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  1. Re:Another PATENTLY RETARDED and SUPERFLUOUS promi on President Trump Directs Pentagon To Create New 'Space Force' Military Branch (defensenews.com) · · Score: 0

    The Air Force has cars, the Navy has cars, the Army has cars. Do you think we should be combining the management of these assets into one combined "Car Force"?

    Adding an additional service would result in redundant organizational resources, redundant training resources, and redundant facilities. It would further divide the armed forces skilled talent pool.

    And what would you do with low-skill recruits in the Space Force? There are only so many space complex front gates to stand guard at. What are they going to do; stand guard in a cleanroom and ruin a billion dollars in satellite hardware the first time they discharge their sidearm?

    ---

    I bet Car Force One would be a bitchin' ride...

  2. Re:Apple will buy one... on State Department Seemingly Buys $15,000 iPhone Cracking Tech GrayKey (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    ...Or, it says that the company making the thing vets all potential customers to make sure that they don't torpedo their meal ticket by selling to a). criminal organizations, or b). security groups who would tattle to Apple.

    Apple's probably going to have to figure this one out the old fashioned way.

  3. Re:what about the center core? on Elon Musk Explains Why SpaceX Prefers Clusters of Small Engines (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    When you're coming in at 700mph at an altitude of 2.5 miles, you don't have the extra ~1 second it takes to light different engines. Either it works the first time, or you're augering in.

  4. Re:What a shock on LAPD Is Not Using the Electric BMWs It Announced In 2016 (cbslocal.com) · · Score: 2

    And the LA population is 4 million, which puts it ahead of 24 States. Combine the city's budget with California's, on a per capita basis, and it wouldn't even break into the upper third of State budgets.

    So, what?

  5. Re:How big is the market? on Limitations and All, Chromebooks Appear To Be Selling · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, if you look at the article's source, you get this gem:

    Chromebooks still remain a small portion of the total U.S. market for laptops and netbooks. The devices had about 4 percent to 5 percent share in the first quarter, though that was up from 1 percent to 2 percent in 2012, according to Mikako Kitagawa, an analyst at Gartner Inc.

    So, if the laptop market was ~33m units in Q1, that puts Chromebooks at ~1.5m for the quarter, which is the first thing approaching an actual number I've seen on Chromebook sales. Not sure how that spreads out between Samsung, Acer, and HP.

  6. FMV... on Baltimore Issued Speed Camera Ticket To Motionless Car · · Score: 1

    I'm so glad the no-motion speeding ticket warranted a full-motion video for its newscast...

  7. Re:HaCk ThE PlanET!!! on ImageShack Hacked, Security Groups Threatened · · Score: 1

    You know, I had happily repressed that little slice of cultural wasteland. Now it's all flooding back -- and it's brought most of the `80's along for the ride.

  8. Yes. on A Guardian Angel In Your Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    Clippy: It appears you're talking in a crowded theater during one of "the good scenes". Would you like me to shock you in the nuts with a tazer until you shut your gob? [Yes (10...9...8...)]/[No]

    I APPROVE.

  9. I see... on Cellular Automata and Music Using Java · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So that's what five minutes of my life which I'll never get back sounds like...

    Seriously, I could have gotten something more melodic by piping a core dump into my sound card -- some downtempo ambient noise or whatnot.

  10. Photon Soup: Longer and Uncut on Can You Spare A Few Trillion Cycles? · · Score: 5, Informative

    A much larger version of the SIGGRAPH `94 image "Photon Soup", clocking in at 840x560, can be found HERE.

  11. Re:Silk? on Microsoft Office 2003 - Reviews, Overviews, Issues · · Score: 1

    I believe you missed a couple of words there...

    "worst... [application of... ]technology... ever!"

    There's nothing wrong with the concept of the computerized slideshow presentation itself. Powerpoint has just made the barrier to entry so low that the ignorant, lazy, and incompetent masses can make presentations "just like the pros do!" In the hands of someone who knows what they're doing, it's still a useful tool just like any other.

  12. Unnecessary Complexity on FCC Commercializes More Bandwidth for 3G services · · Score: 1

    Great...let's add another layer of unnecessary complexity to the mish-mash of frequencies and protocols that is US cellular coverage. Bonus points for the lovely distribution plan which will inevitably result in scatter-shot distribution to any company who can file a vaguely-plausible business plan, regardless of what they plan to run over it. Cellular providers can't even build their network out to fill their existing licenses as it is.

