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Patient Revives After 19 Years By Rewiring Brain

dylanduck writes "A study of the recovery of a man who spent 19 years in a minimally conscious state has revealed the likely cause of his regained consciousness - his brain rewired itself around the injured areas into totally novel structures. It suggests the human brain shows far greater potential for recovery and regeneration then ever suspected." From the article: "There were ... significant changes between scans taken just two months after the recovery, and the most recent, at 18 months. Some of the new pathways had receded again, while others seem to have strengthened and taken over as Wallis continued to improve."

419 comments

  1. I, for one... by Red+Samurai · · Score: 1, Funny

    Welcome our new mutant self-rewiring brained overlord into the future.

    1. Re:I, for one... by joshier · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not funny anymore.

    2. Re:I, for one... by DougLorenz · · Score: 0

      Sure it is... The classics never get old...

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    3. Re:I, for one... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny
      Sure it is... The classics never get old...

      I for one welcome our new classic overlords.
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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    4. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, new classic overlords welcome YOU!

    5. Re:I, for one... by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      Remember Citadel!!!

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      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    6. Re:I, for one... by bobthesloth · · Score: 1

      I approve of this reference.

    7. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it is... The classics never get old... ... except in Korea, where only old classics are funny!

    8. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not funny anymore.

      You mean it was funny at one point? Amazing.

    9. Re:I, for one... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

      We need a name for this recovery process. How about "brain nukem forever"? :)

    10. Re:I, for one... by LiquidAvatar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Welcome! To the world of... tomorrow!

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      -Voltaire
    11. Re:I, for one... by jezreel · · Score: 1

      LOL, no it's not a virus!

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    12. Re:I, for one... by ThePengwin · · Score: 1

      Someone had to do it.. but as an Anonymous Coward?? you have to take pride in what you say!

    13. Re:I, for one... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      They do in Korea.

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    14. Re:I, for one... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those...

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    15. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or 'the future is where you will spend the rest of your live'

    16. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but first they'd have to:

      1) Run Linux
      2) Subscribe to your newsletter
      3) ????
      4) Profit!

    17. Re:I, for one... by Poltras · · Score: 1

      The very first one, lost in the annales of another slashdot...

    18. Re:I, for one... by SausageOfDoom · · Score: 1

      The underpants gnomes look upon you with disgust.

    19. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I and I, welcome our new I for one, not funny anymore overlords.

      Hail Sellasie !

    20. Re:I, for one... by goldenratiophi · · Score: 1

      Fine then! But in Soviet Russia, brain..... oh, never mind.

    21. Re:I, for one... by Admins+ban+this+twat · · Score: 1

      what the fuck? admins, ban this twat

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  2. So, did he get X-ray vision? by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Surprisingly, the circuits look nothing like normal brain anatomy"

    Well, it IS possible! Right?

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    1. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everyone knows you don't get x-ray vision from being in a comma and having your brain rewire itself. You become a physchic who can see the past and present simply by touching people or objects.

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    2. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about if you're in a semi-colon? Or a period?

    3. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by JSchoeck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even though I know you're just joking, here an answer: No, because the high energy of x-rays will damage your body severly. Oh, and of course because x-rays aren't so common unless you actually have a source (or float around in space). So not much to see and if you do those newly gained receptors would be broken pretty soon again. I think. ;)

    4. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by siriuskase · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about if you're in a semi-colon? Or a period?

      If surviving a period makes you better, that would explain women.

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    5. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Meneguzzi · · Score: 1

      I agree with the first reply that his powers will probably be psychic in nature. After all, we all know that to get physical powers you need to be exposed to radiological or biological contamination, which, contrary to mainstream science will not cause you to suffer a more or less slow and painful death. Those prejudiced bigots who call themselves "Scientists"...

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    6. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by john83 · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. Grammatical pedants shoudln't be this funny.

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    7. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by john83 · · Score: 1, Funny
      Mod parent up. Grammatical pedants shoudln't be this funny.
      Bugger. Hartman's Law shouldn't extend to people complimenting the grammar nazi. Thatll teach me to use the preview button.
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    8. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

      Even though I know you know he's just joking... ***WHOOSH!***

    9. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      People with semi-colons will just have to continue using their colostomy bags.

    10. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by BrettJB · · Score: 4, Funny
      Thatll teach me to use the preview button.


      Apparently the lesson hasn't quite sunk in yet...
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    11. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Gorshkov · · Score: 0

      Never trust any creature that bleeds once a month and refuses to die .......

    12. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      If you're going to make a sexist joke, at least don't embarrass yourself by screwing it up. It's supposed to be "bleeds for five days".

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    13. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Gorshkov · · Score: 0, Troll

      You tell your version, and I'll tell mine. geeze, people - get a life.

    14. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Why is it so hard to get a woman off?

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    15. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      his makes sense as a joke.

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    16. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      If surviving a period makes you better, that would explain women.
      :s/better/bitter/
    17. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Mattizzle1 · · Score: 1

      Ohh yeahh, true, true, I knew that ;)

    18. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by thc69 · · Score: 1

      Your version makes no sense. Who _doesn't_ bleed at least once a month, besides the sterotypical pasty-faced nerd? Actually, even they bleed after their insulin injections, once they get diabetes...

      Now, out of this context, if I said:
      "This person has been bleeding for five days!"
      you might think such person should get to a hospital post haste...or you might think that black magic is involved.

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    19. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Pollardito · · Score: 1
      How about if you're in a semi-colon?
      if it's half as bad as being in a colon, i don't want any part of it
    20. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How many real men does it take to change a lightbulb?

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      None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

      Thanks, I'll be here all week (unless my girlfriend fucking kills me...)

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    21. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      Why do they call it "PMS"? ... Because "Mad Cow" was taken.

    22. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by KC7GR · · Score: 1

      "...You become a physchic..."

      Physchic (noun); A Physical fitness trainer who dresses in the very latest 'bleeding edge' fashions.

      So, let me see if I've got this straight. The guy awoke from (probably) a 19-year long dream about winning every spelling bee on the planet, only to discover that he had become... SUPER BODYBUILDER! (with fashion sense, no less).

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      Blue Feather Technologies

  3. Damn typical slashdot stories by zegebbers · · Score: 5, Funny

    it took me about 5 tries before I realised this wasn't about brain patents :(

    1. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by Dial-Up · · Score: 1

      Same here. Sounded like someone was given a last minute extension, or something. Looks like we need to come out of our semi-conscious states too.

    2. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by babbling · · Score: 4, Funny

      Software patients must be stopped.

    3. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, babbling, yes. Very good. You've got the chant down, now you just need to figure out when it's applicable.

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    4. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

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    5. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        But if software patience ends, what'll happen to Hurd? Or DNF?

      SB

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    6. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

      His post was entirely applicable. Hint #1 his post was modded +5 Funny. Hint #2 read the post he was replying to. Hint #3 he did not write what you think he wrote - double check the exact words he wrote.

    7. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh! Remove the 2x4 from your own eye.

    8. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      It's Rokku that must be stopped!

  4. Patent Reviews? by richy+freeway · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Did anyone else read that as Patent Reviews After 19 Years By Rewiring Brain?

    1. Re:Patent Reviews? by corychristison · · Score: 3, Funny

      *looks around*

      *slowly and uneasily raises right hand*

    2. Re:Patent Reviews? by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 1

      Yes. It made no sense at all. I read it like that multiple times thinking "which part did I read wrong?", assuming it was the last.

    3. Re:Patent Reviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. And that shows how much Slashdot has tarnished itself focussing on too many FUD stories.

      This is one of those good news stories that is actualy relevant to those of us who take an interest
      in science and technology, unfortunately they are as rare as pigs eggs.

    4. Re:Patent Reviews? by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      *raises hand also*

      But let's be honest, you'd have to do something like that just to understand patent law, let alone review it.

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    5. Re:Patent Reviews? by KaoticEvil · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who read that completely wrong. It makes no sense whatsoever the way I read it (Brain Patent...)

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    6. Re:Patent Reviews? by Poorcku · · Score: 1

      I did too. Patent = Patient and Phonographic = Pornographic. Try reading "Phonographic Patent". It's very confusing.

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    7. Re:Patent Reviews? by thc69 · · Score: 1
      Patent = Patient and Phonographic = Pornographic. Try reading "Phonographic Patent". It's very confusing.
      I think I've seen "Pornographic Patient"...isn't it a pornofied version of "A Clockwork Orange"?
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  5. Please note... by Homology · · Score: 4, Funny

    that although Slashdot regulars generally are in a "minimally conscious state", for rewiring to occur there must be something to rewire in the first place.

    1. Re:Please note... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Must be this hour of the morning (9am here)

      I should be in my bed sleeping!

      In any case, is amazing how the brain can repair itself and regain funcionality lost. Much better than any other wiring. And to think we only use around 10% of it. What a waste. We need a different file system!!

    2. Re:Please note... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      And to think we only use around 10% of it.

      Absolute myth. Unless you are in management.

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    3. Re:Please note... by Elemenope · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to harsh on you (especially since you wrote in at 9am), but I'd love it if the 'we only use 10% of our brains' meme would die, die, die!!!! already. It's not even superficially true; what is true is that a very large part of the brain structure is used for wiring instead of for information storage, but how would one get a functional device if all it had was memory and no processing circuits? The structure itself, one might imagine, is where the the lower order (and probably some higher order) information processing algorithms are 'stored'; that these structures only take up approximately 90% of the total machine is astonishing.

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    4. Re:Please note... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      Well, if it is like that, then I'm the first to retract on my affirmation. I have no studies in neurology so I just based it on common belief. But I still think there is more into our brain that we aren't using.

    5. Re:Please note... by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      Undoubtedly. Just nowhere near 90%. Like I said, more harshing on the meme than on you. I think (imho, ianad, mlans) that the 'untapped potential' of human brains lies in the the plasticisty and complexity of that 90% that deals with forming the data correlation and calculation algorithms. The existence of savants shows us the tantalizing possibilities in those areas, the periphery of what sorts of wirings are possible in the human brain.

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    6. Re:Please note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It still seems alot of it can be removed,
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemispherectomy

    7. Re:Please note... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the most amazing abilities of the brain is to redirect specific task from one damaged/unexistant part of the brain to another. Lost part of your brain that relates to your speech? No problem, other zone will take over in time, and you'll be able to speak again. But I have my doubts on the vision zone, because is directly connected to eye's nerves. I don't know if that can be fixed.

    8. Re:Please note... by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are referring to an urban legend that is not true. It results from a mis-quotation around the idea that for any one task you use about 10% of your brain - but for a variety of different tasks you use all of it.

      See http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/10percnt.htm for more info.

    9. Re:Please note... by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      perhaps 90% is used to make backups . And still we forget so much . It's no wonder though , the current version is over a million years old .

    10. Re:Please note... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      That made me think about Johnny Pneumonic

    11. Re:Please note... by BrettJB · · Score: 1

      What?!?! Keanu's got pneumonia? Oh heavens, I hope he gets better-- if he dies, who will we turn to for wooden, lifeless acting?

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    12. Re:Please note... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      Hahaha! My fault. I correct myself: "Johnny Mnemonic"

      I'm too sleepy. I knew I shouldn't have stood up late running scholomance, but I wanted my lightforge helm... which didn't drop, btw.

    13. Re:Please note... by PRC+Banker · · Score: 1

      But what about PEOPLE WITH SMALL HEADS?!

      They are disadvantaged in having smaller brains, but seem to be just as intelligent. WHAT IF WE ALL HAD SMALL HEADS? Could the human head get progressively smaller to the size, say, of a golf ball and the person still as intelligent?

      It doesn't make much sense.

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    14. Re:Please note... by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Not to harsh on you ...

      I won't be harsh on you - obviously you've installed the adjective->verb rewiring package.

    15. Re:Please note... by Das+Modell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jesus fucking Christ. There's a great difference between consistently butchering the English language and making typing errors or accidentally leaving out words, especially since you can't edit posts on Slashdot.

    16. Re:Please note... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I believe that the myth lies in where people use 10% of their total brain mass, where as we use our entire brain at 10% (roughly) its capacity. I'm not sure if I remember this correctly but we use different capacities at different regions of the brain.

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    17. Re:Please note... by doxology · · Score: 1

      Well, you'd have to rewire the optical nerves so to speak. I believe I've heard in my Symbolic Systems class that in mice they switched the nerves for vision and smell (or maybe it was sound?) and their brains adapted to that.

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    18. Re:Please note... by vantango · · Score: 1

      Your link doesn't say that for a variety of different tasks, you use all of it.. just most of it. If you used all of it, "re-wiring" couldn't occur, but it does.

    19. Re:Please note... by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      CRAP... I was counting on the fact someday I would stick a heatsink on my head and get the other 90% out...

    20. Re:Please note... by kalirion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is why there is the next best thing to editing posts - a preview button. Which, admittedly, I always forget to use.

  6. Yeah but can he see the future? by gijoel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because I'd be pretty pissed if I spent 18 years in a coma and I wasn't psychic.

    1. Re:Yeah but can he see the future? by metamatic · · Score: 4, Funny

      "What do you mean, 18 years and it's still President Bush?"

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    2. Re:Yeah but can he see the future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because I'd be pretty pissed if I spent 18 years in a coma and I wasn't psychic.

      Ha, that's nothing.

      I would be pissed off when someone pulled the plug* on someone I loved because they told me with a straight face there was nothing possible on earth to bring them back...

      There was nothing you could do, and we liked it that way! Heck we loved it!

      *Not a personal experience.

    3. Re:Yeah but can he see the future? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      ...when you wake up, you mean.

      Because it wouldn't be something if you were psychic while in a coma, for 18 years. I mean, who would you tell?

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    4. Re:Yeah but can he see the future? by InvisibleSoul · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the weirdest thing is, not only has he not aged, he's gotten younger!

  7. 19 years? by adamlazz · · Score: 0, Troll

    19 years seems like a pretty long time to keep someone laying around in a hospital bed.

    Is it simply because he was not FULLY DEAD that they did not pull the plug?

    1. Re:19 years? by aymanh · · Score: 2, Informative
      From TFA:
      Within a few weeks he had stabilised in a minimally conscious state, which his doctors thought would last indefinitely. It did indeed persist for 19 years. Then, in 2003, he started to speak.
      It appears that he was conscious of his surroundings, but not interacting with them (didn't move or speak), however he didn't reach brain death because he retained minimal consciousness.

      IANAD by the way.
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    2. Re:19 years? by adamlazz · · Score: 1

      Thanks! It makes more sense now.... But, 19 years.... Laying down.... Alone.... I couldn't do it!

    3. Re:19 years? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Now you understand why they keep Sharon plugged...

      Just JOKING! Not flaming...

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    4. Re:19 years? by BadassJesus · · Score: 1

      Omg yeah, was it in America? Which hospital is this hospitable ? I am very curious.

    5. Re:19 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm trying.

    6. Re:19 years? by Luctius · · Score: 1

      Oh but we didn't; We had lots of friends.

    7. Re:19 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He was in a coma. There was enough extant brain matter to hold out hope for a minimal recovery at some future point. The minimal recovery occurred about 3 years ago and they have studied his brain since then to see how it develops after such a long period of inactivity in a lot of regions. Basic brain growth due to everyday practice of activities (in his case, limited activities) is all that is being observed. This is not a breakthrough by any means and appears to me, with the press release, etc., to be written to attract funding to the authors for further study by implying novelty in their research.

    8. Re:19 years? by beadfulthings · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks! It makes more sense now.... But, 19 years.... Laying down.... Alone.... I couldn't do it!

      You've just made a pretty strong argument for setting up an advance directive, or at least talking your wishes over with someone you trust. An advance directive is a very unpleasant document because it forces you to think unpleasant thoughts. (Do I want to receive nutrition and hydration, or would I rather die quicker of thirst?) But it does get the job done in the event you can't speak for yourself.

      The man described in the article has lost those 19 years. Hopefully he'll recover sufficiently to find some meaning, purpose, and enjoyment in the remainder of his life.

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    9. Re:19 years? by the.mutts.nuts · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, being in a "minimally conscious state" means they were able to put him to work as a hospital administrator.

    10. Re:19 years? by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      Is it simply because he was not FULLY DEAD that they did not pull the plug?

      Looks like it was a good enough reason.

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    11. Re:19 years? by adamlazz · · Score: 1

      You've just made a pretty strong argument for setting up an advance directive, or at least talking your wishes over with someone you trust. An advance directive is a very unpleasant document because it forces you to think unpleasant thoughts. (Do I want to receive nutrition and hydration, or would I rather die quicker of thirst?) But it does get the job done in the event you can't speak for yourself. Is that a compliment? If so, thanks!

    12. Re:19 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you imagine the medical bills this guy must be waking up to?

    13. Re:19 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's arguable. You should see some of the video of him three years after coming out of his coma. I would not want to be kept alive for that.

      Btw, does anyone know the circumstances of him driving off that bridge 19 years before?

