Whats the chances that this is being caused either intentionally or indirectly from the US governments usage of the HAARP system?
http://www.earthpulse.com/haarp/
http://www.viewzone.com/haarp00.html
Just curious.
HAARP aims to learn how to "exploit the ionosphere for Department of Defense purposes". Communicating with submarines is only one of those purposes.
Wow, you add so much to this discussion! You've actually picked up on the fact that devices such as this will lead to ever increasing surveillance from an already corrupt totalitarian government, and that this is infact a BAD THING!
NOT ONLY THAT!.. your bulging brain somehow managed to find the "Reply" button and you actually typed some little words into the screen thingy. Wow! It's almost a complete sentence too!
YOU EVEN PUT A SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE SUBJECT, so people who aren't as smart as yourself don't feel too overwhelmed by your incredible intellect. My gosh, you're modest too!
Hey, the humour piece on the RIAA detention centers was pretty funny, but its really not that far from the truth. For over a decade and a half now the US government has been setting up and maintaining fully operational detention centers all throughout america.
There were estimates a few years ago that the capacity was over two million. Part of me doesn't want to know what their capacity is currently.
The camps were set up as a part of operation Rex84 (search) in the 80s, established on the reasoning that if a mass exodus of illegal aliens crossed the Mexican/US border, they would be quickly rounded up and detained in detention centers by FEMA.
Now that the Patriot Act and Patriot Act II move to establish anyone that breaks any law as a potential terrorist, it makes you wonder what they've got planned...
There's a lot of info on the net about these and other operations. A lot of the websites play the 'paranoid' card a little too strongly (*cough* alex jones*cough*), but I highly recommended you check out available info!
These are just the first three links from a google search on 'CIA Cocaine'. There is tons of evidence from it.
Download or buy "The Truth and Lies of 9-11" which is a lecture/speech by Mike Ruppert for much of the info. He's an ex LAPD Drug Squad officer who has been trying to expose the multi billion dollar drug smuggling activities of the CIA and related organisations.
Wake up, your government is *lying* you you America.
Microsoft putting bugs in their software intentionally?! You wouldn't read about it: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/05/02/184524 1&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=95&tid=128&tid=1 13"
I predict that in the near future we're going to see lots of stories like this. This really demonstrates the problems and dangers which come from companies remotely 'auto-updating' customers products, particularly with out the customer's consent, or even knowledge.
Microsoft Windows has ever increasing types of 'auto-update' features, particularly with the advent of Windows XP. I'm not that familiar with XP, so I'll refrain from commenting on exactly how prevalent it is with XP, but its certainly going to be a big point that large companies will be making soon.
You'll notice too, how the introduction is always in small steps, not from "1. Nothing, 2. We own and admin your computer", but gradual steps, allowing customers to slowly warm to the idea that a faceless company somewhere has the 'right' to install and update whatever the hell they want to.
Given Microsoft and Other's track history, would you really trust them to admin your computer? When one service pack breaks another, does it make you wonder? TrustWorthy Computing! Please, spare me the jokes, Microsoft.
I am more than capable of making an on topic post here, but I shan't. Instead I'd like to take a moment to talk about my cock, if I may, to familiarize you with the events that are about to take place. It resembles nothing in shape so much as a fire extinguisher; a red cylinder with a circumference about equal to a petri dish and as long as a regulation yardstick, networked with throbbing veins big enough to drive a Matchbox car through, and topped by a nearly luminescent magnificent red head, as big as a mid-size cantaloupe and covered in skin the consistency of #4 grain sandpaper. I could fit your little sister's arm in my urethra.
So I'll come over to your house, introduce yourself to your Mom and talk a little bit about what I'm going to do to your anus, lay down some tarps on the floor, and commence what will no doubt be the crowning achievement of your life, even better than watching your 'fans list' growing in size. I will sodomize you like God was riding on my shoulder whispering instructions into my ear, little miss $$$$$exyGal, and this is how it'll be done.
