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  1. Did anybody on FBI Investigating Lamo Via Patriot Act Provision · · Score: 1

    Did anybody read that story title as "FBI Investigating Lame-O Patriot Act Provision"? It's just as accurate a title, really.

  2. How about... on U.S. Court Blocks Anti-Telemarketing List · · Score: 1
    Congratulations, you just gave them your phone number. Be sure to start practicing your "I'm happy with my long-distance service" speech right now.

    Then how about calling them from a cell phone? If I remember right, telemarketers calling your cell phone can result in hefty fines.

  3. Re:why not support the companies that support us? on Half-Life 2 - A Linux User's Lament · · Score: 1
    This is 2003, and the biggest game of the year locks you down to a propriotary platform.

    Kind of like Grand Theft Auto, Vice City, and every Final Fantasy game did? Is this really that different?

  4. Re:Here's a clue on RIAA Sues 261 Major P2P Offenders · · Score: 1
    "Gee, maybe it's not the internet! Maybe its the quality of our music and the money that we're charging for it."

    ROFL!
    You are talking about the RIAA, right?

  5. Yay! I'm safe!! on RIAA Sues 261 Major P2P Offenders · · Score: 1
    I share thousands of mp3's, so naturally I was a little worried...but I put in my IP address (192.168.0.1) and it says i'm safe! Woohoo!

  6. A dangerous idea on Real Money Inside in MMORPGs? · · Score: 1

    We've all read the Stories of lonely nerds commiting suicide over stolen items/accounts...is bringing real currency into play a good idea?

  7. Humans on Rechargeable Batteries - Yes or No? · · Score: 1
    We've been placing humans in pods for a few centuries now and found they make excellent batteries. The only downside is the large amount of capital required to fund the operation. Well, that and Messiah's.

    Archie(tect)

  8. Re:"Playstation 2 graphics?" on Specs for Sony PSP Handheld · · Score: 1
    Well after what they said about the Playstation 2 itself and its "Toy Story" graphics I would have to see it to believe it.

    Videogame companies have exaggerated MUCH worse than that. When Nintendo first started leaking information on their Ultra 64 (which became the Nintendo 64) they told gamers they could expect "Jurassic Park quality graphics." Eight years later and we still don't have a system that can render that kind of CG in real time.

  9. This space for rent on Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later · · Score: 5, Funny
    "...you can rent the uterus."

    Don't waste your time, they are only offering a 9 month lease.

  10. Scam Opportunity on Instant Messaging Giveaway · · Score: 3, Funny
    This should make great business for scammers taking advantage of the promotion...

    Billg2003: CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST WON MONEYS IN THE AMOUNT OF ONE THOUSAND (1,000) US DOLLARS
    Rod981973: OMFG r u serious??? Wait...is this a trick?
    Billg2003: NO LOOK ON CNN WHAT IS YOUR ACCOUNT#
    Rod981973: WOW kewl!! Deposit it in my checking, it's #...

  11. Duh! on Picking Up the Pieces · · Score: 1
    I tried to do this with a teacher's note when I was in 4th grade or so. The ripped up little pieces floated happily around and never flushed.

    Just tie little rocks to them with string! Gosh, why does no one ever think of the simple solutions?

  12. Re:Options on Evaluating a System for Selling and Delivering MP3s? · · Score: 2, Funny
    (s)top with the parenthesis abuse. =)

  13. Punch the Monkey on Real-World Hyperlinks · · Score: 1

    No, but at the zoo you'll now be able to punch the monkeys and win a prize!

  14. Sounds Obscure on Sony Recalls 18,000 VAIO Laptops · · Score: 1

    Well,
    If I make toast in the bathtub with the water running I'll get shocked too, but I don't see anyone recalling my toaster. How much electricity could the signal from the phone line pump into someone anyhow?

  15. Re:Paying twice? on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1

    So would you say that politically, the /. crowd leans to the right?

  16. Question on Three Enterprise Operating Systems Compared · · Score: 1

    Ok, has /. EVER posted an article in which Windows actually beats Linux? It must have happened at some time or another.

  17. Re:Call me ignorant.. on Netflix Granted Patent on DVD Subscription Rentals · · Score: 1
    Hillary Rosen and SCO can eat my balls.

    Be careful what you wish for!

  18. My 2 walks??? on My Visit to SCO · · Score: 1
    My 2 Paseo's

    I like to take walks too, but I don't tell everyone on /. about it.

  19. Hah! on Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market · · Score: 1

    Glowing fish? Whats next, talking birds?????

  20. Possible situation on Honda Crash Detection System · · Score: 1
    So i'm driving along a mountain road, with only one lane in each direction...

    I'm behind a huge truck, so I pull into the other lane to pass him.
    I see headlights coming straight towards me! I better speed up to get around this truck!
    *My car starts auto breaking*
    Crap! No problem, I'll just reach over and press the button to turn off auto breaking...
    *Seat belt tightens, pinning me to the seat*
    Arghhhhh! Darn you, honda!!!

    *End transmission*

  21. Back in the US of A... on Sweden To Outlaw File Sharing, Crypto Breaking? · · Score: 1
    *Thump* *Whunk* *Thunk* *THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP*

    (The collective sound of RIAA execs collapsing in sheer euphoria)

    One country down, hundreds more to go!

  22. Re:I think the US doesn't get it! on Europe, Free Speech, And The Internet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems like big business will just use this as a way to stamp out or obscure dissent. Every blogger that makes a negative comment about the music industry will have to post RIAA propaganda on their webpage, for free.

  23. Re:This women needs to be defeated. on Bono (Not That Bono) Would Like To Head The RIAA · · Score: 1
    Saden1,

    MY NAME IS AKBAR EL MOSAQ and I need your assistance in transporting 10,000,000 (US 10 MILLION) to offshore accounts GOD permitting. I shall pay you the MONEYS of 2 million if you can assist me in this endeavor. I await your reply, AKBAR

  24. Re:This may help in the future on Microsoft Backs Down on Windows 2000 EULA · · Score: 5, Funny
    Removing evil from 2000/XP.

    You can't remove evil from Windows, it's a feature of the Operating System. Kinda like Internet Explorer.

  25. Re:Gargling on Making Ice Cream With Liquid Nitrogen · · Score: 1

    I actually worked at a fabrication center that had giant vats of LN2 like that. One day someone got the wise idea to put a bunch of nitrogen in a plastic bottle and close the lid tightly...he didn't quite qualify for the Darwin awards, but he did get the attention of every technician in the building when it exploded all over the room!