    14. Re:19 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't seem to have been aware of his sedentary condition:

      ... started getting to know his now 20 year old daughter - a difficult process considering he believed himself to be 19, and that Ronald Reagan was still president.

    15. Re:19 years? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, he was only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

      props to William Goldman

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    16. Re:19 years? by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      How many 19 year olds really give serious thought to advance directives? In addition to thinking I was one of the world's greatest programmers, I pretty much felt invincible at that time.

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    17. Re:19 years? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      ---It just so happens that he was only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead well... well with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
      -- What's that?
      -- Pull the plug.

    18. Re:19 years? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Can you just imagine how quickly he'll pay them off by blogging about it? What 19 years brings for technology...

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  8. Most interesting... by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow. The brain is without doubt the most interesting part of the (male) human body.

    1. Re:Most interesting... by The+Nordic+Beast · · Score: 1

      Wow. The brain is without doubt the most interesting part of the (male) human body.

      I think somebody's confused the little head with the big one.

    2. Re:Most interesting... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't that common in (male) humans?

    3. Re:Most interesting... by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      Not so sure. Just imagine the "morning wood" after a 20 years sisesta... ;P

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    4. Re:Most interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please remember what is telling you this.... /G

    5. Re:Most interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's what it wants you to think!!!!!!

    6. Re:Most interesting... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      Seriously ...

      On the best day of your life, when all the fog was gone from your mind and you could see for hundreds of miles of cognitive space, when you could see every side of a problem at once in crystal clarity, when solutions occurred to you as fast as the problems did --

      Could you possibly have built a system capable of doing what that man's brain did?

    7. Re:Most interesting... by Nightreaver · · Score: 1

      OMG! My brain has to be rewired, it's telling me that the parent is a female http://www.blogger.com/profile/15364702. Please tell me I'll survive.

    8. Re:Most interesting... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      And that's why I don't have problems identifying my brains :D

    9. Re:Most interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should also do a Peter North the first time after that timeout.

  9. The Dead Zone by Dial-Up · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I saw a TV series about this a few years back... Does this guy have psychic abilities now?

    1. Re:The Dead Zone by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      No, but he's that much closer to Ascension.

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  10. Rewiring speed up by laffer1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm thinking medical researchers should work on ways to speed up this process. It could change many lives.

    1. Re:Rewiring speed up by szo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what about the ones who need the organs the braindeads used to donate?

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    2. Re:Rewiring speed up by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hope you're joking. The article clearly states that the guy wasn't braindead, but remained with minimal cousciousness. He wasn't dead at all.

    3. Re:Rewiring speed up by szo · · Score: 1

      I know that. I also now that the relatives of _real_ braindeads will see this development as a sign of hope, even when there is no hope (and also, given the now demonstrated ability of the brain of rewiring itself, how can we say in any case that there's no hope?), so they will insist on keeping the patiens alive.

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  11. Terri Schiavo... by l33td00d42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... was unavailable for comment.

    /so going to hell

    1. Re:Terri Schiavo... by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Informative

      Terri Schiavo ... was unavailable for comment.

      Thanks for taking one for team and saying what everyone else was thinking. But just in case anyone is really thinking there's an important parallel there or anything, remember that her case was substantially different: most of her brain was literally dead and gone - actually a mush of fluid. Rewiring "around" an injured area (as in the case cited) depends upon having surrounding brain material that's still viable. She was coasting on real low-level left-overs, and there simply wasn't a platform for that sort of recovery.

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    2. Re:Terri Schiavo... by bigzigga · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps you're right, but isn't a little presumptuous to say that in response to a story that completely defies our current understanding of the human brain?

    3. Re:Terri Schiavo... by QueenOfSwords · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Early intervention might have saved her though, her brain would have turned to mush over time. 15 years later the horse had really bolted.

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    4. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Rydia · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, the brain couldn't do much when it's missing or goo- she had a 2/3ds-of-her-brain lobotomy, if that aids your understanding of her condition. This man just had localized injury, not anything of that order.

    5. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Defakto · · Score: 0

      Yeap. If the "Terri Schiavo...." had read the article, he'd have found they specifically mention her and how this case is vastly different from her persistent vegatative state. This person, while considered by us to be vegatative, was grunting minimal replies, moving with some consciouse effort.

    6. Re:Terri Schiavo... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

      Someone else here reads OpinionJournal.com.

    7. Re:Terri Schiavo... by BWJones · · Score: 1

      You can see a CT image of Terri's brain taken in 1996 here. Scroll to the bottom.

      You are right in that Terri's case was substantially different.

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    8. Re:Terri Schiavo... by ManoSinistra · · Score: 0

      Please let's not bring this up again...

      This case is much different. If you actually took some time to read the research behind this "phenom" you would know that this guy actually had *some* connections in his brain that could be repaired. People in a persistent vegetative state can't repair brain connections.

    9. Re:Terri Schiavo... by DaveInAustin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Her brain damage was caused by oxygen deprivation, not a physical trauma. While it's very rare for someone to come back from a brain injury like Mr. Wallis' after being in a coma for more than a few years, it has never happened for someone like Ms. Schiavo.

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    10. Re:Terri Schiavo... by plunge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While Schiavo in particular was indeed gorked beyond ungorking, its a little misleading to show laypeople that scan and claim that it dramatically demonstrates the point. There are actually people walking around today with CT scans that are similarly horrifying in the huge spaces. There are people making do okay with some very abnormal brains. The difference with Schiavo is that the spaces were caused by particular sorts of massive brain inujries and the complete atrophy of particular areas of the brain. But you can't tell that directly from a CT, especially as a layperson. For all a layperson knows, the critical areas could simply be moved around and squished but still functioning to some degree. In Schiavo they were not, but a layperson just can't tell so dramatically as looking at one CT.

      It's also important to remember that the brain is not ALL just undifferentiated mush, but has all sort of specialized areas that cannot be replaced by other specialized areas. The guy in this article has damage to some of those areas, and more importantly ther breaking of important connections BETWEEN areas, but not a total loss of any area: they still had functioning sections that rewired and worked overtime to compensate. However, if both of your hippocampi die, it's not like your amygdala is suddenly going to switch over and start performing their functions.

      This case has been paraded around because of the Schiavo case, but in doing so its only illuminated how medically ignorant some people are: they don't care about the specifics, or learning about how the brain works, and they lump together uncertainties about one area of knowledge about the brain (its ability to create new connections to repair damage, which contrary to the sort of hyperbolic claims of the article, we've always known is pretty plastic and this is just an extreme example) and try to pretend that raise questions about a completely different area of knowledge: all without acknowledging that there are any key differences or even thinking about them.

    11. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      The autopsy showed what remained of her brain to be "discolored and scarred, shriveled to half its normal size, and damaged in nearly all its regions".

      What this guy did with functioning brain tissue is just plain Way Cool. I hope someone figures out how something like that takes eighteen years -- my uselessly unschooled intuition would have said that healing should either happen in a few months, or never.

    12. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let's also not forget...
      A careful bedside examination at 6 months [after the accident] would have unequivocally said he was not in a vegetative state,
      But Terry Schiavo was examined after her accident. They knew better than they did for this guy.
    13. Re:Terri Schiavo... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I hope someone figures out how something like that takes eighteen years

      Perhaps he worked for 3DRealms?

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    14. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

      Devil's advocate, a post above points out the efficacy of hemispherectomies, which is essentially a 1/2-brain lobotomy.

      I guess the difference between Terri Schiavo and this guy is that this guy was at least "minimally conscious."

    15. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Sorry, what part of it defies our current understanding? It has just updated our current understanding.

    16. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      In addition I would say that, since this is JUST NOW making the news, we should realize that most people with brain injuries do not have the proper circumstances to experience this kind of regeneration.

      Whether it was the anatomy of the accident or the anatomy of the patient himself deserves some study. Unfortunately, if it is a quirk of the combination of the location of his injuries and his particular physiology we might not be able to reproduce it in other patients.

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    17. Re:Terri Schiavo... by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Informative

      It hardly defies our current knowledge of the brain. Rewiring happens in stroke victims, for instance. Mrs. Schiavo's forebrain was missing entirely, replaced by cerebral fluid. Rewiring is one thing, but the only thing that would have made her better would have been regrowing.

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    18. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Cecil · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that a hemispherectomy isn't recoverable once your brain is developed. Although the wikipedia entry does not explicitly say so, it does suggest from the pediatric links and occasional use of the world 'child' that hemispherectomies only work on very young children, before their brains have developed to be reliant on both hemispheres.

    19. Re:Terri Schiavo... by PRC+Banker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Reminds me of a joke:

      An English man tells a doctor "I'd really love to be Irish, is there anything you could do for me?"
      The doctor replies "Well, it _is_ a risky operation, we just need to remove 1/4 of your brain."
      The English man says "Wow, but if that means I can be truely Irish, I'd like to have it done."
      --Operation--
      After the operation the man is coming-round in his hospital bed.
      The doctor says "Steady yourself, I'm afraid that there was a terrible mistake: we removed 3/4 of your brain!" The man says "No worries mate, where's the barbequeue?" [He had become Australian.]

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    20. Re:Terri Schiavo... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Informative

      A hemispherectomy is not a half brain lobotomy. At a (very) high level your brain consists of four major anatomical regions, the brain stem, cerebellum and the two hemispheres of the cerebrum. The cerebellum is known to handle coordinated motions and looks like it's involved in memory too. The brain stem is the oldest part and takes care of all the vital functions like breathing. The cerebrum is where most of the interesting stuff happens, like personality, intelligence, voluntary movement and processing of sensory information.

      A hemispherectomy removes up to half of the cerebrum. To be technically alive you only need an operating brain stem. The brain stem isn't plastic though -- it won't rewire itself to make you conscious again. Only the cerebrum can do that.

      So the difference between Terri Schiavo and this guy is that Ms. Schiavo had a devastated cerebrum and enough brian stem left to keep her sort of alive. This guy had some localized damage that happened to be in a critical area.

    21. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Click on the guys LINK. You are lecturing a neuroscientist with a PhD and I suspect he might know just a bit more than you about the brain [and retina in his case it appears] and how it works.

    22. Re:Terri Schiavo... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative
      While it's very rare for someone to come back from a brain injury like Mr. Wallis' after being in a coma for more than a few years, it has never happened for someone like Ms. Schiavo.
      The irrational (yet semi-logical) response to that statement would be: Maybe that's because they didn't wait long enough in Mrs. Schiavo's case.

      I know, her brain was part mush, but that really wasn't the point as far as the uber-fundies were concerned. They (and certain moran Senators/Congressmen) claim she was not in a veggie state & therefore might someday make a recovery.

      IMHO, that's why all the mainstream news reports mention that this would never have happened to Mrs. Schiavo. That said, it wouldn't surprise me if this story started popping up without that qualifier.

      This guy (notice the newspaper's name) is still fear mongering about the "culture of death" and the "highly misleading" media reports.

      Anyways, Schiavo is the news story that won't go away
      http://news.google.com/news?q=schiavo
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    23. Re:Terri Schiavo... by kohaku · · Score: 1

      While Schiavo in particular was indeed gorked beyond ungorking,

      That's beautful, man. Really poetic. Seriously.

      /coughing fit

    24. Re:Terri Schiavo... by retrosteve · · Score: 1

      Glad you mentioned scrolling to the bottom! The colorful kaleidoscope on top of the page looked far more functional than I'd expected! :)

    25. Re:Terri Schiavo... by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      What this guy did with functioning brain tissue is just plain Way Cool. I hope someone figures out how something like that takes eighteen years

      Yeah, it would be great if the researchers had an army of computers that could be used to research medicals problems and cures... ;^)

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/06/28/055624 9

      Nah, it makes more sense to search for large prime numbers and E.T. ;^)

    26. Re:Terri Schiavo... by wtansill · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you're right, but isn't a little presumptuous to say that in response to a story that completely defies our current understanding of the human brain?
      It might be presumptuous except for the fact that the autopsy clearly indicated gross loss of brain tissue. For instance -- from the autopsy report:


      Comment: Brain weight is an important index of its pathologic state. Brain weight is correlated with height, weight, age, and sex. The decedant's brain was grossly abnormal and weighed only 615 grtams (1.35 lbs.). That weight is less than half the expected tabular weight for a decedant of her adult age of 41 years 3 months and 28 days. By way of comparison, the brain of Karen Ann Quinlan weighed 835 grams at the time of her death, after 10 years in a similar persistant vegitative state.

      I am not a physician, but the autopsy report appears to be very conclusive evidence that Ms. Schiavo was never going to regain conciousness in any way, shape or form that could be considered even minimally functioning. Should you wish to read the full autopsy report (39 pages), it is available as a PDF from this location: http://www.sptimes.com/2005/06/15/schiavoreport.pd f

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    27. Re:Terri Schiavo... by plunge · · Score: 1

      Then he should know better, end of story. If he's an expert on the retina, that's great, but it hardly makes him an expert in reading and interpreting CT scans. I stand by my point: a single CT scan like that should not be presented to laypeople as a highly dramatic proof that Schaivo was beyond recovery. It gives people a sense of knowledge that is essentially false or unwarranted when in fact the issue is much more complicated and reading CT scans not so simple.

    28. Re:Terri Schiavo... by komatosis · · Score: 1

      'Layperson'

      You mean layman. All this political correctness is silly.

    29. Re:Terri Schiavo... by plunge · · Score: 1

      You're the one going out of your way to correct me. Whose being the enforcer of political correctness now?

    30. Re:Terri Schiavo... by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Nah, it makes more sense to search for large prime numbers and E.T. ;^)

      Right, it makes a lot of sense to stop having a society until every disease has been cured. Brilliant, just brilliant. /me goes back to searching for large prime numbers.

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    31. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not funny.. my dad is australian.

    32. Re:Terri Schiavo... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Is he correcting you, or is he translating it out of stupid PC-speak?

      (Note: I do not know GPs gender[0], yet I wrote 'he', not 'he/she' or *shudder* 'sie'.)

      [0]Ok, so it's /. and statistics are definitely on my side for a guess, but my point should be clear.

    33. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      And she was in a vegetative state. So why wasn't she re-growing? I suspect there was a liberal conspiracy to deny her fertilizer.

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    34. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Detritus · · Score: 1
      You don't have to be a raving fundamentalist to have moral objections to the murder of sick people. As far as I'm concerned, withholding food and water from a patient in a hospital is murder.

      For another point of view, see http://www.notdeadyet.org/docs/articles.html#schia vo

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    35. Re:Terri Schiavo... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      not 'he/she' or *shudder* 'sie'
      What is this "sie" word? I haven't come across it before (except in German), is it really used as a non-gender specific pronoun? What is the reasoning behind it?
      PS why not just use "they" as a general third person pronoun?
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    36. Re:Terri Schiavo... by VdG · · Score: 1

      It's a very tricky problem but it comes down to how you define a human being. Far too complex to go into in much detail here but consider this:

      If I suffer a tragic accident - or the attentions of a mad scientist - and most of my brain is physically removed, leaving just the brain stem, can I still be considered a living human being?

      How about if my entire head is removed? (Yes: it would probably be impossible to keep the rest of the body "alive", but just for the sake of argument.)

      And how about a culture of my liver cells, living in a petri dish?

      Or look at it the other way...

      What if parts of my body are replaced by prosthetics: does that me make me less human than before? What if *all* of me except my CNS is replaced?

      What is it that makes me "me", and makes me human?

    37. Re:Terri Schiavo... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      It's a made-up "gender neutral" 3rd person singular pronoun. Some dipwads are apparently offended that the same pronoun is used both for 3rd person singular male and 3rd person singular neuter.

      "They" is the 3rd person plural pronoun, and is technically incorrect grammar in that usage.

    38. Re:Terri Schiavo... by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Well, she wasn't in a hospital. She was in a hospice, where food and water are "withheld" all the time.

      Schiavo was worse off than the average hospice patient, too - she was dead, just like a corpse kept on a ventilator awaiting organ harvest is dead.

    39. Re:Terri Schiavo... by dclydew · · Score: 1

      And this doesn't actually completely defy current understanding of the brain. It's simply not been documented at this scale. It has long been considered that the brain can rewire around some types of damage. On a small scale it's even been observed. We simply haven't seen it in a situation like this. Terri, on the other hand was missing most of her brain (this guy had an injured 'part' of his brain) and we have no evidence, nor even theories that indicate that she may have recovered in any meaningful way.

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    40. Re:Terri Schiavo... by plunge · · Score: 1

      He's correcting me, because just like PC freaks, he spends his time running around whining about penises based on his obsession against a particular political movement. I used "laypeople" without any special thought to the matter. The only busbody is him.

    41. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only busbody is him.

      Naw, I'm pretty sure that I'm a "busbody" too.

  12. Someone has to break the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Cosby Show is over.

  13. but... by greebowarrior · · Score: 0

    ...can he see into the future?

