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  1. A start on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A nice start, but I want Calvin and Hobbes back. :-)

  2. Re:Linux on Universities Taken Offline to Fight Worms, Viruses · · Score: 1

    Going by memory here, but I think it's kb823980scan.exe.

    Here's the link

  3. Re:Linux on Universities Taken Offline to Fight Worms, Viruses · · Score: 1

    First: I didn't read the entire article. That being said, on my network I used a free tool from MS that scanned all ip addresses on the subnet and it told me which PCs were vulnerable and which were not by ip address. If you are using linux and they are using this free tool from MS, then they will get a "connection refused" message when they scan your PC and you should be allowed on the main network.

  4. Re:Devout Mormon??? on SCO Roundup · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a typo - he's a devout MORON.

  5. Re:A good thing on GPL in Court - Good or Bad? · · Score: 1

    That will work, too. :-)

  6. A good thing on GPL in Court - Good or Bad? · · Score: 1, Redundant

    This may be the vetting linux needs to have complete acceptence.

  7. Re:I Hope SCO wins on that GPL thing on IBM Points Out SCO's GPL Software Distribution · · Score: 1

    If my few hundred lines of code is worth 3 BILLION dollars, I would think I would notice them. :-)

  8. Re:I Hope SCO wins on that GPL thing on IBM Points Out SCO's GPL Software Distribution · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How could they claim they did not know their code was in it when the source is viewable? I can hear the judge and jury laughing even now.

  9. Re:As long as we're going to keep talking about th on Skeptical Reactions To SCO From Around The Globe · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO is properly pronounced "scum."

  10. Re:Dollar Billionaire? on TRON: The Unknown Open-Source? · · Score: 1

    You would be worth that much in cash, not stocks you would have to liquify.

  11. Re:Exactly what constitutes a SCO customer on Culture Clash: SCO, OpenLinux, Linus And The GPL · · Score: 1

    If done, it would be the largest DDOS attack in the history of Linux. ;-)

  12. Backup copies? on More Incompatible DVDs and CDs Coming Your Way · · Score: 1

    OK, I buy a cd - or license one, evidently. Why can't I make a copy to play and one for my truck and keep the original safe in its jewel case? How long before this is cracked anyway?

  13. Re:Another URL on SCO Terminates IBM's Unix License · · Score: 1

    Remember, in SCOspeak, "strategic partner" translates to "defendant in civil suit."

  14. Re:Another URL on SCO Terminates IBM's Unix License · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn, my RS/6000 just stopped working today. Oh wait, no it didn't. Tough luck, Darl. Your back is going to snap like the shell of a cockroach getting crushed when IBM gets done with you. You'll be *begging* to be used as currency in the prison cigarette trade before this is over.

  15. Re:Do-Not-Mail on FTC Moves up "Do Not Call" List Registration · · Score: 1

    Alas, poor Hans let Iraq develop its nuclear weapons program right under his nose the first time he was in charge of non-proliferation over there. Helen Keller would be a better choice.

  16. Re:Not always the softwares fault: on Why Do Computers Still Crash? · · Score: 1

    And no matter how perfect your program is, it's not going to survive a two year old stuffing pennies into the back of the power supply.

    neither will the two year old. :-)

  17. Missing Manual For Dummies :-) on Mac OS X: The Missing Manual (Second Edition) · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got this when I got my imac - since I'd only used Windows for personal computing, I wasn't used to doing things the Mac Way. Well, the OSX way - I guess there are differences. It's a great book, but weak on command line stuff and not all that funny. I don't know why people who write manuals bother trying to be funny: it's almost never pulled off and is usually distracting.

    I'd recommend it to anyone who is switching from Windows - Mac (OSX) stuff isn't intuitive if you're used to doing things One Microsoft Way.

  18. Re:Just Let Me Do My Job on Improving Company Morale? · · Score: 1

    Sorta like an imac, only bigger. ;-)

  19. Just Let Me Do My Job on Improving Company Morale? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Memo to management:
    1. I want to be left alone to do my job. No OSHA training (I can use a fire extinguisher without any explanation from the "Risk Manager," thank you), no safety training (I could not care less about the MSDS sheets - I'm in an office, for God's sake), no sexual harassment/sensitivity training and no drug awareness in the workplace meetings. Do not waste my time on bullshit meetings/classes that have nothing to do with my job.
    2. I come in early, work late and work on weekends. If you see me leaving or arriving outside of my scheduled hours, don't worry about it: you're way ahead on the deal.
    3. If I can only use my email or web connection for business use, fine: quit allowing people to send broadcast emails about Relay for Life, Blood Drives and Girl Scout Cookies. Either it's for business, or it isn't. Don't allow other people to clutter up my mailbox for "good causes" if I can't send/receive jokes.
    4. I am low maintenance, but is it too much to ask that you *not* turn off the fucking hot water heaters and ac units to save money at 4:00 pm every day? Some of us work outside normal hours.
    5. If one of my cow-orkers misbehaves, I expect that he be punished. I do not expect that new policies be put in place that have the effect of punishing those of use who did not cause the problem to begin with.
    6. Don't lie to me. I'm a big boy, I can handle the truth.
    7. Don't get mad at me when I tell the truth.

  20. Re:The Real Problem Is... on Negative Effects of Workplace Net Monitoring · · Score: 1

    Our HR director is a lawyer, and had no HR experience. This director is more concerned with not getting employee lawsuits than actual productivity. Sort of a living example of "if your only tool is a hammer, all of your problems become nails". You may joke about the books, but we do have a "no unauthorized calenders" rule. The book thing is only a matter of one person being stupid enough to bring one in and getting noticed.

  21. The Real Problem Is... on Negative Effects of Workplace Net Monitoring · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm the guy stuck monitoring web usage where I work. We try to be reasonable, but it only takes one idiot to bring the world down on everyone. Our HR dept tells us we really can't handle issues on a case-by-case basis: we have to have a blanket policy that (in theory) applies to everyone. So the guy who does (or wants to do) a little banking from work is punished because some moron won't quit trying to get to pornobabes.com. As bad as it was when it was "no personal use of the internet," it became worse when we tried a "limited personal use of the internet" policy. We have met the enemy, and it is us....

  22. Publishing in the future on Ask Internet Expert Dave Barry · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Can you forsee a day where you as an established columnist will publish all of your books and columns via your own web page and not via creator's syndicate (or whoever you use)?

  23. Re:That is a crying shame on IBM Calls Linux "Logical Successor" To AIX · · Score: 1

    I agree with you that AIX is ahead of linux - and a lot of other flavors of unix. I'm hoping that IBM will use that same talent that makes AIX so good and improve linux for everyone.

  24. Re:Uhhhh on Gibson to Embed Guitars with Ethernet · · Score: 5, Funny

    This one's special: it goes to 101Mbs....

    - Nigel Tufnell

  25. Re:I don't care how annoying/offensive someone is. on Web Site Sues Annoying Pest Troll · · Score: 1

    I don't see this as being any different than spamming. He was asked to leave, he kept coming back under different names. He's using other people's resources not only without their permission, but in defiance of their stated wishes.