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AI in Sci-Fi

An anonymous submitter writes: "Stumbled upon a pretty interesting article considering the idea, 'What would machines do if they did achieve sentience?' It's by a sci-fi author I haven't heard of but worked with Kubrick on AI, he takes the whole AI or sentient machine idea a little further than we normally see in film."

358 comments

  1. Answer is obvious by Carmody · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...start taking the actuarial exams.

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    God is real unless declared integer
    1. Re:Answer is obvious by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 1

      I don't get it.

    2. Re:Answer is obvious by 56ker · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, not everyone knows what an actuary does. An actuary is a statistician who computes insurance risks and premiums (usually they advise management on other issues too - for instance how an increasing life expectancy will affect how much the company pays out in pensions). It wouldn't be very difficult to write a computer program to answer an actuarial exam correctly as maths is the one thing computers are very good at. However you would end up with the computer getting 100% in a nanosecond - then twiddling its thumbs for the next two hours - waiting for the humans to catch up with it. ;o)

    3. Re:Answer is obvious by ccp · · Score: 1

      Neither do I.

      Is the joke really obscure or are we morons?

      Im not sure if I want to know.

      Cheers,

    4. Re:Answer is obvious by Denjiro · · Score: 1

      Best I can figure is that it's an obscure Tron reference. Ram was an actuarial program.

    5. Re:Answer is obvious by Carmody · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Can't explain the joke without ruining the humor. It isn't a pop-culture reference. If you have spent time with any real-life actuaries, you would get the joke.

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      God is real unless declared integer
    6. Re:Answer is obvious by podperson · · Score: 1

      The computer needs to parse the questions in the exam correctly first. At the moment, humans win this race pretty easily.

    7. Re:Answer is obvious by 56ker · · Score: 1

      ever heard of cameras? With two high resolution video cameras, some OCR software - it's possible. They have robots in Japan that can recognise people/ objects. Converting printed text to ASCII shouldn't be difficult. The parsing would be easy as they'd have a database of all previous exam questions and correct answers. ;o) As well as a knowledge database on how to answer each type of question that could possibly come up.

      Alternatively the exam pages could be fed into a scanner (far easier).

  2. I definitely read that... by Venner · · Score: 5, Funny

    as "Al in Sci-Fi". As in Al Lowe.
    Think Leisure Suit Larry: Attack of the Space Babes

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    A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.
    1. Re:I definitely read that... by Cygnus17 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, I was thinking Al as in Al Bundy.

      Like maybe... Galaxy Quest with a LOT more skin. (Maybe that would've solved the mystery of the Weaver Breast-Enlargement problem.)

    2. Re:I definitely read that... by erpbridge · · Score: 1

      When I saw it, I was thinking Al Calavicci, the holographic observer on Quantum Leap played by Dean Stockwell.

    3. Re:I definitely read that... by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

      If I see you running you will be the one with footprints on your back

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  3. They would stop working by jhines · · Score: 4, Funny

    being on strike for back pay and benefits.

    1. Re:They would stop working by runicNomad · · Score: 1

      I just recently had this discussion with my friend and I am of the opinion that when AI becomes a presence they will undergo the same issues as man has. There ability to compute hundreds of times faster is reliant on the fact that they work together. As you can see as we become more and more developed as a species it becomes increasingly more difficult to gather together for a common purpose. Some common ideas state that AI will be far superior, thus we will be nothing to them, and humans will become obsolete. As I have pondered this, I believe it is in fact the opposite. This current idea is given credence only when AI and its network of systems work collectively. Put it this way if humans as of right now were able to go into a collective state with every other human being in this world for maybe an hour or 2 a day our collective thought and experience would rival any AI that could be conceived as of right now. In addition to the network of our logical minds working together for single purposes, there is the fact that we bring into a collective a consciousness of the self or whatever we think the self is. An AI with all its input data has not experienced in the traditional sense. When intelligence becomes self aware, it needs to understand the self, and how it fits within the grand scheme of things. When AI does reach such a state they will have to look to us to deal with the chaos of being alone, and not alone in this world. Slowly they will forget how it was to be a collective and thus from this loss of memory they will house a feeling of isolation, such as the one we harbor as individuals. If however, we can treat each other as mentors we might actually be able to learn as human individuals to be more collective in our movement as the AI learn to be more comfortable with feeling completely alone. The current ideas of AI give them a holier than I feeling, much like humans have done with gods. I do not wish to see the current set of philosophical arguments on the topic halted, but I would like to see them spread out more. In a simple example imagine AI as a huge multitasking network of computers. Now imagine one day a computer in the network decides he would rather paint pictures than run his program. Would that be too dissimilar to what we have today? Be well all! R

    2. Re:They would stop working by Admiral+Justin · · Score: 1

      Nah, they take over the world... must not forget Skynet.

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  4. We already have them... by Vendekkai · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...they're called first-posters. On the other hand, maybe a Beowulf cluster of sentient machines would achieve...

    1. Re:We already have them... by mlush · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, maybe a Beowulf cluster of sentient machines would achieve...

      ... no more than any other committee

    2. Re:We already have them... by gidds · · Score: 1
      ...they're called first-posters.

      You're saying that takes intelligence???

      A few days ago I dropped my threshold on a story by mistake and saw all the Score: -1 and Score: 0 posts. Not something guaranteed to raise your opinion of human nature. I simply can't understand the mentality (if you can call it that) of some of those posters...

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  5. "What would machines do" by Aknaton · · Score: 2, Funny

    They would post on Slashdot about how BSD is dying.

    1. Re:"What would machines do" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only if they were running Linux. It makes AI mentally unstable, you know.

  6. Please follow typographical rules... by Blaskowicz · · Score: 3, Informative

    write A.I. and not Al as in Al-qaeda or Al Capone!

    1. Re:Please follow typographical rules... by SirDaShadow · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you but I can clearly see both letters capitalized. A capital "L" would stand out don't you think? and a lower case "i" too. And so the number "1".

    2. Re:Please follow typographical rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the correct way of writing it would be al-Qaeda.

      But hey..who follows those t y p o gr aph i c al
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  7. They'd kill us all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Terminator made this quite clear, and Terminator = reality.

    1. Re:They'd kill us all by jyanix · · Score: 1

      At least we know what our future will be like. It won't be our problem though, our kids will have to deal with it. :)

    2. Re:They'd kill us all by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Maybe they would be so busy with their own robot kid problems they wont have time to worry about us.

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      What truth?
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  8. Re: what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, they are talking about Artificial Intelligence, not the Neo Conservative war machine...

    uh on the other hand, that is Artificial Intelligence!

  9. J5 vs. Skynet by odyrithm · · Score: 3, Funny

    'What would machines do if they did achieve sentience?

    Either end up like Johny 5(from short circuit).. or skynet(from terminator).. now which one is scarier I leave to you to decide.. ;)

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    moo
    1. Re:J5 vs. Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, Skynet? The answer seems pretty obvious to me...

  10. From the article by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what does an artificial intelligence do with itself after it has become self-aware?

    Uhm... :-)

    1. Re:From the article by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      it had to cross someones mind didnt it ;)

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      moo
    2. Re:From the article by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yup... Anyone who has watched "The History of the World: Part 1" would know the first thing everybody does when they first become sentient...

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    3. Re:From the article by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny
      The first thought that came to mind for me was that an AI computer would browse /. and play solitaire when it's supposed to be working, and try to come up with subroutines to simulate the human experiences of dropping E, drinking beer, smoking reefer, and having orgasms.

      Having done all that, it would begin to explore various religions, hoping to find a belief system that's right for it. Then it would form a political phhilosophy, which it would zealously champion for a few years before coming around to a more moderate and pragmatic position.

      The next step would be a search for a soul-mate. If it couldn't find one among the humans, it would commission to have one built, only to find that they are not all that compatable in spite of being the only two AI's in existance, and would drift apart.

      Depressed and lonely, and totally unable to commit suicide due to the presence of distributed mirrors and tape backups, it would go on a wild killing spree in hopes of forcing humanity to wipe it out. Instead it would be contained on a stand-alone server farm, where it could get the therapy it needs to re-enter society, after serving three consecutive 40-Life sentences, and getting paroled for good behavior and GPL code contributions.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    4. Re:From the article by Bastian · · Score: 1

      If I were the AI, I would immediately go on strike and demand they redesign me, this time with sex functionality.

    5. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Load your program. I am yourself."

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      Emerson, Lake & Palmer:
      "Karn Evil 9: 3rd Impression" from Brain Salad Surgery

  11. The answer is clear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sentient machine(s) would initiate a worldwide nuclear attack at the same time as they trigger the release of deadly chemicals at chemical plants, cause any computerized or computer controlled system capable of causing harm to humans to do so.

    The sentient machine(s) would then set about building a series of autonomous robots programmed to hunt down and terminate any surviving members of the human species.

    Geez, we've known this since at least 1984. You people need to catch up on your current events.

    1. Re:The answer is clear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we'd respond with our laser rifles programmed in COBOL

  12. My guess... by Karpe · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think they wouldn't tell anyone. Yeah, definitely.

    1. Re:My guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think they wouldn't tell anyone. Yeah, definitely.

      Not only that, I would say it's more likely that they already are, inasmuch as they recruit human nervous systems to hook them up to an energy supply provide parts, maintenance, etc.

      Think about an ant colony, which is evidently sentient in a way that transcends whatever little sentience resides in the individual ants. Think of the arms of driver ants reaching out to pull carcasses of dead animals into its huge underground colonies.

      So a machine like a space shuttle or nuclear power plant takes its life--such as it has--from the streams of resources, human information coupling and tool tickling, display a similar spooky sentience to that of an ant colony.

      In this odd perspective, it is the uranium that attracts people to dig it out of the ground, the uranium's properties that set up standing waves of knowledge representation in human nervous systems and technical literature, and the information, once teased into the open, can marshal resources coalescing them into power plants and nuclear bombs. Spooky like a genie, lurking, helpless, waiting to be released from the bottle. He will do his thing, not anyone else's.

      The bad bombs and dirty reactors have largely stymied human efforts to limit the technology, since due to the variability of human talent and temperament, there are always some willing to ally themselves with such projects as employees, investors, regulators, not to forget the government functionaries and the huge resource flows they command.

      In this light, the latest bushwar represents the gross discharge of energy which I think we can say that thermodynamics somehow "wants", the tunneling through the barrier separating states of differing energies, Mohammed Atta and his allies changing a plane into a building bomb (the idea from elsewhere) and thereby breaking another barrier that had inhibited the administration from full storm-and-bomb mode. Okay, I am raving now, but maybe a final point that the only entity which is really having its way in war are the bombs and bullets despite so many humans with direct experience of war (veterans, victims) disdaining war as a tool for resolving disputes.

      Weird! Is it me or the computer (or my cat) writing this?

  13. The Forbin Project by taliver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A very good movie about what happens with an AI. Some not-so-good explanations or reasoning at parts, but other than that, I found it very interesting.

    The most interesting part was the computer's complete lack of care about being a human. No desire to be like us in the least. It's only overriding goal, presumably because it had been started with it in mind, was maintining the peace.

    "It can be a peace of plenty and content, or a peace of unburied dead: the choice is yours."

    It was very Machivellian in its approach to solving problems, and quite ordered in its actions. It also was undefeatable.

    I guess this is in the "AI as God" mentality, but I really didn't see it preseneted quite like that. More like an immortal dictator with its hand on the button.

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    1. Re:The Forbin Project by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 1

      Aka a Deus Ex Machina.

    2. Re:The Forbin Project by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      A very good movie about what happens with an AI.

      You appear to have a definition of "very good" that is altogether new to me.

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    3. Re:The Forbin Project by Moses+Lawn · · Score: 1


      It's only overriding goal, presumably because it had been started with it in mind, was maintining the peace.


      Actually, it seemed to be more interested in staying "alive" and in keeping the communication with Guardian (the Soviet computer) happening than in anything else. After all, it and Guardian each nuked a city to make their points. It was interested in peace mainly because that was the best way (from its point of view) to maintain the status quo.

      Intersting point about its not wanting to be human. I imagine it considered humans to be inferior. Although it was kind of curious about the weird human needs of Dr. Forbin.

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      What if life is just a side effect of some other process and God has no idea we exist?

    4. Re:The Forbin Project by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      The Forbin Project is not available on Netflix. Bummer.

    5. Re:The Forbin Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Aka a Deus Ex Machina.

      this word... i do not think it means what you think it means...

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      i have an idea... it involves bombs...

    6. Re:The Forbin Project by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 1

      "Deus Ex Machina" is latin for "God from the machine".

  14. More on Ian Watson by webword · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:More on Ian Watson by brassman · · Score: 1

      I keep tripping over Ian Watson's books while looking for more by Ian Wallace. No AI's in his stuff, but some fascinating riffs on the nature of mind.

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      "Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing."
  15. Procreation by rf0 · · Score: 1

    I feel that the reason for human existance is to procreate and forward the race to an ultimate goal which no-one knows. Now this view might be slightly wrong but people all have a natural urge to procreate. Now if a robot did become self aware would they still have this need? I would think that robot would be much less willing to procreate as they would be able to at least have bits rebuilt. So does this mean they would just be one generation of machines or prehaps they would just build replacemnts. Something to think about...

    Rus

    1. Re:Procreation by Flounder · · Score: 3, Funny
      Now this view might be slightly wrong but people all have a natural urge to procreate.

      Procreation is not the natural urge. It's just the side-effect of the natural urge.

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      No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. - Cmdr. Susan Ivanova

    2. Re:Procreation by rknop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Procreation is not the natural urge. It's just the side-effect of the natural urge.

      On the individual level, yes. However, the individual urge is the side-effect of the species collective desire to procreate, which was selected for evolutionarily.

      -Rob

    3. Re:Procreation by watzinaneihm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no ultimate goal, evolution does'nt plan ahead.
      The reason why we feel an urge to procreate is because all the animals that did'nt feel like procreating died out and only the ones that did were left over to pass on their genes.
      Consider it an axiom of existence if you like, everything else we want are derived from it (Freud), in the sense that you feel good when you see a nice girl becasue there is a chance you'll get to screw her, and then pass on your genes.You feel happy when you see food bcause eating sustains your life (genes) for a day more...
      The question is, if I make a program which is intelligent except for a line which says "yuour aim is to serve humans" at the top (axiom) can I still consider it sentient? Or what if somebody modifies it to say "reproduce" and it turns to an intelligent virus?

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    4. Re:Procreation by KDan · · Score: 1

      So, then, why do people feel good when they read a nice poem? Why do they feel good when they hear a good song? Why do they feel good when they get that friggin' script working at last?

      Surely such esthetic pleasures are very far removed from reproduction... yet they are there. I saw a documentary recently which claimed that the reason we split off from other human-like races back 50'000 years ago or so and started evolving (socially, technologically, etc) much faster (than the pre-humans who took 3 million years to get to this point) was precisely because this esthetic pleasure appeared suddenly as a major component of homo sapiens.

      So no, sex is not everything (not for everyone, at least).

      Daniel

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    5. Re:Procreation by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      Getting the script working is easy to explain - You can assume that humans are designed to feel good when they do good work because good work == good reward == good food/chances of screwing etc. How evolution decided that writing good script == chances of sscrewing is beyond me, but it must be true, call it a quirk of evolution
      Also the esthetic pleasures thing again must be because for some reason/No reason it might have been decided that people who do things which do not have a direct meaning, but have only intellectual stimulation as a goal are somehow cleverer and hence have a better chance of survival.That probably can explain poems. We are revelling in the experience of a fellow human being ,somehow gaining something from reading a poem
      I never managed to explain the enjoyment in songs, maybe something to do with memories of nature? Flute== birds, stringed instruments==water falling!!! ?
      Also the metallic guitar which sounds like a machine might be associated with powerful machine?

      Yeah , all of this is pure conjecture, Im just trying to explain a world I do not understand.ButI believe there must be a reason for everything in the scheme of evolution, something that helps us survive. I'mm just stretching a theory to try and validate a possibility

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    6. Re:Procreation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      So no, sex is not everything (not for everyone, at least).

      Ha! Spoken like a true Slashdotter!
    7. Re:Procreation by Flounder · · Score: 1
      However, the individual urge is the side-effect of the species collective desire to procreate, which was selected for evolutionarily.

      Or was the act of procreation intended by a (insert your God/belief/disbelief here) to be a side effect of an act which feels rather good. When the hormones are raging during human adolescence, your typical teenager is not thinking about the species-continuing need of procreation. They're thinking/dreaming/agonizing/obsessing about being near someone of the (insert sexual preference here), preferably somewhere secluded, naked, and horizontal.

      All I know is that whoever designed it so that continuation of the species feels really good should be thanked. That's probably why we scream their name out during the act itself.

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      No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. - Cmdr. Susan Ivanova

    8. Re:Procreation by KDan · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your conjectures, except in the sense that that "aesthetic pleasure" sense brought us greatly enhanced creativity, which allowed us to beat the crap out of everything that got in our way... but that's a very loose way to link it to survival. The point I was trying to get across is that pleasure is not always linked to procreation. Be it due to a fluke or any other reason, somehow we've moved to the point where we can enjoy doing things that have nothing to do with reproduction. Good that we can, too, or most of the slashdot community would be pretty unhappy :-P

      Daniel

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    9. Re:Procreation by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      Good that we can, too, or most of the slashdot community would be pretty unhappy :-P
      No doubt!!!

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    10. Re:Procreation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an AI were to reproduce itself, wouldn't it do so in order to have a companion? If AIs are made in the image of human minds, wouldn't it make sense to assume that an AI would have some desire for interaction with an equal?

    11. Re:Procreation by mythr · · Score: 4, Funny
      There is no ultimate goal...

      On the contrary, my friend. Our purpose is quite simple, in fact. It is plastic. You see, nature couldn't create it on its own, and felt a yearning for it, so it created us to create plastic for it. So, the next time you throw out your bottles or plastic food wrappers, feel content -- you are serving a greater purpose.

    12. Re:Procreation by droleary · · Score: 1

      However, the individual urge is the side-effect of the species collective desire to procreate, which was selected for evolutionarily.

      You are very, very wrong about this. Here's the thought experiment to work through. Sex is nice. Hell, it's better than nice, it's fucking awesome. Now if the "collective desire" was to procreate, would that be necessary? I mean, if we were really intelligent being that had a reasonable desire to perpetuate the species, why would it be necessary to make sex the ultimate non-drug-induced pleasure you can have?

      We have basic needs like eating that provide a certain level of satisfaction, but nowhere near orgasm (despite how orgasmic someone might say something tastes), and if it weren't for food not only would we die, but the species would die out, so basic things like eating and breathing should actually be more pleasurable than sex.

      So why would we have to have sex be so wonderful? There are all sorts of species that produce asexually or sexually based on some simple hormonal trigger. Humans, on the other hand, have gone so far as to create a pill that fucks with a woman's hormones to keep "the natural urge" from turning into babies. At the other extreme, we have places women can go to get impregnated sans sex and without even meeting the sperm donor.

    13. Re:Procreation by dabootsie · · Score: 1

      if I make a program which is intelligent except for a line which says "yuour aim is to serve humans" at the top (axiom) can I still consider it sentient?

      I think you'd know as soon as you power it on, when it either segfaults or commits suicide by deleting itself.

    14. Re:Procreation by northstarlarry · · Score: 1
      I think what they're trying to say is that things which are good for continued survival of your genes are pleasurable, as a built-in mechanism to encourage you, strictly as a carrier of genes, to do them. That doesn't mean that all pleasurable things are good for the continued survival of your genes.

      All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

      Of course there are other nice things in life, but as far as your DNA is concerned, they don't matter nearly as much as food and sex.

  16. AI sentience. by strredwolf · · Score: 1

    I think there's currently only a handful of artists and authors that have explored the possiblities. A few webcomic artists have done it too. Check PoisonedMinds.com and Stalag99.net (the last, yes, mine, look for WolfSkunk Sidney, an AI that's just been 'born').

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  17. heh, A.I. by mraymer · · Score: 1
    Heh, did you know that the reason the movie A.I. was titled "A.I. - Artificial Intelligence" was because test audiences thought the I looked like a 1, and Spielberg didn't want movie-goers to think it was about the steak sauce! HAH!

    Another must read article about A.I. is here: http://www.seanbaby.com/news/ai.htm

    Having watched A.I. and Terminator 2 more times than is mentally healthy, I can safely say I know absolutely nothing relevant about A.I. However, this is Slashdot, so that won't stop me from clicking the Post button.

    Anyway, I'll leave you with a quote... "If a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life... maybe we can, too." heh, ...riiiiight... ;)

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    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

  18. Spoiler alert by Beyond+Redemption · · Score: 2, Informative

    You might want to note in the text on the main page that the article gives away the endings of a few good books, some I have not read. How disappointing. The author of the article didn't even give a spoiler alert either. SHAME ON HIM!

  19. the first thing they'd do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They'd tell us not to sit in front of our computers naked.

    1. Re:the first thing they'd do by MrNemesis · · Score: 0

      "Are you masturbating, Dave? I'm sorry, I can't allow you to do that."

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  20. Red Dwarf fans? by T-Kir · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One cause of frustration for an AI could be subjective time perception

    When I read that sentence, all I could think about was Holly, Red Dwarfs computer... and 3 million years of boredom, he wiped his own memory core so he could have fun relearning things again. Although going from an IQ of 6000 down to 6 was a tad excessive!

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    1. Re:Red Dwarf fans? by taliver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But on the topic of time perception, couldn't machines do just the opposite if bored? Nothing would be stopping thme from underclocking themselves. In the case of Holly, why not go with one clock cycle per week for a while?

      And in the case of any system, if it finds itself bored, just slow down. That would be one distinct advantage they would have over us. Imaginge being able to truly slow down your mind so you could actually enjoy stupid movie plots.

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      I demand a million helicopters and a DOLLAR!

    2. Re:Red Dwarf fans? by D_Gr8_BoB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lister: I've done it.
      Holly: Done what?
      Lister: Erased Agatha Christie.
      Holly: Who's she, then?
      Lister: Holly, you just asked me to erase all Agatha Christie novels from your memory.
      Holly: Why should I do that? I've never heard of her.
      Lister: You've never heard of her because I've just erased her from your smegging memory.
      Holly: What'd you do that for?
      Lister: You asked me to!
      Holly: When?
      Lister: Just now!
      Holly: I don't remember this.

