If your name is Bill Gates, Daryl McBride or Orrin Hatch you cannot use this software.
If this software is being used in a company whose name ends in AA (like in MPAA, RIAA), you cannot use this software.
If you are wondering where is the start button is, why you cannot install IE on it, or how come Kazaa doesn't work on it, type rm -rf and all your problems will be gone...
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You may not know, but Brazil got affected by the Tsunami big time.
After all, it's near Jacarta, India and other countries. Several people died in Brazil
Please help
You must have smoked some serious shit, man...
32bit drivers on a 64bit OS is a big NO-NO, even for FOSS...
It's not possible.
I think that copy protection scheme that said the CD "contained no Vapourware" shoud have been awarded something.
Hey, at least they DIDN't have Vapourware.
I have no blood, your insensitive clod...
Anyway, only old people have AIDS
II for one, welcome our new silicon laser overlords...
Perspective students submit a detailed self-evalution for the degree of their choice, BA, BS,
I want a degree in Bullshit!!! Yay!
Why is the state fucking around in "licensing" of plumbers?
Do you mean they're shrink wrapping Plumers in legal bullshit now?!?!
My other computer is your missile defense system box.
Teach them about digital circuits (or gates, flip flops, the whole)
Teach them how to program a simple microcontroler (like the PIC 16F84 or the 89S51)
It's pretty simple and very fun.
Then you can build "sophisticates stuff" like a IR remote control, a simple calculator, stuff like that...
Either that or chop their hands off... that way IM *and* porno are both pointless...
They can still type with the nose, you know...
No,no...
You forgot:
If your name is Bill Gates, Daryl McBride or Orrin Hatch you cannot use this software.
If this software is being used in a company whose name ends in AA (like in MPAA, RIAA), you cannot use this software.
If you are wondering where is the start button is, why you cannot install IE on it, or how come Kazaa doesn't work on it, type rm -rf and all your problems will be gone...
software stuff that we have today goes biological? Example:
Open Source Trangenics (we have Open Source plants everywhere today, except for the Monsanto stuff)
Virus/Bacteria/etc that target trangenic species (i.e. Mon.Soy.Bagle)
This suggests that it needs to conduct a survey to learn whether a regular routine of 80-hour weeks is popular among the salaried rank and file.
Next, EA will be conducting a survey to determine if employees like to be fed poison, being impaled or imolated...
Pur-lease...
I wrote stuff for the PIC microcontroller 16F84. Thet's 4k of code and 68 bytes of RAM (yes, 68 bytes - a SMS Message can be bigger)
Yes, the idea is ridiculous BECAUSE NO SCIENTIST SAID THAT
YOU have distorted what the scientists have said, to make it look ridiculous.
The correct explantion is: Man and ape HAD A COMMON ANCESTOR!
NOT! Man descended form Ape
And you better stop using your computar, since it's a Devil's thing, ok! Alan Turing was a Fag. You're using the product of the Devil's son there.
Sigma Lambda Alpha Sigma Eta Delta Omega Theta???
1 - Dig Hole
2 - Get covered in sewage
3 - Minivan full of children sinks in sewage
4 - ???
5 - Profit!
Not gonna help
My open source surgeon is still beta, it's still performing several illegal operations...
I thought it was
Haiku
OS
Hits
Milestone
Microsoft is there...
I mean, we all have the right to a backdoor on their net...
I have one of these...
Payed 59.99 at a Radio Shack in N.Y. in 1996
It's pretty cool, and fun to play. I guess it would be for kids 12-15, something like that... (teen, I mean)
Ok, I was 14 when I bought it. Still have it. (it kind of doesn't work by now...)
Now we cannot imagine a bewolf cluster of these...
Pfff!!!
when he could have downloaded it instead for free!
(Oh wait, maybe he uses AOL Dial-Up)
One part is the A
the other one is the O
then the L
and finally the null terminator...
Someone forgot the question: But does it run Linux???