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Concern Over Creating Black Holes

Maria Williams writes to tell us about worry surrounding the impending startup of CERN's Large Hadron Collider. Some fear that the device, in creating mini black holes, could jeopardize Life As We Know It. While the tiny black holes should evaporate quickly — throwing off so-called Hawking radiation that can be detected — CERN software developer Ran Livneh reminds us that "Any physicist will tell you that there is no way to prove that generated black holes will decay." The LHC site assures us there's nothing to worry about. The flap is reminiscent of the time the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider went live. The worry then was that "negative strangelets" could gobble up the world.

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  1. Please, for the love of God... by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ...no crap about John Titor actually being a real person.

    Thanks.

    For those who don't know, in the John Titor story, the CERN LHC allegedly lays the groundwork for using artificial black holes as part of a time machine (made for the military by General Electric, of course!).

    (And no, John Titor is not a real time traveler.)

    For example:

    Along with the prediction of World War III, another notable prediction is that of a Civil war in America, which was predicted to begin in 2004, around the time of the presidential election, and would escalate until 2008, which, according to Titor, "[is] a general date by which time everyone will realize the world they thought they were living in was over."

    Even statements like this are subjective and many people still choose to believe; I'm sure there are many slashdot readers (judging from the kind of posts I see here) who believe we are currently in a nascent "civil war" and that, indeed, the "world they thought they were living in was over." This is all typical vague crap that can be viewed a variety of different ways, Nostradamus-style, and never soundly disproven, conspiracy-theory-style. Even now, people are arguing that John Titor's visit may have allowed us to "change our future". Yeah, because the mental giants who believe the John Titor story have had a huge impact on things.

    ...

    It's quite impressive how many people actually believe this tripe, though.

    1. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      John Titor was exactly the first person I thought of when I saw this article about particle colliders. Thanks for letting others know about the other side of the Titor debate.

    2. Re:Please, for the love of God... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Debate? Thats like saying there is a large debate going on about weither we should have pie and chips, or get a free geico quote.

    3. Re:Please, for the love of God... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      What is there to debate? Pie and chips are awesome!

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      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    4. Re:Please, for the love of God... by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...Civil war in America, which was predicted to begin in 2004, around the time of the presidential election...

      On November 3rd, 2004, civil war was narrowly averted when Kerry supporters realized that only 0.03% of them owned a gun.

    5. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Xeger · · Score: 1

      Pie and chips are awesome; therefore, John Titor must be real. All hail the Geico gecko!

    6. Re:Please, for the love of God... by emil10001 · · Score: 1

      There should be no need for using current events to disporve John Titor as a time traveller, you only need physics for that. If a machine were invented that was capable of time travel, the machine would only be able to travel back as far as the time the machine was created.

    7. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you look at it, John Titor did say he went back to a slightly alternate timeline, one that shared his history to when he went back, but not necissarially after that. So, he could have been making perfectly valid predictions, but something small happened that meant history went another way. (I can think of a few things in late 2004 that could have escalated the situation. To civil war? Maybe.)

      Just saying his story still holds together, if you want to believe it.

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      'Sensible' is a curse word.
    8. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...according to some theories of time travel, but not others. Also, what if we found a natural time machine that had been in existance for millions of years? Astronomically unlikely, but as long as we're talking about time travel...

    9. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      How exactly is this dictated by the laws of physics?

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      *sigh* back to work...
    10. Re:Please, for the love of God... by rifter · · Score: 1

      ...Civil war in America, which was predicted to begin in 2004, around the time of the presidential election...

      On November 3rd, 2004, civil war was narrowly averted when Kerry supporters realized that only 0.03% of them owned a gun.

      On the other side of that coin, it is instructive to remember that the previous civil war started after the Conservatives lost an election.

    11. Re:Please, for the love of God... by emil10001 · · Score: 1

      According to the John Titor wiki page, to which I was refering, he used some sort of machine, images are posted on that page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

    12. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Trails · · Score: 1

      "Just saying his story still holds together, if you want to believe it."

      Pfft. Any story holds together if you want to believe it.

      This is such an obvious "escape clause", that it is, to me at least, the clearest sign that the guy is full of manure.

      "Here are my predictions, oh and in case any of them don't become true, blah blah alternate time line blah blah reverse polarity on the neutron flux blah blah"

      I've seen better plotlines in Star Trek episodes.

    13. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The liberals didn't learn then ... and they haven't learned today.

      Color me surprised.

    14. Re:Please, for the love of God... by emil10001 · · Score: 1

      I appologize for brining that up without a reference, but it was brought up in my Quantum Physics class by our prof. He went into a bit of detail about the theory that I don't recall now, and don't have time to google for. Perhaps after I get home from work. All I'm finding now are non-technical/ philisophical issues related to time travel.

    15. Re:Please, for the love of God... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Just saying his story still holds together, if you want to believe it.

      Oh, I want to alright!!

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    16. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still hold issue with the fact that he never showed a faster-than-light drive. His car would have materialized in deep space, not a very good thing seeing as how I doubt the car would have been capable of sustaining an atmosphere when left to the relative void.

      All of his predictions of the near future, like CERN, were all known things. CERN's been building that collider for years, it was talked about in the 90's.

      Still, the thought of trying to drive a car through the atmosphere and landing it in one peice is highly entertaining.

    17. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      True... But it also does agree with current physics as well.

      It's awfully hard to conclusively call him a hoax. Which at least makes him interesting.

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      'Sensible' is a curse word.
    18. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Intangion · · Score: 1

      according to his explaination any differences between what he said would happen, and reality could be because we are now on a different worldline ;)
      like another dimension

      the things i think are stupid about his story is he claimed that every jump had a 50% chance of destroying you ;) so why would you make 2 extra jumps for fun? thats like .. retarded

      also even if he was successful theres no way to know if he would be jumping back to a worldline that even needed the computer, theres no way to get back to the worldline you left from.. therefore.. its retarded ;)

      its like sliders ;)

    19. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very funny. But since the 1920s the kinds of guns that are legal for American citizens to own haven't had a chance of impacting the outcome of any real war.

    20. Re:Please, for the love of God... by rivetgeek · · Score: 1

      Um "disproved by physics" and "common theme in sci-fi" are two very different things. Actually most physicists agree that time travel is totally impossible on a macro scale. (not trying to start a quantum theory debate here, quanti dont follwo the same laws as the rest of us, i.e. particle/wave duality)

    21. Re:Please, for the love of God... by russ1337 · · Score: 1
      ..Civil war in America, which was predicted to begin in 2004, around the time of the presidential election... On November 3rd, 2004, civil war was narrowly averted when Kerry supporters realized that only 0.03% of them owned a gun.
      It was the lack of facilities to house all the republicans that really put a damper on things.
    22. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn what? That we can kick your asses in a civil war, so bad that you guys cry about it 100 years later? "Waaah! South 's gonna do 't again!" Yeah, and then we'll make you eat it again, too!

    23. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Intron · · Score: 1

      Conservation of total energy & matter in the universe is simplest.

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      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
    24. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm.

      Actually they were *Democrats*.

    25. Re:Please, for the love of God... by pravuil · · Score: 1

      Titor, eh? Well it makes for a good movie much like Terminator as I totally recall. Interesting to note that most theories he uses are from mainstream philosophy. On top of that he uses different outcomes producing different universes in order to explain why things might or might not occur. Where's Frank Herbert when you need him? Omaha, Nebraska, the new US capital. I better jump on this one. Go Huskers. Last comment is about society ending up that way. Just what we need, the American Inquisition. Nobody evers expects that. I'm on my python kick today.

    26. Re:Please, for the love of God... by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the 1860s, the Democrats were the conservatives and the Republicans were the "liberals." Things got turned around in early part of the 20th century when Taft repudiated many of the progressive principles that helped Teddy Roosevelt win election to the Vice Presidency (and later to the Presidency). This annoyed Roosevelt so much that he ran against Taft on the Progressive Party ("Bull Moose") ticket; but the two split the vote allowing Wilson to be elected. In many ways, Wilson set the stage for what would become Democratic (Party) foreign policy for the rest of the century in his proposals for the Peace of Versailles and the creation of the League of Nations; on the other hand, there's a lot of dispute about his attitude toward civil rights and "race" in America. However, the turning point for the Democratic Party from what we might call "conservative" to what we might call "liberal" was the Great Depression, the New Deal policies of the Franklin Delano Roosevelt administration, the integration of the Army under Truman, and the split of the Dixiecrats in 1948 (and subsequent switch of many segregationists to the Republican Party in 1964 after Johnson's support of desegregation). While it is not quite possible to map anti-slavery and pro-Civil Rights sentiment together as either "liberal" or "progressive," it is possible to locate both sentiments in "anti-conservative" movements and also to see them as at least tenuously related.

    27. Re:Please, for the love of God... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      And you know what, at one point in time the learned people thought flight by humans would be impossible. And then spaceflight etc.. etc.. Basically, we don't fucking know.

    28. Re:Please, for the love of God... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Very funny. But since the 1920s the kinds of guns that are legal for American citizens to own haven't had a chance of impacting the outcome of any real war.

      Uh, what? It's legal to own .50 caliber rifles in most places, so you can actually get a gun big enough to stop a tank or other armored vehicle (with the right ammo.) It's legal to own semi-automatic assault rifles. The military will be the only guys who can spend ammo like water in such a situation. Normal citizens won't have enough ammo for fully automatic firing.

      I'm no sniper but I do own a Mauser model 89 and I'm a decent shot with it. It doesn't matter if I have a modern Fn sniper rifle or my Fn Mauser, either way, if you get shot in the head with it you're dead. Not that I have any intention of shooting anyone just now, either, but I am more than willing to if it comes down to protecting my way of life and/or my loved ones.

      Anyway, you're on crack.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    29. Re:Please, for the love of God... by norman619 · · Score: 1

      The John Titor stuff does not really describe time travel. If you bother to really read what he describes it's really just universe hopping. He jumps to a an alternate Earth to scavange what he needs then jumps back to his Earth. In his writings he shared the history of his Earth. This does not mean his history is our future/history. I've noticed people seem to only read what they want in his writings and not what he actually wrote. I suspect he was just a BS artist who was well aware of modern scientific theory. Remember the best lie is one in which you mix a little bit of truth.

    30. Re:Please, for the love of God... by rivetgeek · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that time travel would basically prove 90% of the laws of physics wrong, including a couple big ones, like conservation of energy, relativity, and most applications of super string theory. Flight and spaceflight actually proved mainstream scientists right. Multi dimensional tunneling might be a possibility, though visiting any other dimension would probably kill you instantly by compressing your entire body into a microscopic speck, or instantly tear it apart.

    31. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that there are infinite timelines that account for every possibility. Time travel is not about changing history (you can't) or even going back to a specific time (you can't). When you travel back to the past you are travelling back through successive "frames", if you will and the occasional sideways move to a different timeline is inevitable. This means you will never actually go back to the precise second that you intend to. Not to mention that the choices YOU make in that timeline also determine your forward motion through time. To put it simply, the history of the current timeline that you're reading this from contains an event known as the assasination of president Lincoln. That event is fairly similar in a number of timelines. If you were to travel to the time before Lincoln was assasinated and prevent him from being assasinated, you will have simply put yourself into a timeline that is very similar but not THE timeline that was recorded for your current timeline's history. Much like the observation of quantum particles affects their state, your presence in a timeline is actually quite personal. You and I don't exist in the same timeline. But the versions of us that do, share enough knowledge of histroy from our perspectives that we can interact and agree or disagree on a multitued of events.

      John Titor is a time traveller. Or rather, will be in his own timeline. I was born in 1970 and met my adult daughter in 1991. She is one of the traveller's from John's time. My daughter was born in 2004. She didn't spend too much time explaining anything about time travel at all and, in fact made a hasty departure. But she did share knowledge with me of my infant that only she, I and her mother would know. There is one glaring difference however. The name of the woman I met in 1991 differs greatly from the name that my wife and I chose for our daughter. I do not see this as a discrepancy however. It simply means that the woman I met in 1991 was from a slightly different timeline, but was most certainly my daughter in another timeline.

      The capacity for human beings to deny what they don't understand is amazing to me. In an effort to simply feel at ease, they ignore truths that do not fit in with their own view of reality. The truth is that the human animal is both superior and inferior to reality. It just depend on which side of reality you fall. Time travel will be possible in the near future. John Titor was one proof of it. My daughter another. I've also discovered that you can even influence your journey through timelines with no external mechanisms at all. Simply through your own words, actions and frame of mind, you largely determine your direction through time going forward. Not so much in a cause and effect sense, but more as a spectator. Try this simple experiment and watch the results, you'll be amazed:

      1. Determine one aspect of your life that you would like to change and how you would like it to change. Be VERY careful with this because the way the timeline mechanisms work, you might not get what you expect unless you are very specific and take as many details into account as possible.
      2. Begin to make some changes that affect your own life that are unrelated to what you'd like to have change while keeping in mind your desired goal.
      3. Observe the changes that do happen as you jump between timelines.

      You will be amazed at how much influence you have over your positioning in the timelines.

    32. Re:Please, for the love of God... by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      There may be a general argument for this limitation I'm not aware of, but one cause would be the nature of the device.

      The most plausible - in fact definite - means for time travel within General Relativity (not that this isn't necessarily valid for certain models of quantum gravity or string theory) is to create a wormhole, leave one 'mouth' on Earth (or nearby) and put the other mouth in a spaceship. The ship is sent off at relativistic speeds, and then brought back to earth. The mouth in the ship will have 'aged' less in the manner demanded by the Twin Paradox.

      Conceptually, stepping into the mouth that remained on the earth would send you to the mouth in the ship, but in the past. It's disturbingly weird to think about this.

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    33. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Jerf · · Score: 1

      No, it's not.

      There's a picture of the black hole "bending light", which, along with obviously being one of those light-studded track things like you see in a movie theatre, is completely impossible. The only thing that could bend light that is gravity, and gravity doesn't just effect light but nothing else. So, the guy shooting the laser would also be in a multi-thousand-G (conservatively) gravity field.

      Not to mention the gravity is "mysteriously" only distorting the light that A: comes from the laser and then B: hits the cigar smoke being putatively used to allow use to see the "laser", leaving the real light in the scene used to take the picture mysteriously undistorted.

      "Titor"'s physics weren't half as strong as the credulous time travel nutcases wanted to think it was, and despite deliberately constraining his story and mysteriously using multi-kilo-pixel camers to take his highly-JPG-compressed pictures still couldn't erase the obvious nature of the hoax to anyone who didn't desparately need to believe it.

      (And that's not going into the future history based entirely on "There's this one ideology that turns out to completely correct"... uh-huh, like that's ever happened before.)

      As a bit of art, kinda nifty. As a true time travel hoax, not so much.

    34. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Columcille · · Score: 1

      It's legal to own .50 caliber rifles in most places, so you can actually get a gun big enough to stop a tank or other armored vehicle

      And when they drop a missile on your house or that tank blows up your house from quite some distance?

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    35. Re:Please, for the love of God... by norman619 · · Score: 0, Troll
      "There should be no need for using current events to disporve John Titor as a time traveller, you only need physics for that. If a machine were invented that was capable of time travel, the machine would only be able to travel back as far as the time the machine was created."
      LOL!!! You can't be serious. At least I hope you aren't. That's the same assbackwards reasoning they used in the H.G. Wells remake a few years ago. There is no such limitation. If there is then please enlighten me. Titor came from an alternate Earth. One complete with it's own past, present, and future. One very similar to ours. You can call it a "parallel universe" if you like. This is what he claims if you bother to read what he actually wrote. He only shared with his readers the history of his alternate Earth. I would have thought more people would have been familiar with the whole parallel worlds hypothesis. This is what Titor was describing. Not the classic idea of timetravel. Now I have a problem with the whole creation of a sigularity so close to the craft and occupant. Wouldn't that mean death for the occupant? I've seen the funny photos of the gravity field generated bending a laser beam. You have any idea how powerful the gravity fieild would be? Einstein observed a slight bend in the path of light near the sun. What they show in Titor's photos was much more than a slight bending. It means the presence of a gravity source MUCH stronger than that of the sun. If this were the case it result in less than favorable consequences for the planet as a whole. Get real.
    36. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dream on. A few snipers aren't going to win any war. In the meantime, a few minutes after you try your little stunt, your family and neighbors are going to be shreds of meat in a smoking crater. Remember that unlike Vietnam, Iraq, etc., a hypothetical totalitarian government that deserves an uprising won't have an army that tries to look like "good guys" on cable news shows. They'll scorched-earth your ass into oblivion, along with your entire neighborhood.

    37. Re:Please, for the love of God... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      And when they drop a missile on your house or that tank blows up your house from quite some distance?

      You die. The next guy learns not to fight from his house. If a news camera is nearby some walks off with all weapons then gets the cameras to look at the dead women and children.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    38. Re:Please, for the love of God... by norman619 · · Score: 1
      Except for the fact that time travel would basically prove 90% of the laws of physics wrong, including a couple big ones, like conservation of energy, relativity, and most applications of super string theory. Flight and spaceflight actually proved mainstream scientists right. Multi dimensional tunneling might be a possibility, though visiting any other dimension would probably kill you instantly by compressing your entire body into a microscopic speck, or instantly tear it apart.
      And your point is....? I suspect much of what we THINK we know about the nature of our physical universe will be rewritten if not tossed out for better more factually based observations in the future. Which is why you gotta love science. Much of what we "know" is theory. We lack the technology and/or financial backing to test most of them. As a result we accept math proofs as evidence. Proofs that are very likely flawed. We don't know enough about most things to know all the variables involved. Take the weather. It's an amazingly complex system. One so complex that we are unable to predict the weather for more than maybe a day into the future. The average Joe seems to think we know what is and isn't possible. Much like the cavemen most likely felt way back. "We will be able to fly like great birds of prey? Little animals too small for me to see are what make us sick? That's crazy talk!!!"
    39. Re:Please, for the love of God... by norman619 · · Score: 1
      According to the John Titor wiki page, to which I was refering, he used some sort of machine, images are posted on that page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
      And your point is.....?
    40. Re:Please, for the love of God... by norman619 · · Score: 1
      according to his explaination any differences between what he said would happen, and reality could be because we are now on a different worldline ;) like another dimension the things i think are stupid about his story is he claimed that every jump had a 50% chance of destroying you ;) so why would you make 2 extra jumps for fun? thats like .. retarded also even if he was successful theres no way to know if he would be jumping back to a worldline that even needed the computer, theres no way to get back to the worldline you left from.. therefore.. its retarded ;) its like sliders ;)
      Ummm.... no.... Read his story again. :-) He said the more this timeline moved away form his the chances of him getting back to his own timeline would go down. The whole danger thing wouldn't keep me from giving it a go. :-) There are plenty of people willing to take them odds. The casinos are full of them.
    41. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      I've seen better plotlines in Star Trek episodes.

