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  1. Re:Nothing to see here on Windows XP Starter Edition Review · · Score: 1

    "I don't think it will work, I doubt that SE will work ANYTHING like crack. People like power, if Joe User bought it, then found out it was crippled I think it would actually turn him off of MS products."

    I'd have to disagree. What MS has achieved is a big advertising campaign(sp?). What we have is a PC with no (useful) OS, exactly what they tried to stop. The only difference is MS has managed to get their "sampler" on it. People will use it, get used to it. After a while they will realize that they need an OS with more power. They now know XP, so they get the full version.

    The perfect plan.

  2. Deal with it. on Iran Cracks Down on Internet Sites · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "How can we get our Iranian friends back in the Web?"

    The Iranian government has determined that these blogging and email / chat services are used my terrorists. These blocks are in place to prevent terrorist communication. You people in the USA should understand that to be protected, people MUST give up certain rights and liberties.

  3. Re:OT: Gentoo on Security Issues in Mozilla · · Score: 1

    Line from inittab:

    em:12345:respawn:emerge --sync

  4. Re:wow on An FM Broadcast Transmitter For Your Home · · Score: 2, Informative
  5. Re:A thief? Hardly. on US CD Sales Increase in 2004 · · Score: 1

    Those previews are great. I just download them and loop them until they go for about 3 to 5 minutes. You can't tell the difference with a lot of these songs. With some of them, I just rename the file and it is like I got a new song. It is GREAT.

  6. Re:Dearest Consumer, on New DRM Scheme To Make Current DVD Players Obsolete · · Score: 1

    *Fade in to the flag*

    Voice over:

    We are at war people. Terrorists are selling STOLEN movies that were obtained through PEER TO PEER underground networks.

    They use this money to DESTROY YOUR FAMILY and friends.

    Help US stop them by encouraging your friends to purchage a VTCS enabled DVD system.

    VTCS, protecting your way of life.

    *fade to black*

  7. Re:Apple probably was the messenger on Apple Sues Think Secret · · Score: 1

    Here is a piece of a conversation I heard the other day:

    TS guy: Is apple going to sell a sub $500 computer?

    MAC guy: I cannot tell you that because it would voilate the NDA.

    TS guy: Hmm, ok. Will this $500 computer have an office suite?

    MAC guy: I cannot tell you that because it would voilate the NDA.

    TS guy: Will it have a monitor?

    MAC guy: I cannot tell you that because it would voilate the NDA.

    TS guy: Thanks for your time.

  8. Re:It's not just the regional bells on Regional Bells Blocking Broadband Competition · · Score: 1

    Or worse is when governments are unable to improve any infrastructure without requiring multi-billion dollar contractors.

  9. Re:An attempt? on Sneak Peek At Microsoft Anti-Spyware · · Score: 1

    Well actually it would be:

    In Soviet Russia Spyware installs Microsoft

  10. Re:I remember something like this on James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint · · Score: 1

    IIRC, Beyond 2000 was the successor of Towards 2000 as we entered the 90s

    But I believe you are right. I think it was Amanda Keller and it was a red sports car that was painted with the white protective paint.

  11. I remember something like this on James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint · · Score: 1

    I recall a show called "Towards 2000" (yes it was that old) that had a paint which would be used to protect a car's finish during transportation. This paint would be applied with a roller or brush and when dry will create a rubber or plastic like coating over the paint. It could then be peeled off when not needed.

    The paint had the same characteristics as an interior acrylic house paint that was painted over and enamel paint without the proper undercoat.

  12. Re:30 years ago on Engineered Enhancers Closer Than You Think · · Score: 1

    I'd say it was more social limitations that prevented these events from happening.

    1. Flying cars
    We have trains that "fly" above the tracks. The reason people don't have flying cars is there is enough people killing themselves in regular "stay on the ground" cars.

    2. Moon colonization
    If the cold war had not ended and the competition still existed, there would have been a lot more space activity.

