MC would clap, and when people groaned at the horrible dialogue, he stood up and shouted "shut up, it's serious". my major problems are as follows:
    1. chewbacca becomes aligned with the rebellion. Umm, last I checked, he was a smuggler with Han, no attachment to the rebellion until they got in with Like and Obi.
    2. how did they manage to make a woman as beautiful as Natalie Portman look so bad?
    3. hayden christianson. how would the movie have been different if the part was played by Andy Dick?

  154. The Biggest Inconsistancy by Prien715 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...was not that Leia knew about her mother in Episode 6. If one actually reads the dialogue, he says the following:

    LUKE: Leia... do you remember your mother? Your real mother?
    LEIA: Just a little bit. She died when I was very young.
    LUKE: What do you remember?
    LEIA: Just...images, really. Feelings.
    LUKE: Tell me.
    LEIA: She was very beautiful. Kind, but...sad.

    So, let's see. Very young. Check. Can't remember words or anything specific. Check. However Obi-wan's dialogue is a bit more problematic:

    OBI-WAN: When your father left, he didn't know your mother was pregnant. Your mother and I knew he would find out eventually, but we wanted to keep you both as safe as possible, for as long as possible. So I took you to live with my brother Owen on Tatooine... and your mother took Leia to live as the daughter of Senator Organa, on Alderaan.

    Where to begin? How about Anakin knowing very early on and oh how about that bit about Leia taking Leia to Alderaan. Now THAT's a problem.

    However, to look at this and see that as the overriding point of the trilogy is to miss the point: the one critical mistake that could've averted Anakin's fall and the empire's rise. He didn't use a condom. If Padme/Anakin had used proper birth control, Luke/Leia wouldn't have been born but more importantly Anakin would have lost his biggest motivation to go to the dark side.

    So remember kids, for the sake of the galaxy, use proper contraception.

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    1. Re:The Biggest Inconsistancy by Ender's+in+use2 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      OBI-WAN: When your father left, he didn't know your mother was pregnant. Your mother and I knew he would find out eventually, but we wanted to keep you both as safe as possible, for as long as possible. So I took you to live with my brother Owen on Tatooine... and your mother took Leia to live as the daughter of Senator Organa, on Alderaan.

      I'm sorry, but I don't remember this dialogue at all. Did you transcribe this from watching the movie, or are you just going from memory?

      Here's my recollection of the conversation:

      OBI-WAN: The emporor knew, as I did
      that if Anakin Skywalker were to have any children they would be a danger to him. That is why your sister remains safely anonymous.

      LUKE: Leia... Leia is my sister!

      OBI-WAN: Your insight serves you well. Burry you feelings deep down Luke... etc.

    2. Re:The Biggest Inconsistancy by Council · · Score: 1

      LUKE: But I HAVE no sister.
      OBI-WAN: Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.
      LUKE: Leia! Leia's my sister.
      OBI-WAN: Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke.

      There's still the quiet implication there that the Emperor didn't know that Anakin had any offspring. Maybe he didn't. I think the GP's quote may be from the RotJ novelization; when I was little I read it a few times and I think I recall the phrase "my brother Owen" (also inconsistent). But I can believe that at the time they hadn't decided that Anakin should his wife was pregnant. It's not that hard to accept that Lucas didn't have it all figured out at the time, and you can't have everything perfectly matched by everything anyone says in the 1980 movies. Whatever.

      So why do you have the -1 brand? You got a story to tell?

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    3. Re:The Biggest Inconsistancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obi-Wan is a proven liar when it comes to explaining family history. Luke had to hear about his father from the horse's mouth, costing him a hand and very nearly any future for the rest of jedi-kind.

      As if he is really going to be concerned with filling in all the annoying details accurately.

  155. For those who haven't seen it yet... by harris+s+newman · · Score: 1

    Darth did it.

  156. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    torrent of LD version pls. 8(

  157. OT: Ranting about embedded Google ad LIES by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
    OK, I understand that we are going to see Google ads on everything now, including RSS feeds. But do we have to have absolute lies as ads??

    "Linux Comparison
    Get The Facts: Windows vs. Linux.
    Read The Independent Analysis Now.
    www.microsoft.com

    Get the "facts"? "Independent" analysis? Haven't we had those lies debunked enought that they don't show up in ads on /.? And why does Google allow outright lies to be bought for as ads?

    1. Re:OT: Ranting about embedded Google ad LIES by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Get the "facts"? "Independent" analysis? Haven't we had those lies debunked enought that they don't show up in ads on /.?"

      Given the Slashdot community's biases, 'debunked' is a strong word to use. I wouldn't go to Slashdot or Microsoft for unbiased 'facts' about Linux or Windows. People still get modded +5 funny for making BSOD jokes around here.

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    2. Re:OT: Ranting about embedded Google ad LIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, they are pretty GD funny jokes.

  158. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Satertek · · Score: 1

    4-6 may follow Luke, but the series is a whole is about Anakin.

  159. bottom line ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO SOUND IN SPACE !!!!!!!!!!

    Without the crashes, booms, and scenes where the actors are not sucked into space despite the glass being ripped apart (e.g. the fight with the robot general), this film was at best merely OK.

  160. Because it couldn't be a general commentary... by FatSean · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...I mean...duh. Events in which a representative gov't is removed from power under the guise of a fabricated crisis? Gee....I wonder what events in the last few hundred years are similar.

    This is just fucking losers looking for something to cry about. It's a goddamn story Lucas has had in his noggin for like 30 years.

    Don't flatter yourself by thinking he's dissing YOUR guy. Bleh.

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    1. Re:Because it couldn't be a general commentary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to pay attention to the press interviews Lucas gives, and thus avoid looking like an ignorant jackass.

  161. WTF by cowboy+black · · Score: 1

    I was seriously annoyed at a lot of stupid stuff in episode III, particularly at the beginning. The jedi don't seem to be using the force as much as u might think they would. Like when they step into the elevator on Grievous' ship they stand there for a few seconds and then realize that there are battle droids in the elevator with them, who for some reason weren't shooting at them, and then slice them up. WTF if they're jedi why didn't they sense the droids? And why are all the bad guys so retarded???? Like when R2 was in the hangar and obi-wan was talking to it through the comlink. #1 - why was the comlink so loud? #2 - WHY DID THE BATTLE DROIDS IGNORE THE NOISE? #3 - And WTF, shouldn't R2 have a comlink built into it???? Another thing that pissed me off is when anakin drops into the elevator and catches obi-wan by surprise and he draws his lightsaber. WTF?? this was a pathetic attempt at humor. this isn't a fucking comedy, a fact that lucas doesn't seem to be aware of. I could go on forever. still, it was a pretty good movie.

    1. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when anakin drops into the elevator and catches obi-wan by surprise and he draws his lightsaber

      Do you think Anikin had a cloud of the darkside around him. Obiwan during the 1/10 of a nanosecond could have sensed a little evil.

    2. Re:WTF by SlayerDave · · Score: 1
      WTF if they're jedi why didn't they sense the droids?

      How could they sense the droids? The Force is created by living things, which the droids are not.

  162. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by evanbro · · Score: 1

    As others have noted, he loses the hand in II. You see it in the marriage scene. I think it's worth noting that the hand that Anakin gets is a little larger than a normal sized hand, extends about 4 inches down his arm, and is silver-colored and clearly mechanical, while the arm Luke gets appears to be real. If he thinks of nothing else, at least Lucas shows some progression of technology

  163. to say the least... by ImTheDarkcyde · · Score: 1

    im a little dissapointed, not as much with the movie as i am with lucas for making it so.. mundane.

    There was story, but how many of us felt it? Between the near-seizure-causing-amoung-of-lightsaber, there were the little tidbits that we didn't even notice, because we already knew.

    so, im more upset that there wasnt anything new, just that which has already been covered

  164. Re:But where did you watch it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you considered suicide, troll?

  165. EP3, very mixed feelings about it. by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    *************** Spoilers ***************

    The only thing I liked about the episode 3 was the things that we managed to link with episode 4, such as ObiWan picking up the Anakin's Lightsaber.

    The things I didn't like was how rushed the movie was, like Padme giving the names as if she knew she had twins and had everything planned or how easily seduced Anakin became to the dark side.

    Anakin: I shouldn't kill him, it isn't the Jedi way
    Palpatine: do it!
    Anakin: okidoo! Omg what have I done! (he didn't say "ok" but that's what he implied)

    I was very dissapointed not to see the debut of the Rebel Forces (with the meeting of Meeting with Organa, Mon Mothma and Padme) or Yoda going to Dagobah. Too many deleted scenes that should of made it in the movie, that would of been most appreciated by hardcore fans.

    Was worth to watch one time. Let's look at the bright side. Jar Jar didn't say a damn thing

    1. Re:EP3, very mixed feelings about it. by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      I can't believe they cut the "birthing scene" just short of the third baby being produced and named "Han". Guess that's something Lucas wanted us to find out in episodes VII through IX. *****Warning spoliers above********

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    2. Re:EP3, very mixed feelings about it. by Asgard · · Score: 1

      Since they obviously don't have ultrasound, Padme / Anakin had probably come up with a name for both a boy and a girl off-screen. It just so happened that both were needed.

  166. Just for a more balanced view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    More importantly, it was worth my TIME, which to me is infinately more valuable.

    It wasn't worth mine.

  167. Re:But where did you watch it? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    Dave? Dave's not here, man.

  168. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am both a Star Wars geek and a performance/theatre geek

    You can just come out and say you are gay.

    It is OK. There is nothing wrong with it.

  169. My Sacasm prevented me from falling asleep. by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Thats after drinking a large coke before hand. First the Love scenes were still just as bad as ep. 2, unlike is the the Classic Episodes where the Hann and Leiha were more chemistry between them where they didn't want to fall in love with each other they actually tried not to but it just ended up happening. Unlike Ep 2,3 where it is lovey dovey from the start. There was no tension or comedy in it, it was just boring an sappy, which may work in a chick flick but not in an action movie.
    Secondly I hated the fact that Count Duko died so early in the movie. He was the major villain in ep II but just died right away in Ep III then there is General Grevious who had nothing to do with ep 2 and all of the Sudan he is a major villains. I would have him the Sith Lord from Ep I and keep him because he is so far cooler of the enemies, and not kill off a Sith every episode. Then finally when Darth Vader get all his cool robodic stuff he becomes Frankinsteine and when learns his wife dies he does the "Noooooooooooooooooooooo" Which I couldn't just help but laugh.

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    1. Re:My Sacasm prevented me from falling asleep. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      then there is General Grevious

      Let's face it, Grievous (or however you spell it) was a badly thought up plot device.

      I can imagine Lucas having trouble getting Christopher Lee to do the whole movie so he has to settle for having him at the beginning and killing him off quickly. Grievous was therefore a "last minute" filler character and a badly thought out one.

      After all, the only organic pieces of Grievous appeared to be his head (beneath the mask) and part of his torso. Assuming enough of his torso was left to contain lungs, movement wouldn't cause him to breath heavier because his limbs are entirely robotic and presumably externally powered by a battery or power source, not from a normal heart respiratory system.

      And if we're meant to believe his lungs were so bad, then why weren't they replaced also when his limbs were?

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    2. Re:My Sacasm prevented me from falling asleep. by Asgard · · Score: 1

      Not to mention a cyborg w/a cough is going to have a hard time breathing in hard vacuum.

  170. Qui-Gon Jinn - questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoiler below!

    So at the end of Ep 3, Yoda tells Kenobi that Jinn has somehow discovered someway to communicate from beyond death. Can someone help me understand this better?

    Does this explain why in Eps 1-3, no Jedi disappear after death, but we see Yoda, Kenobi, and A. Skywalker clearly do in 4-6? Is this because Jinn was interested in the Living Force?

  171. Boycott Lucas by g-san · · Score: 1

    *RANT ALERT*
    I feel so burned by Episodes 1 and 2 that I am not going to the theaters to watch this one. I was a young lad waiting in a block long line to watch the Star Wars episode and it was ground breaking. Empire Strikes Back was equally great. Return of the Jedi was excellent. This was a great series of movies. Great characters, just enough special effects, and a good story.

    Then years passed. Something came out in 1999 that was supposed to be from the same director, and the same story, but it had a different twist to it. Suddenly, it had to appeal to everyone. Jar Jar is enough to make me hate the entire franchise in itself. 50 guys fighting with lightsabers is not impressive in today's CG environment. It sucked as a movie, it sucked as SCI-FI. It sucked so bad, I am going to only further say that I fell asleep during Episode 2 and I am not giving it any more of my time or money. I will rent it on video when it comes out. I'm not going to get suckered in to this reviewer hype that, "This one is better than the first two." Ha! When was the last time you could trust the media talking about itself anyways?

    slash rant.

  172. Harrison Ford was the new hope... by __aalwyc6372 · · Score: 1

    of Star Wars IV. the sequels woulnd't be that nice without him, but he really MADE the first. actually he perfectly blended into that role and made my day. it's all about Han Solo.

    another aspect were the perfectly cool models, puppets and masks. screw that damn digital age, i hate every inch of computer made special effects unless they support the scene to make it more believable. star wars just became a cartoon and a bad one too...

  173. annoyed most: Jedi's unable to sense twins by eean · · Score: 1

    I'm not often the kind of person to be annoyed by holes in a movie while I'm watching it. More often, I reflect back and notice them. However, while watching the movie, why the hell Anakin isn't able to sense Padme's pregnancy before she says so; he's obviously surprised. And they always refer to 'the baby.' He's able to sense when Luke is in the same star system in the original trilogy, but not that there are twins? Give me a break!

    1. Re:annoyed most: Jedi's unable to sense twins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vader's had a lot of time to increase his mastery over the Force between those two events.

      Seems to me that in Ep3 he is starting to tap into the power of the dark side, but he doesn't have nearly as much control over it as he does in Eps 4-6.

    2. Re:annoyed most: Jedi's unable to sense twins by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Because Lucas had read Dune, Messiah!, where Mu'ad-Dib can sense his daughter Ghanima but not his son Leto. That's my only explanation.

    3. Re:annoyed most: Jedi's unable to sense twins by eean · · Score: 1

      He couldn't sense either. He should've walked in and been like "who knocked you up?" before Padmé could have even started to talk. We are talking about suppoesedly one of the most powerful Jedi's here.

    4. Re:annoyed most: Jedi's unable to sense twins by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

      And yet with his newfound mastery he is not able to detect that Princess Leia is his daughter when he's conducting a mind probe on her? Plot holes people, let's not try to explain them.

    5. Re:annoyed most: Jedi's unable to sense twins by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Given Vader isn't able to detect Leia either, I always read it as Vader/Anakin detecting use of the Force, not whether someone has a lot of midi-chlorians.

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  174. Spelling/grammer Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or even a nice, possessive "your."

  175. Really George by cruachan · · Score: 1

    Firstly on Lucas's mania for filling the screen constantly with distracting stuff. Like trying to watch a movie in front a fishtank full of demented goldfish.

    Secondly on the Younglings. How on earth did he come up with that line? To an English viewer at least it brings up images of Woodhousinan cocktail-drinking middle-aged couple in the Surrey stockbroker belt. Aka..

    [Somewhere near Guildford ca mid 1930s. A couple are drinking Pimms and Lemon after tennis]

    "I say dear, have you hear about that frightful business with the Younglings?"

    "No dear. Did his wife find out about his mistress?"

    "No dear, terribly shocking. Apparently they came home after drinks at Whites to some trouble with that Darth Vader chappie and his regimental sword"

    "Terrible how you just can't get good staff these days"

  176. conspiracy theories about "Madison Avenue" by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    Dig this: a rumor is going around that there are large organizations working together that are trying to persuade (I say brainwash!) human beings to purchase consumer goods. These organizations often meet on a daily basis on or near Madison Avenue in New York City. This nefarious conspiracy must be put to an end. /sarcasm

    Ok, look, moron: there ARE PR flacks working for the MPAA that have gotten "news stories" in the newspapers and TV that are favorable to the movie industry. Why not the internet? Is there some special "force" that prevents those same PR flacks from posting here on Slashdot?

    Furthermore, what do you want to bet that Slashdot was even paid to post one or more "Revenge of the Sith" stories? Maybe even THIS even slashdot story was bought and paid for? You do know that almost all the ads that are run on slashdot are paid for by corporations? Why not stories?

    You don't think that these HUGE torrent of Star Wars "Revenge of the Sith" frenzy all over the media is not bought and paid for by the movie studio and distributors for REvenge of the Sith? All these "news stories" in papers and "features" on TV shows" most of the are actually ADVERTISEMENTS! And it is quite possible that this very story on /. is an ad.

    Oh, one more thing: there is no Santa Claus or tooth fairy. Sorry to break it to you like this....

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  177. Non-breakable glass by Gallamine · · Score: 1

    Apparently, a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away they hadn't discovered freakin' non breakable glass!

    Who in their right mind has the whole viewing widow of a star ship made out of glass that breaks when whacked by a weapon??

    That did it for me.

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    1. Re:Non-breakable glass by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "Who in their right mind has the whole viewing widow of a star ship made out of glass that breaks when whacked by a weapon"

      *waves hand*

      This is not the science you are looking for. This is a space opera.

    2. Re:Non-breakable glass by NinjaCoder · · Score: 1

      not to mention...if they were droids in there, why maintain an atmosphere there at all?

    3. Re:Non-breakable glass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, they could parry lightsabers using those staves, so presumably they're similar cut-through-anything energy weapons. And windows don't photons, which is probably a serious vulnerability on a warship, so they needed to install that metal emergency shielding anyway--why not rely on it?

  178. Jurrasic Park by jlebrech · · Score: 1

    Personality i cant wait for jurassic park episode 1 where steven speilberg renames the first 3 episodes 4-6.

  179. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called a hexalogy.
    They are greek words, so if you know how to count in greek, you have: monology, dilogy, trilogy, tetralogy, pentalogy, hexalogy, heptalogy, octology, ennealogy, dekalogy...

  180. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by provolt · · Score: 1

    Of course Episode 3 doesn't stand on its own. It's not supposed to stand on its own. It doesn't even make sense to have the movie stand on own. It is the 6th movie in larger story. Heck, it's the middle of a six part story.

    To stand on it's own, it would have to introduce all of the characters, explain the force and re-hash the previous two movies. If I wanted to see Episodes 1 and 2, I would watch them and not Episode 3.

    The power of sequels (and prequels) is that the audience is already familiar with the basic setting, so you don't have to rehash the whole thing. You complain that Episode 3 would be nothing without the other 5 and you wish others would see it that way. Do you only enjoy novels where each of the chapters stands on its own? Of course not. Individual chapters in a book are junk, but they can be more than the sum of their parts. Same with the Star Wars movies.

    Complaining that it doesn't stand on it's own, is crazy. It's like complaining that "The Two Towers" in the Lord of the Rings trilogy is junk because it doesn't stand on its own.

    There are plenty of things to complain about with the Star Wars movies. But the fact that each movie doesn't stand on it's own, it just stupid. I would guess that this is just a way for the parent poster to try to feel superior to all of the unenlightened people who don't see it his way.

  181. Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand that George Lucas had to force himself to finish the script. Now, if he'd dropped his ego and gotten some help from someone who could write (remember how Empire Strikes Back was really good?) maybe it would have been easier. As it was, my only solace was knowing that it was just as painful for him to write as it was for me to watch.

  182. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Hawke666 · · Score: 1

    In prosthetics, if not space ship design.

  183. A note or two of my own... by catdevnull · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ok. I saw it. I really liked it--it's Star Wars.

    There are two things to remember when watching any of these films:

    1) They are not Science Fiction
    2) They are not the uber-cerebral life-changing movies you thought they were when you were a kid (and they never were).

    Ok, those said, I think a pinch or two of salt should be added to your cinematic experience. Sure the dialog is wooden and contrived--if not corny. So is the acting & dialogue on anything found on the Sci-Fi channel, Bab5, Star Trek, Battle Star Galactica. Every one of those shows are cheesy but all the geeks seem to like them anyway. Why should SWEP3 be any different?

    Lucas calls them "Space Operas" --and if you're familiar with that genre, you know that opera's stories and motivations require an extended suspension of disbelief. You just go with it.

    Because all of the technology and theory in Star Wars isn't really explained, it just happens to take place in a galaxy far, far away, it gets lumped into SciFi genre. SciFi is a bit more satisfying to the "geek" types. But, Star Wars really doesn't quite fit into that category despite it's cover.

    Hayden Christianson definitely comes off as a poor actor--or he isn't given very good direction to bring more dimension to his character. How was he in "Shattered Glass"? I think dialog and direction can make or break a good performance. Maybe if Lucas let someone else direct, it might have worked better.

    I was blown away by the eye candy and I think it sets up the next film fine. I'm going to overlook some of the incontinuity others are finding just because I have more important things in life to bitch about. Afterall, it's just a movie, isn't it?

    If you're a detail-oriented person, you'll probably be very frustrated. If you just like an entertaining, mind-blowing ride through Lucas's world, you'll probably enjoy it.

    For whatever my $.02 is worth.

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    1. Re:A note or two of my own... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      You're right -- most people here do not grok that space opera is really its own genre, more akin to westerns and historical epics than to "pure" science fiction. And personally, I'm willing to blow off small details of discontinuity. Hell, some of them can be chalked up to, frex, Obi-Wan's demonstrated penchant for telling things "from a certain point of view".

      As to Hayden Christensen's acting -- given that he's young (just turned 24 last month) and probably not very experienced at coping with bad directing, I think he did quite well (in ROTS, at least -- I haven't seen Eps.1 and 2). I had no trouble *believing* in him as Anakin Skywalker, to the point that he's seamlessly replaced whatever image I previously had.

