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  1. Re:Pick me! on Localized Tech Support Outsourcing? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ich bin besser. Ich spreche fast sehr gut!

  2. MY solution on Rectifying Social Security Identity Theft? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, my advice, first and foremost, and the most important thing is you have to watch your breathing. That is critical to shot follow through. I would recommend the prone position as it allows the firearm of your choice to be equally balenced, as well as providing enough room to breathe without interupting the accuracy of the shot. When you have aquired your target, gently squeeze the trigger, as if you pull it too hard, your firearm will move too drasticly and you will miss the target. I do recommend you go for accuracy, over grouping, unless you want to merely startle them, then grouping would be okay. If you take my advice, not just for this sort of thing, but for everything, I can almost garuntee you will have the upperhand in most situations. Good luck, Schnits0r

  3. I call bullshit on The Myth Of The 100-Year CD-Rom · · Score: 1

    This article inspired me to listen to my second oldest burned CD (the first burned CD was a generic no name brand that had punctures in the data surface). It was a 74 minute memorex CD. Anyways, this CD dates back to my first CD burner (1999). I dug it out from the bottom of a spindle of CDs that were to be eventually thrown out. So after dusting it off, I threw it in to my DVD player, and it's playing right now, Semisonic and Bloodhound Gang and such, still fine, as the day I burned it. So from my experience, I'd say this is horse shit, or you buy really crappy CDs.

  4. OKay then on One Third of Email Now Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then who is getting the other 66.6% of my email?

  5. Duh on What's Your Browser Start Page? · · Score: 1

    The most sensible site, Slashdot. If you don't know the URL, it's www.slashdot.org ;)

  6. DOS Attacks on An Anti-DoS Tool That Returns Fire · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Jeez, I know we are pretty prolinux, but do we have to be Anti-DOS jsut because it's a miscrosoft product? ;)

  7. Hope on 'Brain Pacemakers' Being Tested · · Score: 1

    So there *IS* hope for my exgirlfriend to get a working funcitonal brain?

  8. Good! on Atari 2600 Joystick To USB Adapter Announced · · Score: 3, Funny

    MAybe then I could finally beat ET: The Extraterrestrial on my emulator, as I failed miserably in the first go-around.

  9. Where do you live? on Summer Businesses for High School Students? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I beleive if you live in certain places, they pay you for donating sperm. My summer job when I was a teen, was more like summer volunteer work.

  10. Yes they are on Are Modern Games Too Easy? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Modern games, Like mario bros can be beaten in only a few minutes of playing, back in my day we had simpler games that would take HOURS and HOURS and yu still woulnd't beat it. I mean, ET: The Extraterestrial for Atari 2600 only had 6 different screens, but I don't tihnk anyone has ever beaten it.

  11. SCO on Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I hate to say "I told ya so" but well...I told you so!

  12. Re:Only so much carbon... on Space Burial · · Score: 1

    He means "The average Slashdotter"

  13. Coworkers on Thick Skull a Survival Trait · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that means my coworkers have a higher survival rate?

    Someone had to say it, It might as well have been me.

  14. Women over 40 online on Women Over 40 Biggest Online Gamers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tinhk you misunderstood what they mean by "biggest".

  15. Re:It's about time! on California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms · · Score: 1

    Yea, now it's done with slashdot karma ;)

  16. Re:Not just IE on Microsoft Advises to Type in URLs Rather than Click · · Score: 1

    And Lynx :P

  17. I don't know on How Well are Your Servers Handling MyDoom? · · Score: 1

    I think you should ask SCO about theirs. :)

  18. Re:It's like watching children fight on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 1

    I'd pay 699$ to see that!

  19. ET: The extraterrtestrial for atari 2600 on Neglected Classic Games That Deserve Remakes? · · Score: 1

    ET: The extraterrtestrial for atari 2600 would make a good rerelease. It would certainly weed out all the ADD kids who need their guns and violence fix. I mean, how many can tolerate that game enough to find all the peices of the telephone.

    Jsut as I thought

  20. Re:Boxes. on Buying Boxed Games - Important To The Gaming Experience? · · Score: 1

    As a matter of fact, yes I have.

  21. Boxes. on Buying Boxed Games - Important To The Gaming Experience? · · Score: 1

    He likes the boxes because he has been trained to want the boxes. It's about possession. You want more then jsut some receipt to say what you have. Thats why people still carry cash around. They want more assurence, then jsut some faceless machine telling them what they have.

    It's like the hunter and gatherer thing. We collect coins or stamps. Things that we don't need in our life, but if something happens that they are damaged, we make a big issue about it. The things we own, end up owning us.

    But what can I say? I sitll have the original 1989 Ninja Turtles action figures.

  22. Pictures on How Spirit Takes Pictures · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno, That would suck if all Spirit's pictures had a finger in the bottom corner of them like all mine do.

  23. What? on Your Favorite Net.Art? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No one has said Goatse was art yet? Not even the trolls? Things are really changing.

  24. Most obvious product placement on A Place For Product Placement In Games? · · Score: 1

    Reases Peices in ET: The Extra terrestrial for Atari 2600

  25. Re:Not _quite_ product placement but... on A Place For Product Placement In Games? · · Score: 1

    Actually, NIN did the music for quake one, therefore they have the product placement.