      I presume you're not talking about 'Enterprise'.

    42. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, John Titor's a /.er?

    43. Re:Please, for the love of God... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      And when they drop a missile on your house or that tank blows up your house from quite some distance?

      Look, you're an idiot. A comparatively barely-armed populace, even armed with the weight of numbers, cannot fight an open war against a trained and equipped military force. However, history has shown us over and over and OVER again that it is possible to fight a guerilla war against the same type of foe, and actually be successful. I can tell you're an idiot because you assume I would do some completely stupid shit; you assume it because it's the limit of your own imagination, because you do not have the neurons to rub together to figure out that yes, that would be a good way to get your home blown up, so you don't try to use one of those little tinder and sticks dwellings that we almost all live in today as a base of operations.

      The simple fact is that any gun can kill people; the benefit of having some different kind of gun is that you can get better range, accuracy, ammo, what have you. But it's not like the troops will be out there firing off AP rounds, those are expensive and hard to come by. We'll all be throwing similar bullets and if the people actually mobilize in masses then yes, there is actually a chance of winning if the conflict is government v. everyone-else.

      However, a civil war is more likely to be between big portions of the nation, and whatever chunks of the military they can co-opt.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    44. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, today's military forces continue to perfect little toys like acoustic sensor networks that can pinpoint snipers in real time and take them out before they've had a chance to take one step away from their position. In the battlefield of the near future, your Wal*Mart weapons are going to be a danger to nobody but yourself.

    45. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Lucky for us then this would be a civil war instead of a real war and unlike our earlier one which was more of a war between the States with defined boundaries.

      As I am sure others will point out, ownership of everything up to machine guns is legal in most of the States although for the later considerable civilian licensing is involved. Given the targets, hunting weapons are more then adequate and probably preferred.

      I would still prefer that U.S. versus Miller was defendable one way or the other since the lack of any defense opposition made the govenment's weak case possible and had the result of producing bad law which we continue to pay for.

    46. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Indeed, Iraq has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that an enemy armed with inferior weaponry cannot touch the US army.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    47. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Surt · · Score: 1

      He said Star Trek. Enterprise takes place in an alternate universe, so it really can't be considered canonical trek.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    48. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Slithe · · Score: 1

      Jee, I sure hope the guerilla's don't use jamming devices!

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    49. Re:Please, for the love of God... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Very convenient.

    50. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually you would have to be in the rocket when it left earth to "travel" into the future. as the ship approaches the speed of light, time slows down drastically compared to earths. you step back through the wormhole and although you only percieved about a month maybe it would be hundreds of years on earth. this isnt really time travel i dont think in the general sense, its more akin to freezing yourself for 1000 years, and being thawed in the future. anyway the last thing i heard about actually traveling backward in time had to do with some kind of alleged matter transporter some physicist was working on, utilizing an array of lasers, the theory was that after the machine was working properly he could send a subatomic particle through the rift and into the past when the machine was first turned on. how it works i have no idea, but im sure ull find something from google.

    51. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also for that to work, you would need electromagnets powerfull enough to bend time, and i think the last estimate, was that they would have to be the size of the moon or something and the energy required would be equivelent to the entire milky way or something. they would have to be shaped like two donuts, pressed right up next to each other, one in space somewhere, and the other attached to the rocket ship, then you would need an engine powerfull enough to separate one electromagnetic donut from the other, and also propell the thing outwards at close to the speed of sound, and then you would need to survive the trip. it seems to me it wouldnt be a trip, it would just be like jumping through a hoop, however you would most likely be torn into pieces in the process, becuase of the enormous magnetic field.

    52. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Iraqi insurgents' weapons may be "inferior", but the IEDs, RPGs and so forth they use are still vastly more potent than the handguns and hunting rifles that you can legally buy in the USA. Moreover, the current Iraq situation is not a real war, it's a TV reality show. The total US casualties over three years don't even match the carnage of a single bad morning from WWI. Your "gun rights" are still totally militarily insignificant.

    53. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhh by speed of sound, i meant light, and ill shut up now

    54. Re:Please, for the love of God... by mibus · · Score: 1

      However, a civil war is more likely to be between big portions of the nation, and whatever chunks of the military they can co-opt.

      Yes - a very large number of people miss that point. If there's a civil war, some of the military is going to defect, and probably bring along alot of training, knowledge, experience, and hopefully very expensive weapons.

      It's not "the people" vs "the army". It's just people-vs-people.

    55. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      The black holes that would be generated by this thing would have event horizions less than the radius of an atom.

      Please people, grow a brain.

      ~X~

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    56. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Way off topic but an excellent point nonetheless. Regular military troops will be useless in supressing any sizable insurrection in a country like the United States. Trying to force kids to shoot at their own families is a guaranteed way to loose control over your troops. Using heavily indoctrinated 'elite' units will allow the government to do lots of assassinations and exert some terror-based control over the population, but this is a psychological strategy that will need to succeed quickly or not at all.

      Essentially, the government will have to depend upon the civilian police forces as their primary combatants against an anti-government insurrection. Civilian police are already comfortable with the idea of shooting their neighbors and other fellow contrymen. Furthermore, their job is to represent the authority of the state against its own population, while the military's job is to defend the nation from foreign threats. This tends to have an impact upon the point of view of those who are expected to pull the triggers.

      Don't think that this point has been lost on the powers-that-be, however. The "War on drugs" was the pretext to radically expand the size of civilian police forces in the United States. In most US communities, the growth of the local police departments has far outpaced the population growth over the last two or three decades. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to check one's own town or city and report back. The towns where I have lived in the US have experienced 100% to 200% or more growth in their police departments per decade. All of this just to catch a dope smoker or two?

      Anyway, good point. Most of the government ending up on one side of a civil war does not imply that the other side will have to go into battle against the military.

    57. Re:Please, for the love of God... by mibus · · Score: 1

      Essentially, the government will have to depend upon the civilian police forces as their primary combatants against an anti-government insurrection.

      Wow, that actually raises an even better point that should have been totally obvious, but I missed. Not all state governments are necessarily going to get on the bandwagon if the Federal government actually gets directly nasty, leaving state-level enforcement able to defend the state against the federal government.

      (Assuming it's the federal government turning in on its people)

    58. Re:Please, for the love of God... by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Oh really? And we won the war in Iraq too, right?

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    59. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's legal to own .50 caliber rifles in most places, so you can actually get a gun big enough to stop a tank or other armored vehicle

      Uhh, a .50 caliber round will not stop a tank (or any other armored vehicle). At best they work against minimally armored vehicles like trucks.

      During the war, there were a lot of videos of Fedeyeen that learned this the hard way when they went up against an Abrams tank with a .50 cal on a pickup truck. Apparently they copied the "technicals" that the Somali warlords used sucessfully against American forces, but they didn't seem to pick up that there wasn't American heavy armor in Somalia.

    60. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
      (And no, John Titor is not a real time traveler.)

      No, he's not. However, the reason why some people seem to believe is that a) he's not easily dismissed as a troll, b) he was too well-researched and well-prepared to be a small-time hoax and c) he was too limited to be a big-time hoax.

      I think of the character of John Titor as a piece of performance art. It was an attempt to make some commentary on our society and human nature through the eyes of a detached observer. The thing I find the most amusing is that the audience on the forum where John Titor appeared often behaved in exactly the sorts of stereotypical manner that sums up his looking-from-the-future view of our era. One of my favourites is his reply when someone inevitably asked for tips on the stock market:

      Are "stock tips" really the first thing you want to know about in the future? As a representative of your time period, do you realize what that says about you? You should probably know that this time is not remembered for its selflessness, charity or ability to work together.

      Ain't that the truth.

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    61. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a clue for you: the Iraqis are using weapons that aren't legal to buy in the USA.

    62. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      On November 3rd, 2004, civil war was narrowly averted when Kerry supporters realized that only 0.03% of them owned a gun.

      But us liberals use drugs, sex, and sin instead as a weapon :-)

    63. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Dabido · · Score: 1

      I don't see why John Titor couldn't have considering Stewie Griffin did it, and Doc Brown, and The Stainless Steel Rat ... and don't try to convince me that they're not real people either! [Not to mention 'The Time Traveller' from HG Well's 'The Time Machine']

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    64. Re:Please, for the love of God... by E++99 · · Score: 1
      In the 1860s, the Democrats were the conservatives and the Republicans were the "liberals."

      How do you figure? Then as now, Democrats viewed Republicans as religious nuts who should mind their own business and let other people do as they please, and Republicans thought they had a God-given duty to protect the fundamental rights of others. Democrats then claimed that the Constitution said that blacks didn't count as people; now they say that the Constitution says that babies still in the birth canal don't count as people. I don't know which one you want to call "conservative" or "liberal" but it seems it should be consistent. By today's usage, it's true that Republicans back then weren't "conservatives" they were "neo-conservatives". Also, Teddy Roosevelt was the opposite of "progressive" (i.e. socialist). If he had been a progressive, he wouldn't have broken up monopolies, he would have taken government control of them. What he did was to fight for free markets, not redistribute of wealth.
    65. Re:Please, for the love of God... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      A "conservative" is someone who is interested in maintaining the status quo.

      A "liberal" is someone who would like to change the status quo.

      "progressive" is just another term for "liberal".

      "neo-conservative" is just another term for "totalitarian".

      You can be a Democrat or a Republican and still fall within any or all of the above categories depending on the subject at hand.

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    66. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      Here's a clue for you: the Iraqis are using weapons that aren't legal to buy in the USA.
      You know, I think it's illegal to buy RPGs and AK47 assault rifles in Irak as well.

      (there's probably something to learn about the way a civil war works there.. hint hint)
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    67. Re:Please, for the love of God... by rpbird · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please don't confuse the historical meaning of the word "Progressive" with its contemporary political usage. The term has a fairly exact historical meaning and describes a specific political and social movement in American politics. Political reform, the conservation movement, the protection of consumers, and the restraint of corporate power were the central elements of the Progressive Movement. TR was a progressive. He proposed or supported legislation in each of these areas. There's no getting around it. Any serious American historian will tell you that both political parties during this era (from the end of the Civil War to World War I) had their progressive wings. The first post in this thread got it right.

      You made two mistakes. First, you want to impose your own ideas onto the past, rather than understand the past. Second, you wish to overly simplify the past. Believe me, the Progressive Era (or the first century AD, or medieval Europe) was just as complicated, the politics just as confusing, as it is today. Humans are complicated creatures, no matter where or when you find them. The progressives were united by their common desire to see reform and fairness in American life. How this might be accomplished ran the entire spectrum, from more conservative individuals who only wanted to tinker around at the edges, to those who wanted to overthrow the entire system. Nothing in human history is simple enough to fit inside your black and white world view. Maybe you should add a little color to your thoughts.

    68. Re:Please, for the love of God... by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      //I'm sure there are many slashdot readers (judging from the kind of posts I see here) who believe we are currently in a nascent "civil war"//

      Oh, but they are right!

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    69. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... thankfully rebels can't just make their own IEDs.

    70. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the whole point. This thread started by someone asserting that owners of legal guns in the USA would somehow be better at fighting a war than non-gun owners. In actuality, if a war happened, they would toss those toys and start gathering real weapons, just like they've done in Iraq.

    71. Re:Please, for the love of God... by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      It's awfully hard to conclusively call him a hoax. Which at least makes him interesting.

      The question is - how hard is it for anyone to make similar claims which are hard to disprove? If it's not hard at all, I'd say it makes it much less interesting.
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    72. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And when they drop a missile on your house or that tank blows up your house from quite some distance?

      Yeah, look how well that works in Iraq. Blow 'em all up with cruise missiles, we got twenty million of 'em, right?

    73. Re:Please, for the love of God... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      While I don't agree that "progressive" is necessarily "another term for 'liberal,'" and certainly don't agree that "'neo-conservative' is just another term for 'totalitarian'," it is interesting that many of the neo-conservative theorists of today were Trotskyites in the earlier part of their political lives.

    74. Re:Please, for the love of God... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      And we won the war in Iraq too, right?

      Sure, just like we won the war in Vietnam.

      I know some people who believe that the US won in Vietnam. We left behind a peaceful, democratic country, didn't we? The Vietnamese are now our friends now, aren't they? (Funny thing is that this essentially correct. Americans visiting Vietnam report a rather open, friendly country.)

      I also know people who believe the Bush crowd's take on Iraq. We've won, except for a handful of remaining terrorists that we'll mop up Any Day Now. They'll probably still believe that long after US troops have left, regardless of why they left.

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    75. Re:Please, for the love of God... by Maximilio · · Score: 1
      John Titor, conclusively, was a hoax.

      That was not at all difficult. And I've encountered his story before, and after about 10 seconds it becomes very uninteresting. About as interesting as Nostrodamus, who is only interesting if you're really ignorant and gullible.

    76. Re:Please, for the love of God... by namco · · Score: 1

      It's quite impressive how many people actually believe this tripe, though.

      Its also quite impressive to find that many people were asking questions about his timeline, without realising that his 2036 would be far different from our 2036. He also mentioned that he travelled with a divergence of 1 or 2%. Now imagine two lines A and B, in an angle of, say 2 degrees, and the origin of that angle is the point that he chose to travel to (like the year 2000 he was allegedly on). John Titor's worldline is B and ours is A. The points he talks about in the future from that point refer to line B. If John Titor stayed in this worldline he would find that, as the years went by, the differences between his timeline and ours would go from being extreemely subtle to very different. This is due to the 2% divergence in worldlines as represented by a 2 degree angle with the year 2000 at point of origin.

      So his "tripe" as it were, from our point of view, is exactly that!

  2. Ack! by ultramk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

    It's already begun!

    m-

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    1. Re:Ack! by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      It is true that it has already begun, but we can still limit our (potential) exposure. The problem is that if Hawking radiation doesn't exist (which it probably does), or if it breaks down for ectreemly small black holes, then the black holes generated at CERN that do not have escape velocity would move at non-relativistic speeds through the earth, this would be the first time this is happening. (all the cosmic ones would travel at almost exactly speed=c potentially causing an infinitesimal cross section to go exponentially closer to zero).

      They could probably do that for quite a while (again, given the slim chance that the exist) without reacting and without detection. But, then one day one could react with an iron nucleus and then the next one over... The probability of these reactions would be proportional to the number in the earth's mantle.

      I guess, if CERN offered a good chance at eternal life, then you can balance one slim possibility with infinite payoff against one with -infinite payoff, but I don't think this is the case.

    2. Re:Ack! by Fordiman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Low-mass black holes should, theoretically have sub-fennoscopic event horizons.

      So?

      Well, the event-sphere is actually small enough to fit between two atoms and not even touch their electrons. If the black-hole passed through the earth, it would come out the other side with about half velocity and about twice its original mass. And that's only if Hawking radiation is fallacious. If it's not, then the black hole will only have an event horizon until the decrease in mass causes its schwartzchild radius to drop below its volumetric radius - at which point, it's not a black hole anymore, it's just shitlessly dense regula-ass matter.

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    3. Re:Ack! by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      Can you clarify something. While I realize that the event horizon is small enough that it should react with probability near zero, I'm not sure where you would ge the double mass with probability one, or even E(mass|pass) = 2 E(mass|pre-pass).

      And why would it stop being a singularity?

    4. Re:Ack! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Well, the mass accrued depends on its velocity, but, worst case scenario, it turns into a full-on macroscopic black hole well after the sun explodes.

      Hawking radiation is what causes the evaporation of a black hole. At some point, the lowered density brings the schwartzchild radius below the radius of the object, and it, at that point, is no longer a black hole.

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    5. Re:Ack! by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Again, I'm not sure how you get this, "Well, the mass accrued depends on its velocity, but, worst case scenario, it turns into a full-on macroscopic black hole well after the sun explodes." or how this process works, "At some point, the lowered density brings the schwartzchild radius below the radius of the object, and it, at that point, is no longer a black hole." Do you have a write up of this that you can point me to?

    6. Re:Ack! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      'Again, I'm not sure how you get this, "Well, the mass accrued depends on its velocity, but, worst case scenario, it turns into a full-on macroscopic black hole well after the sun explodes." or how this process works, "At some point, the lowered density brings the schwartzchild radius below the radius of the object, and it, at that point, is no longer a black hole." Do you have a write up of this that you can point me to?'

      No.

      And I'm not going to bother doing a full write up of basic classical physics or QED just so you can grasp the obvious. There's a limit to the amount of work that goes into educating slashdotters, and part of that limit is when they should start looking on Wikipedia.

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    7. Re:Ack! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Ok, this is annoying me, so I'll explain it basically.

      A black hole is an object which is smaller than the sphere defined by its schwartzchild radius (the radius at which escape velocity is greater than light speed). The prevailing theory is that black holes evaporate.

      The mechanism by which this works involves the continual creation and destruction of virtual particle pairs. At a certain radius of the black hole, a virtual particle pair is created. The antimatter particle is more attracted to the black hole than the particle, and falls in. Its mate becomes real, and registers as hawking radiation outside the black hole. Slowly, as mass is evaporated from the black hole, its schwartzchild radius becomes smaller (because its mass decreases, it has less and less gravity). When the sphere defined by its schwartzchild radius becomes smaller than the object, that object is, by definition, no longer a black hole.

      Now, the first point. This is assuming that hawking radiation is not real.

      We're talking about a black hole that has less mass than a proton. As such, its schwartzchild radius must be smaller than the radius of a proton. What happens when it hits the nucleus of an atom?

      Well, charge is preserved, and mass is preserved, so even if the entire nucleus is consumed, we just have a slightly heavy atom with somewhat odd behavior. It can't eat other atoms, for much the same reason that fusion doesn't occur in normal circumstances: eletrical forces prevent it (the hole is still held in place by its electron shell).

      Meanwhile, the faster it moves, the more likely it is to slam into another atom (we're still talking a very low chance per second). Since there's very little actual cross section, but still an event horizon (which is smaller than the cross section it would have if it had a normal cross section), the other atom may get drawn in (and the electron cloud gets combined). So, ten or twenty occruences of this unlikely event, and you have a black hole equivalent to, say, a uranium atom, but that still behaves like its stable (gravity > weak force; the atom is nonradioactive, in the classical sense), and has a schwartzchild cross-section equivalent to the cross-section of an electron (I'm probably wrong here. I know that my schwartzchild radius, based on my mass, is subatomic in size).