      As to the directing, I'm convinced there must have been a shadow director who did most of the real work (this isn't uncommon when a Big Name has creative control and gets the directing credit), but that certain critical scenes were under Lucas' immediate control.

      Hence these critical scenes, most especially Anakin's fall to the Dark Side, were *rushed*. What should have been played as a developing torment of uncertainty and doubt was reduced to a one liner -- "then he fell to the Dark Side, and we all went on to the next set" (which pointed out the accompanying hokey dialog). ROTS could have been a vastly stronger movie if only these scenes had been allowed to develop at their own pace.

      Indeed, the scenes that went at their own pace managed to deal quite well with said hokey dialog, as they had MUCH better acting.

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    2. Re:A note or two of my own... by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      Speaking of shattered glass -
      Anyone else notice how the lightsabres manage to cut through steel effortlessly, but as soon as they hit glass, it shatters?

      That annoyed me.

    3. Re:A note or two of my own... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      No, not really. I've always though of them as force and heat in one - sort of a scifi cylindrical force field surrounded by a plasma. Hot enough to melt stell, and stiff enough to apply force (they do appear to apply physical effort when cutting though steel). In the intance of glass, the force shatters the glass before the heat melts it. *shrug*

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    4. Re:A note or two of my own... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      uh...it's just a movie, dude. Besides, the lightspeed drives are probably more worthy of such scrutiny.

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    5. Re:A note or two of my own... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lucas calls them "Space Operas" --and if you're familiar with that genre, you know that opera's stories and motivations require an extended suspension of disbelief. You just go with it.

      "If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it." --Bobby Knight

    6. Re:A note or two of my own... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      I think that quote was used earlier by Clayton Williams who was running for Texas governor:

      "The weather and rape are just going to happen so you might was well sit back and enjoy it."

      Mr. Williams was not elected.

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  184. hmm by baldbobbo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    y'all do realize this is fiction, so your debates are fruitless regardless i'm a huge fan, but it's retarded and pointless to argue about a fictional world

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  185. Slightly Offtopic series info. by Vertdang · · Score: 1

    Just saw this on MSN Entertainment.

    http://movies.msn.com/beacon/editorial1.aspx?ptid= 779df5c6-71c1-48c0-bdb1-1306b5d221e4

    Kevin Smith to direct the series (at least some) = GLEE!

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  186. Lots of interesting questions! by Bifurcati · · Score: 1
    I, for one, loved Revenge of the Sith - I thought it was a seriously cool movie, awsome special effects, great story and brilliant acting from Anakin - this was definitely the movie he was cast for. And Palpatine...well, what can I say?!

    And, best of all, it answered lots of questions, but also raised lots more - we know how Anakin fell to the Dark Side, and we know how he became Darth Vader. We understand where Luke and Leia fit in, and even a little about the Jedi "ghosts". But there's lots to discuss - was Palpatine really beaten by Mace Windu (I highly doubt it). And what was really going through Anakin's head? Did he really believe that he was going to bring peace, etc, to the galaxy? Or was it just to give himself a plausable excuse to save Amidala? So delightfully tormented! I've posted some thoughts to my blog.

  187. Star Wars Episode 3.5: Oedipus Strikes First by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    But Luke never knew his mother!

    Star Wars Episode 3.5: Oedipus Strikes First

  188. Younglings - another plot hole by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    So, at this point in the movie, just about all the adult Jedi are dead and Anakin presumably likes kids because he's so overjoyed at Padme's pregnancy.

    He also knows that he himself is young, inexperienced and destined to become a Sith apprentice.

    On that basis, given a bunch of Jedi kids who are even younger and less inexperienced than he is, wouldn't it have made more sense for Anakin to maybe kidnap the younglings, take them to a remote planet somewhere and do a Darkside conversion job on them also so that he himself can train an apprentice?

    Sure, if we need to have all of the Jedi dead by the time of Episode 4, how about he dumps the younglings on a remote planet and they get killed by Tuscan raiders or something? Since he likes kids, he'd be confused, anguished and would feel responsible and this would be a far better way of handling it than just have him suddenly turn to being a murderer.

    And are we actually saying that a mass murderer of children is still able to achieve redemption to the good side of the force upon his death in Episode 6?

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    1. Re:Younglings - another plot hole by Stickney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Anakin's transformation is incredibly well visualized by the Jedi Temple/Younglings scene. It cements his change that he can overthrow his personal anguish towards children in the quest for power.

      2) Of course Anakin cannot take a Youngling apprentice! "Always two there are," if you remember.

      3) And yes, we are operating under the assumption that all people are basically good.

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  189. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by cicadia · · Score: 1
    You realise, I hope, that: a) the original Star Wars was always called "A New Hope", and b) it was always episode 4. The first few seconds of the movie (even in the original theatrical release) make that very clear.

    I shouldn't have to mention this, but the trailer was made after the movie was produced, and only existed to promote the movie. The title would have been abbreviated for marketing reasons, and the romantic subplot emphasised for the same reasons -- to get people into theatres. I think you're reading a bit much into what is essentially a commercial.

    Now, I'm not saying that the grand story hasn't been revised at all over the last 28 years, and I'm not saying that Lucas ever actually thought he would get to make six movies back in 1977, but he was clearly thinking about a larger story than just that first movie, even back then.

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  190. It's just you... by msimm · · Score: 1

    At $20 a pop (yes married) I like to at least check rottentomatoes.com before forking out money on a movies I've got reservations about.

    That said, only a fool would take any of it as gospel so if you're have such strong feelings maybe you should re-evaluate how you use movie reviews.

    I loved Zoolander and never would have seen it if I'd gone by the critics. But Star Wars lived (IMHO) right up to its negative (and positive) reviews. No-one is out there trying to defraud you. Over analyzed? It just looks like maybe your taking them a little too seriously.

    At least for me, I appreciated the heads up and frankly coming out of it I'm 100% confident I'd have better spent my time watching Kung-Foo Hustle (thanks 50/50 reviews, knowledge of actors/directors previous work).

    And as for the timecoding/lightsabre reviews Star Wars is a little geeky. Thats got very little to do with anything aside from its status as a cultural icon (for better and worse). Those you really should learn to appreciate at the very least for humors sake. Where else do you get to see people so worked up about things so inconsequential? :)

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  191. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by stecoop · · Score: 1

    I think that whe Lucas made Leia and Luke siblings it was a direct attack of the Empire Strikes Back when they kissed. He wanted to throw a fork into the wheels because he was relieved of director (or what ever lead it was) duties. He wanted to say he knew the story line and no one else should interfere. Doesn't it seem strange that in a New Hope, Vader had Leia in posession but couldn't detect some "force" yet miles away he did in Return of the Jedi. You can point to that momment is where Lucas fell of the wagon and wanted to do things his(tm) way.

  192. I had no prior experience to star wars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    before the current trilogy. Granted I heard some pop culture references ("I am your father.." - but did parody reflect that he really was his father or was it ironic decription of Darth Vader's lies to mislead Luke?!) but I tried to avoid as many spoilers as I could. When I watched Phantom Menace and Clone Wars I came with a blank slate. And thats the problem really because those movies sucked. I actually fell asleep during Clone Wars and didn't go back to finish it.
    Later on I decided to see the original trilogy just to make sure I wasn't missing out on something that everyone knew about. I found them decent (well the *special effects* are obviously dated to me) and can now relate to why many people are such fans. But the order has got to be 4-5-6-1-2-3 or else they wouldn't even bother and preferably don't show those kids more advanced effects beforehand because they'll be pretty bored with *muppets*

  193. Yoda... by tsmit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone notice that, in the star wars movies, like episode 1 and 2, yoda is all bad ass and serious all the time. But in Empire and Jedi, the fucker is like, laughing all the time? Hanging out in a swamp in a hut? I think i figured out what happened. After everything happened with all the jedi dying and shit... yoda started sportin the ganj! It's the only explanation possible. Dude's got a bad case of the munchies when he first meets luke and he's giggling up a fit. I bet it's because he just smoked a bowl!

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    1. Re:Yoda... by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      ROTFLMAO!!!!! I would mod this funny if I had the points.

    2. Re:Yoda... by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Heh :) A simpler explanation is that, like most humans, he went more or less batshit after living alone for twenty years. People need social contact or they start to go insane.

      Granted, I like batshit ESB Yoda, but he's still batshit.

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    3. Re:Yoda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stoned on swamp gas.

    4. Re:Yoda... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see several plants hanging up on his wall in ESB. I submit that he is drying them.

      "I don't need it, it just takes the edge off having seen all my friends killed".

  194. Re:Wookies doing TARZAN impressions?!? NOOOOOOOOOO by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Old news... Chewie did it in RotJ while swinging onto the AT-ST w/ the 2 ewoks. This just harkens back to that other scene."

    It was funny when he did it in RotJ. This time, they might as well have used the 12345 joke when R2 was trying to get the elevator going.

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  195. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

    I dunno about that. I think he planned to continue the saga from the start.

    Notice that when the death star is destroyed, they CLEARLY show a shot of Vader in his ship, regaining control of it and flying off, presumably to cause more mischief in the future.

    If this doesn't say.. "sequel coming!!" I dunno what does. }:)

    -Z

  196. Only one thing missing. by The_Minkis · · Score: 1

    There was only one thing missing from this movie. After the credits run through, all of those loyal fans who stuck it out to the very end watch as Darth Vader force chokes Jar-Jar to death. Now that is what I call a happy ending.

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  197. Meet Luke . . . by BigDawgES · · Score: 1

    My thought when we're first introduced to crying baby-Luke:

    "He was even whiney back then!"

  198. Not bad but hardly great by pixelgeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While this movie wasn't as bad as the previous two prequels the plot and the acting really did little to present a compelling story of a man's descent into evil.

    Anakin's path to the Dark Side just isn't believable. He goes from being confused and petulent in the morning to killing little children in the evening? Based on what? Certainly not the limited dialogue and character development we see on screen.

    His reasoning for wanting to save Padme isn't explored enough. Hell Lucas could have just been a little more concrete and gien Padme a medical condition that *would* have killed her in childbirth. That would have been more believable than a dream that Aniken has.

    The main problem really is that Lucas doesn't have the writing nor the directorial skills to explore this type of emotional material. His actors are always wooden and deliver really badly written lines with flat performances. This movie is no exception and its no surprise that the path from Aniken to Darth vader just isn't believable.

    The movie looks nice but Lucas should stick to pulp sci-fi and avoid anything than hints of emotion or depth ...he can't pull it off.

    1. Re:Not bad but hardly great by Stickney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The dream that Anakin has is, of course, a warning of his own destiny, but he misinterprets it, just as the Jedi misinterpreted the "balance to the force" prophecy, based on his own overconfidence.

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    2. Re:Not bad but hardly great by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Anakin's path to the Dark Side just isn't believable. He goes from being confused and petulent in the morning to killing little children in the evening?

      I agree completely, but you left a lot of other major annoyances of the movie.

      In episodes I & II, the movie is very long and drawn-out, telling the stories in excruiating detail of how they found Anakin, he met his future wife (Episode I), how the clone army came to exist, and the start of the war (Episode 2). In episode III, the story isn't as thin as the previous two, but the story is still terribly slow, because it focuses entirely on Anakin's story, and everything else happening is a footnote. Anakin's fear of Padme's death takes up probably an hour of the movies, while the downfall of the entire republic and Jedi takes up about 2 minutes of the movie.

      It took an entire movie to introduce the clone army, then in Episode III you see them fighting with completely different machines than you've seen anywhere else, with no idea where they came from. Lucas wanted to insert the Empire attack machines we've seen in the later films, but they all just appear out of nowhere, looking like nothing else in the galaxy.

      An additional annoyance is Lucas' regular homages to later films, and of course characters that act completely different in the prequals than the originals. Okay, so R2D2 has a jet-pack now, that sure would have been useful in the original films.
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    3. Re:Not bad but hardly great by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      -- I agree completely, but you left a lot of other major annoyances of the movie.

      I wanted to avoid developing a spontaneous RSI condition listing them all

    4. Re:Not bad but hardly great by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      You read that in at the end and both of those are examples of great concepts that Lucas just glosses over.

      As someone mentions in an earlier post Aniken does reunite the Force but does it at the end of his life sacrificing himself to save his son.

      The true horror of Lucas' handling of this series is that its actually a *powerful* story of one man's fall and ultimate redepmtion and Lucas turns it into a pulp series.

    5. Re:Not bad but hardly great by yellowjacket03 · · Score: 1

      Ummm, dude you do realize that Anakin's actions are what killed Padme? She probably would have been fine if he just sat on his hands. That's what's supposed to be tragic about the movie. It's his fault that she's dead, it was always going to be his fault. His thirst for power is what did him in, his concern for his wife was ancillary to the real reason he fell. His vanity, his vengeful nature, and his desire to become "the most powerful Jedi ever" are his downfall.

      That being said, he seemed to accept his fate rather quickly, as if after he killed Mace he just decided, "Well, I've come this far..."

  199. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Alien_Phreak · · Score: 1

    Now.. here's something that did bug me. Luke lost his hand to Darth Vader in Episode IV? or was it V.. anyways.. he loses his hand.. and he gets a nice little replacement where you can't tell the fake apart from his real one? his dad gets a hand transplant.. and it looks like he's carrying a brick. I thought the explanation for the Prequels having better visual effects was that the clone wars destroyed much of the technology.. so episode 4,5,6 had worse technologies then ep. 1,2,3... why exactly does Darth Vader get jipped.. aside from the fact that he's the bad guy. you gotta pick one.. do they have better.. or worse technologies. Alien.

  200. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The most poignant moment in "Return of the Jedi" occurs when Luke looks at his right hand just after slicing off the mechanized right hand of Darth Vader. At that moment, he recalls Obi-wan Kenobi's warning: "Don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side."
    Perhaps, but I think (probably though lucky coincidence for Lucas) it more alludes to the scene in Empire when he goes into the swamp to face only what he takes with him -- his fears -- where he destroys Darth Vader only to see his own face behind the mask. That's FAR more poignant.

    But nice of Lucas to slap the slow crowd in the face with it in Ep 2.

  201. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Tink2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, I was going to do the spelling correction bit, but this -
    ends up saving Anakin's sole
    is priceless.

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  202. My 2 cents... by BenjyD · · Score: 1

    OK, so I'm not going to see Ep3. Once everyone saw the direction Lucas was going with Ep1, I don't know why there is so much speculation and discussion about the new trilogy: it was clear they were always going to suck.

    - We already know the storyline: Anakin is Luke's father etc. Therefore, as you've thrown all suspense or surprise out the window to start with, you have to either do something interesting with the story that doesn't effect the future or have a really good cast/script to keep things interesting. Lucas doesn't bother with any of that. Instead, he just ploddingly lays out the story and throws in a few fight scenes and pointless pod races.

    - Trained Light-side Jedi are really boring characters. Sanctimonious, smug, unemotional, basically never breaking a sweat. Ep4-6 get round this by effectivelt never having any: Obi-wan is killed off quick, Yoda only appears briefly, Luke is untrained and learning and generally very un-Jedi like. Eps1-3 are full of Light side Jedi being dull and knowing.

    - CGI. Ep4-6 were made before the current CGI craze. The ships, locations with people in therefore look generally real: dirty, scratched and solid. In EpI-III everything is CGI and looks unreal. No matter how good the CGI is, it can't look as real as reality.

    - The backstory is weak: it just about held an audience's attention when it was just background to the action, but bring it to the foreground and it becomes dull. Star Wars was just a fun space opera with a large backstory. EpI-III try to pretend it's more than that. It's the same as The Matrix and its sequels: the story was just about good enough to cover one film, attempt to stretch it beyond that and it starts to show its holes.

  203. Not bad acting by FullCircle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see many posts saying how bad the actors were. Most of them are some of the best actors around. In other movies they are extremely talented.

    The problem is with the directing. Lucas seems to MAKE them do such a bad job.

    Elsewhere in the posts there is discusson about how good the Spanish version is compared to the English version. I'm sure that was because the voice actors didn't have Lucas directing them.

    Does anyone know why the acting is so bad in 1-3 and decent to good in 4-6? What made him go this route?

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    1. Re:Not bad acting by emtilt · · Score: 1

      One reason it may have been better in at least 5 and 6 is that they were not directed by Lucas, but by Irvin Kershner and Richard Marquand, respectively.

    2. Re:Not bad acting by dcam · · Score: 1

      Two words:
      director
      script

      Possibly also acting in front of a blue screen might have an effect.

      But in the end I'd lay the problem largely at the feet of the director.

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    3. Re:Not bad acting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      the dark side of the force.

    4. Re:Not bad acting by Cstryon · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the acting was bad, or even the directing was bad. In my opinion, movies are made to give visual apperance, personality, and Plot outline to a story that you have to use your imagination for. I LOVED episodes 1-3 and 4-6. I notice bad acting in 1-3 and bad effects in 4-6 (Plus I think luke sucked till mid 5.). But With all the moves, I now can create the story and play it out in my head and enjoy it despite possible...badness.

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    5. Re:Not bad acting by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      I think Lucas was more concerned with getting the scene shot quickly than getting it done well. There probably wasn't a single retake due to poor acting.

    6. Re:Not bad acting by Tarrio · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he wanted it to look like he directed 1-3 first?

  204. Not just you... by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

    My general reaction to a general release movie (as opposed to some really cool indy stuff that really does get my brain going...) is usually a simple good, okay, bad, or horrible. If you have to deeply analyze it to figure out why it was good or bad, you've overcomplicated a simple question.

    I give Ep 3 a definite good. Maybe there were problems with the writing, etc., but I ENJOYED watching it. If you just go in, sit back, and try to just watch it and enjoy it as entertainment, then it's good to great - much better than 1 or 2.

  205. Re:Alien Lounge Singers by fyrie · · Score: 1

    I'll have to admit, when Ani goes to meet Palpatine at that fish-bubble show, I thought as soon as he entered: "Oh no... Here comes Lucas' sci-fi Opera attempt". I'm still trying to get over the diva scene from the Fith Element.

  206. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually in cartoon network's Clone Wars he did that :p, he lost his hand twice I think

  207. Yoda's news of Qi-gonn is the best plot surprise by Dioscorea · · Score: 1
    So how does this single narrative affect how Episodes IV-VI should be viewed?

    spoiler...

    For me, the main plot surprise of Ep VI was the path to immortality as discovered Qi-Gonn (related by Yoda)... this explains what Obi-wan was doing on Tattooine all those years, and contrasts very nicely with Palpatine's claims that the dark side leads to immortality (Darth Plagus etc.)

    Also explains how Obi-wan was able to say to Vader "strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine", without Vader understanding what he meant.

    that to me, as a Force junkie, was worth the price of, um, my DSL connection

  208. Some people will never be satisfied by Jerim · · Score: 1

    I have run into people who thoroughly enjoy picking apart movies. Not so much because the movie is bad, but because it makes them feel good about themselves that they weren't taken in by a move that everyone else liked. That they were too smart to get taken in like everyone else. It feeds their own superiority to point out every mistake in a movie and how everyone else is inferior for liking such an obviously bad movie. They are also the same type of people who sit in the window of a restaurant so they can talk about everyone that walks past. They don't do things because they want to, but to make fun of the people who do.

    For what it is, Episode III is a good movie. It is no where near as bad as Battlefield Earth. It may not be exactly like the original trilogy, but if you get over the fact that we no longer live in the late 70's early 80's you will see that the movie is good.

    1. Re:Some people will never be satisfied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but it really isn't a good movie though. Some people will never be satisfied? Can't say if that is true or not... but I was not satisfied by this poorly edited, bad movie.

      And I don't sit at the window of a restaurants talking about eveyone that walks past, and I don't take pleasure in poking fun at people, and a rarely feel superior to anyone if ever at all.

      As someone who obviously thinks it uncool to point out flaws in others, did you happen to notice that you just did exactly that, even going so far as to describe the general behaviors of this group of "some people?"

      Seriously, it just isn't a good movie... that's all.

  209. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by lcnxw · · Score: 1

    you completely misunderstood my point. Or perhaps I didn't explain clearly enough. I didn't suggest that we re-introduce all the characters, or that each movie stand on its own, but that we look at the pros and cons of this film without letting the pros/cons from the other movies interfere with it.

    Think of 6 lights clustered together. When together, they make a bright light, but how much is each individual light contributing to the collective brightness? I would call episodes I, II, and III the dimmest bulbs of the bunch by far, and far dimmer than most movies made today (and even those can be pretty horrible). If it weren't for the previous movies, crap like this would never see the light of day.

  210. Re:I saw the movie with MC Chris at the midnight s by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "2. how did they manage to make a woman as beautiful as Natalie Portman look so bad?"

    I thought that was a testament to what marriage and pregnancy does to a woman. I read somewhere that Ed O'neil was a consultant for that movie.

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  211. Lucas blew it... by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 1

    After all but completely ruining the Star Wars story by coming out with episodes I and II, Lucas blew the perfect opportinity to redeem himself with ROTS.

    Here's how Anakin should have gone over to the dark side:

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    (Palpatine and Anakin are conversing in the Chancellor's office.)

    Palpatine: The dark side will make you powerful beyond your wildest dreams. Join me. Become my apprentice. Come over to the dark side.

    Anakin: What must I do to become a sith lord?

    (Doors open and Jar-Jar lopes in)

    Jar-Jar: Hewo Annie! Meesa was tinkin dat...

