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  1. Yes, but have you ever tried... on Introducing Classical Guitar Hero · · Score: 1

    Smashing your oboe against your amp stack?

    Just doesn't feel the same...

  2. Re:Ahhh.... yes.... on Books On Electronics For the Lay Programmer? · · Score: 5, Funny

    3 Scary things: A programmer with soldering iron, a manager who codes and a user who gets Ideas V=IR
    Programmer
    function int getVoltage(I:int, R:int)
    {
    var int smoke=I*R;
    return smoke;
    }

    Manager
    function float cashCow(Idea myIdea)
    {
    var step1:String=myIdea.text;
    var step2:String=null;
    var step3:String="Profit!"

    return 0.0;
    }

    User
    What if I got rid of the off button?!? That would be MUCH SIMPLER!
  3. Yep on "Crimeserver" Full of Personal/Business Data Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    The news is that this stuff is now as easy to use as a 9mm. Yep - Standard point and click interface.
  4. Re:I stopped caring about Qt on In-Depth With Qt 4.4 · · Score: 1

    It's a most troubling prospect you bring up there, if only there was a way that several applications could share the same library. Maybe we could create some sort of package system, where you download the library just once from something we could call a repository. Then we could have a package manager to sort this out, so that you could have tiny 100kb apps using a 10MB library. Oh, a man can dream... What? Sort of like FLASH? (ducks)
  5. yes - but on Does Ballmer Need To Go? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fastest moving chair in a company award goes to...

  6. Give people an opt out option on Cell Phones, Missing Persons, and Privacy · · Score: 1

    If you're that concerned about it, tick a box to say that you do not wish your location be disclosed if you are ever missing.

    Prevents lawsuits from the " found in a ditch" mob and the "I don't want to be located" group.

    I for one think that this is hardly a stab at liberty, but more a common sense exception when my life may be in danger.

  7. Re:Really hard to get worked up about this on Cell Phones, Missing Persons, and Privacy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's really hard to get worked up about this. If someone is missing, the police look for them. It's great that they use all of their resources. Privacy is great, but so is staying alive I really tend to agree. Should I ever disappear willingly and not wish to be able to be found, I can assure you that the cell phone in my name would be on a rather long list of items that I would not be carrying on my person.
  8. Only one thing to say about this rubbish... on Homer Simpson Drawn With Web 2.0-Style ASCII Art · · Score: 2, Funny

    DOH!!!

  9. Occam's Razor applies... on Whitehouse Emails Were Lost Due to "Upgrade" · · Score: 1

    I understand the concept of Occam's Razor, but it could really be a case of AND instead of OR. It fits the results better, actually. Occam's Razor applies to everything but politics
  10. Re:Now that's a good deal... on NASA Responds To MMO Concerns · · Score: 5, Funny

    The game developer has to make what is likely going to be a dull drab game Come on! Adjectives like dull and drab hardly describe working at NASA! Imagine a game where you have to beg for money from diplomats, fight off the disgruntled engineers after more budget cuts, all the while being bound up by several rolls of red duct tape! (It's not just used on apollo missions!)

    I for one can see millions of people paying $20/month for the privilige!


    Wake me up when the spin doctors are done.
  11. Way to go to make me feel like a goldfish on GPS Used To Find Graves In Eco-Burial Sites · · Score: 5, Funny

    For coffins, we'd rather people used woven wicker, plantation pine or recycled cardboard. So let me get this straight? I pay money to be buried in a cardboard box?
  12. Like churchill said on BitTorrent Use Up 24% Since November · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't trust any statistic that I didn't make up myself.

  13. Oblig: on Nuked Coral Reef Bounces Back · · Score: 3, Funny

    You put the lime in the coconut, and drink it all up... Then die of radiation poisoning.

  14. Re:US airport security theory: on Software to Randomize Police Operations at LAX · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Security Through Ineptitude" I don't fly anywhere anymore. Yes, walking and swimming are so much smarter and safer.
  15. Debut film from Microsoft Studios Hollywood on Iron Man's New Villain — an Open Source Terrorist · · Score: 1

    It would only ever happen at the movies.

  16. Re:You can't necessarily go by version on Building a 5-Ton Calculator From 19th-Century Plans · · Score: 1

    Better example: Windows 98 Windows ME (Actually, Vista doesn't piss me off like XP always did. It's still Windows, but Vista's compatibility problems aren't any worse than XP's were six years ago. And I leave UAC turned on, because even though it's a piece of crap, it doesn't get in my way unless I'm trying to do things I don't frequently do. But even Microsoft wishes Windows ME never existed.) Yes. Tragic when the name of a flagship operating system stands for Might Explode.
  17. oblig: Is that a rocket in your pocket? on Rocket Racing League Ready To Launch · · Score: 1

    Or are you just happy to see me?

  18. You can't necessarily go by version on Building a 5-Ton Calculator From 19th-Century Plans · · Score: 3, Funny

    For example:

    Windows XP
    Vista

  19. Re:So this new guy they elected on In Australia, Bosses May Get Power To Snoop On Emails · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes. We switched from coke to pepsi.

    On that note, most people are under the mistaken belief that Australia is under a democracy. Wrong. We are an Autocratic government.

  20. Re:As long as its optional on MyLifeBits to Store Every Moment of Your Life · · Score: 3, Funny

    Although, seeing the borg icon makes me doubtful about how long it will be optional for I found that quite a profound statement, especially since right after reading it, I got a popup saying "Updates are ready to install"...
  21. Re:Run for your lives! on Meteorites May Have Delivered Seeds of Life On Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ned Flanders for one welcomes our new left handed amino overlords.

  22. Just because you're paranoid on VR Study Says 40% of Us Are Paranoid · · Score: 1

    Doesn't mean no-one's following you...

  23. Re:complex math... on IBM Using Complex Math To Manage Natural Disasters · · Score: 5, Funny

    sqrt(-1) = natural disaster!

    That's an imaginary natural disaster
  24. Re:Flux Capacitors on What Are Must-Sees For Open Day At the LHC? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Forget the flux capacitor.

    Step into the parallel universe where Bush wasn't swapped with a monkey at birth. Now *that* is truly amazing.

  25. Is this the same group? on Crowdsourcing Software Development to the Masses · · Score: 1

    I put a job on Rent-A-Coder once. Is this the same group as Rent-A-Crowd? They were great for my 21st! (Hey I'm a coder, I don't have friends!) :P