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  1. Oh the cosmic justice... on Gates on Spyware and OS Competition · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hit by his own security vulnerabilities! I can just picture Gates running Ad Aware... heh maybe someone should suggest that he switch to using Linux and Firefox!

  2. But... on World's Largest Working Computing Grid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can it run Longhorn?

  3. RIAA unleaches army of lawyers on TiVo-like Application for XM Radio Under Fire · · Score: 5, Funny

    in 3, 2, 1...

  4. Kaaaaahhnnnn!!!!! on Star Wars on DVD · · Score: 1

    Oh wait... wrong franchise...

  5. Yeah but.... on Turn Real Life Into A Cartoon · · Score: 1

    It's great until to realize it means clippy appearing in every frame.

  6. Hey well at least it beats... on Roxio To Concentrate on Online Music Business · · Score: 1

    Buying up a respected company so you can use it's name, deceiving your investors, and then pumping and dumping your stock while suing your customers.

  7. I wonder if there are bluetooth headphones... on Build Your Own Bluetooth Hearing Aid · · Score: 1

    It would be a cool idea. No more getting the headphone cord tangled or accidently yanked. Especially for portable music players etc. Anyone know if such a thing is available anywhere? And ironically using them at loud volumes may eventually lead to the bluetooth hearing aid.

  8. Extended Edition eh? on Will LOTR:ROTK Extended Edition Hit Cinemas? · · Score: 1

    I bet that George Lucas wishes he'd thought of that...oh wait...

  9. Hey, what happened to... on Cut-Rate Windows 'XP Starter Edition' in Thailand · · Score: 1

    "Windows XP: Reloaded"? I guess people started associating that with constantly reinstalling Windows

  10. Re:Some cool stuff can be found here on Computer Pioneer Bob Bemer Dies · · Score: 4, Funny

    Among the more interesting tidbits is that he coined the word COBOL

    Hey well nobody's perfect...

  11. Obligatory George Carlin quote: on SpaceShipOne Flight Not as Perfect as it Seemed · · Score: 1

    "In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure... " ROOF FLIES OFF! "An oxygen mask will drop down in front of you. Place the mask over your face and breathe normally." Well, I have no problem with that. I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive. I also SHIT normally! RIGHT IN MY PANTS!

  12. Hey now they can run Longhorn! on Army Contractor To Build A 1566 Xserve Cluster · · Score: 2, Funny

    oh wait...

  13. Note to BMW thieves... on iPod Your BMW Officially Launched · · Score: 1

    Always check the glovebox!

  14. I suggest we... on Spammer Apologizes · · Score: 1

    do the snail-mail DDOS attack anyway... just to make sure he's really sorry.

  15. And you should see what they do when.... on Dog Trained on 200-Word Vocabulary · · Score: 1

    you ring a bell.... damned dog drools all over the place and wants to eat my leg

  16. Re:(border) collies are _way_ too smart on Dog Trained on 200-Word Vocabulary · · Score: 1

    her favorite word though was "treat".

    Yeah they all seem to know that one. Oh and the word "vet". They also all tend to respond to the sound of a fridge door opening or the sound of an electric can opener. The cat seems to understand those too come to think of it. Kind of a universal language I guess. Funny how the cat and dog fight except when food is involved in some way.... then there's an automatic truce between them.

  17. What's next? on New Largest Prime Found: Over 7 Million Digits · · Score: 1

    "Hey baby, what's your prime?"

  18. Re:That's a really good password! on The World's Most Dangerous Password · · Score: 1

    I thought that was '12345'?

  19. Hey! on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 1

    I can see my house from here! ;-)

  20. uh oh on Testing didtheyreadit.com's Mail-Tracking Claims · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    /me puts on my tinfoil hat

  21. Who is this guy trying to kid? on 13 Energy Drinks In 3 Sessions · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only the product had been available to Keith Richards, he might be wrinkle-free and rosy cheeked today.

    Who is this guy trying to kid? Keith Richards has done every drug there is and he's still alive. You just can't seem to kill the guy. I'm pretty sure that he'd just laugh at these energy drinks. You know what they say, If there's ever a World War 3 only two things will survive: the cockroaches and Keith Richards!

  22. You guys are slipping.... on Accused Spammer to Debate SpamCop Founder · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's been a whole 20 minutes and we don't have aerial photos of this guy's house and his home address for our snail-mail DDOS attack yet.

  23. Yep... on FTC Porn Spam Regulation Now in Effect · · Score: 1

    On the Internet porn finds you! (and not just in Soviet Russia either)

  24. Ironically... on Can Star Wars Episode III Be Saved? · · Score: 1

    The best title for the new Star Wars movie would probably be the one that's already been used: A New Hope

  25. A typical incident: on Can Cell Phones Ignite Gasoline Vapors? · · Score: 1


    Woman on cell phone: "Hey what are you up to? Oh me?....oh nothing much just sitting inside my car waiting for the gas pump thingie to finish. Hold on I think it's done let me just go outside and..." NO CARRIER...