    (Cut to head shot of Anakin, obviously furious that Jar-Jar has interrupted the conversation at such a crucial moment)

    Palpatine: (With great disgust) Release your hatred!

    (Anakin grabs Jar-Jar with the force and slams him head-first into the ceiling. Simultaneously, he releases Jar-Jar and whips out his light saber, slicing the @#$%! Gungan into tiny bits before he hits the ground.)

    Palpatine: (Barely audible over the wild cheers ocurring in theaters across the globe) Well-done, young Skywalker. Your journey to the dark side is now complete.

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  212. Empire Strikes Back rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason behinf Empire being the film of choice for so many Star Wars fans, is Lucas was only there in name as producer and co-writting credits, where in all his other movies he has a bigger stake in everything. Revenge of the Sith rates just slightly better than Return of the Jedi, but well behind Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back. Lucas may be a technical genius of a director but he doesn't seem to have what it takes to get the best out of his cast, again a very wooden display by all involved, which is a pity cause several of the cast are definately capable of better.

  213. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    SPOILER ALERT
    Everyone else has replied to this but I wanted to add that, for the record, Vader does get his remaining natural arm sliced off, as well as his legs at the knee. He leaps at Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan takes all three limbs off with one clean sweep.

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  214. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Inoshiro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Did George Lucas provide a scene (in "Revenge of the Sith") where Darth Vader's own right hand was sliced off? If the answer is "yes", then Lucas has remained true to the original trilogy."

    His hand was sliced off in episode 2 by Dooku, and this fact was used by Palpatine/Sidious to goad Anakin into killing Dooku for purposes of revenge when he had him as an unarmed prisoner!

    Perhaps if you actually watched the movies, you could be considered a score above 2 commentor; as is, you trolled some ignorant mods. Good day to you!

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  215. Awsome... by Omestes · · Score: 1

    I'm going to take this from my friends view. He has a deeper insight into justifying things than I.

    EpI was a story about a whiny obnoxious kid. It worked very well. EpI was also about getting a young audience, hence all the silly (abnoxious) Gungans and Jar-Jar, the Gungan NERF energy weapons, and the giant fish hokey pokey.

    EpII was about a whiny obnoxious teenager. If you can stretch your memory back that far, you'll remember that you too were an angst ridden bitch at Anakins age in this movie. So that acting was rather good.

    EpIII is about an insecure, hubris filled, young adult. And Hayden acted accordingly. The love scenes were realistic in Real World standards, but not in the faux real Hollywood way that we come to expect from Hollywood. Awkward, silly, but genuine. Hayden played the fall to the dark side really well, having genuine emotional motives for becomeing badass, but got trapped. The story is great. (sure, Lucas sort of kludged a couple bits, but it's Lucas what do you expect?) Vader killing the children was the best part of the movie, it was tastefully done, and really made clear what a bitch Vader is (because of love).

    Also if you examine the story arc, you see some very nice deeper messages, that would have made Cambell proud. The misinterpretted prophecy (which was true), the fall of the Jedi because of their own hubris, and the fall(rise) of Vader because of his. Even when the Emperor talks of peace...

    I loved this movie. It tied in really well with epIV too, there is only ONE plot hole that cannot be easily explained. Obi-Wan does not recognize the droids. And it makes certain things make sense too, like the odd smirk Obi-Wan gives Luke before he lets Vader kill him.

    There were other problems with continuity, but their easily explained away. Like Laea telling Obi-Wan that he served under her father during the Clone Wars, but he adopted father was a Senator, so that makes sense. The fact that the Stormtroopers have different charactoristics from Jango makes sense too, if you accept that they used different templates between III and IV.

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  216. The two best lines in the film... by howman · · Score: 1

    Acting aside, special effects aside, story line aside, There were only two moments in the film where I truly enjoyed myself, the first whas when the counsel told Aniken that they would not make him a master and he replied "What?!", I nearly fell off my seat laughing because all I could envision was SL Jackson quickly changing roles and saying "You heard me MotherFucker!". It was the perfect camera change to that perfect look on SL Jacksons face.
    The second best line was when the Dark Lord called Yoda, "My little green friend." I could not help but see him as Tony Montanya sitting behind a huge pile of cocaine.
    Did I like the film, well in short, no, in long, noooooooooooooooo!

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  217. Balance is a ratio of 1 to 1 by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the "prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force" was misinterpreted after all: Perhaps the prophecy was really fulfilled not by Anakin destroying the Sith order, but by Luke humanizing the Jedi ethic.

    At the beginning of episode1, there are thousands of Jedis, and 2 Sith.
    At the beginning of episode4, there are 2 Jedis, and 2 Sith.

    Anakin brought balance to the Force.

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    1. Re:Balance is a ratio of 1 to 1 by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Balancing the force is different than balancing mere numbers of Jedi. The force is stronger in some Jedi and Sith than others. Anakin was particularly strong, so to keep the Force in balance, I would think that more relatively weaker (on average) Jedi would be needed.

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  218. Nitpicks (and spoilers...) by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1, Interesting
    After seeing this movie opening day, I left feeling that Lucas did a great job tying Eps III and IV together (Obi-Wan thinks blasters are "uncivilized", Annakin doesn't realize Padme is having twins, etc.). But, after further review (and at the risk of sounding like comic book guy) here are a few of my nitpicks:

    1. Obi-Wan is still called Obi-Wan after twins are born, and yet in Ep IV he states that he hasn't gone by that name "Since before you were born"
    2. Obi-Wan tells Luke in Ep IV that his father wanted him to have his light sabre when he was old enough. Unless I missed something, Annakin never gave Obi-Wan his light sabre, let alone told him to pass it along to his son.
    3. Not really a continuity error but - don't they have ultrasounds in a galaxy far far away? Why did Padme not know she was having twins until the last minute?
    4. OK, so C3PO's memory was wiped (a cheat, if you ask me). But what about R2D2's memory? And in Ep III Obi-Wan interacts extensively with both droids, and yet HIS memory isn't wiped - in Ep IV he doesn't recognize the robots at all.

    1. Re:Nitpicks (and spoilers...) by Thanatopsis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. A slight exaggeration. It was meant to be a long time ago. It's called poetic license.
      2.At the end of the battle between Obi and Ani, Obi Wan picks up Anakin's light saber and walks off with it. As far as passing to his son, that once again poetic license on the part of Obi Wan (See 1. Keep in mind, he also glossed over the fact that Darth Vader was Luke's father)
      3. Padme probably knew. She was also unconscious at the time.
      4. R2D2 memory wasn't wiped. Which is why he referred to Obi Wan as his master. R2 is clearly the more trustworthy of the two druids.

    2. Re:Nitpicks (and spoilers...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Obi-Wan was never R2's master. Obi-Wan was R4's master. Anakin was R2's master.

      5. GL just kind of blew a few details. That's all.

    3. Re:Nitpicks (and spoilers...) by Onan · · Score: 1


      Actually, this is consistent with the fact that everything Obi-Wan and Yoda ever tell Luke is false, whereas everything Vader and Palpatine ever tell him is the truth.

  219. I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you see them as real and accept that this was what happened, then you can see how perfect a circle it is and how far we have come.
    Stop criticising and see that this is how it was.
    The acting was not wooden, people are like that in real life.
    The truly amazing thing is how present day reality has unfolded to mirror what happened long ago in a galaxy far away.

    1. Re:I beg to differ by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      My sentiments exactly. Especially regarding Hayden Christiansen's acting. Look at the f'in character he was playing... Given his circumstances, I would expect him to be *BE* somewhat "wooden."

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  220. Bottom of the barrell for me. by Nermal · · Score: 1

    Here are some of my thoughts that I wrote in another venue after seeing EpIII opening night. I'm all ears if anyone wants to talk me out of my opinion, though....

    I was really very, very surprised to see how many people liked RoTS. Personally, it goes at the bottom of the Star Wars list for me (though, admittedly I've never seen the Christmas Special). Here's a bit on why I feel that way:

    With the same major events and the same cast I think it could have been a great movie, but the writing... the writing sucked. And the writing (and editing... again) killed it. I've heard a lot of people complain about the acting, but really I don't think it was the cast's fault at all. I don't think anyone could have done better with the what they were given.

    I agree with ferrett that the way Sidious lures Anakin over has good elements, but even so there just wasn't enough there to explain Anakin's transition internally. There has to be more than "I really really love you and I don't want you to die" to make the transition to "I would kill children (err, sorry, 'younglings'.. wtf?) for you" believable and I just didn't see it. And no, one fit of rage in exacting vengance for your mother's rape/murder does not qualify you for the wholesale massacre business.

    And then there was the dialogue. Not only was a vital element of character development missing, but the rest of the movie was just klunkily executed. I felt like RoTS alternated between grand, elaborate battle sequences that were so grand and so elaborate that after the 40th minute they just got dull and "exposition" scenes that beat the audience over the head with dialogue a middle schooler could have written. The acting looked bad because they weren't allowed to act. There was _no_ subtext in the whole thing, just lots and lots of TEXT.

    And this complaint is not limited to the worse-than-AoTC "romance" scenes:

    Yoda talking like an action hero? If dialogue like "Not if anything to say about it I have"??? had shown up in a Star Wars parody I would have laughed at how amusingly out of place it was, but here he is in the climax of the film! He might as well have said "kick your ass, I will" like in all the icons.

    Oh and another example of TEXT, did anybody catch that extremely subtle nod to Frankenstein in Vader's "rebirth" scene? It was easy to miss... if you were a blind monkey with multiple advanced degrees in not getting things. But as if that wasn't bad enough, here we have the crux of the entire series, arguably the most important moment in all six movies, where the last of Anakin dies and Darth Vader is truly born and how is it expressed? "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!". The ultimate cliche'. Bloody hell, I have no words.

    And then there's things like Padme being diagnosed by a medical droid with having lost the will to live. Like we weren't expected to get even THAT all by ourselves? The reason this movie goes to the bottom of the barrel for me is that while Phantom Menace was bad, at least I didn't feel constantly insulted while watching it.

    So yeah, those're my $0.02. As far as I'm concerned, IV-VI are Star Wars. The rest are just Fanfics that Lucas wrote. ...oh, and did General Grievous sound *exactly* like Dark Helmet to anyone else?

  221. horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This movie was fucking horrible. If you liked it you are a retard. Every god damned thing in the movie was computer generated. I mean am I the only person in the world that thinks the CG in these 3 'films' looks like complete shit? The FX in the original trilogy was FAR superior. IT LOOKED REAL. I believed I was looking at ACTUAL OBJECTS THAT EXIST. Honestly what was the point of even using live actors? They were surrounded by CG 24/7. I mean the friggen GROUND they were standing on was CG. It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking sad.

    DON'T GO SEE EPISODE 3 UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR IMAGE OF STAR WARS TAKEN DOWN YET ANOTHER NOTCH.

    1. Re:horrible by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Maybe I have a better sense of wonder and imagination than some of you, but this movie wasn't that bad. It's the only movie I've ever seen that was fictional yet you left feeling drained like a real story like Glory, or Shindler's List, or Saving Private Ryan.

      Yes, the dialog wasn't the greatest, but even the punk improved somewhat. Portman sure improved a ton.

      The whole tone of the movie changed at that one point with the kids. Yes, his turning seemed fast, but they tried to get around that by showing her belly growing, which showed weeks and months were really going by as all this was happening.

      The action was first rate, and the CGI wasn't too bad at all. Compare vs. Last Starfighter if you don't think it's come a long way.

      The initial space battle was far and away the most complex and visually stunning I've seen. It's all the other SW films + Wolf 359 + Dominion wars + everything else you've seen rolled into one. It did not look particularly fake to me.

      If anything, these pipework and bulkhead-clogged ships are way overdone. Anyone whose flown into an airport during the day can tell you how fake those toy cars look down there, all shiny and perfect and slow-moving. The producers have the tough job of making it [b]not seem fake when fake is exactly what ships on that scale would look like in real life.[/b] And "not fake" to our stupid, 6-foot high, 1/20 mile worldview is exactly what we got. Good job on their part.

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  222. Superhuman physics by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    In Spiderman 1 [...] the defying-physics stuff actually worked

    No it didn't. Not for me, and to enough people that I ended up seeing an interview with the SFX guys defending their work on this.

    They didn't understand why people didn't like the effect. They took some high speed footage of people doing acrobatics, and based their animations on that... they think people should love it.
    The reason why so many people didn't like that is that he's supposed to have the speed and agility of a spider, not of a guy on fast-forward.

    Now, obviously they did it this way because it was the easiest, fastest, cheapest way to get the job done... they had a deadline to meet. You have the guy going in fast forward, no time wasted observing the movement of spiders or anything fancy like that.

    Same reason why the Green Goblin had a power rangers suit and helmet instead of the rubber mask and cowled cape he's always had: Hard plastic is MUCH easier to animate photorealistically than flapping rubber masks and ragged capes.

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  223. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    Wrong. "Episode IV: A New Hope" was added after "Empire Strikes Back" was greenlit.

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  224. After reading comments.. by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of /. does not understand this movie. Here's one tip: Pick up an attention span.

  225. Physical security by Aggrav8d · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ever notice that the star wars universe hasn't evolved the sophisticated, space-age technology of the hand or balcony rail? While we're on the subject, they build the most deadly blade-like weapons imaginable and then forget to include little details like hilts. Then again in a universe populated by so many individual life forms I guess it makes sense to let safety take a back seat so that nature can cull the herd of the exceptionally stupid.

    1. Re:Physical security by DiscoOnTheSide · · Score: 1

      hilts are made of metal. lightsabers cut metal. if you lose your hilt you'll be losing at least your thumb as well, regardless. you were saying? unless you're talking about some sort of lightsaber prism... but wouldn't the lightsaber just cut through the prism as well? hmmm.

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    2. Re:Physical security by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Maybe you don't get the concept of a hilt: built into the end of the handle it would prevent a user from slipping and accidentally grabbing the blade. The properties of a lightsaber's cutting power are irrelevant because the hilt doesn't get cut, it prevents accidents.

    3. Re:Physical security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Disco was refering to the factthe hilts also stop the enemy from sliding their blade 'down' yours and cutting your hand. The hilt catches the enemies blade, unless it is a lightsaber, in which case the LS would cut thru the hilt.

      Personally, I'd like
      a) a LS that can sense when it hits another LS, and turn itself off for a tenth of a second. This would allow a LS to 'cut thru' another LS and hit the bad guy who was blocking.
      b) a LS with an adjustable length. Remember in Episode 2 when the Jedi are surrounded in the arena? Imagine one Jedi yelling 'Down!', and making his LS blade 100 feet long, then rotating in place, cutting down all the surrounding droids at once.
      c) Jedi who can actually detect the most powerful Sith lord in existense while standing right next to him.

      I guess I expect too much.

      (And what was with Ben Kenobi using "something as random and clumsy as a blaster"??)

    4. Re:Physical security by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about his using a blaster too - and was glad to see the line he subsequently gave about it being "uncivilized", which solved that mystery, and tied nicely with Ep. IV!

    5. Re:Physical security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Disco was refering to the factthe hilts also stop the enemy from sliding their blade 'down' yours and cutting your hand. The hilt catches the enemies blade, unless it is a lightsaber, in which case the LS would cut thru the hilt."

      I don't get what you're saying. the only way your opponent's blade CAN slide down yours is, if its a lightsaber..anything else would just get cut off at the point of contact.

      Why don't we argue something stupider, like making columns of light at finite lengths. And no, even non-jedi can turn on a lightsaber, so that controlling the length with the force BS doesn't work.

    6. Re:Physical security by null+etc. · · Score: 1
      Why don't we argue something stupider, like making columns of light at finite lengths.

      News flash: lightsabers aren't columns of light at finite lengths.

    7. Re:Physical security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ive thought about C ever since Episode 1. The only thing I could come up with to explain it was this: Have you ever had a noise so loud or a flash so bright that you couldnt tell where it came from?

    8. Re:Physical security by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      c) Jedi who can actually detect the most powerful Sith lord in existense while standing right next to him.

      Darth Sidious was Sith lord but by far not the most powerfull one (at least not of all time). One could even argue (as he says himself actually) that Anakin is more powerfull (in potential at least).

      Jedi not being able to 'see' him follows the same logic as the Emperor not being able to spot Zoda on Dagobah. In case of Sidious, his presence was masked by the overwhelming presence of the light side there. It is surprisingly consistent.

    9. Re:Physical security by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Too much ambiant light makes shadows invisible.

    10. Re:Physical security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) a LS that can sense when it hits another LS, and turn itself off for a tenth of a second. This would allow a LS to 'cut thru' another LS and hit the bad guy who was blocking.

      Rule of unintended consequences...if your light saber "goes through" the opposing foe's light saber, not only will your light saber be able to continue on its way, but so will your opponent's.

      Wait, what am I talking about, this is a movie consarn it!

    11. Re:Physical security by Tiroth · · Score: 1

      The hilt on a Japanese sword is not really there to protect from an opponent's blade...it is possible to actually cut through the soft iron of the tsuba. It's there to prevent you from riding up the hilt an cutting yourself on your own sword! This probably goes double for lightsabers, but still no hilts. ;)

    12. Re:Physical security by stienman · · Score: 1

      they build the most deadly blade-like weapons imaginable and then forget to include little details like hilts.

      A hilt is meant to protect you from your enemy's blade as it slides along your blade. Since the only thing that can stop their blade is another blade, the only thing they could make a hilt out of is more light saber.

      I can think of a lot of reasons why they might not have done this, from special effects perspectives (you want us to rotoscope not just the blade, but also the hilt!?) to theoretical technical imitations (can't cut cyrstals in a way to make a good hilt, can't fit the requisite crystals into the unit, etc) to aesthetic reasons (a jedi with a hilt? Nice training wheels, Anakin!)

      It is unlikely that they "accidently" left out the hilt or "forgot". It is much more likely that they actively chose not to include one for the original movies.

      As far as the balcony rails, they are all over the place, but not everywhere someone could possible go. The places that shouldn't get much (if any) traffic don't need rails. The places that get a lot of traffic aften have rails. The inbetween places may not have them for a variety of reasons.

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    13. Re:Physical security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilts exist to protect the hand from blades, yes. The opponent's blade. As a former fencer, I speak from experience. No swordsman or Jedi is worried about accidentally grabbing their own blade (especially since a light sabre doesn't even *have* a blade until after it is being held properly).

    14. Re:Physical security by Golias · · Score: 1

      None of you get it.

      The reason lightsabers don't have hilts is very simple: Flashlights don't have hilts.

      Kids have been playing "lightsaber" with flashlight beams since 1977, and it has been a key element to the appeal of the entire series with young children.

      End of story.

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    15. Re:Physical security by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1, Informative

      Some observations:

      1. The emperor talked about using the dark side to keep things alive. This appears to have completely evaporated in the second half of the movie. Thus it may have been a lie.

      2. Was the emperor "faking" losing to Windu for the purpose of turning Anakin? It seems so, although allowing his face to become mutilated seems a bit extreme. Although maybe not for the Sith Lord. Also their tech could clearly repair it so it's more of a temporary badge of honor. Or a badge of "see how bad those power hungry Jedi council people are?"

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    16. Re:Physical security by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

      I guess nobody watches the history channel. The first hilts were NOT designed to stop an enemy's blade from hitting your hand, they were designed to prevent you from cutting yourself on your own blade. iirc one of the first guys to put a hilt on his knife lost a couple of fingers because of that exact same problem. Just imagine stabbing into something with the expectation of a smooth entry, only to find that you hit something hard. The blade stops moving but your momentum causes your arm to keep going and your reaction time is a little too slow so you end up sliding your closed fist down the length of the blade. Ow!

    17. Re:Physical security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how would that be a factor with a lightsaber, which can stab through steel doors like a hot knife through butter?

    18. Re:Physical security by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      A hilt is meant to protect you from your enemy's blade as it slides along your blade.

      Not really--its function is more to protect your knuckles from the enemy's shield. On many swords the hilt wouldn't actually be able to stand up to much punishment from a blade.

    19. Re:Physical security by Glsai · · Score: 1

      As an answer to number 2, it appears that the Emperor WAS losing to Windu. Although he put on a bit of the sappy puppy dog help me Anaking, he's going to kill me routine, I think he knew he would die unless Anakin helped him. In the script it says: "MACE pushes PALPATINE out to the edge of the ledge. As the Jedi moves closer, the bolts from Palpatine's hands begin to arch back on him. The Chancellor's face begins to twist and distort. His eyes become yellow as he struggles to intensify his powers." And I know people don't treat the books as cannon, but with the Witches of Dathomir when they used the dark side of the force their skin would bruise and blotch like the Emperors. So I think he was losing and tried giving a last ditch effort with his force powers to stop Windu. When he couldn't be begged Anakin for help.

    20. Re:Physical security by Atryn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      a) a LS that can sense when it hits another LS, and turn itself off for a tenth of a second. This would allow a LS to 'cut thru' another LS and hit the bad guy who was blocking.
      Of course, your opponents would do the same, so you'd both be dead... Not so useful now eh?

      b) a LS with an adjustable length. Remember in Episode 2 when the Jedi are surrounded in the arena? Imagine one Jedi yelling 'Down!', and making his LS blade 100 feet long, then rotating in place, cutting down all the surrounding droids at once.
      One does expect technologies to have limitations. I don't think every limitation needs to be explained...

      c) Jedi who can actually detect the most powerful Sith lord in existense while standing right next to him.
      He wouldn't be that powerful then, would he? As Yoda says: "Difficult to understand, the Dark Side is." or something to that effect. If it was as easy as "Oh yeah, that guy there is dark." it wouldn't have made much of a movie.

