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  1. Re:I don't understand on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 1

    http://www.google.com/search?q=21+months+in+fortnights

    Oh Google calculator, how would I answer facetious questions without you?

  2. Re:Why would they expect Gates Foundation funding? on Bletchley Park Facing Financial Ruin · · Score: 3, Informative
    Slow down there, tiger! FTFA:

    The Bletchley Park Trust receives no external funding. It has been deemed ineligible for funding by the National Lottery, and turned down by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation because the Microsoft founder will only fund internet-based technology projects. The submitted was merely paraphrasing what was in the article, not necessarily having a "go" at Uncle Bill. I actually appreciated the bit of clarification (I was curious as to why one would think a foundation that seems more concerned with disease and poverty would want to save what amounts to a museum...)
  3. Re:Totally! on Two Totally Unique Star Systems Discovered · · Score: 1

    Nothing "almost" about it-- it's an acronym: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym

    However, it's generally not capitalized, much like radar, laser, scuba, etc...

    And now we return you to your regularly scheduled topic.

  4. Re:Slightly OT: poll suggestion on The Man Who Guards Clinton's Wikipedia Entry · · Score: 1

    [x] George

    What can I say, I like the funkadelic...

  5. Re:Wha?!? on G-Archiver Harvesting Google Mail Passwords · · Score: 1

    (and unless the software has got a built-in ansible, that should be good enough for almost all applications.) What are you talking about? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansible

    You've not been reading your Le Guin or your Card. While this per se won't result in your geek card being pulled, I'm afraid you will be issued demerits... ;)

    Kidding aside, the GP is trying to indicate he believes that his proposed solution is good enough, unless the software has some hitherto unknown communications channel. I believe him to be incorrect, but my opinion is neither here nor there, as I am not an expert in firewalls, packet sniffing, or networks in general.
  6. Re:Link to "picture book" on Jack Thompson Served With Order to Show Cause · · Score: 1

    Wow... just... wow. That was a truly enlightening (and somewhat frightening) insight. If this is honestly how the guy's mind works, any enmity I felt has been replaced by pity.

    Still, one has to wonder if this wasn't calculated move on his part. He knows he's already lost, and is just seeking to solidify his transition into the role of "Jack Thompson: Anti-Gaming Crusader" as opposed to "Jack Thompson: Lawyer Who Sues Game Companies". I suspect the Crusader title commands better appearance fees from sympathetic audiences, as nobody wants to pay a lawyer anything.

  7. Re:You can't make this stuff up. on Vista SP1 Update Locks Out Some Users · · Score: 1

    And thus the descending UID comments begin...

  8. Re:Hmmm... A reputation metric... on Algorithm Rates Trustworthiness of Wikipedia Pages · · Score: 1

    Actually, I believe the correct Smirnoff reversal of your statement would be:

    In Soviet Russia, quotes forgot to put humor in you.

    Damn, did I actually just stoop to the "In Soviet Russia" level? Hot grits and Beowulf clusters, here I come!

  9. Re:fuck you and your made-up words on Is the CD Becoming Obsolete? · · Score: 1

    Er... um... Thanks for the offer, but no thanks. Really!

    http://www.answers.com/psychoacoustics&r=67

  10. Re:Idea!!! on Sci-fi Writers Join War on Terror · · Score: 1

    He did? Well, I'm sure as heck not voting for THAT guy in '08 now!

  11. Re:Yeah, quadruple indirection! on Gates to join Simonyi in Space? · · Score: 1

    My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Bill Gates sign up for the Cosmonaut program last night. I guess he's pretty serious.

  12. Re:Mod this up! on Gates to join Simonyi in Space? · · Score: 1

    You rang?

  13. Re:Aerogel on Low Earth Orbit Junk Yard Nearly Full · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure on the timing, but you can be certain that it's cold enough in space to ensure the gorillas will indeed freeze to death. The lack of oxygen may contribute to this as well...

  14. Re:My plan for IBM on SCO Files To Amend Claims To IBM Case, Again · · Score: 1

    I fear I must point out the fact that you have forgotten the "???" Step.

  15. Re:It doesn't matter on North Korea Air Sample Shows Radiation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now wait just a minute there! I'm darn well prepared to shed a little blood if it assures my access to quality kim chee at reasonable prices, and I don't think I'm alone in that sentiment!

  16. Re:Heh on Hypoallergenic Cats · · Score: 1
  17. Re:Keep it simple on Blue Screen of Death for Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    It seems my own attempt at subtle humor went over like a lead balloon, though it is always fun to goad people with the "real programmers start at zero" schtick... Hilarity, as always, has ensued! ;)

  18. Re:Keep it simple on Blue Screen of Death for Mac OS X · · Score: -1, Troll

    That whooshing sound was an extremely old joke rocketing over your head... Better duck-- the next one might actually hit you! ;)

    BTW, for the record, real programmers start indexing at 0, so there's realy only 01 types of people when the measurement criteria is the understanding (or lack thereof) of binary. You sir/madam are, I believe, of the "not understanding" variety.

    Either that, or you're making an attempt at humor so subtle that it is perhaps sailing right over my head... Entirely possible, but I'm usually one to pick up on subtle humor.

    Smell that? You smell that? Burning karma, son. Nothing in the world smells like that...

  19. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? on Patient Revives After 19 Years By Rewiring Brain · · Score: 4, Funny
    Thatll teach me to use the preview button.


    Apparently the lesson hasn't quite sunk in yet...
  20. Re:Please note... on Patient Revives After 19 Years By Rewiring Brain · · Score: 1

    What?!?! Keanu's got pneumonia? Oh heavens, I hope he gets better-- if he dies, who will we turn to for wooden, lifeless acting?

  21. Quoth The Neo on Mars Rover Upgraded · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... Upgrades!

  22. Re:You Retards! on Duke Nukem Forever Update · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I missed the sarcasm in your post...

    You did realize the Ars post was an April Fool's joke, right?

  23. Re:Amazing! on Continuous Partial Attention · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, try that excuse with your boss when he/she walks in and catchs you on /. Let me know if they buy the increased productivity BS...

    Mine was so pissed the last time, he threatened to pull my network connection and strangle me with it if he ever caught me on /. aga$#%{^&}@ 8^\|^@[%!&%$.NO CARRIER

  24. Re:Just one question: on When A Blogger Meets Public Relations · · Score: 1

    Probably to weed out ACs who completely missed the joke...

  25. Re:USA!!! USA!!! on iPod Takes Japan by Storm · · Score: 1

    Yeah-- what he said!!! (damn me for taking the time to google an article to back up my assertion on the iPod profit margins!) ;)