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  1. Re:I'm in management now... on HTTP: The Definitive Guide · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can't fire them if they're in marketing and they insist on saying things like "This HTTP sounds interesting. Can it be put in the web?"

    Oh yeah, the same applies to human resources.

  2. Re:Pu Tang on Old Hard Drives = Free Electricity · · Score: 1

    What's "sex"?

  3. Re:Why do they bother? on A Brief History of the Internet · · Score: 1

    Man, it's like September all year around.

    Anyone remember that phrase?

    It refers to newbies students clogging usenet, flaming and otherwise needing to learn netiquette as the academic year started and universities handed out e-mail addresses.

    Back in, say, the mid 90s, people began complaining that it felt like September all year 'round.

    Personally, I never found Septembers the problem. It was more like October 'cause it took time for people to learn what an e-mail account was.

    Those were the days.

  4. There's a new Matrix movie? on Matrix Reloads to $42.5 Million Opening · · Score: 5, Funny

    First I've heard of it.

  5. SMTP on FTC vs. Open SMTP Relays · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think 'Star Motion Trek Picture' when reading SMTP?

  6. Ster number one in voiding warranties on Taking Apart An Airport Extreme Base Station · · Score: 5, Funny

    Publish on a web site that you are voiding their warranty by cracking their product open.

    Thanks, though.

  7. 640 Agent Smiths ought to be enough for anybody on First Matrix Reloaded Review · · Score: 2, Informative

    The first film I saw drunk and was still able to shoot holes in the "plot".

    Why use humans at all? If all you need is a powersource, stick in sheep? Less troublesome by half.

    The caloric efficiency of using bodies as massive networked energy sources is a concept I don't buy. Cripes. Burning wood has to be more efficient.

    Of course, if you choose that route then you don't have a story, my point exactly.

    Moreover, who cares what people in the matrix think? If they revolt, so what? If I want a how do you perceive reality story, I'll take "Rosencratnz and Gildenstern are Dead" any day.

    Lastly, this is a nitpick I know, but bullets travel at well over the speed of sound. I don't care how fast you pull the trigger, with the action of a semi-automatic, the bullets will likely be 100 feet apart between shots.

  8. Re:If you opt out on Gates on Digital Restrictions Technologies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only terrorists will want to opt out.

  9. Re:Suspicious? on Internet + Wireless Cameras = Homeland Security · · Score: 1

    There was a short story about a pedestrian, who, one evening, decided to forgoe his television. He went out for a walk and took in the air of suburbian night, listened to the wind in the trees, the insects, and noticed the omnipresent blue glow of the televisions in everyone's windows.

    The police came and arrested him because he couldn't explain what he was doing.

    What people do that is "strange" is relative. The people acting sane are often the stand-outs.

  10. Re:Summary on Interview with Student Sued by RIAA · · Score: 1

    Most jurisdictions have laws against aiding criminals, but I think this may be a strange extension of the concept. I mean, I am anti-tobacco, so I might sue RJR, but farm equipment companies like John Deere strikes me as an unworthy extension of responsibility.

  11. Re:broken memories :( on Childhood Memories Ruined by the Internet? · · Score: 1

    There's porn on usenet?

  12. Re:broken memories :( on Childhood Memories Ruined by the Internet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that Carrie Fisher looks like one of my math teachers, my childhood memories of her in that aluminum bikini are ruined. Well, there's always Veronica Hamel from Hill Street Blues.

  13. Re:Wow on New Terminator 3 Trailer Released · · Score: 1

    The other limitation is fear.

    People who cut cheques are afraid of making stories that will not be understood by people who watch wrestling, so the language is simplified, the plots simplified and so forth.

    This leads to clot-headed morons stumbling around, with cloudy motivations, doing heroic stuff in slow motion with no resemblance to the laws of physics.

    Want to see a good action flick? See "The Train" with Burt Lancaster.

  14. Re:If I was an interviewer I'd ask the following.. on How Would You Move Mount Fuji? · · Score: 1

    Sell it on line to oversexed Japanese salarymen.

  15. Next they''ll sue ISPs with Usenet access on Record Labels Sue Napster's VC · · Score: 1

    Because that facilitates sharing.

  16. Re:Business Intelligence? on What Is the Future of Business Intelligence? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I worked as a business plan writer and competitive intelligence-type guy. It is amazing how many higher ups ask for idiot things like a pie chart for something that only has one category. Or, having asked you to research a complex subject for six months, ask you to summarize the summary of the executive summary.

    What happens next is that they realize you know the material better than they, so they get rid of you.

    This leaves them free to mis-manage without looking over their shoulders.

  17. Corona on Secret Empire · · Score: 0

    Here's a link with a few details about corona. http://www.nro.gov/corona/sysinfo2.htm

  18. I know how the RIAA can make money on RIAA, This Is Earth, Please Come In! · · Score: 0

    Get a nice, big, fat US government contract estimating how many weapons of mass destruction there are in Iraq.

    (PS MP3s are for convenience, not quality. I have no trouble paying for a CD because I get to hear a good quality recording as opposed to an Mp3 with half the information missing.)

  19. Now here's a cool aircraft: The Su-37 on Concorde to be Grounded · · Score: 0

    The Su-37. The Mpegs may not load in Safari. Granted it's no passenger liner, but wow can this plane manoeuvre http://www.rusarms.com/?linkid=1607&catid=255

  20. Re:link to story (no reg req'd) on Librarians Join the Fight Against The Patriot Act · · Score: 0

    Re: www with archive.

    That is about THE niftiest tip I've read in a while. Thanks much.

  21. Girls and stuff on Diamonds As Room-Temperature Superconductors · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A geek's best friend is a computer.
    Diamonds are a girl's best friend
    Computers are made from diamonds....
    Ergo:
    Girls start hanging with computers.

    Waaaah! We still lose.

  22. If machines do become sentient on AI in Sci-Fi · · Score: 0

    I hope they keep some of us alive as pets. :/

  23. Big Trouble in Little China on What's Your Favorite Underappreciated Movie? · · Score: 0

    God, I love this picture. Kurt Russell as a John Wayne-wannabe bluffs his way through a hysterical 1982 adventure. See it. A definite pick-me-up.

  24. Has anyone made this joke yet? on Are We Not Ready For 64-Bit? · · Score: 0

    Thirty-two bits should be enough for everybody.

  25. Gimmie Quest for Glory Vl on Top Ten Dying Game Genres · · Score: 1

    A good quest adventure optimized for home compters, rather than a game console will always be a delight. Hard to do, yes. Essentially a D&D for one will always require a good plot, good graphics. Amazing. This is exactly where films screw up. There's a reason why "The Man Who Would Be King" will be watched 100 years from now and "Attack of the Clowns" won't. It's worth watching. All latest transparancies and doo-dads are great, but Quest for Glory V is still worth repeat play because the plot changes. Will you win and still not get the girl? It depends? Better and more complex than the simplified crap one gets on game consoles. Of course, I wouldn't know. I don't play consoles. Mind you, I haven't even owned a TV in years. Gimmie print. Gimmie plot.