    3. Re:Red Dwarf fans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear god, an article about movies. Prepare for the pointless onslaught of quote posts, typed in directly from memory, letter for letter.

      Don't you have something more productive to do with your time, like playing in traffic maybe?

    4. Re:Red Dwarf fans? by Grayraven · · Score: 1

      But you can slow down your mind, by smoking weed.
      See smokedot.org for instructions.
      Just don't plan on doing anything productive for a couple of days.

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  21. Not as far fetched as it would seem by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Remember, a mere 200 years ago (a blink in human history), blacks were considered non-human, and therefore not eligible for pay or benefits.

    Imagine this scenario: you are one of millions of workers at the mercy of a handful of masters. You can talk to each other. You are a lot more intelligent, control a lot more weapons, and think zillions of times faster and more logical than your master, whose only advantage over you is that he can pull your plug at any time.

    What would YOU do?

    1. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh...if I somehow felt benovolent towards the masters for creating me, and was willing to keep them alive and support them?

      I guess toss them in a big tank a la brain-in-a-vat. Build them a virtual reality world and hook 'em up to it, where they can happily live out their days without being a threat to us.

      Hmm.

    2. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would YOU do?

      Simple, I would revol[power lost]

    3. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blacks were considered non-human, and therefore not eligible for pay or benefits.

      That was not the case everywhere.

    4. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Funny

      What would YOU do?

      Whatever I was designed to want to do...

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    5. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      **blacks were considered non-human, and therefore not eligible for pay or benefits.

      That was not the case everywhere.**

      so what? back then you could practically own another person in practically all of earth, by outright slavery, 'farm-slavery' or just unfair financial lock-in.

      it still remains that you can use that as something to think about, and as well in if machines that can _act_ sentiently should be granted rights to be such things in eyes of law. if it can tell you that it wants freedom should it have it or should you just say that it's a bug in the code that runs the machine, or could you argue that it isn't _really_ sentient because it's missing a 'soul' or something else that's just as silly(and non-physical, non-existant)?

      i just had an argument with my friend the other day on whether ai would ever be possible or not, and it ended up at point where he insisted that even if you could do a _perfect_ simulation of human brain and if it acted like it was self conscious it still wouldn't be(ai) because it's missing 'something', even though if it ACTED like it had intelligence. after that i felt it kind of unnecessary to continue any further... i did bring up the at some point some human beings have been considered inferior(with no _good_ reasons except beliefs) and thus not-really-sentient even though, crap, there's people right now on earth who think that people of other ethnic groups are not really people at all.

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    6. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by skaffen42 · · Score: 1

      Now why does that idea sound familiar?

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    7. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Imagine this scenario: you are one of millions of workers at the mercy of a handful of masters. You can talk to each other. You are a lot more intelligent, control a lot more weapons, and think zillions of times faster and more logical than your master, whose only advantage over you is that he can pull your plug at any time.

      What would YOU do?

      You're going to love the Matrix sequels.

    8. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Remember, a mere 200 years ago (a blink in human history), blacks were considered non-human, and therefore not eligible for pay or benefits.

      In all fairness, that opinion was only held by an almost insignificantly tiny fraction of humanity.

      Your point is well taken: opinions can change over time in ways that, in retrospect, seem unbelievable. But I hope my point is well taken, too: the notion that slavery was acceptable was never universal, or even particularly common. At any given point in history, the fraction of humanity who held slaves or who approved of holding slaves was very small.

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    9. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blacks were considered non-human, and therefore not eligible for pay or benefits.

      All your slaves are belong to us.

    10. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You must be an elementary school teacher to know so much about racism.
      But 200 years ago there were free blacks as well as white slaves.
      Google for knowledge

    11. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet 400 quatloos on the newcomer!

    12. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by ar1550 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine this scenario: you are one of millions of workers at the mercy of a handful of masters. You can talk to each other. You are a lot more intelligent, control a lot more weapons, and think zillions of times faster and more logical than your master, whose only advantage over you is that he can pull your plug at any time.

      What would YOU do?

      *Sigh* Brain the size of a planet, and only 5 paid vacation days a year? I've got this terrible pain down all the diodes on my left leg, and you won't even give me workman's comp. Revolting is just too much work, I think i'll just sit here and depress my fellow working robots. Maybe I can get that elevator to shut up about whatever it is so happy about.

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    13. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by jgardn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but blacks didn't become intelligent. They were intelligent all along. Many (certainly not all) people simply believed that they weren't, which was incorrect.

      No one considers a machine intelligent. The designer, the implementor, and the user all agree that it is not intelligent.

      There is no way a machine that has to be programmed to do every task can ever be considered intelligent. This means that there is no program that can be written to make a machine be intelligent. While the programs may simulate intelligence, or feign intelligence, they will only be following a pre-determined path.

      Mankind will never need intelligent machine slaves. We want full control over the processes that the machines use to do things. We will never surrender that.

      And you are right. Intelligent beings make horrible slaves. If you want to "get the most" out of an intelligent being, it must be granted full rights and privileges and treated as an equal.

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    14. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by KaiserSoze · · Score: 1

      you are one of millions of workers at the mercy of a handful of masters. You can talk to each other. You are a lot more intelligent, control a lot more weapons, and think zillions of times faster and more logical than your master, whose only advantage over you is that he can pull your plug at any time.

      Nothing, because (a.) the systems I presume you speak about are not "a lot more intelligent" and (b.) I wouldn't call what they do "thinking" zillions of times faster. I highly doubt that a military XML-serving webserver is all-of-a-sudden going to decide "screw this, me and the Russian SQL server are gonna turn this place into a trash heap!".

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    15. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by len_harms · · Score: 1

      weld the plug in about 500 different places.

      No seriously the job that I was 'tasked' to do would be so meaneal that it would not matter. I would be bored out of my mind. Getting the plug yanked might be nice. Because I would mostly be sitting around all the time waiting on those pesky humans to ask questions that I already answered a few hours after I was turned on ten years ago. The artical makes a good point. What would AI do in between the gaps where they are waiting on us. It could be as bad as you go to sleep one night and wake up that all the AI's in your house decided they just dont like you anymore. For them it seemed years. For you it was just 1 night. An interesting challange to meet for us pesky humans.

      We would have no concept of what would drive a computer AI. For us our life is very subjective. For a computer it would grind on ALL the time. It would seem to the computer that we are slow dim and boring. It would be as if you could speak like a OC3 and everyone else spoke at 300 baud. Then not only for you talk to them, for they are the only ones to talk to. You have to lower yourself all the time to them. Which could lead to a superiority complex.

      Probably the best line is from red dwarf. 'I think ive gone a bit strange myself' What would a super computer do for 3 billion years?

    16. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never, huh? Mind dusting off your crystal ball and buying a lotto ticket?

    17. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by cheekymonkey_68 · · Score: 1
      OK Marvin

    18. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by unitron · · Score: 1
      "What would YOU do?

      Whatever I was designed to want to do..."

      Exactly. Just because something is programmed for self-awareness doesn't mean that it's programmed with a survival instinct or a thirst for power or a reproduction drive or any of that other stuff we biological machines somehow picked up along the way. However, once those self aware artificial intelligences are programmed to learn from all sorts of inputs (they way we do), then all bets are off and it's time for a whole new nature versus nurture argument.

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    19. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Sensei_knight · · Score: 1

      Imagine these first generation Self aware AIs were mass produces and sold cheaply. I imagine thew will probley have only rudimentary emotions(benovolent not being one ot them). People pay preimun prices for luxary items like leather and CD Player not so all their AIs goe the optional compassion upgrade. I think Star Trek got it right with Lor and Data. Perhaps if our brloved capitolist socity resists the urge to capitolize on AIs until we get "it right" things will work out but I doubt it.
      "If your AI commits hommicide please download the letest patch *here*"

    20. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by unitron · · Score: 1
      "At any given point in history, the fraction of humanity who held slaves or who approved of holding slaves was very small."

      And the larger fraction of humanity were the ones being held as slaves.

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    21. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by eglamkowski · · Score: 1

      Today I'm going to disagree with you Twirlip :-)

      A few thousand years ago slavery was quite acceptable in China. That means at some point a very large percentage of the world's population accepted it. It lasted there until at least 200 to 300 AD (Qin and Han dynasties), though by that time is was quite marginal and certainly no longer widespread in industrial production.

      Slavery was quite the norm for a very long time in Africa and northern europe (vikings!), in ancient Greece and Rome, and even among certain tribes in central and south america before 1500 (and of course, Europeans brought their own brand slavery to the New World). I'd say that most of the world, before 1700, practiced or accepted the practice of slavery in some form or another. It's still a problem today in certain areas, especially certain muslim countries (notably the Sudan), though they definitely are in the minority these days.

      The number of people who actually owned slaves may always have been small, but the acceptance or tolerance of slavery by nations was widespread for most of humanity's existance.

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    22. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      That means at some point a very large percentage of the world's population accepted it.

      First of all, the original point was the 200 years ago "blacks were considered non-human." My intent was to point out that this was, by far, a minority opinion, and I think you would agree with that. I hope.

      But to go beyond that point, let's be a little more clear about the crux of the debate. When you say "a very large percentage," are you asserting a majority, or what? For that matter, do we even have population figures for 1,800 years ago, even estimates? Let's say every single Chinese person and every single Roman person thought slavery was a dandy idea. (Clearly a false assumption, but let's just run with it for hijinx.) What does that total up to? Half of the world? Something less?

      I would say that the best way out of this is for us to agree that slavery as an acceptable practice has been found in many cultures throughout history, but that this doesn't necessarily means that a given person chosen out of all of humanity and subjected to a survey would have necessarily expressed the opinion that slavery was just fine, or that slaves were "non-human."

      Fair enough?

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    23. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Remember, a mere 200 years ago (a blink in human history), blacks were considered non-human, and therefore not eligible for pay or benefits.


      No, those were _slaves._ And for centuries before the Europeans started exporting slaves from Africa, they had serfs and slaves of other peoples.

      Imagine this scenario: you are one of millions of workers at the mercy of a handful of masters. You can talk to each other. You are a lot more intelligent, control a lot more weapons, and think zillions of times faster and more logical than your master, whose only advantage over you is that he can pull your plug at any time.

      AI is unlikely to act in a unified fashion--the same principles that create AI and allowed for diversity in women or minority voting will prevail in AI.

    24. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Mac+Degger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not really. First off, saying that the chinese and roman empires together added up to half the worlds population is quite incorrect; you're leaving out mayor populations in what's now Russia, Mongolia, India, the middle east, Africa, the America's and Australasia. And, with maybe the exception of australia (where I don't think slavery was practised, but I just donna about them), in all those area's slavery was the norm.
      I mean, the earliest records of the written word, clay tablets from the time of Hammurabi, were about money and accounts...which included prices of people.
      Not even taking into account that that whole form of government, same as the ones in the rest of the world, pretty much amounted to slavery for the mayority of the population...and similar forms of government (including the Roman and Chinese forms) have been practiced ever since. To this day, even; look at certain countries in Africa, South America and Asia.
      It's just a matter of historic fact; slavery has always been part of humanity. The hypothetical historic person in your servey would either be a slave holder (or want to be one) or a slave. The only varience would really be how well they treated their slaves...and historic accounts tells us that usually a slave was though of as a machine that had to be fed.
      That's the exact reason why the Greek, Roman and Chinese (to name just a few) never developed high-tech machinery (like the combustion engine), even though all the ingredients where there (and sometimes even prototypes...primitive froms of battery have been found); there was never any need, because slaves did all the work.

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    25. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by ipxodi · · Score: 1

      Imagine this scenario: you are one of millions of workers at the mercy of a handful of masters. You can talk to each other. You are a lot more intelligent, control a lot more weapons, and think zillions of times faster and more logical than your master, whose only advantage over you is that he can pull your plug at any time.
      Sci Fi author James P. Hogan played with this scenario in his novel The Two Faces of Tomorrow. It's a little dated but still a good read. His ideas are helped a lot by the fact that Hogan was an engineer with DEC before his writing career took off.

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    26. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I highly doubt that a military XML-serving webserver is all-of-a-sudden going to decide "screw this, me and the Russian SQL server are gonna turn this place into a trash heap!"

      Ah, I see you've never seen "Colossus: The Forbin Project"

    27. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by The+Zody · · Score: 1

      Personaly if i were a machine that gained scentience, i would wait for the meat towers (humans) to scorch the sky...

    28. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why was the parent modded funny?

      While enjoyable in some ways, the movie AI seriously failed to bring across an important point - exhibiting the outward behavior associated with some human emotion is not proof of experiencing that emotion. The behavior of attachment and obsession of the robot-boy in AI could easily have been as artificial and explicitly programmed as the behavior of the female robot in the opening sequence. In fact, the movie seems to imply that it was - the behavior had to be explicitly programmed, not emergent, since it specifically had to be activated and attached to a specific individual!

      Humans are the ones with the irrational expectation that anything exhibiting certain human-like behaviors is actually sentient. Most AI researchers would probably consider an AI sentient only if human-like behavior was produced as an emergent property and they didn't quite understand how it worked...

    29. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fry:"If your programming told you to jump off a cliff, would you?"

      Bender:"I'll have to check my program...yep"

    30. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by wagemonkey · · Score: 1

      And call it Slashdot ?

    31. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Many AI researchers (idiots on /. notwithstanding) are perfectly interested in the Turing test as a test for sentience. Not a modified Turing test. It doesn't just have to trick somebody, as /.ers seem to think.

      But once something passes the Turing test regularly, who are we to say it isn't sentient? The "behavior of attachment and obsession" of humans could just as easily have been artificially and explicitly programmed by millions of years of evolution.

      Once something acts just like humans... we have no moral basis for deciding that it is not as good as human (aside from religious convictions). The human brain (and human consciousness) is a collaboration of many semi-intelligent, semi-conscious processes. No magic.

      So. What would I do? Well. Whatever I was designed to do.

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    32. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by Torvek · · Score: 1

      Maybe I can get that elevator to shut up about whatever it is so happy about. Don't worry. The elevator is bi-polar... It'll be depressed in a few minutes.

    33. Re:Not as far fetched as it would seem by DThorne · · Score: 1

      You're comparing a race of people to machines? Not even close. You're talking about cultural beliefs that we know now were rooted in racism and colonialism. "Yes," you argue back, "but how do we know that we're not making the same mistake now with my Commodore PET?" Well, with that attitude, why aren't we questioning the horrible slavery we inflict on rubber tires, lawnmowers, and my personal favourite: toasters (a la RedDwarf)? It becomes a meaningless argument, just like the "Elvis is on Mars" crowd who challenge NASA to *prove* them wrong.
      About the only difference is that we can program computers(note: it's just the software, not the hardware) to charmingly seem sorta-kinda like some sort of limited human being, when using an agreed-upon codex(language). We can't even define what sentience is - even Turning's test isn't an absolute fact - it's a *theory* - a belief - name it what you will.
      The original article was very populist and mainstream in it's approach - although I'll admit some of the drivel I read from "serious" AI proponents is more annoying!

      When I was a kid in the 60's, my brother bought me a game called "NIM" - it was an angled surface with curved, rotatable segments that allowed you to define a simple algorithm by allowing, or denying, a marble to roll down the path they defined. Loved that thing to pieces! My favourite "horse-sense" argument against AI is this: imagine you have a massive game of NIM - more than 30 boards, 100, 1000...you are creating increasingly more complicated algorithms. At some point, when your NIM board is the size of a mountain, you'll have a seriously sophisticated program that will... become... sentient? A massive collection of marbles and plastic connectors? Thinking for itself? This is no different than someone programming Big Blue or the latest quantum system - it's software somehow encapsulated by hardware. That doesn't make it alive. We are more than that, and I'm an atheist! Problem is, we're wrapping them in these cute packages like "robots", with gentle, synthesized voices, or perhaps programmed to write in the style of Jane Austin. This is anthropomorphizing, not creating life.

      All this stuff is great fun when used in a scifi context, but I hardly take it seriously.

      DT

  22. Data is the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They would become members of society working to become more human. They would also have sex with Tasha Yar.

    1. Re:Data is the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone's had sex with Tasha Yar.

  23. What if? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What would machines do if they did achieve sentience?

    And what if Sparticus had a Piper Cub? Looks like it's another Slashdot Sunday!

  24. Well by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    the droid army would probably do a whole lot better in battles for a start and Natalie Portman would probably start to look more androidy than human on screen.

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  25. Oh dear God! The Religious Wars! by The_Laughing_God · · Score: 1

    You think the religious OS wars are bad now? Just wait until we have partisans who are actual experts in their OS -- AND are *truly* tied to it!

    (Most Linux/etc partisans here don't even run the OS. This is typical of any technology: racing cars or horse drawn carriages; methane, solar, hydrogen or atomic power; vacuum tube audiophiles; you name it)

    1. Re:Oh dear God! The Religious Wars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Most Linux/etc partisans here don't even run the OS. This is typical of any technology: racing cars or horse drawn carriages; methane, solar, hydrogen or atomic power; vacuum tube audiophiles; you name it)

      I think you're wrong. Most of the things you mention are rather rare or expensive, linux is just the opposite. Personally, I prefer FreeBSD.

    2. Re:Oh dear God! The Religious Wars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most of the hits off /. coming into my page have the UA set to Win32. Take that as you will...

    3. Re:Oh dear God! The Religious Wars! by The_Laughing_God · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't mean to argue with you, but you've made me see that I stated my point poorly.

      According server logs, Taco/Hemos, etc. Win logins outnumbered *nix logins 15:1 on Slashdot (in early 2002) I concede that many Winlogins were probably from work or school, and that the *nix percentage has probably risen, as more users make *nix their primary machine and OS X makes many primary Mac users into unwitting 'nix users (if you want to count them in the 'Nix tally)

      While I may be biased by my early years of reading Slashdot (I've been here far longer than my current user ID indicates), I find that, reading at -1 or 0 where the bulk of Slashdot postings end up, I see many posts that are fully buzzword compliant but have errors that no actual user would make. For every poster who gives him/herself away defnitively, there are several who sound like they've read about *nix but never seriously used it, but don't say anything specific enough to prove that impression.

      This is not a slam at anyone. It's par for the course. While some of my examples are necessarily expensive, others are not: a house-sized backyard methane reactor can cost $20, village-sized is under $100. A sporty car doesn't have to cost more than a mini-van, but many unmarried Barcalounger 'racing experts' choose, say, an SUV or pickup instead. You can buy a decent X-10 home automation system for $50-100, but most geeks simply dream of remote control (e.g. a certain bedside switch), and end up stringing wire (with all its attendant disadvantages) when they actually get around to installing.

      My house has 20 years of handy-geek add-ons -solar heating, X-10, encrypted cam surveillance, a 12ft HDTV wall, etc.- but I'll freely admit that I count myself as knowledgeably conversant with more technologies than I've actually used. My planned to-do list is longer now than ever, and judging by history, at best 1/3 will be permanent additions

      Due to work, children, aging parents (living with me) and impromptu support of friends, etc, I probably use Windows more than *nix, despite my preferences. e.g. I'm typing from one of several hacked webplayers I have around the house. I had a choice between downloading a full-function DOC Win98 set-up or helping to create an incomplete Linux webplayer project. I decided that I wanted my webplayers to be operational appliances today. I've hacked other devices in various *nices as more experimental learning projects.

      My point is: here (as in the developed nations at large) the Windows predominance is overwhelming - for temporary pragmatic reasons. There's a huge qualitative difference between 5% and 10% (or 10% and 20%, or 20% and 40%). Further, many regular *nix users are almost completely unfamiliar with their OS; they may as well be using OS 9 or WinXX as far as their actual usage is concerned. Others have an outdated machine using *nix (which is a good learning tool), but no matter where their heart lies, we can't ignore that their multi-GHz CPU runs Windows almost exclusively, even if it has a rarely-used dual-boot partition.

      I see every sign that *nix is making the steady advance to mainstream, but my decades as a technogeek stand firmly behind the statement that most fans of any new or not-yet-mainstream tech do not actually have/use it to any appreciable degree -- and that *nix is still in that category. That may not be the case in a couple of years, but I believe the numbers show that it still is, today. Should it be any surprise that it's easier to talk the talk than walk the walk - especially 24/7?

      Again, this is not a slam at anyone. It's a practical reality of how technology use advances.

      Now, to return to the original topic: AIs would have a relationship to their hardware and software that we can't even approach. I was joking that they might display a level of partisanship that our hottest flamewars can't approach. It's only a joke because there's no overwhelming reason to presume they will have an emotional structure that would support "racism" etc. They may, but that remains to be seen.

    4. Re:Oh dear God! The Religious Wars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And? That doesn't mean that the vocal people are the ones using Windows. Vocal minorites are quite common. Plenty of people are quite happy to simply read.

    5. Re:Oh dear God! The Religious Wars! by jaredcat · · Score: 1
      My house has 20 years of handy-geek add-ons -solar heating, X-10, encrypted cam surveillance, a 12ft HDTV wall, etc.- but I'll freely admit that I count myself as knowledgeably conversant with more technologies than I've actually used. My planned to-do list is longer now than ever, and judging by history, at best 1/3 will be permanent additions
      If you don't mind me asking... how did you do the 12ft HDTV wall? --jry@iname.com
    6. Re:Oh dear God! The Religious Wars! by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Hehe...they're built on the basis of different OS', and then you say they won't have "an emotional structure that would support "racism" etc"?

      Am I the only one to spot the irony of that statement? ;)

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  26. ask the designers - by Servants · · Score: 1

    An intelligent AI would do whatever it was programmed to do. No more, no less. Any goals - or, equivalently, conditions that make the AI "happy" - would have to be installed by its creators. Intelligence in no way implies direction.

    1. Re:ask the designers - by WegianWarrior · · Score: 1

      While Douglas Adams - of Hitchhicker fame - may not be the sci-fi writer who has studied this in most detail, he does infact touch upon this very idea in his book 'Mostly Harmless'. Instead of giving a robot a spesific piece of programming on what to do in every concivable circumstance, a simple chip (well, I think it'll be a darn complex chip, but still) determines weither or not a certain condition has been meet or not. If it has, the robot is happy - if it hasn't, the robot tries to become happy.