      Eventually, if the black atom is moving at, say, just under earth's escape velocity, yes, you could end up with a world-eater. But considering the amount of empty space between atoms, and the liklihood of smacking a black atom into one under normal circumstances, it'll take a very very large number of years. I'd do the statistical math (get the percent average volumetric density of normal matter, get the volume of a cylinder with radius==schwartzchild and length==earth escape*1sec, derive to 0-length and determine the percent chance per instant that the black atom will capture another atom. Use that to extrapolate how long it would take to get the schwartzchild radius to extend past the second electron shell (for carbon, as that's probably the atom most people would regret losing). That number is the danger zone - i.e., that's when our black atom can start eating other atoms without having to bust through their electron clouds first. At that point, the black atom is a potential worry.), but I'm really not that worried about it.

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    8. Re:Ack! by Copid · · Score: 1
      . . .shitlessly dense regula-ass matter. . .
      I wish lectures in my college physics classes had used easy to grasp terms like this.
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    9. Re:Ack! by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      Sorry, I must not have been communicating clearly. I understand all the physics (I worked as a physicist for several years) and I know that it's most likely (by a huge fraction) that Hawking radiation exists. All I was trying to point out is exactly the scenario you clearly described above is a possible course, and I'm not sure that people understand that we're "all in" to use a "sports" analogy.

      However, I'm not sure why you think the atom with a black hole nucleus wouldn't have the electrons fall in. Tunneling alone would allow for it, but all the s orbitals have positive probability of being in any finite space near the nucleus. The question is, can you empty the s-orbitals fast enough, or does it just stay mildly ionized all the time.

      you also have to realize that the black hole would start with approx escape velocity, so the atom would have that after the "reaction." it would probably ionize and slow down, but how many electorns get pulled off in that?

      It's just a shadow of a doubt.

    10. Re:Ack! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      It all really depends on how heavy the black holes created end up being. I mean, to even get an event horizon with a radius defining a sphere the size of a proton, you'd need a mass something on the order of 10^13 kilograms (I did the math yesterday, but I kinda tossed it. I think it was 1 and change.) I think that falls well outside the range of what CERN's doing.

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  3. OMG Crazy People by joshetc · · Score: 1

    I can't believe people are scared of being sucked into nothingness. What the fuck is wrong with them? Its just a black hole!!!!1

    [/sarcasm]

    1. Re:OMG Crazy People by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Not that I advocate the destruction of the world as we know it, but only people who have something to fear in the afterlife have any reason to fear being instantly compressed into a virtual nothingness.

      Of course, if it wasn't instantaneous, then I guess it could hurt a lot. I dunno. Not a big physics guy, personally.

    2. Re:OMG Crazy People by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny
      I can't believe people are scared of being sucked into nothingness.

      Exactly. And here's me thinking all the negative strangelets just hung out on MySpace.

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  4. Calling Dr. Freeman by CerebusUS · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as Gordon Freeman is there to watch over the experiment, I think we'll all be okay. Maybe.

    I hear the Vortigaunts are our allies.

    1. Re:Calling Dr. Freeman by teslar · · Score: 1

      Well, as long as he gets the correct sample, everything should be just peachy.

    2. Re:Calling Dr. Freeman by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

      With all our luck, Gordon Frohman will order 10000 miniature black holes...

    3. Re:Calling Dr. Freeman by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      As long as we can avoid a resonance cascade, we should be ok.

    4. Re:Calling Dr. Freeman by l0b0 · · Score: 1

      Been there 2.5 years now, and I've never seen anyone wielding a crowbar. But the restaurant personnel there could probably kill Vortigaunts with their "Chef's surprise".

  5. Creating them is a problem by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    The worry then was that "negative strangelets" could gobble up the world.

    You see, the problem is that we could all get sucked off before we know what's going on.

    1. Re:Creating them is a problem by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

      You see, the problem is that we could all get sucked off before we know what's going on.

      I meant sucked in.

    2. Re:Creating them is a problem by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      Well, only if she's cheap and doesn't have any diseases.

    3. Re:Creating them is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      False.

      A black hole cannot just "suck in" whatever it wants, the matter and energy in question must physically come in contact with the boundary of the body to begin with. Note that no object in the immediate vicinity of a newly formed black hole has its orbit disturbed in any significant way. The gravity of a black hole to anything standing outside its bounds is not particularly fascinating - they do not behave like a drain, contrary to the way they're usually drawn.

      The holes being created (IF they even get created) would be so incredibly tiny that they would immediately be attracted to the core of the planet, happily flying right in between molecules and even atoms, only occasionally colliding with them and obtaining their mass.

      If, by chance, they are wrong about the decay and one escapes, it could take much longer than you or I need to worry about it until it becomes massive enough (density != mass!) to destroy the planet.

      Of course, while we're speculating on silly doomsday scenarios, it could also randomly collide fast enough to grow at an exponential rate and destroy us all nearly instantaneously.

      That's not too likely either though.

    4. Re:Creating them is a problem by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 4, Funny

      We know what you meant. Pervert.

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    5. Re:Creating them is a problem by merreborn · · Score: 1

      You see, the problem is that we could all get sucked off before we know what's going on.

      That would be whorible.

    6. Re:Creating them is a problem by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      I prefer the confusion of getting sucked off before I know what's going on.

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    7. Re:Creating them is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paging Dr. Freud...
      Paging Dr. Freud...

    8. Re:Creating them is a problem by bibendum59 · · Score: 1

      Think of who your readers are. It just proves we have nothing to fear.

    9. Re:Creating them is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not limited to black hole's. It can also be cauded by black ho's.

    10. Re:Creating them is a problem by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      But collisions like this happen in nature all the time. And I don't see too many black holes around. So I think we are good.

    11. Re:Creating them is a problem by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Funny
      I prefer the confusion of getting sucked off before I know what's going on.
      Trust me, the last thing you want is to be sucked off by a black hole.
    12. Re:Creating them is a problem by misterhypno · · Score: 1

      Too late.

      That happened in BOTH of the last two Presidential elections!

      Lee Darrow
      Chicago, IL

    13. Re:Creating them is a problem by Rei · · Score: 1

      What do you think will happen, should it end up sucked into the Earth, if Hawking Radiation doesn't occur? Just sit down there? Form a nice hollow cavity that nothing passes into? Quite the contrary, it will oscillate across the depths. Even worse, pressure is such that any "cavity" would be almost instantly filled. It's not just going to sit in the space between molecules, either, as everything is constantly moving (heat).

      Of course, there's nothing to worry about, or collisions from cosmic rays would have killed us long before now.

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    14. Re:Creating them is a problem by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Why, I don't see what could be wrong with having an infinitely penis. :')

    15. Re:Creating them is a problem by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Count me in! Been looking for a black hole to suck me off lately.

    16. Re:Creating them is a problem by Woy · · Score: 1
      You see, the problem is that we could all get sucked off before we know what's going on.

      You must be new here...

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    17. Re:Creating them is a problem by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      So....creating Black Holes on Earth is bad???? Am I understanding this correctly???

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    18. Re:Creating them is a problem by noigmn · · Score: 1

      What would the mass of these black holes be? And how the hell could they suck anything in? To make gravity actually have an effect on surrounding objects they would need to be throwing a large proportion of the Earth into CERN to make them, which i doubt they are doing. So unfortunately no sucking i'd think. Sorry for those who thought CERN was creating a new kind of sex machine.

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    19. Re:Creating them is a problem by cbacba · · Score: 1

      Assuming black holes exist, which is merely an assumption, and assuming that GR theory is correct, which is another assumption, then maybe micoscopic black holes exist. However going by GR, one must delve into the reality of the fact that time stops at the schwartzchild raduis according to the distance observer. In essence, that implies in the formation of such things that they never quite form during the lifetime of the universe. That's not that big a problem with large massive critters as they are still big and massive. Of course there are alternatives to such things, such as MECO, which is a mutually exclusive critter - only MECO or black holes can exist in the universe. Then again - maybe our universe is the innards of a black hole - as it seems that the schwartzchild radius for an object the assumed mass of the universe would be around 13.7 billion lightyears. Ooops

    20. Re:Creating them is a problem by sejinh · · Score: 1

      But you'd never be able to get it out and use it. :P

  6. The world didn't end last time... by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems to me that the only real problem with blowing this sort of thing off by saying "this is just like last time when we tried something that had a small chance of destroying the world and it worked out okay then" is that you really only have to be wrong once.

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    1. Re:The world didn't end last time... by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think microscopic black holes couldn't eat up the earth due to the three stooges problem. They are so small that only an atom at a time can get in, but the gravity is strong enough to try to suck in more, so all the atoms get bunched up around the event horizon like the three stooges all trying to get through a door at the same time. Problem nullified. Whoop hoop oop! Nyuck nyuck, why I oughta!

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    2. Re:The world didn't end last time... by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      Except it would be more like....

      "Oh shit!"

    3. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you misunderstand the nature of the disagreement. The problem is not that scientists agree the experiment will have a 0.1% chance of gobbling up the earth ("OK, boys, cross your fingers!"). It's that people that do not understand what the scientists are doing are spreading FUD. "Black holes gobble up stars! Surely we are at risk!"

      Of course, no one can say with absolute certainty how things will work, but when you flip on your light switch, it's generally reasonable to assume that it's not going to cause your light bulb to vaporize your city. It's perfectly possible that our knowledge of physics is inadequate to the point where it couldn't have foreseen this, but we understand things well enough to know that this isn't likely to happen, and, indeed, it is happening naturally all the time. You can't hypothesize a risk that you do not understand and go on to tell people that they can't flip on any more lights.

    4. Re:The world didn't end last time... by 2short · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember that last time, and I think a friend of mine summed it up best:

      "Scientists constructing a device that could potentially destroy the earth? Don't we have super-heroes to deal with this sort of thing?"

    5. Re:The world didn't end last time... by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think I buy that reasoning. That's like saying that a {particle beam, laser} won't work because the hole at the end of the tube is only big enough for one {atom, photon}.

      Except it's worse than that. As soon as things shift around a little so that a single atom goes in, the event horizon is now slightly larger. Repeat ad infinitum. All it takes is an occasional atom getting through.

      A microscopic black hole either dissipates or it doesn't. If it does, great. If it doesn't, we have a problem. It may take millennia to become a serious problem, but....

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    6. Re:The world didn't end last time... by dgatwood · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Just to clarify, I don't think there's much chance at all that such a tiny black hole would be able to gather enough mass quickly enough to create such a chain reaction. I'd imagine the initial mass needed for such a reaction to be sustainable is probably much larger than we would ever be able to create on Earth. That said, -if- it were the case that it does not dissipate, then there's a potential problem.

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    7. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we should be more worried about these particles?
      For those too lazy to click on the link, as to why the Super-Kamiokande neutrino detector was badly damaged:
      Nah. They just detected a 50kg "Bastardino". These hardly ever interact with matter, but when they do you want to get out of the f**king way. Creating a sensitive and expensive instrument to detect such exotic particles is just asking for trouble in my opinion ;)
      Just an irrational and uneducated guess.

    8. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Skyshadow · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think microscopic black holes couldn't eat up the earth due to the three stooges problem. They are so small that only an atom at a time can get in, but the gravity is strong enough to try to suck in more, so all the atoms get bunched up around the event horizon like the three stooges all trying to get through a door at the same time.

      Fortunately, I don't have a sense of humor. This allows me to point out that, in theory anyhow (I've never seen one in person), all black holes are the same size. Their mass may vary, their size does not.

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    9. Re:The world didn't end last time... by IAmTheDave · · Score: 2, Funny
      -if- it were the case that it does not dissipate, then there's a potential problem.

      You sound like Einstein - "um, i don't THINK the a-bomb will create a chain reaction of splitting atoms that will destroy the universe as we know it... but... just in case you might wanna get you some of that AFLAK insurance."

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    10. Re:The world didn't end last time... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > A microscopic black hole either dissipates or it doesn't. If it does, great.
      > If it doesn't, we have a problem. It may take millennia to become a serious
      > problem, but....

      Make that billennia. The holes they are talking about are so small that they would pass right through atoms without doing more than sometimes picking off a subatomic particle or two.

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    11. Re:The world didn't end last time... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      all black holes are the same size

      Isn't the "size" of a black hole the size of its event horizon? IANAP, but don't more massive black holes have larger event horizons?

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    12. Re:The world didn't end last time... by spun · · Score: 1

      The size of the event horizon does vary in size, though, and that's what matters. From further reading, I take it the holes they are talking about are so small, they can pass right through atoms without doing a thing except for possibly sucking in a subatomic particle or two.

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    13. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Livius · · Score: 1

      Since cosmic rays produce these events naturally without destroying the Earth, we can feel pretty safe. But when the obliteration of human civilization is at issue, somehow the concerns don't seem so frivolous. (But you would think this would have been already covered in an environmental impact assessment or something.)

    14. Re:The world didn't end last time... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You sir, are the black hole of jokes.

    15. Re:The world didn't end last time... by grim4593 · · Score: 2

      I like that idea. If we throw a mini-blackhole near some atoms of lead and the blackhole starts eating protons... Then we can use blackhole alchemy to remove 3 protons from lead and turn it into gold!

    16. Re:The world didn't end last time... by MECC · · Score: 1

      "possibly sucking in a subatomic particle or two"

      Wouldn't that change the atom in question into a different element? Possibly in a measurable way - or is that the Hawking radiation of which they speak?

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    17. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "The size of the event horizon does vary in size,"

      Run that by me one more time?

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    18. Re:The world didn't end last time... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      Make that billennia.

      That may be, but when the time came, we'd say good bye to all of this, and hello to Billennia Newton John.

    19. Re:The world didn't end last time... by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

      Course, it'd suck pretty bad if your atoms were the ones bunched up around the event horizon. Sting a little more than a poke in the eye by Moe I imagine.

    20. Re:The world didn't end last time... by spun · · Score: 1

      Hawking radiation is when a black hole sucks in a virtual particle, not a real one. You know that vacuum is a seething cauldron of vritual particles, right? A pair of them forms, moves apart, back together and annihilates into nothingness again. This is what causes the Casimir Effect, the very thign that causes (for instance) gecko's feet to stick to things. But if one of those particles happens to get eaten by a black hole before it can rejoin its partner, the partner becomes real. The eaten particle has negative mass, decreasing the mass of the black hole, and so it appears as if the black hole lost mass by ejecting a particle.

      I am not an astrophysicist, just an interested amateur, so don't take my word as any kind of gospel on the subject, but I believe your first guess is right, it would alter the atom in question, probably in a very measurable way.

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    21. Re:The world didn't end last time... by MORB · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So what?

      If it doesn't destroy the world, scientific knowledge advances.
      If it does, no onw will be around anymore to worry about it.

    22. Re:The world didn't end last time... by spun · · Score: 1

      I should add, I can't really take credit for this idea. The three stooges comes from The Simpsons, where the doctor is explaining to Mr. Burns why he isn't dead even though he has every disease known to man, plus a few new ones present only in him. The diseases all try to get him at once and bunch up like the three stooges going through a door.

      The atoms bunching up around the event horizon thing was from a science fiction book, but I can't remember the name or who wrote it. I just remember there was a tiny black hole found on the earth, encased in a hard shell of compacted matter.

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    23. Re:The world didn't end last time... by spun · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's what I heard from the department of redundancy department.

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    24. Re:The world didn't end last time... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Wouldn't that change the atom in question into a different element?

      It might.

      > Possibly in a measurable way

      It would take a lot of these holes in one place to produce a noticeable effect, and how are you going to keep them in one place?

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    25. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cosmic rays with much greater energy have been colliding with, well, everything since, well, forever. and we're still here.

    26. Re:The world didn't end last time... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      You imagine wrong. One of these black holes passing through you would be imperceptible.

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    27. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      "something that had a small chance of destroying the world"

      It doesn't. Not enough mass. To destroy the earth, you'd need at least a kilotonne's mass sqwooged into the space of a flea's left gonad. Then you'd still have to wait about five years before it was massive enough to cause a noticable effect on the earth itself.

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    28. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They assume any black hole created would continue orbiting with the earth.
      Me thinks once a black hole is created it will stay where it was created.
      Henceforth they would assume the black holes they create dissipate when
      in reality not.

    29. Re:The world didn't end last time... by ribuck · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Billennia Neutron Bomb?

    30. Re:The world didn't end last time... by bigtimepie · · Score: 1

      But in the interim we could just go back in time to stop the black hole from every being created.

    31. Re:The world didn't end last time... by I_Love_Pocky! · · Score: 1

      Umm... no. You should read up on reference frames. There is no such thing as "staying where it was created." Furthermore, why wouldn't it "continue orbiting with the earth?" Black holes obey the laws of gravity just like everything else with mass.

    32. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A black hole eating up the Earth appears in the Hyperion series, usually referred to as the "Big Mistake of '08".

      Curiously, the LHC is going to come online in 2007. Hope that's just coincidence.

    33. Re:The world didn't end last time... by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Gecko's feet are the van-der-waals forces.. a different thing, unless I'm mistaken.

    34. Re:The world didn't end last time... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      But the answer is almost always the same:
      If this could have destroyed the world, then the world wouldn't be here now, because it would already have happened. Just not where we could watch it.

      Remember that the occasional cosmic ray has "super high" velocity. They aren't frequent, but they exist, and something that would destroy the world doesn't require frequent.

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    35. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Woy · · Score: 1

      No worries, if the black hole becomes a problem we'll just ship it to the Sun.

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    36. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Well, the big mistake turns out to have been faked to get the humans to migrate of Old Earth. It didn't really happen.

    37. Re:The world didn't end last time... by svkal · · Score: 1

      Er, I really hope that was a joke or some kind of philosophical statement not meant to be taken literally, but it's modded at +5 Insightful so bear with me if I do anyway.

      Do you believe that it's valid to measure the worth of human life solely by whether there's anyone left to mourn its loss?

      Couldn't this policy be used when deciding, say, in a conflict situation, whether to use nuclear weapons? "If they don't answer our attack with their own missiles, we'll have won the conflict. If they do, no one will be around to worry about it!" ("Universal bereavement - an inspiring achievement", as Tom Lehrer puts it.) This being a win-win(or at least win-neutral) situation, every rational nation following our school of thought should make active use of nuclear weapons in every possible situation. Do you see any problems with this scenario?

      (That said, this post isn't meant to imply that the experiments in question are dangerous or irresponsible. I'm not a physicist(neither a professional nor an amateur) and I don't care to pretend that I am, so I won't speculate on that matter at all - though I will observe that the scientific consensus seems to be that they're safe since it's been decided that they should be carried out. Still, as a matter of principle, your implication that scientific achievement is intrinsically more important than the survival of our entire species both scares and puzzles me.)