  14. euthanasia ???? is it still pertinent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when I read the article, the first think in my mind is the euthanasia probleme... is it still relevent ???

    1. Re:euthanasia ???? is it still pertinent by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      ... the first think in my mind is the euthanasia probleme... is it still relevent

      Fortunately for Wal-Mart, there are still plenty of youth left in Asia ... oh, nevermind.

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  15. Yes! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is hope for Slashdot after all!

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    1. Re:Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be right. 100 comments, and not one "Spock's Brain" joke.

    2. Re:Yes! by gnomino · · Score: 1

      No, there isn't. Slashdot is run by machines in the first place, which means that the machines have evolved to use axons, while we humans have degraded into wires that need to be rewired upon impact.

  16. Neuronal remodeling by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Neuroscientists in the epilepsy and learning and memory communities have known for years about the nervous systems ability to rewire and remodel in response to deafferentation. In fact, the reluctance to believe in this by other members of the neuroscience community (vision community) led to some two decades of misunderstanding of retinal degenerative diseases until we came along and demonstrated conclusively in the retina that remodeling also occurs. The deal is that neurons need input. They either get it via glutamatergic signaling or calcium mediated signaling in normal circumstances. When those signaling mechanisms are disturbed, neurons either rewire seeking additional input, or they die.

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    1. Re:Neuronal remodeling by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was tought in biology class back in highschool than nerves has the ability to regenerate themselves over time. A friend of mine suffered a great injury on one of his arms because of an accident, that left him with a piece of titanium on it and a paralized hand. He couldn't move it because his nerves got cut. But after some time he regained movility of his hand and fingers, as the axons grew and reconnected. Seems obvious to me that brain cells can do the same.

    2. Re:Neuronal remodeling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I suffered an "interesting" problem after having an operation to have my wisdom teeth out. I had no feeling on the right side of my tongue (and perhaps on the right side of my mouth also, but the tongue is much more sensitive than the rest of it). It was a darn nuisance, because I had to be real careful while eating to avoid biting my tongue.

      It took about 3 months before I could be really sure that feeling was returning. 6 months after the operation my feeling in my tongue was essentially normal. Although I think it still lacks a little sensitivity, because I do still bite it sometimes.

      Although my Dentist was certain that he moved the nerve out of the way, I believe he either bruised it severely or cut it by accident, and it took that amount of time to recover. I am quite glad that it did.

    3. Re:Neuronal remodeling by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Axons can regrow if the neuron itself is still alive. Neurons don't normally (there are notable exceptions) reproduce so once you kill the cell it's gone.

      Your friend's case is sort of like spontaneously repairing a cut trace on the motherboard of a computer. This case is more like the extra floating point unit in the processor reconfiguring itself to replace a damaged instruction decoder.

    4. Re:Neuronal remodeling by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there was some sort of "thought process" in this person which worked on solving how to get the brain functioning again? I am wondering, how was the solution arrived at?

    5. Re:Neuronal remodeling by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      nervous systems ability to rewire and remodel in response to deafferentation

      Are there any potential ways to accelerate the rewiring process?

    6. Re:Neuronal remodeling by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

      The peripheral nervous system has regenerative capacities. It has been known for a long time. How much the central nervous system can regenerate is a different question. It now appears that many people underestimated the capability of the central nervous system to recover from injuries.

    7. Re:Neuronal remodeling by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Are there any potential ways to accelerate the rewiring process?

      Yes, there are and I also believe that there are ways to take advantage of and manipulate the process.... :-)

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  17. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    After rewiring his brain he is now BS 7671 compliant and can be used in europe.

    1. Re:Hmm... by tehgimpness · · Score: 1

      Please, for the love of anyone who has been involved in the QA process, mod the parent up!

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  18. Hope for Earth's lowest? by business_kid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean that the incurably unintellectual politicians and religious leaders we seem to put in charge of everything can hope to rewire and do a better Job :-)?

    1. Re:Hope for Earth's lowest? by o_miljac · · Score: 0

      The article does not state that the medicine curing stupidity was found ...

    2. Re:Hope for Earth's lowest? by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      The key of the recovery is that they have to have brain left to get it rewired. It doesn't work with brainless people. Sorry.

    3. Re:Hope for Earth's lowest? by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Mind you, those usually would do good in IQ tests, yet believe in some rather ridiculous things... this patient's rewiring solved a hardware problem, those people just need a software upgrade.

    4. Re:Hope for Earth's lowest? by Chas · · Score: 1

      No, as pointed out, there's nothing viable there to rewire.

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    5. Re:Hope for Earth's lowest? by Adam+Hazzlebank · · Score: 1

      Sure, but I think you have to shoot them in the head first.

  19. Like the Dead Zone... by QueenOfSwords · · Score: 0, Redundant

    John Smith http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085407/ unavailable for comment.

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  20. Limiting factors in rewiring rates? by Boo5000. · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would like to know what limits the rewiring rate in such a state? Is it metabolic? Or does the rate of new axon growth and synapse formation follow the normal growth rate of neural cells late in life - which, as I recall, is fairly slow?. This was obviously a long process, but was there a certain "critical point" reached during the rewiring that, once passed, assured recovery of functions? Is this subconscious dreaming or thinking that manipulates signaling, and could simple brain simulaion methods achieve a similar goal in the absence of such a process? Hopefully such a case generates academic interest that will help progress this area of brain research.

    1. Re:Limiting factors in rewiring rates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is traditionally thought that brain neurons do not regenerate whatsoever. Recent research suggests this may not be true all of the time, but it still is most of the time.

      This is a case of the brain demonstrating the phenomena of "plasticity." The patients brain did not grow new neurons (or it is very unlikely that it did), the neurons already present merely rearranged their axons and dendrites to form functioning pathways from non-functioning ones.

      Of course, I did not RTFA and this is all taken from stuff I've learned in the last 2 years of college and as such may be missing something that was recently discovered...

    2. Re:Limiting factors in rewiring rates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would like to know what limits the rewiring rate in such a state?

      Whoa! For a second there I thought you were asking about Kansas.

  21. what exactly by yincrash · · Score: 0, Troll

    What exactly is considered "minimally conscious"?

    Did he look really tired all the time?

    1. Re:what exactly by Ramble · · Score: 2, Funny

      This video gives you some idea of what minimally conscious means.

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  22. We can rebuild him.... by dedeman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, this is absolutley incredible news, but I am curious if some would see it as being a survival mechinism?

    Except for Rip Van Winkle, I don't think that a 19 year period of repair and adaption would really lend itself to survival. Not to say that this isn't miraculous, but, I'm sure the recovery time will be significant.

    Besides, would you really want to wake up 20 years older, with years of rehabilitation to look forward to? I would be more concerned with the ethics of keeping someone alive for that long.

    1. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 5, Informative
      Besides, would you really want to wake up 20 years older, with years of rehabilitation to look forward to?
      My son developed Periventricular leukomalacia (PVL) soon after he was born. PVL is usually characterized by large cysts in the brain that affect particular functions. In my son's case, the PVL was diffuese and spread throughout his brain in small, rice-grain sized cysts and affects his general functionality. We're not "keeping him alive" in a medical sence, but he does seemed destined to spend the rest of his life in a "minimally conscious state".

      He's four years old now, and I would love if my son, at any age, woke up one day and started to learn the things he's missed (talking, crawling and then walking, etc). My wife and I read a lot about brain injury and the possibility of his recovery. The nature of his injury always gives me hope that because the damaged areas are so small, it may be easier for his brain to compensate.

      Unfortunately, because of the state of medical research in the USA (stem cell especially), My family is probably going to have to travel to another country to take advantage of any treatments that may be developed in the next few years.
    2. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I cannot imagine what that's like for you. If you can take any comfort in knowing that other people find that disease to be intolerable and want a cure, please do.

    3. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't think that a 19 year period of repair and adaption would really lend itself to survival. Not to say that this isn't miraculous, but, I'm sure the recovery time will be significant."

      This may not be a viable survival mechanism for organisms, but I imagine that a gene for brain repair would thrive in a population, this is probably the one extreme, the other could be tiny repairs for minor injury's.

    4. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I'm not you, and this is a hard decision to make, but I think I'd just let my child die if I was in your position.

      It just doesn't seem fair to the kid for him to have a high likelihood of being imprisoned in that state for the rest of his artificially-extended life.

      That assumes that the never-sufficiently-damned government would let me take that step, of course.

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    5. Re:We can rebuild him.... by aluminum_geek · · Score: 1

      This is clearly evidence of a survival mechanism, just not one that usually has to work at such a scale. This indicates your brain can "heal" by generating new neural pathways.

      Think of it this way: Your body repairs itself after any surgery as a survival mechanism. Skins heals, interal organs heal, etc, etc. Historically, the mechanisms that are responsible for this don't work fast enough to keep patients alive after trauma. Medical science is really just keeping your body alive long enough to fix itself.

    6. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know you and I'm not even religious, but I'll pray that day comes for you and your son.

    7. Re:We can rebuild him.... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Except for Rip Van Winkle, I don't think that a 19 year period of repair and adaption would really lend itself to survival.

      You're thinking of it in completely the wrong way.

      Human survival traits don't exist in a vacuum. There is no "19 year catastrophic brain-damage repair" gene. It's quite likely this is a system (or multiple systems) for repairing minor brain damage, and repairing catastrophic brain damage just happens to require a similar process.

      Being able to heal after a doctor opens up your chest and removes a lung isn't a specific survival trait, either. It just happens that certain survival systems happen to work well at that (unnatural) job as well.
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    8. Re:We can rebuild him.... by LionOfMacedon · · Score: 0

      good luck to you!

    9. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people recover from minor brain damage all the time, and that has an obvious survival benefit (you don't die from every bang on the head for one). This guy was just lucky that his severe brain damage was in such a way as to allow the "normal" processes to work in such a way that they could repair it in 20 years, and that he lived in a society that had the ability to keep him alive that long.

    10. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately PVL isn't diagnosed until weeks or months after the initial brain injury. We did not know this would happen until after he was born, and there was no way to "let him die" without letting him die slowly of starvation and thirst.

      After he was born, he fought so hard to stay alive there was no way we would not honor his will to live. He stayed in the hospital for seven months, had many severe complications, but each time recovered by what can only be described as sheer determination to live, even despite all of his doctors' predictions.

  23. TFA: Rip Van Winkle by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Wallis regained the ability to move and communicate, and started getting to know his now 20 year old daughter - a difficult process considering he believed himself to be 19, and that Ronald Reagan was still president.

    I was in a real bad wreck in 1976, my brain hardly worked for a year or more, but I got better. I wonder what a scan of it would look like? Would it be wierdly wired like this guy's?

    Few people I know would be surprised to find my brain was wired wierd.

    Since then, the thought has occurred to me that I could have actually gone into a coma and the last forty years could have been a dream. But then, any of you could have had an accident and not know it, and be dreaming this. So there's little point in not behaving as if reality is real, especially considering the incredibly high probability that this IS real.

    I wonder if he dreamed?
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    1. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by yincrash · · Score: 1

      if he still thought he was 19, then he had no idea any time had passed. Unless he totally forgot a 20 year dream, I doubt he dreamed much.

    2. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he dreamed?

      FTA, he remembers his life before the accident, but does not remember anything of the last ~20 years. Maybe he did dream and can't remember, but I guess doctors would have noticed some brain activity before.

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    3. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      There are tomes of philosophy that address this sort of thing. If it seems real to you, you should probably give it the benefit of the doubt and treat it as real. After all, you wouldn't want to think you were dreaming, take off all your clothes and run naked through the supermarket, only to find out you're not (Or maybe you would, I dunno...)

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    4. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But then, any of you could have had an accident and not know it, and be dreaming this.
      Then how come, when I go to sleep, I dream? Have you ever heard of a dream within a dream? Also, my dreams don't make nearly as much sense as what happens when I'm awake. Maybe it's just that dreams-within-a-dream test the limits and are complete nonsense.

      I think there have been some religions (think indigenous people of the Americas, say, Maya or one of those) that believed that life is a dream, and when we die we wake up from them.
    5. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I've had a dream within a dream more than once. Also, my dreams often make sense (even though I don't remember if the second-order dreams had reasonable plots). But I agree with you: reality is too detailed, rational and exact to be a dream.

    6. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by bagsc · · Score: 1

      I hadn't really thought about it much, but I had a serious neural trauma when I was about 2. Incidently, my neurosurgeon was Dr. White, who is now known as a bit of a freak himself. It makes you wonder what the guy was up to when he had your brains splayed open...

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    7. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by tepples · · Score: 1
      But then, any of you could have had an accident and not know it, and be dreaming this.

      Unless I've been dreaming everything since I first learned that dreams don't carry physical pain, I wasn't dreaming as I slapped myself on the cheek after hitting "Reply". But perhaps schizophrenia is just a dream.

    8. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly sure that the length of subjective time in a dream bears no relationship to the actual length of time you dream for.

      My longest one stretched out to about a year of subjective time (in about 8 or 9 hours of sleep time). I was totally confused when I woke up, because I'd left university and moved in with a long-term partner during that year. My reaction on waking up was "Why am I alone in bed?" and it took a good few minutes of lying there to realise that I was actually still a single student.

      So I think it's entirely possible that in 20 years of minimally concious state to only have a short amount of subjective time pass, or given the funcionality problems his brain had, maybe none passed at all. That would explain why he still thinks he's 19, his internal clock was on pause.

    9. Re:TFA: Rip Van Winkle by Epi-man · · Score: 1

      Sorry to be a twit, but I can't resist...

      I was in a real bad wreck in 1976, my brain hardly worked for a year or more, but I got better. ...

      Since then, the thought has occurred to me that I could have actually gone into a coma and the last forty years could have been a dream.

      Either I went into a coma and completely missed the years 2007 - 2015, you are including the 10 years prior to your accident in your coma/dream, or your brain isn't up to snuff on math since the accident!

      Again, not intending to poke fun at your struggles, but it sure made me chuckle when I saw the second sentence.

  24. Oblig. Simpsons by amliebsch · · Score: 4, Funny

    NEWSIE:
    Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 19 years wakes up.

    MAN:
    Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?

    NEWSIE:
    No, uh, she won an Oscar, and he's a Congressman.

    MAN:
    Good night! [Turns over and dies.]

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  25. let me guess... by Schapsmann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that guy is named Corwin, isn't he????

    1. Re:let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean this poor sod has to look forward to getting his eyes gauged out and spending years in a pitch black dungeon cell whilst regrowing his eyes?

    2. Re:let me guess... by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      :-D (see my sig, Zelazny is my god :-P)

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  26. Thank Paxil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have references handy, but IV paroxetine and fluoxetine have both been used in England to great success in the treatment of severe brain trauma. A quick Google shows that paroxetine (Paxil) is, in fact, what Wallis received. I'm not certain why the researchers are portayed as hedging so thoroughly (why else would a comatose man have been receiving antidepressants?) but suspect that was an erroneous emphasis on the part of the journalist.

  27. Great potential for recovery? by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "suggests the human brain shows far greater potential for recovery and regeneration then ever suspected."

    Hardly. This took 19 YEARS. Thats hardly what I'd call potential. Yes its surprising
    but given that time period who knows what alive but dormant neurons will do on their
    own. This is unlikely to be an evolved response since in the wild a creature with this
    level of brain damage would be lucky to survive 19 hours.

    1. Re:Great potential for recovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they called it a great potential for recovery rather than great recuperative powers. The potential is there, imagine if the process could be speeded up - it could radically change how brain injuries are treated. Of course, it's more than likely this can never be replicated by science, but that's why it's only got potential at the moment... besides - you might not think it very impressive but that guy's just got his life back after 19 years.

    2. Re:Great potential for recovery? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call his current state getting his life back. If fact if he doesn't improve
      I'd say it was worse than being in a coma. Being a semi dribbling vegetable who has to
      have someone help him piss does sound like much of a life to me.

    3. Re:Great potential for recovery? by Xest · · Score: 0

      I think the point is that whilst it took 19 years for this amount of recovery, the recovery caused by much more minor damage, perhaps by alcohol/drug abuse could be resolved in a much shorter time period. In other words, the brain can potentially work round small amounts of damage such that losing brain cells by doing whatever isn't necessarily a permanent problem. I'll admit I know jack all about neurology, hell I suck at biology full stop but this seems like a pretty basic concept/idea that can potentially be inferred about what this discovery means.

    4. Re:Great potential for recovery? by wjcofkc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hardly any potential?

      We are now aware that severly damaged brains can excecute a mechanism to re-wire around the damage with remarkable results.

      While it is clear that this is obviously a rare phenomenon, it can happen. Yes, it took 19 years. But how can anyone know when the repair process started and how it was initiated?

      Perhaps this is due to a rare genetic mutation. But the fact is, we can now pursue, discover and refine the process. Now that sounds like potential to me.

      This is unlikely to be an evolved response since in the wild a creature with this level of brain damage would be lucky to survive 19 hours.

