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  1. Linux users on Windows Is 'Insecure By Design,' Says Washington Post · · Score: 5, Funny
    "But nobody with a Mac or a Linux PC has had to lose a moment of sleep "

    Like a Linux PC owner sleeps anyway....

  2. Not one positive? Cheezus... on Tampa Police Give Up On Face Recognition Cameras · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should have put CowboyNeal in front of a camera. At least they would have one positive ID... ("hey, that's the f***er who stole all those pizza's and portables last week")

  3. Easy- get a cow! on Anticipating Earthquakes · · Score: 1, Funny
    Predicting earthquakes is very simple. Buy yourself a cow - if it gets nervous, get the hell out of town!

    Note that there might be some practical considerations having a cow in, say, L.A.

  4. Brain DNA... this solves the femme fatale problem on Chimera Twins Story · · Score: 1
    I think my gorgious wife must have double DNA.

    Apparently the brain got the bad half (thank god she can't read my /. log)

  5. It goes both ways on Techs Discover End Users Aren't So Bright · · Score: 1
    I once was told by a Compaq tech support guy to delete some files - any files! - to see if that helped solving the drive's noise problem. After expressing my sceptisism, he made a strong case that freeing some space would make the drive work less intensely.

    I didn't follow the advice. But my beloved mother would.

  6. Camera guy on Kazaa CEO vs. Hilary Rosen · · Score: 1
    In case you didn't notice: The camera man was the guy who shot NYPD Blue.

    He still has a problem with spasms, it seems.

  7. What's the fuzz about? on MSI's Home Theatre PC Reviewed · · Score: 3, Insightful
    My PC already has all those things. Rebranding, anyone?

    Cheeze.

  8. Neine on German Constitutional Court Blocks Napster Suit · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    They must have confused Napster with Schnapster.

  9. LifeSharers on Ending Organ Donor Shortages? · · Score: 1
    "LifeSharers.com, , an organization working to sign up "preferred donors" who agree to preferentially donate to other LifeSharer members"

    OK. So let's hope they're good organ-izers.

  10. Cowboys online on Youth Spend More Time on Web Than TV · · Score: 1

    Glad thay didn't ask cowboy neal - he would have raised the average abnormally high.

  11. Amputees ahead (!) on U.S. Biometric Passports By Late 2004 · · Score: 1

    Biometrics seems great. But expect the number of amputees to increase (missing thumbs, eyes and - God forbid - heads)

  12. Oh no... on Do It Yourself CD Changer · · Score: 1
    ...the software pirates in Asia just got an easier job.

    Anyway, when it comes to mechanical widgets in computer history, nothing comes close to the IBM "spacebar button" solution.

    The story goes something like this: In the sixties, IBM was running two jobs at night, but between the jobs an operator had to press the spacebar. Apparently, changing the software was impossible due to lost source or something, so this guy came up with an ingenious solution. He mounted an iron arm to a clock with a Lego block on it which would fall down on the spacebar at a given time (don't remember how he did it in detail...)

    Truly high-tech IBM stuff...

  13. Sorry, but on Getting Software Added to Unix Distributions? · · Score: 1
    There are numerous free Unix/Linux packages that do what yours do and much more. It takes a few of minutes downloading these for the relatively few people that are interested in such utilities.

    Sorry, but I can't see why would a limited package like "num-utils" would be of any interest.

  14. You are a... on Can .NET Really Scale? · · Score: 1
    ...Java troll, I suspect. Fact is, .NET is superior to Java, portability aside.

    "Does anyone have first hand experience with scaling .NET to support 100+ concurrent requests on a decent 2-4 CPU box with web services?"

    Yes. While your numbers lack unit, supporting 100+ concurrent request is no problem at all. Compared to, say EJB's on top of JDBC, scaling with .NET over ADO is a breeze, given a good db schema and a good topology. Architecture is key - learn it.

  15. OK on SOHO Is Back · · Score: 4, Funny

    SOHO - Semi Operational Heliospheric Observatory. Sick of it.

  16. Re:TRON on a PC on TRON: The Unknown Open-Source? · · Score: 1

    I'm sure he's running both TRON and tron.

  17. Performance on OpenOffice 1.1 RC 1 Released · · Score: 1

    Nice, but performance is still terrible with large documents. And yes, I have a fast computer.

  18. But... on How to Jam a Worldwide Satellite TV Broadcast · · Score: 1

    ...can I jam spesific broadcasts, such as, say... "Good Morning, Miami"?

  19. Phreky on Rheingold Preaches Mob-Logging · · Score: 2, Funny
    I see a new "profession" coming out of this telco/it combo: phreakers doing hacking.

    I propose calling'em "phrakers".

  20. He, he on Hubble Catches Some Cosmic Fireworks · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think watching fireworks on 4'th of july is usual ONLY in the U.S. Turn your eyes away from that belly and get real.

  21. Argggh on Review of T3: Rise of the Machines · · Score: 1
    Loved T1 and T2, but this one is just a piece of CGI crap.

    And to Mr. Big Shot Reviewer: the skeleton scene was not in T1...

  22. OK on High Speed Travelator · · Score: 1
    "But new users also appear every day, and a small proportion promptly fall and hurt themselves. "

    Ehem. This excludes the possibility of highway-speed travelators, now doesn't it?

  23. I HATE to say, but... on Contiki on Ethernut · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...image a Beowulf cluster of these!

    Beonuts!

  24. E.E.E.T. on China Accelerates Mars Program · · Score: 0, Troll
    Before long, Mars will be populated with tiny yellow men and a bunch of chicken.

    Any E.T's travelling by Mars the next 40 years will be laughing their ass off.

  25. Me too on He Blows Things Up So You Don't Have To · · Score: 1
    I had a similar "job" when I was a kid and putting stuff in the microwave was my favorite.

    An exploding bottle of coke unfortunately prompted my father to end the experiments.