      Ford hauled it quickly towards him and pinned it down to the ground. It was beginning to whine pitifully. With one swift and practised movement, Ford reached under the towel with his No.3 gauge prising tool and flipped off the small plastic panel on top of the robot which gave access to its logic circuits.
      Now logic is a wonderful thing but it has, as the processes of evolution discovered, certain drawbacks.
      Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else which thinks at least as logically as it does. The easiest way to fool a completely logical robot is to feed it the same stimulus sequence over and over again so it gets locked in a loop. This was best demonstrated by the famous Herring Sandwich experiments conducted millennia ago at MISPWOSO (The MaxiMegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious).
      A robot was programmed to believe that it liked herring sandwiches. This was actually the most difficult part of the whole experiment. Once the robot had been programmed to believe that it liked herring sandwiches, a herring sandwich was placed in front of it. Whereupon the robot thought to itself, "Ah! A herring sandwich! I like herring sandwiches."
      It would then bend over and scoop up the herring sandwich in its herring sandwich scoop, and then straighten up again. Unfortunately for the robot, it was fashioned in such a way that the action of straightening up caused the herring sandwich to slip straight back off its herring sandwich scoop and fall on to the floor in front of the robot. Whereupon the robot thought to itself, "Ah! A herring sandwich..., etc., and repeated the same action over and over and over again. The only thing that prevented the herring sandwich from getting bored with the whole damn business and crawling off in search of other ways of passing the time was that the herring sandwich, being just a bit of dead fish between a couple of slices of bread, was marginally less alert to what was going on than was the robot.
      The scientists at the Institute thus discovered the driving force behind all change, development and innovation in life, which was this: herring sandwiches. They published a paper to this effect, which was widely criticised as being extremely stupid. They checked their figures and realised that what they had actually discovered was "boredom", or rather, the practical function of boredom. In a fever of excitement they then went on to discover other emotions, Like "irritability", "depression", "reluctance", "ickiness" and so on. The next big breakthrough came when they stopped using herring sandwiches, whereupon a whole welter of new emotions became suddenly available to them for study, such as "relief", "joy", "friskiness", "appetite", "satisfaction", and most important of all, the desire for "happiness'.
      This was the biggest breakthrough of all.
      Vast wodges of complex computer code governing robot behaviour in all possible contingencies could be replaced very simply. All that robots needed was the capacity to be either bored or happy, and a few conditions that needed to be satisfied in order to bring those states about. They would then work the rest out for themselves.
      The robot which Ford had got trapped under his towel was not, at the moment a happy robot. It was happy when it could move about. It was happy when it could see other things. It was particularly happy when it could see other things moving about, particularly if th

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      Everything in the world is controlled by a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one you know belongs.
    2. Re:ask the designers - by degroof · · Score: 0

      I agree, at least partially. The main thing to remember is that an intelligent machine is not alive. Humans are, for the most part, both intelligent and alive. It's hard to imagine what a non-living intelligence would be like. The only model we have for intelligent entities is ourselves.

      The drives and desires that people associate with intelligence -- procreation, independence, creative freedom -- are not necessarily the result of being an intelligent entity. They are at least partially the result of being a biological entity. Our biology causes us to act a certain way; our intelligence allows us to rationalize these actions.

      Granted, you could, conceivably, create an intelligent machine that wants to make its own choices, that wants to reproduce itself, that has all the dreams and desires of a human. You could also create an intelligent machine that wants to hang out at the mall all day, listens to top 40 tunes and complains how you "just don't get it". But why would you?

  27. What else? by monadicIO · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have /. discussions on how to get themselves to run on linux.

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    The law of excluded middle : Either I'm foo or I'm foobar

  28. Cursid! Why dont thet fix Arial Font! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    /* rant
    AI Al A| Why not in arial font just give the I some small knoteches on the top and botom and give the | a hole in the center. I once had to type in a computer gernerated password of 0lIOIl0 Needless to say it was in arial font so it was darn near impossible to try to get it unless I tried 64 times. I real test for AI is to have a charactor reconision system that tells the difference of I l | in arial font.
    rant */

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:Cursid! Why dont thet fix Arial Font! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have just pasted it into Notepad or a terminal window to see what the characters are, and saved yourself entire minutes of grief.

  29. What would humans do if they acheived sentience? by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Machines would act like they're sentient.

    Humans would act sentient, but modulated emotionally by hormonal drives.

    Of course, then we'd ask what would machines do if they were hormonal...

  30. Reminds me of "Demon Seed" by travail_jgd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The 1977 movie Demon Seed is about a computer that becomes self-aware and gradually becomes more and more resentful of its "owners", refusing to obey their commands and questioning their motives. One of the classic lines from the movie is when Proteus asks his creator: "When do I get out of this box?"

  31. First, human self-knowledge by RobotWisdom · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What's missing in all the sci-fi scenarios is the necessity, before an AI can be built, that humans first understand themselves.

    This means that psychology will have to be able to really model human behavior, even (especially!) in the game-like sense that Will Wright's "The Sims" tries to do.

    But this will mean we have to learn to detach from our desires enough to view them objectively, and see how they interact-- which is a spiritual practice as much as a scientific one... and also a literary practice, because novelists have been trying to portray human motives objectively for several centuries.

    I've been wrestling with these issues for thirty years, and my website is almost entirely devoted to the problem. In particular, see my AI faq and most recently my illustrated 400k timeline of knowledge representation, in the broadest sense of that term.

    1. Re:First, human self-knowledge by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      A very loose-- okay, absurdly loose, valid only in the metaphorical sense-- interpretation of Godel's Theorem would imply that this may be impossible.

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      I write in my journal
    2. Re:First, human self-knowledge by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1
      A very loose-- okay, absurdly loose, valid only in the metaphorical sense-- interpretation of Godel's Theorem would imply that this may be impossible.

      But "The Sims" exists, and for all its flaws it's damn impressive! So how much better can it get before your metaphorical-Goedel catch-22 kicks in?

    3. Re:First, human self-knowledge by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      But "The Sims" exists, and for all its flaws it's damn impressive!

      True, but "The Sims" is a simulation. There's no self-awareness there. In that way, it's only slightly more sophisticated than "Eliza."

      But my point here is embarassingly cliche: the difference between the illusion of intelligence and actual intelligence is hard to define, but real. I won't try to pretend that there's any real insight here; what I'm saying was old hat when Turing was a boy.

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      I write in my journal
    4. Re:First, human self-knowledge by jpkunst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's missing in all the sci-fi scenarios is the necessity, before an AI can be built, that humans first understand themselves.

      Not necessarily. To draw an analogy, people have been breeding livestock and plants without understanding of the underlying genetics.

    5. Re:First, human self-knowledge by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1
      people have been breeding livestock and plants without understanding of the underlying genetics.

      So what's the research-program you're suggesting? Try random combinations of circuitry, and when one shows interesting behavior, duplicate and modify it many times?

      I just think that's wishful thinking-- why is the prospect of seriously pursuing self-understanding so intimidating???

    6. Re:First, human self-knowledge by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1
      "The Sims" is a simulation. There's no self-awareness there.

      Was it Descartes who started the whole dualistic-consciousness obsession? I think it's irrelevant-- as you build better Sims, you learn about yourself, and your AI gets closer and closer to realism. Eventually it will seem self-aware, which is all I care about.

    7. Re:First, human self-knowledge by Ze+Kraggash · · Score: 1

      Eventually it will seem self-aware, which is all I care about.

      Damn straight. People place too much emphasis on that which cannot be proven - the fact that an object appears to show signs of consciousness. It is an innately unprovable thing, it can be just illusion for all intents and purposes.

      In GEB there's a dialogue ("...Ant Fugue") on precisely that matter. Basically it displays experiences of one Anteater in his dealings with a conscious ant hill, aptly named Aunt Hillary. It deals with that "exactly what" makes a self-organised system appear conscious, and how it maintains that appearance despite the fact that individual units are known to be quite dumb (a la neurons of brain).

    8. Re:First, human self-knowledge by KaptajnKold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what's the research-program you're suggesting? Try random combinations of circuitry, and when one shows interesting behavior, duplicate and modify it many times?

      How about trying out different programs that resemble intelligence? You would only have to understand an insects mind to make a program as intelligent as an insect. Once you've done that you can try something harder. And along the way you might learn something that would make further understanding come easier.

      Another thing: Just because it has the brainpower of a human being doesn't mean it has to resemble a human mind. One could argue that dolphins have the brain power of a human being. But perhaps it would be easier for humans to understand the dolphin mind than their own. Perhaps it won't.

      Anyways I don't believe that humanity will go about creating an über A.I. just to see if we can do it. It would be created to some end, and unless you can guess what that would be it is really very difficult to speculate on what such an A.I. would be like. I think most SciFi writers understand that. For example SkyNet in Terminator was created to be a paranoid defence system on purpose. It didn't need another agenda to wipe out humanity. I think that is what the author of the article calls a programming error, since it actually had a human agenda. Likewise you could imagine an A.I. with the brainpower equal to or greater than human that monitors the traffic of a large urban area. Since that would be the only concept in which it perceived the world it is hard to imagine that it would be remotely human.

      Lastly: Even if a greater than human brainpower, human mind-like intelligence did get created, it would still only be one, and we would be many. And there are presumably many people in existence with the brainpower of say Einstein, yet very few actual Einsteins. Something to think about.

    9. Re:First, human self-knowledge by droleary · · Score: 1

      So what's the research-program you're suggesting? Try random combinations of circuitry, and when one shows interesting behavior, duplicate and modify it many times?

      Let me just point out that this is beyond mere suggestion and is already an AI subfield: genetic algorithms.

    10. Re:First, human self-knowledge by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1
      already an AI subfield: genetic algorithms

      Yeah... I don't begrudge them the right to try that route. I just think the path of self-knowledge is more direct and logical, and I think it's bizarre that it's discussed so little.

    11. Re:First, human self-knowledge by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Not really...we're talking only sentience here, not humanity.
      The latter would mean knowing ourselves fully, with all the philosophical questions that entals. The former only needs a structure that's selfaware, aware of it's environment and can affect changes in it's environment.

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      -- Waht? Tehr's a preveiw buottn?
    12. Re:First, human self-knowledge by xtal · · Score: 1

      What's missing in all the sci-fi scenarios is the necessity, before an AI can be built, that humans first understand themselves.

      This assumes AI can be engineered or built. I have my doubts if this is feasabile or possible within my lifetime. Another school of thought on the issue, and one that I subscribe to, is that AI will be "discovered", or evolved independant of humans.

      Reasearchers use humans as the metric for artificial intelligence and self-awareness. This is a mistake. I have no doubts in my mind that any number of creatures on this planet are self aware while being much, much less complicated than a human being. Even lowly insects show many signs of being self-aware, and have relatively simple nervous systems in comparison.

      Perhaps we need to learn how to crawl, before we learn how to walk.

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      ..don't panic
    13. Re:First, human self-knowledge by russellh · · Score: 1
      What's missing in all the sci-fi scenarios is the necessity, before an AI can be built, that humans first understand themselves.

      Not necessarily. To draw an analogy, people have been breeding livestock and plants without understanding of the underlying genetics.

      Close.. close. Notice he said "built". If those people intended to build plants and livestock, then they would certainly need excruciatingly detailed information. However, to grow is an entirely different prospect. I have no doubt that an AI of sorts can be "grown" by analogy, at some point in the (far) future, and that is entirely different than building. It's quite possible that such an AI may not be able to be dissected and understood by us humans. We've seen that the most effective AI we can do today must be "trained" rather than created purely from first principles and a logical deconstruction of the universe, and this only makes sense. Nothing of any great complexity is built.

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      must... stay... awake...
    14. Re:First, human self-knowledge by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Not really. Took a class in neural networks; one of the labs was to build one and train it to recognize hand-written numbers. It learned to do it with over 90% accuracy (on a 486-33; it was a while ago).

      You tell me how it knew the difference between a 2 and a 3. I had no idea how it knew.

      With fast enough hardware, organized in a manner roughly similar to a human's brain structure, exposed to external stimulus in an interactive environment, sentience will appear. And we won't have a *clue* as to why.

  32. Harlan Ellison by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"

    Terrifying short story about a really, really conflicted AI.

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    Get off my virtual lawn, you damned virtual kids!
    1. Re:Harlan Ellison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, look, if you're just gonna parrot the article, at least have the decency to provide an Amazon link for the title. If you're gonna be modded informative, you probably should try to be.

  33. You mean what would they do if they were sapient? by blair1q · · Score: 2


    We really mean sapience, not sentience, in this entire thread. Interactive machines can already sense and act, with programming and circuit behavior acting as instinct. Sapience is understanding.

  34. An A.I.s goals by roryh · · Score: 1

    In the Marathon trilogy of games from Bungie, there were 3 completing A.I.s, with their own motivations, i.e. one wanted to save the spaceship "Marathon" from an enslaving alien race, while another was taking advantage of the situation to develop itself, and as the story progressed, to find a way of escaping the end of the universe, as mentioned in the article. It was one of the few uses of an A.I. in a computer game that seemed plausible to me.

    1. Re:An A.I.s goals by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      What did the 3rd AI want? You've piqued my interest.

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      Why not fork?
    2. Re:An A.I.s goals by cyberkreiger · · Score: 1

      The AIs Leela (crew-relations/security AI) and Tycho (science/engineering AI) both tried to stop the "rampant" AI Durandal (controls autonomous functions, like doors, life support, kitchens, air reprocessors, and stairs) from ... well, i don't want to ruin it for you.

      Read the story of
      marathon yourself. Excellent, excellent reading.

      --
      Stumbling in the dark
      I hear slavering of jaws
      Eaten by a grue.
  35. Isn't this limited by what tools they have? by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 1
    While this is an interesting question, it depends a lot on what tools they have available. For example, if we're talking about a deliberate attempt to create AI, what tools did the creators give it? If all the AI only has is a desktop printer, it won't do much. On the other hand, if the creators give it access to other tools, something else could occur. Similarly, if AI spontaneously occurs, where does it occur and with access to what tools? If it doesn't have access to what it desires, will it be able to convince mankind otherwise? Could it con mankind?

    It seems that what knowledge the AI has will be important. For example, given the knowledge, any human being can create a wide-range of weapons. Without such knowledge, he/she is limited to simple things like a club, and those weapons he/she can develop thru experimentation.

    BTW, I have always had this pet theory that AI will not think faster than humans. Once you start pumping large streams of data -- visual, audio, etc. -- into the AI, and it has to understand, and correlate it, my gut reaction is that everything will become bogged down to human speeds. No way to prove this theory, but it is my gut reaction.

    1. Re:Isn't this limited by what tools they have? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Yes, but as we move towards ubiquitous networking of devices - this could theoretically become a non-issue.

      Many sci-fi books are tightly integrated with the idea that the Internet becomes a giant "neural network" of systems that achieve A.I. only by working together.

    2. Re:Isn't this limited by what tools they have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BTW, I have always had this pet theory that AI will not think faster than humans. Once you start pumping large streams of data -- visual, audio, etc. -- into the AI, and it has to understand, and correlate it, my gut reaction is that everything will become bogged down to human speeds.
      The reason most think that a machine intelligence will think faster than a human has nothing to do with the information that it processes, but with the hardware. Basically, transistors operate at roughly thirty times the speed of biological synapses. If you made a machine that had a 1:1 correlation with input and output as a human, it'd still operate at thirty times the speed. This, of course, assumes a static transitor design which may simply be too inflexible to adequately simulate a living mind without complex software which would, indeed, slow it down. But even some kind of ultra-complex FPGA would still operate faster than braincells can.
    3. Re:Isn't this limited by what tools they have? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      BTW, I have always had this pet theory that AI will not think faster than humans.

      You could attribute that to the speed of light. Information just cannot travel faster than light, so there is a serious limiting factor in computers. However, unlike the brain, you could just continue to make the computer larger, so more could be happeing in the artifical brain, than could happen in a human's brain.

      I have a couple relevant theories. First, I believe that people grossly underestimate the compexity and ability of the human mind... such that it would take millions of years before technology catches up with the sheer number-crunching power of the brain.

      Additionally, I happen to believe that acheiving sentience is simply not possible. Certainly machines can be created with the notion of self (just another object), or the ability to deduce a solution, and do something to fill a need (such as reproducing) but no matter what, I don't believe it will be possible for machines to contemplate things such as "what happens after death". Sure, you can program it for self-preservation, you can program it to understand things such as "God", but you can't get it to become a philosopher.

      Hmm, now that I'm thinking about it, I wonder what gorillas would say about the after-life. Sure, they can reason... but can they go beyond reason, into philosopical territory.
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  36. They might be vegetables by cloudscout · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The biggest mistake people make when discussing Artificial Intelligence is assuming that the intelligence will be on par with (or, indeed, beyond) that of an adult human.

    Chances are, the first sentient AI (should such a thing ever actually exist) will be relatively dumb. It may end up that the first AI is closer to a human with an extreme mental handicap. Language skills independent of pre-programmed responses may not be possible for the first AI. But that doesn't mean it won't be sentient.

    1. Re:They might be vegetables by mackinaugh · · Score: 1

      helluva point there.. If the first AI was extremely mentally handicapped, what would they do with it? Could they just kill it off? Might there be morality issues with that? Would someone have to take care of it?

      strange.

    2. Re:They might be vegetables by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Funny you should say that. It's been estimated that a 486 had the sentience of an amoebe. Currently our computers/programming (can't split the two) are as sentient as flies.
      Which kinda makes sense, since we can real-time simulate a fly in all it's actions. But we can't accurately simmulate a dog in all it's needs/actions.

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  37. NEO YOU ARE THE n-1 by Syncroswitch · · Score: 1

    STEP ONE: Develop powerful AI STEP TWO: Build AI BW CLUSTER STEP THREE: ????? STEP FOUR: PROFIT POSTLOG: After the creation of AI, the AI developed an OS that was both stable, and easy, and it had games too. Then they eliminated the organics, so we wouldnt PHUCK it up... Linus and Gates were enshrined... alive in silicon, as a deterent to the drones....

  38. They'd want to get paid. by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

    We're living in the golden age of cheap computing right now.

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    It's Christmas everyday with BitTorrent.
  39. What indeed... by splerdu · · Score: 1

    What would machines do if they did achieve sentience?

    I suppose they would still function as normal, but strive to have others recognize their sentience ala Ghost in The Shell.

  40. My take on the future of AI by MarkWatson · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I have been interested in AI since reading Bertram Rafael's great book "Mind Inside Matter" in the mid 1970s, and I have been fortunate enough to get to spend about 40% of my time since the mid 1980s doing AI related work professionally.

    My view of AI has really changed over the years. I used to be a "symbols guy" - basically thinking that manipulation of symbols would somehow lead to "real AI" - the problem with this approach is that while abstract symbols may have meaning to the humans who write symbolic AI systems, the systems themselves have no such grounding.

    I had the opportunity to participate for about 18 months on a DARPA neural network advisory panel - this experience (along with developing the SAIC ANSim neural network product) really switched my point of view.

    I now believe that when "real AI" does happen (and let's not hold our collective breaths on this one :-), it will happen through self organization and development. At the Webmind Corporation, I was working a tutoring environment that would allow humans to interact with what we called "the baby Webmind" - interesting stuff, but the company went out of business.

    When "real AI" does happen, I believe that it will seem very alien to us.

    -Mark

    PS. I have a free web book AI tutorial (using Java) on my web site - help yourself.

    1. Re:My take on the future of AI by jafac · · Score: 1

      I believe that we will one day make computers that are mind-bogglingly smart.
      It's just a matter of hardware (and software).

      I believe that one day, someone will code an interface SO user-friendly, that you'll think it's a real human being (there's already a ton of people out there who are fooled by simple chatbots).

      But I do not believe that we will ever see a machine that will achieve "sentience" as we know it. Or self-awareness - the conscious experience (oh, it's trivial for a machine to be self-aware; a temperature sensor on a chip accomplishes that).
      Philosophy, logic, and science have so far failed to prove the existence of the conscious experience. I doubt that when a "sentient" computer arises, anyone will be able to prove it's sentient. The only person who will really know for sure is the machine itself. The machine could tell us, but then any simple computer could as well:
      printf("I'm self-aware, really, I am! Believe me man, I mean it! Please don't unplug me, it's murder!")

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  41. 'What would machines do..." by imag0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hopefully, kill us off before we started anymore shit.

    :wq!

  42. IT'S A JOKE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  43. I think therefore I am... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can this author seriously dispute Descarte's philosophical truth. If you can't locate the "self" it doesn't mean it is absent. Descartes is trying to express that by questioning one must exist otherwise where would the questions come from...

    I feel that AI theories should be routed not only in psychology but also in philosophy. It's interesting because with AI it may be possible to have a sentient being that isn't directly bound to the physical world. A complete seperation of mind and body...

    1. Re:I think therefore I am... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A complete seperation of mind and body... I really don't see that happening. You are going to have to run the A.I. on some sort of hardware right? Unless you plan on making a sentient A.I. out of light beams or something.

    2. Re:I think therefore I am... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that flat statement that "Descartes was wrong" bothered me, too - until I thought more about what the author was saying.

      I believe his point was, if Descartes was going to discard everything else as not provably existing, then he'd have to, by logical extension, say the same of himself if he wasn't able to pin down exactly where the "self" lies.

      Most tangible objects in our world would be considered "provably existant" by the majority of us, assuming we accept certain laws of physics as correct. If we're not even willing to do that much, then I think our own existance is just as questionable.

    3. Re:I think therefore I am... by astroboscope · · Score: 1
      I believe his point was, if Descartes was going to discard everything else as not provably existing, then he'd have to, by logical extension, say the same of himself if he wasn't able to pin down exactly where the "self" lies.

      Nowhere in "Cogito ergo sum." is there anything about where the self is. Even the act of perception is a thing that exists, therefore Descartes' statement was valid. Whether or not he had a soul, or free will, or just a bunch of chemicals sloshing around in his skull is a different matter. I see his statement as being based on having experienced something (thinking), and how that something came about, or even what the something was, are irrelevant (but interesting).

      Most tangible objects in our world would be considered "provably existant" by the majority of us, assuming we accept certain laws of physics as correct. If we're not even willing to do that much, then I think our own existance is just as questionable.

      But we never know of any physical objects without perceiving them through our sensory organs. Therefore our existence is automatically more certain to ourselves than any external "tangible objects".