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    21. Re:Physical security by Atryn · · Score: 1
      1. The emperor talked about using the dark side to keep things alive. This appears to have completely evaporated in the second half of the movie. Thus it may have been a lie.
      I could well believe it was a lie... But if you are talking about the Emperor using it to keep himself alive, I've always felt certain aspects of the Force cannot be used on oneself (i.e. why Darth whoever-he-was couldn't save himself after discovering the power). Anakin and the Emperor never claimed to have actually discovered the secret.

      allowing his face to become mutilated seems a bit extreme. Also their tech could clearly repair it so it's more of a temporary badge of honor. Or a badge of "see how bad those power hungry Jedi council people are?"
      Yes to the 2nd point as he also uses his disfigurement as a badge/motivator in his speech to the Senate.

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    22. Re:Physical security by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      1. The emperor talked about using the dark side to keep things alive. This appears to have completely evaporated in the second half of the movie. Thus it may have been a lie.

      Maybe, Sidious is full of lies.

      However, what I have wondered about in episode 3 is how Anakin survived the battle with Ben and managed to stay alive long enough to be picked up by Sidious while in ROTJ he cannot survive for more then a few mins without his breathing mask.. It might be there is some truth (hrm.. truth?? ah well, within the context of the story) in it also.

      2. Was the emperor "faking" losing to Windu for the purpose of turning Anakin? It seems so, although allowing his face to become mutilated seems a bit extreme. Although maybe not for the Sith Lord. Also their tech could clearly repair it so it's more of a temporary badge of honor. Or a badge of "see how bad those power hungry Jedi council people are?"

      I am pretty sure he faked weakness in order to lure Anakin.

      With regards to his deformed face, I seem to recall (but will have to watch again to confirm) that whenever we see Sidious in holographic communications with those who know his real identity, his face is deformed, even before the fight with Windu.

      Could it be that he was just able to mask that deformation? I seem to remember that such deception is quite within the ability of a somewhat capable force user.

    23. Re:Physical security by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I wondered about the masking, too, for the same reason. Was that his "force face" and his normal one was the mask, so to speak? They don't show the Emperor's face (in hood) too much prior to that, but what I did see (I was looking for it) was apparently a normal, if whitish, face.

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    24. Re:Physical security by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      However, what I have wondered about in episode 3 is how Anakin survived the battle with Ben and managed to stay alive long enough to be picked up by Sidious while in ROTJ he cannot survive for more then a few mins without his breathing mask.. It might be there is some truth (hrm.. truth?? ah well, within the context of the story) in it also.

      As I recall Vader did get hit pretty badly with the force lightning from the emperor in ROTJ. I always assumed that he died because of a system failure in the machines that were keeping him alive, rather than not being able to breath.

      He seemed to be dying, but said he wanted to see Luke with his "real eyes" before dying. None of this seems inconsistent with Episode 3.

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    25. Re:Physical security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anakin was young and strong at the first duel. His health had probably deteriorated after fifteen years of aging and depending on the machinery.

    26. Re:Physical security by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      As I recall Vader did get hit pretty badly with the force lightning from the emperor in ROTJ. I always assumed that he died because of a system failure in the machines that were keeping him alive, rather than not being able to breath.

      He seemed to be dying, but said he wanted to see Luke with his "real eyes" before dying. None of this seems inconsistent with Episode 3


      Hmm, I'll have to watch it again I guess :)

      But as I recall it, he was indeed pretty damaged there, but I also recall Luke not wanting to take off his mask because it would kill him for sure, while Luke wanted to try to 'rescue' him.

      Of course Anakin could not have survived the lava thing as a normal human but did for long enough that Sidious could come from somewhere else (its not like he was just around the corner and could be there in mere minutes) to pick him up alive.

      At any rate, I will go watch ROTJ again when I have some more time and take a close peek at this part.

    27. Re:Physical security by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Not to mention the portability limitations of the hilt. I guess you can have a hilt that folds out or something, but it'd be awkward.

      I can't account for anything else (I haven't even seen epIII yet), but did a skilled Sith or Jedi actually get killed from letting their lightsaber slide into their hands? If the answer is "no", then I wouldn't expect any Sith or Jedi to ever make a mistake so careless. If "yes", well, shows what I know.

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    28. Re:Physical security by Hanzie · · Score: 1

      I've experienced exactly that, with my own hand.

      It really sucked.

      Nothing permanent, except the lesson.

      hanzie.

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    29. Re:Physical security by mink · · Score: 1

      In "Splinter of the Minds Eye" (Allen Dean Foster) Luke's saber has the variable length feature, but he only shortened it. I think they have a maximum length designed to be what we see on screen.

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    30. Re:Physical security by Tassach · · Score: 1
      "Hilt" refers to the entire non-blade portion of a sword, not just the part you grab.

      You are correct as to the role of the guard, athought it also serves to bring the sword into proper balance as well.

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  226. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by jZnat · · Score: 1

    As far as I recall, there were plenty of limbs being cut off throughout the movie.

    "Hey look, it's Stubby, the flaming torso!"

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  227. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by bckrispi · · Score: 1
    You realise, I hope, that: a) the original Star Wars was always called "A New Hope",

    BZZZZT WRONG!

    and b) it was always episode 4.

    WRONG AGAIN!

    The first few seconds of the movie (even in the original theatrical release) make that very clear.

    STRIKE THREE! Kindly turn in your geek card at the front desk. The initial theatrical release of Star Wars was *just that*, "Star Wars". There was neither "Episode IV", nor was there "A NEW HOPE" attached to the opening crawl. These weren't added until the 1979-1980 re-release to build up the excitement for "Empire".

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  228. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1
    Likewise, the way Lucas has set up the over-arcing 6-ilogy (sexilogy?)
    I think it would be a triple trilogy.

    Saga also works nicely.

  229. Evanglizing film reviews! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting website:

    Anything in a movie is bad if it presents the viewer with an occasion of sin, and nudity can certainly do that, especially if it involves attractive performers or erotic overtones.

    If it wasn't for sin depicted in movies, there would be no sin! Remember those innocent days before Hollywood?

  230. Underdoggedness is Key by jone_stone · · Score: 1

    I realized something when I watched ROTS: Star Wars movies are really only good when the good guys are the underdogs. I'm not saying ROTS was great because it wasn't at all, but it was definitely better than the first two prequels. I found myself much more involved in the action and the struggle, simply because I knew that Obi-Wan and Yoda were the underdogs. It was the same way in the original trilogy, particularly 4 and 5.

    In the first two prequels the good guys were in power. I don't want to see a movie about the Good Republic fighting rebels. I want to see a movie about rebels fighting the Evil Empire.

  231. Mace Windu's Dark Inclinations by exa · · Score: 1

    In the scene where Anakin prevents Windu from killing Palpatine, he utters "He is too dangerous to be kept alive" (or sth like that), which is identical to what the emperor said to him in the execution of Count Dookoo...... What would that mean to Anakin there?

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  232. Question about force ghosts. (SPOILER INFO) by Rai · · Score: 1

    Yoda tells Obi-Wan that Qui-Gon learned the secret to immortality by becoming a "force ghost." He also tells Obi-Wan that he has some new training for him so Obi-Wan can also learn this ability. So if only Yoda and Obi-Wan have the training to do this, how does Anakin/Vader learn how to become the force ghost we see at the end of ROTJ? Did Sidious also have this ability?

    1. Re:Question about force ghosts. (SPOILER INFO) by MixmastaKooz · · Score: 1

      Maybe when Anakin was redeemed then dies in ROTJ, Yoda and Obi-Wan are doing all the Force work for Anakin...
      In one of the books (it might not be considered kosher now), it talks about how a jedi can make an impression on another living jedi right before they die--and since Luke sees Obi-wan, Yoda, and Anakin die, they have a Force impression on him and can appear to Luke at will.

  233. Or is R2 the only one that knows what's going on? by Dr+Fro · · Score: 1

    After seeing all 6, I'm starting to think R2 is the only one with everything put together - He (She? It?) happens to save the main character(s) in every episode. Maybe R2 is intelligent enough to keep quiet about things and not tell Luke about his father because he and Obi-wan had a talk. I got the feeling that R2 going to Tantooine to Luke going to Yoda was all planned out in that final conferance between Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Organa. It wasn't just an "Oh, btw, Luke, how about you visit this guy on Dagobah..."

    One thing I haven't seen discussed yet is Obi-Wan's age. I believe there are 12 years between Episode I-III and 18 between III and IV. That's a total of 30 years between I and IV. Obi-Wan looks at least mid-60s in IV, but I don't think he would have been a Padawan in Ep I much later than mid-20s, which is a differance at least 10 years?

    Any Ideas?

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  234. wait for the tweaked re-release! by toby · · Score: 1
    the giant lizard ridden by Obi Wan was not that good

    It's ok: In the 2010 Special Edition re-release, it gets replaced with a really good CGI lizard (think Jabba the Hutt). ...And everyone bitches about ruining the flavour of the original.

    And they edit the scene in the Jedi temple so that the youngling goes for Anakin first! And the massacre was just self-defence... etc.

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  235. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    *** Warning: Spoilers ***

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    There is continuity in the way you describe; however, it is not when Anakin loses his hand (which, as noted, happens in Episode II, and does not result in his turning). It is when (*** Last chance spoiler warning ***) he cuts off Mace Windu's hand, resulting in Windu's death. When Luke loses his hand, and then takes Darth Vader's hand, he decides to reject the dark side; when Anakin loses his arm, and then takes Windu's hand, he succumbs to the dark side.

    It might also be interesting to note that Anakin's turn to the dark side, and his return from the dark side, both coincide with the lightning attacks against people close to him.

    (Aside: Wasn't Anakin's sudden and complete turn completely unbelievable?? It felt like the last few scenes of the movie were very rushed. Same with Padme's too-quick rejection, and Obi-Wan's quick change from reluctance to acceptance of his assigned task to kill Anakin.)

  236. Spanish title mistranslated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just found out that in Spanish they're calling this movie "La venganza de los Sith". "Los" is the plural form of "the", so it means they're taking the term "Sith" to mean individuals. My understanding was that the Sith was a group/organization, like saying "Jedi Order", even if it's only made up of 2 people.

    The reason I say that is the frequent use of terms like "dark lord of the Sith" or "Sith lord." In the movies, a bad guy like Sidiuos, Maul, Tyranus or Vader was never referred to as "a Sith."

    So to me, it will always be "Venganza del Sith." :-)

    1. Re:Spanish title mistranslated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right and wrong.

      Yes, they're an order. No, it shouldn't be singular.

      Orders and such are referred to in plural in Spanish.

      To take a real-world religious order as an example: The Franciscans are "Los Franciscanos"

      The 'wrong' part of saying 'los Sith' is that while in English it's acceptable to have "Sith" as both as a singular and group noun, it isn't in Spanish, where group nouns always end in -s.

      So to be 'correct' it'd be 'los Sithos' or something. But with 'Sith' not being a Spanish word anyway, it'd be silly.

    2. Re:Spanish title mistranslated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the comment, I'm the parent poster. While you make a good point about Franciscans as an example, I stand by my point. I'm a native Spanish speaker so I know about the use of "s" for plurals.

      And it is precisely because there's no "Siths" or other similar pluralized form in Spanish that I took this point of view. And by the way, "Sith" isn't an English word either (remember, it's from a galaxy far, far away).

      So let me offer my own counter-example: let's consider that "Sith" is the name of an organization, much like another form of present-day semi-religious entity: soccer teams in Spanish-speaking countries. :-) If the Mexican team Atlante wanted to take revenge, or the Spanish team Real Madrid did, you wouldn't call it "Venganza de los Atlante" or "...de los Real Madrid". You'd refer to each entity by its singular name, even though they each are a group of people.

  237. Carbonite/Corbomite by toby · · Score: 1
    when Han was left encased in Corbomite.

    You're getting your scifi universes mixed up...

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  238. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by plenTpak · · Score: 3, Informative

    *** Warning: Spoilers ***

    -

    There is continuity in the way you describe; however, it is not when Anakin loses his hand (which, as noted, happens in Episode II, and does not result in his turning). It is when (*** Last chance spoiler warning ***) he cuts off Mace Windu's hand, resulting in Windu's death. When Luke loses his hand, and then takes Darth Vader's hand, he decides to reject the dark side; when Anakin loses his arm, and then takes Windu's hand, he succumbs to the dark side.

    It might also be interesting to note that Anakin's turn to the dark side, and his return from the dark side, both coincide with the lightning attacks against people close to him.

    (Aside: Wasn't Anakin's sudden and complete turn completely unbelievable?? It felt like the last few scenes of the movie were very rushed. Same with Padme's too-quick rejection, and Obi-Wan's quick change from reluctance to acceptance of his assigned task to kill Anakin.)

  239. Why did they have to bring back Midichlorians? by ysaric · · Score: 1

    I thought we were done with that crap. Seriously. Flame away, I thought Hayden did a fine job displaying the hate and venom, even if the fall shown was too hard, too fast. I had flashbacks in the theater to VI when Vader practically spat out "Now his failure is complete." I had quibbles with III, but at the end of the day, it did it's job--to give us a (mostly) seamless transition to IV. Well done, George.

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  240. Problems by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

    **SPOILER WARNING**

    The issue of bad acting and bad dialog has been covered. ...but what about those plot holes? Holey moley! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! :P

    Anakin isn't in tune enough with the force to tell Padme is pregnant but Obi-wan is, even though Darth Sidious is in tune enough to tell Anakin is in trouble from half way across the galaxy. If Mace Windu can feel a plot to destroy the Jedi, why can't the jedi sense that order 66 has been given (by sensing they are about to be betrayed and slaughtered)? Or tell that the message at the Jedi temple is a fake (by forseeing the trap awaiting them)? Since when is the force there except when it's needed?

    If the Jedi had a camera in Palpatine's office then why the hell would they need a spy? Maybe the republic has some kind of privacy law that says you can tape anyone you like but you can't watch the tape without a court order.

    I remember the original films has having more depth: Unexpected dangers (garbage crusher), trickery and stealth (han shot first!), and things going from bad to worse (hiding in a giant worm). For me eps 1-3 are lousy - not because everything is predestined but because the path the cookie-cutter characters follow to reach their predestined goals is so much simpler and less interesting than eps 4-6.

    1. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on. The biggest plot hole of all was Yoda just quitting the fight with Sidious. Why did that stop? Was either one defeated? Mortally wounded? Incapable of continuing?

      Fucking LAME.

    2. Re:Problems by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Now if the Emperor had beaten down Yoda. Granted, Yoda was somewhat messed up, falling all that way, but he looked like he could continue. He would have had a long way to go to get back up to the fleeing Palpadine's level.

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    3. Re:Problems by JenniefromtheShire · · Score: 1

      I remember the original films has having more depth: Unexpected dangers (garbage crusher), trickery and stealth (han shot first!), and things going from bad to worse (hiding in a giant worm). For me eps 1-3 are lousy - not because everything is predestined but because the path the cookie-cutter characters follow to reach their predestined goals is so much simpler and less interesting than eps 4-6.

      I agree to a large extent; you hit the nail on the head re: the main reason I walked away from RotS (both times I've seen it) not feeling completely like I'd had a full moviegoing experience.

      Granted, I didn't think RotS was a terrible movie, but it sure didn't have the richness or nuance that the former films had--or the element of surprise, for that matter.

      "No, Luke. I am your father." goes down in recent cinematic history (for me, anyway) along with "Oh, crap! She's a man!!" and "Kaiser Soze is who??" as being one of the most plausible and memorable "twists", and I found that element to be sorely lacking in Eps. I through III. It would have been nice if Ep III had an OMIGOD moment for us to walk away with--because, hell, we already knew Anakin was doomed to become Darth Vader FIVE FILMS ago.

      Don't get me wrong--it's too simplistic to suggest that the empty feeling that these films voided out would be resolved with some gimmick of a "surprise ending"; but RotS, although VASTLY improved from Eps I and II, seemed to fall flat and a bit trite and "easy"--definitely over-predictable.

      I've seen this suggested on an earlier Star Wars thread in /. that Padme could have been revealed to be a Sith or a Sith plant in the Senate. Not a far stretch of plot given her Senate role and proximity to Palpatine, along with her relationship with a mass murderer (in Ep II, I had to fake suspension of disbelief when Padme told Anakin that she "truly, deeply" loved him even after he slaughtered an entire village following his mother's death)--perhaps, as a Sith, she would relish that kind of darkness and ruthlessness in the future Darth Vader. Seems much more interesting a scenario than what Lucas had panned out--a hopelessly naive and immature young politician who fell for--and got knocked up by--the "bad boy" whiney-ass Anakin.

      Oh well--we can still be Star Wars revisionists, if only in the privacy of our geeky little minds. :-p ;)

  241. Americans are Der Juden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate Americans.
    I am happy an American got beheaded.
    I wish more Americans had died on Sep. 11.
    I hate George Bush.
    I hate white men, even if I am a white man.
    I beleive the press should print lies, if they hurt America and Bu$Hilter Chimpy Mc Haliburten.
    I hate Israelis.
    I beleive that people that blow up Jewish children are justified and moral heros.
    My hate is politically correct hate.
    I am popular because of who I hate.
    I get modded up as Inciteful when I say these things on Slashdot.

  242. My Take( includes spoilers ) by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

    **Spoilers **
    I agree. After he chops of the Jedi master's hand to save Darth Sidious, he instantly regrets his action and repeats "What did I do?", looking very sad and regretful of his choice two seconds later, he is swearing fealty to Darth Sidious with zero conviction ( i.e. he doesn't look to enthused to get himself a new master, but he does it anyway...why? ). This does not make sense! If he really had turned to the dark side, he would be joyful in killing the Jedi master ( like saying "That's for not making me a Jedi Master on the council!" )

    Other pet peeves are the wookies making the Tarzan call in the battle of Kashyk ( however you spell it ), did Tarzan teach them that? Sound effects in space ( without air, how are the sound waves travelling? ), the little Buzz droids in the begining being blown off the wing of Annakin's ship after R2 zaps its middle eye ( again, no air in space ), the extreme lack of medical technology for birth - i.e. they could not perform a c-section or even put Padme on life support while she gave birth? How about Obi-wan having to give R2 a communicator? We have WiFi cards now, radios, etc, are you telling me these ( or something much more advanced ) didn't exist in the SW universe? Droids do not have any wireless communication devices built-in?

    I could go one. Overrall I liked the movie, but these were things that bugged me while I watched it. It definitely needed to do more to convince the viewer that Annakin wanted to do want he did, instead of just following the script.

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    1. Re:My Take( includes spoilers ) by SlayerDave · · Score: 1
      ound effects in space ( without air, how are the sound waves travelling? ), the little Buzz droids in the begining being blown off the wing of Annakin's ship...

      The space battle referred to takes place in the upper atmosphere of Coruscant, not in space.

    2. Re:My Take( includes spoilers ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd, looking at the pressure gauges in the cockpit of Obi-Wan's fighter, it shows the outside pressure is 0 ( vacuum ). He must be far enough from the planets high-density atmosphere ( on Earth that is more than a mile, I believe ) that it is negligible, and therefore still would not support what we know as "sound".

  243. IT SAID BALANCE by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the caps but the prophecy said it would bring balance to the force not weight one side of it. Without bringing the EU into it and assuming there is a light side and a Dark side. Perhaps the force was unbalanced by so many Jedi so few Sith. Anakin killed the Jedi leaving two Jedi Two sith eventually both Jedi die and so do both Sith. Now we have a new breed of Jedi much smaller than the old group who are offset by all the Evil in the Galaxy..

  244. Tears of a Child (Re:the tattered remains...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You probably intended for your comments to be facetious, but they brought back some memories.

    I was brutally abused by my parents -- especially my father. My family (and I use the term "family" loosely) hid what he did. My father loved using the belt and enjoyed belittling me. I seriously contemplated suicide in my second year of college.

    During my childhood, watching "Star Wars IV" was one of the few emotional highlights. I watched it twice. It gave me a sense of hope that life would get better in the future.

    I no longer have such hope. I stopped being a Christian a few years ago because I know that a loving god cannot exist.

    Every year, I donate money to the local child-abuse prevention center. I hope that the volunteers there can prevent the creation of children like me -- eternally sad and with no sense of belonging to anything.

    Sorry for the rant. Your comments brought back a bunch of bitter memories of my own childhood.

  245. Easter Egg (Semi-SPOILER) by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    Take a look at who is standing next to Vader and Sidious on the bridge of the Star-Destroyer-like ship in the last scene with Vader. 1. It's a younger version of a character from Ep IV, 2. he's played by one of the better bad-guy actors in recent episodic television SF history.

    1. Re:Easter Egg (Semi-SPOILER) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah yeah, it's supposed to be a young Tarkin, played by Scorpius from Farscape. Everyone knows.

    2. Re:Easter Egg (Semi-SPOILER) by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Well, not so young anyway. Tarkin'd have been in his 50's by this point, probably a captain, and possibly an admiral, if he were really good with politics, which he obviously was in IV.

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  246. Spoilers by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Chewie and Yoda were apparently aquaintances and yet the Wookie never mentioned this to Han, or if he did, despite the trust between the two of them, Han didn't consider it to be a reason to believe in the Force

    Tell him what? That a greendude had a light saber? Han Solo believes in Light sabers -hell, he's even seen one!

    Perhaps more grating however was the death of Padme - it was utterly unnecessary, Vader did not know if she was dead or not and so Palpatine could easily have lied and told him she was. More than that though, it contradicted Leia's recollections in Jedi - where she remembers her "real mother."