    Technology advances make this even more irrelevant, as high-bandwidth service is possible without this additional bandwidth -- Verizon Wireless has already rolled out their EV-DO network in their Washington DC and San Diego markets, providing 300-500Kbps average, with bursts up to 2.4Mbps.

    The FCC should worry about getting the entire country converted to digital service before tossing out new frequencies willy-nilly.

  13. Re:Worked for me. on Common PC Video Games Used To Treat Phobias · · Score: 1

    You were able to enjoy The Mummy? Wow. That exhibit must have really scarred your fragile psyche...

  14. Re:Am I the only one... on Longhorn in 2006 · · Score: 1

    Another potential holdup is their fully hardware-accelerated GDI(+) replacement. They might have realized that the average user's GPU is not capable of rendering the average user's display resolution at acceptable framerates, and thus are waiting for DirectX9-class hardware to become ubiquitous. In the meantime, they can aim an evolving product toward the moving target of current technology and hope for some miracle software breakthrough that will allow them to truely differentiate Longhorn as "not just 'WinNT 5.2'".

    On a side note, does anyone else foresee a new era of hardware instability as more intensive use of graphics hardware flushes out buggy display adapter drivers? Maybe Microsoft ought to think about pulling said drivers out of ring 0, now that display processing will be offloaded to the graphics hardware, thus making graphics performance less of an issue.

  15. Re:Isn't this dangerous? on IBM Introduces 'Air Bags' For Laptop Hard Drives · · Score: 1

    I would think that, with the platters spinning at several thousand RPM, a large scratch would be something of a given.

  16. Re:Er, that's a bit much.... on The Guy Responsible For Ctrl-Alt-Del · · Score: 2, Funny

    I used to use my middle finger when I had to ctrl-alt-del a locked computer, but it certainly wan't to press a key...

  17. Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? on Mobile Internet Down Under · · Score: 1

    Oh, hell. Just saw your other post further down the thread. Pay no attention the the parent. Nothing to see here. Move along.

    That'll teach me to post before I've had my morning coffee...

  18. Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? on Mobile Internet Down Under · · Score: 1

    Would it be feasable to make the whole thing more modular? If you could get the dish separate from the base (and remove the counterweight, if there is one), and break the base up into three or four pieces, it'd make it much easier as a one man job. Might increase setup time a hair, but that might be worth it for the convenience.

  19. Re:Most ISPs have blocked it on VeriSign Sued Over SiteFinder Service · · Score: 1, Informative

    To be more specific, Adelphia has blocked the IP of the Shitefinder website. They haven't patched their DNS servers to return NXDOMAIN on *.TLD.

  20. Word games... on Computer Makers Sued Over Hard Drive Size · · Score: 0

    So we're kibitzing over the difference between Kbits and Kibits. Great...

  21. So much ammo... on Microsoft Money Leads To Street-Legal Porsche 959s · · Score: 0
    "The 959 just squats and goes."
    And finally, after all these years, it can do it on these shores.

    Best lines of the article. So very much potential...

    "...finally drops anchor on American soil."
    "...just shits all over the competition!"
  22. Re:how does it work? on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · · Score: 0

    Not exactly...

    > verisignratbastards.com
    Server: a.gtld-servers.net
    Address: 192.5.6.30

    verisignratbastards.com internet address = 64.94.110.11

  23. Re:How much will "The artists she loves" really ge on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 0

    Artists won't see a thin dime of it. What doesn't immediately vanish into corporate coffers will be fed back into the slavering craw of the RIAA Legal Machine(Pat. Pend.).

  24. Re:Screenshots ? on 'Storage' to Replace Traditional Filesystems? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Antialiased filesystem? Is this eight bits to describe 128 shades of "0" and 128 shades of "1", or is it one binary bit plus an eight-bit alpha channel?

    Damn, I knew this hard drive space "age of plenty" was too good to last. Curse you, Moore's Law, for taunting me so!

  25. Re:What about the goat milk spider silk? on Scientists Crack Silk's Secret · · Score: 1

    So how long until Bessie (a.k.a. Spidergoat) gets fed up with that pervo farmhand who keeps trying to "help her over the fence" and decides to hang him from the barn rafters by his wang?

    (*sigh*...I can't believe this is the first thing that came to mind when I read this.)