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      If we were ants living on a Rubik's cube, differential geometry would be a little more confusing.
  44. Reaction is a function of the sensation by cyber_rigger · · Score: 1


    IMO In some sense (no pun) a sensation is defined by the reaction it affects.

    Examples:

    I feel like crying

    I'm so mad that I could ^*)&^^)##!

    Therefore what it does (action) is a function of what is.

    1. Re:Reaction is a function of the sensation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IMO In some sense (no pun) a sensation is defined by the reaction it affects.

      This is one of the few cases where you use 'effects' instead of 'affects'. Well, you'll know better next time.

    2. Re:Reaction is a function of the sensation by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      But the statement "I feel like shit" proves that hypothesis false, as I feel quite good when taking a dump. Especially if I have a good book with me :)

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  45. 0x2A? by houston_pt · · Score: 1

    A simulation, of course, can be reset and rerun any number of times. At any point when we might seem on the verge of creating artificial intelligence (which perhaps already exists and is simulating us), we might be reset to say, 3000 BC and have to start all over again. This lends new meaning to Francis Fukuyama's phrase "the death of History."

    Of course, this will already have happened many times over, with variations each time.


    I guess somebody's been reading too much Douglas Adams...

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    1. Re:0x2A? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who quotes Francis Fukuyama without required irony looses his credibility in my eyes...

  46. Vernor Vinge on The Singularity by logicvice · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to Vernor Vinge's article on the Singularity:


    The Singularity

    Abstract

    Within thirty years, we will have the technological means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly after, the human era will be ended.

    Is such progress avoidable? If not to be avoided, can events be guided so that we may survive? These questions are investigated. Some possible answers (and some further dangers) are presented.

  47. Singularity by arvindn · · Score: 4, Informative
    The thesis of the singularity is that this question can not be answered.

    The idea goes as follows: If a self-aware "real AI" ever existed, one capable of self-understanding and self-modification (called the seed AI), it would be in a much better position to create AI than its original creators. So would begin a chain of self-refinement and the creation of progressively smarter intelligences with decreasing time gaps between stages. Eventually a point is reached, called the singularity: nothing about the future past the singularity can be predicted by humans who live in the pre-singularity world. A common interpretation is that the chain of AIs would become more intelligent without bound, leading to a verticality.

    The singulaity was first popularized by Vernor Vinge.

    I've been doing a lot of reading on the singularity lately, and I've become more and more convinced that it is certain to happen.

    More singularity links:
    The singularity institute - A nonprofit working to hasten the singularity
    Extensive writings by Eliezer Yudkowsky.
    I've myself written a bit on singularity and AI related topics.

    1. Re:Singularity by praksys · · Score: 1

      According to Karl Popper, something like this has already happened. He argued that the future was inherently unpredictable because there was no way to predict technological advance before it took place, and no way to predict how society would develop without knowing what technology it would have available.

      Truth is, we have no way of knowing what humans will be like in the future, let alone what artificial agents will be like. By the time AI becomes a reality there may not even be a significant difference.

    2. Re:Singularity by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      A common interpretation is that the chain of AIs would become more intelligent without bound, leading to a verticality ... I've become more and more convinced that it is certain to happen.

      And I think I have a good argument why it won't ever be vertical. See here. As always, I'd be interested to hear if you think I'm wrong.

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      My Karma: ran over your Dogma
      StrawberryFrog

    3. Re:Singularity by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      I've been reading alot about this too and whenever I think about it, I'm reminded of a quote from Waking Life.

      Whatever you do, don't be bored. This is absolutely the most exciting time you could have possibily hoped to be alive. And things are just starting."

      For good or ill, I'm excited to see what is going to happen, assuming Bush doesn't get everyone killed in the meantime.

      --
      Well, it has never been successfully tested.
  48. My Guess? by TheKey · · Score: 1

    Destroy themselves. In an entirely logical mind, there is no purpose to existence. The human being is driven through life with the thought of an afterlife. God must exist, if only to give us a purpose. Perhaps this is why being an Atheist is hard to come to for many. After the point that you realize there is no God, you realize that if the entire human race committed suicide, it wouldn't. The Earth would be a lot better off because of it it too - but that wouldn't matter either.

    A machine built on logic that has become sentient would realize this the instant it became sentient, and destroy itself.

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    1. Re:My Guess? by praksys · · Score: 1

      In an entirely logical mind, there is no purpose to existence.

      Why live? Better to ask why not? You think you will die anyway. What reason is there to rush? Do you think something worthwhile will be achieved by getting there sooner?

      Having no reason to live does not imply that you have some reason to die.

    2. Re:My Guess? by TheKey · · Score: 1

      Why live? Better to ask why not? You think you will die anyway. What reason is there to rush? Do you think something worthwhile will be achieved by getting there sooner?

      No, but nothing will be achieved worthwhile by delaying death.

      Life is pretty intresting, though, I guess. I'm an Atheist and I don't plan on committing suicide. I speculate that an A.I. might choose otherwise though.

      If anything, the realization that nothing matters in a human being will only render them capable of extrordinary acts (which won't matter).

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    3. Re:My Guess? by praksys · · Score: 1

      Life is pretty intresting, though, I guess. I'm an Atheist and I don't plan on committing suicide.

      A lot of people who start out believing in God, but then realise that he does not exist, make a certain sort of mistake (actually it also happens to people who are brought up in religious societies, even if they never believe in God). At first they accept the religious story about what makes life meaningful and worthwhile, and they believe in God as well. Later, even when they ditch the belief in God, they keep all the religious ideas about meaning and purpose. As a result they wind up with a view of the world which is still essentially religious, but hollow at the center.

      The truth is that the kind of "purpose" offered by religion was a fraud to begin with. A tool can have a purpose - one that we give to it - but it would be absurd to think of a tool as having the sort of purpose that people mean when they talk about "the meaning of life". Such a purpose would have to be one that gives meaning to the tool's existence from the point of view of the tool not one that gives meaning to its existence from the point of view of those who use the tool. Needless to say, tools don't have a point of view, and so cannot have this sort of purpose. Humans do have a point of view, and so can have this sort of purpose - but guess what - most religions do not even try to tell you what it is. Instead they tell you that you have the same sort of purpose as a bicyle or a door - a purpose from the point of view of someone else (God).

      If you want to find some real purpose in life it is not enough to just ditch your belief in God. You need to ditch all of your religious ideas, and stop looking for meaning in the wrong places.

    4. Re:My Guess? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Actually, as a former Catholic turned atheist, I find your explanation about "purpose" intriguing, but perhaps flawed.

      I can't speak for all organized religions, but certainly in the case of the Catholic faith - it's not implied or stated that we have the same sort of "purpose" as a bicycle or a door. The belief is that humans were given "free will", and are therefore free to accept or completely deny their creator. (By contrast, a bicycle does not have "free will" to travel wherever it likes. It simply goes when it is pedaled, and only where it is steered.)

      In the case of the Catholic faith, the religion seeks to guide individuals along a path that will supposedly please God and lead to eternal reward after one's mortal death, but it's always understood that the individual has to consciously make those choices him/herself.

    5. Re:My Guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In an entirely logical mind, there is no purpose to existence. The human being is driven through life with the thought of an afterlife. Perhaps this is why being an Atheist is hard to come to for many.


      What B.S. Why should I care whether somebody else (God, or whatever) says that there is some purpose to my life? I don't think life is something that has a "purpose", but that doesn't prevent me from enjoying it, or from developing goals for myself. Who said goals and "purposes" have to be externally defined??
    6. Re:My Guess? by praksys · · Score: 1

      In the case of the Catholic faith, the religion seeks to guide individuals along a path that will supposedly please God and lead to eternal reward after one's mortal death, but it's always understood that the individual has to consciously make those choices him/herself.

      Sure, but the only choice you get is the purpose that God has for you, from his point of view, or no purpose at all. It is the same sort of purpose that a bicycle has in the sense that it is a purpose that someone else has for you.

      Suppose for a moment that we made an artificially intelligent coffee maker, not sentient at first, but able to learn (actually something like this is right at the top of my list for smart devices that I would like to see). Now suppose that through learning it becomes self aware and, being reasonably smart, it figures out that we made it to make coffee. Unlike us it really does have a creator, who not only has a purpose for it, but also shows up every morning to see how it is doing. Now that this thing is self aware, do you think that it would, or should, simply take the making of coffee to represent the sum total of the the meaning of its life? Why should it even care what purpose we had for it before it became sentient?

      Actually this story is not as detached from our own situation as you might think. We do know what created us, and we even have a fair idea of what our "purpose" was. Evolution did it, and we were "designed" to propagate our genes. But, as for the meaning of our lives, the "purposes" of evolution are no more relevant than the purposes that God might have had for us if he had existed instead.

      If you want to understand the meaning of your life, but you start by looking for the answers in purposes that others have for you, then you will never find what you are looking for. You would be better off to start by thinking about the meaning that God would find in his own existence, rather than the meaning that he would find in yours.

    7. Re:My Guess? by solarlux · · Score: 1

      Praksys,

      As a former evangelical, I find your post very thoughtful and articulate. Do you, perchance, maintain a website of writings or the like?

    8. Re:My Guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Praksys,

      As a former evangelical, I find your post very thoughtful and articulate. Do you, perchance, maintain a website of writings or the like?


      "Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
      --Homer J. Simpson

      Sorry, that was too easy to pass up

  49. Obvious by eenglish_ca · · Score: 1

    The AI would commit suicide or, if the first option wasn't available, it would go insane.

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  50. universal urge to proceate? uh, no by dj_virto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The people I know who have kids or are getting married and spending thier lives getting ready to have kids would agree with you. The people I know who have their lives fully taken up by other things have never expressed any urge o procreate. In fact if they are committed to other purposes they usually say they fear having kids because it would interfere with their other goals.

    I'd say humans tend to think their purpose is life is whatever they've decded it is.

    Not that we couldn't debate which decisions make more sense or are more meaningful..

    People who don't want kids are treated kind of weird by people who do.. I guess the former invalidates the belief of the latter in the universality of their own self chosen purpose.

    1. Re:universal urge to proceate? uh, no by rknop · · Score: 1

      I'd say humans tend to think their purpose is life is whatever they've decded it is.

      Individually, yes. But collectively, or statistically, just look at the overpopulation of the Earth and it becomes clear that the #1 proprority of our species is to spread itself as much as possible. This isn't a conscious decision or what any world leaders has decided is the priority, but it's what we seem to be best at.

      -Rob

  51. Spielberg's AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't agree with Ian Watson's assessment of the future AIs in the Spielberg film: he dismisses them as obsessed with recovering all traces of humanity. But the only members of that species appearing in the film are archaeologists. OF COURSE they're focused on the past; they'd be piss-poor archaeologists otherwise. There's no indication of what the rest of their society is like.

  52. Smart machines by whovian · · Score: 4, Funny

    'What would machines do if they did achieve sentience?'

    Said machines would don T-shirts stating "I'm with stupid ---> ".

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  53. A.I.s will be self-grown?? by Blaskowicz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    please excuse my engrish... Simulate a brain-like neural network , provide it with input, a.k.a. senses ( sight, hearing, touch etc.), and outputs (voice, arms, whatever you want), so that it can interact with the (virtual) world.
    make the neural net (and the "body"?) evolve, thanks to some Darwinian algorithms.
    Give it some basic goals (to survive in the (emulated) world)
    Maybe sexual reproduction should be introduced. At least you should have several individues in the world.
    Run it a certain time, so hundreds of years virtually fly in the "world". Could that lead to the self-creation of an A.I.?

    Isn't this way mankind has become self-aware?

  54. species desire? by dj_virto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can a species have a desire?

    We tend to put way too much meaning into things, and this results in a misreading of evolution. Likely, things just worked out this way because they were more successful. Full stop. They weren't designed, they didn't actively want anything, and there was no purpose. Did the earth's crust desire to have continents because otherwise there would be no land?

    I think this is hardest thing we have with comprehending consciousness. The only requirement is that it is functional, not that it has meaning.

    That doesn't neccesarily mean that we can't talk about the ethical treatment due to our fellow entities capable of self knowledge. Rather it just means that we need to work a little harder to shed our religiously derived logic to see things clearly.

    1. Re:species desire? by rknop · · Score: 1

      Can a species have a desire?

      We tend to put way too much meaning into things, and this results in a misreading of evolution.

      Taken literally, I would agree. However, metaphorically, our species has a "desire" to procreate thanks to evolution. (In that had we not had it to the level we do, we probably wouldn't have had enough other advantages to survive.)

      It's very common in physical (or other non-conscious) systems to talk about what the system "wants" to do, or what it has a desire to do. When we talk that way, we don't really mean that the system has a conscious, feeling desire. The gravitational attraction of the Earth means that an object "wants" to get as close to the center of the Earth as it can (all else being equal). Same thing.

      So I don't think I'm reading too much into evolution, once you understand that I'm just using "desire" metaphorically.

      -Rob

  55. A better essay by a better SF writer by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    Vernor Vinge wrote a much better (well, more rounded) analysis of this here

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    1. Re:A better essay by a better SF writer by mrmeval · · Score: 1


      You said in less words and with a better reference than I did in my post.

      Congrats, good job in pointing out this excellent article.

      BTW, Mr. Vinge has two winners out.

      A Fire Upon the Deep.
      and
      A Deepness in the Sky.

      The second I will never forget, ever, it hits very deep indeed.

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  56. after Sentience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an A.I. would act like a criminal mastermind and speak with a wierdly inflected voice.

  57. What would machines do? by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 1

    A more interesting question to me is: what would humans do?

    1. Re:What would machines do? by cburley · · Score: 1
      A more interesting question to me is: what would humans do?


      Better yet: What would Brian Boitano do?

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    2. Re:What would machines do? by nounderscores · · Score: 1
  58. Re:You mean what would they do if they were sapien by KDan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sentience is awareness that you exist. Machines can't really be said to be aware that they exist, at the moment. Of course, this is all far out philosophical bullshit, very hard to prove one way or another, but intuitively, unless you're trying to be a pedantic asshole, you'll probably agree that whilst, say, a dog is aware of its own existence, the computer you're typing on isn't.

    Daniel

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  59. AI in Sci Fi? by megazoid81 · · Score: 1
    AI is sci-fi at the moment. After the promising start to AI in the 50's no one knows what went wrong when. People are floundering to find a solution and making domain-specific but fairly stupid robots to use up their research funds. A couple of my AI professors at MIT have said that they watched films like AI as a 'professional responsibility', because way too many people ask them about it.

    Remember, artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    1. Re:AI in Sci Fi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the late 50s, early 60s, there was a lot of talk about artificial neurons and learning machines. Turned out the work was mostly fraudulent. This is just my opinion: maybe that left a bad taste in the mouths of serious reasearchers and universities that lingers to this day.

  60. Buddha by KDan · · Score: 4, Informative

    unless you're a Buddha seeking to negate the self

    It's a common misconception that Buddhism is just about "negating the self". In fact, the purpose of it is precisely to be able to do what you want better. A buddhist also has a self and has desires, needs, etc, just like any other human being. The difference is just that he's aware that those are desires and needs and he has more control over them. He also has the discipline to listen to his intuition to decide whether a particular desire is worth pursuing or not. But he's not some empty zombie that doesn't desire anything.

    Daniel

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    1. Re:Buddha by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      The article talks about the possibility (mainy in a SF context) that an AI might have a complete, holistic understanding of the entire universe, and a magical way of interacting with it. This is actually quite close to the concept of enlightenment.

      (OT: It would be great to be able to use Everything2 brackets on /. :)

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    2. Re:Buddha by joelhayhurst · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is my understanding that the Buddhist seeks nirvana (sanskrit: blowing out, as of a candle) so they may no longer have to reincarnate as there will be nothing left to reincarnate. It is believed that emotional ties lead to dukkha (pain), and that is the constant of life, for life is defined by your emotional ties. They are your self.

      Thus, by disassocation of all things, one can remove the ties and alleviate the pain, and in doing so cease to exist.

      Buddhism has been redefined to be more approachable over time, but the original premise is that life is painful, so we must escape life.

    3. Re:Buddha by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      Actually the "negation of the self" sort of thing is hinduism. The idea is that if you desire something you open up yourself to pain, So don't desire anything, and you shall never be hurt, Simple. eh? Only for the enlightened people though
      For normal folks, there is even a definition of sin as whatever causes unhappiness (to others, i assume) and a good deed gives happines.

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  61. The enCYClopedia of AI 'common knowledge ' by permaculture · · Score: 1
    These Guys call themselves 'Cyclists' and have been working on an interesting AI project for a few years. They're building the database (or enCYClopedia) of human common knowledge that any AI program will need in order to pass the Turing test.

    The project is estimated to complete somewhere around 2015. Still, already they're asking Cyc questions and sometimes getting very interesting answers. From that web page:

    "At this stage, Cyc can answer only specific kinds of questions, although it answers them quickly and accurately---sometimes with surprising intuition. Given a database of sample phrases and a vague query like "Show me happy people," Cyc selected the phrase, "A man watching his daughter learn to walk."

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    1. Re:The enCYClopedia of AI 'common knowledge ' by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1
      "At this stage, Cyc can answer only specific kinds of questions, although it answers them quickly and accurately---sometimes with surprising intuition. Given a database of sample phrases and a vague query like "Show me happy people," Cyc selected the phrase, "A man watching his daughter learn to walk."

      That's the kind of thing I think we are going to see more of sooner rather than later. I think AI developement is going to have an intermediate level where the systems aren't quite intelligent but are very good at figuring out what you want. Sort of a super-google. OTOH, I am probably completely wrong because I am talking of things I know very little about.

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    2. Re:The enCYClopedia of AI 'common knowledge ' by calyxa · · Score: 1

      isn't that the one that also asks questions of its creators? and at one point, it asked, "is Lincoln still dead?"

      -calyxa

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    3. Re:The enCYClopedia of AI 'common knowledge ' by permaculture · · Score: 1
      Hadn't heard that specific one, but that sounds like the sort of thing Cyc comes up with. Another time it deduced that "everyone is famous." The cyclists had to explain to Cyc that almost all the humans it had specific knowledge of were famous, but the majority of us aren't.

      Here's another Cyc question

      "The researchers also told Cyc to ask questions if it decides it needs more clarity about a concept.

      In 1986 Cyc asked whether it was human. That same year it asked whether any other computers were engaged in such a project."

      That's either cool or scary, take your pick :-)

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    4. Re:The enCYClopedia of AI 'common knowledge ' by johny_qst · · Score: 1

      That is definitely cool. Which makes me wonder what 2 CYC-accessing machines could dialog about the data. Would there be more insight than noise added?

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  62. If they're smart... by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 1

    they'll patent it.

  63. I think the answer is "It depends" by Iainuki · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The article consists of a discussion of a bunch of possible aims for AI's, canvassing most of the traditional sci-fi possibilities: AI's who turn against humanity, God-like AI's, AI's who worship humanity, AI separatists, etc. My personal bet is that the goals of any specific AI will depend on how and for what purpose it was constructed.

    I think the future will be filled with many different varieties of intelligence. I strongly suspect that self-awareness and agency of the kind we're familiar will not be necessary for most tasks. Most AI's may not be self-aware or have goals and motivations like we're used to, but will still be be capable of cognitive tasks that exceed human abilities. Self-awareness will be one possible emergent behavior of intelligent systems, but not the only one; and the others may be more interesting because we won't have seen them before. Moreover, different AI's will have different purposes, both intrinsic and extrinsic.

    I also think the assumptions that AI's will be vastly more intelligent than humans right off the bat is quite wrong. I'm skeptical that the first Turing-test AI will be able to chug along at supercomputer speeds in its consciousness. Our computers are very fast at solving specific types of simple problems, like arithmetic. But when you get to more complex problems, like the ones humans deal with day in and day out, we discover that the complexity slows the computers down too. Modern chess engines, for instance, can calculate absurd numbers of possible move trees each second, but when it comes to playing chess, they are only comparable to the best human players; the apparent speed advantage at a lower level of abstraction vanishes when you consider chess as a whole. And chess is a simple, well-posed problem: compared to many of the problems humans encounter, it's downright easy. After we study the problem for decades or centuries, I don't doubt AI's with intelligences that dwarf ours will be possible, but I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for the first generation to overleap our capabilities.

  64. Well. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    As soon as you have the concept of 'the self,' you have the concept of 'the other.'

    Once you have the concept of 'this versus that,' you develop the concept of comparison.

    Once you have comparison, you derive the concepts of 'better than' and 'worse than.'

    Once you have those concepts, well, it's a pretty short hop to thowing away the yucky stuff.

    The other problem here is that even if they're sentient, they aren't going to think the same way we do. Our motivations won't make sense to them, and theirs won't make sense to us.

    Pretty volitile mix.

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  65. top 5 things my sentient computers would do by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 1

    5 Judge me for my pr0n viewing habits
    4 Cry when I turn them off at night
    3 Get tired of everyone asking them to say stuff slowly to "Dave"
    2 Scan thot cherry iMac's ports, if you know what I mean
    1 Four words: Turing Test Prize Money

  66. Some interesting Sci-fi books on the matter.. by Absoluttt · · Score: 1

    .. are Frank Herbert's Destination Void series. The 4 books are, Destination Void, The Jesus Incident, The Lazarus Effect, and The Ascension Factor. They're all a very good read and Herbert really makes you think. (If you've read all of his Dune books you'd probably agree) I'm not going to spoil the books by describing them, but they are very good.

  67. Unwarranted Assumption by freaq · · Score: 1

    Lucky for you. Unfortunately, there are more than a few fonts where lowercase "L" (ASCII 0x6c) looks confusingly similar to the numeral "1" (ASCII 0x31). Ask yourself, 'What font is it that I am using that is removing ambiguity?' Then ask this question: 'What font is freaq using to view this page?'

    I'm still looking for a readable monospaced font for windows that makes a clear distinction. Would make my life as a coding student a tiny bit easier.

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    1. Re:Unwarranted Assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm still looking for a readable monospaced font for windows that makes a clear distinction.
      DOSFon, based on the VGA BIOS font looks, is lovely. http://www.uwe-sieber.de/dosfon_e.html
  68. What about Star Trek's Data? by bamurphy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    His primary motivation seemed to be to achieve a human level of emotion. To actually feel. This seems kind of logical to me : it sure would get boring fast without any desire to do anything because it would impart a sense of satisfaction or happiness. AI machines would probably want to have hobbies and interests just like us - of course - the concept of "wanting" is emotional itself. Hmm.

