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  1. For Sale on Make Your Own Digital Camera ISO Test Target · · Score: 4, Funny

    For Sale: ISO Resolution Test Target

    $50.
    Paypal only, please.

  2. Re:I have no problem with this, but.... on Ray Kurzweil On IT And The Future of Technology · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why do we have to constantly "improve" upon our existence?

    Because if we don't, the commies will. And eventually the commies will become more powerful and come and take us over. Just like we took over Iraq because they are weak and we don't like them, the commies would come and take US over. If they have nanotech-enhanced soldiers, it gives them an advantage.

  3. Re:Funny.. on Jon Stewart on CNN's Crossfire · · Score: 0

    Looking-broken and not-working are not necessarily the same thing.

  4. Re:How is this diffrent? on Zero-emission Power Plants Proposed · · Score: 0

    And here's a thought: we could eventually learn to regulate the heat buildup in the earth's atmosphere by controlled release of the stored LCO2. If an ice age cometh, we can stopeth it by metering out the LCO2 just enough to increase the greenhouse effect to stop the cooling. Conversely, we can mitigate the atmospheric warming we are definitely experiencing today by not flooding the atmosphere with the CO2 we are currently tossing up.

    Excellent. The final piece of the puzzle for my weather control device! Muahaha...

  5. Re:Conspiracy on Halo 2 Available on the Net · · Score: -1, Troll

    You can if you are lysdexic




    or have gone thru the US public edumacation system

  6. Re:ban sticks on GTA Blamed for Columbine-style Massacre Planning · · Score: 0

    Right. But the Columbine killers were inspired by Quake, and since Quake was made by John Carmack, who works for id, which is based in Texas, and President Bush used to be the governor of Texas, and since they make really good chili in Texas, and as we all know chili powder is imported from Mexico, I think it is plainly obvious that Mexico is responsible.

  7. Re:Download on Cherry OS Claims Mac OS X Capability For x86 · · Score: 0

    Hills? Luxury. In my time, we didn't have hills. Only vertical rock face.

  8. Re:Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? on Stern Will Jump To Sirius In 2006 · · Score: 0

    If you don't understand why good news like this would boost a stock's price, you probably aren't qualified to say whether or not the stock is overpriced to begin with. This is not a personal attack, just an observation.

  9. penis mightier on Kryptonite U-Lock Security Flaw · · Score: 0

    I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $200, Alex

  10. Re:"Game" engine vs 3D engine. on Irrlicht - Fast Realtime 3D Engine · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You are exactly right. There is an incredible difference between making a 3D engine and making a 3D game. There are already tons of free 3D engines out there, and how many of them can boast being used in a successful commercial game? Granted, open source 3D engines are fantastic for hobbyists and for learning from, but I think rarely are they robust enough, documented enough, and supported enough for serious commercial use.

  11. $31billion on Google's Math Puzzle · · Score: 0

    They have like $31billion in market capitalization now and this is the best they can do?

  12. mmm breakfast on Serial ATA for Mini Hard Drives Planned · · Score: -1

    sounds like a tasty breakfast treat:
    Kellogg's Mini Hard Drives Cereal
    "The data that goes Crunch!"

  13. Re:We on Government Asks Court to Keep ID Arguments Secret · · Score: 0

    If you refuse to identify yourself, that's something else entirely. You can insist that the officer identify YOU, but when you do this, you are agreeing to let them hold you for a period of time (between 24 and 72 hours), while they do this.

    This actually sounds worthwhile, just to make sure I am who I think I am.

  14. Re:curious on The End Of DirectX As We Know It · · Score: -1, Troll

    A more important question is what do you get if you mate an Oreo with an EL Fudge?

  15. Re:OT: Walm*rt on Walmart Stored Value Cards Compromised · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why do people refer to Walm*rt with a star in the name?

    "Walmarclay"..."Walmarry"..."Walmert"..."Walmort"? Aw, come on. "Walmort"?
    Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
    Mother: No. Come along, Walmort.
    Man: Are you talking to me?
    Mother: No, my son is also named Walmort.
    We need more "Walmort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Walmort" license plates.

  16. Re:Still on BMI Reports All-Time Profit High Despite Piracy · · Score: 0

    Phew, so the artists aren't really starving, but we still can't all go back to "borrowing" music from our friends instead of each purchasing our own copy.

    Actually the artists probably are still starving. Just because the company made a record profit doesn't mean that 99.99% of it didn't go to the execs.

  17. arrogant on Steven Hawking Loses Bet On Black Holes? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I love how these astrophysicists actually believe that they can prove things about stuff they have never even seen or measured. You can't lose a bet based on a THEORY. And it's all just theory. The truth is that we have absolutely no idea about black holes. For all we know there is a Tootsie Roll at the center of every black hole.

  18. Re:When it rains, it pours... on Cisco's LEAP Authentication Cracked · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldnt that make them Microhard?

  19. Re:so i guess Infinium Lab's plan is... on Infinium Labs Threatens HardOCP Again · · Score: 1

    1. Hype up some bullshit product
    2. Wait for people to claim the product is bogus
    3. Claim that the reason we never got $10million of VC money is because of their libel.
    4. Sue.
    5. Profit!!

  20. Re:PS3 on Sony Delays PSP To 2005 · · Score: 1

    If you ever fscken talk shift about Fantavision again I'm gonna smash your fscken face into the ground! Fantavision changed my fscken life, motherfscker.

  21. Re:You Cooked My Date!!! on 'Extreme' Web Sites Under Fire From UK Police · · Score: 1

    Two great tastes that taste great together.

  22. Re:as proof on Preempting Hailstone Formation To Protect Cars · · Score: 1

    "That's much harder to prove sine it could also be the general lack of wind"

    It could be the general lack of chicken soft tacos and carne asada too.

  23. Re:Microsoft BUYS EM out on Microsoft Agrees Settlement Over MikeRoweSoft.com · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that all that shit combined costs Microsoft less to produce than the $10 they originally were going to pay him... Sucker..

  24. Re:Non-compete on Phantom Gets Insider Bonus, Ex-Xbox Bigshot · · Score: 1

    I don't see how his new job of scamming investors is in direct competition with Microsoft, who is in the business of making crappy software

  25. Re:Hrmm on Student Fights University Over Plagiarism-Detector · · Score: 1

    haha. nice. i think maybe my penis enlarged just by reading your post