      Evolution is a process of random genetic mutations that tend stick around because they just so happen to benefit a species. Likewise, evolution can just as easily produce genetic defects that kill the creature or reduce it to an undesirable mate. Sometimes...quite often actually, a negative gene survives and spreads through a population. This can lead to the evolution of a species that becomes inferior to what it once was. This can kill off entire species. There is no such thing as de-evolving, it's all one and the same.

      How many unfortunate genetic traits have spread throught the human population over the last 10,000 years or so? Alot. How many benificial? Alot. How many pointless benign mutations? Alot.

      For modern humans, this sounds like a benificial mutation to me. Now we just need to identify and master it, taking control of evolution.

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    5. Re:Great potential for recovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking completely out of scale. It would not be an evolved response for this level of brain damage, it would be an evolved response for small levels of brain damage. I imagine that little areas of the brain get damaged and need to be rerouted relatively often, but they're so small you'll never notice. Of course, I'm not a neurobiologist and this is probably very difficult to study so I might as well be saying that the FSM moves around your brain cells with His Noodly Appendage and He just likes to wait 19 years to mess with you.

    6. Re:Great potential for recovery? by ClamIAm · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "potential".

    7. Re:Great potential for recovery? by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1
      As I've said before (http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=18614 9&cid=15364163) I suffer from nerve damage, and I expect at least 10 years before my brachial plexus has finished re-wiring itself (hopefully for the better)

      Trust me, 19 years to recover is like a godsend to someone whose only other options are a lifetime of suffering or suicide. To say the things you've said just reveal that you haven't got a clue what serious injury is. There are many many people who would love to hear that there is a chance (even if it's an extremely remote one) for a recovery in 20 years, rather than having to live the way they are for the rest of their lives.

      In my case I look forward to being able to go fishing with my kids without passing out - only my eldest child can remember me before the infection, and he's told my wife "I wish we had the happy Dad we had before the operation".

      It's stories like this that help me to keep on going. It reminds me that there's plenty of pople worse off, and that things can get better. And now to go and take some more oxycodone...

    8. Re:Great potential for recovery? by DavidV · · Score: 1

      'This is unlikely to be an evolved response since in the wild a creature with this
      level of brain damage would be lucky to survive 19 hours.'

      If you read the FTA, it was 24 hours before he was found after his accident.

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    9. Re:Great potential for recovery? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      OK, here I go saying this again - evolution theory DOES NOT MEAN that every single detail of the things we do as humans was evolved specifically! Some of our actions and behaviors just emerge from the rest of our characteristics (which may have been evolved, or emergent from ... etc etc ad infinitum).

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    10. Re:Great potential for recovery? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Were there hungry predators nearby him? I don't think so.

    11. Re:Great potential for recovery? by JamesGecko · · Score: 1

      You just discribed a lot of people who live in nursing homes. I take it you don't feel like living that long?

  28. pre-existing 'minimally conscious state' ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's face it, if he was thrown from a pickup truck during an accident he probably wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

    Thinking about not wearing one for 19 years would probably make anyone change their mind.

  29. So at last we found the guy... by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

    To use while trying to get that adamantium fusion project going.....

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  30. This is why I'm against organ transplants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We keep hearing stories about people who regain consciousness in spite of the fact that the 'experts' say they can't. It worries me a lot that the doctors are quick to pronounce somebody brain dead so they can rip out the organs. Often, as was the case here, relatives will insist on keeping someone alive over the objections of the doctors.

    Of course the other reason I'm against organ transplants is that the Chinese harvest organs from prisoners.

    Anyway, staying on topic, this kind of thing happens too often. The experts say they totally understand brain death but I don't quite believe them. I also don't trust them to tell me the truth after I found out that they have their own definition of "heroic measures". There is nothing heroic about "heroic measures". They ask you: "Should we take heroic measures?" and you being young and naive, reply that they shouldn't. So, on that basis, ask me if I trust the medical community about brain death. I don't.

    1. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by PhotoBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I believe the difference between this case and something like Terry Schiavo is that there was still measurable brain activity in this guy so he wasn't brain dead.

      But I agree it would be pretty shitty to wake up and find half your body gone to organ donation. The recent successful face transplant in France used part of the face of a brain dead patient. Imagine waking up to be told you'd had your face removed and given to someone else!

    2. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by Greger47 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But I agree it would be pretty shitty to wake up and find half your body gone to organ donation.

      Lol! If half your body is gone you'd be pretty much 110% dead wouldn't you? And it's not like they would bother to keep the life support running after taking your organs either (or face for that matter).

      /greger

    3. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by piquadratCH · · Score: 1
      We keep hearing stories about people who regain consciousness in spite of the fact that the 'experts' say they can't. It worries me a lot that the doctors are quick to pronounce somebody brain dead so they can rip out the organs. Often, as was the case here, relatives will insist on keeping someone alive over the objections of the doctors.

      I'd gladly give my heart to some poor soul with a perfectly working body, apart from the heart, instead of spending the rest of my live as a vegetable, even if it would be a self-conscious one.

    4. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by g2devi · · Score: 1

      The key question is, does "no measurable measurable brain activity" mean the person is dead or simply as good as dead since we don't have a proper technology (yet) to create the appropriate cortical stimulator?

      At one time it was thought that as long as the heart is beating, the person is alive. Now we know better and have an electrical jumpstarter for the heart. At one time it was throught that "even if you can restart the heart, it's too badly damanged or too defective". Now we know better and either have pace makers, artificial hearts (which are pretty hit or miss at the moment), or heart replacements.

      So if someone is "brain dead" are they really dead? If someone's brain is "damanged beyond repair" are they really not worth saving? How would you feel like if you found out the day after they pulled the plug on someone you loved that the answer to those questions were "not necessarily" and that "almost full recovery is possible if you can keep the patient alive long enough for the necessary technology to pass clinical trials"?

      Those are hard questions to answer.

      The truth is that we have a good idea about when someone becomes alive and when someone becomes dead, but science doesn't *really* know where the boundary between life and non-life is on either extreme.

      But regardless of this ignorance, we need to make decisions on what might possibly be murder each time we face this gray area.

      It sucks but that's life and we just have to accept it.

    5. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      So if someone is "brain dead" are they really dead? If someone's brain is "damanged beyond repair" are they really not worth saving? How would you feel like if you found out the day after they pulled the plug on someone you loved that the answer to those questions were "not necessarily" and that "almost full recovery is possible if you can keep the patient alive long enough for the necessary technology to pass clinical trials"?

      Consider two things:

      1.)The brain is the basis of who one is

      2.)Most modern neurologic research agrees that it's the connections between neurons that stores the information.

      A sufficient level of damage, randomly distributed throught the brain (such as through oxygen depravation) is likely going to mean that half of the neurons in the body are going to either be damaged, or connected to one that is damaged. Even if you can repair them at some later date, do you really think that the information they contained is going to be repaired along with it? Would you want to start all over, with the mental level of an infant, in a thirty year old body?

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    6. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by g2devi · · Score: 1

      Relating to the first point, that depends on what identity means to you. Believe it or not, there are at least 3 theories of identity and in two of those theories, who you are you, even if your personality and memories are different. Have a look at this short quiz for more info: http://www.philosophersnet.com/games/identity.htm . It actually covers a case that's very similar to the one provided.

      Relating to the second point, it depends again. If the part of the brain related to motor skills and other basic body functions is damaged, then after repair (or after a transplant), the appropriate memories can be transplanted (similar to you can re-install your OS without affecting your data files in Linux). In this case, you'd be as good as new after everything has been fixed.

      But even in the worst case where you'd have to start again as a child and there was no way of transplanting other memories, some people *would* choose this option if they don't believe in an after life. This decision is very much up to the person involved, which is why a living will (either written down or by word of mouth) is very important. The last thing you want to do is to give your relatives the burden of deciding. If they guess *wrong*, both of you have to live (or die) with the consequences.

    7. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't want people to take your organs then frickin' say so. It's your body. You aren't going to wake up with kidneys missing. If they DID take organs it would be AFTER they declared you dead and took you off of life support. Bringing up up scary Chinese organ thieves just proves you're being alarmist.

      And any neurologist claiming to understand everything about brain death is lying or incompetent. We know very little about the brain, really, so saying you understand the entire scientific nature of consciousness and the definition of life is just stupid.

    8. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by pingveno · · Score: 1

      Of course the other reason I'm against organ transplants is that the Chinese harvest organs from prisoners.

      Now there's some interesting logic there...

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    9. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      Relating to the first point, that depends on what identity means to you. Believe it or not, there are at least 3 theories of identity and in two of those theories, who you are you, even if your personality and memories are different. Have a look at this short quiz for more info: http://www.philosophersnet.com/games/identity.htm . It actually covers a case that's very similar to the one provided.

      Okay, I took the quiz. Several times, I wanted to see what all the answers are... and in two out of three, I'd say letting go is the better option..

      1.)Psychological reductionism. - Suffering the kind of damage Mrs. Schiavo did, it's already all gone. Too late to save the self now.

      2.)Existence of a soul - Either it goes when the brain goes, or it hangs around trapped for a few decades. Either way....

      3.)Bodily continuity - I guess I would call this one genetic continuity.

      For the first case, you're already gone - survival of the body, with its new personality, would seem like kind of a moot point. The second case generally supposes some kind of afterlife - not any specific one, but generally religions with souls are religions with afterlives. The third case... I admit, that one I don't get.

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  31. The same thing... by mtec · · Score: 1

    happens to me after I've been forced to use Windows for a while.

    "his brain rewired itself around the injured areas into totally novel structures. It suggests the human brain shows far greater potential for recovery and regeneration then ever suspected."

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    1. Re:The same thing... by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1
      Cake or Death? Cake Please!

      Well, we're outta cake. We only had three pieces and we didn't expect such a rush.

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  32. Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Management types brain usage is far lower than 3%

    1. Re:Nope. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

      Untrue. Managers have half a brain, so this actually brings usage up to 6%. We round to ten just to be nice.

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  33. I'd like to see pics... by GnomeChompsky · · Score: 0, Troll

    of the scans they performed to determine this. It'd be interesting to know exactly which structures were bypassed.

    Why?

    Well, being a university student in both psychology and linguistics gives me a certain....shall we say, schizophrenic view of language and the brain.

    On the linguistics side, we have people who claim that Broca and Wernicke's areas constitute, from birth, a specialized language acquisition device, which requires only minimal input to intuit, from innate knowledge and ambient language, the grammatically correct structure of one's native tongue.

    On the psych side, I seem to lean much more towards the connectionist viewpoint: ie, nothing is innate; reccurent patterns strengthen connections in a hebbian fashion, and theoretically any sort of neural network for problem solving is possible. Yes, the brain does seem to develop in fairly regular ways, but who's to say that's not because of similar inputs across the human population? We do, after all, share the same earth...

    The patient did not speak for years, and then suddenly found it possible to do so nineteen years later - was there damage to the primary speech areas? If so, what rerouting made it possible for him to speak? Doesn't any rerouting (particularly if it does not lead to violations of principals of "Universal Grammar") give the lie to a strict Chomskyan viewpoint?

    Neurology is utterly, utterly fascinating. It saddens me greatly that I haven't the training in biology to be useful at all in it.

  34. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by tpjunkie · · Score: 5, Informative

    I hate to feed the troll, but Terri Schiavo's brain was destroyed. She was blind, brain dead, and for all intents and purposes, a shell. There's a huge difference between her case, and this one.

  35. At the risk of fanning a fire... by WebCowboy · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...there was that well known case of Terry Shiavo (sp?), the young woman who was, like this gentleman, in what many people called a "persistent vegetative state".

    Is it simply because he was not FULLY DEAD that they did not pull the plug?

    Well, that COULD be a reason, though in both cases there was technically no plug to pull. They weren't on life support, so if there was a plug to pull it was on their feeding machines. Anyways, how "dead" you are is only one factor. The other is consent. If you have not made up a "living will"--some kind of legal document instructing doctors on how much effort to put into keeping you alive--then it is up to your next of kin as to how to care for you if you are unable to speak for yourself. Shiavo was kept alive for a very long time as her husband and her parents fueded over what they thought was the right thing to do. If she was not married, or her husband deferred the decision to her parents, then she'd still be lying in bed, minimally conscious and on a feeding tube.

    It certainly seems like a horrible existence to me, and if the thought of living that way yourself is intolerable then you really should make up a living will document of some kind--I think it is the only easy way you can give a doctor the option to cease treatment on you from an ethical standpoint. I think the only thing more pathetic than having to live in a "permanently vegetative state" is seeing lawyers making a living off the situation as next of kin prolong their own pain. If only for that reason I'm thinking of a living will option.

    That said, I personally know a couple people that have been seriously maimed or declared terminal and survived because of agressive, prolonged treatment my doctors that some people might object to. Now there is this case of a man who was declared by experts to be in a permanent minimally-conscious state waking up after 19 years. Makes me wonder if letting treatment continue wouldn't be such a bad idea. What if you got a second chance to live? I'm sure the implications of this case on brain injury research will be astounding. Does someone in a "minimally concious" or "permanently vegetative" state actually feel pain or discomfort? Are they even aware enough of their situation to know they are suffering? Would there ever be a chance Shiavo could've recovered like this man did? What physiological mechanism triggered the brain to completely re-wire itself when so many others never recover?

    Perhaps that is an option for people to think of in a "living will"--if you find yourself in a minimally-conscious or vegetative state you could instruct that you be kept alive in the interests of scientific research into brain injury recovery. You could even instruct that some of your estate be given to fund such research at the same time. Sounds somewhat gruesome but many people still think the same thing of donating yhour body to be a cadaver in a junior anatomy class, or even having your organs harvested. If you get past such thoughts you could really be helping out others in the future.

    1. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now there is this case of a man who was declared by experts to be in a permanent minimally-conscious state waking up after 19 years. Makes me wonder if letting treatment continue wouldn't be such a bad idea. What if you got a second chance to live?

      Blow that for a game of soldiers. If I woke up after 19 years in a coma, my first question would be why didn't someone hadn't pulled the plug/ removed the tube yet.

      A full recovery never happens, except in movies. People don't just wake up from a coma. The damage affects them for the rest of their lives. After 19 years, the person you knew would be a stranger to you anyway, and there's not much of that person left.

      I wouldn't want anyone close to me to waste their lives praying over a vegetable for 19 years in the hope that a half-me will wake up to be taken care of in much the same way. There comes a point when modern medicine stops saving people's lives and is simply prolonging suffering, both for the victim and their family. It's not easy to gauge when that line gets crossed, but when it has been, its time to let go.

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    2. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Asklepius+M.D. · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just as a point of clarification...."minimally concious" is different from the "persistent vegetative state" ascribed by physicians to Terri Schiavo. The EEG and CAT scan of the former show a viable, though damaged, brain with persistent activity that remains even while the patient is unresponsive (which is not the same as unconcious). The EEG and CAT scan of the latter show no viable brain activity above the brain stem and no amount of "rewiring" will change matters. Using the analogy of a (simplified) power grid, the first is like knocking out a couple of distribution stations, the second is like knocking out the dam...the water still flows but it serves no useful function.

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    3. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      the young woman who was, like this gentleman, in what many people called a "persistent vegetative state".

      While Schiavo was in a vegetative state and had no hope for recovery, this man was in a minimally conscious state. If this man had been in a persistent vegetative state, he would not be recovering (albeit very slowly and with little hope of his former abilities) today. It is a significant mistake to equate these two states.

      Would there ever be a chance S[c]hiavo could've recovered like this man did?

      No.

    4. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by mdfst13 · · Score: 1
      Is it simply because he was not FULLY DEAD that they did not pull the plug?
      Well, that COULD be a reason,
      I'm fairly certain that a Princess Bride reference (however funny) was not the reason why they didn't remove life support. At least I would hope that they had some better, more scientific reason. For example, that he was in a minimally concious state (brain still working at some level) rather than a persistent vegetative state (no higher brain activity).
    5. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by anotherzeb · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of a living will, but I'm not sure about its legal status here in the UK, let alone anywhere else. If I make a living will, would a doctor be obliged or even allowed to follow it? My option would be that if I'm going to have a significantly reduced quality of life (almost certain after a head injury like that), pull whatever plug you need to and use any part of my body that can be of help to someone, but I'm not sure that doctors and the law here would see that as anything other than euthenasia, which is currently illegal. Do any lawyers here know the situation any better than this?

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    6. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. There is one major difference between this man and Terri Schiavo: he still had a brain. She didn't.

    7. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of a living will, but I'm not sure about its legal status here in the UK, let alone anywhere else. If I make a living will, would a doctor be obliged or even allowed to follow it? My option would be that if I'm going to have a significantly reduced quality of life (almost certain after a head injury like that), pull whatever plug you need to and use any part of my body that can be of help to someone, but I'm not sure that doctors and the law here would see that as anything other than euthenasia, which is currently illegal. Do any lawyers here know the situation any better than this?

