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  1. Corn Warning on Can Software Kill? · · Score: 1
    Yeah, haven't you ever heard of a killer app?

  2. Sanford has been making these for years on New HP Drive Lets You Burn Your Own Label · · Score: 1

    They're called sharpies and you can get them for less than a dollar.

  3. Re:Gay in the fifth grade sense on Appleseed World Preview Minireview · · Score: 1

    The Gaytrix! Thats so funny, because homosexuality is so lame and so is the Matrix!
    Personally I would call it the Dorktrix... or maybe "Slashdork."

  4. Re:The thing about nerds: on Appleseed World Preview Minireview · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Troll? Nerds are a stereotype. Some people fit that stereotype. Some nerds have no interpersonal skills and bitch about weird ass shit as they review things. Right on. With posters like you, who needs enemas?

  5. Re:If he's got plasma... on Suggestions for a DVD Video on Demand System? · · Score: 1
    "How many monkey butlers will we have?"

    "One at first, but he'll train more"

  6. Re:Hardware *Debugging*? on Debugging · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Get off it. I can't think of a single reason why someone can't "debug" hardware or anything else for that matter. The origin of the word comes from a troubleshooting situation anyways. Why should someone be able to debug a relational database but not a relationship?

  7. Re:Correlation is not causation on Chicago Police Force Wins CIO Magazine Award · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm a Chicagoan through and through. IMHO, the drops in crime were most likely from Gentrification rather than increased technology.

    As much as I hate the implications however, the crime in this city still centers around the public housing. The CPD has installed cameras on the west side, and this has made a difference in the crime in the area (Before anyone starts freaking out, the cameras are highly visible with blue flashing lights on them. You cannot miss them).

    While the technology is scary in the wrong hands, this can potentially be a very good thing. CPD are harsh when necessary, but realistic. They are not the typical chest-beating, ego-fragile, farces that I have run into in other sections of the Chicago-land. If they have a tool that tells them instantly that I am not a suspected drug dealer or convicted child molester, then they can give me my ticket and let me go. At least there could be some sort of "hard criteria" rather than some judgemental cop pulling me over and hassling me based on how I look (And oh boy, has that happend before)

    In the wrong hands the technology is obviously a potential risk. I can just imagine a coupla dirty pigs (not the sane kind) scanning liscense plates and running them constantly.

  8. Re:Kill Your TV. No Simpsons? Mmmmm Lame on Cable TV Versus Satellite TV? · · Score: 1

    No Simpsons? No way. Nuff Said.

  9. Re:Whatever on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 1

    I was unaware that there was a 450 Mhz PII. I stand corrected. (The PII 400 was actually my home desktop until last month. I never noticed it was slow until my work desktop got replaced again).

  10. Re:my employer plays Musak on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 1

    Someone in the company decided to play lite rock over the intercom. All the cher, bryan adams, celine dion, and cyndi lauper the world has ever produced. Suprisingly OSHA has no laws against this.

  11. Re:Whatever on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 1

    You have the fastest PII they made.

  12. Re:beg pardon? on Star Trek: Enterprise in Danger of Being Cancelled · · Score: 0
    wait: your question re: what kind of captain risks the ship and crew to save one or 2 people clearly indicates you haven't. :>

    I'm sure you can identify with that one.

  13. Re:What the hell is this? on New Gamepad Designed To Build Muscles? · · Score: 1

    They'll get RSI in their backs and their wrists.

  14. Re:This tantalizes him? on Paranoia · · Score: 1
    Only bright enough to supervise a production line? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Personally I'd rather have a production line supervisor's job. Then I can leave work after the day is done and spend time with my family, rather than working 60~80 hrs a week because of a scheduling "slide." As for the interest it creates as a protagonist, that is left up to the indivdual.

    As for cereal box reading you are missing out. Try some shampoo bottles as well.

  15. Obviously on The Uncertain Promise of Utility Computing · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...they are talking about differential operating systems. Operating systems that write operating systems for specific needs.

    I have no idea what I just said.

  16. Re:I'll pass on Matrix-Style Brain Interface Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    So we'll have an army of quadriplegics and the blind? Awesome.

  17. Re:screw the matrix on Matrix-Style Brain Interface Closer To Reality · · Score: 1
    How many remote controlled monkeys?

    One at first, but he'll train more.

  18. Dewey Defeats Everquest! on Social Side-Effects Of Internet Use · · Score: 2, Funny
    Obviously if they can't interview evercrack addicts because they are stuck in a timesink, their opinions can't be included in any statistic.

  19. Re:Time and money. on Exxon And Timex Release The Speedpass watch · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry, I was kind of doing a free association, drawing on things I said and things that I was thinking.

    I'm assuming that carrying a radio money exchange device in your wrist would make a culture already preoccupied with money, even more preoccupied. Additionally, a wrist-wallet would be connected to personal information and could probably be used to determine socioeconomic status (eroding of personal privacies assumed). Then I was drawing on peoples recent activity of discarding reason for sense of security and I was imagining private living/commerce groups (private militia, that sort of thing). Then I was imagining that people with lots of money would be less likely to want and hence less likely to commit acts of terrorism or at the very least boorish behaviour by vulgar people (such as peeing in public, nosepicking, correcting people's grammar in posts, etc.). Hence, a radio tag tied to socio-economic identification could be a building block for wealth discrimination.

    I would classify my statement less along the line of stupid and more along the lines of pointless, but there is no accounting for taste (or reasoning).

    "Don't get too close to my Fantasy" - Ween

  20. Re:It's nice, but on Exxon And Timex Release The Speedpass watch · · Score: 1

    Look, you really shouldn't have converted all of your gas stations and McDonalds to Ogg Vorbis format. What's the point of using a superior format if no one is going to commercially support it. Besides, McChicken Nuggets taste better encoded in AAC.

  21. Time and money. on Exxon And Timex Release The Speedpass watch · · Score: 4, Interesting
    One of my friends and I were theorizing a money system where your total cost of existance (rent, food, hookers) was summed up and divided by a cost per second. I forget the exact numbers but somewhere around the poverty level is around 3 cents a minute. We were horrified at the implications and applications. (You can only enter The Demiplex Residencies of the New United Anglophyles if you have a time money index of 20 cents a minute or higher).

    It's kind of cool (not really) how when we were little we saw visions of distopia and laughed. Now we see the building blocks being built before our eyes.

    I sure hope they build tinfoil hats with "speedpasses" so I don't have to take mine off to get a cheeseburger.

  22. Re:Word twisting on Hitchhiker's Guide Film Reports · · Score: 1
    >> It was one of those annoying "adventure" games where you have to try 6000 different bizarre things before you stumble across the one that lets you advance the story, because the programmers never bothered to account for the obvious solutions.

    I'll take an "adventure" text parser game over any game on the xbox or pc hands down.

  23. Re:A Public Relations Dumb-Ass on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite part is that he said that they are of a Hispanic nature . They could be African, European, Asian, Antarctican, but damn it. There's something terribly hispanic about these damn pirates.

  24. Re:Can they really do this? on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 1
    Aside from the authority that force offers on its own.

  25. Re:An article on "Deconstructing Deconstructionism on Engineer Deconstructs Literary Criticism · · Score: 1

    PS I protect my above rant from spelling or grammatical attacks because that damn "submit" button keeps looking more and more like "preview"