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  1. Re:doesn't want competition? on Analysis Of Symantec's Stance On Censorship · · Score: 1

    Schwarz? Is that you? I didn't know you were a visitor to /.

  2. Re:Does cybersquatting still work? on VeriSign Sued Over SiteFinder Service · · Score: 1

    You could always register it as www.studquotes.com :)

  3. Re:Cats, Dogs, OT. on Verisign Typosquatter Explorer · · Score: 1

    Counter-Observe:

    Cat 1: What happen?
    Cat 2: Someone set up us the bomb
    Cat 3: We get signal
    Cat 1: What!
    Cat 3: Main screen turn on.

    Cat 1: It's you!!
    Dogs: How are you gentlemen!!
    Dogs: All your base are belong to us
    Dogs: You are on the way to destruction

    Cat 1: What you say?
    Dogs: You have no chance to survive make your time
    Dogs: Ha ha ha ....
    Cat 3: Captain!!

    Cat 1: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
    Cat 1: Move 'ZIG'.
    Cat 1: For great justice.

    ---

    Dogs 1 : Cats 1

  4. Re:UK knows speed? Princess Diana's death? on Microsoft Money Leads To Street-Legal Porsche 959s · · Score: 1

    You would have to admit the element of speed helped contribute to Princess Di's death. If she was in a car that had a regulated speed chances are she would still be alive.

    If she had been wearing a seatbelt then she may have survived like the guy in the front seat instead of being turned into a pancake from the sudden stop. Stupid woman.

  5. Re:Why? on Windows 95 in 4.47MB · · Score: 5, Informative

    Because we can... why else?

    I think this is pretty cool. Next challenge for them, WinXP under 1 gig :)

  6. Re:Put into perspective on Gateway Portable MP3 Player · · Score: 1

    2 things:
    1. Anyone who labels themselves an audiophile is usually a wanker...
    2. You call yourself an audiophile (see point 1), yet you still listen to MP3s. The compression makes them sound better to you, right? Most of my ripped albums are in the region of 90-95 megs, it would be impossible to fit 3 of them into 256 megs, let alone alone adding a few big audiobooks as well.

    If you are looking for a very portable player that lasts for ages on it's batteries this is an ok choice. Add in the crappy bud earphones and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a 128 kbps and 192 kbps MP3 anyway...

  7. Re:Only marginally helpfull on The Thermal Paste Revolution · · Score: 1

    Then you need chips like the Terminator's. Multiple little blocks allow air flow between them. :)

    Back to my fantasy world...

  8. Re:Market Demand on DVD Player With DVI Output · · Score: 1

    Hey fuckwit, there are some of us not in the US and many DVDs have never been released in other regions. Primary example, the old Disney movie 'Something Wicked This Way Comes', unable to get in anything other than region 1 the last time I checked. I could be wrong now though...

    USA != World

    Tosser...

  9. Re:ALL aluminum, hello... on Hardware-Based Commute-Map Gadget · · Score: 1

    He did say Land Rover, not Range Rover. Different vehicle.

  10. Re:Reviews are useless on Star Wars Galaxies Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Telstra in Australia does...

  11. Re:No problem... on NEC Unveils Methanol-Fueled Laptop · · Score: 1

    So many buildings... So few pilots...

  12. Re:Cluster: Ooooh, shiny.... on New G5 Power Macs "Fastest Desktop In The World" · · Score: 1

    Funny sig. Nice and subtle...

  13. Re:wow on Tiny Sites Aren't Small Potatoes · · Score: 1

    Stating the obvious, reminds me of a brilliant piece of comedy...

