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  1. I know what it says! on Stonehenge Discovery using 3D Laser Scanning · · Score: 1

    Remember...to...drink...your...Ovaltine...

    "It's a crummy commercial....Son of a bitch!"

  2. How many.. on Internet Speed Record Broken (Again) · · Score: 1

    Natalie Portman pics can it download in a second?

  3. email it! on Sending Files w/o Sending Clear Passwords? · · Score: 1

    mail server admins LOVE it when you send several hundred megabyte email attachments!

  4. TANK! on China Sends First Taikonaut To Space · · Score: 1

    we could make a "space sea-plane" so it would be able to land back in Hawaii

    Actually, we should make a "space fishing-boat". Then we could call it the "Bebop".

  5. Prior Art? on GIA to use P2P to Avoid Litigaton · · Score: 1

    Instead of storing the data in one place, they plan to distribute it around the internet

    Isn't information distributed around the internet basicly what Usenet is? One can only hope however that this medium won't become saturated with Viagra, Human growth hormone, and "Male enlargement" ads.

  6. I'm not suprised on The Best Frying Pan Ever · · Score: 1

    There's two things I've never gotten used to and that's the smell of burning rubber and screaming women.

    Somehow I doubt that ANY slashdotter has had the opportunity to get used to a woman screaming in ecstacy.

  7. Re:So much for the old adage on Pain of Rejection Scientifically Proven · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Sticks and stones can break my bones..."

    ...but whips and chains excite me!

  8. In the constellation of Gemini? on Scientist Picks a Gem of a Star · · Score: 1

    I'll bet they have two heads.

    They probably look a lot like this guy.

  9. Who cares about the medical benefits of this... on Femtosecond Lasers for Nanosurgery · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I want to know is, can I mount one of these on a sharks head?

  10. Re:The sixth panet on space.com .. NOT! on New Moon System Around Uranus · · Score: 1

    The sixth planet is Saturn. Uranus is the 7th planet.

  11. HEY! on European Moon Mission Ready for Launch · · Score: 1

    Thanks for using up all of the obligitory ./ responses you insensitive clod!

  12. Re:Rubbish on Single-atom Laser Built at Caltech · · Score: 1

    maybe im fed up of scinetific experiments with no purpose until they throw in the critical
    "nanotubes" "space elevators" "quantum computers" "cure for cancer"


    As opposed to any /. posting with the critical "Natalie Portman", "Hot Grits", "In Soviet Russia...", "Beowulf Cluster", or "You insensitive clod!",

  13. To paraphrase... on Gates Embraces Web Service Interoperability · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you can't beat 'em, join em...
    ...then beat 'em.

  14. Re:Lottery on Linus to SCO: 'Please Grow Up' · · Score: 2

    SCO scratch off tickets? Now there's an idea!


    Unfortunately, if you scrach the ticket and get 3 SCO logos, YOU have to pay $699!

    (Only in Soviet Russia does SCO pay YOU!)

  15. One question... on Project Censored 2003 Underreported Stories · · Score: 1

    Does this mean there will be even more stories about SCO on /. now?

  16. Re:Bah on China Blocks Spam Servers · · Score: 1

    Free speech: the right to express one's opinions publicly.

    Talk is cheap! Where's the F R E E V*I*A*G*R*A?

  17. All well and good but... on New AIBO - Meet the ERS-7 · · Score: 1

    Now that it has wireless, will I have to treat my Aibo for worms? (Slammer, Blaster, Welchia, et al)

  18. Re:Hmmmm.... on Data From Infrared Telescope Exceeds Expectations · · Score: 1

    Where are the WMD that are supposed to be in Irac?!

    Next to your spell-checker? ;-)

  19. How much was that? on How Much Does A Cloud Weigh? · · Score: 1

    "The water in the little cloud weighs about 550 tons," she calculates. "Or if you want to convert it to something that might be a little more meaningful ... think of elephants."

    I'm having trouble imagining elephants. How much would a cloud weigh in Volkswagon Beetles?

  20. Observing Mars from Russia? on A Traveler's Guide To Mars · · Score: -1, Troll

    "With all the noise and kerfuffle about Mars recently I thought I should take a look at the Red Planet"

    In Soviet Russia, the Red Planet looks at YOU!

  21. Re:Multiple Universes! on Current Thoughts in String Theory · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now all we have to do is find a way into the 2 dimensional universe!

    It's called "Super Mario World"

  22. Re:I don't see the problem here. on Microsoft Prepares Office Lock-in · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd have to cripple the entire operating system while the document is open.

    Isn't crippling Windows redundant?

  23. Re:Chances likely to change? on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 5, Funny

    Suppose I have rolled 10 six-sided dice

    What for? Save vs. huge-ass rock?

    (My apologies to all the AD&D players out there)

  24. Curious coincidence on SCO Says It Has No Plan To Sue Linux Companies · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that MS has contracted with Akamai to run their domain on some 15,000 servers (ok cache servers, but still...) because of all of the virus attacks.

    I think SCO should stick to their guns. They wouldn't have to sue IBM if they made MS pay the $699 for each server that is hosting their domain. %-)

  25. IT'S NOT FUNNY! on A Gene Causing Dyslexia Found · · Score: 1

    I have dyslexia you insensitive cold!