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  1. Re:The best thing to be taken from DVD Jon's work on DVD Jon's DoubleTwist Unlocks the iPod · · Score: 1

    Such a world is known as America.

  2. no one said the CIA spying software was bug free.. on Yahoo Messenger Blocking youtube.com URLs? · · Score: 1

    Just a bug. The CIA will log it and fix it. Move on and pretend it didnt happen... or else.

  3. Re:The new name. on Google in Talks to Buy YouTube · · Score: 1

    "So how would you like to view shittube?

    Isnt that just Television in general? :)

  4. Show me a corporation and i'll show you a liar. on Comcast Lying About Vonage · · Score: 1

    Who's not really shocked? :)

  5. So what... Dave Chappelle has 2 of them son! on Soft Tissue Discovered In T-Rex Bone · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately for the world, he hate them for breakfast.

    But hey... he sprinkles diamonds on everything he eats cause it makes his doo doo twinkle!

  6. How is this "copycat" ? on Suit Blames Videogames for Homicides · · Score: 1

    There isnt any moment in GTA where you kill your father, stepmother and stepsister, so how is this even at all related to GTA? Using their own words... "Copycat" I see no such grounds for that claim.

    Dare i say, he wasnt happy about his real mother not being apart of the family, perhaps death, or divorce. Perhaps he held his father responsible, and never liked his stepmother and stepsister... so he killed them?

    Maybe he was just angry and confused like most teens and took it out on those he thought were the problem? Maybe they abused him?

    There are far more explainations that are more reasonable than GTA. Again You never kill your family in GTA... so wheres the connection?

    Oh he played videogames... I see... So like every other child his age that plays videogames, he slaughtered his family.

    yeah... riiiiiiiiiighhhhhhht..

  7. Re:$ocial network on Microsoft Launches Social Network · · Score: 1

    Yeah it would have been funny but i got a phone call while writing it. :)

    I hate that.

    Oh the black thing... its just a joke. An exclusive club, would always look down on you for something you can not help... such as being of a certain race, born into the middle class, or genetically different such as a chronic illness, appearance etc.

    ALMOST funny. I agree. Dam phone calls.

  8. Re:$ocial network on Microsoft Launches Social Network · · Score: 1

    Oh you would like to sign up? First you have to sign up to sign up. That will be $15 US Dollars, and then you will be subject for review for a secondary sign up process, which of course you will be required to pay $30 US Dollars. I know what you're thinking, Why $30? Why isnt it $15 US Dollars? Sir because we are an exclusive site, the very chance that you are reviewed and approved for second signup, should be make it important enough for you to sign up and pay twice the value. Frankly we are an exclusive site and if you do pass our review board, you would be of the type that can easily afford $30.

    Upon receiving your $30 US dollars after second sign up, of course assuming you pass our review process... You will then be granted access to our third sign up site. This one is free. Free because we like you... but we are not yet sure we want you to associate with our exclusive members. We are after all exclusive, and you are not. Sorry... not yet.

    Upon Third sign up... We will determine if you are exclusive... And if you are, you will be allowed access to our pre sign up site, which will require a large payment of $50,000 dollars.

    Upon receiving your $50,000 US dollars, in small bills of course, we will review how clean your money appears, and if we approve of its appearance, we shall consider accepting your $50,000 US dollars. Again, if it meets our high standards. A clean dollar bill reflects on your appearance. We are an exclusive club mind you... Btw you're not black are you? Oh... nevermind.

    Upon reception of your $50,000 US dollars... and you did say you're not black right?... Ok ... Upon reception of your $50,000 US dollars, we will ask you sign over all of your rights, because as an exclusive member, you will become one with the exclusivity of course.

    Once your rights have been signed over, you will then be asked .. oh i'm sorry... I forgot to mention that before you may sign over your rights, you must pay an additional $1,000 US Dollars just for reading our EULA.

    After signing over your rights, we will inspect your family history and see if you fit our exclusive members club.

    And if you do... WELCOME TO FUN LITTLE CLUB !

    That will be $50 US dollars.

  9. So Apple doesnt want people to make Podcasts? on Apple Goes After the Term 'Podcast' · · Score: 1

    So Apple doesnt want people to make podcasts? ... Or do they only want to allow people to make podcasts by officially going through itunes?

    I dont get it really. What does Apple what? Podcasts are a term, just like surfing, browsing, file, linking, downloading, audio clip. It's just a term we use to commonly describe something so that we all understand what we are refering to.

    So again.. what does Apple what? Do they want us to stop refering to downloadable audio shows as podcasts all together? I'm not sure apple would want that... yet that is what they seem to.

    I'm sure someone else would gladly invent a cooler term and allow it to virally infect the thought process of us users, thus redefining their own brand, and giving them the same free publicity that Apple and its Ipod have been lucky to receive.

    Lets call it Down Casting... or DLcasting, or just DL. I caught it on the DL. Sure it has its other slang uses but thats what people do when they need a term to commonly refer to something... they just use it, cause its easy... and thats what people do when they refer to downloadable audio shows as Podcasts...

    Apple get over it.

  10. Re:they are sony minions I tell you! on Buy a PlayStation 3 and Sink Sony · · Score: 1

    $100 dollars a game? HAHAHAHAHA yeah right. That is not happening. Sony is fucking stupid and haven proven themselves time and time again, but that would be the straw that broke the Sony Camel's back.