  13. Allready here on Engineered Enhancers Closer Than You Think · · Score: 1

    "all sporting events 'will be split up to accommodate enhanced and unenhanced athletes"

    I recall a comedian talking about performance enhancing drugs and the people who say it is ok for an athlete to enhance their performances with any means they can. His response was "Ok, you enhance yourself with steroids, I'll enhance myself with this motor car."

    I am an athlete that is enhanced by being encased in metal in which my power is increased to several hundred hp.

    PS: "happy new beer" "Crappy glue fear" "Snappy blue gear" whatever.

  14. Hey its Bill And Marty from KBBL on Microsoft Compares Windows And Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    After reading that I couldn't get the image of Bill and Marty from KBBL out of my head.

    Marty: Hey, thanks Bill. Yes having access to the source code or the "building instructions" is evil. And we at Microsoft will keep you save from all the evil stuff.

    Bill: That's right Marty. And the next person who rings in will win a months supply of IE updates.

    Marty: Watch out Bill, that slashdot crowd is trying to take us off the air.

    Bill: That's ok Marty, we have the latest IIS, we are as safe as... NO CARRIER

  15. Re:Warning! on Green Security Clearance Laser Pistol Available · · Score: 1

    I've been hit in the eye by a CD player laser. I was cleaning it and my "friend" decided to plug it in a turn it on while I was inspecting the laser surface for any remaining dust.

    After about 5 years, the "floaties" are still there, and will be there for ever.

    "Floaties" are the dead cells that were cooked by the laser. Not fun.

  16. Re:Contrinutions on Game Industry Bigger Than Hollywood · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Imagine how much the porn industry is worth...."

    About $300+ per hour, it just depends on what you want them to do

  17. Cash strapped, yeah right on FCC to Allow Wireless Access on Planes · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Have a look at this Quantas Record Profit

    Then they have the nerve to add a levy because fuel prices are high.
    How to make it big: Pass ALL* expenses to consumers, keep profits to yourself. * If you do not have enough expenses, make some up.

  18. Kill me now on Lawsuit Filed Against Software Copyright · · Score: 1

    Because of this fucked up world we live in where one piece of creative work (movies) can be "protected" with copyright lasting forever and another piece of creative work (code) will never be "protected".

    Maybe if I write my code more like a book it can be covered.

    BTW, I am in Australia (spelling: America2) so if the US gets this, well will also get this.

  19. Re:Well, on Microsoft Releases Toolbar Suite · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your's read the articles? My bonzi buddy simply jerked off then went to sleep.

  20. Re:Google cache on Aerial Photographs of the 1906 Earthquake · · Score: 1

    wayback machine : http://web.archive.org/web/20040308085913/http://w ww.rtpnet.org/robroy/lawrence/landscape.html

    PS I don't do html

  21. Re:And the chances... on How to Fix U.S. Patents · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Australia.

    1. We will get US style *fuck the world* patent laws
    2. We refuse to sign the Kyoto protocol
    3. We have a little man with too much power in charge
    4. We voted him in

  22. Re:Well, what do you expect... on Tougher Copyright Laws for Australia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And yet the Australian Govt refuse to sign a peace agreement with most of the countries around the Asia pacific area.

    Hmmm, we have fatter wallets, weaker defences, and yet we refuse to enter into peace with our neighbours.

    Eventually it will be The world versus Australia + America + England

  23. Re:Win2k & Server 2k3 on Service Pack 1 for Windows Server 2003 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Windows 3.1 (extended mode) took over memory management as well as DOS was real mode and Windows (ext) was Protected Mode.

  24. Re:How they become? on The Illiteracy of Corporate American E-Mail · · Score: 1

    How often have you written you CV in about 1 minute? CVs are written, rewritten and the proofread to make them "the best they can be". An email explaining that a server had to manually be rebooted does not have to win the Nobel prize for literature.

    An email can be considered a POST-IT note. Either attached to a document or stuck on a persons monitor. Nothing more.

  25. Re:Obligatory Jepordy answer on Jeopardy! Whiz Becomes Encarta Spokesman · · Score: 1

    What is the theoretical time to fall directly between two points (at a distance) on the earth's surface with no friction (in minutes)?