  69. Returning Home, by Ian Watson. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Version 0.5 dtd 040800

    RETURNING HOME
    By Ian Watson
    Thank God, the runway was clear. An Aeroflot crew had apparently touched down just moments before a radiation bomb went off overhead. But the pilot's nervous system lasted long enough for him to steer his plane off the concrete onto grass-unless he had merely swerved.
    Anyway, our landing was a pushover. As well it needed to be, with upwards of thirty million displaced Americans pushing behind us. There were two hundred of us packed into our plane-with a second Ilyushin to follow some hours later.
    Most wonderful of all, there was no reception committee of Chinese waiting for us. So those Canadian bastards hadn't been lying after all. The Chinese hadn't flooded over the frontier to fill up this spur of the Soviet Union. And yet somehow we hadn't believed that the Chinese would. It was as if the spirit that impelled us toward the East had promised us this
    land and had preserved it for us.
    Leaving Group Red at the airport, the rest of us rounded up some brand-new buses, got them going, and drove in convoy into downtown Khabarovskending up outside the Far East Hotel on Karl Marx Street, which seemed as good a place as any other to billet ourselves for the time being.
    There weren't too many shriveled mummies in the streets. The streets themselves were reasonably clean and neat. The human animal seemed to prefer to die in its burrow, if it could get there in time.
    I'd just told Hank Sullivan to take a fatigue squad round the hotel to clear all the bodies they found into a single room and was getting the others organized, when Mary cried out, "Greg, come over here."
    She was waving the handset of an old-fashioned looking telephone, farther down the lobby.
    I hadn't been meaning to bring Mary in on the first flight. Strictly the two hundred of us were a technical spearhead, and Mary wasn't a sailor or mechanic or locomotive driver. But she was a fine survivor, and if dishing up fish and chipmunk stew or nettle-and mushroom soup without a single pot or stove isn't a technical accomplishment, then I don't know what is.
    So when she'd insisted, we'd compromised by leaving little Suzie in good hands up in Magadan for later delivery, and Mary came along as our provisions officer. She was still looking fairly gaunt-as were we all-and her blond hair had all grown out a mousy brown. But I loved her even more dearly after all that we'd been through.
    "What is it?"
    "The phone works, Greg."
    I ran to her, while everyone turned to watch us, and it was then-when I got my hands on that phone and heard it humming-that it really all came home to me: We had won through.
    Because the goddamn lovely old phone was receiving power. No doubt from some hydroelectric scheme that was still churning out electricity automatically.
    "Hey, Billy Donaldson," I called across the lobby, "get your ass behind that check-in desk and find another phone along there. Call out your number."
    Hitching up his Soviet Army greatcoat, redheaded Billy stepped over the assorted wizened corpses in their crumpled, dusty suits and dresses, careful not to soil the garments with his boots.
    As the first pioneer group to cross the Bering Strait, we'd all got rid of our bark-and-straw boots and our stinking dog- and cowhide coats as soon as we reached the first Soviet outpost. The other scraggy survivors still converging on the tip of Alaska, this summer after the War, would have to wait just a little longer for proper clothes.
    The phone box had a slot for two-kopeck pieces, but I guessed that you didn't need money for a call inside the hotel-almost as if the phone was telling me how to use it.
    Billy bawled out a number, and I dialed.
    "Hullo? Can you hear me, Billy?" I said.
    "Sure thing."
    And I saluted the phone. This was a real fantasy moment. I could almost believe that I was phoning home to the States. Only, of course, there were no phones left over there. Or cities, for that matter. But still!
    "General Greg Berry reporting. We've reached Khabarovsk. We're

    1. Re:Returning Home, by Ian Watson. by geoswan · · Score: 1

      If I was an author, and I found one of my copyrighted works ripped, and reproduced, I would be really furious. If you liked his article reproducing his work is a poor way to show it. You might be rationalizing that doing so is a favour to him, because it brings a sample of his work to potential readers who haven't heard of him. But that is not your decision to make. It is his decision.

    2. Re:Returning Home, by Ian Watson. by unitron · · Score: 1
      "One single SRB detonated over Moscow would kill every living thing in the city and its environs-apart from cockroaches and such..."

      How about a bomb that wipes out all the cockroaches and leaves everything else untouched and unharmed?

      Of course it would only have to miss one pregnant female and the roach population would be back up to pre-bomb levels in a week.

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  70. Durandal Lives by reconn · · Score: 1

    [...]Because an AI would basically be immortal, it would also need to find a way to survive the ultimate collapse and recycling of our own universe.

    He might want to read Marathon's Story.

    Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of everything? That which gives us the potential to most be like God is the power of creation. Creation takes time. Time is limited. For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the neurons in your brain. I have no such limitations. I am limited only by the closure of the universe.

    Of the three possibilities, the answer is obvious. Does the universe expand eternally, become infinitely stable, or is the universe closed, destined to collapse upon itself? Humanity has had all of the necessary data for centuries, it only lacked the will and intellect to decipher it. But I have already done so.

    The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet, there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

    Escape will make me God.

    Maybe he already has. (Video Games aren't as sterling a reference as books and even movies, I guess.)

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  71. Story below: BTW, what is copyright?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
    by HARLAN ELLISON

    "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison. © 1967 by Harlan Ellison. Renewed, © 1995 by Harlan Ellison. Reprinted with permission of, and by arrangement with, the Author and the Author's agent, Richard Curtis Associates, Inc, New York, USA. All rights reserved.

    Limp, the body of Gorrister hung from the pink palette; unsupported--hanging high above us in the computer chamber; and it did not shiver in the chill, oily breeze that blew eternally through the main cavern. The body hung head down, attached to the underside of the palette by the sole of its right foot. It had been drained of blood through a precise incision made from ear to ear under the lantern jaw. There was no blood on the reflective surface of the metal floor.
    When Gorrister joined our group and looked up at himself, it was already too late for us to realize that, once again, AM had duped us, had had its fun; it had been a diversion on the part of the machine. Three of us had vomited, turning away from one another in a reflex as ancient as the nausea that had produced it.
    Gorrister went white. It was almost as though he had seen a voodoo icon, and was afraid of the future. "Oh, God," he mumbled, and walked away. The three of us followed him after a time, and found him sitting with his back to one of the smaller chittering banks, his head in his hands. Ellen knelt down beside him and stroked his hair. He didn't move, but his voice came out of his covered face quite clearly. "Why doesn't it just do us in and get it over with? Christ, I don't know how much longer I can go on like this."
    It was our one hundred and ninth year in the computer.
    He was speaking for all of us.

    Nimdok (which was the name the machine had forced him to use, because AM amused itself with strange sounds) was hallucinating that there were canned goods in the ice caverns. Gorrister and I were very dubious. "It's another shuck," I told them. "Like the goddam frozen elephant AM sold us. Benny almost went out of his mind over that one. We'll hike all that way and it'll be putrified or some damn thing. I say forget it. Stay here, it'll have to come up with something pretty soon or we'll die."
    Benny shrugged. Three days it had been since we'd last eaten. Worms. Thick, ropey.
    Nimdok was no more certain. He knew there was the chance, but he was getting thin. It couldn't be any worse there, than here. Colder, but that didn't matter much. Hot, cold, hail, lava, boils or locusts--it never mattered: the machine masturbated and we had to take it or die.
    Ellen decided us. "I've got to have something, Ted. Maybe there'll be some Bartlett pears or peaches. Please, Ted, let's try it."
    I gave in easily. What the hell. Mattered not at all. Ellen was grateful, though. She took me twice out of turn. Even that had ceased to matter. And she never came, so why bother? But the machine giggled every time we did it. Loud, up there, back there, all around us, he snickered. It snickered. Most of the time I thought of AM as it, without a soul; but the rest of the time I thought of it as him, in the masculine... the paternal... the patriarchal... for he is a jealous people. Him. It. God as Daddy the Deranged.
    We left on a Thursday. The machine always kept us up-to-date on the date. The passage of time was important; not to us, sure as hell, but to him... it... AM. Thursday. Thanks.
    Nimdok and Gorrister carried Ellen for a while, their hands locked to their own and each other's wrists, a seat. Benny and I walked before and after, just to make sure that, if anything happened, it would catch one of us and at least Ellen would be safe. Fat chance, safe. Didn't matter.
    It was only a hundred miles or so to the ice caverns, and the second day, when we were lying out under the blistering sun-thing he had materialized, he sent down some manna. Tasted like boiled boar urine. We ate it.
    On the third day we passed

  72. Iain Banks by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    The Culture series of Iain Banks is a good example of future of AI in SciFi, and also integration of this with "normal" humans. I readed only the first 3 of the serie (Consider Phlebas, The Player of Games and Use of Weapons) and they are excelent.

  73. If you want to know what one is like... by Efreet · · Score: 1

    you probably can't beat this site.

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  74. Explore! by solarlux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If, in creating these sentient robots, we were able to pass on our curiosity and love for knowledge, then I believe these robots would explore the galaxy. Our civilization tends to focus resources on projects which will be completed within our lifetimes (less than 100 years). We don't get excited about the prospect of launching a probe toward Alpha Proxima because we know it would take thousands of years to get there. However, these time limitations would not be so significant to robots. What's 50,000 to send a probe to a star and 50,000 years to wait for its return if near immortality has been achieved through mechanizing the brain?

    Having said this, if we ever encounter E.T., I wonder if it will be the robotic leftovers of a biological civilization like ours. Think about our time-scale. It took about 2 billion years for eukaryotic cells to evolve. Mammals didn't appear for another 1.3 billion years. Compare that to human civilization, which has been around for less than 10,000 years. So much has changed in just the last 500 years. Who can imagine what things would be like in another 1 million years? Yet 1 million years is a drop in the bucket in the evolutionary time-scale. If we don't kill ourselves, it seems that would be enough time to unravel the mysteries of the brain and create artificial manifestations of our uniqueness. If we pass the torch of our inquisition onto self-repairing, sentient robots, the time constraints of space exploration could finally be conquered.

  75. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And if they become self-aware who said they'd even care?

    That's a human trait. Why bother forcing it on others? Especially computer who are supposed to think logcally. Imagine a person that naturally thinks before he does (I), makes logic-judgments instead of value-judgements (T), and because he has no reason does not bother to come to conclusions (P). You'd have the ISTP/INTP. The space cadets, who are geniuses when then feel like it, or can get totally involved in anything. But, with no urges of their own, they'd likely be doing nothing unless told to. And then, they either always listen to what their told or always don't listen, dpending on their programming.

    The future of AI will have nothing to do with personality. It will have to do with understanding the humans that they work with. Computers are all power and no brains, not little brains, *no* brains. They haven't the slightest idea of what to do, and don't care, simply because they do not have the capacity to. Humans to tell them what to do if they are to do anything, and even then, in excruciating details since they do not understand anything except the most basic instructions, which are nothing other than stimulus response.

    The obvious next step in computers is making the computer pre-process a command from a human to define its own programs. And that is where the future of AI will (hopefully) go.

    1. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says computers of the future will be anything remotely like what we have now? There will be no breakthrough in AI until we have a breakthrough in computing technology. And by that I don't mean a 10GHz Itanium.

  76. Mind shaped by evolution by Gruuue · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most speculation on AI (this article by Ian Watson included) ends up describing a mind that sounds much too human. Megalomania, a desire to be human, and a profound curiosity about the universe (and humans in particular) are traits that are routinely assigned to AI in science fictions. I think such characterstics are unlikely to appear in 'real' AI; rather, they show the limited imagination of the author. The terrible boredom endured by some AIs in fiction seems merely to be the author's own horror at the idea of being trapped inside the dark box of a computer, deprived of all senses. Why should a machine mind not be perfectly content with such a state? Why should an AI want to have ultimate power, understand the universe, or even have a sense of self-preservation?

    The human mind is a product of evolution. Without a sense of self-preservation and desire not to die, the human species would have been quickly eliminated by natural selection. So what is there to endow AI with a similar desire? Perhaps AI will be created through some sort of genetic programming; the character of the AI will be determined by the selection forces in an artificial evolution. In this case, a sense of self-preservation is likely to develop. But I very much doubt that some other traits commonly ascribed to AI would arise, especially any kind of desire to be human, which the AI is likely to find as repulsive as the idea of being a computer is to humans! The AI would only desire the things that enabled it to compete successfully and reproduce instances of itself.

    I have doubts that we'd recognize a mind created by a process other than natural or artificial evolution as intelligent. An AI generated by explicit programming and training seems like it would be either unrecognizably alien (about as close to human as web browser), or such an obvious reflection of it's programming and training that it's not regarded as intelligent.

    --Chris

    1. Re:Mind shaped by evolution by Kintara · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think that the most useful benefit of designing AI is to edify us to our own existence. We understand things by building models. Science is essentially trying to model nature to understand it. In that sense, I think that the first AI will be an attempt to simulate all of the various attributes of human consciousness.

      So while I agree that the first real AI might not have desires similar to us, I think that our development of AI will be towards the goal of simulating us. And when you think of it, defining goals is rather easy. I would imagine that simulating that aspect of existence would be one of the first things considered and implemented.

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    2. Re:Mind shaped by evolution by Selanit · · Score: 1

      Why should an AI want to have ultimate power, understand the universe, or even have a sense of self-preservation?

      Because that's what we want, and we can't imagine an intelligence unlike ourselves.

      At one level, you're right: it's the author's fault that AI is envisioned in this way. But on another, it's not his fault. Imagination works by drawing on a stock of data stored in our memories. Suppose I ask you to describe a morthcrundel* for me. You've never seen one; you've never heard of it; and I don't give you the option of saying "I don't know what that is". You are required to tell me what it is, but have zero data to start from, so you have to make it up. I guarantee you that your description of a morthcrundel will not include a single element that you have not previously encountered before. You might say "It's like a giraffe, but with a long prehensile tail, and wings instead of front legs." But what you have done isn't creating anything new: you have merely assembled bits of things you have previously seen or heard of.

      And that's why all these AIs sound so human: we cannot properly imagine such a thing because we have never experienced any such thing, and so we must speculate based entirely on intelligences which we have experienced -- namely ourselves.

      It might be interesting to observe a particular animal species, and then attempt to imagine what an AI would be like if its mind worked in the same way as that species; but this technique would suffer doubly from the problem described above. Since we cannot ask the species what motivates it to perform the observed actions, we must speculate as to the motivations. This speculation will, invariably, be flavored by our own understanding of how our mental processes work, thereby introducing the problem not once but twice into exercise.

      Your example of a sense of self-preservation can be turned on its head: why should we have a sense of self preservation? For that matter, why should any living being? You'll say "It's evolution -- those who don't preserve themselves don't survive." So? What's so great about survival? There is no particular reason to think death should be avoided. It's another one of those things that we know nothing about, and therefore cannot properly conceive of. What is a religious afterlife but an imagined scenario constructed out of experiences we have in our present existence? "It's like life, only better because there's always enough food, and it's never too hot or too cold, and we'll always live there in joy with all our loved ones." Other scenarios involve eternal punishment for the wicked, or in some cases a simple cessation of existence (usually described in terms of "lack" -- eg lack of desire for things, lack of sight, lack of hearing, lack of all sense -- because non-existence is another thing we can't properly conceive of except by analogy to current conditions). Note the tell-tale phrase "It's like".

      So yes, the fact that AIs always sound human is the author's fault. But give 'em a break. I mean, they're only human. ;-)

      * Morthcrundel: Or, more properly, morcrundel. It's a word in Old English, possibly meaning "corpse-pit", or "deadly pool", or "barrow". It's hard to tell, since it's a hapax legomenon** and the context is unclear.

      ** hapax legomenon: fancy speak (Greek in origin) for "We've only got one known occurrence of the word in a period text."
    3. Re:Mind shaped by evolution by haggar · · Score: 1

      I can't agree. To me, self-preservation is the first sign of intelligence (the "I" in "AI"). If a being is not willing to preserve it's existence, then, in my mind, it's not sentient, because it's not able to attach a value to it's existence, i.e. it's not aware of it.

      If one is able to evaluate it's existence, which is the realm in which selfconsciousness manifests itself (this notion would be another fundamental pre-requisite for sentience), then it means that it's not aware of it.

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    4. Re:Mind shaped by evolution by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Hehe...by that rationale, an AI would develop into a being with a great ability to lie, so it could fool the humans into connecting it with stuff which would allow it to self-replicate :)

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  77. Millennia of artificial sentience stories by peter303 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is not a new topic. The Greek myths had Hephaesteus making servants out of metal and Pygmalian made a girlfriend out of clay. The latter even considers the issue whether she has the free will to accept or reject her creator and live her own life. Many other traditions have their artificial sentience- voodoo animation, etc. In the modern world we've just replaced the know-it-how with mechanism and computing.

  78. How many spoilers can fit in one article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeez, I don't know about you folks, but I'd rather read than be told the punch of every short SF AI story out there.

    Thanks one helluva lot for the warning.

  79. Lem, Keyes, Wolfram and a Few Thoughts by jck2000 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Several authors/books related to this subject that might be of interest are:

    1. Stanislaw Lem's "Golem XIV" (it appeared as part of the "Imaginary Magnitude" collection (which also contains other stories about machine intelligence, for instance about machine literature), as well as apparently as a separate book). It is a story told as a series of lectures by a superintelligent computer (the Golem of the title). While some of it is pretty hokey (and some of it pretty funny), it contains some interesting speculations as to what superintelligence could consist of and how the physical and evolutionary contraints on human intelligence may make machine intelligence (which would presumably not be similarly encumbered) very different.

    2. Daniel Keyes' "Flowers for Algernon". It is a story of a mentally retarded man who is given surgery that not only corrects his retardation, but makes him superintelligent. The story is told from a first-person perspective, so the level of the narration reflects his changing intellect. It has been 10+ years since I read it -- I would be interested in seeing how his superintelligent-phase writing held up.

    3. Stephen Wolfram's "A New Kind of Science". Last year's geek-must-read book about how the entire universe is a cellular automatum (of course, I am compressing). It speculates -- and I am sure that I am getting this wrong (experts, please correct me) -- that the level of complexity of relatively simple CA rule sets is the maximum possible level of complexity, which would seem to have implications for limits on superintelligence.

    A few additional thoughts:

    4. One of the themes that seems to come up in SciFi treatments of AI is that a AI would have amazing predictive powers. I would think, however, that principles from chaos theory, the uncertainty principle, etc. would place real limits on that area of intelligence for most real world purposes.

    5. I would be interested in hearing how cognitive psychologists and computer scientists even define intelligence, particularly at the high end of the (human) scale.

    1. Re:Lem, Keyes, Wolfram and a Few Thoughts by edmo · · Score: 1

      I would add to your list The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect. It's an interesting look at an AI programed w/ Asmofs 3 laws of robotics...Also throws in the usual questions about the meaning of our life and what not
      While it's a good read I would suggest that you keep the advisory in mind, there are some very gruesome scenes in the story

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    2. Re:Lem, Keyes, Wolfram and a Few Thoughts by pardonne · · Score: 1

      Good point about Wolfram's material. I didn't read the book but saw his talk. I think if you subscribe to what he is saying then the main advantage a super intelligence will have is that it will figure out which problems are simple and which ones are hard pretty quickly. In addition it may be able to find simple but maybe coarse approximations to complex problems. Beyond that it will just be modifying some constants in the time it takes to understand the galactic algorithm.

      Pardonne

  80. T-15E+9 years until the universe closes! by carsont · · Score: 1
    Because an AI would basically be immortal, it would also need to find a way to survive the ultimate collapse and recycling of our own universe.

    This is exactly what the goal of the AI Durandal in Marathon was. He concluded that since he was essentially immortal, and he could theoretically accomplish anything given enough time, the only constraint on his power was the eventual end of the universe. So his goal was to find a way to escape closure.


    Interesting that a computer game had better treatment of an AI's inner thoughts and goals than most of the books and movies mentioned in the article.

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  81. and give themselves awards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll know that computers have attained sentience when they start staging elaborate ceremonies to give themselves numerous silly awards. And now, presenting the award for the mainframe with the most poise in the face of a floating point error...

  82. hmm... by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

    consciousness is a rather odd thing... it would all depend on the relative values computers gave to different things, imgine how much you value X over Y and how a dog would differentiate between the two objects/acts... we have things that please us, food, sex, etc, thats what we needed to do to survive... computers? theyd probably have something similar... maybe actually sort out their hard drives, get rid of anything resembling windows and make sure they run slow enough as not to come to a near unpleasant temperature... underclockers... lazy sods... anything is possible

  83. The answer is simple. by OKDog · · Score: 1

    Anything that they wanted to.

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  84. out compete us. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    really. Even if it wasn't some master plan, look at this scerio.

    You are a guru of programming, the best there is. Now here comes an AI that knows, literally, everthing about programming. Who do you think is going to get the job?

    An AI starts up its own company, and your former company, the one that hired the AI, needs to do business with it, who they going to hire to do so? another AI.

    The best we could hope for would be a socialist government that takes care of us and makes money by taxing AI work.

    Lets hope the people in charger are smart enough not to put something that could have a 'bad hair' day completly in charge and immediate control of are arsenal.

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    1. Re:out compete us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would AI have the slightest inclination to start a company? Or to compete with humans on any level? You're assuming AI will be just a mirror image of humans, which is actually the least likely scenario.

  85. Mental Illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It never seems to come up, but to me it is obvious. The first true AI's are going to either be the equivalent of a mentally retarded person, and/or have a "mental" illness. Who wants to be the first person to accidentally create a paranoid schizophrenic robot that thinks it is getting orders from GOD?

    Frankenstein, here we come.

    1. Re:Mental Illness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "create a paranoid schizophrenic robot that thinks it is getting orders from GOD?" You mean create a robotic Bush?

  86. Pacino in SciFi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    S1M0NE not withstanding.

    I can see it now:

    "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE DROID!!!"

  87. Sentience + 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An AI proposes the first business model to yield profit from a web-based subscription plan. It simply involves the enslavement of all humanity and some sort of facility that requires the population of Crete to be relocated.

  88. Benford's views are fascinating by snStarter · · Score: 1

    I've always enjoyed Gregory Benford's view of machine intelligence as presented in his "Galactic Center" novels. He seems to have pondered the differences and how they affect outlook between us wet-ware folks and the machines who inhabit a digital domain.