    38. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, all life and our enjoyment of life is insignificant :P
      Sorry, but you've got to admit, it would be an awful shame to have come so far, and make a blunder like this.

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    39. Re:The world didn't end last time... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      Right, the problem with that argument is cosmic particle with reasonable fraction of 1 J of energy -> black hole within a ppm of the speed of light -> no reaction probability and no chance of slowing down.

      CERN makes some black holes that don't have escape velocity and if the exceedlingly small probability that Hawking radiation doesn't exist, they will stick around.

    40. Re:The world didn't end last time... by jelle · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, why wouldn't it "continue orbiting with the earth?" Black holes obey the laws of gravity just like everything else with mass.

      It will only orbit if created at orbital velocity, for example if the machine making the thing is in geostationary orbit, or on the ISS, or something. If it's made on earth on a fixed location on earth, then it will fall (e.a. try to hit the surface on earth, but fall (eat) right through it).

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    41. Re:The world didn't end last time... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And stay away from public phones too.

      Just to be safe.

    42. Re:The world didn't end last time... by I_Love_Pocky! · · Score: 1

      We are talking about different "orbits" here. The post I was responding to seemed to indicate that for some reason the black hole would stop orbiting the sun "with the earth." I got the impression they were suggesting that there is some kind of fixed reference frame, and if you create a black hole, it will remain fixed in that reference frame, where as earth, the solar system, the rest of the galaxy, etc. will keep on moving leaving the black hole where it was created. I was merely trying to point out that there isn't anything special about a black hole. It will "continue orbiting with the earth" just like anything else with mass. It's a singularity, but it isn't magic.

    43. Re:The world didn't end last time... by MORB · · Score: 1

      That was only half serious. I was at work and a bit pissed off :)

    44. Re:The world didn't end last time... by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      I'm really very confident with this. My quantum iMac (it's a prototype, you know) uses mini-black holes all the time and I never had any p

    45. Re:The world didn't end last time... by cfuse · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that the only real problem with blowing this sort of thing off by saying "this is just like last time when we tried something that had a small chance of destroying the world and it worked out okay then" is that you really only have to be wrong once.

      The fact of the matter is that it is easy to fuck things up, but very difficult to fuck things up so badly that the entire world is destroyed. That would take real skill, I don't worry about it happening by accident.

    46. Re:The world didn't end last time... by spun · · Score: 1
      Yeah, you are right in that geckos use the van-der-waals force, but they are closely related phenomenon. From wikipedia:
      The London-Van der Waals force is related to the Casimir effect for dielectric media, the former the microscopic description of the latter bulk property. First detailed calculations of this were done 1955 by E. M. Lifshitz.
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    47. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Sithgunner · · Score: 1

      but luckily enough we're still here to worry about it...

    48. Re:The world didn't end last time... by jelle · · Score: 1

      We are talking about different "orbits" here. The post I was responding to seemed to indicate that for some reason the black hole would stop orbiting the sun "with the earth."

      I was merely trying to point out that there isn't anything special about a black hole. It will "continue orbiting with the earth" just like anything else with mass. It's a singularity, but it isn't magic.

      oh, ok... In that case I have to agree with you :)

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    49. Re:The world didn't end last time... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      Problem is, eating a single atom doesn't make the event horizon significantly bigger. So yeah, you might get one atom eaten if you're very lucky. But it can't eat two- it will evaporate long before it gets big enough for that. Besides, cosmic rays hit the Earth all the time that are higher energy than this machine can produce. If there really was a significant chain reaction strong enough to turn the Earth into a black hole, it would already have happened long ago.

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    50. Re:The world didn't end last time... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would evaporate before it could even encounter another particle. In fact, even if it did encounter another particle, it couldn't encounter more at a rate faster than it evaporates. Hawking radiation is inversely proportional to mass.

      The distance it would fall before radiating into nothingness is on the order of a proton radius.

    51. Re:The world didn't end last time... by jelle · · Score: 1

      "Actually, it would evaporate before it could even encounter another particle. In fact, even if it did encounter another particle, it couldn't encounter more at a rate faster than it evaporates. Hawking radiation is inversely proportional to mass. The distance it would fall before radiating into nothingness is on the order of a proton radius."

      But isn't that exactly the theory they are trying to prove experimentally here? What I mean is that, if the theory is correct, this experiment will prove it and nothing will be problematic, much rejoice etc etc. If the theory is wrong however, this experiment may show that with some problematic effects...

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    52. Re:The world didn't end last time... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      I didn't want to spoil the series for anyone.

      Besides, it was so well-faked that human observers couldn't tell the difference at the time or afterwards, from the massive quakes rumbling around while the black hole ate the Earth from the inside to the resulting appropriately-massed black hole that the moon orbited. From the point of view of the humans, there was no practical difference.

  7. its one way to go... by russ1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, it beats being hit by a bus....

    Standing at the pearly gates it would be a great converstation starter... "oh yeah? I was killed by a black hole...."

    1. Re:its one way to go... by Wudbaer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but image the length of the queue !

    2. Re:its one way to go... by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 5, Funny

      Make sure you buy your SpeedPass at your local church.

    3. Re:its one way to go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And those of us who believe in reincarnation will be stuck in an infinite loop!

    4. Re:its one way to go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?
      Don't they use multithreading up there?
      Lazy bastards!

    5. Re:its one way to go... by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, but image the length of the queue !"

      I tried, but I started to think about a Beowulf cluster of black holes for some reason.

    6. Re:its one way to go... by kinglink · · Score: 1

      The secret is to live near CERN, that when when it happens you'll be at the front of the line.

    7. Re:its one way to go... by the+dark+hero · · Score: 2, Funny

      Martin Luther would not approve of such indulgences

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    8. Re:its one way to go... by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      The question is, are souls affected by gravity and if so do they have enough velocity on death to escape said black hole? I say we find a heathen, put him on the moon, create a black hole there and then see if some mormons can successfully convert him to mormonism, ex post facto. If so, lets build the biggest damn black hole we can and get this over with.

      Even if the moon becomes a black hole, at first it will only have the same mass so we should be ok for quite a while:

            mass_of(moon)/sizeof(moon) == mass_of(moon)/0.0

    9. Re:its one way to go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't it only those who regret their sins who will enter through the perly gate? I mean, being sucked in by a black hole and everything, I just won't have the time to regret, will I? Unfair!!

    10. Re:its one way to go... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but image the length of the queue!

      Plus, that creepy robot would be right at the front.

    11. Re:its one way to go... by Surt · · Score: 1

      If so, lets build the biggest damn black hole we can and get this over with.

      Pretty much, this is the biggest damn black hole we can build.

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    12. Re:its one way to go... by tonyr1988 · · Score: 1

      Think heaven could get /.ed?

  8. Am I the only one that read.... by LordPhantom · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....Hard On Collider? I think I'd prefer an earth swallowing black hole.

    1. Re:Am I the only one that read.... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      No, the black hole will just swallow the hard on, not the whole earth.

    2. Re:Am I the only one that read.... by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      But the interacial porn practically writes itself!

    3. Re:Am I the only one that read.... by Clazzy · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean. My physics exam last year nearly had a slight misunderstanding with the word hadron...

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    4. Re:Am I the only one that read.... by RubberBaron · · Score: 1

      Given that: "I think therefore I am", you are all a figment of my imagination. Yes, and that includes Slashdot. (Err, in which case, I must have a very warped imagination...).

    5. Re:Am I the only one that read.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hadron Collider? Why I hardly know her!

  9. That's not quite the way it would happen by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 4, Funny

    The black holes would only eat up Kurt Vonnegut. However, the efect would be the same as if they ate up the whole world, since it's all a figment of his imagination.

    1. Re:That's not quite the way it would happen by Morphine007 · · Score: 1

      You've been waiting since the last large collider story to use that line haven't you?

    2. Re:That's not quite the way it would happen by monoqlith · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the black hole is inside the world, doesn't that mean Vonnegut will disappear into his own imagination?

      Woah, man. I think you just blew my mind.

      keanureeves If I even have a mind.... /keanureeves

    3. Re:That's not quite the way it would happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the black hole is inside the world, doesn't that mean Vonnegut will disappear into his own imagination?

      Malkovich malkovich malkovich?
      MALKOVICH!!!!

    4. Re:That's not quite the way it would happen by Paul+Rose · · Score: 1

      I recommend "How We Lost the Moon, A True Story by Frank W. Allen" by Paul J. McAuley. A humorous treatment of the moon getting eaten by a man made black hole.
      http://www.iblist.com/book36355.htm
      It is a short story available in various collections.

    5. Re:That's not quite the way it would happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already know that Keanu has no mind. He is just an acting automaton. And not a very good one at that.

    6. Re:That's not quite the way it would happen by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      The black holes would only eat up Kurt Vonnegut. However, the efect would be the same as if they ate up the whole world, since it's all a figment of his imagination.

      Not really. After falling into the event horizon, he would become the only matter in the history of the universe to have been ejected in entirely from the other side of the event horizon. See, not even a black hole can stomach his crap.

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  10. Okay... by addaon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being cautious about a potentially real issue is one thing, but of course the big issue here is that collisions of similar energy happen, if not commonly, at least not entirely rarely due to cosmic rays. If the world could be destroyed by the side-effects of such a collision, we wouldn't be here to be nervous about it.

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    1. Re:Okay... by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      From the LHC design report, the proton energy is 7000 GeV before collision. This is small potatoes compared to some of the ultra high energy cosmic rays. We often get particles of 10^18 eV, and some as high as 10^20 eV. In other words, the LHC is not going to destroy the Earth.

    2. Re:Okay... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      For example, a single particle with an energy around 51 joules. That's 3E20 electron volts and it must have turned the nucleus it hit into something that only Doc Smith could describe. On the scale of that event the energies we produce in accelerators are, to a very good approximation, zero.

    3. Re:Okay... by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      I think you might be mistaken.

      I was at the exhibition at CERN a few weeks ago, and I think their own display boards might be a good source.
      Anyway, they were claiming that the last time energy densities like the ones at LHC existed were microseconds, or less, after the big bang, before the four forces were distinct.

    4. Re:Okay... by addaon · · Score: 1

      See other responses to my post, including the reference to the "Oh My God" particle. The universe is a heck of a lot more powerful than a bunch of monkeys.

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  11. Thrice upon a time by MECC · · Score: 1

    Reminds of 'Thrice upon a Time', where receiving information from the future was creating micro-black holes, which then were causing detectable micro-damage elsewhere, IIRC.

    Cool book, anyway.

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    1. Re:Thrice upon a time by BAKup · · Score: 1

      Reminds of 'Thrice upon a Time', where receiving information from the future was creating micro-black holes, which then were causing detectable micro-damage elsewhere, IIRC.

      That's the book I was thinking about, but you are wrong about the "time machine" causing the black holes, it was an expermintal fusion plant that was creating the micro-black holes, and was causing interference with the time machine, so they had to send a message back in time to stop the plant from going online, without having a chance to figure out what would happen to them by sending the message.

    2. Re:Thrice upon a time by pmiller396 · · Score: 1

      Very cool book. Of course, I read it in High School in the early 1980's, and I was more impressionable. I didn't know anybody else ever read it :)

  12. uh oh by syrinx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Watch out if you let the Technocore help. Can we farcast off of Old Earth yet?

    (see "Old Earth": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperion_Cantos)

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    1. Re:uh oh by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately not. Though I would not mind seeing some of our leaders receive the same treatment as Sad King Billy. They deserve it.

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    2. Re:uh oh by nosredna · · Score: 1

      Hey, selling out the entire species is a small price to pay to get in and play with the datasphere.

      I for one welcome our Volatile overlords.

    3. Re:uh oh by jaymzter · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much! I read that series in the early nineties, and a few years ago I wanted to re-read them but couldn't remember the series title or who wrote them. You just solved a years-long mystery for me. Now off to the library!!

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    4. Re:uh oh by syrinx · · Score: 1

      You're welcome. Great books. Coincidentally, I just finished rereading the last in the series yesterday afternoon. So that was the first thing that came to mind when seeing this article.

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  13. lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another lame attempt to become popular... Everyone wants to be heard.. So if you cannot create the machine, be its number one troll. this will gain you equal fame.

  14. No way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Any physicist will tell you that there is no way to prove that generated black holes will decay."

    Of course there's a way. Empirical research, just like they're doing. First you make a black hole, then you see if it expands until it destroys all life on earth. Simple, straight forwards, effective.
  15. SETI paradox resolved by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where are they? Gone.

    Civilizations routinely destroy their home planet by creating miniature black holes thereupon whilst trying to figure out what makes them tick. Technology advances faster than democracy, and it has never yet in the long history of the universe been put to a vote.

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    1. Re:SETI paradox resolved by Rhys · · Score: 1

      I think that global thermonuclear war is really a much more likely option than being wiped out my a miniature black hole. Or polluting the planet to such a state it is unable to sustain modern technological life.

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    2. Re:SETI paradox resolved by crabpeople · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There was a book where they kept building bigger and bigger experiments, the latest one with a diamater of part of the solar system - and one of the characters postulates that that was how the big bang always started. Scientists of an advanced civilization solving the only problems left to solve would eventually try to re create the big bang out of a search for knowledge.

      Forget the name of the book though.

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    3. Re:SETI paradox resolved by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Nah, Earth is a type 13 planet - we're doomed!
      http://www.mccmedia.com/pipermail/brin-l/Week-of-M on-20040607/019981.html
      (sorry, that was the best link I could find for those of you who aren't lexx fans:-)

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    4. Re:SETI paradox resolved by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      Heh heh heh! You beat me to the Lexx reference!

    5. Re:SETI paradox resolved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forever Peace by Joe Haldeman had something like that.

    6. Re:SETI paradox resolved by CatsupBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was actually a short story by Isaac Asimov titled "The Last Question" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Question

      You can also read it online: http://infohost.nmt.edu/~mlindsey/asimov/question. htm

    7. Re:SETI paradox resolved by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Death by Kittens is a far more likely cause of the loss of a civilization than by miniature black hole.

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    8. Re:SETI paradox resolved by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not creating miniature black holes that get them, it's measuring the precise mass of the Higgs Boson.

    9. Re:SETI paradox resolved by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      As another poster noted, the types of collisions the hadron collider will produce are similar to some of th collisons that happen when cosmic rays hit our atmosphere.

      If mini-black holes were really that dangerous, there's a good chance the Universe wouldn't have made it out of infancy.

      ~X~

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    10. Re:SETI paradox resolved by StoneTempest · · Score: 1

      Sure it has! That's what killed the SSC! If it hadn't, we all could have been sucked up by that black hole long ago instead of treading water for 14 years.

    11. Re:SETI paradox resolved by Bit_Squeezer · · Score: 1

      I also was wondering when this thought would be brought up. So every stellar object old enough to have evolved a planetary sytem but instead has a hole in orbit marks a grave site. Ought to be some way to count them. See if the statistics equate. Fermi's..

  16. Perspective by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some scientists were very concerned the first atomic bomb would produce so much heat it would ignite the atmosphere and burn the entire surface of the earth. Fortunately it didn't happen. But it's good that people bring up these ideas so we challenge assumptions and try to be safe while still advancing science.

    1. Re:Perspective by Tekfactory · · Score: 2, Informative
      Some scientists were very concerned the first atomic bomb would produce so much heat it would ignite the atmosphere and burn the entire surface of the earth.


      If by very concerned you mean they had an office pool betting on the yield of the first atom bomb, then you would be correct, 'ignite the atmosphere' was a longshot, nothing to be seriously concerned about.

      They wrote a paper on it in 1942
      http://www.fas.org/sgp/othergov/doe/lanl/docs1/003 29010.pdf

      A very short narrative about the events in question
      http://www.sciencemusings.com/2005/10/what-didnt-h appen.html
    2. Re:Perspective by Becquerel · · Score: 1

      Yes it's a good thing that they think of these safety concerns, but in both cases ( atmosphere ignition and black hole swallowing) our scientific knowledge is such that we know more extreme events happen regularly and therefore there is no problem. In the former case asteroids impacting the earth or exploding in the air with many times the energy of a nuke, and in the later, collision of cosmic rays in the atmosphere. Therefore these stories are in no way news worthy, and should not be published to worry the heads of those who aren't educated enough to see why it's not a problem.

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    3. Re:Perspective by Comboman · · Score: 1
      Some scientists were very concerned the first atomic bomb would produce so much heat it would ignite the atmosphere and burn the entire surface of the earth. Fortunately it didn't happen. But it's good that people bring up these ideas so we challenge assumptions and try to be safe while still advancing science.

      Yes we wouldn't want to be unsafe while we develop the technology to vaporize a city. We don't want to destroy the whole earth, just the 'bad' people.

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    4. Re:Perspective by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      That worked this way in Battlefield Earth...

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    5. Re:Perspective by l0b0 · · Score: 1

      And some people were worried that passengers in train carriages going faster than 100mph would suffocate. Of course, it had never been tried before, so...

    6. Re:Perspective by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Some scientists were very concerned the first atomic bomb would produce so much heat it would ignite the atmosphere and burn the entire surface of the earth.

      If by very concerned you mean they had an office pool betting on the yield of the first atom bomb, then you would be correct, 'ignite the atmosphere' was a longshot, nothing to be seriously concerned about.

      No, there were concerns over the possible repercussions - your statement is about the equivalent of "you said white, but I'm guessing you mean bicycles". The betting pool is a seperate incident.
       
       
      They wrote a paper on it in 1942 http://www.fas.org/sgp/othergov/doe/lanl/docs1/003 29010.pdf

      The date on that report is 1946 not 1942. Furthermore, every reputeable book on the Manhattan Engineer District reports this concern as existing in the weeks leading up to Trinity - Richard Rhodes discusses it and (IIRC) gives references. (I'm travelling so my copy is unavailable.)
  17. as usual, this is old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TMQ had it first!

  18. I thought everyone knew... by LinuxGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the reason that the Earth entry was changed from "Harmless" to "Mostly harmless".

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  19. Hot Damn! by ackthpt · · Score: 1, Troll

    Some fear that the device, in creating mini black holes, could jeopardize Life As We Know It.

    I was worried that my poor highschool and early college grades, plus lack of practical experience in government would go against me. It's comforting there are people like that out there are people of the land, the common clay of the mankind, you know... morons.

    Meanwhile, the warming of the earth in 50 years time, at the rate we're going is going to displace hundreds of millions, cause unimaginable famine and natural disaster, bring countless birds and animals which can't suddenly adapt to extinction and bring to an end life as we have known it. This might just be the solution to the Greenhouse problem...

    if this thing starts a blackhole which ends up killing us all, I'm going to be really angry!

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    1. Re:Hot Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might just be the solution to the Greenhouse problem...