      To my knowledge, doctors pretty much everywhere are bound to abide by the patient's wishes unless said patient is demonstrably mentally unstable to the point where he or she can no longer make proper decisions regarding his or her medical treatment. Ultimately it is your own body.

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    8. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Alef · · Score: 1
      A full recovery never happens, except in movies. People don't just wake up from a coma. The damage affects them for the rest of their lives. After 19 years, the person you knew would be a stranger to you anyway, and there's not much of that person left.

      I find it kind of interesting that there actually are mechanisms in the brain that allows it to heal at all over such a long period of time. Why does it bother, so to speak? I mean, from an evolutionary perspective, what could it possibly gain an individual to recover slightly after 19 years? A caveman in that state would be dead in days. In fact, I imagine even many healthy cavemen would perish before they reached an age of 38 years.

    9. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a huge difference between PVS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetative_state and MCS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimally_conscious_s tate

      The two are compleatly different so there is no valid reason for comparing the two. Except to note that its prosible to progress from MCS to PVS but not the other way around.

      As for if she could have recovered. The autospy showed she didn't have enough brain left to recover anything. The parts of the brain that were responsible for recognition, memory, critical thinking, ect "were completely lost". Classic case of the lights being on and nobody being home.

      Noting to see here, move along, these arn't the droids your looking for.

    10. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Presumably the same mechanism which heals minor damage is able to heal major damage over a long time.

    11. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps that is an option for people to think of in a "living will"--if you find yourself in a minimally-conscious or vegetative state you could instruct that you be kept alive in the interests of scientific research into brain injury recovery.

      No fuckin' way. My "living will" shall include provisions for some hit men to come around, kill the families of the doctors and nurses who bungled it on me, and torture them to death. Maybe bomb the hospital. And I'll make fuckin' sure the motherfuckers in white know it. I end up dead, your wife and kids get their throats slashed and you spend the last fuckin' agonizing hours of your shitty life in the company of some sadistic freaks and their friends the pliers and the blowtorch.

      Capisch?

      That's the way you do it.

    12. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Informative

      "A full recovery never happens, except in movies. People don't just wake up from a coma. The damage affects them for the rest of their lives. After 19 years, the person you knew would be a stranger to you anyway, and there's not much of that person left."

      I've seen this man on television a year or two ago. (This was before the recovery this article is talking about.) His speech was slurred rather badly and he had trouble putting sentences together. I first read about him on Slashdot and thought "Wow, this guy's going to hear about 20 years of world events for the first time. He's going to hear about the internet and cell phones and DVDs and all that other neat stuff." I was actually envious of him in a superficial way. (What can I say? My imagination got the better of me!) When I saw him on TV, all that optimism died. I really didn't feel like any of this could be explained to him in a way that would make much sense to him. Like you said, he wasn't asleep all these years, he was severly brain damaged.

      I wish him a good recovery, but I think you're right.

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    13. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Alef · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're probably right. Although it seems to me that healing even minor damage at that rate can't be too helpful either. So I still find it somewhat interesting.

    14. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is a form or extension of the process which also helps rewire our brains during/after a learning process? Creating new connections, enforcing connections, etc.? (just spread across a very long time span)

    15. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      The best technology of the last 20 years doesn't NEED to be explained. For example, the man surely knew how to use a telephone before his coma -- he doesn't need to understand how a cellphone works to use one. He just has to learn to hit "send" after dialing the number. The technology behind the device is completely different, but the interface has changed little. Your grandparents may have trouble with computers, but I doubt they have much difficulty using a cell phone unless they are physically incapable (deaf, or dead).

      Similarly, the powertrain of a modern car is far better than one 20 years old, but he would not need to understand any of that. Assuming he is physically capable of driving, today's cars just drive BETTER than most cars 20 years old (there are exceptions of course -- there were some very nice cars from 20 years ago that are still very nice cars). He may have to re-learn to drive because he hasn't done it in 20 years, or because of physical impairment, but not because the cars are fundamentally different.

      Microwaves existed 20 years ago, but now (as then) you can just follow the directions on the box. The difference is in reliability and ease of use (digital timers, and they turn the food for you). Again he shouldn't have to re-learn how to use one. If he can't figure out how to set them up for multiple steps, neither can a lot of other people.

      Televisions, even with cable or satellite, and with (or without) HDTV, pretty much operate the same way now as they did 20 years ago. You pick the channel you want and it just does it. DVRs are a great improvement on VCRs, but they too make an effort to use an interface that works for the VCR generation.

      As for computers, he may well be better off if he didn't use them 20 years ago, since just about everything but the typing has changed. Even now, there are people being forced to acclimate to computers for the first time, as adults. I think Windows would throw off someone who only knew "10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD":GOTO 10" more than someone who thinks the mouse is a foot pedal.

      Though 20 years may seem like a long time to miss out on (and it is), most devices in common use are designed to be accessible to a larger "generation gap" than that. After all, there are far too many older people to just ignore as a target market. Even if they use e-mail in Korea.

      Mal-2

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    16. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      You're talking about the literal evolution of the technology. I'm talking about the culture shock. Supposing he regains full power, he's going to see a world with people anchored to their computers and appearing to talk to themselves walking down the street. Could he adapt to it? Sure. But he's still in for a shock. Heck, if he followed TV at all, he'd wonder why there aren't condos on the moon. Heh.

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    17. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by aidfarh · · Score: 1

      According to TFA, Wallis was frequently classified as being in a permanent vegetative state. I don't know in particular about the Schiavo case, but it seems that there might be cases where patients who were classified as being in a permanent vegetative state are allowed to die, when in fact they could have had a chance to recover, given enough time.

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    18. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by zsau · · Score: 1

      Just as a warning: Note that "living wills" are not enforceable in most jurisdictions; or to the extent that they are, they can easily be worked around. Particularly if you're asking to die: How is anyone to know that five minutes before you became unconcious, you didn't change your mind? It's quite common for people to think they'd never want to live as a barely alive invalid, and then change their mind when they are that barely alive invalid, kept alive in spite of their earlier wishes. In the end, it'll often still come down to a decision made by the doctors and your family.

      So ... a living will can let people know what you think, in writing; but in no way should you believe it will be enforced.

      (IANAL, but this was a part of ethics in psychology, which I have studied.)

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    19. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by uptoeleven · · Score: 1

      read the article.

      > Wallis was frequently classified as being in a permanent vegetative state. Though his family fought for a re-evaluation after seeing many promising signs that he was trying to communicate, their requests were turned down.

      Schiavo was also in a PVS and showed certain signs of consciousness, allbeit with severe mental handicap. Therefore she could have been argued to have been in a minimally conscious state.

      Here's some more information about how the case progressed but it's still from 2 years ago - presumably he is continuing to improve but it'd be interesting to find out: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=147582 5

      Now here's an interesting thing. Terry Wallis regained consciousness in 2003. I have spent a good half hour searching the internet for anything about him since then. I have one link (see above) and that's it. Nothing. It's as if the world is stuck in 2003 when it comes to news about Terry Wallis, which is a strange parallel to his being stuck in 1984.

      I have a vested interest in these sorts of articles. I have Multiple Sclerosis although I've been lucky in that it's relapsing-remitting and controlled by medication. But the worry is the same, will enough brain damage be caused that I am eventually in permanent pain, permanently disabled or enter a permanently vegetative state? If my brain can be trained to re-wire itself is there a way to learn how to induce this? If a brain can be trained to re-wire, can that overcome the effects of dementia and conditions such as Alzheimers?

    20. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      For example, the man surely knew how to use a telephone before his coma -- he doesn't need to understand how a cellphone works to use one. He just has to learn to hit "send" after dialing the number.

      Young man, you've clearly never instructed a relative on how to use a mobile telephone.

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    21. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schiavo [...] showed certain signs of consciousness

      No, she did not.

      Therefore she could have been argued to have been in a minimally conscious state.

      No, she could not.

      I have a vested interest in these sorts of articles. I have Multiple Sclerosis...

      Have you written your advance directives for what should be done after diagnosis of a permanently vegetative state? How about a minimally conscious state?

    22. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by dantheman82 · · Score: 1
      Would there ever be a chance S[c]hiavo could've recovered like this man did?

      No.
      I guess you're 100% sure of this because you have never seen it before? Or because you're a medical professional? Interesting that many of those who have enough faith in the claims of Darwin can't forsee a brain healing itself...
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    23. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      There was a difference. Terry's brain cells died. This man's brain cells didn't die, and developed new connections. Big big difference.

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    24. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I notice that a lot of people are experts on the Schiavo case. They are absolutely certain that she was in a permanent vegetative state and had no hopes of recovery. In the weeks after Schiavo was starved to death, I read two stories of people who had just woken up after being out even longer than Schiavo. I've read that some doctors diagnosed Wallis as being in a permanent vegetative state. Apparently they were wrong. But somehow, people (who are not doctors) are sure that Schiavo could not have recovered, despite some DOCTORS not being certain. But if people were to admit they were wrong, they would have to live with the guilt. I guess that is why they are so adamnant about it.

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    25. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Taevin · · Score: 1
      But somehow, people (who are not doctors) are sure that Schiavo could not have recovered, despite some DOCTORS not being certain. But if people were to admit they were wrong, they would have to live with the guilt. I guess that is why they are so adamnant about it.
      Actually, I think it has more to do with the results of her autopsy. From the linked article (emphasis added):
      Examination of Schiavo's nervous system revealed extensive injury. The brain itself weighed 615 g, only half the weight expected for a female of her age, height, and weight. Microscopic examination revealed extensive damage to nearly all brain regions, including the cerebral cortex, the thalami, the basal ganglia, the hippocampus, the cerebellum, and the midbrain.
      Anyone with a basic understanding of human anatomy and physiology could comprehend that even minor damage to all those brain regions listed would seriously handicap a person, let alone "extensive damage." If Schiavo could have "recovered" (not likely since most of her brain matter had been replaced by CSF), her continued existence would have been a sick joke.
      The damage was, in the words of Thogmartin, "irreversible, and no amount of therapy or treatment would have regenerated the massive loss of neurons."
      It appears that the chief medical examiner agrees.
  36. Oh good there is hope by koan · · Score: 0, Troll

    For Bush and the right wing.

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  37. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by plunge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Over the past few years, I've steadily built up respect and mod-points to the point where I have a +1 comment bonus. Well, it was all for this one moment: so that I could say something that needs to be said, and yet still have my account and maybe even my +1 bonus survive the consequences. ...

    You, sir, or madam, are embarrasingly stupid.

  38. Poor guy by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean think about it, last time he was awake was in 1987. The world has changed ALOT since then... I wonder how I'd feel?

    "Internet? What's that? Computers, those are the huge things that big businesses and the government use, right?"

    1. Re:Poor guy by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The governor of California is WHO?!?"

    2. Re:Poor guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Macintosh?!? They're reasonably priced!? Holly Shit!"

    3. Re:Poor guy by hyfe · · Score: 1
      As anybody can tell you, culture crash isn't about the big things. It's about lots of really, really small ones. Like day-to-day patterns, ambient noise (or lack of) and stuff that just adds up to a very surreal feeling.

      More importantly, from his perspective, he's stuck in the body of his future self. Image suddenly waking up with a body 15 years older. You're going to be acting like a young guy, checking out young girls and generally breaking a lot of social norms for how somebody your age is supposed to act. Now, most of these norms aren't norms as much as experiences on how people certain ages act, but it means he's probably going to be a little off compared to everyone else. I wonder if it beats lying in a coma?

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    4. Re:Poor guy by ddddan · · Score: 1

      This is Interesting??? I would think that anyone here older than 25 had at least a Commodore 64 in the mid-80s if not a 286 clone, no? Hardly only a "huge" thing at that point! Am I missing something here?

    5. Re:Poor guy by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's more the things we take for granted.. mobile phones, microwaves, dishwashers...

    6. Re:Poor guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, now, don't you know, it's called Kah-Li-Fuh-Nia these days.

    7. Re:Poor guy by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      It was 1984, actually... he's been awake for about three years, during which time they've studied his brain to determine how he recovered.

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    8. Re:Poor guy by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Doc: Then tell me, "future boy," who is president in the United States in 2006?

      Marty: Arnold Schwartzeneggar

      Doc: Arnold Schwartzeneggar? The actor?! Who's vice president? Rodney Dangerfield?

    9. Re:Poor guy by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      As anybody can tell you, culture crash isn't about the big things. It's about lots of really, really small ones. Like day-to-day patterns, ambient noise (or lack of) and stuff that just adds up to a very surreal feeling.

      This condition shall henceforth be known as the "Faye Valentine syndrome" ;)

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    10. Re:Poor guy by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      ... impending, inevitable nuclear war with the Soviets...

      Funny how we forgot that, considering how pervasive it was in every media and in our culture. Welcome to the Terrorism era !

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    11. Re:Poor guy by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      "Computers, those are the huge things that big businesses and the government use, right?"

      He became comatose in 1987, not 1967. Home computers were not quite ubiquitous back then, but they were far from uncommon.

      Heck, he could been a Mac user back when. He certainly seems to have taken the "Think Different" motto to heart...

    12. Re:Poor guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Internet? What's that? Computers, those are the huge things that big businesses and the government use, right?"

      Ummm :)... The internet certainly existed in 1987 - I'd been on it 4 years by then as were many of my friends. And personal computers were quite popular - everyone I knew had either a PC, or an Atari or Amiga.

      No offense, but methinks you don't remember 1987 very well :).

  39. Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, now health care will spiral even higher as we keep vegetables alive forever, just in case.....

  40. NEWS UPDATE: by Gleng · · Score: 1

    After spending 10 minutes sitting up in bed reading a 2006 newspaper, the patient was seen to be trying to beat himself back into a coma by repeatedly striking himself over the head with an oxygen tank.

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    1. Re:NEWS UPDATE: by bytesex · · Score: 1

      Really ? The guy went to bed in the inflated panic Reagan era, when the worst fear was imminent total nuclear annihilation; he woke up in the inflated panic Bush Jr era, when the worst fear was that you might possibly lose your life in a terrorist attack. If you were to work for the government, or in a tall building, or take the train to work, that is. I think he'd rather flip back into his coma from laughing. Shame he missed the Clinton years, though.

      Oh. Better put my flame-vest on now..

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  41. And his name is Wallis? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

    "Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all..."

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  42. El bulto by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There was a mexican movie (ficticious) about a 19-yo guy who went into coma in 1971 and woke up in 1992, having to cope with a grown up family, an older (and remarried) wife, and of course, new political times.

    It was called "El bulto" (the bag). Very interesting movie.

  43. It's kind of sad by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Not sure which is more sad - the fact that this is modded +3 Insightful rather than +3 Funny, or the fact that no one seems to read the comments anymore...

    1. Re:It's kind of sad by creepynut · · Score: 1

      Of course, it's possible the +3 Insightful is moderated +3 Funny, rather than the post itself.

  44. Medical bill by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Keeping him on support all this time must have been (or will be) an incredible financial drain on his family. I'd imagine that the medical bill was ludicrous, so hopefully he comes from a family with money. Being alive is great, but life sure isn't going to be easy considering:

    a) When he looks into a mirror his face will be 19 years older... from 19 to 38 kinda sucks
    b) His muscle mass will be negligable. After being in a cast for only 3-4 weeks after an ankle break my leg muscles had shrunk and strength decreased noticably
    c) He's got a lot of educational catching up to do. Hopefully he worked as a carpenter, plumber, or some other job where old skills are still useful with some upgrading (if he was into computers 19 years ago he's gonna be way behind)
    d) Likely there's still a bit of other funkiness with his body after 19 years and major brain damage.
    e) Scientists are going to poke and prod him to research this regeneration.

    On the plus side:

    a) Medicine should be a bit better than it was then
    b) Technology in many cases will be pretty cool. Even if he's bedridden for a long time it'll likely be a wonder for him to try out a modern console
    c) That first post-vegetitive shower is going to be really nice
    d) Add to that a real dinner after being on hospital food and drips for 19 years...
    e) Somebody with a brain that regenerates that well will be of interest to science, which is annoying but possibly good for paying the bills.

    1. Re:Medical bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. He wasn't in a coma, and he's not normal. he can count up to a whopping 25. He's not going to be a carpenter or a plumber.

    2. Re:Medical bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      c) He's got a lot of educational catching up to do. Hopefully he worked as a carpenter, plumber, or some other job where old skills are still useful with some upgradin

      His mental and memory capacity is a few seconds. His primary passtime is making crude sexual passes at his daughter (who he still does not understand is his daughter). He does not have the mental capacity even to understand his situation. Barring some massive improvement he will won't be socially functional, much less professionally functional.

    3. Re:Medical bill by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      So he could be a TV show host?

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    4. Re:Medical bill by G00F · · Score: 1

      "His mental and memory capacity is a few seconds. His primary passtime is making crude sexual passes at his daughter (who he still does not understand is his daughter). He does not have the mental capacity even to understand his situation. Barring some massive improvement he will won't be socially functional, much less professionally functional."