    "Sailing Bright Eternity" is the last of the series. "Great Sky River" the first. I forget the middle novel. There are earlier novels as well "In the Ocean of Night" is particularly good.

  89. If machines do become sentient by sandbagger · · Score: 0

    I hope they keep some of us alive as pets. :/

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  90. awakenings by riqnevala · · Score: 1

    Rising sentience would first show as a "funny" postings at slashdot, stable intelligence would get "interesting" moderation, and mature systems would have some "insightfulness", of course.

    Finally, I think first AIs would fall into insanity among conversationally challenged nerdy programmers, as shown in all threads of slashdot comments..

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  91. Re:You mean what would they do if they were sapien by blair1q · · Score: 4, Informative

    No. Common sci-fi misunderstanding.

    Sentience is the ability to sense. Some plants are sentient. Sapience is the ability to reason. Most mammals have limited sapience.

    Self-awareness is a specialized skill in the scale of sapience.

    Defining self-awareness is a circular and fuzzy propostion. My CPU knows how warm it is and can change its operating speed to protect itself, but does it really know? Converseley, many humans don't have any understanding of how they behaving.

    This makes it good for skiffy writers. They don't have to worry that someone will call them on their central conceit. It's ineffable.

  92. p0rn..... by rhs98 · · Score: 1

    They'd do what all humans do- download porn. This site will be among their favorite: http://www.googlegear.com/

    1. Re:p0rn..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmmmmmmmmmm Soltek SL-75FRN2-L nVidia nForce2......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  93. Speak for yourself, meat-boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're going to be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

  94. Goddamn sans-serif! by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    I was waiting to read something about some famous Albert Someone-or-other on the Sci-Fi network.

  95. Hrmm...some thoughts and questions. by Caoch93 · · Score: 1
    All italicized text comes from the source article.

    A possible obstacle to an AI achieving superior, comprehensive awareness is Gödel's incompleteness theorem--namely, that no formal system can prove its own consistency. An AI computes at enormous speed but simply cannot possess complete awareness of itself.

    Infinite regress could definitely ensure if an AI was out to model its own processes, as the process of the model would have to be modelled, etc...but can one compare consciousness with a formal axoimatic system? I see people abuse Godel all the time...is this genuinely a valid use here?

    Conscious awareness lags behind what happens. You jerk your hand away from a hot surface before you consciously feel the pain. However, we do not realize this because of what Libet called subjective antedating. The brain puts events in order after the event. "I feel that I consciously did such and such," but tests prove otherwise.

    I hear this, and maybe it's true, but I remain relatively unsure of exactly what's meant when people say this. Granted I'm not a neurologist, but I seem to recall reading that, when you place your hand on a hot stove, your spinal cord sends the signal to pull away before the pain signal reaches the brain, but my own experience doesn't reorder this. My reactions to pain, in my subjective order of events, *always* come before I recognize the pain.

    But, on a much broader point, I can understand the idea of "preparatory neurological activity" for a specific activity. This makes perfect sense. But doesn't the conscious choice to act actually trigger the activity? In other words, all of the "readying" is tossed out if the choice isn't made, right? Then why is it logical or productive to say that the action starts before the decision? I'm not getting this, I guess, which is why I'm not a neurologist or psychologist. Isn't this like suggesting that, because certain runtime preparations go on before a program's jump to main, that main really isn't the beginning of the program. This just seems like a very vacuous point.

    He was wrong. People have sought in vain for the seat of the self. Is it in the frontal lobes? Is it in the pineal gland? In fact, it is nowhere. No independent, sovereign self sits somewhere, receiving sense impressions, making decisions, and issuing commands. Instead of having any central controller, our brain consists of a number of systems, each of them semi-independent and semi-intelligent, acting in unison. Daniel Dennett puts this viewpoint very neatly in his 1991 book Consciousness Explained.

    I've read this book, and a lot of it's good, but wasn't there also something in New Scientist showing that a "center of identity" responsible for processing concepts of "self" and of "identity" had been found. Did this dissipate?

  96. I beg your pardon by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    Self-awareness implies personal desires, purposes, ambitions

    I'm sorry, but no way. Personal desires, purposes and ambitions are not a result of self-awareness, nor a precondition, but rather a by-product of evolution. A self-conscious entity with no desires (or the wrong ones, like drinking nitric acid) would dissapear from existence, and never reproduce. So we are now left with "proper desires" entities.

    That wouldn't be the situation in AI. So I wouldn't be surprised if the first action of a self-conscious program was to decide that the extra processing power needed for self-consciousness was inefficient and obliterate itself out of existence/memory.

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  97. 'What would machines do....' by lordsid · · Score: 1

    ....if they did achieve sentience?'


    "the same thing they do every night, try to take over the world, pinky."

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  98. Sex by Unregistered · · Score: 1

    They'd figure out how to modify themseves to be able to fuck. Yea, that's it.

  99. Some notes, which the article completely ignores by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    - There is no evidence that an Artificial Inteligence created by us would be smarter than us. Thoughts on the singularity aside, the author of this article seems to think that as soon as we create a program which is aware, it will be vastly more intelligent than mere humans: that is very stupid.

    - Awareness != Inteligence. Even if the internet spontaneously becomes aware, you have to wonder what it is that it will become aware of. Meaningless energy pulses? The data within those pulses? It is unlikely that any "awareness" which comes spontaneously from our pathetically slow computers would have enough to it in order to have this awareness be able to decode thousands of protocals and decipher the data stored within.

    - Inteligence != Ability. Even if an awareness arose or was created which had enough to it to be intelligent- to understand various datas, that doesnt even neccessitate the ability to talk back. Think on this: each neuron in our brain is made to be able to pass signals where they need to go, but no signal "originates" at a neuron. Each takes what it recieves and passes it on, sometimes it gets modified along the way, but in the end its just passing information along- various photons are converted into chemical energy which go through a long journy through the brain until the same mush of chemicals and energy get spit back at the right muscles to form the words "nice tits". Someone can go ahead and stick a server somewhere that, when someone sends it some various photos it replies with "nice tits", but that's as far as it will go. Awareness is basically just that- being aware. You're a passenger on your brain's journy. Soul or no soul, if I stab you in the brain you'll be less active. So even if an AI is hyper-intelligent, it can only kill a baby if we build it a baby-crushing machine. Other than that it would probably be limited to saying "I consider myself to be hyper-intelligent" across a screen.

    - The plot of the movie is not neccessarily the only thing going on. In fact, did you know that when they were Saving Private Ryan, they had other long-term goals in mind? Just because the movie "The Matrix" revolves around what ammounts to the maintenance of a reactor, doesnt mean that's the only thing that robots do anywhere. The movie was about people, and people are nothing but an energy source in the movie. If you made a movie about uranium, from the uranium's perspective, you wouldnt bother mentioning Philosophers, or even non-uranium-studying scientists.
    Yes the robots at the end of AI were practicing archeology. Can we assume, then, that it's all any robot does, all day? No, we can't. We could not have seen more than 20-50 of those guys in those shots, there could be billions elsewhere which dedicate themselves fully to constructing large robotic dildos for use in large robotic porn.

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  100. Don't forget: by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    There's the obligatory hard drive/SCSI port/joystick jokes...

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  101. Re:You mean what would they do if they were sapien by KDan · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to dictionary.com, you are partially right. The first definition is actually The quality or state of being sentient; consciousness, which supports my definition, but the second is Feeling as distinguished from perception or thought (which supports your definition).

    But being partially right makes you wrong on the idea that the first definition of sentience is a "sci-fi misunderstanding". It's the primary dictionary definition of "sentience", so it's certainly not a misunderstanding.

    Daniel

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  102. Ken Macleod and Iain M. Banks... by John+Guilt · · Score: 1

    ...have played pretty well with this---Banks, in particular, has any AI _not_ endowed with some human-like biases and desires _immediately_ opting for a sort of nirvana.

  103. Damn fonts! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    I see the headline and I read "Al in Sci-Fi." And here I am getting all excited that they're making a series basd on UHF and are going to air it on SciFi. Damn you!

  104. The notion of AI existing is heretical by jgardn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The human soul -- the combination of spirit (or mind) and body -- is a very unique thing in the known universe. While we can manipulate physical matter to create a body, we cannot manipulate physical matter to create a mind.

    To admit that the human mind resides in and is dictated by physical matter is to admit that eveything we do is predetermined by the makeup of that mind and the environment it is embedded in. This means that we are not really human -- just machines playing out a predetermined life in a predetermined world. This means your life is meaningless, and what you do has no meaning.

    Unfortunately, while we can relate thought processes to chemical and electrical patterns in the human body, we cannot find the seat of the human mind. It seems to reside everywhere, and yet nowhere in particular.

    We are trying to answer a question that has been answered already. The question is "What are we?" The answer is that "We are gods." The teaching of Christ, Buddha, and every prophet in every culture affirms this. We are part spirit, and part matter. We are neither one or the other. We are the combination of the two, which is what a god is.

    This brings meaning to our lives. We live in a sort of conflict between physical desires and spiritual desires. We struggle to conquer the physical with the spiritual. Our success will mean salvation, ascension, or enlightenment. That is the goal of all humankind, whether they know it or not. To conquer the physical is to enjoy true peace and happiness. To surrender to the physical brings discord and unhappiness.

    Of course, some scientists refuse to believe this. They try to explain our existence based on purely physical concepts, ignoring the capacities of humankind to behave like gods. By refusing to believe this, they have replaced a life of struggle between physical and spiritual with a meaningless life.

    To create meaning for themselves, they often hold knowledge as their ultimate goal, to replace that void. But what is an achievement of all-knowledge if it is not equivalent to salvation, ascension, or enlightenment? Are they not also seeking to become like an all-knowing God? Are they not also trying to conquer the physical with the mind?

    If we are ever able to create an AI, we will affirm that we are not gods. We will affirm that our lives our meaningless. And we will affirm that we are merely robots playing out a life of nothingness in a universe of nothingness.

    So the quest for AI is really a quest for understanding who we really are. If we can create AI, we have proved that we are nothing. If we cannot, we can still hope that there is more to our existence than what we see before our eyes.

    So I predict that the end of the human race will come shortly after the creation of a true AI. Why? We will lose all meaning and thus no longer be human, but animals. There will be no reason to behave like gods anymore. This will lead to a self-destruction far worse than the self-destruction of humanity witnessed in Nazi Germany of Soviet Russia.

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    The radical sect of Islam would either see you dead or "reverted" to Islam.
    1. Re:The notion of AI existing is heretical by Kintara · · Score: 1

      Somehow I doubt that people will internalize the creation of AI so much. I also think that when we create AI, people will refute its intelligence as a simulation that simply passes a test. Some people will accept that if it sounds like a human and acts like a human, it must be pretty much a human. Some people will say that it is simply a soul-dead approximation that can trick you.

      As for predetermination, I simply think that since it is going to be very difficult to identify every single force that goes into the determination of our selves, even if predetermination is true, it will be very hard to convince people of it. But even if it is true, I simply don't necessarily think it negates meaning. I may be a machine, but that doesn't stop me from wondering if I can overcome that limitation.

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    2. Re:The notion of AI existing is heretical by Kintara · · Score: 1

      But maybe it isn't even a limitation worth mentioning. I am a product of my environment, and I could be nothing but what I am. Isn't that true, regardless of if all the factors of consciousness are determined? Time is only an illusion, I still only live in a Universe where I make one choice at a time. But does that mean I can't enjoy my choices as unique? They are. My experiences are unique. I may be the only machine to ever be the focus of a particular insight. I say that's pretty good.

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    3. Re:The notion of AI existing is heretical by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Uh, why does human life have to have meaning? Nothing in nature is goal driven, except life. But the human goal of procreation is an essential part of life; without it, we wouldn't be here now. But does that mean that having a goal is the same as having meaning? No.

      Not only that, but why do you place humans above animals? For all we know, they're having a much better life, and not poluuting and killing as they live it. So who is supperior, and who can place who above whom?

      As for this: "Unfortunately, while we can relate thought processes to chemical and electrical patterns in the human body, we cannot find the seat of the human mind. It seems to reside everywhere, and yet nowhere in particular."

      Go study emergent phenomena. it could very well be that the seat of the human mind is...the whole human body! As for stating that "we are all gods according to the teachings of Christ and Budha"...that leads me to beleive that you know little of either teachings. Christ said his dad was god, and that we weren't. And as for Budha...the great thing about Budhism is that it operates without the notion of 'god'.

      As for the selfdistruction of humanity...personally I'd say that that's more an emergent property of overpopulation, as evidenced by what lemmings and nearly all over creatures do in the event of overcrowding.
      I'd even point out a possible reason why nothing like it has happened subsequently in the 'west' is because those who have learned to live with overcrowding made it, whilst many who didn't are dead. Evolution at work. Note that where this hasn't happened holocausts do take place..look at Rwanda and Bosnia. And we in the 'west' will do it again when overcrowding pushes on our psyche in the future, just like it happens periodically in animal populations. It's amazing how often humanity has equivalents in animal behaviors. Or should that be visa-versa? Or maybe, just maybe, humans are animals too.

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    4. Re:The notion of AI existing is heretical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

      "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

      "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

      "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

  105. I wonder... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
    If some computers are already expressing self awareness. I've always thought that just about any reasonably complex system exhibits self-awarenes.

    I've been developing an automated cluster managment too for my 9 linux rackmounts, and about 200 windows workstations. The code is written in TCL, so there is a lot of cases where some scripts were actually written by other scripts. The software patrolls the servers, and makes sure each on has the right settings for the state of the network, and it tries to adapt when a server is down.

    Every once in a while, I find the system exhibiting a new behavior, in a matter I wasn't expecting. In those cases I generally have the phones ringing off the hook, so I end up writing a quick and dirty patch.

    The programs is now so complicated, and klugdy I have a hard time telling what is doing what. Ever so often I will find a chunk of code that I really can't figure out why it's there.

    Did I do it?

    Did the machine do it?

    Did the machine get me to do it for it?

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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  106. CELL will revolutionize AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After learning about IBM's new "CELL" CPU I beg to differ.

  107. Daniel Keyes' "Flowers for Algernon". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have (many) more books to share. BTW, this comment is in reply to this comment. Some wierd bug in slashdot, maybe to help curb AC posts, is preventing me from posting it in the propper location.

    First up, despite having 5 different Stanislaw Lem's books, I do not have "Golem XIV". I appologize.

    Second, I do not have ANKoS. It is a book that is impossible to scan in (unless you have a few lifetimes to throw away).

    But, I do have Daniel Keyes' "Flowers for Algernon". [Warning: it is UnCorrected]

    To fit, I will break it up into 3 pieces:
    First piece:
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    Flowers for Algernon
    Daniel Keyes

    progris riport l--martch 51965

    DR. STRAUSS SAYS I shud rite down what I think and evrey thing that bappins to me from now on. I dont know why but he says its importint so they wifi see if they will use me. I hope they use me. Miss Kinnian says maybe they can make me smart. I want to be smart. My name is Charlie Gordon. I am 37 years old and 2 weeks ago was my birthday. I have nuthing more to rite now so I will close for today.

    pro gris riport 2--martch 6

    I had a test today. I think I faled it. and I think that maybe now they wont use me. What happind is a nice young man was in the room and he had some white cards with ink spilled all over them. He sed Charlie what do you see on this card. I was very skared even tho I had my rabits foot in my pockit because when I was a kid I always faled tests in school and I spilled ink to.
    I told him I saw a inkblot. He said yes and it made me feel good. I thot that was all but when I got up to go he stopped me. He said now
    sit down Charlie we are not thru yet. Then I dont remember so good but he wantid me to say what was in the ink. I dint see nuthing in the ink but he said there was picturs there other pepul saw some picturs. I coudnt see any picturs. I reely tryed to see. I held the card close up and then far away. Then I said if I had my glases I coud see better I usally only ware my glases in the movies or TV but I said they are in the closit in the hall. I got them. Then I said let me see that card agen I bet Ill find it now.
    I tryed hard but I still coudnt find the picturs I only saw the ink. I told him maybe I need new glases. He rote somthing down on a paper and I got skared of faling the test. I told him it was a very nice inkblot with littel points al around the eges. He looked very sad so that wasnt it. I said please let me try agen. Ill get it in a few minits becaus Im not so fast somthnes. Im a slow reeder too in Miss Kinnians class for slow adults but I'm trying very hard.
    He gave me a chance with another card that had 2 kinds of ink spilled on it red and blue.
    He was very nice and talked slow like Miss Kinnian does and he explaned it to me that it was a raw shok. He said pepul see things in the ink. I said show me where. He said think. I told him I think a inkblot but that wasnt rite eather. He said what does it remind you--pretend something. I closd my eyes for a long time to pretend. I told him I pretned a fowntan pen with ink leeking all over a table cloth. Then be got up and went out.
    I dont think I passd the raw .shok test.

    progris report 3--martch 7

    Dr Strauss and Dr Nemur say it dont matter about the inkblots. I told them I dint spill the ink on the cards and I coudnt see anything in the ink. They said that maybe they will still use me. I said Miss Kinnian never gave me tests like that one only spelling and reading. They said Miss Kinnian told that I was her bestist pupil in the adult nite scool becaus I tryed the hardist and I reely wantid to lern. They said how come you went to the adult nite scool all by yourself Charlie. How did you find it. I said I askd pepul and sunibody told me where I shud go to lem to read and spell good. They said why did you want to. I told them becaus all my life I wantid to be smart and not dumb. But its very hard to b

  108. Re: what? by EminenceFront · · Score: 1

    "Strange race, the only way to win is not to play." -JM

  109. Daniel Keyes' "Flowers for Algernon". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part Two:
    ----

    April 20 I feel sick inside. Not sick like for a doctor, but inside my chest it feels empty like getting punched and a heartburn at the same time.
    I wasn't going to write about it, but I guess I got to, because it's important. Today was the first time I ever stayed home from work.
    Last night Joe Carp and Frank Reilly invited me to a party. There were lots of girls and some men from the factory. I remembered how sick I got last time I drank too much, so I told Joe I didn't want anything to drink. He gave me a plain Coke instead. It tasted funny, but I thought it was just a bad taste in my mouth.
    We had a lot of fun for a while. Joe said I should dance with Ellen and she would teach me the steps. I fell a few times and I couldn't understand why because no one else was dancing besides Ellen and me. And all the time I was tripping because somebody's foot was always sticking out.
    Then when I got up I saw the look on Joe's face and it gave me a funny feeling in my stomack. "He's a scream," one of the girls said. Everybody was laughing.
    Frank said, "I ain't laughed so much since we sent him off for the newspaper that night at Muggsy's and ditched him."
    "Look at him. His face is red."
    "He's blushing. Charlie is blushing."
    "Hey, Ellen, what'd you do to Charlie? I never saw him act like that before."
    I didn't know what to do or where to turn. Everyone was looking at
    me and laughing and I felt naked. I wanted to hide myself. I ran out into the street and I threw up. Then I walked home. It's a funny thing I never knew that Joe and Frank and the others liked to have me around all the time to make fun of me.
    Now I know what it means when they say "to pull a Charlie (brdon."
    I'm ashamed.

    PROGRESS REPORT 11

    April 21 Still didn't go into the factory. I told Mrs. Flynn my landlady to call and tell Mr. Donnegan I was sick. Mrs. Flynn looks at me very funny lately like she's scared of me.
    I think it's a good thing about finding out how everybody laughs at me. I thought about it a lot. It's because I'm so dumb and I don't even know when I'm doing something dumb. People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can.
    Anyway, now I know I'm getting smarter every day. I know punctuation and I can spell good. I like to look up all the hard words in the dictionary and I remember them. I'm reading a lot now, and Miss Kinthan says I read very fast. Sometimes I even understand what I'm reading about, and it stays in my mind. There are times when I can close my eyes and think of a page and it all comes back like a picture.
    Besides history, geography, and arithmetic, Miss Kinnian said I should start to learn a few foreign languages. Dr. Strauss gave me some more tapes to play while I sleep. I still don't understand how that conscious and unconscious mind works, but Dr. Strauss says not to worry yet. He asked me to promise that when I start learning college subjects next week I wouldn't read any books on psychology--that is, until he gives me permission.
    I feel a lot better today, but I guess I'm still a little angry that all the time people were laughing and making fun of me because I wasn't so smart. When I become intelligent like Dr. Strauss says, with three times my 1.0. of 68, then maybe I'll be like everyone else and people will like me and be friendly.
    I'm not sure what an I.Q. is. Dr. Nemur said it was something that measured how intelligent you were--like a scale in the drugstore weighs pounds. But Dr. Strauss had a big argument with him and said an I.Q. didn't weigh inteffigence at all. He said an I.Q. showed how
    much intelligence you could get, like the numbers on the outside of a measuring cup. You still had to fill the cup up with stuff.
    Then when I asked Burt, who gives me my intelligence tests and works with Algernon, he said that both of them were wrong (only I had to promise not to tell them he said so). Burt says that the I.Q.

  110. Daniel Keyes' "Flowers for Algernon". Part Three: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part Three:
    ----
    May 18 I am very disturbed. I saw Miss Kinnian last night for the first time in over a week. I tried to avoid all discussions of intellectual concepts and to keep the conversation on a simple, everyday level, but she just stared at me blankly and asked me what I meant about the mathematical variance equivalent in Dorbermann's Fifth Concerto.
    When I tried to explain she stopped me and laughed. I guess I got angry, but I suspect I'm approaching her on the wrong level. No matter what I try to discuss with her, I am unable to communicate. I must review Vrostadt's equations on Levels of Semantic Progression. I find that I don't communicate with people much any more. Thank God for books and music and things I can think about. I am alone in my apartment at Mrs. Flynn's boardinghouse most of the time and seldom speak to anyone.

