And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
Bait, troll, whatever. The right offers nothing but "heart string stories to gain the support of the (global) public." Or scare them into submission. Whatever, again.
I marked "global" because it has been made pretty obvious the past few years that the right in the US cares very little about the rest of the planet.. you just make their sneakers, and you should be happy about it!
How do you think Hormel feels about this writeup/article, eh?
Seperating the "ham from the spam" -- ow. They've been pretty forgiving with the whole spam vs SPAM (TM) thing, so maybe we should avoid comparisons like that, at the expense of the humor?
Let's not piss off one of the few companies to show at least a small amount of restraint in their C&D orders/law suits/blah/blah/blah. Just my [insert clever way of saying "two cents" here.]
Are stoners causing 40% of the fatal traffic accidents out there? Nah. Sorry man, you've been taken in by the new advertising blitz against 'toking and driving.' (-> They're running out of bad things to say about weed when tobacco and alcohol are still legal)
Besides, have you ever seen someone drive under the influence of marijuana? Obviously not. Refer to the earlier joke '... 10kph...' -- Marijuana smokers don't fall into that nasty problem drunkards have where they think they are THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD and FUCK the safety of everyone else, because I AM DRUNK NOT TOO MUCH TO CONSUME DRIVE SDakl;sdka sdas d*has a drink* DURRR I can still drive!
Besides, if alcohol was a drug that could impair you so badly you can't drive.. it'd be illegal like weed, wouldn't it?
Besides, people can't handle the idea of moderation or responsible usage.
And why do modern boards still have serial and Parralell ports? They aren't used by 75% of the rest of the world, why are they even included as standard on ALL boards? On Some us because they still have some value but ALL?
They're still useful. I use my "Parralell" (parallel!) port all the time, interfacing my PSX controller to my computer with a homebrew adapter. I'm hoping to make an IR receiver that works over one or the other!
These things have uses for a lot of people, and they'd hate to have trouble finding motherboards that support them.
There's no skill in what you do, you're a vandal. To make things worse, you're vandalizing something people should be able to use as a source of information-- not just some sidewall of a building.
Long answer: No./.'ers are fucking psychotic and (claim) they'd resort to violence because they don't want to find a technical solution. (ie: I want to hit those spammers in the face with a shovel! OMFG They make me so mad! We should rape their mothers and fuck their pets and then shit on them! OMFG SPAM! AHHHH)
The weeks upon weeks it takes to ship your shit around while you sit and wonder why you didn't get a fucking DS?:)
I really don't like that warranty defense; I had a warranty on my iBook all four times the display died on it. Sure, Apple fixed it (and eventually replaced it with a newer model) but the warranty doesn't pay ME for the amount of time the thing was out of commission, the warranty doesn't say "Sorry!" when my laptop dies in the middle of a long trip, the warranty doesn't give me a pat on the back for dealing with those Abercrzombies/pseudo-techies at The Apple Store/mall.
Don't go buy a PSP without thinking about if you're willing to wait for Sony to work out the bugs/replace your unit:)
I work in one of those theatres that shows commercials for junk before the show, and I can tell you this is typical Michael/slashdot "editor" behavior -- There's no fucking way there were 14 minutes of commercials before the trailers, AT THE START TIME.
Really, it's pretty typical behavior for people in general.. "I waited an hour and a half for a table!" == "I waited twenty minutes for a table!"
Same bullshit. Twenty-something minutes of lead from the start time would add way too much overhead to the presentation schedule. Even when we had a shitload of NCNs to lead we started them prior to the showtime. Now we start them prior to the showtime so that the film previews start at exactly (give or take a minute or two) at the showtime.
I download movies. I go see movies. Before you bitch about how much movies cost, remember: $10 ticket, $10 of junkfood at concession,
$20 for the experience of a $100,000,000 movie. == Stop whining.
Do you know how much it costs to run a theatre? Like, really know? NO, YOU DON'T.
Downloading aside, if you want to see movies.. go see movies. Don't take for granted the fact you CAN go see Star Wars XXII on a fucking huge screen with amazing sound surrounded by a house of people experiencing the adventure/Jar-Jar along with you.
Why was the grandparent moderated 'troll'? Does NO ONE ELSE think the proposed punishment is complete overkill? Spammers aren't hurting people, at most they're an annoyance. I know/.'ers love to talk about how they'd like to string up/tar and feather spammers but come on. Dollars per email? JAIL TIME? What a great idea! Let's turn non-violent 'criminals' into violent ex-cons. That'll fix all of societies ills.
Bah. I'm done with this article, if I need to hear a bunch of whiney self-named "administrators" (of joeslittlehomenetwork.net) joke about men being thrown in prison and RAPED for sending spam--well, I'll never need to read such tripe.
As an aside: Who the fuck sells crack and heroin to kids? What kind of kids can afford crack and heroin? Oh, that's right, they can't. Let's just hide behind the fabricated BS of the drug war. Get real. I hope we make masturbating to grits'n'natalie pr0n a felony punishable by 5 years/$10 a stroke. Laugh at that, asswipe.
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And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England's mountain green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England's pleasant pastures seen? And did the countenance divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among those dark satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire! Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, Till we have built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land.
Check out ZSnes & the frontend ZBattle -- online, multiplayer SNES emulation.
Just remember to only play games you legitimately own..
The correct phrasing is: "... but does it run OS X for Intel?"
Thanks for playing SLASHDOT JEOPARDY!
This is FUNNY. FUNNY, PEOPLE. Get a fucking sense of humor; this is classic /. humor, passed from generation to generation..