      So he can be the next president of the united states.

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  45. This guy can't learn new things! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    He has to be reminded each day that he is 40, not 20. He visibly hits on his daughter because she's cute apparantly and he can't get it into his head that she is now 20.

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    1. Re:This guy can't learn new things! by MORB · · Score: 1

      Yeah.
      He's also very interested in the whereabouts of a certain John G.

  46. i remember a similar story by mporcheron · · Score: 1

    i remember a similar story like this on television once (in the uk) where a girl (for some reason) had an empty hole in the centre of her brain. basically her brain had adapted around the hole and functioned normally when the doctors said she would have serious brain damage.

  47. That sucks by d-krypt9090 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The main reason it sucks to be in acoma for 19 years is that imagin trying to stand up after wards you havent walked for 19 years! And getting used to some of the new stuff we got would be hard because it feels like we have advanced in technology. I know if I was in acoma for 19 years I would have to go back to high school or collage. Thats just what I think.

    1. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd suggest 6th grade English, in your case.

  48. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    At a guess, the ability to recover after 18 years of coma is an evolutionary accident, either taking advantage of the same mechanism as recovery from less insults, or reusing the self-organizing techniques that wire the brain in the first place. If the latter, there's a strange implication that the coma ward should be the least quiet part of the hospital, jammed with multisensory stimulation.

    >would you really want to wake up 20 years older, with years of rehabilitation to look forward to?

    For a fictional but insightful look at what 10 years of culture shock woul be like, see Spider Robinson's "The Time Traveler". A priest is held incommunicado in a banana republic prison for a decade. From 1963 to 1973.

    For me the answer is "yes". The pain of adjustment and the effort of rehab would take most of my strength but would be a lot less than what burn patients go through. There is too much to see and do to just give up and die.

  49. I'm not impressed with this by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    For this to be useful in a production environment (out in the wild), this "damage control system" which is
    would have to do that kind of work within hours max keeping in mind above all the dangers of predation, overheating,
    undercooling or plain running out of fuel. Humans don't carry energy reserves for 19 years and what's
    a hungry predator to do when it stumbles upon a fresh ripe meat vegetable?

    1. Re:I'm not impressed with this by mindtriggerz · · Score: 1

      But what's not to say that te fact that we CAN keep people alive in a vegitative state DID influence this? Not all evolution is based arround total primal survival.

    2. Re:I'm not impressed with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's a hungry predator to do when it stumbles upon a fresh ripe meat vegetable?

      Turn around and walk away, if the rest of his village is standing at the entrance to the hut, with rocks and sticks and spears. Who are you, Ayn Rand? Human beings evolved as social animals, and group loyalties are very important to us.

    3. Re:I'm not impressed with this by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much care and food you are willing to give someone who doesn't look like
      he's going to pull through after say a couple of weeks with maybe a handful of food a day?
      A couple of days just as spring is about to break with no food at all and sucking on snow?
      I'm not saying we're not social animals, why even rats will care for a sick or injured
      individual, making them comfortable and bringing them food - but just like
      with them so with us there are limits to that kind of altruism. You can be sure that
      a group of Mongolian nomads with a tight calory budget would have left that guy behind.
      Not without second thought and not because life is cheap and worthless (that's a modern
      notion) but out of pure necessity because it doesn't make sense to pull someone along
      who isn't going to pull through. They would probably have taken a large stone and hit
      him hard on the head with it and then mourned and then moved on.

  50. This guy by Venim · · Score: 0

    ate his Wheaties!

  51. 19 years? by zlogic · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    In 1984, 19-year-old Terry Wallis was thrown from his pick-up truck during an accident near his home in Massachusetts, US.

    So he lived 19 years in a normal state and 19 years in coma. Probably a coincidence or even an editorial mistake. But what if these numbers are connected? Perhaps his brain returned to its earliest possible state and then started reading memories in realtime, filling the gaps or doing something with memories linked to the gaps. Or, restoring communitation skills based on the memories of people couumnicating. Something like fsck ;-)

  52. alas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good story. Too bad it is three years old.
    http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/07/07/mute.no.mor e/index.html

  53. The brain is amazing, the younger the better by Daath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually small children can have at least half of their brain removed and still function normally in later life. It's pretty amazing! I once read about a man who had had to take a brain scan. The scan revealed that the only brain tissue he had, only covered the inner surface of his skull, apparently he was born like that, and he functioned normally. Of course I cannot find any documentation about it now, but the link I've provided describes a "normal" procedure. It can cure rare epeleptic disorders and other things.
    Mind boggling ;)

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  54. Obligatory Emo Phillips by greenguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I used the thing the brain was the most amazing organ in the body. Then I realized, well, look what's telling me that!"

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    1. Re:Obligatory Emo Phillips by gowen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not "used the thing", but "used to think".
      Notice how the sentence makes grammatical sense that way.

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    2. Re:Obligatory Emo Phillips by greenguy · · Score: 1

      Reminder to self: drink coffee before posting to Slashdot.

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  55. Google search by Daath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This google search reveals lots more info on hemisperectomy.

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  56. TV Show? by Joao · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw a TV show about this guy some time ago (PBS? Discovery? National Geographic?). Yes, he is awake, but the poor guy is in very bad shape. He has very limited use of his body; his brain is unable to store any new information for more than a few seconds; and his frontal lobe is basically gone so he has no sense of boundaries when communicating with people. His 20-year old daughter is his primary caretaker, and since he thinks he's a 19 year-old and is unable to remember that she is his daughter, he keeps asking her for sexual favors and groping her any chance he has. He is also very verbally abusive towards her and pretty much everyone else.

    Yes, he's no longer in a coma, but he is far from functional.

    1. Re:TV Show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he's normal then?

    2. Re:TV Show? by James_Duncan8181 · · Score: 1

      Of course. That's what I'd say too. *grins*

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    3. Re:TV Show? by Nocterro · · Score: 1

      So he's identical to a regular nursing home patient then?

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  57. More information by lazybratsche · · Score: 3, Informative

    I couldn't find the actual published study that the New Scientist article (sort of) referenced (maybe it hasn't been accepted for publication yet?). However, I did find this article by the auther mentioned, which is a very readable look at a few cases of brain-damaged patients (including an explanation as to why Terry Schaivo isn't in the same category at all). Unfortunately it doesn't go very in depth into the details of how Willis' brain rewired itself, which I was interested in. Still, very informative reading.

  58. Battlestar Galactica by StarWreck · · Score: 2, Funny

    19 years ago the original Battlestar Galactica would have still been a fresh show with state-of-the-art effects. We should show him the new Battlestar Galactica just to watch how fast he goes back into another coma!

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    1. Re: Battlestar Galactica by Adlopa · · Score: 1

      This raises an interesting point. By awaking from a 19 year coma, this man's mind has effectively travelled forward in time by 19 years -- assuming that he has no memory of the intervening years, of course (which is suggested by the article). Of course his body has aged accordingly, but even so, disregarding the considerable health problems he will no doubt face after being comatose for such a length of time, he must be having a rare, if not unique, experience.

    2. Re: Battlestar Galactica by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      ...disregarding the considerable health problems he will no doubt face after being comatose for such a length of time, he must be having a rare, if not unique, experience.

      No! Ya think?

  59. Then???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shows far greater potential for recovery and regeneration then ever suspected

    Even i know it should be "THAN ever suspected" and i'm not even a native English speaker...

  60. The other reason this case isn't parallel by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    "A careful bedside examination at 6 months [after the accident] would have unequivocally said he was not in a vegetative state," says Schiff.

  61. Re: Dude, where's my hemisphere? by Adlopa · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It's also important to remember that the brain is not ALL just undifferentiated mush, but has all sort of specialized areas that cannot be replaced by other specialized areas.
    Apparently not, as this piece on hemimegalencephaly amply illustrates. The brain is siginificantly more adaptable than anyone imagined, or so it would seem.
  62. Reminds me of an update to an old joke by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA: a difficult process considering he believed himself to be 19, and that Ronald Reagan was still president.

    So this guy's in coma for 19 years, and he wakes up, and he asks, "How's President Reagan doing?" And the doctor says, "Sir, Reagan is dead." And the guy says, "Oh God, no, that means Bush is President!"

    (The original was Eisenhower and Nixon. The more things change ...)

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  63. FPGA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this guy basically used his brain as an advanced FPGA. I wonder how long it will take until Xilinx sues the heck out of him.

  64. Doctors point of view by bjoeg · · Score: 1

    So basically all previos cases where doctors pulled the plug on basis patients are braindead (veggies) can now be classified as murder, since the brain has potential of fixing it self. It is just a matter of time.

    1. Re:Doctors point of view by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Is that what happened to you? Because it seems the only reasonable explanation for someone who seems to think that one case can apply to all severe brain injuries.

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    2. Re:Doctors point of view by bjoeg · · Score: 1

      Maybe, cant say if I hit the ground at birth by a mistake.

      But try telling your point of view to the next of kin to a brain dead patient (excuse the lack of a better word)

  65. Delta brain wave by DaFallus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somehow he has cobbled together a random assortment of other brainwaves into a working mind.

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    1. Re:Delta brain wave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like a prom dress made from carpet remnants?

  66. well you know, by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

    In Korea . . . umm . . . only old people welcome classic overlords of Soviet Russia? Or something?

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  67. Re: Dude, where's my hemisphere? by plunge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Again, this is the problem when people use grand generalizations about complex things like the brain without knowing specifically what they are talking about. Hemispheres have basic redundancies built into their structures. That's just not the same thing as removing key structures entirely, from both hemispheres.

  68. Re: Dude, where's my hemisphere? by plunge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, and more importantly, we're generally there talking about very young developing brains. Early on, the brain is far more plastic and undifferntiated: like a poetic jell-o mold that hasn't set yet, it hasn't taken a shape that can be destroyed. But that doesn't last in adulthood. It's also worth noting that the structures being removed in these cases are, in fact the most undifferntiated and general purpose parts of the brain (the ones dealing with overall higher consciousness): not the specific structures I was talking about. A lot of people seem to think that hemimegalencephaly involves removing half the brain, but that's not really the case at all.

  69. Dead area by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

    All I have to say is that the Greg Stillsons of the world better watch out!

  70. Wallis' first words! by Niebieski · · Score: 1

    Doctor: Mister Wallis, you've been in the coma for 19 years

    Wallis: Well, as long as people keep having promiscuous sex with anonymous partners, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound baby!

  71. Well I'd just like to say by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 2

    Well, that's nice. Good for him. Hope he recovers well.

  72. It depends by jd · · Score: 1
    If the mechanism for self-repair exists, then the mechanism can (in principle) be assisted and/or accelerated. If no mechanism for rewiring existed, then adding one would be impractical at our level of technology, but boosting something that already exists is a much easier proposition. Any such technology will be greatly improved if/when stem cell research gets somewhere. If, in theory, you could extract the dead cells and inject stem cells in their place, full function might be restored.


    The existing cases of repair are all partial, my guess being that this is because using a section of brain that's not designed for the task is (a) suboptimal, and (b) taking away resources from somewhere else. If, however, the brain had the option of wiring up a totally unprogrammed set of stem cells, it is possible it could do more.


    IIRC, there were experiments in the US with injecting stem cells into the brains of Alzheimer sufferers, in a fairly uncontrolled manner, which did produce some indication of improvement. This would indicate that the brain can make at least limited use of such cells with no further assistance. If you were to combine raw stem cell injections with a therapy that actively promoted the brain's self-repair mechanisms - once such therapies are discovered - then maybe, just maybe, a more complete recovery in a shorter timeframe would be achievable.


    For those neuroscientists shaking their heads in despair, I would point out that I am fully aware that each of these observations is a data point in isolation, and that extrapolation from a single data point is almost invariably a Bad Idea. On the other hand, Slashdot hasn't been bought out by the Oxford University Press (yet) so wild speculation is definitely in.

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  73. Imagine what stem cells could have done. by Dot_Killer · · Score: 1

    A guy barely conscious was able over 19 years to have is brain do some drastic rewiring because he had some working parts. Now enter stem cells where his neuroscientist might know the damaged areas and can inject cells that will differentiate and repair the damage in a shorter time than 19 years, he might have woken up in time for the 2000 election. But lets not forget the point that you have to have something to work with. We can not allow the Schiavo zealots to say "hey, if that guy woke up then she could have woken up". No more arm-chair physicians giving their expert opinions.

    This kind of highlights the hypocrosy of the Bush Administration. They have a culture of life that won't let a brain dead women die. But at the same time not allowing research to go forward that could have major benefits for many diseases or injuries. Spinal cord injuries, Alzheimers, etc are the cases in which stem cells could have the greatest and most visible benefit.

    Its ashame that in the US we spend alot of time talking about solutions while real solutions never get enacted.

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    1. Re:Imagine what stem cells could have done. by wboelen · · Score: 1

      Make that the hypocrisy of human beings. Also, what has the Bush administration to do with this? (honest question, I don't mean to troll). I mean, would the previous or next administration do any "better"? Of course not ;)

    2. Re:Imagine what stem cells could have done. by Dot_Killer · · Score: 1

      I don't claim the Bush Administration has anything to do with this particular case. Someone else pointed out that people will now use this guy's awakening as justification for the whole Sciavo involvement of the government. I believe there is something basically wrong with opposing pulling the plug and at the same time opposing taking measures that may be the best hope someone will get off the machines such as stem cell research.

      Lastly this specific case would have turned out the same no matter who was in office but I believe an Al Gore or John Kerry wouldn't oppose stem cell research which could be years ahead of where it is today due to the fact that Bush has blocked all federal funding to any research using new cell lines.

      On this case no politician is to be taken to task as far as I know, but on the bigger issues around directives, stem cells and vegetative states there is alot to be done. Two days ago I was reading about the Sciavo case and some politicians out west have proposed a law that would deny a spouse the right to pull the plug if they were guilty of adultery, I mean what is that, too much politics in personal medical matters and not enough leadership on healthcare and positive research.

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    3. Re:Imagine what stem cells could have done. by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      The discussion in not on whether stem cells can be usefull. They can, no one disputes that. The issue is with the source of those cells. There are many sources available, and embrios are just one of those. I myself haven't seen yet a good argument for the use of embrionic stem cells, but I have seen a lot of good arguments on the use of the individual's own stem cells available on (IIRC) the spine, which can also be lab cultivated. For example, the individual own stem cells don't cause clinical rejection, while stem cells obtained from a 3rd party (embrios or other) do cause rejection.

      So, AFAIK, the Bush administration just refused to subside studies on one possible source of stem cells, not studies on stem cells themselves.

      But I, not being American nor living in USA, might be somewhat misinformed. If you have any usefull links I'd love to read them.

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    4. Re:Imagine what stem cells could have done. by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1
      Here's a few:

      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/miracle/stemcells.htm l

      http://www.time.com/time/2001/stemcells/

      http://www.law4u.com.au/lil/ls_stem.html

      I watched the nova from the first link shortly after it first aired, below is the gist (IIRC)..

      Basically, Bush decreed that scientists would recieve no federal funds for embrionic stem cell research based on new cell lines. He allowed the use of about 65 previously established lines. Unfortunately about half of those are ill-suited to study or contaminated.

      It's the destruction of the fetus that he claims to object to. He's actually created a false dichotomy here: the new lines would be derived from aborted fetuses, which will be destroyed anyway.

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  74. Re:19 years - hospital? by Joiseybill · · Score: 1

    This guy was recently featured in an often-repeated Discovery Health special about coma & brain damage. "The Man Who Slept for 19 Years"
    DHC website doesn't have a lot on it, but this guy's http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:fl6GNF-iDgsJ:n athanjones.blogspot.com/2005/03/man-who-slept-for- 19-years.html+%22discovery+health+channel%22+%22Th e+Man+Who+Slept+for+19+Years%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=cln k&cd=3 blog [google cache copy] describes it pretty well. I don't recall if they specifically said for this guy, but the other patients in that show were in JFK Medical Center, NJ.
    This show was done shortly after he woke up about 2 years ago. At that point, he had come out of his 19 year coma, and refused to beleive any time had passed. He thought Reagan was still President, and he was still 19 and able-bodied. Every day was the same, and he had no learned memory. Like the blog says, every day was "groundhog day".

    Apparently, his family refused to give up on him, and dragged his limp body around to family events - even hunting and fishing trips. - I think this is odd, but amazing. I doubt I could have this much faith.

    Really creepy was how his 19 year old daughter was dealing. Since he thought he was still 19, his 40-ish ex-wife (she gave up and moved on) wasn't anything he was interested in. He was flirting with the daughter, though. She was uncomfortable, but knows that Dad doesn't realize what he is doing.

    NYTimes also picked the current story up. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/04/health/psycholog y/04coma.html?hp&ex=1152072000&en=31378eedf4a85e5c &ei=5094&partner=homepage Pictures and other links there.