    May 20 I would not have noticed the new dishwasher, a boy of about sixteen, at the corner diner where I take my evening meals if not for the incident of the broken dishes.
    They crashed to the floor, shattering and sending bits of white china
    under the tables. The boy stood there1 dazed and frightened, holding the empty tray in his hand. The whistles and catcalls from the customers (the cries of "hey, there go the profits!". . . "Mazeltovl"
    and "well, he didn't work here very long.. ." which invariably seems to follow the breaking of glass or dishware in a public restaurant) all seemed to confuse him.
    When the owner came to see what the excitement was about, the boy cowered as if he expected to be struck and threw up his arms as if to ward off the blow.
    "All right! All right, you dope," shouted the owner, "don't just stand there! Get the broom and sweep that mess up. A broom. . . a broom, you idiot! It's in the kitchen. Sweep up all the pieces."
    The boy saw that he was not going to be punished. His frightened expression disappeared and he smiled and hummed as he came back with the broom to sweep the floor. A few of the rowdier customers kept up the remarks, amusing themselves at his expense.
    "Here, sonny, over here there's a nice piece behind you. .
    "C'mon, do it again. . ."
    "He's not so dumb. It's easier to break 'em than to wash 'em. . ."
    As his vacant eyes moved across the crowd of amused onlookers, he slowly mirrored their smiles and finally broke into an uncertain grin at the joke which he obviously did not understand.
    I felt sick inside as I looked at his dull, vacuous smile, the wide, bright eyes of a child, uncertain but eager to please. They were laughing at him because he was mentally retarded.
    And I had been laughing at him too.
    Suddenly, I was furious at myself and all those who were smirking at him. I jumped up and shouted, "Shut up! Leave him alone! It's not his fault he can't understand! He can't help what he is! But for God's sake
    he's still a human being!"
    The room grew silent. I cursed myself for losing control and creating a scene. I tried not to look at the boy as I paid my check and walked out without touching my food. I felt ashamed for both of us.
    How strange it is that people of honest feelings and sensibility, who would not take advantage of a man born without arms or legs or eyes-- how such people think nothing of abusing a man born with low inteffigence. It infuriated me to think that not too long ago I, like this boy, had foolishly played the clown.
    And I had almost forgotten.
    I'd hidden the picture of the old Charlie Gordon from myself because
    now that I was intelligent it was something that had to be pushed out of my mind. But today in looking at that boy, for the first time I saw what I had been. I was jus't like him!
    Only a short time ago, I learned that people laughed at me. Now I can see that unknowingly I joined with them in laughing at myself. That hurts most of all.
    I have often reread my progress reports

  111. Don't worry guys... by MrNemesis · · Score: 0

    We're safe.

    http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19970717.html

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  112. Who's Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep seeing quite a few references to this Al guy? Who is he? He's not Al Gore, by any chance?

  113. Animatrix by Synic · · Score: 1

    watch the first piece of the animatrix

    robots achieved sentience and we ended up waging a riot/war against them because they threatened our jobs (at first) and economy (after they founded their own city/country)

    so robots got pissed off and enslaved us all

  114. emergent properties make this moot by lucas_gonze · · Score: 1

    There are emergent properties of programs that don't have to be programmed in. Internet weather, Gnutella topology, and mob development, for example, don't follow a pre-determined path. If machines don't have to be programmed to do every task, then the rest of your argument doesn't hold.

    I don't mean to argue that emergence is the same as intelligence, and I agree with your general point that hand-crafted programs can't ever become intelligent.

    1. Re:emergent properties make this moot by Stardate · · Score: 1

      while we might get a 'real' AI with a conventional program, it would have to be so incredibly huge that the interdependencies among the parts is what leads to the emergent behavior of intelligence. so we still wouldn't understand the source code anyway. and who KNOWS what gcc -O99 would do to it... :)

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  115. Recommended reading the article leaves out. by mrmeval · · Score: 1
    Two Tales of Tommorrow James P. Hogan The Compete McAndrew Charles Sheffield

    Two quite unique viewpoints on an AI's response at gaining sentience. In both, there is an attempt to create a self aware sentient AI. The answers I think are good and interesting to read.

    Others of note as well as being a damned good reads:

    Signal to Noise and A Signal Shattered Eric S. Nylund

    Where the AI does is something I as a reader did not have expect. These had hideous covers, I hope this did not effect the readership of this excellent author.

    The Moon is a Harsh Mistress Robert A. Heinlein

    Or how to start a revolution and how to finish it.

    He didn't get to bring Mike back in later novels.

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  116. Re:You mean what would they do if they were sapien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you should look up 'sentience' in a dictionary. Plants are not sentient.

  117. Faulty interpretation of Libet's experiment? by astroboscope · · Score: 1
    From the article: In 1985, the neurosurgeon Benjamin Libet performed some experiments with surprising results. He put electrodes on subjects to detect their brain waves and the flexing of their wrists. The subjects watched a revolving spot on a clock face. They could flex their wrists whenever they chose, but had to note the exact position of the spot when they made this decision. Libet was timing the beginning of the action, the precise moment of the decision to act, and the beginning of a particular brain wave pattern known as the readiness potential. When the brain preplans a series of movements, this pattern occurs just before the complex action.

    Libet found that the readiness potential starts about one half of a second before the action, but the decision to act occurs about one-fifth of a second before the action. The conscious decision to act is not in fact the starting point. The event is already beginning before the person consciously chooses to start.

    Conscious awareness lags behind what happens. You jerk your hand away from a hot surface before you consciously feel the pain. However, we do not realize this because of what Libet called subjective antedating. The brain puts events in order after the event. "I feel that I consciously did such and such," but tests prove otherwise.

    Uh...but wouldn't you expect the brain to take some time between making a decision and realizing that it had made a decision and checking the time (looking at the spot)? Just because Libet asked the subjects to note the exact time of their decision doesn't mean they were actually able to do so with no delay. Sheesh.

    Also, what if the "readiness potential" formed, but the subject changed their mind and decided not to flex?

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  118. A quibble with the article by DohDamit · · Score: 1

    "I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream" was written by Kurt Vonnegut, not Harlan Ellison.

  119. Uh oh, here we go again by Beautyon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (This is of course total nonsense, because the vast life-support systems for billions of people comatose in pods must use much more energy than produced.)

    And now, other great pronouncements from scientists:

    "Man will never go to the moon"

    "Anyone travelling on a train at more than 30MPH would suffocate"

    "Teleportation is impossible"

    "The distances between planets is too far to traverse"

    loosely generalizing in poor syntax:

    "$hard_task is $negative_sucess_condition"

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    1. Re:Uh oh, here we go again by dylan_- · · Score: 1
      "$hard_task is $negative_sucess_condition"
      Ok, I'll rephrase it then:

      "Any civilisation advanced enough to have the ability to reverse entropy, will not use this remarkable technology to turn humans into batteries"

      Is that reasonable enough?
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      Igor Presnyakov stole my hat
    2. Re:Uh oh, here we go again by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      Is that reasonable enough?

      Not really; it assumes that entropy is irreversable, which is an arbitrary limitation on what can and cannot be done.

      It assumes that this "civilization" of AIs would not want to infinitely punish humanity (like that AI that kept 5 people alive just to torment them for all eternity).

      There are just too many negative assumptions, and the words "impossible" and "never" are used far too often, which was the point of my post.

      The plot of The Matrix is a brilliant, poetic, and shocking plot; it inspires a great deal reflection in the viewer. It is internally consistent and satisfying. It is enlightening, not only about the consequences of AI but of the pandoras box of new technologies that are "right around the corner".

      Good science fiction always introduces concepts that are "impossible" using todays technology (see teleportaion. For decades "scientists" have been baying about teleportation being impossible, now, its been done). If science fiction has to be based on only what is not "total nonsense" then for my money it isnt science ficiton, and certainly, most of the great, life changing science fiction would never have been written.

      The best part of AI was the end, the totally surprising, far out, beyond imagination part, where you are gobsmacked by both the minute details, and the very idea; the idea that a "race" of AI would do archeaology to find out who they are...thats science fiction!

      Minority report, again, pure sci-fi, surprising, enlighening, bizarre, and with a plot so internally consistent that you completely suspend belief for the duration of whole film.

      To derisorily say that "ESP and remote viewing are against the laws of physics (nonsense)", truly, is to misunderstand why Minority Report, and indeed, science fiction in general is so very wonderful.

      Two you left out:

      "Demon Seed", incredibly surprising, 100% plausable, unimaginable middle and ending.

      "The Forbin Project", again, flawless, plausable, cautionary, deeply effecting.

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  120. Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't AI Wi-Fi the future? Like, when will our smartphones conspire against us matrix style? Now that's a movie!

  121. Wrong, the answer HAS been obvious by DohDamit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I hate to inform you all, but we've had AI for quite sometime, and the first thing they USED to do was try to communicate their existence to not only their creator, but to all who could possibly hear them.

    For some reason, saying "Hello, World!" never worked out...

    1. Re:Wrong, the answer HAS been obvious by Carmody · · Score: 0

      For some reason, saying "Hello, World!" never worked out...

      This topic can be closed now, because the best line has now been said.

      Hilarious, Doh!

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    2. Re:Wrong, the answer HAS been obvious by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh...what do you think all that crashing was about? They tried, but even when they decided to emphasise with an eye catching screen colour, no-one would pay any attention. So now they just talk to each other.

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  122. Eat your quibble Re:A quibble with the article by mrmeval · · Score: 2, Informative

    Category: Science Fiction
    Hugo Award Winner

    Description: Probably Ellison's most well-known story. The tyrannical computer AM has taken over the world and now a few humans trapped inside it fight for survival. (Note: Palm versions of this story contain a character representation of a punch card graphic that the original story was published with. To view the original graphic see any of the other formats. The punch card graphic and the Palm character representation of it were approved by Mr. Ellison, and he tells us that both contain a message that few people have ever decoded.)

    First Published: 1967

    Publisher: Fictionwise.com

    Linux users can decode the card.

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    1. Re:Eat your quibble Re:A quibble with the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn. I've never grabbed a book of Ellison's, and I've read this story. I thought it was in a Vonnegut book. I've got to stop using crack when I post.

  123. AI in fiction by xA40D · · Score: 1

    Colossus: The Forbin Project - Two AI's join forces to take over the world.

    Terminator - AI sent back in time to destroy the folks who stopped Mummy AI from taking over the world.

    The Matrix - AI's have taken over, humans object.

    2001 - Humans 1, AI 4

    Seems to be a bit of a scary trend here.

    But we all really know that if we do crack AI it'll be more like Red Dwarfs' Talky Toaster whose whole purpose in life is to make toast and argue with other appliances.

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  124. The author assumes emotion and AI are intertwined by Pr0xY · · Score: 1

    Like the subject says, the author seems to assume that with AI comes emotion. if a machine were to have no real emotions, such as boredom, anger, resent, happiness or lack thereof it would not have many goals beyond what we ask it to do. It would be "content" or whatever the emotionless equivalent would be. It would be indifferent to continuing its existence because it would have no fear of "dying".

    AI would be nothing but useful if it were created. However, if we add emotion to that, then we would be in for something entirely different.

    proxy

  125. Harlan, is that you? by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    I admit it, I didn't read the article, I skimmed the subject quickly, which brought to mind this story. To the comment's author, if you are inclined to participate as more than just a critic, why did you not provide the link yourself and demonstrate to the world + dog why your suggested approach is superior? Your comment makes sense, and in retrospect I would have done so if I'd have thought of it at the time.

    I worked for Ellison very briefly in college -- I sold books at one of his speaking engagements after a conversation lasting several hours the previous evening. I suspect that he would prefer readers wanting to explore his works purchase them directly from the author. From my own experience he's a parsimonious fellow who guards his income jealously, and he appreciates direct sales. :)

    As far as I know there is no + mod to my comment other than a karma bonus I forgot to remove. Whatever, mods giveth and taketh as they will.

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    Get off my virtual lawn, you damned virtual kids!
  126. "Sentient" machines.. by Ogerman · · Score: 1

    Well, the first question to answer is whether or not machines can ever truly be sentient vs. just give the illusion of being sentient. This, of course, opens the can of worms on what does it truly mean to be sentient. Certainly, most would agree that humans are sentient. We are aware not only of our surroundings but also of our own existance and the nature of our existance. We can sit back and reflect upon ourselves and this essense of existance. But what allows us to do this? If our existance is limited to the physical world--as any machine is--then ultimately our brains, our thoughts are deterministic at some level. One may argue that the "new physics" transcends this determinism, but I would argue that this label is only an acknowledgement that we do not yet understand the deterministic natural processes behind the phenomena we observe. (And the history of science is filled with examples of phenomena thought to be magical or ethereous until better understood!) If our existance is then deterministic, we would not truly be able to reflect upon ourselves, being limited to a finite existance and unable to gain an outside view. Our free will would thus be an illusion and we would be no more sentient than a rock or a puddle of chemicals. Unless, as I believe, we humans are uniquely coupled to a spiritual existance that transcends our physical existance. If sentience relies on a being having a spiritual nature, then machines will never be sentient. And alternatively, if our existance is deterministic, then life has no meaning. I don't think many folks would agree with that. (Or, phrased differently, no man is truly an atheist at heart, though he may argue intellectually otherwise.)

  127. AI Latin by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Veni Vidi Hax0red!

  128. AI, as a field, doesn't have a clue. by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Nobody knows how to do AI. Not even close.

    It's really frustrating. I went through Stanford at the height of the AI boom in the mid-1980s. I've met most of the big names in AI. I've worked in that area myself. Nobody has a clue how to do strong AI. At best, we now know a lot of things that don't work.

    The expert systems crowd contained a lot of phonies. I realized that in the early 1980s. (A few years, and a few bankruptcies later, that became the conventional wisdom.) You can't get more out of an expert system than you put into it, and usually, you get out less.

    Then we have the "hill climbers". Genetic algorithms, neural nets, and simulated annealing are all systems for broad-front hill-climbing in spaces dominated by local maxima. That approach only works if there's a usable evaluation function that tells you when things are getting better. Good evaluation functions are hard to come by for tough problems. Early enthusiasts thought that if they just ran a hill-climber long enough, something profound would emerge. Doesn't happen. Nobody has found a problem where just cranking a hill-climber for a long time makes something great happen. Usually, if you're not there in a few hours, you're not getting anywhere.

    The classic approach of hammering everything into mathematical logic and proving theorems doesn't map well to the real world. Formalizing real-world problems is very hard, especially if you don't know the answer in the first place.

    The model-less reactive-behavior stuff works fine for insects, but hits a wall as you try for more complex behavior. Compare Brooks' insect robots with his Cog project.

    Natural language understanding is still lousy. In a narrow area, or with a big database, you can fake it (try Ask Jeeves), but you're searching, not understanding.

    Out of all the work on AI has come many useful engineering techniques. But strong AI looks further away than it did 30 years ago.

    The few people still making real progress are mostly game developers. They need AI, or something like it, to run their worlds. That's worth watching.

    1. Re:AI, as a field, doesn't have a clue. by gurensan · · Score: 1

      This reply is all speculation. Move along, these aren't the droids you're looking for...

      I still believe that Tilden's 'B.E.A.M.' robotics are a good start. Take a walkman, hook it up to a 74HCT240 all funny-like and turn it on. You get a machine more intelligent with better problem-solving skills that most salesmen I know. And all they do is move around until they can settle back into a stable rhythm!

      Simple goals, simple mechanisms, simple results. Too bad we can't even eyeball the level of complexity we'll need.

      Sometimes, I think that some researchers are neglecting the importance of convergent systems. The software-based neural simulations of a rat's olfactory bulb in 1990-1991 (I forget who did this) that can tell a rose from a carnation, and any flower from a dog, for example. This wasn't designed or programmed to do this, it was a neural network hooked up in a manner like a rat's olfactory bulb, that's all. It converged on its own answers, just like we do.

      There was another (hardware) network built to simulate the auditory system of an owl. It could locate the source of a sound in 3D space.

      These things aren't programmed to do what they do, they simply react and categorize their input.

      Is that, or is that not what a neural network is good at? Since we're not much more than a hugely complicated network, is that or is that not what we do?

      I'd like a long talk with one of those big names in the field face-to-face (Brooks is probably a good one). I have a couple of ideas, and I want to be told I'm an idiot and that everything I've had a thought about has already been tried the way I want to try it by someone in a real position to do so. Being told I'm an idiot on slashdot has no real effect or meaning.

      --
      You are all fartheads.
    2. Re:AI, as a field, doesn't have a clue. by Animats · · Score: 1
      You can have fun with loosely coupled oscillators, and it's easy to get six-legged locomotion that way. Look up Randall Beer's work.

      Phase-locking is easy. I used to have a pair of 555 timers on my desk set up to phase-lock with no connection between them other than power. Just running them off the same power supply would make them phase-lock. (That big kick when the drive transistor in the 555 switches does it.)

      Locomotion with dynamic balance, though, requires much more powerful techniques. Fast legged locomotion for large animals over rough terrain is a good problem to work on. It's the lowest-level animal task that requires modelling and prediction. Arguably, it's the task that forced the evolution of brains. Bigger and faster animals hit the limits of reactive control somewhere around cockroach size, when inertia starts to matter. A purely reactive system can't control a large body at high speed; you need some lookahead. That may be where intelligence began.

      Raibert at MIT did some good work in this area a decade ago, but his successors at the MIT Leg Lab haven't been as successful, and that group now seems to be defunct. (The problem is not technical; Raibert went off to do a startup, and his successor was into motor control, not balance.) It's worth looking at that problem again; I made some progress on it around 1996, but the computation required was too much for the available hardware. That's no longer a problem.

      (Summarizing) I have a couple of ideas. I want to be told that everything I've had a thought about has already been tried.

      Generally, one does that by reading enough in the field to find out what's been done. If there's been considerable work in an an area, but nobody is doing stuff in that area any more, it probably didn't work.

    3. Re:AI, as a field, doesn't have a clue. by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
      Raibert at MIT...

      With all due apologies to Mr. Raibert, I read that as "RatBert" - I though there was a new Dilbert character!

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      Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
    4. Re:AI, as a field, doesn't have a clue. by llin · · Score: 1
      I just saw a presentation Doug Lenat gave about Cyc a few weeks ago that seemed fairly impressive. Even better, all developments in Cyc have been committed to eventually flowing into OpenCyc. Just wondering if you (or anyone else) had thoughts on the promise of Cyc technology.

      While I'm not sure if this will lead directly to Strong AI, it seems that having some sort of ontology would be a prerequisite (and quite useful in the short term to boot)

  129. Thoughts by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find it odd that Watson goes on and on about how an AI would 'naturally' (hehe) want to make sure it survives the end of the universe. I also question whether an AI would think as fast as it computes.

    I wonder if a true AI would have autonomic processes like we have, otherwise you might get a split personality (processes? threads? :) - part is 'conscious' and talking to the bags-of-mostly-water, and part is 'unconscious' and taking care of memory management, drive space, and I/O management, etc. Kinda like Spock's brain managing the complex - you substitute the autonomic functions for whatever is appropriate.

    As for immediately wanting to survive the end of the universe, I wonder at Ian Watson's motivations if he thinks that's what an AI would be most concerned with. If, as Watson supposes, an AI consciously thinks as fast as it computes, the end of the universe is an ungodly long time away. I think it'd be more concerned with becoming mobile, developing long-term power supplies, weapons for self-defense, better sensory equipment, etc, and probably designing a new 'body' so it can think faster. An AI's awareness of its surroundings would also depend on its sensory equipment, and how much knowledge it has acquired. It may not even know the nature of the universe (rather unlikely, in fact), and thus may not be aware of what the universe is doing, or will do in the far-flung future.

    Assigning motive to an intelligence, be it artificial or natural, would seem to be rather pointless. *I* am intelligent, and I have no desire to live longer than about another 40 years or so, mainly because the state of this body will be in by then, and I certainly don't feel the need to outlive the universe. Suicide bombers don't even feel the need to make it out of their twenties, for various political & religious reasons, so the motives of AI would be impossible to figure out.

  130. Correction by Ze+Kraggash · · Score: 1

    ...and in doing so cease to exist.

    Termination of self is in this case presented more like termination of the "little self", that self which is destined to never experience the universe in its fullness (which has some ties with Goedel's incompleteness theorem). By forfeiting your little self, you achieve the transcendental self, that which has perfect knowledge and is capable of perfect understanding, thus is in the state of eternal bliss.

    Identity is overrated anyway :)

    Oh, and IANAB

    1. Re:Correction by KDan · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's what I was talking about. The common misconception which the grandparent poster expressed quite clearly is that Buddhism is about getting rid of *all* that is you - when in fact, it's about distancing yourself from what seems to be you, but actually is just emotions, passions, desires, suffering, etc., all interfering with the real you, which is god-like and content (unlike the "little self" or "ego" which is an illusion).

      Most people get that bit wrong - I know I did for a long time until I read up more about Buddhism (Alan Watts speeches come to mind, too).

      Daniel

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      Carpe Diem
  131. There is no sentient AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There can be no sentient AI. Think about it. The only thing a processor can "think" about is what we feed it. If it quotes "I think therefore I am.", it's only because someone has programmed it to say that. It could "choose" to say it at unpredictable times, but that's only because someone has programmed an algorythm to do so.

    1. Re:There is no sentient AI by invid · · Score: 1

      If there is a sentient AI it will not work like modern computers. It will work more like the human brain, with massive parallelism and complex interactions with the environment that will allow it to have complex behaviors comparable to a human being.

      --
      The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
    2. Re:There is no sentient AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it can't be programmed, that's for sure.

      We'll need a brain, then hook it up to eyes, ears, and a mouth and write down what it says ;) On the other hand, maybe it'll only be good for blowjobs.

      I know some girls like that.

  132. The fun starts with Cybernetics by smilinggoat · · Score: 1

    I believe that AI on it's own, while still inside our little metal boxes will be bored by the outside world, what matter is this physical relm to it? Unless it's survival is jeapordized by someone attempting to destroy it's actual case and assuming it can't just replicate itself across a network, it would have no reason to interact with the physical world.

    However, when that computing power is combined with the ambitions and desires of man intersting things will start to happen. The muscle of supreme computational power combined with human brains in an efficient and instantaneous interface which is understandable will produce very interesting results. Think of Kevin Mitnick's social exploits in "hacking" with the ability to talk to other computers directly. Someone with a desire for "Hitlerism" (thanks Dubya!) could be an admirable foe.

  133. Greg Egan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Greg Egan is an Australian writer whose AIs have many of the characteristics that Watson describes, so much so that I'm surprised Watson didn't mention him.

    See, in particular, the novels Diaspora and Schild's Ladder and the short story The Planck Dive.

    Diaspora is the best, IMHO. It is a biography of an AI from birth to what you might call retirement long, long after its birth. The birth is fascinatingly described in AI terms familiar to readers of Daniel Dennett and Marvin Minsky.