When i was dating a girl who rather enjoyed being fisted, the first thing I learned was how to 'make the ducky,' or shape your hand into a position that could slip into the vagina with the least resistance. Then, when entrance had been achieved, the position of the hand was changed to a fist to offer more stimulus. Unfortunately for you, my cock cannot make the ducky. It's just going to have to use brute pelvic force to stretch your brown-walled turd canal to it's utmost. You may wish to practice in the intervening hours with King Cobra malt beverage bottles, just to reduce the intense, searing pain a notch or two.
There will be pain, however, and I am not cruel. I will provide you with a damp rag to clutch between your teeth, muffling the grunts and lamentations from your mouth. One would think that my pleasure would be reduced from this measure, but I must confess that I find the sounds of your rupturing colon and the gases escaping sufficiently erotic to continue my explorations. Once my cock has reached it's limit, buried deep inside you like Grant in Grant's Tomb, the true sex will begin. You and I will bond like few people can, and I may finally come to know your affection for mindless fans, which I have never supported and never will, and you will begin to know the blinding joy of forced sodomy.
And, as few people know (well, actually, SexyKellyOsbourne knows, as my pimp, and WipoTroll of course before he killed himself, and John Katz from that time in the bunker when we both thought we were going to die, and PhysicsScholar and RealWorldStuff of course know in exchange for the free education, and CmdrTaco, Hemos, Jamie, Timothy and Pudge know as valued johns, and as Rusty knows because he's from the Kur0shin.org and I fucked him), my penis is covered in a number of barbs, much like a dog's, and during coitus, these prevent my unit from slipping out of the blood-lubricated hole and disrupting my tearing rhythm. Upon orgasm, as pints of spooge rocket out of my pee-hole, burning through whatever they encounter like that burny stuff in the Alien movies, the barms withdraw and my flaccid member can resume it's rightful place in my pants.
Unfortunately, $$$$$exyGal, once I had worked my monster cock all the way up your digestive system, your immense, fat-tittied disgustingness would make it impossible for me to ever have an orgasm again, and my penis would be stuck running parallel to your spinal column for the forseeable future. Of course, I'd cut your arms and legs off to lighten the load a bit, and have my Dad bring over the Makita power sander so I wouldn't have to look at your foolish face with the first little wisps of a female-moustache growing (and I've heard hair grows after you die, so I bet that thing'll look REALLY BITCHIN once you're super dessicated) and I'd just have to wait for you to rot yourself off of my dick, as I'll be damned if we're gonna do any cutting in there. Needless to say, this does not appeal to me.
Sadly, however, I see no other options. Best tell your mom I'm on my way. I'd like peanut butter sandwiches and a tall, cool glass of milk to be waiting for me. It's gonna be a long day.
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I hope to never see you again.
Whats the chances that this is being caused either intentionally or indirectly from the US governments usage of the HAARP system? http://www.earthpulse.com/haarp/ http://www.viewzone.com/haarp00.html Just curious. HAARP aims to learn how to "exploit the ionosphere for Department of Defense purposes". Communicating with submarines is only one of those purposes.
The very first thing I search for is "Slashdot", and my result: ______________________________
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One thing you have to hand to Microsoft is their commitment to consistency.
Rough approximations based from this:
Uncompressed:
2MP = 4.32 MB
Thus
1MP = 2.16 MB
Thus
500 x 2.16 MB
Equals
1080 MB
So, I'd put it at basically over 1 gig for a single image. Then factor in things like compression etc, but that'd be my estimate.
http://www.training.edu.cx/ac.html
She's one ugly bitch too!
Save Goatse!
TrollBurger
Wow, you add so much to this discussion! You've actually picked up on the fact that devices such as this will lead to ever increasing surveillance from an already corrupt totalitarian government, and that this is infact a BAD THING!
NOT ONLY THAT!.. your bulging brain somehow managed to find the "Reply" button and you actually typed some little words into the screen thingy. Wow! It's almost a complete sentence too!