  75. Use of word consciousness by JelloJoe · · Score: 1

    Slightly conscious state, permanently vegatative state. What exactly do these words mean? Ask a doctor to explain, and they will be unable to do so, except for symptoms from such a state. Crap, Minsky has infiltrated my brain, arggghhhh!

  76. 19 years = permanent vegetative state by Dot_Killer · · Score: 1

    19 years for all basic purposes equals a permanent vegetative state. The idea that anyone should wait 20 years for the slim chance, which may decrease every year, that someone will come back from being a vegetable is rediculous. Americans have to admit that there are some extremes that we shouldn't take. I hear in Europe under some of their universal health care plans that patients know for certain illness that would be an extreme drain on resources the government will not cover them so that those resources can be used most efficiently for the rest of society. In a system in which WE DO have limited resources I think many people would trade getting some primary care to keep them out of the hospital verse one guy getting 20 years to MAYBE get better.

    If this guy is some independently wealthy guy than he and his family can wait 100 years. But lets not hold pretend 19 years is even a reasonable time to wait even if you knew for sure he could come back but at way less than 100%.

    At minimal there should be a two census rule.

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  77. Please educate yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the difference between this case and something like Terry Schiavo is that there was still measurable brain activity in this guy so he wasn't brain dead.

    Persistent vegetative state is not the same as brain dead.

    Says the Wikipedia: "Brain-death is often confused with the state of vegetation." Brain dead means the person has no higher brain activity. Vegetative basically means the person does have some brain activity, and is in a wakeful state, but has no awareness of the world.

    If Terri Schiavo had been brain dead, there would be been pretty much no issue to discuss. US law and practically all religions regard brain death to be death of the person. So the bodies of brain dead people are kept on life support only for purposes of organ donation.

    People in a vegetative state are considered under US law to be alive. However, people also have a right to refuse medical treatment. So in terms of legality, the whole battle was over whether her husband or her parents had the priority in communicating Schiavo's wishes in this matter.

    There was also a religious dimension in that the Catholic Church considers food and water not to be a form of medical treatment. Otherwise, the Catholic Church agrees that it is permissible for a person to refuse medical treatment.

    Finally, there is a minor medical dispute -- really just an area in which we're still ignorant. A significant fraction of the time that people have been diagnosed as vegetative, they later clearly regain some awareness and are seen not to be vegetative. When this has happened, it almost always happens within 30 days. The medical question is whether people can sometimes actually recover from a vegetative state, or if these people were not truly in a vegetative state to begin with.

    1. Re:Please educate yourself by PhotoBoy · · Score: 1

      Educate yourself, Schiavo showed no signs of brain functions whatsoever.

    2. Re:Please educate yourself by megari · · Score: 1

      She was reported to blink her eyes, track moving objects with her eyes and have a sleep rhythm. Those may not be signs of higher brain function, but they are brain activity nonetheless. Even so, there was no hope of recovery to normal due to the extent of the damage.

      Actually, without brain activity she would not have been able to breathe on her own, which she did. She would have been braindead and thus dead (depending on legislation), which she was not.

      Being brain dead is considered being dead because one is 1) In a state where there is absolutely no electrical activity in the brain 2) There is no blood circulation in the brain, preventing any hope of recovery - the brain is actually in a state of decay. If you are brain dead, you will never wake up - you're gone for good.

      It is important to realize that both 1) and 2) are required and in most legislations these have to be confirmed by at least two doctors and a brain scan - and even this is an oversimplification of the procedure needed. People tend to mix up vegetative state and the state of being brain dead. The latter is absolutely irreversible as _all_ hope is gone - the brain has no activity or blood circulation whatsoever and is decaying - while the former state might be reversible as there is some brain activity. In any case and most importantly, the former means that the patient is not dead.

  78. Umm... psychic? by Chmcginn · · Score: 3, Funny
    Because it wouldn't be something if you were psychic while in a coma, for 18 years. I mean, who would you tell?

    I guess it depends on what kind of psychic you're talking about... but I would assume the ability to recieve and broadcast... In which case it would be the perfect cover. Who's going to suspect the guy in the almost-coma of being the one secretly controlling the world, eh?

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  79. V. S. Ramachandran. Phantoms in the Brain (1998). by SaberTaylor · · Score: 1

    Corresponds to the book I am reading, the chapter about phantom limbs. Neat stuff.

    After losing a limb, within 24 hours the old brain area controlling the limb may be taken over by the near-by brain. The short times strongly suggests that the re-wiring is using existing connections rather than growing new pathways. Puts a new spin on the old folklore that we only use 10% of the brain.

    The cross-wiring creates strange results, such as some people hearing a ringing in their ear when their brain sends the signal to their eyes to look left (or right). In this book is the first time I've seen the phrase "literal hallucination."

    In the Penfield brain map, the feet controls are next to the genital controls. Explains a bit right there. Earlobes, similar.

    In the most scientifically exciting event to the author, a droplet of water trickled down the face of an owner of a phantom limb. He described the track of sensation down the flesh where the unused brain control had been remapped.

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  80. Slashdot != America by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    I would think that anyone here older than 25 had at least a Commodore 64 in the mid-80s

    (Emphasis added)

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  81. Who's the secretary of state? by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    Sam Kinneson?

  82. There is more to the story of Terry Wallis by hernick · · Score: 5, Informative

    Terry woke up three years ago, and the story was rather widely reported back then. In fact, Terri Schiavo has, in her time, often been compared to Terry - in fact, their medical cases share almost no similarities.

    The story itself has woken up in 2006, for reasons unknown. You can find a better article than the one of the front page at http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060703/full/060703 -5.html

    This everything2 article is probably the best I found about Terry, including updates from 2004: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=147582 5

    Also, some updates on the family's fight with health services, from 2005: http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/6/21 /143438.shtml

    1. Re:There is more to the story of Terry Wallis by Xiroth · · Score: 1

      This isn't the story about him waking up, this is a story on the ongoing research on how he woke up, which is far more interesting than reporting on some statistical fluke.

    2. Re:There is more to the story of Terry Wallis by doubtless · · Score: 1

      The original CNN article reporting this incident dated July 2003

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  83. Yeah, that's the point... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    next of kin to a brain dead patient

    This guy wasn't ever brain dead. Full brain death is when even the stem is toast - you need life support just to breath.

    Persistent vegetative state is when brain function beyond circulation, digestion, and respiration are gone.

    It's been a few years since a close relation was in a coma, but as I remember, there was 20 criteria, from pupil response to awareness of pain, that a patient had to fail (in two tests, something like 30 days apart) to be considered vegetative. Mrs. Schiavo fit into this category.

    As I understood it at the time, minimally conscious state was when one passed most or all of the criteria, but did not regain consciousness for a long period of time. None of the articles specifically state, but we can assume that this guy passed most of the criteria not too long after the accident. Mrs. Schiavo did not. At least not according to the doctors at the hospital or nursing home. (I think her parents may have testified that there was pupil response, but....)

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    1. Re:Yeah, that's the point... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      As I understood it at the time, minimally conscious state was when one passed most or all of the criteria, but did not regain consciousness for a long period of time. None of the articles specifically state, but we can assume that this guy passed most of the criteria not too long after the accident. Mrs. Schiavo did not. At least not according to the doctors at the hospital or nursing home. (I think her parents may have testified that there was pupil response, but....)

      Considering they were willing to slander and libel Mr. Schiavo at every opportunity and heavily edit video to give the false appearance of some level of cognitive function, I'd say the Schindlers would have made up any fable.

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    2. Re:Yeah, that's the point... by Chmcginn · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Considering they were willing to slander and libel Mr. Schiavo at every opportunity and heavily edit video to give the false appearance of some level of cognitive function, I'd say the Schindlers would have made up any fable.

      Yeah, that was my feeling. When a relative of mine was in a similair state a number of years back, all the doctors that we talked to pretty much said the same thing - coming back from a coma was possible, although very rare if they didn't wake up within a few months. But at a certain point, there's nothing left to repair... it's the difference between a puncture wound and amputation.

      On a side note... It wasn't until after the whole Schiavo thing blew over that I figured out why it bothered me so much. The very same people who go on about the sanctity of marriage were trying to take away the right of a spouse to make medical decisions for a incapitated spouse. Isn't that a much worse precedent that my two female neigbors?

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    3. Re:Yeah, that's the point... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The problem with the whole Schiavo affair was that it was knee-jerk, emotional, subjective, and in the case of the politicians, cold and tactical. It ought to have been obvious to the right-to-life bunch that they were being played by the Schindlers, but the Schindlers were, whatever their lack of morals and ethics, pretty skilled media operators. As to the right-to-lifers and the politicians, the opportunity to use what was ultimately a private affair (and hardly a unique one) was simply too good to ignore. I think most of them knew the Schindlers and their supporters were full of crap, that all the claims against Mr. Schiavo were slander, and that Mrs. Schiavo had absolutely no chance of recovery. But what is precedent and tradition when you can score a few points? Fortunately, at the end of the day, the American public was, by and large, not fooled, and regardless of their position on whether Mrs. Schiavo should have been kept alive or not, recognized that this was nothing more than a cold, calculating ploy to gain political advantage from a terrible and tragic situation.

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  84. This is Not News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By all rights, I should be completely unable to listen or speak a spoken language. That part of my brain is simply broken. Yet, after 20+ years, I can naturally converse like "normal" people. My brain had rewired itself.

  85. His last comments: by TemplesA · · Score: 0
    Ahhhhhhhhh!?

    Datsun is Nissan!?

    Ford still makes crap!?

    Rush is still making music!?

    * Dies *

  86. There goes my living will.... by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    My wife and I have living wills that allow each of us to request the termination of artificial life support for the other in the event that one of us is in a "persistent vegetative state" for some period of time. The period of time is open to interpretation and, hopefully, medical advice. Our fear was that some of our relatives (of the religious fundamentalist variety) would seek to keep us alive indefinitely to fulfill their own agenda. Now it looks like that might not be such a bad idea. 19 years is an awfully long time to be bed-ridden, but as it turns out, death lasts even longer.

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    1. Re:There goes my living will.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death may last a long time, but fortunately the one who is dead is no longer existing to experience it. Good system.

    2. Re:There goes my living will.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure? How old are you now? How old in 20 years? Do you want to wake up some day a confused, brain damaged (this guy is awake but brain damaged) pensioner?
      It's bad enough being old, but I can imagine that being in the state this guy is in with the added complications of being 65 (with a body that's fallen apart from 20 years of lying in bed). It's a vision of hell. You're stuck in a hospital, confused, decayed, watched all the time, you can't escape or even kill yourself.
      Fuck that. Death is better.

      Think of your family too - do you want to put them through looking after you forever? Wouldn't it be better for them to move on?

  87. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Starcub · · Score: 0, Troll

    Indeed you should have modded down, but slashbot moderators are just as immature it seems. I don't mind critisism levied IAW reasoned debate, but you simply shot out an insult without any support. FYI, both sides had medical experts on thier side. Its a shame Shiavo's family claims didn't get the same attention from the media that her husband did. In fact, a priest who was present with Terri during her last days had this to say about her: "I will never forget my hours with Terri, both before and after her feeding tube was removed. She responded to me, and she responded to others who visited her. She laughed, she tried to speak, she returned her parents' kisses, she followed us with her eyes, she closed her eyes when I prayed with her and opened them when we were finished. Medical examiners can offer their conclusions because of what they saw, but none of that changes what we saw. But both we and the medical examiners were looking in from the outside. Any honest medical expert will admit that there is so much about the human brain we still don't know." Now that hardly sounds like PVS to me. So who am I supposed to believe? The guy who's paying out settlement money to continue her medical care, or the medical staff who probably wanted her organs, or the priest and family who supposedly have Terri's best interests at heart?

  88. Dramatic, but common? by meburke · · Score: 1

    When my daughter was about 2, she started learning to read using methods developed by Glen Doman.

    I was totally impressed to find out about the recovery work in neuro-stimulation that Dr. Doman was doing; people with paralyzing strokes learned to speak and walk normally, a boy with no brain on one hemisphere learned and acted normally, people with brain injuries were recoveing normal or near-normal function.

    This story illustrates a dramatic case of something that we might have had a handle on for over 40 years! I'm disturbed by the mention in the article that the patient was refused a re-evauation at a later date.

    To see some other information regarding lesser brain damage, see http://www.iahp.org/Brain_Injured_Children.203.0.h tml. Contrast that with the information by Dr. Daniel Amen http://www.amenclinic.com/ and check out the "Brainplace" link. Dr. Doman wanted to treat the brain, and characterizes approaches like Dr. Amen's as "treating the symptoms", yet Dr. Amen seems to believe that Psychiatrists and Neuro-whatevers should actually LOOK at the organ they are treating and take appropriate action for now. Both have a very good record. Personally, if my kid was suffering from something like ADHD, I'd want to relieve the symptoms as soon as possible on one hand, but I'd hate to spoil the chancs for a permanent cure on the other.

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  89. Is there any chance for Bush to recover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we expect one day that a synapse will appear between his two neurons?

    Experts say that for the first time in many years he has shown some brain activities when he was at Elvis's Graceland. Others think it's more a matter of reflex...

  90. Nanoprobes. by SpanishArcher · · Score: 1

    Those lil' things are to be credited for this.
    The Doctor would say that his neural pathways were reconfigured by advanced Borg technology.
    Bless the collective.

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  91. AHhhh by johnty · · Score: 1
    Your friend's case is sort of like spontaneously repairing a cut trace on the motherboard of a computer. This case is more like the extra floating point unit in the processor reconfiguring itself to replace a damaged instruction decoder.

    NOW it all makes sense. speaking in a language we can understand...

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    1. Re:AHhhh by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's all about the appropriate analogies.

  92. Yes, but still it was informative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like, uh, I never knew my brane had wires.

    1. Re:Yes, but still it was informative... by thc69 · · Score: 1
      I never knew my brane had wires.
      No, your brane has strings.
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  93. natalie portman deat at 46 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one, welcome our new, not so funny, overlords!

    oh look! a petrified stephen king covered in hot grits, gotta go!

  94. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by plunge · · Score: 1

    I shot an insult, because in the end, that's the only thing that serves any purpose. Just as with the evolution debate, there comes a time when you realize that certain viewpoints have made themselves completely immune to any reasoned argument and you will only be wasting your time if you engage them.

    Now, I happen to love reasoned argument. But if by some quirk of cosmic chance you happen to be a reasonable Schiavo groupie, then you can blame your irrational raving fellows for ruining any hope I might have that there is any point in having a discussion on this issue with someone that makes the same vile accusations and lousy arguments, or thinks that quacks and Senators watching videotapes is the same thing as "medical experts" or are innocent and without their own agendas or biases.

  95. 1987? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Um, I had my first personal computer in 1981. An Apple II.

  96. Who looked after him by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    So I wonder who looked after him? Being the caregiver can be almost a jail sentance.

  97. Maybe that's your view on it ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 2

    If I'd been awake after such a long time and I know there are many people behind be, happy that I woke up, getting all the support I'd get ... I'd be happy at that time. Who knows he can work from plumbing to computers, depending on his own persistance and the support he will get with this.

    Living in this society is a very depressing thing; for sure if you are thrown 19 years further in life; although; it might be a nice view for him, depending on how he will think and develop; so why not give this guy a chance in life instead of expecting the worst ?

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    1. Re:Maybe that's your view on it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post completely misses the reality of this case. The amazing thing is that he "woke up" at all, but he is still severely brain damaged. His mental and memory capacity is a few seconds. His primary passtime is making crude sexual passes at his daughter (who he still does not understand is his daughter). He does not have the mental capacity even to understand his situation. Barring some massive miraculous improvement he will won't be socially functional, much less professionally functional.

      19 years of coma maintenance, just to come out of it as little more than a semi-talking vegetable. I'm inclined to agree with the grandparent post, that this case may be more of a horror show of modern medical science than a miracle of modern medical science.

  98. History for nerds... by Kuukai · · Score: 1

    This story came out more than three years ago. A year and a half ago I saw a documentary about it. Not to say it isn't interesting, but it's been covered... Isn't there a statute of limitations or something? I wonder how hard it would be to sneak "Scientists Invent Amazing New 'Atom Bomb'" or "Greeks Discover Earth is Spherical" past Zonk early in the morning...

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  99. Ignorant "myth-debunking" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a big difference saying you use 10 percent of the minds potential and 10 percent of the brain regions.

    Can you actually claim you are using 100% of your minds potential?

    Of course not.

    I found this Urband Legends "myth debunking" very unclear, unfocused and confusing. It is more engaged in ad hominem attacks, ridicule and stigma against alternative views. How convenient to use UFOs to win an argument!

    There are no real facts or deep enquiry into the subject. Instead the claim is that PET scans show activity in all regions of the brain, therefore we are using "100% of our brain/brainarea/brainmass/mind", or whatever point is trying to be established. Everybody who thinks otherwise is an idiot and clearly out to sell you something. End of discussion.

