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  1. Apple has cleared... Apple said... on NYT Reports Steve Jobs' Exoneration · · Score: 1

    I know that the law views corporations as legal persons, but isn't this taking it a bit too far?

  2. Re:Economy on Vista Zero-Day Exploit For Sale · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was under the impression that libertarians were the embodiment of capitalism.

  3. A dataglove. on What's the Coolest Thing You've Ever Built? · · Score: 1

    Back in highschool, me and another guy built a pretty lame dataglove.
    He did the hardware, a bunch of potentiometers for the fingers, A2D conversion, didn't quite get to 6DOF movement sensors so used the mouse instead.
    I did the software and 3d modeling of the hand, got to learn some DirectX, though our teacher told us to use VB (ick).

    What it came down to is a palm controlled by bulky array of potentiometers and a mouse which could grab and move objects in 3D.

  4. Re:Obligatory rebuttal on Vista's Limited Symlinks · · Score: 3, Funny

    "People will take anything you say seriously if you put a famous name next to it." -Albert Einstein

  5. Re:So ... on Bionic Bugs To Fight Terrorists · · Score: 1

    That would translate to something like "Reshet-Shmeimeet", not very catchy. =/

  6. If Slashdotting is outlawed on U.K. Outlaws Denial of Service Attacks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only outlaws will be reading Slashdot?

  7. Simulated telepathy. on 'Tower of Babel' Translator Under Development · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find that alot of my thought process is subvocalized.
    I was wondering how hard it would be to translate that into audible words and transmit them at a volume relative to distance from the receiver.
    Then you could have a social experiment where a group of people live together for a period of time while equipped with these transceivers.

  8. Re:Competing Against yourself? on Exploring the Marvel Universe Online · · Score: 1

    Statesman?
    What are his powers?

    Slimier than than a raging lawyer.
    More powerful than a city official.
    He can pass ineffectual laws with a single signature.

    Who's that on that yacht?
    It's a mongoose!
    It's steve ballmer!
    It's Statesman!

  9. Yes, but... on Open-Source Prosthetics · · Score: 1

    Can your legs run linux?

  10. Since everyone is posting their own lists. on The Top 5 Games of All Time · · Score: 1

    Here's mine:

    Fallout series / Planescape Torment
    Battlezone series (the one by Pandemic/Activision)
    Homeworld series
    Betrayal at Krondor
    The Dig

  11. DRM on Sony's PSP Memory Stick Entertainment Packs Shipping · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like Sony's new DRM scheme: release crap movies no one would want to copy.

  12. Semi-retired physicist? on HP Witch Hunt Also Targeted Reporter's Father · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that like a physicist past his half-life, only you haven't checked if he collapsed to his retired state yet?

  13. Re:When is a news article not a news article... on When Is a Con Not a Con? · · Score: 1

    No, i would like to see some damned campers behind bars though.

  14. Re:Seems fair. on The Internet Not for Old People · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only you can't kill anyone with an internet connection.
    Believe me, i tried.

  15. Misquote! on Trouble on the Debian Front? · · Score: 1

    I believe to correct quote was "With great power comes great Ownage.".

  16. GoogleArmy! (Beta) on Google Image Labeler · · Score: 1

    Gah!
    Google is building an army of telepaths!

  17. Re:Why on earth... on Vista Startup Sound to be Mandatory? · · Score: 1

    Well, he did go to Harvard...

  18. Spirituality on Vista Startup Sound to be Mandatory? · · Score: 1

    Don't know about the Kool-Aid, but i hear there's a bunch of guys trying to turn Windows into Wine...

  19. Let me guess... on Vista Startup Sound to be Mandatory? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The startup sound will be the voice of Steve Ballmer saying "Please bend over, this won't take long".

  20. Automatically Deletes. on New Web Browser Leaves No Footprints · · Score: 1

    I guess that explains the "automatically deletes Internet caches, histories, cookies and auto-complete forms" bit.
    If you made a browser from scratch you could just not implement those features...

  21. Re:volume on Linspire Makes Click and Run Free · · Score: 1

    Looks like the same goes for all the people posting this joke.

  22. Pacman on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    Rumor has it that his sick fuck also played... *GASP* Pacman!

  23. Re:Ahh, I can see it now... on Game Developers Missing Their Target? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a dormant gamer, i just fucking woke up and my friend is expecting me to play an FPS with him.

  24. Screw corporate Email. on When Can I Expect an Email Response? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just sent a mail professing my love to a girl i know and the suspense is fucking killin me.

  25. Re:How? Ask Apple on A Working Economy Without DRM? · · Score: 2, Funny

    So basically what apple is selling is not the song itself, but rather the assurance that it would be of a certain quality, the time saved on searching for it, and also the assurance that RIAA commandos won't break into your house in the middle of the night and proceed to fuck you in the ass.