    Surely she is just remembering Mrs. Organa.
    Of course the other irritation with the film was the godawful dialogue

    No argument there *G*

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  247. Independant contractors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nonono, you've got it all wrong. It wasn't the imperial base makers who screwed the project over. It was the independant contractors.

    Specifically, the roofers.

  248. Re:Amputated Hand: it's the strategy, stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are fighting a jedi, what would be the best attack target? The hand that holds the primary weapon, of course. It is obvious why so many hands are chopped off, trained Jedi surely know this is their only weakspot (sans a lack of foresight for mass betrayal), and only effective enemies will recognize this as the Jedi's weakness. And the only effective enemy to a Jedi is another Jedi and the Sith (who train in Jedi arts!)

    Amputated hands throughout the epic is merely the result of strategic fighting, not a symbolic "continuity"-which is only one of many mythological projections that viewers tend to evoke from each episode.

  249. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    He's an evil demon because his master commands him to be. This was made clear after he saved Luke from imminent doom in VI when he threw the Emperor out the portal. After he's laying there all cooked and waiting to die, we find he's a human after all, with a soft spot for his son. He gave his life for his own son basically.

    In ROTS, Darth Vader offhandedly mentions to Padme that he could become more powerful than the Emperor and overthrow him someday. Interesting that ultimately that's the way it works out. It makes me wonder if Luke had pretended to turn to the dark side, maybe Darth would have let him in on a plan to overthrow the Emperor. After all, 2 jedis are better than one, and you know that Vader had to hate being a lapdog to the Emperor.

    The books which go beyond the trilogy, however, disagree. Supposedly the Emperor lives in cloned bodies, and the dark side consumes the bodies so he has to get a new one ever so often. At the point where he's thrown out, and he falls through that hole, ostensibly someone catches him and transfers his spirit into yet another clone. The Emperor never dies according to some comic books.

  250. Force Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, did anyone else notice that both Yoda and the Emperor could make huge things ( such as the Senators' disks) fly and spin and be tossed around like toys, but could not keep themselves from falling on their respective @sses? Uh, aren't they supposed to be controlling those "metaclhorines" and aren't they supposed to be in their own body? So, they could control the ones outside, but inside, well, tough, go fall off a cliff...

  251. Crap it was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a line where kenobi says "I can't take much more of this".

    My sentiments exactly.

  252. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On its own merits, i say this film is very poorly done, and I wish that people could see it that way.

    So basically you're saying that you don't want people to enjoy the film? That's kinda messed up man. That's like me saying "I don't like watching american football, and I wish those damn football lovers would see the sport as I see it."

    Seriously, why would you want people to "see" the film the way you do when it only damages their enjoyment? Are you jealous that people enjoy stuff that you don't or what?

  253. no, there are plenty other self-centered asshats by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or does anyone else not give a flying fuck about all these overanalysed, selfserving reviews. Not just Star Wars, but any movie.

    Then don't fucking read it, you moron. Or try to waste other people's time complaining about it.

  254. Three words why prequels didnt work: No Han Solo by voss · · Score: 1

    There was no Rogueish good guy like Han Solo.

    What leaves me hitting my head against the wall...

    Why didnt they make Bail Organa more like Han Solo or at least use him more in the second and third prequel? Jimmy Smits is a GOOD actor.

    They should have let us see more of Alderann and understand just how tragic its destruction was.

  255. One more time, for emphasis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but did you just say "extremely pregnant"?

  256. "Love scene woes"? by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

    Now this is an interesting thing that people keep bringing up as the failure of Sith. Hayden supposedly can't act and is acting wooden.
    Um, did you guys forget that since he was a child that he was raised by aesetics that by their "laws" don't allow for the type of relationship he ended up in? That he has *no* one that he can ask how to?
    And he has to hide that he's married to Padme from everyone but her droid? It's a very disfunctional marriage that I'm suprise worked as well as it did. Then throw in some nutcase who's going to use that information to turn you to the dark side. Hell, if Anikin didn't have that dream, Palpatine probably would have *manufactured* something in that vein.
    Other than a nitpick with the fighters in that first scene, everthing in that movie worked for me. Some was "not the best", but none of it was "bad" to me.

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  257. The non blue screen parts of III by gattm99 · · Score: 1

    I noticed that the parts of Revenge that are filmed on an actual set, the that being the Corelian Corvette, seem much more natural. It actualy seemed like the actors were somewhere, their was a sense of space. As opposed to the actors appearing to be photoshoped in. Also after Ankin becomes Darth did you notice how everything seemed to take about 20 year technological step backward. Holographic displays are replaced with big plastic buttons. I wish all three of the prequals were made that way.

  258. Basketball is a peaceful planet! by OddHackGEA · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else out there still think of Alderaan as "Basketball"?

  259. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by G-funk · · Score: 1

    I got a different feeling from when he stops to look at his hand- more than he realises he has a lot in common with vader, and remembers the dream in the dark cave where he had become a sith lord, and that is what reminds him he'd better pull his horns in.

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  260. Tim McGraw knows best by Mr.Gerald · · Score: 1

    As his song goes:

    I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.

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  261. Star Wars was Bill's inspiration. by solprovider · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a world where nearly everyone uses Windows, the idea of a machine - including a government-owned machine - being totally open to intruders is hardly novel. It is only too believable.

    Sorry to disagree, but I think it was the reverse.

    It was 1977, and a still impressionable Bill the Nerd saw the original Star Wars and had an epiphany: "So all computer technology must have vulnerabilities!"

    That one event explains ActiveX being designed after the vulnerable nature of the Internet was already explicitly obvious, and MSWindows being a security nightmare after various Unixes demonstrated how file access control should work.

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  262. Jedis got whipped by ebsf1 · · Score: 1

    I thought the movie was enjoyable but the thing that bugged me was how easily the Jedi got whipped. We've seen how 1 or 2 Jedi knights can take out many opponents yet the hundreds of knights and masters at the temple get taken out just like that!

    1. Re:Jedis got whipped by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Especially by a bunch of mere proto-stormtroopers.

      Yes, Anakin could individually have handled any one of the non-Yoda/Kenobi's, or maybe several (look how easily Palpy slaughtered the first 3 of 4 Jedi, also leading you to believe his "almost losing" to Windu was a fake on his part) but clones? Are we to expect the only reason Yoda survived was because he was the only one to sense it and had only two troopers to contend with?

      I'm sad that green Twilek with the nice hips went down like a ton of bricks. From the previews I thought she'd've had a more substantial part, not that she had a life expectancy of about 3 more seconds.

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  263. A design issue by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I were in charge of designing and building a massive space ship for a routhless psycopath and the manager over me has a habbit of killing people who piss him off.
    I'd use off the shelf proven standards systems and I'd drop anything (and I mean ANYTHING) not entirely vital to making the ship work.
    Such as wepons to repell small fighters. I mean who in there right mind attacks a moon sized ship in tiny fighters?

    Oh yeah... I have an endless supply of storm troupers to defend everything. I've got phisical security down pat so what do I need electronic security for?

    After all if only a R2 unit can access the computers it's not a problem. R2 units don't have personalitys. After each flight they get wiped. You don't let them develup indupendence.
    Oh sure occasonally a an R2 unit saves roialty and is preserved or a nutty pilot gets attached to his. However that is the exception rather than the rule.

    However an R2 with a complex personality can pritty much punch a hole in security systems. It's the ability to outsmart the much simpler lock.
    Of course I wouldn't include one becouse that would slow down develupment of the death star.

    The empire learns. By eppisode 6 the empire is using security codes and shields.
    The rebels fully expect an old frighter code to still work becouse the Empire hasn't been very smart about security in the past.
    However instead of just blindly accepting the code the security officer calles the emperor.

    The original death star, No codes, no security officer and hotline to the emperor should something odd happen.

    The new super death star, shields, codes, security officer, emperor using the force to recognise what is going on.

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    1. Re:A design issue by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

      R2D2 has a legendarily high computer hacking skill stat. Joe R2 sixpack doesn't.

      Remember, even though he plays dumb in Star Wars ANH, Obi knows damn well who R2 is, and he knows how many experience points R2 has. Since he obviously hasn't spent them on his "learn the language everyone else knows" stat, he had to spend them on SOMETHING!

      That's why you'll see Ben taking it for granted that R2 can hack the network.

    2. Re:A design issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. R2D2 is a very special droid, that's quite clear.
      Also, in ep.IV he only accesses some location information and controls the waste chamber. For more secret stuff, Obi-Wan has to physically enter the control centre to shut down the force field.

    3. Re:A design issue by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      This is a really good point. I have to go back and watch ANH again now with the benefit of ROTS. The scene in Ben's hutt where he fills Luke in on his version of events should be particularly interesting now.

      Yeah, "I don't remember owning a 'droid" -- partially truthful. Jedi don't have any real posessions, and R2 was Anakin's 'droid anyway.

      "Vader was seduced by the dark side. He betrayed and murdered your father." -- Hoo boy, that's taking some liberties with symantics!

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    4. Re:A design issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow -- never before have I seen a post with so many gramatical and spelling errors. You must be proud!

    5. Re:A design issue by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      The empire learns. By eppisode 6 the empire is using security codes and shields.
      The rebels fully expect an old frighter code to still work becouse the Empire hasn't been very smart about security in the past.
      However instead of just blindly accepting the code the security officer calles the emperor.

      If you're referring to the scene I'm thinking of, it's Vader who feels Luke's presence and questions the officer. The officer says (approximately) "It's an older code, but it checks out. I was about to clear them."
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    6. Re:A design issue by mink · · Score: 1

      Astromechs seem to have a electronic "genius" gene.
      In a recent star wars campaign I was playing, my Astro mech with a starship gunnery skill of 2 (means it rolls 2d6) was told to create a distraction by firing the ion cannon into the opposite side of the hanger from our group.
      Somehow the lucky little bastard managed to roll a 26 on 2 dice. The resulting explosion from whatever he hit took out half the potential persuing tie fighters (damaged the launch system) as well as got most of the guards away from the ship.

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  264. Re:Wookies doing TARZAN impressions?!? NOOOOOOOOOO by wilderg · · Score: 0

    This far down the page, I almost thought I was going to be the first one to mention this. I mean, I can see peoples' points about CG flips and too busy duels and such, but a f***ing Tarzan yell?!?! Of all the minor goofs in this movie, this is the only one that still really bugs me.

    The only thing that could have made it worse would have been a thud "OOOOOF"!!! and the wookie sliding off into the water. Chewie of the Jungle.

  265. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now places more emphasis on Anakin Skywalker's rise, fall, and redemption

    Actually, the entire saga from the start has always been the story of Vader. At least from Lucas' point of view. I remember reading a 1981-82 interview with Lucas in either Time or Newsweek, in which he basically spilled the beans on the story arc.

  266. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    Actually, in the 1980 or so time frame I remember something about the saga in a way really being about the robots - they were supposed to be the only characters in all 9 (or at one time, 12) movies. Bottom line - Lucas has been making things up as he goes along. I'm sure he'd be the first to admit it.

  267. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    While this is true, not all of it's important.

    It's certainly clear that Lucas didn't intend to start in the middle. The original name for the first Star Wars film, before it was called Star Wars, before Lucas filmed a single shot, was "Adventures of the Star Killer: Episode I". My guess is that when it came time to plan the rest of the movies, Lucas had realised there was already a significant, implied, backstory (who is Darth Vader? The last remnants of what Republic had been wiped away? What happened?), and so starting with ANH being "Episode I" wouldn't, chronologically, make a lot of sense.

    As far as Leia and Luke being brother and sister goes, I really don't know, but it's clear that Lucas was working on a rough idea when he was putting together the films rather than some already written story that was nine volumes in size. On a more minor note, for example, the character of Bobba Fett was originally supposed to be a storm trooper.

    That said, I doubt the "romance" was ever supposed to be between Luke and Leia. Lucas is old fashioned in terms of the stories he tells - ANH owes more to Flash Gordon than 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the cliche being set up in ANH is of the fiesty woman hating the obnoxious guy, to eventually blossom into romance. Given that, Luke's an unlikely romantic partner for Leia, compared to Han Solo, and the film doesn't exactly have any genuinely romantic moments in it. In that sense, I think it's "obvious" (precisely because nothing comes of any interaction between the heroes and heroine) that Lucas never intended ANH to be the end of the story. There's a love story in the original Star Wars trilogy, and it's not in ANH. The story is about love between Leia and Han. It's obvious that this was intended right from the beginning.

    Not that there's a smoking gun here showing Leia and Luke are siblings. I just don't think the situation is as black and white as you suggest. It's quite credible this was originally something Lucas had in mind, but it's also clear that it wasn't something he'd have considered important at the time: when ANH was made, it had to be as self contained as possible. Little hints are dropped here and there that suddenly make sense in the next two films, Uncle Owen is afraid of Luke ending up like his father, but it seems an over-reaction in context until the subsequent films when you find out who's Luke's father. Beyond that, it wasn't exactly something Lucas could get away with. A film that you have to wait for the sequel to make sense of isn't going to be commercially viable.

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  268. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    My reading of it was that ESB strongly implies Leia is another potential Jedi: Yoda tells Obi-Wan that there is another potential after Obi-Wan expresses concern that Luke is their only hope. We then find out it's almost certainly Leia when Luke is able to telepathically communicate with her in order to escape the cloud city.

    So whatever else may or may not be true about the siblings thing, the issue with Vader not detecting Leia's use of the force has nothing to do with it. Actually, from what I recall, Leia doesn't know anything about her ability to use the force until Luke tells her in RotJ, which is probably why Vader doesn't detect anything.

    That's in the current version of the movies anyway (or at least the "remastered" versions from the mid-nineties. I haven't seen the DVD versions.) Presumably there's a remake in the works to explain why Obi-Wan doesn't remember the droids (ANH) or the existance of Leia and her likely ability to use the force (ESB)...

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  269. Bored stiff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one here who was bored stiff by ROTS?

    At almost every turn it seemed there was a "Kirk is dead" moment, where Lucas tried to put someone in peril who you knew would survive.

    Also, the movie felt too frickin' long. I would have cut about 15 minutes out of it, maybe more.

    What a waste of time.

  270. The Crimes of Episode III by JWhitlock · · Score: 2, Funny
    I liked Episode III, and I like it more the more I look back on it. Yes, the dialog was awful, but the myth makes me keep playing back the plot in my mind. Ep. I and II left little effect on me, but I won't be able to see Darth Vader, Obi Wan, or Yoda in 4,5,6 the same way again.

    But still - the worst parts of Episode III for me:

    1. Younglings?
    2. All this awesome technology, but no birth control?
    3. Younglings!?!
    4. Are ultra-sounds are part of the dark side? Did she get any pre-natal care at all? Why were twins such a freaking surprise?
    5. Four Jedi walk into the Palpatine's chambers, light sabers drawn, and three die with almost no fight at all? Whose uncle got these guys on the Jedi Council?
    6. STOP SAYING YOUNGLINGS!!!
    1. Re:The Crimes of Episode III by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      STOP SAYING YOUNGLINGS!!!

      Think of it as beer.

      And don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

    2. Re:The Crimes of Episode III by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Younglings didn't bother me. Really.

      Padmes pregnancy is probably the goofyest problem. I can suspend reality and, for two hours, believe in lightsabers, telekentics, sounds of explosions in space, and slower-than-light laser weapons. But to tell me that you can rebuild an entire human from a burned-out torso (I'm talking the medical/technical side, not the "force keeps him alive side") but you don't have any pre-natal care for the freaking princess of an entire world makes no sense whatsoever.

      Three Jedi Masters killed by the Sith Lord in a span of thirty seconds also doesn't jive. I don't care how good he is (and he clearly isn't that good, as he is bested by Mace Windu fairly handily) - even a youngling with a lightsaber should have lasted longer. Yeah, I smell legacy there.

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    3. Re:The Crimes of Episode III by Mythicman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, um, THEY KEPT IT A SECRET! Keeping pregnancy a secret = no pre-natal care.

      Of course, the died of a broken heart.

    4. Re:The Crimes of Episode III by JenniefromtheShire · · Score: 1

      JMO, but Anakin and Padme keeping their marriage under wraps, in addition to Padme's pregnancy, were probably the most intelligence-insulting parts of the movie to me, being a woman, for one thing. (Not to sound horribly sexist or anything; apologies in advance if I do.) ;(

      I mean, come on--Padme's walking around the Republic's Senate halls with a larger-than-life telltale pregnancy (and probably one of the shortest gestation periods in the galaxy); but we're supposed to believe that, duh, no one can guess that the young Padawan with whom she was smooching around in Ep. II might, just might, be the daddy? Whatever happened to the thin walls of office gossip?

      A covert marriage and an obvious pregnancy just screams the ultimate soap opera about town, yet Lucas refuses to let his audience believe that anyone around Padme and Anakin can speculate upon their relationship and impending parenthood. And I totally don't buy the fact that Anakin and Padme are keeping their marriage secret, yet they conveniently share Padme's pad during the nighttime hours when (they think) no one is looking. So either Anakin is using his Jedi salary to pay rent on an empty "cover" apartment; or his bunk in the temple dormitory is suspiciously and continuously empty.

      Especially Obi-Wan (!!!), the one who's probably the closest to Anakin--or at least so he says, about twice IIRC, near the end of the film ("I loved you like a brother, Anakin!") If that is the case, then doesn't he think it's pretty fookin' bizarre that Anakin is skulking around Padme's pad on a pretty constant basis, and lo and behold, her belly blooms up with the likeness of several hot and sticky nights in the proverbial Padawan sack?

      If they're as close as brothers, doesn't anyone think that Obi-Wan would catch on to Anakin's secret rendezvouses to Padme's after awhile? Even if Anakin really did keep his mouth shut and didn't confide in his relationship to his mentor, I would somehow guess that these kinds of heavyduty secrets have a way of airing themselves subtley after, oh, a few months--especially to a Jedi with somewhat psychic powers--supposedly. "Oh, I don't feel like joining you for supper tonight, Master; I'm going to get myself a beer with some of the other Padawans." For the three-hundred-and-second straight evening. What does old Ben Kenobi think Ani's been doing all that time, mainlining "death sticks"?

      I mean, bugger me. Padme looks to be well into her third trimester near the end of the third movie, and only then does Obi-Wan take it upon himself to ask, "So is Anakin the father?"

      Again...well, DUH.

  271. Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit sandwich.

  272. Galactic suckage by kitzilla · · Score: 1
    Okay, am I the only one who thought Sith sucked in a galactic way? It was dark, but not so dark as to be artful. The dialogue was unworthy of a film school student project. Lucas left Anakin's turn to the Dark Side an episode too late, then rush it to an unconvincing climax. Natalie Portman managed to look unsexy through the entire movie. The Jedi are bubling idiots, and the Sideous/Palpatine character morphed from a complex and delicious baddie into a ham-fisted George Bush caricature.

    It galls the geek in me to say so, but there were too many special effects. Too much shit flying around for anything to have meaning or pathos. Give it a rest, George.

    And there was nothing fun.

    They say Spielburg cried at the end of an adance screening. Obviously tears of frustration. The muddled end of what should have been a brilliant epic.

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    1. Re:Galactic suckage by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      Apologies for the bad tag. HTML suckage. ;-)

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    2. Re:Galactic suckage by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Natalie Portman managed to look unsexy through the entire movie.

      Maybe she just didn't feel like another 5 years of slashdot geeks drooling over her?

  273. Lucas doesn't know how to direct a fight... by icedphoenix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Overall, RotS was enjoyable and while not a classic by any stretch, it was worth the price of admission (but not refreshments). Except for... Anakin v. Obi-Wan. After I watched it in theaters, I obtained the infamous time-coded copy of the fight, edited out all the Yoda-Palpatine parts, and watched it as a continuous 6.5 minute sequence. On that note, two things come to mind. 1) The fight works a LOT better that way. I mean, a LOT better. There's an overall flow and energy and it's much easier to actually see the story of that battle (Anakin's arrogance v. Obi-Wan's wisdom). After I first saw it, I had originally complained that the fight was basically 30 seconds of contact and 10 minutes of running around. With this constructed sequence, I can see that there's actually a good 4 minutes or so of action. 2) The one thing I HATE HATE HATE HATE about Lucas's directing style is his insistence on using close ups during hand-to-hand combat sequences. Whenever people are moving, shots should always be framed either wide or medium in order to capture the action. Saber locks are okay for closeups because there's no movement, but I really hate the way he flits from one face to other while they're clashing. A skilled director (re: anyone BUT Lucas) can capture emotion during hand-to-hand comabt sequences without resorting to over-over two shots, as if he were shooting a conversation. I have to admit that it wasn't as bad in movie as it was in AotC, where the original Anakin/Dooku fight was ruined because 90% of shot up close.

  274. Spelling/grammar and lifeless Communist by LucBorg · · Score: 1

    The guy who doesn't know how to spell or punctuate properly decides to become an English teacher! Wow! Or maybe you are a lifeless, pathetic, pathetic, pathetic, pedantic troll. I see you took my advice, accepted your wrongness and actually put the period inside the speech marks this time. Well learnt. The next thing for you to learn will be how to be a normal contributing member of society. Unfortunately for you, and fortunately for the rest of us, that will never happen. Now STFU and go get a life :D Don't worry, we all know that won't happen either, but maybe the Chinese will take you in?

  275. Sword fights on film by maynard · · Score: 1

    The darth maul fight is one of the best fights I've ever seen in any film.