      Either by solving our energy problems, or eliminating us.

    2. Re:Hot Damn! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Either by solving our energy problems, or eliminating us.

      The quickest way to solve energy problems is to use less of it.

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  20. Don't bring ethics into this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ethics are the philosopher's business. Science needn't worry about such things.

  21. I suggest the following items: by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    Considering the massive force of a black hole explosion (implosion, whatever), tinfoil is *not* going to be strong enough (sorry, saskboy). I'll stock up on the following items, courtesy of the Periodic Table Table entry for "Silver":

    Silver-lined tinfoil hat, cleverly disguised as a normal trucker's hat.

    Silver Boxer Shorts -- while all you smartie-pants rationalists are protecting your *brains*, I'll be protecting Man's truest contribution to the future of humanity.

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    1. Re:I suggest the following items: by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      See thru silver boxers? i don't see that doing too well for most guys

  22. Of course he's not a real person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Yet

  23. Mod Parent Up by vondo · · Score: 1

    This is exactly right. There is nothing to be concerned about here.

    I would say the "The Lifeboat Foundation's" chances of building a self sustaining space colony by 2020 are about a quadrillion times greater than the chance of a man-made mini-black hole eating us all.

  24. There was concern over atomic weapons too... by awing0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Edward Teller speculated that an atomic weapon could ignite the atmosphere. Another physicist discredited and disproved the idea, but the fear wasn't laid to rest until the actual weapons were used.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_Project (wikipedia, blah blah blah)

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    1. Re:There was concern over atomic weapons too... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the fear wasn't laid to rest until Teller and other scientists did the math. They didn't do the experiments until after they made the calculations.

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    2. Re:There was concern over atomic weapons too... by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That fear resurfaced during the 1954 "Bravo" shot. It was twice as powerful as expected, and as physicists watched and saw the cloud keep expanding and expanding and expanding, with no signs of stopping, at least some of them momentarily wondered whether the atmosphere had been ignited after all.

      But don't worry. Physicists will never make a mistake again. And, hey, the atmosphere didn't ignite, so, no problem.

  25. I for one... by Awod · · Score: 0

    Welcome our new world devouring overlords.

  26. The biggest word in that sentence by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While the tiny black holes should evaporate quickly...

    The biggest word in that sentence is should.

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    1. Re:The biggest word in that sentence by ajenteks · · Score: 4, Funny

      The smallest word obviously being tiny :)

    2. Re:The biggest word in that sentence by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't, you won't be here to bitch about it.

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    3. Re:The biggest word in that sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When measured by the number of characters and syllables, the biggest word in that sentence is quite obviously "evaporate".

    4. Re:The biggest word in that sentence by deander2 · · Score: 1

      > > While the tiny black holes should evaporate quickly...
      > The biggest word in that sentence is should.

      i thought the biggest word was "evaporate".

    5. Re:The biggest word in that sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest word in that sentence is should.



      Actually it's evaporate

    6. Re:The biggest word in that sentence by dmartin · · Score: 1

      Many people are pointing out that we really do not know what is going on at these sort of energies, and should we be playing with this if it hsa even the smallest chance of destroying the planet, etc. etc.

          What they are not pointing out is that collisions at the TeV scale are happening in our atmosphere, and if the theory about microscopic black holes are correct then they are being produced now. The flux of them is simply not great enough to be detected yet, but people keen on extra dimensions are hoping that they will be soon as more detectors come online (in particular, neutrino detectors at the poles).

      The possibilities:
      1) We can get black holes on this scale => no problem, nature does it anyway
      2) Gravity is modified at this scale, and none are produced/obey the usual assumptions. As cosmic rays are colliding at TeV energies with the atmosphere with no ill-effect, we should be able to do it too.

      For a readable interview:
      http://www.esi-topics.com/blackholes/interviews/Jo nathanLFeng.html

      For a paper on the subject:
      http://arxiv.org/abs/hep-ph/0112247

      (This shows that the limits on extra dimensions being the solution to the Heirarchy problem are becoming quite stringent).

    7. Re:The biggest word in that sentence by mjwx · · Score: 0

      Actually its evaporate.

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    8. Re:The biggest word in that sentence by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to say thanks for the links. And for being the only guy not making the all-too-literal observation that "should" is in fact not the largest word in the sentence.

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  27. Finally! by chill · · Score: 1

    I can get my Sphere of Annihilation! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find these items? Damn liches seem to have a monopoly on them.

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  28. Again! by franknagy · · Score: 1

    Here we go again! People, people, people... if this was going to happen it already would have happened. The univese has been bombarding the Earth with much higher energy particles since the beginning (cosmic rays) and the Earth is still here and a bunch of debris in an acretion ring about a black hole.

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  29. Cosmic rays have prior art by arevos · · Score: 5, Informative

    Primary cosmic rays impact the earth all the time, and these often have far higher energies than even our largest particle accelerators are capable of producing. For any experiment we attempt, we can be reasonably sure that colliding cosmic rays have already produced the same results, sometime within the past few billions years. If we could create massively destructive black holes through our particle accelerators, one would expect that stray cosmic rays would have already done so.

    1. Re:Cosmic rays have prior art by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 0
      For any experiment we attempt, we can be reasonably sure that colliding cosmic rays have already produced the same results, sometime within the past few billions years.

      Within the past few billion years? Like when a stray cosmic ray wiped the entire dinosaur population within minutes?

    2. Re:Cosmic rays have prior art by shawnce · · Score: 1

      If a blackhole (as is the topic of this submission) was created by such an event and that blackhole didn't evaporate (etc.) then we would NOT be here to talk about it.

    3. Re:Cosmic rays have prior art by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah - the fundamental problem with all these "supercolliders will destroy the Earth/Universe" hypotheses is that all these "extreme" conditions have existed here and there throughout the universe since the beginning of time.

    4. Re:Cosmic rays have prior art by jasonmcox · · Score: 1

      is there any proof?

    5. Re:Cosmic rays have prior art by vistic · · Score: 1

      Wow that made me laugh, I hope you get modded up.

      That's an amazing new theory.

    6. Re:Cosmic rays have prior art by arevos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's never any proof per se in science. There have been, however, many experiments, observations and measurements of cosmic rays since they were discovered in 1912. In 1954, MITT used 11 scintillation detectors to measure the energy spectrum of cosmic rays, and found it to extend beyond 1e20 eV. To put that into perspective, our largest particle accelerator, the Tetravon Accelerator at CERN, can only manage 1e12 eV. We'd need over 100 million times the power to start getting beyond the capability of cosmic rays, which is a pretty comfortable margin in my book :)

    7. Re:Cosmic rays have prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asteroids are just big, slow cosmic rays. When it's one iron or nickel atom, it's a "ray". When it's a bunch of 'em moving together suddenly it's an "asteroid". :-)

  30. Feh. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    It's already begun!

    Don't worry about it. 3 billion years from now and the Andromeda Galaxy (M31) will be ripping this place to bits.

    there's also the Great Attractor, so we're all doomed eventually anyway.

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    1. Re:Feh. by ellem · · Score: 1

      What month? I want to note it on my Palm IIIx.

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  31. Goatse by losec · · Score: 0

    has definitely taken over Slashdot As We Know It.

  32. You Fear What You Don't Understand by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Precisely, although, if I may add a bit as to why people might still be afraid of this research ...

    It's natural to fear what you don't understand. It might even be a quality of a species that determines its success as many things in nature are quite dangerous. For better or for worse, mankind has this built in as a default setting no matter who you are whether you're fearing a black hole or suffering from xenophobia.

    I am not a physicist but I think the fears here are quite unfounded. All the math and theory point to a black hole having a finite event horizon. If the black holes they are producing are microscopic and last relatively little amount of time, they shouldn't be very dangerous. I think this has been covered before.

    It is interesting though, because I believe a black hole's event horizon has a radius proportionate to the amount of mass it consumes. I believe that if you make them small enough, however, they don't last long enough to expand. I would be concerned if they were attempting to make massive singularities to destroy garbage heaps with these but I don't see how those would be possible to create as the only known method is to accumulate so much mass in such a small volume that gravity crushes it into a singularity. My understanding of the collider is that it smashes particles together at a fast rate and, as a result, very tiny and brief black holes may result. As this article states:
    The physicist Stephen Hawking predicted in the 1970s that black holes would evaporate by radiating away their energy. For astrophysical black holes this is a very slow process, but extremely small black holes should last about as long as a snowflake in hell.

    People will, as always, fear what they don't understand so I believe it's hopeless to quell all fears about physics research. I'm sure a lot of people are concerned about this being the next "atomic bomb" technology. Where we "drop" black holes on enemies. Though that doesn't really make sense, it still could have military applications such as creating electromagnetic devices that are so strong they displace gravity and aiming them at your enemies. Sure would make for a cheesy sci-fi book whether it was true or not!
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    1. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's the mass packed into a certain volume that matters. You can have all of the mass in a galaxy, but if it's spread out over the volume of a typical galaxy, you have no black hole. Once you pack it into a certain density, you reach a point where the local gravity becomes strong enough that light cannot escape. I haven't read TFA, but it seems clear that they aren't trying to pack a bunch of mass to create a "tiny" or "microscopic" black hole. They're colliding exceedingly small amounts of mass into an exceptionally small area. Billions of times smaller than "microscopic".

      Unless our understanding of gravity is WAY off here, there's nothing special about this region of space except that we have a bunch of mass compressed into a small area. The black hole has no chance of affecting us because the mass that makes it up is no greater than the mass we put into it. Unless we seriously misunderstand gravity, this thing will disappear instantly because it can't hope to sustain itself.

    2. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by hubie · · Score: 1
      Unless our understanding of gravity is WAY off here,

      Of course, merging gravity and the quantum world has been one of the biggest scientific challenges for about 80 or so years, so it is safe to say that we really don't know much about gravity on these length scales.

      On the other hand, there is nothing to worry about here anyway.

    3. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      The problem is, of course, that the people running the experiment don't understand it either. Otherwise, there would be no point in running the experiment.

      Having said that, I don't think any black holes they may create will pose a serious threat...as long as they don't draw matter into themselves more than the matter around them sticks together, there's no problem - at least as far as the gravitational effects are concerned. Plenty of other things could still go wrong (e.g. some previously unknown effect somehow kills the scientists).

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    4. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're betting on the theory that black holes need to be sustained because they bleed Hawking radiation?

    5. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Actually, density or supermassive black holes is _less_ than the density of air!

      That's because the Schwartzshield (can't spell that in English) radius grows as the second degree of black hole mass.

    6. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's natural to fear what you don't understand. I think you've just explained the majority of slashdotter's unnatural fear of the female of the species...

    7. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

      No no no. They do understand what they think is going to happen. Of course, they do not know exactly what will happen. They are trying to validate their work with you know, the scientific method. You know, the method where they make observations, hypothesis, and then test them in an experiment. If there was any real danger, the scientists wouldn't conduct the experiment. We've been smashing particles together in accelerators for a while now, and our planet hasn't been swallowed by a wormhole.

      Scientists not fully understanding a phenomenon =! Scientists don't understand the phenomenon =! Scientists don't understand the risk of their experiment =! something bizarre happens that kills everyone in your fantasy land.

    8. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xenophobia - The fear that Lucy Lawless will come back as a man??

    9. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course. I don't actually believe these scientists don't know what they're doing at all, I was just copying the wording of the post I replied to. Still, the only thing you know for sure is that you never know anything for sure.

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    10. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is even Stephen Hawking has been wrong about things. Not least the very same theory you are suggesting, is something that corrects his earlier theories, where there wasn't any black hole radiation.

      Would you give that guy responsibility for the earths survival? (shows photo)

    11. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I think the fear can be traced largely back to the discovery of nuclear reactions, and how to cause them. That little discovery did result in the short-term deaths of many (Japanese) people, lead at least once to the near annihilation of the USA (Cuban missile crisis), and dominated the world's political landscape for the next 50 years. And now there's Iran.

    12. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by starrcake · · Score: 1

      Of course they do not know what they are doing. They THINK they know what they are doing...

      As for "not enough time for this" and "shouldnt that"... those are amazingly loose terms about science, and experimentation.

      What time is it inside the event horizon? What time is it on the outside? How much does time change as you approach the speed of light? Time slows as you move faster...

      I really find it amusing that people pontificate about what is right and wrong, and ok and not ok, and in reality have no knowledge of the truth. Without data collected, it is all a just belief...

    13. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by nine-times · · Score: 1

      It's natural to fear what you don't understand

      In this case, I'm no afraid of what I don't understand. I'm afraid of what the scientists running the experiment don't understand.

    14. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Bull+SR · · Score: 1

      >I'm sure a lot of people are concerned about this being the next "atomic bomb" technology. Where we "drop" black holes on enemies.

      Nah, Wile E. Coyote couldn't catch Roadrunner with them, so I doubt that they'd make effective weapons.

      I tried to join the Lifeboat Foundation's black hole list but none of the messages got through...

    15. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by hyfe · · Score: 1
      If the black holes they are producing are microscopic and last relatively little amount of time, they shouldn't be very dangerous
      I absolutely love the fact that a 'fear-debunking +5 interesting post' in a discussion concerning the potential end of the world used the wording '[..] shouldn't be very dangerous'.
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    16. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying it's only a theory that we will be save, there is no proof. I couldn't resist, sorry.

    17. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by madcow_bg · · Score: 1

      Unless we seriously misunderstand gravity, this thing will disappear instantly because it can't hope to sustain itself.

      I am afraid that is correct, you misunderstood what a black hole is.
      A black hole is a place in the universe with a certain mass (or energy, that is the same, even more for a black hole), that has certain properties. You can call it particle in a broader sence, because a black hole has mass (energy) and no internal structure. Well, maybe electric, barionic, or any other kind of charge. The point is, there is NO internal structure. You can visualise it as a solid ball.

      The thing is, to create a black hole you can compress matter (or energy) in a small place so that gravity IN THE SAME SMALL AREA increases so much, that it actually gets big enough so that no particle or energy can escape it. Thus, by classical mechanics it cannot emit energy. It should perfectly sustain itself, because you cannot expand it, because the gravity is so big.

      Now, quantum mechanics come into being. Vacuum is not space without matter, there is matter in vacuum. That matter, however, has no physical properties, because it has no mass to us. In fact, it has mass but for very short time. Popular scientist as Hawking describe it as a dance of energy and matter. Just read something from them, I cannot describe it that good. But in vacuum particles are created every second in pairs with their anti-particle, then they normaly annihilate. Near a black hole one of the pair of particles can fall, and the other can escape the black hole. Thus it is seen from the outside as emission of particles from the black hole. Then the mass of the black hole decreases. (The decrease is still seen as a consequence of the leaving of the other particle, but science is still not very good at explaining why stuff happens. It just does.) The smaller the black hole, the easier and more probable this process become. Thus, after some time the black hole evaporates.

      If something emits, then is has a temperature, kind of. Maybe it is the other way arround. The temperature of a macroscopic black holes (like one formed from a star twice the size of our sun) is estimated to be less than 0,4 K above absolute zero, so this kind of black hole is actually GAINING energy, but if the universe gets cold enough it will start to emit more, and then evaporate.

      If there is a small black hole - maybe 1000 tons, or something like that - it will be smaller than an electron or a proton, and it will emit energy fast - it will be bright. But until this process is finished, it will be a black hole, and there is nothing that will change it.

    18. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But even if the risk is only one in a million, it still may not be worth the gamble. Wait until we can put such contraptions on the moon. Why hurry?

      ET is standing by with our Planetary Darwin Award.

    19. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it would do. Like for sci-fi series.. Let's call it robotech!

    20. Re:You Fear What You Don't Understand by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      All correct, but I want to add in that since the the rate of evaporation is inversely proportional to mass, small black holes evaporate extremely quickly. For example, in the wikipedia entry on Hawking Radiation, I found sample calculations showing that black hole with a mass of about 200,000 kilograms would evaporate in about 1 second! Anything smaller would evaporate much more quickly (imagine the curve y = 1/x as a rough approximation of the rate). At LHC, the mass is obviously far lower (I'm not sure how much equivalent mass is contributed by kinetic energy from the collider, but it seems to me the total is only a few hundred AMU), so for all practical purposes, evaporation happens instantly.

      I think the energy yield would actually be rather freaky (we wouldn't want to be anywhere near it). The largest nuclear bomb ever detonated had a yield of 50 megatons, and probably only converted a few grams of tritium and plutonium into energy. In the 1 second case, that's 200 tonnes of matter! The yield would be a million times greater than the biggest nuclear bomb ever made.

      Obviously, we don't want to be anywhere near such an event. The garbage disposal method someone else proposed (a few posts up) is pure fantasy. If micro black holes exist, they might be detectable as they "blow up" like this.

      On the other hand, I've read that string theory may affect this, as somehow extra dimensions would slow down Hawking radiation. I have no idea how much, but the final burst would still occur extremely rapidly.

  33. this sound a lot like scif's blackhole by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Is CERN trying to copy b movies
    http://www.scifi.com/blackhole/

  34. Dr. Freeman? Meet Mr. Blackwood! by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

    If I get some mod points, and Arthur lets me, I will remember to come back and mod you down.

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  35. Fermi knew the answer long ago by Framboise · · Score: 5, Informative

    This type of fear occurred many times during the nuclear physics history, when higher and higher energies were explored. The answer against fears of unknown catastrophic effect has been that some cosmic rays are much more energetic than any artificially accelerated particles (10^21 eV for some cosmic rays in comparison to the feeble 10^12 eV in today accelerators such as LHC). For sure the Earth and the Sun did already receive zillons of cosmic rays without disappearing...

    1. Re:Fermi knew the answer long ago by Screwy1138 · · Score: 1

      I buy this, and I don't fear the expirement.

      However, can we be sure that the cosmic ray example provides proof of safety? Will our expirement so directly mimic this that it guarantees similar results? Or will differences and/or imperfections in our version of the expirement create differences and/or imperfections in the results that can be disasterous?

      I reiterate that I agree with the non-alarmist view here, just stating that differences in expirements that aren't accounted for, can often have traumatic results.

    2. Re:Fermi knew the answer long ago by Nuclear_Physicist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it's interactions with the moon that are the most telling. Since this is a heavy ion collider, it's colliding nuclei that are much larger than those found in the earth's atmosphere. When they disproved this crap before the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider turned on they found that the most powerful constraint came by considering heavy ion interactions when a cosmic ray hit the moon rather than the earth's atmosphere (even though the earth is bigger, to properly compare with conditions at RHIC, you need to look at the number of heavy ion collisions). If collisions at RHIC were to create strangelets or blackholes, then the moon would have been destroyed long ago.