    Television Host (Graham Chapman): Good evening. Tonight - dinosaurs. I have here sitting in the studio next to me an elk. Aaagghhhh! Oh, I'm sorry, Anne Elk, Mrs Anne Elk.
    Miss Elk (John Cleese, as a very prim lady): Miss.
    Host: Miss Anne Elk, who is an expert on the...
    Elk: No, no, no, Anne Elk.
    Host: What?
    Elk: Anne Elk, not Anne Expert.
    Host: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert...
    Elk: Oh!
    Host: ...on elks - I'm sorry, on dinosaurs.
    Elk: Yes, I certainly am, Chris, how very true, my word yes!
    Host: Now, Miss Elk - Anne - you have a new theory about the brontosaurus.
    Elk: Could I just say, Chris, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?
    Host: Er... exactly. What is it?
    Elk: Where?
    Host: No, no, no. What is your theory?
    Elk: Oh, what is my theory?
    Host: Yes.
    Elk: Oh what is my theory, that it is. Yes, well you may well ask, what is my theory.
    Host: (slightly impatient) I am asking.
    Elk: And well you may. Yes my word you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine-- ...is mine.
    Host: (more impatient) I know it's yours. What is it?
    Elk: Where? Oh, what is my theory?
    Host: Yes!
    Elk: Oh, my theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. (Coughs) Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
    Host: Oh God.
    Elk: Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. [Impatient noises from Host] The Theory, by A. Elk. That's A for Anne, it's not by a elk.
    Host: Right....
    Elk: This theory which belongs to me is as follows. Ahem. Ahem. This is how it goes. Ahem. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ahem. Ready?
    (Host moans)
    Elk: The Theory by A. Elk brackets Miss brackets. My theory is along the following lines.
    Host: Oh God.
    Elk: All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.
    Host: That's it, is it?
    Elk: Right, Chris.
    Host: Well, Anne, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail on the head.
    Elk: And it's mine.
    Host: (ironical) Thank you for coming along to the studio.
    Elk: My pleasure, Chris.
    Host: Er...Britain's newest wasp farm...
    Elk: It's been a lot of fun.
    Host: ...opened last week...
    Elk: Saying what my theory is.
    Host: Yes, thank you.
    Elk: And whose it is.
    Host: Yes. ...opened last week...
    Elk: I have another theory.
    Host: Not today, thank you.
    Elk: My theory number two, which is the second theory that I have. Ahem! This theory...
    Host: Oh look...shut up!
    Elk: ...is what I am about to say...
    Host: Oh please shut up!
    Elk: ...which, with what I have said, are the two theories that are mine and belong to me.
    Host: Look, if you don't shut up I shall shoot you.
    Elk: Ahem! My brace of theories, which I possess the ownership of, which belongs to me...
    (BANG!)
    (Pause)
    Elk: Ahem. The Theory the Second by Anne...
    (MACHINE GUN FIRE)

  14. Re:How come there are modern and non modern Human? on Oldest Modern Humans Found · · Score: 1

    I like how you said 'most slashdot readers'. Where do the others fit in? homo-dickus

  15. Re:Patches…Oh Patches on Yet Another Windows Worm · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you truly want to be worm-free, the same advice goes for all E-mail clients: Be well-informed, and update often.

    Or don't connect to the internet... Some people forget that it is a real option, maybe not for slashdotters though :)

  16. Re:Of course they're letting home users have it on MS Tweaks Ill-Received Licensing Plan · · Score: 1

    I would be more than happy to pay $150 so I didn't have to use WordPerfect. The bonus is you get Excel too.

  17. Re:I lay the blame on the pirates on MS Tweaks Ill-Received Licensing Plan · · Score: 1

    "Hard-lock" or dongle as it is known to the rest of us...

  18. Re:The Future of Australian Money on Counterfeiting With High Resolution Inkjets · · Score: 1

    The fact that the Aussie dollar has been gaining against other currencies (mainly the US$) lately has been lost on you, hasn't it?

    The AU$ has increased in value by 20% in the last 12 months or so.

  19. Re:Lithium - - hooptie on SGI Announces Restructuring, Cuts 400 Jobs · · Score: 1

    That book of his is going to be a great read with the grammar/spelling he uses...

  20. Re:This is NOT a drive! on Wristwatch USB Drive · · Score: 1

    Performing a query for 'drive' on reference.com, I found the following definition:

    Computer Science. A device that reads data from and often writes data onto a storage medium, such as a floppy disk.

    I would say this watch qualifies as a drive.

    Quit holding onto those archaic ideas :)

  21. Re:tim the tool man taylors dream come true. on Power Tool Drag Races · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was Tim drunk while driving?

  22. Re:Christ.... on The Gospel According to Neo · · Score: 1

    My favorite : "You are not your fucking Khakis!"

  23. Re:I remember saturday mornings on The Disappearance of Saturday Morning · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm, the crush I had on those *Saved By the Bell* gals when I was a kid...

    That didn't happen to be Tiffany Amber Thiessen, did it?

  24. Re:apple records on Slashback: Folding, Cursing, Exporting · · Score: 1

    I did... damn father and his beatles records...

  25. Re:Amazon on Acadia Streaming Patent Contested · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This is a travesty to the legal system," complains E. Michael "Spike" Goldberg, chief executive officer of the company that owns HomeGrownVideo.com, a site featuring amateurs performing various sex acts in their homes and other creative locales. "They've made a business model out of a loophole," he says of the broadness of Acacia's patent claim. "It's like they're trying to patent breathing."

    Acacia may have tried to patent breathing, but the /. crowd got there first...