    That is not a constructive debate or debunking, displays ignorance and dogma, and no real interest in finding the truth.

    For myself I can happily state that I know for certain, from experience that we are not using 100% of our mind capacity/potential. But why should I try to convince someone who has obviously not experienced it, and is only ridiculing what he doesn't understand?

    The phrase of only using 10% of the minds potential, for me, is an inspiration to better myself. I can only pray the author will someday understand this too.

    1. Re:Ignorant "myth-debunking" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      For myself I can happily state that I know for certain, from experience that we are not using 100% of our mind capacity/potential. But why should I try to convince someone who has obviously not experienced it, and is only ridiculing what he doesn't understand?

      My only response to this pure bullshit statement is what you said about the debunking: That is not a constructive debate or debunking, displays ignorance and dogma, and no real interest in finding the truth.

      The phrase of only using 10% of the minds potential, for me, is an inspiration to better myself. I can only pray the author will someday understand this too.

      I can only pray that you will stop praying for people as if it meant something.

      I sincerely hope you get more than 10% of a clue, as well.

      Especially since this last statement of yours makes it look like you realize how lame your belief that we use 10% of our brain is, and you just keep it around for inspiration. If you're inspired by what you know is bullshit, then just go hang out with the other metaphysical sheeple. You don't deserve to breathe my air.

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  100. And if the brain was just a tool after all ! by andr386 · · Score: 1

    And if our brain was just an interface for our conciousness (spirit, ... ) to use our body. Now if one's brain is damaged, can't you consider that one's conciousness will try to repair its interface ... As soon as we put our conciousness at doing something specific we develop a specific intelligence : body intelligence, mathematical intelligence, emotionnal intelligence. Even if there is nothing scientific in my explanation I can't stop wondering wether we are a really just a brain tha will rott and die or if we are more that that.

  101. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Alsee · · Score: 2, Informative

    So who am I supposed to believe? The guy who's paying out settlement money to continue her medical care, or the medical staff who probably wanted her organs, or the priest and family who supposedly have Terri's best interests at heart?

    How about you go with the autopsy?

    The brain itself weighed 615 g, only half the weight expected for a female of her age, height, and weight. Microscopic examination revealed extensive damage to nearly all brain regions, including the cerebral cortex, the thalami, the basal ganglia, the hippocampus, the cerebellum, and the midbrain. The neuropathologic changes in her brain were precisely of the type seen in patients who enter a PVS following cardiac arrest. Throughout the cerebral cortex, the large pyramidal neurons that comprise some 70 percent of cortical cells--critical to the functioning of the cortex--were completely lost.

    The cortical neurons, the ones that do the thinking, the ones that make a person a person, where completely GONE.

    Kidney and other various tissue that still lives and works does not a living person make. Kidney and other various tissue that is dead or gone not make a person dead. The only organ that matters, the only tissue that matters, the thinking cortical brain neurons where completely gone. Not just dead brain tissue, but gone brain tissue. Dead and disintegrated. Terri died so long ago that she had long ago returned to dust. The only organ that mattered had died and disintegrated and returned to dust long ago.

    All that remained of brain tissue were autonomic reflexes and a shriveled mush of non-thinking support cells. The blood vessel cells remained, the connective support cells remained, but the thinking neurons were gone. A small shriveled lump of empty goo.

    So who am I supposed to believe?

    Had you looked into the facts and the science of the case, had you paid attention to the calm reasonable rational court review and rulings on the case, it should have been easy to spot that one side of the fight was the "reality based community" and had the facts of reality on their side, and tha the other side of the battle were irrational crusaders with a serious reality-disconnect and reality-disinterest.

    The autopsy proves that the people claiming that Terri was awake, alive, concious, and most of all responsive were either lying, or more likely self deceiving about it. People sitting there watching Terri's body breath and blink and twitch autonomically who convined themselves that some random blink or twitch was a meaningful concious reply to their questions and actions... convincing themselves and deluding themselves because they so desperately wanted to beleive, people who so desperately wanted to ignore and dismiss all of the facts of reality, people who so desperately wanted to ignore and reject the science and all the evidence.

    I'm sorry to beat this horse to death, but the only organ that mattered, the thinking brain, was completely gone. Period. End of story. Gone. It is unbeleivable how many people are in such denial about that fact. No thinking brain tissue means no mind and no person and no possibility there was any concious response to anything.

    And it's obscene that politicians and activists took this sad sad case and turned it into a circus and political football. That people took this sad sad case and abused it for their peorsonal political aggrandizement.

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  102. Re:Time-Travelled 19 years into the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Waking up thinking that it is still 1984 and realizing that it is now 2006, I wonder if this man would think that he has been transported through time into the future. And found that there's still no flying car.

  103. As a Neuro R.N.... by crusher-1 · · Score: 1

    From the article: "It suggests the human brain shows far greater potential for recovery and regeneration then ever suspected." Well, both from professional and personal experience this is not the revelation they claim. Yes it is significant but not unprecedented. It is a well known fact that patients are known to recover lost function up to 19 years after the initial insult to the tissue (in this case that would be both grey and white mater). This is as well documented in the medical journals and case studies.

    On a personal note, my mother had an AVM (arterial-venous malformation) that blew (aka a bleed). She initially had the classic signs of a CVA (Cerebral Vascular Accident) which includes both bleeds and anoxic conditions [aka stroke]), in her case that was hemiplagia on the left side (contralateral to the side of the insult to the brain tissue) with ipsolateral (same side - right side) facial palsy with the associated somatic paresthesia (numbness). This abated completely within a little over a year at around 90% and complete recovery in around 3 to 4 years. However, one function she lost was thermal regulation (couldn't sweat or shiver/goosebumps)and had to be careful in semi-extreme temperatures.

    Well, guess what, about 18 years later she noticed one hot day she started to sweat. Since then her ability to thermal regulate has steadily being increasing.

    One of the key factors in a patients recovery is therapy (physical, occupational and in some cases speech). Many MD's instill a feeling of "get used to it" mentality in their patients. Therefore patients generally accept this, especially in light of the changes in body perceptons. Their bodies don't function as they did prior to their incident and statements by medical professionals (usually MD's) reinforces their sense of hopelessness. This is especially true if the patient in a comatose state, but still shows positive brain activity. The mechanism of recovery are still a mystery. But medical literature has many case studies that support my argument. The object is to normalize as much as possible with the realistic expectation of gaining back most functions, but realistically as to not instill false hope (which is why most physicians are perceived as pessimistic in these cases).

    The strange part of this is the number of years - 19. For some reasons regardless of whatever function you regain, if you don't get it back within that 19 year period you generally won't. (generally)

  104. Re:Umm... psychic? by jozmala · · Score: 1
    >> Because it wouldn't be something if you were psychic while in a coma, for 18 years. I mean, who would you tell?

    >I guess it depends on what kind of psychic you're talking about... but I would assume the ability to recieve and broadcast... In which case it would be the perfect cover. Who's going to suspect the guy in the almost-coma of being the one secretly controlling the world, eh?

    I don't really think its a secret. Except that the psychic part is not verified.

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  105. Futurama by sinack69 · · Score: 1

    This article reminds me of the episode of Futurama where Fry was infected with worms. The worms ended up "rebuilding" Fry's innards. Once again, bridging the gap between sci-fi and reality.

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  106. This could indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    be developed to cure many brain diseases but so could the stem cells and I'd like to think that stem cells would prove to be more efficient especially when talking about diseases like spinocerebellar degeneration.

  107. But... by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

    I thought this was common knowledge, so I was therefore unsurprised that when I lost function to brain damage years ago I was able to recover much of the function before the damage got cleared away and replaced with new brain tissue. Of course, the last part was the most surprising to me...

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  108. After 19 years did a console light up.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in his head saying "Re-route. Alternate power."?

  109. In Soviet Russia.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU are not funny.

  110. Not true at all. by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    You could use 100% of your brain and still have a successful "re-wiring" - what would be going on is your brain is sacrificing less important functions for others.

    For example - you may have a horrible stroke and lose your speech and sight - but because your brain is still recieving neural impulses from your eyes, and auditory ones from your ears, over time it could "re-wire" itself through the good tissue to have at least partial restoration of those functions which are both very important, and also very path-stimulating in the brain.

    But you may not be getting those at zero cost - some of those paths may have previously been used for other things - hand-eye coordination, or some long-term memory storage, or motor memory for some skill set. Any of which could be lost, and you may not even realize it. It's not like we can run a regression test on a person's brain to ensure that after it's repairs it knows everything it did before.

  111. Nutritious boll weevils & honey plus Oxy-Necta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wouldn't have taken the man 20 years for the re-wiring to kick in if they had given him more nutritious breakfasts made of boll weevils, Honey and sprinkled with Oxy-Nectar. After just 3 years, why, he could have become a GREAT INVENTOR and then gotten stomped into The Great Big Lebowski oops La Brea Tar Pits hole by the current Whitehouse Administration trying to secure its control over everyone's "affordable energy" dollars. 3 years, not 20, so the poor injured man laid there not being fed any special nutrition barrage for 17 years longer than he should have, eh? Yep, that's the American Medicine Juggernaut at work.

  112. And the winner is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do women fake orgasms?

    They think we care.

  113. Its Professor X! by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    Don't be fooled by brain rewiring. The man born without a conscious actually got one after a battle with the Phoenix. Everyone should know this after watching Xmen3 the whole way past the credits.

  114. I fold by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    Wow, I thought we were over this topic. I'm gonna remove folding@home as my "backup" for when seti doesn't have any work. Back to climateprediction for me!

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  115. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Cheile · · Score: 1

    How come I never get mod points when there is something like this to mod up... (sigh)

  116. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Starcub · · Score: 1

    The family and thier representatives probably presented thier arguements emotionally because they felt that would be the most effective means of convincing people to intervene on thier behalf. The problem is that popular media largely ignored them and the family's reps didn't have the capability to subvert them to reach the public. Do yourself a favor (and others) and visit the web site hosted by the priest who I was quoting: http://www.priestsforlife.org/terri/index.htm. As for watching videos, it doesn't take a genious to figure out that someone who responds to you is not braindead. The evidence suggests to me that the medical experts supporting the family are right and that the populace in general has bought into a position developed and presented by the medical experts hired by Terri's husband. I've seen vidoes of her myself that confirm what the priest said. Hired 'experts' appear to be using the brain scan as evidence that Terri was PVS and purely reflexive whereas any random person off the street could look at the videos (do you think the governor would intervene without strong evidence?) and realize that she clearly was responsive, not PVS.

  117. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Starcub · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry to beat this horse to death, but the only organ that mattered, the thinking brain, was completely gone. Period. End of story. Gone. It is unbeleivable how many people are in such denial about that fact. No thinking brain tissue means no mind and no person and no possibility there was any concious response to anything.

    Indeed I have looked in the facts of the case, moreso appearently than most people. The real shame is that not even one video (and I've seen video on EWTN), which would have been enough to destroy the claims of the husband's medical experts, got the same air time by the press. Quite honestly, considering the maltreatment Terri recieved from the medical community (being familiar with the facts of the case I'm sure you are aware of the malpractice claims suscessfully brought against her caretakers), it's amazing she was responsive at all. You should read the opposition before regurgitating such completely inaccurate information. You can start by visiting the site hosted by the priest who was with Terri and her family through to the end: http://www.priestsforlife.org/terri/index.htm

  118. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Alsee · · Score: 1

    regurgitating such completely inaccurate information

    Excuuuuse me? Are you claiming that I misquoted the autopsy report - particularly in that the cortical neurons were "completely gone"?

    Or are you some selfdeluded fanatic who simply puts blinders on and sticks his fingers in his ears and pretends that certain peices of reality do not exist when you dislike that reailty? Or are you some conspiracy nutcase claing that the coroner committed a crime aand outright lied in the autopsy report and that the rest of the government and the rest of the medical community are in some grand conspiracy against you?

    Terri's cortical neurons were
    COMPLETELY
    GONE .


    That is a fact of reality. The only organ that mattered - the thinking brain neurons - were completely gone. There was nothing left that could think. Nothing left that could remember. Nothing left that could see. Nothing left that could feel. Nothing left that was concious. Nothing left that could conciously respond. Not only dead, but long dead and disintegrated to dust. Nothing left but empty body tissue with autonomic reflexes.

    video

    I can take hundreds of hours of video of a weather vane blowing randomly in the wind easily dig through it glueing together bits and pieces to MANUFACTURE a presentaion "prooving" that the weather vane is "responding" to things I say and "prooving" that the weather vane can see and conciously follow a colored ball as I wave it back and forth.

    Some people have attacked the part of the autopsy report about the occular regions being completely destroyed and resultant physical absolute blindness - that "they say it's OK to kill her because she's blind". No, of course not. The reason absolute physical blindness is a killer point proving you wrong - the reason absolute physical impossibility of any sight at all is a killer point proving you wrong - is because it just proves your favorite video is nothing but a manufactured lie. That even if we assume Terri were still alive and concious in there, that it would be a physical impossibility to see and conciously track a colored ball being waved back and forth. That the video was in fact nothing but an editing deception, exactly the same way you can create an illusion of a weather vane "seeing" and tracking a colored ball.

    air time by the press

    Oh christ. Public oppinion polls to not determine reality.

    What matters are physical tests and the knowledge/understanding/information of actual medical experts. And it all got dragged through the courts and the courts impartially revivewed all of the physical tests and all of the physical evidence and all of the experts. The courts not only saw the video you cite - but the courts ALSO got to see the UNEDITED video. The courts got to see the hours and hours of non-concious autonomic random twitches and blinks etc. The court got to see that questions were asked over and over and over, and that objects were held up in front of her over and over and over, and that sooner or later those non-concious twitches will coincidentally align with the questioning or the presented movent. That it wasn't Terri conciously responding to the people around her. That Terri's eyes would regularly dift back and forth no matter what, and that it was the people making the tapes who were learning and copying and presenting those patterns over and over.

    Or maybe you're right. Maybe all of those evil "educated elite" expert doctors and expert coroners and professional judges are all in some grand conspiracy to commit a variety of crimes from fraud to murder. They all hate God and they all hate you and they all just like to lie and they all just like to commit random murders. Yep, they're all conspiring to get you.

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  119. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Starcub · · Score: 1

    The courts not only saw the video you cite - but the courts ALSO got to see the UNEDITED video.

    The courts or the judge? The Gov also got to review the evidence and evidently came to a different conclusion. Again, there were medical experts on both sides of this issue. And believe it or not, you aren't adding anything to this. You're just regurgitating the opinion of some guy and his crew of doctors and lawyers who had financial (and possibly other) incentives to see her die. Would you rather take the word of someone who started dating other women while his wife was still alive? Would you date other women if you cared to see your own wife live? You need to seriously contrast that with the evidence presented by Terri's family and friends, people who's motives for Terri I find much more credible (who according to your testimony were lying).

    As for the video, I assume that all that thorough research you did made you aware that access to Terri (even for her own family) was strictly limited by her husband. Yet you seem to think that Terri's family and friends shot hours upon hours of video of her (presumably without her extremely attentive care takers taking notice) in the hopes that they might get one shot that would trick people into believing she was responsive.

    Then again maybe you are right, and Terri's family, friends, doctors and lawyers and most importantly, God and the church, were all conspiring against Terri's husband (and Terri as well if you believe her husband).

    Reserve your personal attacks for yourself, it might do you some good.

  120. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Alsee · · Score: 1

    You have not disputed that the autopsy turned up that Terri's cortical neurons where completely gone. I have stated that more times than I care to count. You have never claimed it was wrong. You have never made any argument against it. You have never answered or even addressed it at all. You simply glaze over it repeatedly and pretend it doesn't exist. I even put it in bold text over and over, and you still pretend it doesn't exist. I even broke it out a separate from any other text and spelled it out
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    and you still pretend it doesn't exist. You don't say it's wrong - you just mentally blot out inconvienent bits of reality.

    You have also simply ignored my position that when a person's thinking brain is completely dead and gone, that person is completely dead and gone. You have not disputed it. You have not addressed it at all. Again, you simply ignore it.

    As far as I can see, unless you dispute at least one of those two points are conceding that Terri was dead and gone years ago. As far as I can see, if you do not dispute at least one of those two points then the entire issue is resolved.

    It doesn't matter who you want to attack as an evil liar, and it doesn't matter what evil motivations you want to allege against anyone them for why you think they are/were be evil liars. All of your ad-hominem attacks against those people are nonsensical and/or irrelevant noise if Terri was already long dead and gone.

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  121. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Starcub · · Score: 1

    The video makes the autopsy results irrelevent, rather it supports the position reported by the priest and the other medical experts -- that we don't completely understand how the brain works. Moreover, we don't know wether or not it might have been possible for the body to stimulate or regenerate any missing function, especially if good medical care had been afforded to her (which appearently was not the case). You rejected the video evidence; that is within your personal perogative. However, the evidence indicates to me that even if Terri was long gone, *someone* was in that body...