    3. Re:Fermi knew the answer long ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and Fermi died!!!

  36. Natural Particle Accelerators by noretsa · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If it were really so easy to destroy the world it would have happened long ago.

    For example, there are as yet little-understood phenomena that can accelerate particles six orders of magnitude faster than anything achievable in a lab. Try reading about Ultra-high-energy cosmic rays.

    More specifically read the story of the Oh-My-God Particle. This was a proton detected in October of 1991 that had an energy of 3.2 * 10^20 eV. The equivalent energy of a baseball thrown at 55 mph... all in a single proton travelling at 99.99999999999999999999951% the speed of light!

    While something travelling that fast has little probability of interacting with anything you could imagine the surprise if one of those hit you! I think that the fact we are alive with such powerful forces already at work in our universe means we have little to fear.

    1. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got hit once. Summer of '84 it was.

    2. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      man, this sounds like a railgun =)

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    3. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The equivalent energy of a baseball thrown at 55 mph... all in a single proton travelling at 99.99999999999999999999951% the speed of light!

      Hah! Let's see Barry Bonds hit THIS one!

    4. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see why scientists are so worked up over a foul ball. It's not like anyone was struck out.

    5. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by rthille · · Score: 2, Informative

      While something travelling that fast has little probability of interacting with anything

      On the contrary, even though the particle was traveling that fast, it interacted with the thin upper atmosphere, right? Isn't that where the telescope was looking to see the flashes?

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    6. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by tritium6 · · Score: 1

      How about a new sci-fi weapon composed of an accelerator creating ultra high energy cosmic rays and a laser. The laser heats the material to high temperature and the stream of cosmic rays punches through it with baseball-like power. Has anyone read of something like this? Or is it just plain retarded?

    7. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by treeves · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fortunately, my cross-section 3.2E20 eV protons is MUCH smaller than my cross-section for 55 mph baseballs.

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    8. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by khallow · · Score: 1

      You have to get the cosmic ray to hit at the right time. You'd probably have as much successful hoping that a convenient meteorite will take out your target.

    9. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by khallow · · Score: 1

      What's impressive about this is that due to time dilation, if you were traveling at this speed, you'd cover 30-40 million light years in the course of one perceived hour.

    10. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by tritium6 · · Score: 1

      No, the idea is that the spaceship or whatever is generating the relativistic particle that is the cosmic ray.

    11. Re:Natural Particle Accelerators by khallow · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. So are you saying that there's some distant massive accelerator (say in orbit) providing the particle source? And the "gun" is just a pointer to direct that remote particle or beam of particles or maybe converts the energy of that beam to something destructive?

  37. so what by jt418-93 · · Score: 1

    is my honest answer. between the impending floods as the ice melts (notice that the new trans american union hiway runs along the projected coast line), the wars the us starts (hey lets nuke iran for the elections), the insane ppl with bio weapons, something will kill the planet off soon enough.

    and if we make it to 2012, it all blows up anyway.

    color me pessimistically unimpressed

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    1. Re:so what by mrjb · · Score: 1

      and if we make it to 2012, it all blows up anyway. Hey, you don't hear me complain. At least my Unix clock won't overflow.

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  38. At Last! by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    Finally! something a tinfoil hat will protect against!

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  39. Industrial Accidents by MrShaggy · · Score: 1

    Could it be that black-holes, super-nova, and dark matter could be the result of some tech going horribly wrong ??

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  40. Utter Crap by bockelboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work one of the LHC expirements (low-level grad student, no one important), and this is utter crap.

    Yes, there are physicists who are concerned. There is a chance that this could happen - one of those "if everything we know about high energy physics is completely wrong, this could happen". There is an approximately equal chance that Pat Buchanan will be nominated as the Democrat candidate for president in 2008. No physicist can prove that this won't happen - just like no physicist can actually prove that Superman doesn't exist.

    Unfortunately, it's about the only way a reporter can "sexy up" a story about a particle accelerator. I can't wait to see the headlines in 2007 - "Will the Earth end tomorrow?" (subheading: "Respectable scientists say 'No'").

    1. Re:Utter Crap by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny
      I can't wait to see the headlines in 2007 - "Will the Earth end tomorrow?" (subheading: "Respectable scientists say 'No'").
      The beauty of it is, either way the papers won't have to print up a retraction the next day.
    2. Re:Utter Crap by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      There is an approximately equal chance that Pat Buchanan will be nominated as the Democrat candidate for president in 2008.

      I guess that makes this experiment the physics equivalent of the Florida elections? (I'd rather take my chances with the black hole, thanks.)

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    3. Re:Utter Crap by solinari · · Score: 1
      My personal favorite part of that demagogic tripe was:

      Note that while most scientists ... believe that the LHC program will be harmless, there is a reason that they call the actions done by the LHC "experiments".If the outcome of an experiment was known beforehand, it would not be called an experiment!


      Sounds like a whole heap of self-referential justification. Can I use this to call in sick to work? I can't prove that getting out of bed in the morning won't CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD(tm)! In fact, every morning when I get up, I don't know what will happen that day!

      We think (with a very high chance of being correct) there are massive black holes in the universe (if you got the right people in this thread, you could go in circles for days trying to define exactly what that means). We also think (again with a high chance) that black holes act based on gravity, and we have some fairly reliable formulas for that.

      We may not have known exactly how much energy was going to be released when we split the atom, but we do know how much graviational force can be exerted by a given mass. In terms of "dangerous things Humankind has tried" this ranks pretty low.
    4. Re:Utter Crap by DrJimbo · · Score: 2, Informative
      I was with you all the up until:
      We may not have known exactly how much energy was going to be released when we split the atom, but we do know how much graviational force can be exerted by a given mass.
      Two points:
      1. We did know fairly precisely how much energy would be released when we split the atom.
      2. The concerns over creating mini-blackholes is not the raw gravitational force they will exert. The concern is whether they will evaporate quickly or not. The concern (which many/most/all reputable physicists say is unfounded) is that one of these little black holes will not evaporate. Instead, it will orbit insde the earth swallowing more and more material over time and turning our planet into swiss cheese.
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    5. Re:Utter Crap by R34L · · Score: 1

      finally an alias for /dev/null -> /CERN/LHC

    6. Re:Utter Crap by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

      Oh sure, take all the fun away by being reasonable and informed about the subject; and then posting. What are you doing here?

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    7. Re:Utter Crap by DirtBag99 · · Score: 1

      "...an approximately equal chance that Pat Buchanan will be nominated as the Democrat candidate..." True, but there is also a non-zero probablity that (given enough time and energy) an LHC event may spontaneosly generate a democratic candidate worth voting for...

    8. Re:Utter Crap by bigtimepie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course there will be a headline the next day, granted the earth remains.

      "Earth NOT Destroyed"

      What, you think reporters aren't complete idiots?

    9. Re:Utter Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We may not have known exactly how much energy was going to be released when we split the atom, but we do know how much graviational force can be exerted by a given mass.

      That's a rather poorly chosen example. In fact, the universal gravitational constant is among the hardest physical constants to measure. Remember, if you have a large enough body, such as the Earth, you can easily measure GM/R^2, and without too much difficulty, you can measure R, so you can calculate GM -- but how would you go about measuring the Earth's mass? In order to measure G, we must instead take known -- very small, relatively speaking -- masses, and try to measure their vastly smaller gravitational fields.

      In contrast, we can be quite precise in our measurements of, say, the masses of subatomic particles, or the speed of light, from which we can calculate the amount of energy produced by a nuclear fission reaction...

    10. Re:Utter Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to be the first to know if/when the Earth is destroyed, you can of course subscribe to the mailing list.

  41. This will be awesome if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it can be contained somehow and then be used for disposing trash.

  42. Already did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our government already knows how to create a black hole that threatens life as we know it. It's called the United States Budget Deficit.

  43. Time travel.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is, at the Large Hadron Collider safety is not guaranteed.

    1. Re:Time travel.. by 1310nm · · Score: 1

      Precisely, Marty!

    2. Re:Time travel.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Whoa, this is heavy.

    3. Re:Time travel.. by Petersson · · Score: 1

      The picture of that guy reminds me Rocky Horror Picture Show obscure haircuts. Let's do the Time Warp again! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Horror_Picture_ Show/

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    4. Re:Time travel.. by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      Weight has nothing to with it.

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  44. mini- big bang by brunascle · · Score: 1

    didnt they say the same thing when some scientists were trying to create a mini- big bang in the lab? well, the universe appears to be unaffected...

    1. Re:mini- big bang by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      But I bet all the people who evolved in the mini-universe created by said big-bang are really pissed about how little room there is in their universe.

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  45. OK, imagine the black hole not decaying... by Yonzie · · Score: 5, Funny

    What will happen?

    We'll all die. Simultaneously. Noone will feel anything.

    What's the big problem aside from the end of the earth?

    1. Re:OK, imagine the black hole not decaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      nah, the small black hole will just drop through the earth's crust, oscillating back and forth through the planet eating up matter along its way, slowly getting bigger. Hardly a "we'll all die simultaneously" scenario. Heck, it could have already occured, and we wouldn't know the difference for a *long* time.

    2. Re:OK, imagine the black hole not decaying... by zevans · · Score: 1

      Really? I reckon my feet accelerating several times faster than my head is going to hurt. Quite a lot.

      Good news for chiropractors though eh?

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    3. Re:OK, imagine the black hole not decaying... by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: no, its utterly impossible for a black hole to be created that way. But even if one magically appeared:

      No. It wont be that quick.
      A small black hole is TINY, and it grows only VERY slow. I mean, its smaller than a nuclear core, even in the dense enviroment of the earths core it will only gobble up mass atom per atom.

      It could take weeks or months until the "big crunch", enough times for earthquakes, floods, volcanic activity in unknown extend while earth SLOWLY starts shrinking.

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    4. Re:OK, imagine the black hole not decaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I don't know why it should start gobbling up atoms at all. Even if it is a black hole, it still has a mass of only those few particles it was created of, with the corresponding miniscule gravitational force. Did you ever here of a neutron "gobbling up" an electron because of its mighty gravitational pull?

      In order to swallow another particle, the mini-black hole would have to exactly hit this particle right "in the face" by pure chance. I don't think it could reach any meaningful size within the next few billion years that way, after which the sun will have reached its red giant stage anyway and we don't have to worry about micro black holes on earth anymore.

    5. Re:OK, imagine the black hole not decaying... by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Thats of course true.
      There is no "magic pull" towards the black hole.

      But you have to consider that just because of thermal motion, atoms hit each other all the time. In solid matter, they are just reflected by their electron cloud. Black holes dont have them, so atoms that _would_ hit them just merge with them.
      The chance for a direct hit IS small, but there are LOTS and LOTS of particle interactions per second, so if it has a few barn crossection it WILL hit stuff readily enough.

      Which opens another point: A whole so small would radiate so strongly that it would shrink faster than it could grow that way. Not to mention that the radiation pressure would actually keep the atoms away from it.

      ANOTHER point is: the black hole has no real reason to drop to the center of the earth. If its created in a collision experiment, it is very likely to have more than a few km/s speed relatively to the laboratory frame, and as it doesnt feel real friction at all, its most likly just to fly away out of the earth gravity well.

      So to create such a black hole to kill the earth, the experiment would inject enormous mass into the hole (which we cannot) as to make it evaporate slower than it can feed (a good guess for a value would be a few tons of mass. Just use e=mc*c to see how unlikely we will ever be to create such energies in a accelerator). And on top of it, the experiment would have to be finetuned in a way that will have the black hole nearly motionless afterwards.
      And thats not ganna happening.

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    6. Re:OK, imagine the black hole not decaying... by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      Try to fall in head first. Bound to be less painful that way.

  46. Might actually improve things... by squidguy · · Score: 1

    Hey, there are worse fates than being sucked into a black hole. Might clean things up in the world!
    Then again, those who believe this should join the tin-hat club...

    1. Re:Might actually improve things... by mrjb · · Score: 1

      Hey, there are worse fates than being sucked into a black hole. Might clean things up in the world!
      Yeah, but who's gonna turn off the lights?

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    2. Re:Might actually improve things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Shabbat Goy?

    3. Re:Might actually improve things... by TexasDex · · Score: 1

      What lights?

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  47. Bad dudes. by supasam · · Score: 1

    I knew a couple of negative strangelets a few years back. They wear some bad dudes. They kept eating all my stuff. So I hooked up with a positive normlet and she really took care of those guys!

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  48. Has anyone seen my car keys? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Has anyone seen my car keys? I set them right next to the collider."

      This reminds when I read Brian Greene's Elegant Universe, he mentioned that there was a possibilty of creating another Universe when (if it were possible) smashing together Superstrings. Something like that, I'm not sure where I put the book.

    1. Re:Has anyone seen my car keys? by neurostar · · Score: 1

      Something like that, I'm not sure where I put the book.

      Probably with your keys! ;)

  49. The Hole Man by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

    Larry Niven won a Hugo for his story about a tiny black hole used (allegedly) as a murder weapon and later consuming Mars.

    "The math is chancy..."

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  50. I once read by Tim+C · · Score: 1, Redundant

    That at the time of the Manhattan Project, some people were afraid that detonating a nuclear bomb would start a chain reaction that would burn off the Earth's atmosphere.

    That was ridiculous too.

    1. Re:I once read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I once read that too. It was....where was that....oh! It was three posts or sixteen minutes before you, in this same thread.

    2. Re:I once read by lelitsch · · Score: 1

      In hindsight, the thought that a fusion bomb would ignite the atmosphere might look ridiculous, but that idea was put forward by a number of people on the Manhattan project, including Edward Teller. Whatever you think of the "father of the H-bomb", he definitely knew more about this stuff than you and I.

  51. Nah... by Cybert4 · · Score: 1

    More like, "o..."

  52. Civil War by Kelson · · Score: 1
    Even statements like this are subjective and many people still choose to believe; I'm sure there are many slashdot readers (judging from the kind of posts I see here) who believe we are currently in a nascent "civil war" and that, indeed, the "world they thought they were living in was over."

    Actually, the civil war prediction is pretty clear-cut. Do we have two or more large factions of Americans shooting each other for political purposes? No. Therefore, while the country is certainly polarized, we aren't in a civil war.

    The line may be fuzzy -- people are still arguing over whether Iraq is in a civil war, but they're shooting at each other (and us). So far, though, the USA is clearly on the negative side of that line.

    The American civil war is generally agreed to have begin with the firing on Fort Sumter, not with the polarization of the country or even with the first states to secede from the Union.

    1. Re:Civil War by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      Condaliza Rice just likened the war on terror like a civil war....

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    2. Re:Civil War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Condoleezza" - two Es, two Zs, just remember "very EZ".

    3. Re:Civil War by Paleomacus · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Condoleezza" - two Es, two Zs, just remember "very EZ".

      Ahhh, so that's what happened to her teeth...

    4. Re:Civil War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but she's a moron so you can't believe anything she says.

  53. No *wonder* there are no advanced civilizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and plenty of dark matter.

  54. Better we kill ourselves... by thebdj · · Score: 2, Funny

    before the big asteroid or comet comes. Or the sun goes red giant. Or the sun shoots off enough matter to defeat the ozone and expose us all to radiation. (Yes, I have heard this one.) Oh, or Yellowstone goes all explosion on us and brings about a second ice age or something. (There was a Docu-drama on this one.) Oh, or maybe the moon can be partially destroyed and threaten to crash into earth. (Reference to a ABC Family comedy or in some ways to Cowboy Bebop). Oh, or nuclear winter. I am sure I forgot some.

    But better us then nature!

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    1. Re:Better we kill ourselves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us then nature? That would just be overkill.

    2. Re:Better we kill ourselves... by thebdj · · Score: 1

      I guess I forgot that we would be the cause of Nuclear Winter...foil hat is a bit tight today I guess.

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    3. Re:Better we kill ourselves... by Vicsun · · Score: 1

      You should read some exit mundi for fun and entertaining end-of-world scenarios!

    4. Re:Better we kill ourselves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should read some exit mundi for fun and entertaining end-of-world scenarios!

      Those are for sizzies. This is for serious evil-doers: http://qntm.org/destroy.html

  55. The end of Life As We Know It? by keithmo · · Score: 1

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    1. Re:The end of Life As We Know It? by l33t+gambler · · Score: 1

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

      Yes everything will die and eventually be reborn it seem. Maybe we will give birth to a new universe, with new starsystems and new monkeys. And then the monkeys wanto know how it all started and oops here we go again!

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  56. Empirical evidence by frostilicus2 · · Score: 1

    Ok, so as long as this remains theoretical we don't know for certain. But, this is unlikely, very unlikely. We should first look at empirical evidence - Collisions with energies of this magnitude happen in space all the time from natural sources (solar radiation etc), and yet cause us no ill effect. So its clear that such an event occurring is very unlikely. Its good that we consider such possibilities, but I'm sure that the probabilities are tiny, one in several billion perhaps. I would consider this to be an acceptable margin to perform an experiment that could destroy the earth, especially one from which we can learn so much.

    These people watch too many movies.

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  57. Pearly gates? by Cybert4 · · Score: 1

    Come on, I thought we are atheists here at /. . At least note that it's "mythical".

    1. Re:Pearly gates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no aethiests in blackholes....

    2. Re:Pearly gates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there are in black ho's.

  58. This must be said. by elgee · · Score: 1

    If one MUST be created, do it in Redmond, Washington.

    1. Re:This must be said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If its going to gobble up the whole world, then I don't think where you do it is relevant. Linux will be gobbled up just as much..

    2. Re:This must be said. by elgee · · Score: 1

      "If its going to gobble up the whole world, then I don't think where you do it is relevant. Linux will be gobbled up just as much."

      But don't you think the black hole would fail with a BSOD if it gobbles up MS first?

  59. Odds of finding Higgs Boson by electric_mongoose · · Score: 1

    According to this New Scientist article you can get odds of 6-1 that the Large Hadron Collider will find the Higgs before 2010 at 6-1. Sounds like a dead cert to me.

  60. There is no stinking Higgs particle by sweetser · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The reason several billion dollars are going into the electromagnetic crop circle known as the Large Hadron Collider is to detect the Higgs particle. The standard model of physics predicts all the detected particles we have seen out there. The model can be represented by the symmetry groups U(1) for EM, SU(2) for the weak force, and SU(3) for the strong force. Well, it can do that so long as none of the none forces has a mass. Oops, that's not what the experimentalist tell us.

    So what do theoretical physicists do? They try to sneak in something without breaking it. That is what is known as Higgs mechanism, or the false vacuum Mexican hat dance. Instead of saying the vacuum is a vacuum is the home field of zero, it is claimed that vacuum is utterly false, there is a Higgs field everywhere there can be a where, so that fundamental particles can get some mass when they need it (always). This mathematical trick works because it doesn't mess up the symmetry in the Lagrangian (a fancy way of writing all the interactions that can happen in a volume), but does get the vacuum to add the mass back in.