YOU EVEN PUT A SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE SUBJECT, so people who aren't as smart as yourself don't feel too overwhelmed by your incredible intellect. My gosh, you're modest too!
Love, Your daddy
TrollBurger
Do people in Florida need to be walked through how this works?
No, its okay. The wonderful people from Diebold will make sure that you pesky, fickle voters don't have to worry about voting.
your cousin's name is furnace, he's a fucking dwarf
There were estimates a few years ago that the capacity was over two million. Part of me doesn't want to know what their capacity is currently.
The camps were set up as a part of operation Rex84 (search) in the 80s, established on the reasoning that if a mass exodus of illegal aliens crossed the Mexican/US border, they would be quickly rounded up and detained in detention centers by FEMA.
Now that the Patriot Act and Patriot Act II move to establish anyone that breaks any law as a potential terrorist, it makes you wonder what they've got planned...
There's a lot of info on the net about these and other operations. A lot of the websites play the 'paranoid' card a little too strongly (*cough* alex jones*cough*), but I highly recommended you check out available info!
Some links:
http://www.apfn.org/apfn/camps.htmm
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/pages/camps.html
http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/concentration.ht
http://www.c0balt.com/egg/insane.shtml
I'm not trolling, this is some serious shit, America!
In Other News:
John Ashcroft Calls for Mount Washington to be placed on Schedule 1
you fucking FAIL it!
A very large amount of funding for 'Black Projects' comes from CIA Cocaine and Heroin smuggling which has been going on for decades.
http://www.sumeria.net/politics/cia-coke.html
http://www.serendipity.li/cia/solomon.html
http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/pandora/bla
These are just the first three links from a google search on 'CIA Cocaine'. There is tons of evidence from it.
Download or buy "The Truth and Lies of 9-11" which is a lecture/speech by Mike Ruppert for much of the info. He's an ex LAPD Drug Squad officer who has been trying to expose the multi billion dollar drug smuggling activities of the CIA and related organisations.
Wake up, your government is *lying* you you America.
loloszlolzoololo, dat is ab00t sas funney as a UsrFreindly cartoon. and dey ar funnehy two!!
It is my firm belief never to hold firm beliefs.
Do these five lines mean anything:
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Microsoft putting bugs in their software intentionally?! You wouldn't read about it: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/05/02/18452
Australia, although Little Johnnie Howard is doing his best to make us like you big yankee man!
Please dont start world war III.
I predict that in the near future we're going to see lots of stories like this. This really demonstrates the problems and dangers which come from companies remotely 'auto-updating' customers products, particularly with out the customer's consent, or even knowledge.
Microsoft Windows has ever increasing types of 'auto-update' features, particularly with the advent of Windows XP. I'm not that familiar with XP, so I'll refrain from commenting on exactly how prevalent it is with XP, but its certainly going to be a big point that large companies will be making soon.
You'll notice too, how the introduction is always in small steps, not from "1. Nothing, 2. We own and admin your computer", but gradual steps, allowing customers to slowly warm to the idea that a faceless company somewhere has the 'right' to install and update whatever the hell they want to.
Given Microsoft and Other's track history, would you really trust them to admin your computer? When one service pack breaks another, does it make you wonder? TrustWorthy Computing! Please, spare me the jokes, Microsoft.
I am more than capable of making an on topic post here, but I shan't. Instead I'd like to take a moment to talk about my cock, if I may, to familiarize you with the events that are about to take place. It resembles nothing in shape so much as a fire extinguisher; a red cylinder with a circumference about equal to a petri dish and as long as a regulation yardstick, networked with throbbing veins big enough to drive a Matchbox car through, and topped by a nearly luminescent magnificent red head, as big as a mid-size cantaloupe and covered in skin the consistency of #4 grain sandpaper. I could fit your little sister's arm in my urethra.
So I'll come over to your house, introduce yourself to your Mom and talk a little bit about what I'm going to do to your anus, lay down some tarps on the floor, and commence what will no doubt be the crowning achievement of your life, even better than watching your 'fans list' growing in size. I will sodomize you like God was riding on my shoulder whispering instructions into my ear, little miss $$$$$exyGal, and this is how it'll be done.
