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  1. For short, we'll call it... on The RIAA's Halloween Tricks · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The A.Hole bill.

  2. This Just In... on Microsoft Thinks Africa Doesn't Need Free Software · · Score: 1

    Africa Thinks Africa Doesn't Give A Crap What Microsoft Thinks.

  3. Re:Environmental Impact? Please... on Sonic Torpedo Defense · · Score: 1
    1. It's been a while. With this new system, it'll be even longer before one is hit.

    2. Of course it would be tested frequently.

    3. This would be a high-frequency sound wave - they tend to dissipate over a much shorter range than low-frequency waves do, so the only deafness would be caused by whales already stupid enough to be swimming near a massive boat (and that were not already scared away by the screaming noise of the torpedo prop).

    The issue, which you do not understand, with low-frequency radar and long-range sonar tests, is that they are so nonlocal that they damage whales in an enormous radius. The high-frequency sonar required to detonate a torpedo would have a very small area of intensity - furthermore, the waves would be directional, so they'd focus on the area of the torpedo and be far less coherent (concentrated) elsewhere.

  4. Environmental Impact? Please... on Sonic Torpedo Defense · · Score: 5, Funny
    When asked about the possible ecological effects on marine life the military had no comment.

    Oh, right. Because we would *hate* to have a loud noise in the ocean instead of thousands of gallons of fuel oil or a ruptured nuclear reactor from a sunk ship.

    Brought to you by the same retards who nixed nuclear power for environmental reasons, forcing the country to depend on burning coal.

  5. Re:Proof of inflated reviews on Review: Dragonshard · · Score: 1

    Name a game on any review site with a score less than 5. They're few and far between. So... inflated compared to what, exactly?

  6. Re:Proof of inflated reviews on Review: Dragonshard · · Score: 0
    Proof of inflated reviews

    Yes, your opinion certainly does constitute "proof". Q.E.Freaking.D.

  7. Legs with wheels on Korea To Build Front-line Combat Robot · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...sounds just like an insect to me.

  8. Re:The "C word" is the dead giveaway on World of Warcraft Interview "Responses" · · Score: 1

    The "C word"? Do you mean Cockmaster?

  9. Um, duh, redux on NASA's New Shuttle · · Score: 1
    Obviously it means 1/10th as many deaths per N usages.

    That's obvious? I'd think that it'd be far more obviously 1/10th as many mission failures. Any statistic regarding deaths would vary according to the number of people on the flight, which changes per mission on the Shuttle, thus making your "obvious" conclusion anything but.

  10. Brought to you by... on IGN Purchased By News Corp. · · Score: 3, Informative
    ...the folks who reviewed Master of Orion III - a game that was so poorly done that you could literally start a new game, then do nothing but hit "End Turn" about 500 times, and win the game...

    They gave it 9.2 out of 10, including a subscore of 9.4 for "lasting appeal". Nice work, morons.

  11. Another quantum chip *ruined* on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Do *NOT* observe the quantum chips. That totally ruins them.

  12. Mod article author down! on Five Reasons Not to Use Linux · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thought the jokes in that article were utterly predictable, thoroughly overused/recycled, and just not all that funny in the first place? Seems very much like the author mailed that one in.

  13. Re:Obviously, we *are* more intelligent on Report Claims Men More Intelligent Than Women · · Score: 1

    You grew up around women?!? I've never heard of such a thing. How did that happen?

  14. Inconsistencies between card game and online on World of Warcraft Card Game Coming Soon · · Score: 3, Funny

    How the hell do they plan to implement lag and downtime into a card game? This game will be nothing like WoW.

  15. Re:Common problem on Ask Questions of the World of Warcraft Team · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, I pay $13/month for an MMO game and I expect to be interact with these game developers routinely.

    You can't be serious. Developers are not paid to interact with customers in anything but the tiniest of shops. It's a waste of developer time. Complain about the community liaisons and the intra-company communications at Blizzard all you want, but don't claim that interacting with the developers is anything close to a reasonable expectation.

  16. Re:Swings and Roundabouts on US Copyright Office Considering MSIE-only website · · Score: 2, Funny
    Write an intelligent and well-informed comment to:

    You must be new here...

  17. No, I swear it's true on Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered · · Score: 1

    I was out of town...

  18. Re:How many people you said you talked to? on Return of Text-Based Games? · · Score: 1
    How can this become an article is slashdot?

    You moron.

  19. Wait a second... on Owner of the Word Stealth 'Protecting' Rights · · Score: 1
    "Just when you thought ownership of intellectual property couldn't get any more absurd..."

    Who, exactly, thought that things had already gotten as absurd as they could get? Are you... new here?

  20. Re:faster, how? on Rail Guns Closer to Reality · · Score: 1
    Faster, measured against what frame of reference?

    Don't pretend to be clever when you're not. Obviously it is against the frame of reference in which the firing device exists, in the case of the gun, and against the frame of reference of the sun (or even the frame of reference of the motion of the center of gravity of the solar system, to be a complete pedant), in the case of earth.

    Mod parent down. Insightful != dumb.

  21. Re:"When" they break up? on Black Boxes for Spacecrafts · · Score: 1

    When did NASA hire Yoko Ono?

  22. Re:Free software on Freeciv-2.0.0 Stable Released · · Score: 1

    Great Googly Mooglies! How the heck are we supposed to undercut FreeCiv's price? Tarnation! Business Plan: FOILED!

  23. Wow. on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The jokes didn't even start all that funny, and here we have evidence of downward comic pressure.

  24. Re:Now, be fair... on In Space No One Can Hear You Sigh · · Score: 1

    My thanks to the mod who posted "overrated" on the parent (Score:1) post that had no other ratings. Gimp.

  25. Now, be fair... on In Space No One Can Hear You Sigh · · Score: 1, Funny

    I actually *liked* Dungeon Crawl 457... I thought it had a really good plot, and excellent pacing. The bit with the drow elves and the itching powder was brilliant! Or was that 458...?