    You may have noticed gravity is not in the standard model. Guess what is going to happen when gravity gets in? Gravity will break the nice symmetry, and no Higgs boson will be needed.

    The uber-sophisticated will complain (whine) that gravity is done by a spin 2 particle, but the Higgs is all about inertia, so it must be spin 0. This is not a flaw, it is a sign from Einstein, specifically the equivalence principle that gravitational mass (the spin 2 thing) must be cow-tied to inertial pass (the spin 0 thing). There is no way to wrestle a steer to the ground unless those two are expressions of one and the same thing.

    The way I do it, because of course I have my own personal unified field theory, is to use a second rank symmetric field strength tensor for gravity and the spin 2 stuff, and then use the trace of that very same tensor for the spin 0 Higgslike stuff.

    Blowing sophisticated bubbles out my butt,
    doug

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    1. Re:There is no stinking Higgs particle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea what you said, but I sincerely doubt it is offtopic in this thread. I looked at your page, too. You sir, are a *nerd*. congrats!

      So how does gravity work?

  61. What happens when multiple black holes combine? by popo · · Score: 1

    If "multiple" tiny black holes are being created, and they combine, don't we
    get a "less tiny" black hole?

    And isn't that... "bad"?

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    1. Re:What happens when multiple black holes combine? by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      I'm fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing. Define "bad."

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    2. Re:What happens when multiple black holes combine? by tinkerghost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die?

    3. Re:What happens when multiple black holes combine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would combine by gravitational attraction. We're still talking about something that might not even last long enough to do such a thing. I'd be more worried about brief flashes of time dilation when/if a quantum black hole is formed. It would be interesting if they have an atomic clock right by the reaction chamber and see if after a few hyper-collisions that there has been a variance created between the local clock and one elsewhere. Quantum black holes just wouldn't have enough time here to do all the wonderful things that their bigger brothers are famous for (tidal forces, accretion disks, etc).

      The cosmologist in me does wonder if a quantum black hole truly 'evaporates' or if it pops up somewhere else (another dimension as an example).

  62. It's not like we'll ever _know_! by MikTheUser · · Score: 0

    If a black hole is created and remains stable anywhere on earth, you won't even have time to scream "Oh, shit!" before your molecular structure is torn apart.

    So, no sense in worrying about an event that you will not notice is happening and will never be able to remember.

  63. Prophecy according to Stephen King. by SevenHands · · Score: 1

    Langoliers anyone?

  64. Misplaced priorities by cunina · · Score: 1

    People get worked up over a remote chance of a theoretical event when a new collider is built... yet McDonald's opens 500 "restaurants" a year and nobody worries about the end of life as we know it.

  65. Martial applications? by Firefly1 · · Score: 1
    I can think of at least two weapon systems which involve black holes (or something akin to them):
    • the Black Shark missile from Descent 3 (reference); and
    • the 'vortex' secondary fire of the missile launcher in the old SNK arcade game SAR: Search and Rescue
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  66. Why is there no other life in the Universe ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they split gravitons or create black holes and die?

    1. Re:Why is there no other life in the Universe ? by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 1

      It could be possible. Advancement and evolution is inevitable. Curiosity didn't just kill the cat. Think about the first animals to discover a fruit was poisonous. They died or got really sick. Advancement and evolution takes risks. If we never took risks we would still be cavemen.

    2. Re:Why is there no other life in the Universe ? by trongey · · Score: 1
      ...If we never took risks we would still be cavemen.

      And that, ladies and gentelmen, is the best argument I've ever heard for the banning of all risk taking. Just imagine what this planet would be like if we had never advanced beyond that point.
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  67. Faster than light = higher priority by NerdyJock · · Score: 1

    While this is really cool, I think that "Faster than Light Propulsion" should be the priority for all physicists

  68. A statement from the President by buzzn · · Score: 1

    Ladies and Gentlement, the President of the United States: "These so-called scientists have gone too far this time. While we do not know for sure one way or another what the results of these experiments will be in the future, we cannot wait for the possibility that a black hole could destroy our way of life as we know it, disrupt our focus on the real enemy--global terror networks. Or even worse, reduce corporate profits. That is why I have ordered our armed forces into harm's way once again. As we speak, nucular physicists worldwide are being brought to justice by our brave men and women in uniform. They--these rogues--are not scientists, they are illegal combatants, and we will have no mercy on those who cannot justify their expensive research. This could be 9/11, all over again, only on an unprecedented scale that we cannot even imagine. That is all."

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  69. saftey solution by pizpot · · Score: 1

    To make it safe, just in case, they should put a cement or metal container around it. Outside the event horizon somehow.

    1. Re:saftey solution by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Outside the sub-phenoscopic event horizon? How on EARTH would they do that?

      Not to mention that if the event horizon were, you know, tangibly large, building a concrete barrier around it would only serve to give more matter to the hole (there is a gravity effect OUTSIDE the event horizon, you know. And, since the barrier would be static, it would be mighty difficult for it to escape).

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  70. Black Holes and Birth of our World by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Knowing the government and their previous actions on subjects like this I think they have already experimented with the mini black holes. Most scientific information that would give the general public a stir is withheld for many years until the people are ready. I believe that black holes are not time traveling devices, but more of a door to a new universe. Black holes suck in anything and everything, including light. Our universe started from a Singularity in which matter was infinitely compressed and space and time was infinitely distorted. Black holes compress and distort matter and time. Put two and two together and what do you have? The birth of our universe. I believe our universe was born inside of a black hole and that we are currently living and evolving inside of it. Thus means every black hole we see out in space possibly is a gateway to another universe. Tell me what you think?

    1. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      I know nathing about nathing, but couldn't this idea be a reason why everything is accelerating away from everything else? Just like stuff gets pulled into a black hole from the outside, if there was stuff inside it, might it not also be pulled outwards? However even if all of this was true, how would we ever get into another universe inside a black hole? It is not so much a gateway as a wall, with no egress in or out... anything that tries just becomes, well, more black hole...

      Dibs on the prime centre of the universe property!

      Again as I said, I know nathing, but when we are talking about this kind of thing, who really does?

    2. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by libra-dragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think each block hole is created by civilizations conducting experiments similar to ours. They're thinking that this is just too small and unstable to turn into one of those real big black holes out there...

    3. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1
      Your conjecture is completely unfalsifiable, and therefore, completely unscientific.

      Also, seeing as how it would be impossible to study this sort of stuff without building something as big as this collider, and how it'd be impossible for that to happen without anyone else knowing about it, your conspiracy theory about the government already knowing the answer is also unfounded.

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    4. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 1

      If black holes are taking in matter then something must be throwing it out(White holes). If there is only a exit then pretty soon all the matter in our universe will be ate up by the black holes and all that will be left is nothingness. There has to be a cycle somewhere. Everything in this universe has a beginning and a end. "So my opinion is that the universe uses black holes to recycle matter and pull it back into one singularity in which another big bang occures".

    5. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      If black holes are taking in matter then something must be throwing it out(White holes).

      Why?

      There has to be a cycle somewhere.

      Why?

      Everything in this universe has a beginning and a end.

      But eh matter can't be created or destroyed apparently.

    6. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 1

      Theory: a set of facts, propositions, or principles analyzed in their relation to one another and used, especially in science, to explain phenomena. It is very probable based on the current study with black holes. Reply to this. Could it be possible that black holes help recycle the matter in the universe? If the Big Bang Theory is true and our universe started from a singularity then it is possible that when black holes suck in and compress matter/light that it could cause a singularity inside of itself.

    7. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 1

      Black holes do not created or destroyed matter. It forces it into a different state. Like when ice melts or water boils. This can be considered a cycle.

    8. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 1

      A black hole is created when a star cannot sustain its own gravitional weight and collapses on itself.

    9. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by brunascle · · Score: 1

      i've thought about that too. it is pretty interesting.

      if true, then our/their time would have to be reversed. the big bang would be at the collapse/creation of the black hole, so any black hole that exists now would mean that right now is actually before their big bang. and since matter continues to fall into a black hole after it collapses, that would mean that some matter actually comes out of the singularity before the big bang.

      it could also mean that our universe is inside another, larger universe.

    10. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by ChiChiCuervo · · Score: 1

      I think you need to give Keanu his bong back.

    11. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think black holes are generated when civilizations get a critical mass of stupid people going, yammering on about whatever brainfart they've decided is brilliant and worthy of voice TODAY, something like a few billion such conversational collision events, and at first all the oxygen is sucked out of the room of each such event, then it spreads worldwide, then it starts on all the other matter as it all gets slurped into a gigantic ball of DUMBASS-itude.

      Based on my highly accurate calculations, we should be there in a matter of months. Sooner, if Slashdot ups its story post count by 10 stories a day.

    12. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Umm, we've known for many, many years that matter can be created and destroyed. e = mc^2 and all that.

    13. Re:Black Holes and Birth of our World by Angstroem · · Score: 1

      Yep. But the energy can't be created or destroyed -- just transformed.

  71. Re:Am I The Only One by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The fans of Scary Movie 4? A Viagra-induced massive hardon and a cat makes a black hole a very insignificant problem.

  72. As long as we know 5 minutes before .. by torpor · · Score: 1

    .. they flip the switch, its all good.

    I mean, that should be enough time to do all the things I always wanted to do when/if I knew the world was going to end ..

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  73. I am not an atomic playboy. by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

    It will not start a chain reaction in the water, converting it all to gas and letting all the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom. It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water run down the hole. It will not destroy gravity.

    1. Re:I am not an atomic playboy. by jgbreezer · · Score: 1

      "I am not an atomic playboy"..

      Quote source: one of the best PC demos of the 90s, 2nd Reality.. Nostalgic memories of coding and watching many... <drifts off>

      But I'm getting ott.

  74. This isn't new... by pdtp · · Score: 1

    ... my computer has created mini black holes all the time i can't tell the number of times i have seen the "Divied by zero" error. Damn old dos programs.

  75. And here I sit... by TimeOnMyHands · · Score: 5, Funny

    working in a small cubicle, doing nothing that will ever even change the world, while these guys are working on a project that could destroy the world! I'm so jealous... I've made bad choices.

    1. Re:And here I sit... by Delight-Delirium · · Score: 1

      You read my mind, dude.

    2. Re:And here I sit... by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      Time to take action. Mayke you're not a rocket scientist, but you cal always try to become president and destroy the world.
      There are more ways to reach one goal ;)

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    3. Re:And here I sit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could still always crash a plane into a skyscraper or something.

  76. Neat! by XanC · · Score: 1

    But I think their understanding of Trek warp theory is way off. Enterprise zips around the galaxy without time dilation effects.

    1. Re:Neat! by Suidae · · Score: 1

      But I think their understanding of Trek warp theory is way off. Enterprise zips around the galaxy without time dilation effects.

      Not so, according to the TNG tech manual. While the warp drives avoid time dilation by virtue of the impulse engines are sub-light and operate in normal space, subjecting the crew to all the usual time dilation effects. Sublight velocity is normally restricted to about 0.5c (IIRC, check the manual for the exact number) to keep this to a minium. They periodicly recalibrate their clocks with a standard.

      This is not something they ever really touched on in the TV series, to my knowledge (with the exception of the Picard maneuver, which is superluminal). It would have made an interesting addition to a battle scene. Moving at near light speed could possibly afford some tactical advantages. At the very least it could have been used for a time capsule or something.

    2. Re:Neat! by XanC · · Score: 1

      While the warp drives avoid time dilation by virtue of the impulse engines

      Well that was really my point. The GP's linked page discusses how long it takes a ship to get different places, assuming that it's never really exceeding the speed of light, and that thousands of years in "real time" pass in the meantime. That's not what happens on the show.

    3. Re:Neat! by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Completely off topic, but shouldn't old ships with damaged warp drives be showing up all the time with people long thought dead?

    4. Re:Neat! by glwtta · · Score: 1

      assuming that it's never really exceeding the speed of light, and that thousands of years in "real time" pass in the meantime. That's not what happens on the show

      That's not what I read - they assume the ship can travel at 1516 times the speed of light, but experiences no time dilation. So a 21 year trip for the ship (31,836 light years or 9,761 parsecs) would only be 3 seconds for an "occupant" of the particle in question.

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    5. Re:Neat! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes. Except that in the Star Trek universe you never seem to be more than a few light months away from a Federation starbase. Unless you're in the delta quadrant, of course.

      Plus warp drives can be made out of saltpeter, charcoal and stray diamonds. No, wait, that was a different episode.....

  77. Bring on the mipspleeings! by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

    Seriously, how many times did the submitter have to rewrite that until he got "Large Hadron Collider" to come out? Also, google for "hardon particle". It's puerile, yes, but amusing enough before lunch hour.

  78. Black Holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG the sky is falling!!! Oh wait false alarm, my minute of fame is over. Next....

  79. I bet you $1,000,000... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that the world won't end as a result of this experiment. Any takers?

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    1. Re:I bet you $1,000,000... by NinjaFarmer · · Score: 1

      I'll take that bet at billion to one odds.

  80. CERN report on the threat by moon_monkey · · Score: 1

    According to this safety report(PDF), commissioned by CERN, there is no perceivable threat.

  81. I twice read this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read it here, and a few posts above you.

  82. If by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    If a blackhole is created and doesn't dissipate don't worry about it. There won't be time to stress out. It will gobble up everything so quickly you won't know what happen. Then life (beyond the earth anyhow) moves on. :)

  83. Abolish Congress by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    That'll prevent black holes from appearing, at least in the US.

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  84. Fiction becomes Fact? by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, created black holes destroying the world is part of the plot of this book.

  85. That's Fermi Paradox. by Cybert4 · · Score: 0, Troll

    And yes, I'd like my karma points.

  86. IIRC... it was the H bomb... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    ... they were worried about. The kind you need another fission bomb just to ignite. I did remove an entire island from the face of the earth.

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    1. Re:IIRC... it was the H bomb... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >I did remove an entire island from the face of the earth.

      Now put it back.

    2. Re:IIRC... it was the H bomb... by murdocj · · Score: 1

      I recall reading that there was concern that the first H bomb could ignite the deuterium in the oceans. They ran a calculation and figured out that there was plenty of safety factor. Later on, after the first detonation, they realized that their calculation had been off by a factor of 10 (was 10 times less safety factor than they realized).

  87. Black Holes by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    If we can (barely) survive Jim Goatse, I'm sure we can survive anything.

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  88. Post-Mortem Processing by Wanado · · Score: 1
    What will happen?...What's the big problem aside from the end of the earth?
    The real problem is that the Pearly Gates would suddently be overloaded beyond capacity. How would you like to take a number and wait while they process the forms for 6 billion people?

    -Picture the DMV times a billion or so.
    -Think of what the waiting room would smell like after a while.
    -And it's run by near-sighted 90-year-old volunteers, hope they don't make a mistake processing your paperwork!
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  89. Black Holes are fine... by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

    I just hope they don't produce more Ridiculons. If you ask me, we got enough of them already...

    1. Re:Black Holes are fine... by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      That's what Zappa thought too

  90. Fate Of The Future by Swordless+Samurai · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else concerned that we are creating a black hole on our planet? I mean sure they say we can control it, but what happens if we can't, or something goes wrong? Then we have to problem on this balck hole eating everything in it's path. I'm no physist, or anything like that, but I do know that messing with black holes on the one inhabitable planet we know of is probably not the greatest idea. Just in my opinion, I understand the scientific research and how advanced this is, but something is unsound here.

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    1. Re:Fate Of The Future by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Interesting, and what's your (or anyone else freaking out about this) stance on say...
      global warming?

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    2. Re:Fate Of The Future by Swordless+Samurai · · Score: 1

      Lol, i'm not freaking out, I'm just worried about a few variables that might be beyond our control. That's all.

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    3. Re:Fate Of The Future by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Right, I wasn't calling you Chicken Little specifcally, but thought that the perceptions of the two matters provided a nice contrast.

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  91. I vote for "small scale" damage by ArchAbaddon · · Score: 1
    Some people are worrying about the world's next-generation particle collider, the Large Hadron Collider, which is due to open for business next year at CERN's facility on the Franco-Swiss border.

    So we might loose France and Switzerland? What's the problem here?

    (j/k) :)

  92. And David Brin by tinkerton · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know how old Hogan's book is, but in 1990 or so David Brin wrote

    Earth

    where an artificial black hole grows out of control and slowly eats the planet earth from the inside out.

  93. My idea exactly! Brilliant! SETI paradox resolved by SlideGuitar · · Score: 1

    Damn, you beat me to it. That's exactly right, and so true it really is funny (and so funny it HAS to be true).

    Intelligent life is EXTREMELY common, and every time it arises in the universe it starts toying with the fundamental forces of nature, builds particle accelerators and voila.... soon we have a universe populated by blackholes, the vast majority of which represent the former locations of intelligent life forms....

    It's really quite a profound thought/possibility... intelligence as a thing that is its own undoing in a deep sense. It's the oldest mythological idea around..... wouldn't it be funny if it was real by THIS mechanism?

    Well, we wouldn't have time to laugh since the black hole would suck everything in pretty quickly... but if we did have time to laugh surely the intense irony of that "I'm falling into a black hole" moment would be bring a good chuckle!

  94. Not yet by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

    We're messing around with black holes and we don't even have an operational Hawking drive yet? I don't know about you, but I really don't trust the TechnoCore all that much.

    1. Re:Not yet by Control+Group · · Score: 1

      Nah

      We're still working on developing hyperparasitism - we're in the clear for a bit yet.

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  95. Sounds like The Krone Experiment by rev063 · · Score: 1

    There's an old Sci-Fi novel, The Krone Experiment, which has exactly this idea as a premise. Although now I've gone and given away the "big surprise" of the book, it's still well worth a read: it's a gripping good yarn that lays out the purported consequences of releasing a microscopic black hole on Earth. I think it's out of print though -- I got a used copy from Amazon for less than $5.

    1. Re:Sounds like The Krone Experiment by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I recall a book I read about 20-26 years ago about a tiny black hole being found in some Minoan ruins. I don't remember many of the details, though. It was an archaeological/cosmological-thriller-type book.

  96. Re: Fermi's Paradox! by nbritton · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thats Fermi's Paradox!:

    "The story goes that, one day back on the 1940's, a group of atomic scientists, including the famous Enrico Fermi, were sitting around talking, when the subject turned to extraterrestrial life. Fermi is supposed to have then asked, "So? Where is everybody?" What he meant was: If there are all these billions of planets in the universe that are capable of supporting life, and millions of intelligent species out there, then how come none has visited earth? This has come to be known as The Fermi Paradox.