    Want to see an amazing sword fight on film? Go rent Sword of Doom. That film is seriously fucked up. --M

  276. Correct your grammar you lame fool by LucBorg · · Score: 1
    Need to add this from before, since you cowardly DS wont be able to see it otherwise.

    Instead of going around trying to correct others' mistakes, why don't you correct your life, since all you do is sit around reading slashdot and looking at peoples' spellings, it is a damned pathetic waste of a human existence.

    There is no hope for you, you troll. I can see why you are so frustrated.

  277. Great story, terrible movie by BlueF · · Score: 1

    Much like the Matrix and Lord of the Rings so called sequels, I'll never consider Episode II and II as part of the original story.

  278. Remember Independence Day?! by zanderredux · · Score: 2, Funny
    I remember ID4, when the character player by Jeff Goldblum flew into the main ship to spread a computer virus into their network...

    The funny thing is that he's using a PowerBook or some other Apple notebook and he issues an ftp command from an Unix shell.

    I suppose that Jeff's character, being a hardcore scientist, coded the virus in plain C.

    Therefore, the problem isn't that alien technology is so easily owned but that they haven't been able to come up with something better than ftp and vulnerability to buffer overruns!!!!

    I just lost faith in extraterrestrial intelligent life by watching that movie....

    1. Re:Remember Independence Day?! by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      I was filled with hope with that movie. I mean, aliens from outer space who have mastered space travel and force fields rely on x86 or powerPC or something we already came up with! w00t!

      (of course, it could be their alien über-wine wich runs binaries from anywhere in the galaxy...)

  279. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1
    Uhm, why do you think technology's better in episode's 1-3?

    Clearly their starfighter technology is quite a bit worse, since every spaceship in 1-3 is quite a bit Gay-er than any of the rebel ships in 4-6. Okay, so the naboo court ships were cool, and the naboo fighter wasn't terrible, but those god-awful jedi-fighters? Or clone fighters? I've made cooler ships out of legos.

    The standard imperial star destroyers seemed quite stout too, clearly they're supposed to be better than the trade federation flying donuts, and they also look somewhat better than the "victory class" in Ep 3. Although apperantly capital ships can survive atmosphere in ep 1-3, which might be a lost tech by ep 4.

  280. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The story is about love between Leia and Han. It's obvious that this was intended right from the beginning.

    Well, not obvious to me. The original movie played the three off each other as a love triangle. There clearly was romantic tension between Luke and Leia, as well as between Luke and Han. Making them siblings was just a smart way to resolve this without anyone getting hurt.

    Well, it could be that Lucas had all this in his head, but they way Star Wars (the standalone movie) was actually shot clearly opened the door for Luke and Leia to hookup.

  281. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity (Spoilers!) by DrWho520 · · Score: 1

    SPOILERS!


    Consider this.

    Darth Tyranus (Dooku) slices off Anakin's hand. Anakin battles Tyranus in Palpatine's (the Emperor) presence. He is goaded into using his anger, the Dark Side, to defeat Tyranus. He slices off both of Tyranus' hands. He then executes Tyranus, though he can sense how wrong it is.

    Darth Vader (Anakin) slices off Luke's hand. Luke battles Vader in the Emperor's (Palapatine) presence. He is goaded into using his anger, the Dark Side, to defeat Vader. He slices off one of Vader's hands. But he resists the urge to execute Vader.

    That is where the true continuity came in to play, IMHO. It is also the beginning of Anakin's fall. I did not find Anakin's turn to be sudden, but a result of his actions throughout the movie. It is just my opinion, however.

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  282. Partial agreement with review. Story Problems. by Astrogen · · Score: 1

    First off. There is an inner conflict with Anakin while he is Darth Vader. It is what eventually allows him to come back to the goodside.

    Anakin's motive is love. He is excited about his wife, and child.

    Why then is he able to slaughter younglings. Seems to me the snap was just too sudden, from turning over the emperor, to killing younglings in a couple of hours.

    If his motivation is Padme how could he even choke her at all nevermind the 30 seconds that he does?

    Why do the other Jedi not sense the disturance in the force? Why only Yoda?

    Why does Yoda see it black and white? Why must he go into exile because he failed?

    Does Revenge of the sith fill in the gaps? Yes. Does it lead nicely to Episode 4? Yes. Does it contradict the true story from episodes 4,5,6 ? Yes.

  283. Re:Acting was bad... but special effects were good by joemontoya · · Score: 1
    Seeing the Anakin character get his legs cut off and then burned was worth it. I know it was supposed to be tragic, but I almost burst out laughing.

    A lot of the actors in this movie are world class, not the brad pit wantabe that played Anakin. It almost as if Lucas made the others act cheesy so the Anakin actor wouldn't look so bad. The dialog was about par with a soap opera.

    Actually, I think lucas just forgot how to direct actors.

  284. Re:Or is R2 the only one that knows what's going o by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    R2-D2 is obviously a direct instrument of the Force.

  285. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

    Actually, the poster is right. Lucas himself had not decided that Luke and Leia were twins when he made the original Star Wars. As anyone who has followed the production of this last trilogy closely knows, Lucas doesn't have much down in concrete when he starts making a movie.

  286. It was TERRIBLE by crovira · · Score: 1

    I LOATHED IT!

    While I am pissed at the money wasted, I am really pissed that I WASTED my time on this piece of shit.

    It was aweful. The plot. what there was of it, was more than utterly mangled by the dialog, what there was of it.

    The audio sucked and the overall amateurishness of the peformances was eclipsed only by the overuse of the C.G.

    This dog deserves a slow and painful death.

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    1. Re:It was TERRIBLE by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      While I am pissed at the money wasted, I am really pissed that I WASTED my time on this piece of shit.

      Well, everyone his own opinion, but you make me wonder... do you like getting pissed? because you just spend some more time on this in your opinion terrible movie by reading and commenting here.

  287. Let's get our directors straight... by YesIAmTheMan · · Score: 1

    Is anyone aware that the best of the original three Star Wars films, Empire Strikes Back, was not directed by Lucas? It was directed by Irvin Kershner, and Return of the Jedi was not directed by Lucas either (Richard Marquand directed). Lucas was on the sets to supervise the production, but they did the actual directing. I've seen too many people credit him with making ALL six movies, when the only good ones he's directed are A New Hope and arguably (or perhaps increasingly not so) Revenge of the Sith.

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  288. Jedi Code by gizmo_mathboy · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking the phrase, "You are very wise", is Jedi code for, "What are you, fucking stupid?"

  289. Numerology... by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or have events over the last few weeks led to the number 66 replacing 42 as the most important number in geekdom?

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    1. Re:Numerology... by TylerDurden0 · · Score: 1

      What is the significance of the number 42? I only associate that number with Jackie Robinson.

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  290. Re:Why are ... OWNED? Well.. (RL examples) by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At a particular "secure" power plant, one security tester found....

    1) Even tho the steel door was indeed going to be hard to get past, the drywall next to it was easily punched through.

    2) Even tho the "man trap" did indeed close automatically, he could easily jump up, grab the edge and climb out.

    3) Even tho the site was high security, he simply asked the person ahead of him to hold open the door for him since his hands were full with a couple empty boxes.

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    So, I won't fault the empire there little pecadillos.

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  291. What about the scene where... (no spoilers) by lullabud · · Score: 1
    At no point while watching the movie for the first time was I suddenly reminded that I was watching CGI characters or backgrounds.
    What about photographed naturally moving heads on stiffly moving computer-animated bodies? What about the scene where all the wookies on the planet have no shadows? What about the scene where C3PO's foot sinks into the floor? What about the scene where... etc..

    Over all though, the CG is sweet. It's definitely not perfect. I'm no movie critic but even I noticed some mess ups. Lot's of shadow mess ups.
    1. Re:What about the scene where... (no spoilers) by Golias · · Score: 1

      If I were to watch it a few more times, I might start scrutinizing it to the point that I will see the things you are nit-picking about... Although I would lay good odds that Lucas will have touched up the most glaring examples before the DVD hits the shelves, and I ain't gonna see it in the theater more than maybe twice.

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  292. Great Movie, Bad Star Wars by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both of these reviews are terrible

    Can't disagree with you there. Here's a draft of a review/analysis I'm working on (comments welcome). It's aimed at the Star Wars fan who's seen the movie. If that's not you, stop reading.

    Revenge of The Sith delivers movie excitement, emotion, and experience not seen since The Empire Strikes Back. Ignoring obvious physics issues (e.g. the artificial gravity as the carrier lilted in low-earth orbit, the ambient heat over a lava flow) and some too-cute moments (excessive squawking of and irrelevant pans to the feathered dinosaur steed, or the "no I love you more" scene), overall, Revenge of The Sith is an excellent movie. The craft of movie making, the special effects (excepting the human/CGI cuts in the Count Duku rescue scene), the music, even most of the acting - all deserve an 8/10 rating or better. We also get an excellent new character, Senator Organa - the prequels' Han Solo. Revenge of The Sith has a captivating story and is emotionally involving - more than half of the ladies leaving the theater at the showing I attended were in tears, wrapped up in a bundle of thoroughly-stretched heartstrings. The guys hid it somewhat better.

    That said, Revenge of The Sith is bad Star Wars.

    First, there are jarring characterization inconsistencies. The ObiWan we've grown to know, even until the very end of the fight on Mustafa would have killed Anakin mercifully. You don't love somebody as your brother and then just let them die a slow agonizing death - especially if you're a Jedi. ObiWan wasn't after revenge or punishment - he genuinely cared about saving Anakin. He learned it wasn't possible, but that was his great disappointment, not a source of anger.

    Next, Anakin's surrender to the Dark Side is without explanation - yes, Windu was going too far, and deserved to have his hand taken, but then without segue Anakin pledges his allegiance to Palpatine. He later says he thought Windu was assassinating Palpatine, but Windu explained his actions and if Anakin suddenly decided at that point that the Jedi Order was corrupt, despite his years of training and his force-enhanced ability to sort out truth from lies, he didn't mention it. He has reason to doubt the Jedi Council but not enough to completely distrust Windu. Perhaps if Windu had attacked him, we might consider it plausible, but Windu is clearly on Anakin's side until the end. The *entire point* of Revenge of The Sith is to explain Anakin's conversion to the Dark Side - and apparently it's on the cutting room floor.

    Next, we have a torrent of events in conflict with the original trilogy:

    ObiWan is not supposed to know about Leia. This is demonstrated in ESB when Luke is leaving Dagobah: ObiWan: "That Boy is our last hope" - Yoda: "No, there is another." Even after 16 years of communication with Yoda, until that point ObiWan didn't know about Leia - Yoda was keeping one last ace up his sleeve. Yoda's character was handled fairly well in the prequels and we could believe this kind of maneuvering from Yoda. ObiWan's lack of knowledge about Leia could have been handled pretty easily - have the ship under attack as Padme is laboring and have Obi Wan grab Luke and bolt, leaving Padme (and unbeknownst to him Leia) in Yoda's care. Speaking of which, are we to believe Padme hasn't seen a medical droid during her entire pregnancy such that she wouldn't have known she was carrying twins? Or did her instincts tell her to keep that from Anakin?

    Speaking of Jedi inconsistencies, Yoda indicates that Qui Gon has achieved an ability unique, or at least highly unusual for a Jedi - he learned to commune with the living through The Force. Clearly he's going to teach this ability to Yoda and ObiWan over the next 16 years; so how in blazes does Anakin manage to show up for the group photo at the end of RoTJ?

    At times Yoda is handled brilliantly - when he knocks the Imperial guards unconscious or defends himself from the Clones at the Wookie outpost. Then he ge

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    1. Re:Great Movie, Bad Star Wars by ggvaidya · · Score: 3, Insightful

      SPOILER WARNINGS ALL OVER

      Nice review! Just a coupla points:

      1. Speaking of Jedi inconsistencies, Yoda indicates that Qui Gon has achieved an ability unique, or at least highly unusual for a Jedi - he learned to commune with the living through The Force. Clearly he's going to teach this ability to Yoda and ObiWan over the next 16 years; so how in blazes does Anakin manage to show up for the group photo at the end of RoTJ?
      I was wondering about this too when I came out of the theatre. The answer (I think) is that Qui-Gonn had to do-the-ghost-thing to teach Yoda the trick in the first place. So, once you're dead, if you're smart, you can figure it out - and in the ways of the force, Anakin is really, really smart.

      Of course, that doesn't explain why a ghost army of Jedi doesn't turn up at Yendor just to fuck with the Stormtrooper's minds, but eh.

      2. "Hiding in plain sight" doesn't pass the laugh test.
      Agreed. I guess they were hoping that Vader would not realise he had children. Still, they'd better be hoping he never visits the in-laws ...

      3. Did Windu just grab some trainees from the cafeteria to arrest the Dark Lord of the Sith?
      This must go into the review unchanged. I mean, wtf? Four Jedi go to confront a possible Dark Lord of the Sith, THREE get chopped up in about ten seconds, and the last one SINGLE-HANDEDLY kicks Imperial butt? Makes no sense.

      4. This is demonstrated in ESB when Luke is leaving Dagobah: ObiWan: "That Boy is our last hope" - Yoda: "No, there is another."
      Yeah, the Special Special edition is going to change to that to: "Good thing we've got a spare, huh, Master?"

      5. The ObiWan we've grown to know, even until the very end of the fight on Mustafa would have killed Anakin mercifully.
      The Obi Wan of the later years, definately. The Obi Wan of the ROTS, maybe, if all Anakin had done was turn to the dark side. I think the death of the younglings (what a funny thing to call Jedi children!), the extermination of the Jedi, the destruction of the Republic, the almost-murder of Padme, and the to-death battle with his own, beloved Padawan took it out of Kenobi. And yet, Padme is the one who dies of the mysterious yet fatal "broken heart" ... hmm ...

      6. Anakin suddenly decided at that point that the Jedi Order was corrupt, despite his years of training and his force-enhanced ability to sort out truth from lies, he didn't mention it
      Agreed it was rushed, but the way I saw it, right from the moment Anakin rushes to see for himself, he knows what he's going to do, and which way he's going to turn. It felt like he was going against hope: maybe Palpatine wasn't a Dark Lord, after all; maybe Windu would have killed him already. But if it came down to Anakin to make that decision, he knew he would choose the Emperor and Padme. His speech to Padme later on about "they were trying to kill the Councillor, I had no choice ..." was, I think, Anakin trying to excuse himself.

      Two other things struck me as odd about the movie:
      1. Anakin's face (somewhat silly, i know)
      So he gets horribly mutilated, burnt, etc. and ends up looking like a boiled egg. But he looks like a boiled egg at the end of ROTJ! Did the Emperor's final lightning attack have no effect on him? Look what it did to Mace Windu, after all.
      Possible explanation: Dark Lord of the Sith, Palpatine, against his apprentice, The Chosen One, most-powerful-Jedi-in-years Anakin Skywalker. No contest.

      2. Jedi Destruction
      Like you said, the Jedi were a real let down in the movie. I found all the surprise the Jedi showed to be a bit odd - aren't they supposed to be able to feel when people are attacking them? I would have liked to see more badass fighting, as the Jedi - even as Order 66 is going out - turn around and attack their would-be attackers, even before the order is properly transmitted - but slowly get bogged down by enemy fire. Or e

    2. Re:Great Movie, Bad Star Wars by big+daddy+kane · · Score: 1

      you idiot! this takes place a long time ago sonagrams weren't invented yet!

    3. Re:Great Movie, Bad Star Wars by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1
      Finally, placing Luke with Owen and Beru makes no sense at all. With an Empire at his disposal, surely Anakin would have sent a couple stormtroopers to check out whether Luke was there, even if it's just a remote possibility.
      Vader doesn't know that the child(ren) survived.

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  293. The acting was terrible in 4-6. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You were just younger.

  294. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

    You don't think the ships in the original tril are better than the ships in ep1-3?

    Lets see: Trade Federation Droid Control ship versus Imperial Star Destroyer: I'll take the Star Destroyer. Maybe I'm biased because I have the lego ^^

    X-wing versus any fighter in ep1-3: X-wing.

    Death star versus -uh- nothing in that class.

    Super Star Destroyer versus ?

    Okay, vanilla TIE fighters are weak. But TIE interceptors look pretty neato.

    I have to admit though, that all the Naboo VIP shuttles are da bomb, and totally outclass the Imperial shuttles.

    And the millinium falcon ... while not exactly a spring chicken sure has a LOT of hit points!

  295. You are mistaken... by lullabud · · Score: 1

    We're not going backwards. We're going forward as planned, right into Lucas's master plan. Just wait for them to release Star Wars Extra Extended Platinum coated Gold Edition! Now completely re-rendered for a fully immersive digital expierience that show just how dirty and technical his new Lucasfilm SF installation can make things!

  296. Wipes by British · · Score: 1

    Yes, the wipes were truly awful(squares, the jaws opening), and were out of place in such a hyped movie. I would have gone for simple crossfading of scenes.

    1. Re:Wipes by splatter · · Score: 1

      OB simposons quote

      Lisa: Theres more to life then star wipes..

      Homer: Yeah but why have hamberger when you can have steak?

      Seems this is lucus's new motto

      DP

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  297. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Ucklak · · Score: 1

    BZZZZT! WRONG

    If you'd see Empire of Dreams, you would see that A New Hope WAS the original title of the episode.

    Alan Ladd and 20th Century Fox woudn't have promoted the movie if it did have the Episode 4 because it would have confused the 1977 public.

    I had a Sci-Fi magazine from the 70's that clearly stated then that in George Lucas' words:

    -Star Wars was a 6 episode story arc. He contemplated 9 but never committed.
    -Darth Vader wears a suit because he fell in a volcano.
    -Darth Vader always had twin children. (this was printed before Empire, right after the original release of the first Star Wars movie). I don't think he originally had Leia as the daughter because Leia plants a rather incestous kiss on her brother in Empire Strikes Back.

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  298. EPIII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I liked Revenge of the Sith. At first I wasn't so sure but I went and saw it again and found that I enjoyed it immensely. Anakin's motivations are sincere and the choice that he makes is one that changes the character of Darth Vader forever. I went back and watched 4-6 this weekend and the events that transpire in Sith make Vader a much bigger bastard than before. Granted, the movie and saga are not flawless but for me EP3 really showed how Anakin is nothing but the force's pawn. He was created specifically for the purpose of balancing the force. He isn't meant to be happy, ever.
    The force exploited Anakin, just as Palaptine does, which reveals the real tragedy: Anakin was a slave of the force, rather than its avatar. In this context, after viewing Sith, it is easy to finally see bits of the traditional tragic character in Anakin Skywalker.
    What kills me is that they accomplished so much more with the exultation of Anakin in the Clone Wars cartoons on Cartoon Network than they did in the prequels. A big problem with all of this is that, up until EP3, he hadn't risen to hero status. It is addressed somewhat in Sith but was addressed much more in the cartoons. If the character can't rise, he can't fall, and can never be redeemed. EP3, I felt, had enough moments in it to believe in his fall and complete the story.

    Just my two cents.

  299. Beginning sucked by lullabud · · Score: 1

    I agree that the beginning sucked. This was, obviously, the first thing that irritated me about the movie. For about the first 10 minutes I thought I was watching some a comedy sci-fi flick, or a sitcom. It got much better after they dropped the comedy BS. Sure, a little is alright, but geez... that R2 fight with the droids was like something out of Home Alone or some other child movie. This obviously isn't a child's movie with a PG13 rating, due to all the violence, so why bother catering to that age group?

  300. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As others have noted, it actually happened in episode 2, and I think that the hand is a nice point of continuity...however, in episode 3 so many characters get their hands cut off that it loses part of its appeal, and turns into a rule of - if you're into light sabre duels, be prepared to lose your hands or arms.

  301. inertia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inertia still works in space. Maybe they didn't tilt to use air friction, they did to convert the lateral G applied to the pilot into vertical G, supposedly more manageable since we can already support 1g down by default.

  302. bad grammar... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I know that anger/disgust increases the frequency of typos and bad grammar, but I still would believe the first review more than the second, simply because... the first reviewer didn't have as many mistakes.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm no English teacher or anything, but when people leave out commas or abuse apostrophies, it's as annoying to me as people who say "um" and "like" every three words in public speeches.

    About the movie: See it. In theaters. I agree with the first reviewer, except that I hated the ending.

    SPOILERS:

    Annakin is a childish asshole for the entire first three movies, and it only gets worse in the third one. In Ep II, he says "I promise you, someday I will become the most powerful Jedi, and I will even find a way to keep people from dying." In Ep III, his whole reason for turning to the dark side is to keep Padme from dying.

    Alright, but a more... erm... mature person would have killed/arrested Palpatine immediately after discovering that he was a Sith Lord, because if Palpatine can lie enough to keep his Sith-ness a secret, then he can certainly lie about being able to save Padme. Not to mention that killing all the Jedi would not make Padme happy to be alive, but we can't really expect rationality from Annakin.

    But, my real problem is that based on the ending, right after Vader screams "NOOOOO", he should have immediately attacked Sidious, and barring some very skillful fast talking on the Emperor's part, Vader should have killed Sidious and then himself. I mean, when you have nothing left to live for, you should kill yourself, not everyone else in a mad lust for power.

    The only way I can see this working out differently is if Sidious convinces Vader that there's still a possibility of bringing Padme back, but that he needs to become more powerful. But that doesn't fit with Eps 4-6. "Join me, and we will rule the galaxy as father and son!" What? No, what he should say is "Join me, and we will be powerful enough to revive your mother, not to mention your aunt and uncle, and Biggs..."

    Knowing Luke, it might have worked. Luke seems to have inherited his father's whininess.