We never fought the battle. The people fighting the "hacker" vs. "cracker" battle usually do so to disguise their own complete lack of skill.
The hackers decided to be hackers, the wannabes decided to fight a crappy battle over some bullshit terminology.
Uh.. wow.
A post about dupes that deserves to be modded up.
I'm almost scared now.
Bait, troll, whatever. The right offers nothing but "heart string stories to gain the support of the (global) public." Or scare them into submission. Whatever, again.
I marked "global" because it has been made pretty obvious the past few years that the right in the US cares very little about the rest of the planet.. you just make their sneakers, and you should be happy about it!
Now get back to work!
How do you think Hormel feels about this writeup/article, eh?
Seperating the "ham from the spam" -- ow. They've been pretty forgiving with the whole spam vs SPAM (TM) thing, so maybe we should avoid comparisons like that, at the expense of the humor?
Let's not piss off one of the few companies to show at least a small amount of restraint in their C&D orders/law suits/blah/blah/blah. Just my [insert clever way of saying "two cents" here.]
HAHA PRISON RAPE IS SO FUNNY! HAHA!
I'm so glad one of the founding tenants of our prison system is RAPE=OK, or we wouldn't get great jems like that comment above. HAHA. HAHA.
Amen.
l te r.
Nowtoincludesomejunktoeatspaceandgetmepastthefi
Junk like this.
And this.
Are stoners causing 40% of the fatal traffic accidents out there? Nah. Sorry man, you've been taken in by the new advertising blitz against 'toking and driving.' (-> They're running out of bad things to say about weed when tobacco and alcohol are still legal)
...' -- Marijuana smokers don't fall into that nasty problem drunkards have where they think they are THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD and FUCK the safety of everyone else, because I AM DRUNK NOT TOO MUCH TO CONSUME DRIVE SDakl;sdka sdas d*has a drink* DURRR I can still drive!
....
Besides, have you ever seen someone drive under the influence of marijuana? Obviously not. Refer to the earlier joke '... 10kph
Besides, if alcohol was a drug that could impair you so badly you can't drive.. it'd be illegal like weed, wouldn't it?
Besides, people can't handle the idea of moderation or responsible usage.
Besides,
They're still useful. I use my "Parralell" (parallel!) port all the time, interfacing my PSX controller to my computer with a homebrew adapter. I'm hoping to make an IR receiver that works over one or the other!
These things have uses for a lot of people, and they'd hate to have trouble finding motherboards that support them.
Looks like someone is a little bitter they've never gotten distro access...
I've got a K7S5A board (ECS) and it has been great to me. *shrug* YMMV?
You suck.
Long answer: No. /.'ers are fucking psychotic and (claim) they'd resort to violence because they don't want to find a technical solution. (ie: I want to hit those spammers in the face with a shovel! OMFG They make me so mad! We should rape their mothers and fuck their pets and then shit on them! OMFG SPAM! AHHHH)
Looks like videogames make people violent...
fr1izzttt p0st1t3!!!
v1ct0ryzz z achieved!!!!!
I, for one, welcome our new computer-controlled, hydraulicly-powered, PATRIOT-empowered super soldiers!
The weeks upon weeks it takes to ship your shit around while you sit and wonder why you didn't get a fucking DS? :)
:)
I really don't like that warranty defense; I had a warranty on my iBook all four times the display died on it. Sure, Apple fixed it (and eventually replaced it with a newer model) but the warranty doesn't pay ME for the amount of time the thing was out of commission, the warranty doesn't say "Sorry!" when my laptop dies in the middle of a long trip, the warranty doesn't give me a pat on the back for dealing with those Abercrzombies/pseudo-techies at The Apple Store/mall.
Don't go buy a PSP without thinking about if you're willing to wait for Sony to work out the bugs/replace your unit
... dirt cleans you?
Really, it's pretty typical behavior for people in general.. "I waited an hour and a half for a table!" == "I waited twenty minutes for a table!"
Same bullshit. Twenty-something minutes of lead from the start time would add way too much overhead to the presentation schedule. Even when we had a shitload of NCNs to lead we started them prior to the showtime. Now we start them prior to the showtime so that the film previews start at exactly (give or take a minute or two) at the showtime.
I download movies. I go see movies. Before you bitch about how much movies cost, remember:
$10 ticket,
$10 of junkfood at concession,
$20 for the experience of a $100,000,000 movie.
== Stop whining.
Do you know how much it costs to run a theatre? Like, really know? NO, YOU DON'T.
Downloading aside, if you want to see movies.. go see movies. Don't take for granted the fact you CAN go see Star Wars XXII on a fucking huge screen with amazing sound surrounded by a house of people experiencing the adventure/Jar-Jar along with you.
Mod parent down! What is this doing +5 Informative?
ocean watches you read old Korean e-mail!
[Mod Note: Because I'm already -1, this will be marked troll/flamebait. If I was +1, it'd be +5 in half an hour.]
Spammers aren't hurting people, at most they're an annoyance. I know
Bah. I'm done with this article, if I need to hear a bunch of whiney self-named "administrators" (of joeslittlehomenetwork.net) joke about men being thrown in prison and RAPED for sending spam--well, I'll never need to read such tripe.
As an aside: Who the fuck sells crack and heroin to kids? What kind of kids can afford crack and heroin? Oh, that's right, they can't. Let's just hide behind the fabricated BS of the drug war. Get real. I hope we make masturbating to grits'n'natalie pr0n a felony punishable by 5 years/$10 a stroke. Laugh at that, asswipe.
Defend all zigs.. or something.
(Hey, it's Slashdot. You're not getting my A material here.)