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  1. New slogan on MS Seeks To Patent Education-Feedback Software · · Score: 0

    Microsoft: All your children are belong to us.

  2. Re:Is your Mac OS X Panther running? on Running Mac OS X Panther · · Score: -1

    Is your Mac OS X Panther running? Then you better go catch it!

    Nah, I'd rather catch a Tiger by the tail.

  3. Re:Is your Mac OS X Panther running? on Running Mac OS X Panther · · Score: 0, Funny

    Actually, my Mac OS X Panther is running, but it's being chased by a Firebird and a Firefox.

  4. Re:Dangers of the iPod (or "iPod Madness!") on Some iPod Fans Dump PCs For Macs · · Score: -1

    Does this make the iPod a gateway Mac?

    Yes, and that is why we need to start a War on iPods. Send in the iPod killers!

  5. Article mirror on Boeing Successfully Tests Anti-Missile Laser · · Score: -1, Troll

    Here's an article mirror in case this one gets /.'ed.

  6. Re:Editors, we get it on A College Guide to EA · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And there's also an E and an A in Flamebait!

    And FLAMEBAIT rhymes with MODERATE, which also contains an E and an A.

  7. Re:And... on Security Vulnerabilities Discovered in WinXP SP2 · · Score: 0

    Don't forget...

    http://www.apple.com

  8. Re:My god on Water Cooling With A Car Radiator · · Score: 0

    Why? Because we can.

  9. TH3RD P05T! on Copyright Law Mashup Moving Through Congress · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    R0FFLE ROFFL3

  10. In related news... on Bill Gates Gives $20M to CMU for New Building · · Score: 2, Funny

    Carnegie-Mellon University officials today reported that several designs for metal keys to the new Gates Center for Computer Science, which hasn't even been built yet, were found on the Kazaa and Gnutella filesharing networks. CMU Campus Police and Microsoft are reportedly investigating the leaked keys.

  11. Re:Unfortunately.... on Bill Gates Gives $20M to CMU for New Building · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately none of the doors have locks and all of the windows are wide open by default.

    In that case, I think someone should invest money into having some fire foxes guard the building.

  12. Re:42 on New Trailer For Upcoming Hitchhiker's Episodes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  13. Re:So... on Apple Launches iTunes Affiliate Program · · Score: 1

    you don't get anything until there are 506 purchases made.

    Well, then, someone should really get on the stick and register themselves as an affiliate for www.slashdot.org. Then they could begin posting iTMS links in their comments and sigs in hopes that people click on them to buy things. A newfangled troll? Perhaps, but a profitable one nonetheless.

    Down with GNAA and Goatse... Bring on Madonna and Britney!

  14. Free iPod minis on Apple Launches iTunes Affiliate Program · · Score: -1, Redundant

    people that sign up prior to September 15 can win one of five free iPod minis

    But I already have five free iPod minis, you insensitive clod!

  15. Re:The One Missing Feature on Rio Reveals iPod Mini Slayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about the fact that it doesn't work with the iTunes Music Store?

  16. Re:Only compatible with Windows? on HP To Start Selling Its iPod · · Score: 0

    Are these things coming preformatted for Windows/HP computers?

    Well, I have a 3G Apple iPod that I originally used on my Windows PC (thus it was Windows-formatted), but I bought an iBook several months ago and have been using the iPod happily ever since, with no reformatting needed.

    Thus, even if these are "Windows-formatted" iPods, they'll probably work with a Mac (and Linux) out of the box -- all one needs to do is obtain the latest version of iTunes for the Mac.

    We're dealing with two hPeas from the same iPod here, folks. The only difference is the color of the box they come in and the software they come bundled with.

  17. Re:Mac fish tank on Making Stuff Out Of Broken Computer Equipment? · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that we'll soon be seeing a marked spike in the number of obsolete iMacs for sale on eBay?

  18. Re:Hamster Cage on Making Stuff Out Of Broken Computer Equipment? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to put a couple of hamster wheels inside the cluster, along with a "window kit" so people can see your hamster cluster at work.

  19. But... on Anatomy Of A Bug In Microsoft Office · · Score: 5, Funny
  20. Direct links on Microsoft Portable Media Center Reviewed · · Score: 2, Informative

    Those links all go to his (slow) Web site, which then redirects to the mirrors themselves.

    Direct links:
    WMV: External Overview of Creative Zen PMC: Mirror 1 Mirror 2
    WMV: Demo of Portable Media Center UI: Mirror 1 Mirror 2
    Gallery of Images from Creative Zen PMC Mirror 1 Mirror 2

  21. Say... on The Search Engine Belt Buckle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that a Google search on your belt or are you just happy to see me?

  22. Speaking of killing MS Word... on Time to Kill Microsoft Word? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A couple years back, a professor of mine gave a talk entitled 'Is Microsoft Word Inherently Evil?' in which he outlined why the assumption of peoples' use of MS Word creates problems and what we can do about it. It's probably nothing that most /.'ers don't already know, but he presented this at an instructional technology fair for faculty and staff, so he's helping to make the issues known outside the Computer Science populace.

  23. Re:email linkage on How Google Could Overthrow AIM · · Score: 1

    Triple points if they could get it to work with the other messenger services seamlessly. I would rather have one client, and be able to talk to everyone.

    You already can.

  24. You forgot one step... on PowerBook G4 Battery Recall · · Score: 3, Funny
  25. The whole idea is crazy! on Hardware That Literally Doesn't Stink? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I don't get it.