    No, wait, it wouldn't work. Luke did not inherit his father's stupidity.

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  303. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by nmb3000 · · Score: 0, Troll

    If I wanted to see Episodes 1 and 2...

    If anyone actually wanted to see Ep 1 and 2 again after the first time then somebody really needs to beat them to death with a tack hammer.

    It's time to pour some chlorine in the gene pool.

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  304. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Planesdragon · · Score: 1, Informative

    The books which go beyond the trilogy, however, disagree. Supposedly the Emperor lives in cloned bodies, and the dark side consumes the bodies so he has to get a new one ever so often. At the point where he's thrown out, and he falls through that hole, ostensibly someone catches him and transfers his spirit into yet another clone. The Emperor never dies according to some comic books.

    Those "some comic books" are all Official Sanctioned Star Wars products. Lucasarts (or someone else similarly close to Lucas) dictates or approves every major plot arc, including the Emperor's brief-but-futile ressurection and Luke's temporary fall to the dark side.

    And, y'know, Anakin did invite Luke to join him and overthrow the Emperor. In Cloud City, right after he cut off his arm.

  305. If only Mace were actually Jules by mooboy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ok, when Mace Windu has Palpatine on the ground:

    .. Anakin runs in, shouting "We're not supposed to kill him!"
    Mace turns and said "I don't remember askin' you a G@#DAMN thing" - - [Whacks Palpatine]

    Or

    .. Anakin runs in, shouting "We're not supposed to kill him!"
    [Mace whacks Palpatine] , [Big dark force energy explosion]
    "Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about 'not supposed to kill.'"

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  306. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    Yeah but that was before Luke found out that Darth Vader was actually a cool guy beneath all the scary exterior. Although, when your Dad chops off your hand in a sword fight, I guess it affects your judgement a little.

  307. "BALANCE" to the force means 50% Light, 50% Dark! by mrmowen · · Score: 1
    Doesn't anybody get it? The "balance to the force" thing was an obvious clue. All those wise Jedi Masters on the council didn't get the very clear meaning of "balance". Consider this:

    Start of Episode One: the Force is used by dozens of good jedi. Good far outweighs evil.

    End Episode Three: The Evil Sith kill the excess of good Jedi until there's just as many bad force-users as good.

    Thus Anakin kills off the glut of goodies and the Force is now "balanced" between Dark and Light.

    Moral of the Story: Try to understand your goal before you seek to accomplish it.

  308. Re: GMail by GentooJava · · Score: 1

    GMail has a "remember me for a week" option. What are you complaining about?

  309. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by RonMcMahon · · Score: 1

    Of all the dribble and drab comments in this message history, yours appears to be the most erudite and excellent analysis of the whole series. Thanks for putting it so well, you've enhanced my enjoyment of the movies!

  310. Girl looks like Jabba's pet by salmonz · · Score: 1

    That girl that was shown a few times kinda looks like Jabba's big pet that was about to eat Luke skywalker....lol.

  311. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Onan · · Score: 1


    Actually, the last several scenes of the movie should have never existed. They showed us nothing new at all, just rushed us through a quick tour of scenes to tell us what we already knew. Yes his injuries lead to the suit, yes Luke and Leia get sent to Tattoine and the Organas, yes the empire made a death star after this.

    If they movie had simply ended about twenty minutes earlier it would have still been fairly bad, but much improved.

  312. Re:Terrible reviews (spoiler?) by MyHair · · Score: 1

    I think Palpatine/Sidious is the most interesting character in the prequels. And Padme is key but inconsistent. Sidious manipulates but Padme seems to be the only one who defies his predictions and foils his plans. Anakin is just caught between the two and the Jedi were too blind to notice the whole thing going on and play into Sidious' plans all the way.

    I think Padme ultimately wins as it is her offspring that convinces Vader to kill Sidious...Sidious can't seem to figure Luke out, either.

    If they had managed to keep Padme consistently believable we probably would've cared when she died...if she didn't die in such a lamely declared fashion.

  313. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
    Lets see: Trade Federation Droid Control ship versus Imperial Star Destroyer: I'll take the Star Destroyer. Maybe I'm biased because I have the lego


    Why not compare them to the ships used by the Republic in 1-3? I mean, Star Destroyers are clear successors to those ships. I think the Republic vessels in 1-3 looked good, while still looking like older design when compared to the Imperial Star Destroyers.
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  314. Re:Why .. OWNED? Evil Overlord mistakes by marcovje · · Score: 1


    There is a _reason_ why there are so many Star Wars references in the Evil Overlords list :-)

    http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

  315. Re:But where did you watch it? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

    There are 2 sides to copyright.

    1. There is the idea of promotion of art by allowing those who create such art a temoprary monopoly on distribution of their creation.

    2. There is the idea that the public domain can be enriched after expiration of the temporary monopoly.

    The combination of those two results in both the creators of art and society benefitting from copyright.

    Since especially the MPAA's members have frustrated 2. completely, it is first of all them not supporting copyright (as it was intended) and if they complain about piracy, that pretty much is a case of pot calling kettle black.

    In direct answer to your post, you might just consider that supporting copyright as it is now is indeed not very insigtfull, rather, it is short sighted because current copyright just ignores half of what copyright is about (and if you don't believe this, I suggest you go read the relevant parts of the US constitution and the letters of the founding fathers regarding copyright)

    As I have mentioned in the previous discussion, I went to go see it in the cinema in part to reward those who made the movie, and in part to get the full experience. That said, I will also watch a pirated copy in the comming days, this for reasons somewhat specific for my situation (altho it is shared by a few milion others on this planet). Check my post in the previous discussion to see why.

  316. VII, VIII and IX by janestarz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm still hoping Lucas will live long enough to actually finish the next trilogy. After all, anyone who has read the books will want to see Timothy Zahn's books filmed.

    I'm personally hoping for the Rogue and Wraith Squadron books to be filmed (fanfilms anyone?!) because they're just so damned good. I love Wraith Squadron most because they're not so much bound to the rules of the Rebels. And Wegdean'tilles just rocks.

    Concerning Revenge of the Sith, I loved the movie, even though we were basically lying in front of the screen at the second row, but we did see it on opening night, in costume.
    You know you're really too much of a fan when your costumes are applauded...

    1. Re:VII, VIII and IX by Hapless+Hero · · Score: 0

      Yes, the books are very good. I love them, all of them, better than any of the movies.

      A major reason that I like Star Wars is the sense of wholeness in the politics and atomosphere (Though speaking of which there is NO SOUND IN SPACE) that was drawn up by Lucas, and consequently written so effectively by authors such as Michael A. Stackpole.

      Throughout the movies, though, that sense is maintained for a good portion of them, although there is a definite sense of "shiny" modernism to the first three episodes that doesn't completely fit the later films and the continuation novels.

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  317. I think the biggest problem is what we don't see by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...he goes from intervening to prevent the death of his "only hope" and instead bring him to trial (with Sidious ceasing the opportunity), and then, in a matter of seconds becomes Darth Sidious' loyal apprentice and goes on to slay children, without hesitation.

    I want to see him in mental anguish over killing him, not only a lifeless "What have I done?". I want to see him coerced into accepting that all Jedi are his enemy, even the younglings. I want to see him rejoin Sidious afterwards, hollow and shaken. And then have Sidious rekindle his anger. His injury to become Darth Vader should be his final fall into evil, how the Jedi have taken everything from him. His body, his love, his child, all that he had and ever cared about.

    Right now, it is as if you flick a switch and he's nothing but pure evil. Once you get to the part where he's lost everything, he's got nothing left of his character to give because he's already sunk as low as he can go. And so all he can do is a stupid scream.

    Kjella

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  318. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

    Well, this is what Lucas claims now, I don't know that I believe him :) Anyway, the great-grandparent claimed that it was always called ANH even in the original crawl of the original 1977 release and this just isn't so. That's enough to lose them their geek privileges if you ask me!

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  319. I liked it by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    And even though Episode 1 sucked and Episode 2 was only marginally better than 1, I really liked the general story arc. I have to thank Lucas for not making Darth Vader the cliched product of abusive parents and a childhood spent torturing animals. The fall is much more powerful when you can see Vader as a pure little kid running through a field.

  320. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very interesting point - in fact, I made a comment similar to this after seeing #3 about mace windu - he was kind of a dick in this movie - true, he doesn't trust anakin, but neither does yoda, but when it comes to the point where he (anakin) needed guidance, yoda talked to him and gave him advice, all that mace did was tell him to do what he was told and that he wasn't trusted - he never tried to provide any guidance or support to an obviously troubled "colleague" for lack of a better word....

  321. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Shooter6947 · · Score: 1

    I see the important central idea around Star Wars in how Darth Sidious's attempt to turn Luke, ends up saving Anakin's sole.

    As I recall both of Anakin's soles got cut off along with the rest of his legs and vaporized in the lava.

  322. Luke IS the restored balance in the Force by Pfhorrest · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You've got it down precisely.

    Anakin/Vader was the "Chosen One". He returned balance to the Force. First, by eliminating all the Jedi but Obi-wan and Yoda, and all the Sith but Sidious and himself; and then, by killing both Obi-wan and Sidious, while Yoda died of old age and Vader died of his wounds. Thus, both the Jedi and the Sith were destroyed and the conflict between Light and Dark sides settled.

    Where Luke is important is not that he is the "Chosen One" who would restore balance to the Force - he IS the restored balance in the Force! Trained by Obi-wan and Yoda, tempted by Sidious and Vader, and then freed of all of them, left with the strength and passion of the Dark Side that almost drove him to become a Sith at the end of RotJ, but with the control and resolve of a Jedi, and the ability to temper those emotions when necessary.

    It actually reminds me a lot of the Vulcans and Klingons of Star Trek. The Vulcans are ostensibly the "good guys" on the side of reason and order; the Klingons are ostensibly the "bad guys" on the side of emotion and chaos. But throughout the series it's pretty obvious that the Vulcan's suppression of emotion is not such a great thing, and anyone can easily see how the Klingons' lack of reason is less than ideal. In that series humans are supposed to represent the "happy medium", people who embrace both emotions and reason and can control the both as needed.

    And I agree with you wholeheartedly: the themes of this movie, first of Anakin and his unsuccessful struggle to find a path between the extremes of the Jedi and the Sith, and then of Luke and his successul mediation of those extremes, are extremely powerful and touching themes that are common to any person's existence. We are all surrounded by polar choices, few as extreme as these fictional examples, but nevertheless every person must at times mediate disagreements between their reason and their emotions, their personal faith and their agreement with society, the freedom of their actions and the consent of others...

    As the old addage says, "all things in moderation", and as we all must struggle to find a suitable moderation between extremes, a well-implemented and convincing portrayal of these themes on an epics scale can be touching to anyone. Unfortunately, it seems that Lucas has failed to implement his story in such a convincing way. I am happy to hold in my mind an abridged version of the tale, and allow my own imagination to fill in the details in more acceptable ways. Perhaps someday this story will be told again, and better; either the Star Wars saga itself or another saga which tells the same essential tale. I certainly hope so.

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  323. Question about inconsistency -spoiler- by F�an�ro · · Score: 1

    On the risk of sounding stupid (oops, to late anyway):

    -Spoiler-

    At the start of ep. 3 Anakin and Obi Wan's ships were attacked by some homing missiles and a buch of little robot kritters.

    Why did neither of them use the force to just 'wave' them away? Especially the robots gave Obi Wan some trouble, but they were right next to him and seemed pretty lightweight, so why not simply push them off the ship?

    Does the force not work in a vakuum? Unlike sound, which apparently does?

    1. Re:Question about inconsistency -spoiler- by Vancouverite · · Score: 1

      Let's consider the question carefully.

      To date, in the movies, we have never seen a 'Force Push' (to use a term from the games) start anywhere other than at the palm / fingers of the person exerting the Force. Assuming this is the case, then let's see what happens:

      The droids start attacking Obi Wan's ship. In reaction, he uses a 'Force Push' to push away the droids....

      And blasts out the side or window of his own fighter.

      Not smart.

      (This does not appear to apply to the 'Force choke', by the way, which could be a non-physical mental effect).

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    2. Re:Question about inconsistency -spoiler- by F�an�ro · · Score: 1

      good point.
      One thing that seems to a bit difficult to explain with this would be Luke lifting the spaceship in the swamp, or C3PO.
      But maybe the rule is just "no solid matter between you and the target". Or maybe Luke can do some stuff that Obi Wan simply cannot.

  324. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    It's wartime. Everything is dirty and cheaply made. Look at Liberty Ships from WW2 or the state of British trains, which didn't get cleaned for 6 years (and all the nice streamlined engines had their shiny streamlining removed for easier maintenance).

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  325. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by ultranova · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If anyone actually wanted to see Ep 1 and 2 again after the first time then somebody really needs to beat them to death with a tack hammer.

    I have watched Ep 1 and 2 several times from DVD after seeing them in a theater and enjoyed them very much.

    Episode 1 is simple, with good and evil very clearly defined, which is only appropriate - after all, the main character is a ten-year old kid. Episode 2 has a darker shade, with Anakin growing up and confronting the nasty facts of life - your loved ones die, no matter how mighty a hero you may be. And Episode 3 is dark, with Palpatine and Jedis putting Anakin into an impossible situation, and him losing control entirely.

    The whole prequel trilogy works very nicely, with the viewpoint and representation fitting the general mood of each movie perfectly. It isn't the original trilogy, because it doesn't tell the same story. But it tells its own story very well.

    As for the hammer... You really need to grow up a little and learn to tolerate differing opinions. Otherwise, you'll end up getting strangled to death with your own entrails, you sick hatefull heretical pervert.

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  326. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by identity0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone else think Lucas has a whole Freudian issue with hands and whatnot? I had to stop the urge to cross my legs every time I saw someone getting his hand hacked off in this movie.

    Jeezes, George, just go see a counselor or something, don't take out your psychological issues on the audience at the big screen where everyone can watch...

    Seriously, does anyone know if there's any symbolism to losing a hand?

    **Warning, Spoilers**
    A count of who loses hands to who in the Star Wars movies:

    New Hope: No one.

    Empire: Luke, to Vader

    Return of the Jedi: Vader, to luke

    Phantom Menace: No one.

    Clones: Anakin, to Dooku

    Sith: Dooku, to Anakin. Windu, to Anakin. Grievious, to Obi-wan. Anakin, to Obi-wan.

    In conclusion, if we ever see a third trilogy, in 7 no one will lose a hand, in 8 Leia will lose a hand, and in 9 half the friggin galaxy will lose a hand.

  327. 1,2,3,4,5,6 by jonoverdose · · Score: 1

    If parts 1,2 & 3 had been made first (before 4,5 & 6), do you think parts 4,5 & 6 would ever have been made?

    Do you think the 'series' would have reached past Part 1? Who the hell would have wanted to see Part 2 if 4,5,6 did not exist?

    Don't get me wrong, I loved the original set of movies but IMHO the prequels take the gloss off a classic series.

  328. How to 'remake' 1 -6 into something fantastic. by beep_beep_yor_dead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have only two words for you... keep the CG. Keep the overall story. Keep the characters (ok kill Jar jar). The two words are: Quentin Tarantino Any thoughts?

    1. Re:How to 'remake' 1 -6 into something fantastic. by JenniefromtheShire · · Score: 1

      Hey, well, Quentin has his old friend Samuel. Mace Windu would never be the same. :)

  329. remake all six... by beep_beep_yor_dead · · Score: 1

    two words only... Quentin Tarantino any thoughts?

  330. How censored was the version you saw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've already seen two different edits of Episode 3 and I wonder what edit others have seen.

    The difference was quite easy to remember as it was at a very eye catching scene - where Vader is on fire.

    In one edit, all I saw was his clothes start to burn and no more until he's stopped burning and Palpatine arrives. This is what I saw in the cinema.

    In the other edit, this scene was extended with it showing him all on fire (including hair), reaching up with his remaining hand as Ben left. I saw this elsewhere.

    Is this kind of edit enough to make the difference between PG-13 and M or did I just not pay enough attention to it the first time, in the cinema?

    What did others see in this scene?

    And the burning question in my mind - if you were Ben, why wouldn't you take darth vader as a prisoner rather than leave him to his own fate and possibly be rescued?

    1. Re:How censored was the version you saw? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I saw him burning pretty much for what seemed like a good 20-30 seconds off and on, including his face melting away. It was more gruesome than I was expecting. I also expected him to fall in lava, or have a big splash hit him. He just happened to catch on fire (clothing) from lava, and burned "normally".

      It's sad Kenobi didn't finish the job, just assuming he had died.

      It's also surprising Kenobi did as well as he did -- he truly was a premeir Jedi, even if surpassed by Anakin (but not by too much.) He was being driven back through the entire battle. Even at the end, it was that "high ground" thing that did in Anakin -- because of his arrogance -- and not because Kenobi was superior. But he took advandage at the right time of the Sith's prototypical "tragic flaw" -- belief in power.

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  331. Re:But where did you watch it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time try to better disguise your lame attempt at karma whoring.

  332. Balance to the force by scott_davey · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the "prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force" was misinterpreted after all: Perhaps the prophecy was really fulfilled not by Anakin destroying the Sith order, but by Luke humanizing the Jedi ethic.

    Of course, before Anakin, the good of the Jedi outweighed the bad of the Sith; after Anakin, there was more evil and less good. So, in a way, Anakin *did* bring balance to the force.

  333. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A count of who loses hands to who in the Star Wars movies:


    New Hope: No one.


    Actually, doesn't that guy in the cantina lose an arm when him and his buddy try to beat up Luke, but Obi-Wan steps in and pulls his lightsaber?

  334. Visual quality by tfb · · Score: 1

    I saw it yesterday, in a cinema (`theater' for Americans I guess).

    I can't really comment on the effects, but the sheer visual quality of it was horrible. Every time there were near-horizontal or near-vertical lines on the screen there were fairly obvious `moiré' patterns (not really the right word I think, what I mean is that you could see the steps in the lines where they crossed scan-lines). There were significant artifacts for 45-degree lines too - various helmets etc looked really crap.

    Perhaps this is common, though I don't recall it in other effects-laden films (matrix &c), where I've sat equally close to the front (third row).

    Perhaps also it's just the `print' I saw, I don't know. It was really hard to watch after a bit though.

    1. Re:Visual quality by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      not really the right word I think, what I mean is that you could see the steps in the lines where they crossed scan-lines

      I think the word you are looking for is aliassing.

  335. Re: GMail by Snaller · · Score: 1

    GMail has a "remember me for a week" option. What are you complaining about?


    That should be evident if you read my sig.

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  336. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by simpsone · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points today, you'd be getting them.

  337. My Own Edit by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

    I think I may buy the full 6 (or 12 or whatever) DVD set when it comes out, rip all the movies including the original trilogy from the Video Disk rip and put them together in my own edit. I'll leave out most of the annoying kid Annie (Yippee!), the whiney irritating teenager Annie (I don't like sand), and the Ewoks, leaving only a tragic tale of the rise, fall and redemption of Anakin Skywalker. Yes, I'll be a criminal breaking the DMCA and all, but I'll just have to live with myself.

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  338. "No, there is another." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A new take on this, based on Yoda's warning to Palpatine about the possibly misplaced trust in his new apprentice, is that this line refers to Anakin.

  339. Re:"BALANCE" to the force means 50% Light, 50% Dar by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, the Jedi masters really didn't understand the meaning of balance. I think they meant it would finally stop the fighting. Or, they thought that light (which is obviously right in their minds) would prevail 100%. Of course, they're entirely wrong. Turns out that perfect balance is attained (as we've said). Also, it can be argue that Luke has perfect balance in him - because he sees the darkside, practices a bit of the dark side, but does not become consumed by it. Nor is he consumed by the light.

  340. Balcony rails by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, they invented that tech, and after long hard lessons discarded it. As Dr. Non Canonical explains: "[balcony rails] are the first step in a civilizational decline that begins with a laudable concern for safety and ends up with 24 hour nannying of adults, and allergy safety labels reading 'contains nuts' on packets of nuts. The result of cosseting the shallow end of the gene pool is that it breeds and expands, quickly overwhelming literacy, sanity, and self responsibility. Entire planets which travelled this route have been lost, upon the demise from loneliness of the last person who knew how to be a nanny rather than require one. While compassion would suggest we protect those stupid enough to step off their own balcony (or off footbridges, etc), hard practical experience says let them fall." (emphasis in original)

  341. Or, in Yoda speak by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    "Takes the edge off watching the destruction of the Jedi, it does."
    "Hmm ... I've heard it's quite good ... can I try some?"
    "Do or do not, there is no try. Free, the first one is. Smoke some, you must."

    "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to ganja. Ganja leads to bad, bad dreams, man ..."

    "That boy is our last hope"
    "No. There is another."
    "Oh yeah, Leia, almost forgot. How is she, by the way?"
    "Oh, Leia, right. Talking about pot, I thought. Spare tin in cave, I have. Growing faint, you are. Right back, I'll come. Ta ta."

  342. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by michael+path · · Score: 1

    I'm actually in the process of carrying out your experiment. I've seen I-III in order. I never saw Episode IV until Saturday, and have yet to see V and VI.

    Episode III was the first movie that actually made me interested in what would happen next in the Star Wars universe.

    Watching IV was very entertaining, as technology must've been much harder to come by in the years that followed III.

    It probably would have been cooler to leave out the fact that Luke and Leia were brother and sister with Vader as father in III. Not that I don't already know these things, but it would be a lot more interesting to me to discover how they find out.

    Then again, I spent Episode IV asking the person I watched it with all kinds of dumb questions (WTF is C3PO's purpose? Is that Obi-Wan?) and yelling at Luke and Leia to start making out.