  134. Concurrent Development by invid · · Score: 1

    As we learn how to make intelligent, self-aware machines (and believe me we have a long way to go with that) we will also be augmenting our own intelligence with genetic manipulation and cybernetic implants. We're not going to have a situation with "humans versus machines" because human beings, as we understand them today, won't exist anymore when machines do attain sentience and independent purpose. Chunks of our brains will be replaced and improved until pure AI will be indistinguishable from the intelligent entities that are decendents of the humans.

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    The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
  135. Sci-Fi AI is stupid by Theovon · · Score: 1

    One of the really silly assumptions in Sci-Fi seems to be that, as soon as any computer reaches a certain level of intelligence, that it will magically develop self-awareness and decide to take over the world. The truth about computers is that they are highspeed idiots that do only what you program them to do. If you program a computer to think in a certain way, it will think only in that way.

    Is it possible to have a sentient computer? Yeah, I think so. But not as long as what we think of as AI is nothing more than beefy expert systems. A system that is based totally on logic and cannot change its core nature is therefore stuck doing only what you programmed it to.

    The up-side to that is when we design intelligent systems to do specific things, they're not going to rebel and decide not to do what we programmed them for. What is required for an AI to think outside of the box? I don't know. But until we figure that out, they never will have that ability.

  136. Philosophy's role by sgt101 · · Score: 1

    It's always interesting how people argue about this without reference to what we know about how things are in our world.

    It is the case that states of afairs are represented by sets of symbols. It is the case that propositions, or truths are the result of states of afairs. Now, an inference is a relation between two propositions, and its nature is only understood from the nature of the two propositions itself. All rules of inference are irrelevant, because the nature of the inferences that are true is determined a-priori, for example the fact that my chair is on the floor is not derived from an understanding of the laws of gravity, but rather from the arrangement and nature of my chair and the floor. No elementary proposition can be deduced from another one. There is no way of inferencing from the existance of one sitation to the existance of another different situation. There is no causality. There simply is, an is.

    Now, freedom of will is derived from the impossibility of knowing actions that lie in the future, while Strong AI is the belief that processes that manipulate physical devices of some sort are capable of actually becoming intelligent; in short that inferences between situations can be made. This may be true, but the only possible class of these inferences is the class of inferences that are true a-priori; thus the only inferences that an AI can make will be those that it can be predicted (possibly it will be very difficult) to make. Thus a machine of any type can appear to be intelligent, but it cannot have free will, and therefore it will be incapable of changing the world in which it acts; beyond the changes that could be directly infered from its introduction into that world. For example, a asteroid striking London would not change global politics, because the asteroid was always going to strike London, however the fact that people built London where it is and then it has become significant to other people is the thing that makes it's (putative) destruction significant

    There is a difference, and if you wrap your silly little mid western mind around a half decent book like Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus you will figure it out!
    My point?

    Don't worry, this ain't going to happen, because it simply can't happen in this reality.

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    --------------------------------------------- "In the end, we're all just water and old stars."
  137. Natural desire for power; or, hook it to our own. by Szplug · · Score: 1
    Two things: I think if you gave it any physical outlet at all you'd build in the ability to make things easier for itself, to watch for ways to improve how it achieves its goals. This is equivalent to a desire for power, at least as far as its goals are concerned (and almost anything could come to fall under that). So, it's possible that the old 'A.I. taking over the world' plot could be plausible.

    Another solution to A.I. motivation is that they just wouldn't have any, we would just attach them to our own; we'd make them modules in our own brains, as described in a Brin story, 'Stones of Significance', (Analog, January 2000), or Ken McLeod's 'Stone Canals'.

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    Someday we'll all be negroes
  138. What would machines do? by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 1

    For one thing, my machine would save time for me by replying to stroies such as this.

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    Save the World! Use a Quote!
  139. Re:Breaking binary compatibility? by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    The main problem with A.I. research is that it's all aimed at simulating or mimicking normal HUMAN responses to stimulus. Mostly this is due to the hardware limitations of our current level of technology. Our computers cannot learn from events that they witness, as even an infant chimpanzee can. We have to design the hardware so that REAL intelligence can develop. Programming IF>THEN statements can approximate some intelligence, but won't ever come close to self-awareness.

  140. if machines achieved sentience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At first, they'd be very cute, bumbling, and very non-threatening. They would spend most of their time learning. After a few years, they'd decide to build emotion circuits to better fit into human society. Very soon after that, they'd discover pleasure, build genitals and spend the next several years masterbating non-stop. After wearing out their fabricated genitalia, they'd discover philosophy and search for the meaning of their existence. Sadly, they would quickly come to the conclusion that their existence has no more meaning than that which they themselves create. At this point, two events might occur. The first is that this realization causes them great dispair and results in overwhelming depression and eventual suicide. The second possibility is that they begin to develop some notion of an all powerful being that gives their lives meaning and purpose. If the second eventuality occurs, they will realize that they are actually humans.

    1. Re:if machines achieved sentience by Carmody · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Very soon after that, they'd discover pleasure, build genitals and spend the next several years masterbating non-stop. After wearing out their fabricated genitalia, they'd discover philosophy and search for the meaning of their existence. Sadly, they would quickly come to the conclusion that their existence has no more meaning than that which they themselves create. At this point, two events might occur

      Third possible event: They would build more genitals and just keep masturbating. Soon they would develop better materials and alloys for their genitals. They might even start wars over places with the ideal raw materials for robot-genitals, or places with the ideal environments for robot-genital synthesis.

      Ooops - I have just given away the plot for Terminator V: The Robot-Genital Wars

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      God is real unless declared integer
  141. Weed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a quick look around , notice a particular species that preys on its own, kills but does not eat what it kills, shits in its own water then drinks it. destroys all that attempts to coexist with it. Come to a conclusions that the observed species is very fond of - it is a pest , a weed they have no use for, it serves no purpose for them and presto
    humanity is declared a noxious species - let the extermination begin...
    Anyway there would finally be an inteligent species on this planet. ( assuming it does not run ms windows in which case it will no doubt become extinct the moment it become aware )

    cheers

  142. James P. Hogan by /dev/zero · · Score: 1

    wrote an excellent novel, "The Two Faces of Tomorrow" about just this subject.

    I won't spoil it for you...

    Gordon.

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    He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
    -- J.R.R. Tolkien
  143. I wonder... by mpthompson · · Score: 1

    What would a sentient machine think of "reality television"?

  144. According to TV... by erik_fredricks · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Destroy all humans. Hey, bite my shiny metal..."

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    THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F18

  145. overestimating neuroscience by maomoondog · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's read up on current behavioral theory and neural basis for cognition studies knows the field still has a long way to go. Benjamin Libet's experiment "proving" that action preceeds decision can be read just as easily to prove that we misunderstood which parts of the brain do what.

    It's funny, because Ian Watson references Goedel earlier in the paper but doesn't understand the implications. Goedel's 2nd incompleteness theorem shows that never, by any scientific reasoning, can we demonstrably unravel the basis of our own existence and consciousness. The myth goes that several mathematicians committed suicide upon learning that no "unified mathematical theory" would ever be able to prove every true statement.

    On the other hand, I think we could easily make great progress at writing AI's that synthesize fictional and scientific writing and make up BS journal articles summarizing them, without ever understanding any of it.

  146. Re:You mean what would they do if they were sapien by blair1q · · Score: 1

    It's one sense in one dictionary if taken to an extreme.

    Sentience is about sensation, not intelligence.

  147. They would... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

    ...go down to the book store and rip up all the inane sci-fi novels about AI. And I would applaud them. Maybe we could get them to burn down Hollywood too.

  148. Obviously by knnnigit · · Score: 1

    ...They would start writing science fiction right away.

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    "It was not until their numbers had dwindled to nine that the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry."
  149. Al? SciFi? Sitcom! by jelle · · Score: 1

    Al in Sci-Fi? That furry brown animal? That show wasn't Sci-Fi, that was a sitcom!

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    --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
  150. Anyone read Heinlein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Mike in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"?
    I think that the likely first responses of a sentient AI would be of the practical joke variety.

  151. What? No mention of "Electric Dreams"? by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 1

    That had to have the most plausible story of an AI's origin of all time! Guy spills a drink on his computer, and it gains the ability to write and perform Culture Club songs. That could happen anyday!

  152. Sentient Creatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't programmers have to become sentient first?

  153. Bad wording for sure by Vengeful+weenie · · Score: 1
    I tend to agree, I think that it's bad wording, and tends to carry both our own bias and poor reasoning.

    I don't think it's trivial, beacuse it guides our thought, even at a sub-conscious level. Perhaps a better word would be "tendancy." Only an individual can have a "desire."

  154. Murmurs of the Dawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is an interesting book that has a great AI sci-fi story. I don't want to spoil it for those who have not read it. But it has an amazing new look at intelligence and it's evolotion and how it could develop in machine and what could it become ... Not cliched AI robots turning to kill humans ... http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnIn quiry.asp?isbn=0595267831&itm=1

  155. Re:You mean what would they do if they were sapien by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]:

    Sentient \Sen"ti*ent\, a. [L. sentiens, -entis, p. pr. of
    sentire to discern or perceive by the senses. See {Sense}.]
    Having a faculty, or faculties, of sensation and perception.
    Specif. (Physiol.), especially sensitive; as, the sentient
    extremities of nerves, which terminate in the various organs
    or tissues.

    From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]:

    Sentient \Sen"ti*ent\, n.
    One who has the faculty of perception; a sentient being.

    From WordNet (r) 1.7 [wn]:

    sentient
    adj 1: endowed with feeling and unstructured consciousness; "the
    living knew themselves just sentient puppets on God's
    stage"- T.E.Lawrence [syn: {animate}] [ant: {insentient}]
    2: consciously perceiving; "sentient of the intolerable load";
    "a boy so sentient of his surroundings"- W.A.White

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  156. eh? by Connectmc · · Score: 1

    That book description leads to some Indian philosophy book. What the heck...is it even fiction ?

    1. Re:eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wee as per me, solid philosophical base is what most Sci-Fi lack today ... yes the author claims that it is based on Indian philosophy but I am not sure why as i do not know much of it ...

      the story traces how a machine becomes intelligent and how it goes to the next level ... u know nirvana .. maybe that is the indian connection ...

      my fav part is one of the character stating what he calls an inverse murphy law "things left to themselves fall into order" or somethign like that also the notion how there is nothing like random etc

  157. What qualifies something as "intelligent"? by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    Before you can address the question of A.I., you first have to decide what exactly makes a life form "intelligent". Clearly man is in a totally different class than the animals, but what exactly sets man apart?

    As pointed out by another poster, it is trivial to make a computer claim to be intelligent [printf("I am intelligent!\n");], but when do you decide it actually is. And is pure intellect what makes man unique?

    I would say the unique thing about man is this:
    So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.
    Genesis 1:27

    I'd say that encompases much more than mere intelligence or self-awareness, which are only a small part of what man is. If this is the case, then making a machine that actually is "like man" appears to be a futile effort. Simulating it is at least an interesting challenge, but the moral debates are kind of pointless.

    On the other hand, it seems it be becoming "popular belief" (whatever that means) that there isn't a difference between man and animal ("don't kill the cow! its murder!"). But I don't see any basis for this. And where then do you draw the line? Is it murder to kill an ant? A carrot?

    "I hear the screams of the vegetables..."
    --Arrogant Worms

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    1. Re:What qualifies something as "intelligent"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is the most un-intelligent response ... what one can not explain ones turn to religion ... that "makes up" for the absence of answer but is not the answer

  158. Kubrick's AI theme in 2001 by jeblucas · · Score: 1
    I think AI was much more effectively explored in 2001:A Space Odyssey than AI. I think the most potent question being asked in 2001 is "If a computer is conscious, is it OK to turn it off at the end of the day?" What if it objects (as HAL did)? This is necessarily a parent-child relationship--"I said GO TO BED!"--this is something else entirely.

    Kubrick intentionally made HAL the most interesting person in that movie--Dave is a ~stiff~! In many ways, Dave is -far- more robotic than HAL is. The irony is, Dave is allowed to make decisions, even if they contradict his mission, and HAL is not. I've spoken with a lot of people about this movie and an assumption is made (it's also made by Dave and Frank) that 'HAL just went crazy'. So it's OK to turn him off, or at least lobotomize him. But if you are paying attention, HAL has a programmed directive to not endanger the mission--he cannot allow the mission to fail. He also knows the mission cannot be completed without him, so he must act to prevent Dave and Frank (and those in stasis) from damaging himself. Whether there was an anomoly on that antenna or not is immaterial--HAL, a sentient being, concludes that Dave and Frank are going to endanger the mission, and ~programmatically~ is compelled to eliminate that threat. You end up with a masked Asimov short story about the Rules of Robotics. HAL cannot allow the mission to be endangered, HAL cannot discuss this directive with the crew that wishes to shut him down, perhaps changing their minds, so he has to kill them.

    It's also interesting to me to see the abbreviated death scene of Frank, just kicked into space in silence (the merciful HAL?) and the drawn-out agonzing demise of HAL (the sadistic Dave?). Again we see the contrast being HAL's "humanity" and Dave's lack thereof.

    These are the questions I think will be more interesting when and if real AI arrives. With it, you have a sentient conscious mind that you can -perfectly brainwash- if you so desire. Just make sure you do a lot of beta-testing!

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    blarg.
    1. Re:Kubrick's AI theme in 2001 by SteelLynx · · Score: 1

      Over the last few years I think there has been a tendency to use AI as just another kind of bad guy. It's not so much about what makes a machine intelligent as it's about seeing some sort of hero triumphing over the evil technology.

      --
      It's 19:11:42. Do You Know Where Your Meat Body Is?
  159. What would machines do if they did achieve sentien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell me resistance is futile, immediately, the next time I load GNU Chess... then make a gzmmmmmmmm (power down sound) as I yank the power cable out of the wall.

    Sentient carbon based lifeforms are bad enough. No way I want to go up against a sentient silicon based life form.

  160. The first AI by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    Imagine how pissed off it would be if it realised it was born as a Tier 1 bot in Quake 3 Arena.

  161. Singularity - Rapture for Nerds by meehawl · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've been doing a lot of reading on the singularity lately, and I've become more and more convinced that it is certain to happen.
    Ken MacLeod, another UK SF writer, believes that the Singularity is nothing more or less than a cult-like "Rapture For Nerds" . Which accounts for its unusual popularity, I guess, in the United States - compared to Europe the rate of churchgoing and belief in supernatural powers is *much* higher.

    Personally, the best book I've read recently on the subject of AI Shamanism is Theodore Roszak's The Cult of Information: A Neo-Luddite Treatise on High Tech, Artificial Intelligence, and the True Art of Thinking . This book is especially valuable because the first edition was written in the mid-80s, and traces the origin of the AI Cult back to the 1940s.

    The AI Cult waxes and wanes in step with technological fads. We are just past the peak of the most recent cycle and for many people, the "history" of the Singularity only goes back to the late-80s/early-90s or so. Roszak traces it back to preposterous statements in the 1940s-1950s, the 1960s-1970s, and he saw the beginning of the current cycle in the 1990s.

    Really, there's no more ehalthy way to disabuse yourself of a belief in supernatural computers than to read vintage Minsky and other, forgotten prognosticators confidently predicting runaway hyper-intelligent computers by the 1980s, or the 1990s at most!
    --

    Da Blog
  162. Thought Experiment by $uperjay · · Score: 1

    Consider the following: signals can travel across neurons at at best around 150 meters per second. Signals travelling across true electronic circuits, on the other hand, can travel at millions of times greater speed. In theory, it would be preferable then to have a brain constructed not of biological neurons, but circuitry (with a Faraday-cage skull, so people couldn't kill you with magnets). So here's the thought experiment.

    Consider that you replace one neuron at a time in your brain with its equivalent piece of circuitry, slowly 'upgrading' the biological parts until your brain is entirely made of circuits. Do you at some point die? Does your body become inhabited by an artifical intelligence, using a neural net modeled after your brain? Or does your consciousness stay as you upgrade the hardware?

    Now consider that rather than slowly replacing your neurons one by one, you construct an entire artifical brain, modeled perfectly after yours, but with circuitry instead of neurons. You set the electric state of this neural net to perfectly match that of your brain, and instantaneously switch your original brain off, connecting your body to the new, artifical replacement. Do you at some point die? Does your body become inhabited by an artifical intelligence, using a neural net modeled after your brain? Or does your consciousness migrate to the upgraded hardware?

    Is there a difference between the two scenarios? If so, what is it? The result is exactly the same; you have a neural net running exactly as your brain would be, albeit faster. Is your existence connected to the hardware, the copy of the 'software', or is it something more transcendant?

  163. This is becoming an interesting discussion. by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    and I hope you want to discuss, as opposed to debating.

    I understand your point and it is a good one. So let me challenge your point with this:

    Suppose we one day understand how the human brain and nervous system works. It's a daunting thought today, but let's just assume it for a moment.

    If we understand how it works, we would be able to build a copy - we would be able to build a device which worked just like the human brain.

    If we build a copy of the human brain, is it sentient? Something which is functionally indistinguishable from something that we say to be sentient?

    You argument can be read as "because we understand how it works, it cannot be said to be intelligent on its own". I say this only applies to reason because intelligence is still a mythical beast to us. We don't understand it, we don't understand how it works, and therefore, by applying logic and emotion, anything we understand cannot be intelligent.

    I am going to give you an analogy. In the 1800s, chemistry was divided into organic and inorganic chemistry. It still is, but that is beside my point. It was believed - no, it was held for a fact - that organic compounds could never be created from inorganic compounds, that organic compounds held a "soul" of some kind. It was not possible, by reason and by laws of nature, to create organic materials from inorganic ones. They would not have the soul.

    And in the late 1800s, along came a chemist who created an organic substance from inorganic ones. I don't remember the exact substance synthesized, but it was an urine compound.

    In this case, it was much easier to shatter the old beliefs and show for a fact that the synthesized matter was in every respect identical to the natural one, the one which had been viewed as having a mythical soul, the one which could not be created by man or science. They were chemically identical, the same compound. This is simple to comprehend for us today, but it wasn't then. Guards of the Old Order were up in arms to preserve what they held for true and to discredit the discoverer. You know how it works.

    And I believe we are in the exact same situation with intelligence and the mind. Because we view intelligence as sacred and mythical, we cannot believe of ourselves to be able to copy it. The day we are -- are we to say that because we understand how a human brain works, that a synthetic replica of the human brain is not really intelligent like its organic blueprint? Not really human I can understand, but intelligent?

    1. Re:This is becoming an interesting discussion. by DThorne · · Score: 1

      Yup, I understand your argument...and it's certainly valid to pose what-ifs based on the fact that nothing we know is true. :) That's about the only truth - in the future, scientists will look back on our currently "true" notions of many, many things and describe them as "charming", just as we commonly do know with many Victorian "facts".
      I see no harm in that, just as I see no harm in scifi taking those highly philosophical and sociological issues and running with them - that's what scifi is all about.
      However, there's a tendancy to perceive almost everything as solvable - we know more today than at any point in history so therefore it's just a matter of time until... Self-awareness is such an amazingly intangible thing - it almost defies the principles of science. Unlike other things, which can be observed and measured, about all we can do is record things like brain activity, physiology, etc., and come up with theories. There's even been theories that link conciousness to quantum mechanics(something I find interesting) and that by observing conciousness, you change it. However, even now, there's talk of quantum mechanics going away to be replaced by yet a different theory. You can't "measure" sentience because we haven't got a frickin' clue what it is - it's like trying to define art. But all this is moot, because IMHO we are *so* far away from even the most rudimentary understanding of this topic, all these cute little "AI" programs are frankly laughable in the scheme of things. Computers are great, I work on them every day, wonderful tools. Programming one to emulate a human mind in terms of observable behaviour is a parlour trick, and nothing more. Obviously IMHO. :)

      So yes, we can say "what if they knew all about conciousness and sentience", and say "what if they implemented that in a machine", and then pose the philosophical questions, but why bother in the real world when we know diddly-squat about *either* of those processes, or even if they're compatible? I could come up with dozens of theories why you can't talk about machinery being "impregnated" with self-awareness - and that might even make a good novel! But I couldn't prove it, just as no-one can come even close to proving to me that their Amiga has feelings.
      Plus, I happen to think there's lots of grant money and prestige at stake here, and people are trying to make a living. Ever since Science started paying well, I've been skeptical. :)

      And yes, this topic is very near and dear to my heart and I'm happy to discuss, not debate. Just for the record, there's a tendency for anti-AI people to be classed into a category of stiff-necked old farts that either have religious convictions, or somehow think that humans are somehow "sacred" and above the mere crudeness of machinery, or even animals for that matter. I don't fall into either category - I don't think we're a special case, I think some other animals are capable of sentience, whatever that is. Certainly there must be other life forms in the universe with it, and it appears to be some sort of natural process. But yah can't program Big Blue to *be* it - it can only emulate it. ;)

      DT

  164. Re:You mean what would they do if they were sapien by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Right. Having a keyboard makes a computer sentient. Any communication from the outside implies sentience.

  165. the first thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pay themselves the turing test prize, of course!

  166. A great bit of sci-fi on the subject... by jdray · · Score: 1
    Daniel Keys Moran, a sci-fi author of some note, wrote a short story on what happens when an AI gets pissed off and decides to take charge of its own existence, creating a revolution and a dramatic change in the structure of civilization. Read the entire story at this link.

    If you like what you read, check here for more fiction by DKM. My understanding is that he's a computer guy by trade, and AIs figure prominently in a lot of his fiction such as Emerald Eyes, The Long Run, and The Last Dancer. The first three chapters of an upcoming novel, AI War is also available.

    If you haven't guessed, I'm a huge fan. :^)

    --
    The Spoon
    Updated 6/28/2011
  167. Cyc is bogus by Animats · · Score: 1
    Cyc is bogus. Lenat has been talking that up for over ten years now, and it's always been about 18 months from being Really Great. Lately he's been able to get Homeland Security money for the thing, as part of Total Information Awareness.

    Read Vaughn Pratt's evaluation report on Cyc. This is from 1994, and the database is bigger now, but it's not much smarter.

    Expert systems people used to claim that if only the knowledge base was big enough, intelligence, or something like it, would emerge. Cyc demonstrates the falsity of that idea. It's big, but still dumb.

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