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  1. Re:How soon.. on Police and Lawyers Love E-ZPass · · Score: 1

    Two counterpoints, if I may ...

    1) Tollway authorities WANT people to use these things - Why would they want to cause a mass panic/mass exodus by giving out speeding tickets?

    2) Even if they use it to prove my car must have been speeding between point A and point B - how are they going to prove that I was driving? They give speeding tickets to drivers - not cars

  2. Good Ridance ... on Microsoft Retires Windows 98 · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Jesus - what a disease of an operating system ...

  3. Jeeeze Louise ...... on Dell To Techs: Don't Help Customers Remove Spyware · · Score: 1

    Simple solution

    a:\format c: /s/u/q

    End of problem ...

  4. In the words of the imortal Ralph Wigum on Mail Server Flaw Opens MS Exchange to Spam · · Score: 0

    Me fail SMTP security? Thats un-possible!

  5. Re:Someone ought to write this down now, ... on Voyager 1 Reaches Interstellar Space · · Score: 1

    Damn! - Beat me to it!

    Good one ;)

  6. Re:I'll do it for 1 million on UCB, USC To Build (And Hack) A Model Internet · · Score: 1

    What about all the time needed for the all important LAN Party "stress" test ;)

  7. I was lectured by these bastards ... on FCC Proposes Fining AT&T Over DNC Violation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Got a call from one of these sleazebags (after 9:30pm) and after I whipped out the DNC on them they backpedaled and said they were simply conducting a "Survey" of my attitudes on long distance - and therefore were exempt from the DNC.

    You know the kind of survey - with questions like - "Did you know that AT&T now has the lowest per minute rate ... blah blah blah ..."

    Phuckers - hope they all burn in hell ..

  8. Re:You gotta be kidding me. on Gaming Communities Cause Of TV Ratings Decline? · · Score: 1

    Dude -

    Dont forget MXC - "Most Extreme Elimination Challange"

    Probably the best show on TV since Bevis and Butthead

  9. Problem with Freedom .... on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 1

    The big problem with giving your citizens freedom is - you cant control what they'll actually do with it

    You know, they might create a decentralized p2p network or something ..

  10. Gotta love Google Toolbar! on X10 Pays $4.3 million In Damages For Pop-Unders · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Gee - I completely forgot about those pop-unders since I visited http://toolbar.google.com

  11. Gee Whiz! on Vancouver Bars Network Together to Track Patrons · · Score: 1

    WTF is next?

    You: "Ummmm I'd like to order a drink ... "

    Bartender: (in German accent) "Paperz Pleaz!"

    I'll drink at home ... thank you!

  12. Re:Oh the irony! on Oops, Dave Barry Does It Again · · Score: 1

    If they are indeed spoofing thier caller id - they are in fact breaking the law

    At least we can theoretically retailiate for that

  13. Just imagine .... on Monty Python's Holy Grail goes Broadway · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. the full size cow being catapulted into the audience

    The possiblities are endless -

  14. I keep having to tell people .... on AOL Blocks Links from LiveJournal · · Score: 1

    ..that insist on using this lame service from hell ...

    "It's not the internet - It's AOL"

    Here's another reason why thats too true.

  15. Hmmm - let me get this straight .... on Windows Is 'Insecure By Design,' Says Washington Post · · Score: 1

    Lets say I'm a dickhead virus writer and lets also say that I want to bring the internet to its knees with my virus.

    I then consider which operating system to attack -

    Linux - way to secure for me to even bother! Its air-fucking tight - gee I dont stand a chance.

    Mac - Wow! I cant even understand this operating system - let alone hack it

    Windows - ahh yes, piece of cake

    If Linux/Mac were even half as popular as Windows, there would be plenty of exploits/hacks/viruses written for those OS's

    The fact is - Linux users are basically Slashdot readers and are therefore not stupid enough to expose their systems directly to the Internet the way millions of idiot Windows PC users with cable modem public fucking IP addresses are.

    As for Macs - even virus writers must say - "Who the fuck cares?"

  16. Days of card counting are numbered ..... on Optical Recognition System To Foil Card Counting? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Last time I was playing (loseing at) blackjack, the dealer had a gizmo which could only be described as a perpetual shoe.

    It contiuously shuffled the multiple decks of cards inside it. After each hand, all the cards just went in the top.

    Try counting that!

  17. Easy to abuse ... on Microsoft wants Automatic Update for Windows · · Score: 1

    How long before a virus is made which will mod the HOSTS file to redirect windowsupdate.com to a pr0n site or whatever ...

  18. Oh no! on New Kazaa Lite Protects Identity · · Score: 0

    People protecting their privacy!

    How dare they! People actually exercising personal liberty and freedom?!?!

    This must stop! Horrors!

  19. Ummm .... on More Info on Phantom Game Console · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is a dumb question but ...

    How do you - like - load games on it?

  20. Carefull .... on Estonia: Where the Internet is a Human Right · · Score: 5, Funny

    You don't know what those wacky Estonians will do with thier "rights" and their "freedoms" ....

    They might start a decentralized peer-to-peer network and start trading files or something!

  21. The price of Freedom ... on Bill Would Let FBI Police File-Sharing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is eternal vigilance ...

    The problem with Freedom is - you never know what people will actually do with it ... like invent a decentrallized p2p network and then trade files with each other.

    Stay tuned - the war continues ....

  22. Nick of time .. on ReplayTV DVR to Remove Features · · Score: 1

    I guess I bought mine at the right time ...

    Just before they raised the fees and before they wrecked the product ....

    Hmmm ... cant wait to see what I can fetch on ebay for mine ....

  23. Compression ... on .ZIP Standard to Fragment? · · Score: 1

    Why change the format? I thought that the current standard of Zip could not be improved - Compression wise anyway

  24. Re:I'm in! -- errrrr mmmm on Buy Your Own Aircraft Carrier · · Score: 1

    We're gonna need a little more $$$ than that ...

    I mean we nead a pretty kick ass 15,000 node LAN for starters ...

  25. Internet QOS on VoIP, WiFi and the Future of Traditional Telecom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My experiences has been poor when routing VOIP across Internet links.

    The problem isn't bandwidth/speed at either end - but throttling at the internap points between backbone providers (XO Communications is particularly notorious when it comes to this issue)

    When it comes to VOIP packets, there needs to be decent QOS/Priority Queuing from end to end to make it viable - and right now the tier one providers aren't exactly playing nicely together in the sandbox.