  343. Two Towers by miller701 · · Score: 1
    That was like a real leap beacuse if that puppet had not worked the whole film would have been down the tubes it just, you know woulda been a disaster, it would've been a silly little muppet... the whole movie would've collapsed under the weight of it.

    Peter Jackson says essentially the same thing about the CGI Gollum/Smeagol in the LotR:TT bonus feature.

  344. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by grumbledoak · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have mod points today. I'd swap them for a tack hammer.

  345. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by Craster · · Score: 1

    That amused me:

    "Anakin - you've lost! I have the high ground!"

    I was expecting:

    "What are you - a 14th century archer?"

  346. Re:A design issue (spoiler alert) by Golias · · Score: 1

    "Vader was seduced by the dark side. He betrayed and murdered your father." -- Hoo boy, that's taking some liberties with symantics!

    More accurately, it's a total lie.

    I mean, what was he going to say?

    "Your father turned evil, murdered little children, and tried to choke your mom to death, so I chopped him into pieces and left what remained of him burning to death by a sea of moltel lava. Turns out he survived, but he needs a robot body and an iron lung now. I really should have stayed and finished the job, but I was too busy running off and crying."

    Not a good opening if you want to talk the kid into helping you rescue a princess, is it?

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    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  347. Re:Why are ... OWNED? Well.. (RL examples) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, that guy has a fun job!

  348. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Golias · · Score: 1

    Am I alone in thinking that the effects in 4-6 were better than all of the prequels except 3?

    I mean, 1 had better lightsaber fights, but otherwise really looked kind of cartoony. 2 looked terrible from beginning to end.

    When I watch the escape from Hoth in "Empire"... THAT was breathtaking.

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  349. Re:A design issue (spoiler alert) by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    Honesty. Full disclosure. The only way to talk to someone you care about.

    You can always leave out some of the gruesome details, but you are never really served by telling a total lie.

    "How did my fater die?"

    "He's not dead. You were told he was dead because you were too young to understand until now. I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but you are old enough now to know the truth"

    "WHAT!! Where is he??!!"

    "In the service of the empire. He doesn't know you are alive."

    "What kind of crap is this!? First my uncle tells me he was a navigator on a spice freigher and he's dead, now you're telling me he was a Jedi, but he's still alive?!"

    "It's a very long story. I'll tell you everything you want to know, but right now is not the best time."

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    There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  350. Re:Amputated Hand: it's the strategy, stupid! by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

    That would be assuming that George Lucas is more focused on creating an authentic fictional fighting style than he is on creating a powerful and mythic storyline. Since he's a moviemaker, I would doubt that this is the case. He cuts off a lot of arms partly because of the symbolic significance and partly because it's the only type of consequence of a light-saber duel that he's willing to portray in his movies, other than a major character dying. That's why they're always fighting droids with those things, so he doesn't have to worry about showing a bunch of hacked up corposes.

  351. Re:A design issue (spoiler alert) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but of course in doing that you mess up the big cliff-hanger in ESB!

  352. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A better question is how does this film stand on its own? lets imagine a world without any other star wars. no one is in love with the characters, the universe, or the story. hell, they are just as fickle and pissy as usual.

    I *hated* II, and hesitated about seeing III for that reason. Nevertheless, I felt that I got my money's worth in the opening battle scenes. I'm sure I would feel the same way if the other films did not exist.

  353. R2-D2 is teh haxxor by TylerDurden0 · · Score: 1

    Plus he has class 4 packet sniffers and 128-bit encryption breakers that can detect passwords and change them on the fly.

    All of this and... He can hop out of cockpits, emulate a taser, record and project film, throw flame, yet he cannot interpret instructions in english from human beings without translators who are speaking the same language. I need a droid!

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  354. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by TylerDurden0 · · Score: 1

    I still don't get how Grand Moff Tarkin came to power. In Ep. III, we only see clones and Vader taking orders from Palps. Vader is 2nd in charge, yet after 20 years (In Ep. IV), this old man Tarkin is ordering Vader around, telling him to stop force-choking people and such. If I were Lord Vader, I'd force-choke 'em all. The Sphere O'Fear was ridiculously flawed. Somebody gotta hang for that!

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  355. Papering over the plot holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps more grating however was the death of Padme - it was utterly unnecessary, Vader did not know if she was dead or not and so Palpatine could easily have lied and told him she was.

    I think there are holes in the plot. But my mind wants to wallpaper over the holes, and here is what I came up with. It actually works and I actually like it but I won't go so far as to claim that George Lucas agrees with me.

    Remember in Return of the Jedi, where the Emperor and Vader are trying to mess with Luke's mind to make him fall to the Dark Side? They were talking to him, but presumably were using the Force to push on his mind and try to warp it. Therefore we know that the Force can be used to affect peoples' minds.

    Anakin probably worked over Padme's mind with Dark Side Force powers, to make her love him in the first place. He did not even know he was doing it as he was untrained in Dark Side powers, but his powerful wish for her to love him, combined with his powerful potential with Force powers, did something to her. This was gradual, it didn't happen all at once, but he had lots of time alone with her.

    Why didn't the Jedi detect this? Their powers of detection were waning, "the Dark Side clouds our ability to see the future", and as Dark Side tricks go this one is weak. Dark Side powers are fueled by emotion, and this was fueled by love which isn't the usual thing (usual Dark Side powers are fueled by hate, anger, etc.). She had the potential to love him, so this was easier than, say, trying to corrupt her to the Dark Side or something.

    So Padme loves Anakin. Then in ep. III at the end, Anakin turns on her, uses a "force choke" on her throat. Is that all he did?

    The medical droid said "We can't find anything wrong with her yet she is dying." My take on it is that Anakin/Vader sort of "cursed" her with the Dark Side of the Force, and that is why she was dying for no obvious reason. She also felt she had nothing to live for; she fought a bit to live long enough to deliver her babies and then she relaxed and just let the curse kill her.

    This explanation also explains why she was turned from a strong, confident woman in the first two movies, to a weepy, hesitant bit character in ep. III. It's Anakin's fault, for damaging her mind with the Force.

    And if you accept all the above, the Emperor was not lying when he told Anakin "you killed her".

    I'm wondering if the novelisation will expand on the "you killed her" part to make it more clear whether it was a lie on the Emperor's part ("you killed her with your light sabre!") or if the Emperor was telling the truth.

    I have to say that despite many flaws, ep. III works well as a Greek-style tragedy. Anakin helped deliver the Galaxy into a dictatorship, helped destroy the Jedi Order (he killed Mace Windu and all those younglings!), and did all of it to avert the death of Padme. Then it turns out the death of Padme was caused by him, and she would have been fine if he had avoided the Dark Side and if Palpatine had been defeated.

    By ep. IV he was used to being evil and pretty much enjoyed it, but in ep. III he didn't want to be evil. But what he wanted more than anything else was Padme, and he was willing to do anything for her, right up to slaughtering younglings. Then he was told he had killed her. Not only was her death devastating, not only was his role in her death worse, but all the bad things he had done were now for nothing. Worse than for nothing, if I'm right, because she wouldn't have died if he hadn't done the bad things! This justifies the "NO-O-O-O-O!!!!!" pretty well.

    My biggest complaint was time. Anakin fell to the Dark Side too fast. I would have liked it much better if he was secretly meeting with Palpatine for lessons in use of the Force. "The Jedi reject the use of Dark Side powers, but you are strong enough to use them without giving in to temptation. You are the best Jedi ever and no Force powers are beyond your abilities.

  356. Lollers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last two nerds on earth to see this movie write reviews of it! Gee, I thought I was the last, since I waited until Thursday evening.

    Both these guys are full of sith. These aren't movie reviews, they're trolls, flamebait. Either that or both "reviewers" have incredible mental defecits.

    For the non-nerd that stumbled across /. by mistake (i.e., anybody who hasn't seen the movie) it's simply the best one Lucas made. Period.

    IMO, the key to its artistic sucess is its attention to detail. When a spaceship blows up, you see bodies and body parts flying into space, along with literallythousands of pieces of debris and flotsam. When Yoda fights the Emperor, there are glass shards all over the floor.

    And when Darth catches fire, it is truly gruesome. Lucas almost makes up for the "Han shot first" rewrite of episode IV.

  357. Re:Yoda's news of Qi-gonn is the best plot surpris by TylerDurden0 · · Score: 1

    I thought this was stupid and just enters another plot hole in the original trilogy. No mention of Qui-Gon Jinn in any of those (IV-VI) is senseless. You may have a point about what Obi says to Vader before he slaughters him and may explain the empty robe and no corpse. However, I understood that Obi was on Tatooine to watch over Luke and eventually train him in the ways of the force. If Qui-Gon is immortal, why would Obi have to be on Tats to be given advice. Obi wasn't on Tats in Episode II and Qui was speaking to him. This is just another stupid plot hole that Lucas put his foot in!!

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  358. You are wrong. by 2names · · Score: 1
    BC and AD are mutually exclusive, numbnuts. 1 BC is UNDEFINED as an expression in AD.

    You are missing the obvious: Zero cannot be expressed as a period. With regard to AD / BC calendars, zero is a non-existant transitional point, there is no "zero phase." At the end of the year 1 BC, the transition is directly to 1 AD with no time being spent in a "zero" year and is in fact an instantaneous change. No time exists between 1 BC and 1 AD. So, the year -59767 AD is actually equal to 59767 BC.

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  359. "Space Wind?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looked to me like acceleration did it. But you could be right, R2 might have farted.

  360. Timeline oddities by IceSabre · · Score: 1

    Why is it that we see the death star well on its way to being built and yet it seems to take approximately 18 more years before it becomes operational? and once destroyed, the empire builds another one to be destroyed in episode 6 in the space of a few years? Why did it take that long for the first one or why did it take so little time for the second one?

  361. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really need to grow up a little and learn to tolerate differing opinions.

    So do you, evidently, else you'd be able to tell the difference between a joke and an opinion. Eat a bowl of your own shit, you fucking hypocrite asshole cock munching shit eater.

    Hatefull. Jesus take a fucking English class, junior.

  362. I am your father Luke by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    So after seeing ROTS this weekend, I was wondering.. how does Darth Vader know that Luke is his son?

    As far as he knew Padame died because of him and noone knew she had twins until she gave birth...

    Was this explained in the 4-6 episodes? I don't remember that being explained......

    1. Re:I am your father Luke by TylerDurden0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, in the revamped Episode III, Palps tells Vader that his his son is the bastard that asploded the DS1. Vader asks how this is possible. It is a very shaky scene that is put in merely to fill a plot hole. I would have left it out.

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    2. Re:I am your father Luke by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      " in the revamped Episode III, Palps tells Vader that his his son is the bastard that asploded the DS1."

      Do you mean re-vamped episode 5? I thought ROTS is ep3 and the death star isnt even completed till ep4?

  363. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by SoTuA · · Score: 1
    Or:

    "Dad, I had your boot mended. No more holes in your socks!".

  364. Re:Amputated Hand: Slice of Continuity by SoTuA · · Score: 1
    Wasn't Anakin's sudden and complete turn completely unbelievable?

    Hell no. It was very drawn out and exruciating:

    Palpatine: "Join me"

    Anakin: "No!"

    Palpatine: "Join me, go and kill some jedi ass"

    Anakin: "Oh well, hadn't anything planned anyway..."

  365. Should have divided up the new trilogy differently by jdickers74 · · Score: 1

    I was disappointed by Episodes I & II, but was waiting for Episode III to make my final judgement. Now that I've seen it, here are my thoughts, in no particular order.

    • Episodes I & II should have been combined to make one movie (or the opening crawl sequence to Episode III?)
    • Episode III tried to cram 2 movies into 1. It should have been split.
    • The best Star Wars films were the ones where George Lucas came up with the story and produced, but didn't write the script or direct (Empire, Jedi). So Lucas should have full control over the story, but needs someone to write the actual screenplay for him, or at the very least a good editor. (ESPECIALLY for the "romantic" scenes)
    • The acting was wooden and stilted. Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman and Samuel L. Jackson are MUCH better actors than one would guess from watching the Star Wars movies. Ian McDiarmid was excellent, but most of his scenes involved human actors (except, of course, his fight scene with Yoda). As has been said before, too much green/blue screen work makes it tough to act convincingly. I haven't seen much of Hayden Christiansen, but I would imagine that he couldn't get much worse, at the very least.
    • Is it really that hard to come up with good names? Come on Lucas... Naboo? Dooku? Jar-Jar? Nute Gunray?
    • Padme should not have died, Leia remembers seeing her as a small child. Yoda and Obi-Wan could easily have lied and said that she died. They dummied up a fake belly for her so Anakin wouldn't know she'd given birth, they could have dummied up a fake body. Once again, an editor would have helped here.

    All that said, I enjoyed the movie, and when all 6 movies come out as a DVD set, I'll be buying them...

    but not before....
  366. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    The best thing about Episode III for me was discovering just how incredibly powerful Leia is in the force.

    I mean, she learned that her mother was kind but sad, in the five seconds she lived after Leia's birth! Amazing!

  367. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting that you brought that up.
    It has always been my contention that Ep IV is an outcast. Lucas changed the story for Ep V and VI, and subsequently I-III.

    for example, Episode IV has in the title "From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker." Implying that this is the 4th episode revolving around Luke's life.

    from someone who is a performing arts geek, and understands how dialogue conveys character and storyline, re-examine Obi-Wan's relationship to Anakin as he describes it in Ep IV. He doesn't refer to him in dialogue indicating a relationship between a teacher and student, or even an elder to younger friend. He sees them as equals. comrades. Buddies. Vader on the other hand is seen as a student who went bad.

    Further, in Ep IV, Darth Vader is his name, not his title.

    There's more, but I think that helps explain why the prequels had such a difficult time trying to bring it all together.

  368. Re:Why are ... OWNED? Well.. (RL examples) by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Grrrr... Wish I could edit my posts. Mentally correct this to read...

    So, I won't fault the empire *their* little security pecadillos.

    Happy Zftjpyd to you too!

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  369. Re:Why are ... OWNED? Well.. (RL examples) by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Actually he was too effective.

    After a few months, all the managers posted his picture so everyone knew who he was, basically destroying his ability to do his job. So he no longer does that. Last I heard he was running xxx sites.

    A day without jvnmbnr is not a day fully lived.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  370. Re:A design issue (spoiler alert) by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

    Luke gets a big head thinking he's the son of "The One" and turns to the dark side. I won't defend TNS, but I will defend Star Wars.

  371. Ignore the Inconsistencies; Enjoy it by kjh1 · · Score: 1

    Being a geek that loves a story that takes place in a completely new 'world' (ex: Babylon 5, Dune, Star Trek, X-Files, etc.), I'm all about the details, how everything ties together. I loved how it came to be told that Luke and Leia were siblings and that Vader was Luke's father.

    So it bugs me a little bit that there were so many inconsistencies between the 1st trilogy (I, II, III) and the 2nd (IV, V, VI). But only a little. I have most of a great story, for which I can make up fixes in my head. I also got to see a stunning visual counterpart to a story (that has more details in the book version, BTW). Plus, we all got some more details that were never hinted at in the original trilogy or the follow-on books/comics.

    So think back on the movie and enjoy the main story arcs and try to ignore the little things. Hell, I plan to go see EP III again after finishing the book version!

    My blood pressure is fine. How's yours? ;-)

  372. Lightsaber battles were NOT better in Episode 1. by clockpenalty · · Score: 1

    On lightsaber forms:

    Qui-Gon and Maul using form 3 is WRONG. Maul is a sith, he does not use conventional forms, but rather allows his passion and bloodlust to drive himself. Qui-Gon uses form 4, which emphasizes twirls, spins, fluorishes and acrobatic maneuvers, force-assisted, but is incredibly difficult to master for this reason...hence the only real form 4 master is Yoda (as is demonstrated at the end of episode 2)

    Obi-wan is using form 4 in episode 1, but isnt very good at it. By episode 2, he has switched to form 3, which emphasises a strong centre line, less acrobatic movement, and lightning speed hence the 'spazzy' appearance of the fights. Anakin is using form 4 here, but gets his hand sliced off. In episode 3 he is back to form 3 like Obi-wan. I was happy to see this, it shows he is paying more attention to Obi-wan's instruction.

    Dooku uses form 2, which is the 'gentleman's style'. Probably a plot contrivance to accomodate Christopher Lee's reduced mobility, but it has poor defence which shows when he falters under Yoda's amazing form 4 assault. Interesting that he isn't using traditional sith-style, but then again, Anakin doesnt switch instantly to sith-style after 'turning', he is still using form 3 when fighting Obiwan at the end.

    There are other forms, too. Mace Windu is the only jedi besides his one remaining student billaba who uses form 7, which is basically a jedi version of the sith style, relying on borderline rage which is a contradiction of sorts...everyone save mace and billaba who tried to use this style ended up as a dark jedi, but it is possibly the strongest style. I was happy to see Mace defeat Sidious in a saber battle- maintained consistency. Also explains Mace's heightened emotional state and desire to kill sidious: a double standard that became his own undoing.

    There is also form 5 which basically translates to 'the style of Jedi who get killed like idiots', apparently a plot contrivance to explain Jedi getting slaughtered at the end of episode 2. It's a classical style that is practiced for personal improvement and not combat- diplomacy is encouraged in violent situations. ALL form 5 users are dead by the end of episode 2

    Oh, and b4 I forget: form 3 users are also supposed to be good at deflecting laser blasts.

    All this talk about forms should help you enjoy the saber battles in all 3 prequels better. Even in the sequels it can be applied: Vader and Obiwan both use form 3, and Luke uses form 4 because he was trained by Yoda, a form 4 master. In episode 4 we can see obi wan trying to teach Luke form 3, holding a centre line against a droid.

    Consistency such as this makes me have respect for fight choreographers in the star wars universe. Such a pity that such information is left obscure, and never mentioned in the movie's narrative.

    --
    Shinsengumi de gozaru
  373. Watch the second clone wars miniseries by clockpenalty · · Score: 1

    A major problem with ROTS is that it doesnt pack as much of a punch if you do not watch the Clone Wars miniseries. Grievous has the cough because of his disastrous run-in with Mace Windu earlier. When fighting Obi-wan he is near death and nothing like at his true level. We also learn that he isn't all-droid. More like a cyborg.

    --
    Shinsengumi de gozaru
  374. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

    You know, I was going to do the spelling correction bit, but this -
    ends up saving Anakin's sole
    is priceless.

    "Dad, I caught the fish you lost!"


    I was thinking more along the lines of:

    "Dad, I fixed that hole in your shoe!"

    --
    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  375. Correction by Treebeard+the+Ent · · Score: 1

    Best I can say is that Jar-Jar doesn't speak.

    Jar Jar bumps into a senator (if I remember correctly it was Orn Free Taa). The senator Says "Watch it". Jar Jar says "Excuse me".

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    Never argue with an idiot. They will just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
  376. Death Star Bake-off! by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1


    They're getting two contractors to compete to see which constructor technology to buy when they make the real project, a Dyson sphere.

    The contractor that whips up Death Star II really quickly is using Cocoa-based technology.

    --
    September 2011: Looking for Cocoa/iOS work in Boston area Cocoa Programmer Quincy, MA
  377. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehehe. +100 Funny.

  378. Re:How does Eps I-III Alter the Viewing of Eps IV- by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 1
    That step was Anakins last chance to resist. The difference is that Luke stops short and refuses to fight.

    It drives the Sidious to start killing Luke and it gets Vader to recognize and correct his mistake years later.

    I didn't really see it that way. The way it seemed to me, Vader fell with a thousand little tiny stumbles, and each step along the way of his descent, he looked at what he'd done and though, "Fuck... there's no turning back now." And lo and behold, his buddy Palpatine would get him to do something just a little bit worse next, so he felt even more helpless to escape. Never pushed him hard enough to buck... just enough to mire him down a little worse, and depress him enough that he could be made to do something a little nastier next time.

    He knew his mistake the whole time, even as he was making it. He just didn't see a way out. And later, hell... he didn't even want a way out.

    With the death of his wife and supposed death of his unborn child... the things he cared for enough to be driven to the dark side to begin with... he simply didn't have anything to motivate him toward redemption. What did he have to live for, or to give a damn about? Everything he valued had been stripped away from him, including the things he valued above all else. Hell, I'd fuck the galaxy up in that situation if I had the ability, too.

    Enter Episode VI. He's known for a while that his kid(s) are still alive. Now one of them's put in a situation that's exactly analogous to his own from years before. Vader may have been a bad actor in his youth, but he's no idiot. He can't fail to recognize the situation. He has to have realized over the years just how much his master has lied to him, and now he's in Dooku's old role... on the outs so Darth Jerk can get a new and better apprentice.

    Sonny boy makes the right decision that daddy couldn't. This is the fabled straw for that poor soon-to-be-paraplegic camel. Vader struggles with this for a while. Between the fact that he does in fact now have someone to give a damn about again and the fact that he recognizes himself in his son's corrected version of his own drama from years ago, he's able to break himself loose from that mire and Do the Right Thing (TM).

    He was built for his final decision from the very beginning, after all. Anakin was always more than willing to sacrifice himself for those he was loyal to. Hell, it's how he became Vader...

    And now I'm rambling. What was my original point again?

  379. Re:"BALANCE" to the force means 50% Light, 50% Dar by big+daddy+kane · · Score: 1

    or the power of the sith is weighted when factored into balance within the force. eg there inherintly exists evil in the force, and sith channeling that evil destroys the balance.