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  1. Most common ways to kill a PC... on Most Common Ways to Kill a PC · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Malware and spam.

  2. Re:Krokodile? on KDE 3.4 goes Beta · · Score: -1

    ... how kum?

    How kome the KDE kodename is Krokodile? Just bekause.

    Krikey!

  3. Misread headline on Microsoft Releases Malicious Software Removal Tool · · Score: -1

    Microsoft Releases Malicious Software Removal Tool

    Nothing for you to see here, folks. Please move along.

  4. Re:Guess What? on 2005 FIRST Robotics Competition Announced · · Score: -1

    First Robotic Post

    Domo ariagto, Mr. Roboto!

  5. Poll Troll Toll on The Wi-Fi Cameras are Coming · · Score: -1, Troll
    Which is better?

    Goat sex
    Phone sex
    Cybersex
    Dolphin sex
    Troll sex
    Anal sex
    Oral sex
    Mare sex

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  6. Public Enemy on Does Linux Have Game? · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    It might feel good
    It might sound a lil somethin
    but Damn the gaim
    If it don't mean nuttin
    What is gaim who got gaim
    Where's the gaim
    In life
    Behind the gaim
    Behind the gaim
    I got gaim
    She got gaim
    We got gaim
    They got gaim
    He got gaim
    It might feel good
    It might sound a lil somethin
    But fuck the gaim
    If it ain't sayin nuttin


    -- Public Enemy, "He Got Gaim"

  7. First 2005 post! on ABC's 'People of the Year' - Bloggers · · Score: -1

    Happy new year!

  8. Argh! on 2004 MN4 Probably Won't Kill Us · · Score: -1

    I guess I can cancel the plans for my Mars colony now.

  9. Re:Fight Spam with Spam! Spam Spam Spam on Spamfighting Since the Death of MakeLoveNotSpam? · · Score: -1

    I've been spamming the spammy spammers with my anti-spammer spammer.

    Oh, really? Well, I've been popping popups with my anti-popup popup and spying on spyware with my anti-spyware spyware!

  10. Acceptance of Microsoft on Microsoft Class Action Suit Outcome: Indifference · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think this is probably the case not only because Microsoft is "popular" (read: has 90+% of the OS market), but also because Microsoft software (along with the bugs, security issues, and spyware/adware problems that come with it) is accepted by society because people aren't aware of the alternatives that are out there (Mac and Linux) and MS has enough money and political clout to keep these alternatives at bay.

  11. Re:For those who don't want to register: on Banks Begin To Use RSA Keys · · Score: -1

    Or you could use (courtesy of BugMeNot:

    Account #1

    Username: f6ckoff666
    password: fuckoff

  12. Given that pattern... on 2004 Year-End Google Zeitgeist · · Score: 0, Funny

    Given that pattern, I was expecting to see:

    9. harry potter nude

  13. Re:Quit your bitching! on Latest "iPod Killer" Takes Aim at the Mini · · Score: -1

    5 MB ought to be enough for anybody! Like who? Old people in Korea?

  14. Re:LIVE! Stern vs. Powell on Reason Interviews Michael Powell · · Score: 0, Informative
  15. Re:A few questions about it.. on Paint.NET: The Anti-GIMP? · · Score: -1

    Is it open source?
    No.

    Does it work on anything besides windows?
    No.

    How is this program different from the 100 other free paint programs for windows?
    This one is free (as in beer).

    Why is this on slashdot and why are they saying this is the anti-gimp?
    I have absolutely no idea.

  16. fp? on Boeing Eyes In-Flight Live TV on Your Laptop · · Score: -1, Troll

    will i be able to get fp from 30,000 feet?

  17. Detailed Financials Show Total Linux Costs Higher on Legal Rights for Computers · · Score: -1
  18. Re:Obligitory on GTK 2.6.0 Released · · Score: -1

    It runs on Linux, but it doesn't run Linux. There's a difference there.

  19. Re:Obligitory on GTK 2.6.0 Released · · Score: -1

    According to the user manual, YES, GTK does, in fact, run on Linux.

  20. Cool! on ReactOS Runs On The XBox · · Score: -1, Funny

    This r0x0rz my xb0x0rz!

  21. Re:Reg-free link to the globe article... on What Do Court-Ordered Internet Bans Really Mean? · · Score: -1

    Or you could just go straight to the article.

  22. Google cache on How Sony's HD Audio Player Falls Short · · Score: -1
  23. How to fix patents? on How to Fix U.S. Patents · · Score: 0, Funny

    Use the CowboyNeal option.

  24. Re:How far will they go? on No Honor Among Malware Purveyors · · Score: -1

    F) CowboyNeal

    And what, pray tell, happens when CowboyNeal wins that poll?

  25. Obligatory "Weird Al" on Adieu to Ken Jennings · · Score: -1

    I Lost On Jeopardy
    ------------------
    by "Weird Al" Yankovic
    parody of "Jeopardy" by the Greg Kihn band

    Ohhhhhh...
    I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV
    Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
    I was tense, I was nervous
    I guess it just wasn't my night
    Art Fleming gave the answers
    Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right
    I, I...

    I lost on Jeopardy
    Baby, oooh...
    I lost on Jeopardy
    Baby, oooh...

    Well I knew I was in trouble now
    My hope of winning sank
    'Cause I got the Daily Double now
    And then my mind went blank
    I took Potpourri for one hundred
    And then my head started to spin
    Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo,
    Just tell me now what I didn't win
    Yeah, yeah

    I lost on Jeopardy
    Baby, oooh...
    I lost on Jeopardy
    Baby, oooh...

    (Don Pardo's voice)
    That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win:
    a twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of
    Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco
    treat. But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk
    in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace
    on your family name for generations to come! You don't get to come
    back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game!
    You're a complete loser!!

    Don't know what I was thinkin' of
    I guess I just wasn't too bright
    Well, I sure hope I do better
    Next weekend on the Price Is Right
    I, I...

    I lost on Jeopardy
    Baby, oooh...
    I lost on Jeopardy
    Baby, oooh...
    I lost on Jeopardy
    Baby...