When i was dating a girl who rather enjoyed being fisted, the first thing I learned was how to 'make the ducky,' or shape your hand into a position that could slip into the vagina with the least resistance. Then, when entrance had been achieved, the position of the hand was changed to a fist to offer more stimulus. Unfortunately for you, my cock cannot make the ducky. It's just going to have to use brute pelvic force to stretch your brown-walled turd canal to it's utmost. You may wish to practice in the intervening hours with King Cobra malt beverage bottles, just to reduce the intense, searing pain a notch or two.
There will be pain, however, and I am not cruel. I will provide you with a damp rag to clutch between your teeth, muffling the grunts and lamentations from your mouth. One would think that my pleasure would be reduced from this measure, but I must confess that I find the sounds of your rupturing colon and the gases escaping sufficiently erotic to continue my explorations. Once my cock has reached it's limit, buried deep inside you like Grant in Grant's Tomb, the true sex will begin. You and I will bond like few people can, and I may finally come to know your affection for mindless fans, which I have never supported and never will, and you will begin to know the blinding joy of forced sodomy.
And, as few people know (well, actually, SexyKellyOsbourne knows, as my pimp, and WipoTroll of course before he killed himself, and John Katz from that time in the bunker when we both thought we were going to die, and PhysicsScholar and RealWorldStuff of course know in exchange for the free education, and CmdrTaco, Hemos, Jamie, Timothy and Pudge know as valued johns, and as Rusty knows because he's from the Kur0shin.org and I fucked him), my penis is covered in a number of barbs, much like a dog's, and during coitus, these prevent my unit from slipping out of the blood-lubricated hole and disrupting my tearing rhythm. Upon orgasm, as pints of spooge rocket out of my pee-hole, burning through whatever they encounter like that burny stuff in the Alien movies, the barms withdraw and my flaccid member can resume it's rightful place in my pants.
Unfortunately, $$$$$exyGal, once I had worked my monster cock all the way up your digestive system, your immense, fat-tittied disgustingness would make it impossible for me to ever have an orgasm again, and my penis would be stuck running parallel to your spinal column for the forseeable future. Of course, I'd cut your arms and legs off to lighten the load a bit, and have my Dad bring over the Makita power sander so I wouldn't have to look at your foolish face with the first little wisps of a female-moustache growing (and I've heard hair grows after you die, so I bet that thing'll look REALLY BITCHIN once you're super dessicated) and I'd just have to wait for you to rot yourself off of my dick, as I'll be damned if we're gonna do any cutting in there. Needless to say, this does not appeal to me.
Sadly, however, I see no other options. Best tell your mom I'm on my way. I'd like peanut butter sandwiches and a tall, cool glass of milk to be waiting for me. It's gonna be a long day.
Your daddy,
--TrollBurger
Its people like you that make slashdot such a shithole.
*MWAH* welcome back.
Witness all the thrills, the spills and the FIRST POST!s through out the ages.
Highlights include:
The first First Post! ever.
The first BSD is Dying ever, including a 10 minute documentary on the heritage of this particular troll and why BSD is actually NOT dying!
An interview with the goatse.cx man, including behind the scenes of that fateful photoshoot.
Hidden web links to CmdrTaco and Cowboyneals hidden gay porn directory on the main slashdot site.
An interview with Richard M Stallman and Eric S Raymond about the current state of the Gay Nerds Underground scene.
Plus the things they didn't want you to see:
The bitchslapped thread about bad moderation on slashdot
The WIPO Troll's shocking demise
'CmdrTaco (editor)'s rant about the demise of slashdot
The Linux Gay Conspiracy
Open Source Misconceptions
The Great Slashdot Blackout
Also included:
Natalie Portman responds to the hot grits
The Zero Wing translator steps forward and apologises
More fun than a beowulf cluster of natalie portmans! Order your copy now!
Sponsored by ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!
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I thought so.
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