    It aint happening. Games for Xbox are $60, not $50. Beleive me, they make plenty of money at $60 a game.

  11. Re:ZOMG on House Panel Approves Electronic Surveillance Bill · · Score: 1

    That is absolutely correct. NEVER trust a politician. Watch them like a hawk and make sure they know you're watching and can and WILL do something about it.

  12. Re:ZOMG on House Panel Approves Electronic Surveillance Bill · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight... You feel perfectly safe allowing the above the law criminals that run our country, spy on you whenever they feel?

    You do realize, that a politicians job is to sell us bullshit. They will do so as long as it gets them re-elected. Bullshit such as "For the good of our children, we must pass this bill", or "to fight terrorism" or "to stop rapists"... You wouldnt dare argue for rapists would you?

    Yeah you go ahead and trust those politicians who sell their soul to the devil to stay elected.... the ones that spew bullshit constantly to protect their own ass.... You trust them with your life. Frankly... Thats the same mistake as electing them in the first place. Your first mistake is trusting them so easily. Think about it. Think how twisted these power hungry ruling class assholes are... Think about all of the silly political games they play, the amount of money they spend, just to rule... you.

    Think about it. Your first mistake is trusting them so easily with your life.

  13. Re:Now... on What Came First, the Violence or the Videogame? · · Score: 1

    someone nailed the peaceful chap to a post after a spot of Grand Theft Auto.... ARRRRRRRRRRRGAH! Silly Pirates we be lads!

    Frankly I blaim Mel Gibson, and he blaims the Jews.

  14. ICO and Shadow Of the Collosus Best games ever on The Top 5 Games of All Time · · Score: 1

    ICO is the best game ever made.

  15. Re:Creating them is a problem on Concern Over Creating Black Holes · · Score: 1

    Count me in! Been looking for a black hole to suck me off lately.

  16. Proof of Sony's inability to function as a company on Sony's PSP Memory Stick Entertainment Packs Shipping · · Score: 1

    Really this is just more evidence that Sony once again is completely out of touch with what people want, and they continue to try to divide and take over.

    They love to make their own formats that only they can control. How useful with the mem stick be in 4 years? Sony will have released 3 more different versions by then, none of them fitting any of the existing devices, thus making us buy new ones again.

    Sony is evil in many ways, but the worst thing about Sony is, they will kill themselves while trying.

    Yet another stupid buisness move by Sony. Its becoming common isnt it... Does anyone think there? They have this top down mentality. The market defines how it uses technology to fit everyday life, not sony. Sony cant hand craft our existance.

  17. A Good Man ... Nuff said. on Steve Irwin Dead · · Score: 1

    Sad... very dam sad. He was a very nice man that loved what he did. We all did.

  18. Re:better proposition on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    Thats a good idea.... cuz then we'll really see what rape is.

  19. Re:System of a Down? on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    great song... great fucking band

  20. Re:The BBC is NOT reporting that at all on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    3 fucking years for jerking off... Holy fucking shit.

    God Fuck the Queen.

  21. Re:Steganography... on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh i get it. Stegosaurus...

  22. Re:Total Crap on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    "People obessed with Grand Theft Auto have gone on killing sprees."

    Lets put that in some perspective. YES some people ahve gone and killed people, and just have happened to play a game that speaks to their need to do violent things...

    BUT

    the connection between violent games, and violent crimes... is NONE.

    You see, people with a certain mind set, seek out their entertainment. It generally doesnt start with the entertainment.

    Lets look at porn and the invention of the movie camera. Which came first? The fucking or the porn on film? What happened was... Two people, veyr horny people decided "hey why dont we film ourselves fucking"

    You see, it starts with the person first. Violent people seek out VIOLENT material.

    When you are pissed off at your boss, do you go to your ipod and turn on the theme song to Happy Days? Or do you blast System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, or some random Gangsta rap?

    Chances are, you arent listening to the Happy Day's song when you're pissed off.

    Again the point is... We seek out our entertainment for fullfillment. Drama, Comedy, Angry Music, Porn that turns us on...

    That is how it works. It does not work the other way. We dont go "WOW... I just saw someone play GTA and now i have to get it because it looks so great...." Then fast forward 2 years into the future "dam.. i'm sure glad i got GTA... MAn i could really fuck someone up for their car now"

    It just doesnt work that way.

  23. Re:Had a wireless mouse... on The Doom of Wired Peripherals · · Score: 1

    Logitech G7 Laser.... its the god of mice. It has a battery charger, and comes with 2 batteries. Charge one up while you work. When the one in the mouse dies... you pop it out like a cartridge and switch it with the charged one.

    Its so much better than the older logitech charging station workflow where you put your mouse in the charger each night because often i wouldnt... and it catches up to you and it dies while you work hehe

    logitech G7 laser is incredible, wireless, accurate as hell, and no lag.

  24. Re:Isn't art highbrow? on Why Are There No Highbrow Video Games? · · Score: 1

    Agreed. It's often said that Fumita Ueda and the ICO team are the Miyazaki / Studio Ghibli of games.

    Those are 2 of the best games i've ever played. ICO a masterpeice.

  25. Re:The Mac is not an alternative on Will Pretty PCs Make Vista More Attractive? · · Score: 1

    "if you want to support Linux as an alternative to Vista"

    Linux wont be an alternative to vista until it pretties up and gets its 3d accelerated gui up to speed.... and even then it wont be up to speed because it lacks the applications.