    Fermi realized that any civilization with a modest amount of rocket technology and an immodest amount of imperial incentive could rapidly colonize the entire Galaxy. Within a few million years, every star system could be brought under the wing of empire. A few million years may sound long, but in fact it's quite short compared with the age of the Galaxy, which is roughly ten thousand million years. Colonization of the Milky Way should be a quick exercise."

    http://zebu.uoregon.edu/~js/cosmo/lectures/lec28.h tml
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

  97. Excuse me by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Is anyone at the "LIFEBOAT FOUNDATION" even a physicist?

    I saw biologists, doctors, writers, sociologists, computer scientist/mathmatician, but no physicist.

    What makes this group of people qualified to even talk about this project? Imagine the uproar if a physicist said "We should not perform this medical procedure because it could be dangerous."

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  98. And this is what they are doing: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1. Create miniature momentary black hole
    Step 2. Patent black holes
    Step 3. Profit!

  99. Can the collider do something cosmic rays don't by shoor · · Score: 1

    If this collider thingy can create black holes, doesn't that mean that cosmic rays have already been doing it for billions of years?

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    1. Re:Can the collider do something cosmic rays don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly. And cosmic ray energies are up to 1000x higher than what LHC will achieve.

  100. Its just black hole's and schroedinger's cat! by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Look people. If we create something in lab that sucks the earth into a blackhole or ignites the atmosphere with an uncontrolled nuclear chain reaction... We won't be around to notice the event.

    Therefore, there are two universes. In one, the event kill us all, and in the other the event fails to do so.

    It is as simple as that.

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  101. WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real civil war that will take place in this country won't be of the body, it will be of the mind... as more and more mind control pressure is pressed on the people, an enevitable backlash is going to occur in such a way that even the ideot class won't buy it anymore. We educated elite will soon find that our ignorant redneck and our savage thuglife bretherin will be our greatest friends in the war on the aristocracy. They want enlightenment just as much as we do. they just havn't been shown how to get it; fortunatly they are all armed, and when the revolution comes it will be us they turn to us to rebuild

    1. Re:WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Dude, I may be stoned and drunk, but what you said just made very little sense even though it tries to relate to what I've said. It's not going to be that the idiot class doesn't buy it anoymore, it's going to be the idiot class being educated by us smarter people that will change this whole situation around. It's just like the industrial revolution.

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  102. Black holes versus Higgs Mass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ob Lexx reference:

    Actually, I'm *a lot* more worried about measuring the mass of the Higgs Boson than I am about black holes:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson_(fiction)

  103. No problemo by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia in such cases we just used to spit 3 times over the left shoulder and go ahead. Worked well for nuclear stations.

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  104. Re:My idea exactly! Brilliant! SETI paradox resolv by nbritton · · Score: 1

    We should have plenty of time to laugh at the irony thanks to time dilation. The first thing you'll notice is that all of the clocks set via GPS will display the wrong time, depending on your prospective.

  105. I'm Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...What's all this fuss I hear about scientists creating black hoes?

  106. Let's face it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like there'll be anyone left to apologise to...

  107. The world should be gone by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    People with a fear of the unknown have long been known for predicting things that never came true. My favorite was that trains would go fast enough that people riding on them would not be able to breathe. However, for ending the world, there are all sorts of ones too. Such as an atmospheric detonation of a nuclear device setting the atmosphere on fire, creating a chain reaction that would destroy all life. This is just another in a long line of fears that hold back progress because people are inherently resistant to change.

    1. Re:The world should be gone by Maximilio · · Score: 1
      Such as an atmospheric detonation of a nuclear device setting the atmosphere on fire, creating a chain reaction that would destroy all life.

      It's funny you pick that one. I am pretty sure I recall that the person who worried about that one was one of the scientists working on the project.

      Also funny that you pick that one because of the relative lack of actual progress to come out of the development of nuclear weapons. Aside from diverting our species' resources into decades of proxy wars and scaring the hell out of all of us, nuclear weapons haven't contributed to anyone's notion of progress at all. We coulda done without 'em.

  108. Reminds me of a SCIFI book I read by subsolar2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Reminds me of the boot Thrice Upon a Time by James P. Hogan where one of the scenarios is the world is destroyed by a CERN fusion generators that uses inertial confinement and ends up producing mini black holes as a byproduct.

    1. Re:Reminds me of a SCIFI book I read by ve3oat · · Score: 0

      Or "Frame Shift" by Robert Sawyer, where a certain experiment at CERN causes the earth to shift slightly in the space-time continuum. An excellent story, well-researched and well-written. Err, sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned this at all because U.S. stores refuse to sell books by Canadian authors. At least I have never found a copy of a Canadian book in a U.S. bookstore. It is strange. Is it due to some black hole sucking up all the books we send across the border or just plain old xenophobia?

  109. What about the singularities? by SloWave · · Score: 1

    All the micro-blackholes should evaporate but won't they leave a bunch of naked singularites floating around? What will all these singularities do to the earth?

    1. Re:What about the singularities? by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      The black holes emit energy, thus losing mass. Eventually all the mass is gone and there will be no singularity.

  110. not that kind of cival war, anyway by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    But since the 1920s the kinds of guns that are legal for American citizens to own haven't had a chance of impacting the outcome of any real war.

    In the case of a war against (or involving) the US military, you're of course correct. But if (as the thread mentions) we were talking about a "civil" war, in the sense of opposing sectors of the general population slugging it out, then believe me that a nice deer rifle will make you plenty dead. Now, it's a little hard to imagine such a conflict since, despite the rabid, rancorous divide over some policy issues, there aren't too many things that would have the people in, say, Pennsylvania, deciding that it's time to head a few miles south and wipe out the population of a town in northern Maryland. Of course, the people from PA would win, since the people in MD would still be fumbling with their mandated trigger locks.

    The only thing that I think could possibly turn that ugly would be, say, a seriously inflammatory immigration incident, or perhaps some unthinkably ugly thing involving Dearborn, Michigan. Who knows. But the north vs. south type just isn't going to find some modern equivalent in "red" vs. "blue." In the more commonly fantasized uprising sort of action, you're completely correct that the military (or even just the Guard in one state) would be way too much for your average gun owner to face. Yes, I know Red Dawn was a documentary, but we repelled that invasion already. I'm waiting for the sequel: Refried Bean Dawn.

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    1. Re:not that kind of cival war, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In the case of a war against (or involving) the US military, you're of course correct. But if (as the thread mentions) we were talking about a "civil" war, in the sense of opposing sectors of the general population slugging it out, then believe me that a nice deer rifle will make you plenty dead.


      It depends. If you're referring to the US military being used against its own citizens en masse (as opposed to things like the LA Riots and the alleged Delta Force presence at Waco) it would have a great impact.

      Firstly, not all soldiers would open fire on US citizens, and some of those who have an IQ will find a way to smoke their immediate commander or NCO before deserting. Most run of the mill leg infantry units aren't worth a shit against snipers and guerillas (this is where the aforementioned deer rifle comes in) and they have only so many of their snipers and designated sharpshooters to go around. I'm intimate with my locale as they could never be (even if they're local no-go guard units). Some folks might even start pulling the ID cards and dog tags off of dead soldiers and "visiting" their families (you can only keep em locked up so long boys). This would be followed by the poisoning of water supplies used to restock the GIs, hitting supply convoys, etc. And Jeezus, don't even be an informant and get caught. It would make Iraq look like a beach blanket bingo.

      If you're military and you put 5.56mm (or larger) down range on a large chunk of the citizenry this is exactly what to expect if there are civie fatalities. If you want a dramatized view (and normally I avoid invoking movies in serious matters) just look to "V is for Vendetta" when the cop shot the little girl.

      Anyway, as an ex-GI who happens to be a gun owning Democrat, all of this talk of defending the hood has me hungry. Anybody up for a Big Mac, Michael Moore (superbiggie) edition? Shit.. nevermind... I can't even get out of my Barkalounger. Mebbe I can order online and have it delivered.
    2. Re:not that kind of cival war, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly, not all soldiers would open fire on US citizens,

      But most cops probably would.

      It's not a military dictatorship I fear, but a police state (which we sort-of have now).

    3. Re:not that kind of cival war, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with these fine gentlemen. A civil war is patently unlikely when you consider the socioeconomic factors involved.

      Of course, if there WERE a civil war, I'd just grab my trusty 7.62mm chrome-barreled sniper rifle. I'd follow the plan I've meticulously prepared for just such an occasion, picking off those murderous brownshirts one by one, and y'all never seen what kinda carnage a lone Reb can do when he's defending his homeland against them guv'mint invaders, 'cause BOY HOWDY, I kin put one through yer eye from a thousand yards, so them G-men best stay away from my family if'n they know what's best! YEE-HAW!

      Why, a man can jus' head down to the store and buy [weapon], which can [random fact about weapon] and kill a man deader than [dead object] before you can [something fast]. So they better stay clear of my house or I'll OMG LOLZ I JUST CREAMED MY SHORTS!!1!

      Seriously, people, if you want to masturbate on the Internet, just use porn.

    4. Re:not that kind of cival war, anyway by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Red Dawn was a documentary?

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    5. Re:not that kind of cival war, anyway by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
      [...] you're completely correct that the military (or even just the Guard in one state) would be way too much for your average gun owner to face.
      True. On the other hand, National Guard armories aren't known for their extensive security. Remember the guy who stole a tank in San Diego?
  111. The Conspiracy by cronian · · Score: 1

    Black holes suck up matter around them, and then emit pure energy. This would allow us to effectively use the nearly limitless energy around us. However, the big oil cartel doesn't want to allow it. So, they are sponsoring the luddite movement to stop it.

    1. Re:The Conspiracy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Instead of Mr. Fusion, now you can own your own Mr. Hole.

  112. Science Fiction Novel by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

    It seems like I read a book with this as a basis when I was young. Really. I was in my early teens, so I didn't understand the science of any of this (still don't in fact), but if I recall correctly, people could purchase personal worm-hole creators. The problem came when one got too large. . . .

  113. ? but that was the grandparent? by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    Anyway, James Hogan's book is from 1980.

    And the idea of human experimental contraptions disrupting the fabric of our known universe is also present in Haldeman's "The Coming" . Could be a common theme actually.

  114. do it anyway by Cederic · · Score: 1


    It's unlikely to destroy the earth, but even if there's a good chance it will: Do it anyway.

    Live a little..

  115. Does this explain SETI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps many of the black holes in the universe are the remnants of higher life forms, from which we will never hear? ;-)

  116. Black hole?? Newbies! by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    If you really want to put all of us in danger, try harder. Like these guys at www.worldjumpday.org who want to shift earth from its orbit by jumping all at once!

  117. Obligatory by Xichekolas · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... I for one welcome our Large Hadron Overlords ...

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    1. Re:Obligatory by Xeger · · Score: 1

      Well, *I* thought it was funny...

  118. ya know... by kevlarsoul · · Score: 1

    Ya know, for a story about the possible destruction of the world, there certainly are a lot of jokesters around here. I can't recall any /. story in recent memory (unless it's something about Jack Thompson or MS placing a patent on breathing) that had so many Score:5 Funny posts as todays.

  119. Then they exploded the first atomic bomb by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    The scientists bet on whether it would ignite the atmosphere and scorch the Earth. Sounds like the same kind of thing to me.

  120. Re:I'll agree with you, EXCEPT for one thing. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Yeah! Fuck the power! ...

    I dunno. I think somone's seen 'Fight Club' one too many times.

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  121. Re:Utter Crap (OBGhostBusters reference) by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

    Yeah, what he said. As long as the guys running the experiments don't cross the streams, everything will be fine.

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  122. So what? by mandos · · Score: 1

    So what?

    Most people believe in an afterlife. If this destroys everything, those people will just get there faster. Some people don't believe in an afterlife. Well, they know that they're going to die some day regardless, so sooner rather then later won't make a difference. :-p

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  123. Black holes by mdemonic · · Score: 1

    Cosmologists making them is great. Ill worry when cosmetiscists are catching up.

  124. Hawking Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is some controversy over whether Hawking radiation actually exists. And it wouldn't invalidate 'everything we know about particle physics and gravitation' if it didn't exist.

    There are several cosmological models where mini-black holes exist and Hawking radiation doesn't, including some which posit mini-black holes as the solution to some of the dark matter problem

  125. It Already Would Have Happened by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    If this sort of thing really could happen we would have already seen cosmic rays make a blac hole and swallow things up somewhere in our solar system.

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  126. Reason why it's not a problem by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

    IANAP, but when this came up before the best explanation I heard that Life As We Know It killing black holes would not be produced is because Nature is already doing this. Cosmic rays strike the earth's atmosphere with more energy than the large hadron collider will produce.

    Examining wikipedia I see that cosmic rays have energies up to 10^20 ev http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray/ while the large hadron collider will have energies up to 10^14 ev http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider / This is indeed mentioned in the LHC article on wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider #Safety_concerns/

    So any particles that LHC is liable to produce are already being made in our upper atmosphere right now. The question is what's the difference (if any) between these particles and those the LHC may produce? I can only think of one... momentum... any mini-black holes made by cosmic rays will be on a trajectory that will take them through the earth and out the otherside (if they live long enough), while those produced in the LHC may be essentially motionless. Is this a significant difference?

    Alternatively, I do not believe that Hawking radiation has been detected from cosmic ray black-hole creation, lending more support to the belief that the LHC can't produce them either.

    IMHO, we're safe, not because theory gives it a very very low probability, but because the reality of cosmic ray energy hasn't killed us yet.

  127. wrong headline by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    It'll say "earth WILL end tomorrow" (subheading: "many scientists agree")

    but this gives me an idea for making money... I'll sell t-shirts that say "I survived the armageddon - and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

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  128. Nature itself tells us: no doomsday by xPsi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    IAAP (who worked on RHIC physics). The same arguments used in 1999-2000 with RHIC (and with Fermilab before that) should be used here. There is no chance for doomsday catastrophe. While these events at the LHC are "high energy" from a human technology point of view (per event per particle), the LHC generates low energy events at low rates compared to nature itself. There are millions of LHC-like events (or "greater") per second that occur on the surface of the moon alone, not to mention in our own atmosphere from cosmic rays. While cosmic rays are carefully studied, the reason we build machines such as RHIC, Fermilab, and LHC is, as scientists, we like to study events systematically and carefully at specific energies in a relatively low-noise environment (difficult to do with cosmic rays, which is why we might not formally detect strangelets or black holes in such events when measured). However, if there were problems with voracious black holes, stranglets, or other doomsday scenarios due to elementary particle collisions, they would have happened long, long ago in nature (locally) -- we would have seen evidence for it on the moon, atmosphere, etc. (assuming we survived long enough to witness it with such a high event rate - it probably would have happened long before we had a chance to even evolve).


    See Doomsday Fears at RHIC in particular the reference Review of Speculative "Disaster Scenarios" at RHIC

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  129. You are correct by jd · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The size of the singularity is fixed, but the size of the black hole is not. The size of the black hole is directly proportional to the mass and should be a function of the entropy. Hawking radiation is the stream of particles of quantum foam which switch from being virtual to being real when the opposite particle is captured by the black hole. For reasons I do not entirely understand, it is assumed that the majority of particles captured will be the anti-particle, thus adding a negative amount of mass to the black hole. The companion particle will then be observed as radiation that appears to come from the vicinity of the black hole.

    There is an assumption in all of this, that the singularity is a point in space/time. This is how it is normally considered, but it is by no means the only interpretation that would be valid. Evaporation only applies within this assumption because entropy can only ever increase and the entropy of a physical point singularity that did not evaporate would be a constant. If a singularity does not exist as a point (there are other solutions, such as a "Kerr Ring Singularity") or doesn't actually exist as a physical entity at all (see below for a trivial theory where that would work), then all bets are off.

    This is a "just for amusement" theory, for the sole purpose of illustrating a singularity that would not violate the second law of thermodynamics and still not evaporate. Let us say that a singularity does have infinite gravity at the point at which it "exists", and that the curvature of space/time is a direct function of gravity, then what we call a singularity would not actually exist as an object. At all. What you would have is a "well" of essentially zero diameter where the sides were orthogonal to space and along the axis of time in a negative direction. The notion that "space and time end at a singularity" would not be true to an observer within the Universe, as they would not experience the well as anything other than a continuation of space. However, space would then not be simply-connected and it would be mathematically possible to show that there were mathematically definable points within an otherwise well-defined region that could not be reached.

    Now for the well itself. It cannot stop within the universe, because there are no forces along that axis. F=ma, so if F=0, then a=0. Nor can it continue forever, because it's going along the axis of time and time does not continue forever. There is exactly one place such a well could terminate, that being the moment of the Big Bang. (It stops there because there's nothing more to travel along.) It would be an express trip, there would be no possibility of getting off anywhere else. So it's just as well that, if this correct, anything that fell in would be crushed into quantum foam. Nothing else is going to fit in a well of zero diameter. Hawking's theory of imaginary time becoming real time would certainly fit this description.

    This theory would require that (a) black holes can only ever expand, (b) hawking radiation would contain equal numbers of particles and anti-particles (which would explain why we have such trouble finding any), (c) the recently-proved Poincare hypothesis does NOT apply to space/time, as it is no longer simply-connected, and therefore the Universe is NOT topologically equivalent to a hypersphere (which is going to upset the Chinese and Russians no end), and (d) the Hubble constant absolutely must be below 1.

    (That last one might not be obvious, so I'll explain. This theory recycles matter and energy through time to the big bang. Since you have a Universe's worth of matter/energy, you would not need inflation theory - which is "good" because inflation is an ugly hack whose chief benefit is that it works vastly better than every other mainstream theory in existance. But you can't guarantee that the whole Universe is recycled if the Universe is open. You can only guarantee 100% recycling if every possible photon and every possible particle is absolutely

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    1. Re:You are correct by KingSkippus · · Score: 3, Funny

      So... That's a yes, right?

    2. Re:You are correct by cazzazullu · · Score: 1

      The particles absorbed do not need to be anti-particles. Anti-particles have positive mass as well, and both the absorbtion of virtual particles and anti-particles will draw mass/energy from the singularity by creating their real complements.

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    3. Re:You are correct by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, the idea behind Hawking radiation is that the intense gravity gradient of a black hole causes virtual particles to become actual near the event horizon. One goes in and the other escapes. It doesn't matter which one went in. Of course, a pair of particles just appearing out of the vacuum leaves a "hole" that must be filled (otherwise cionservation of mass/energy is violated). The energy to fill the hole tunnels out of the black hole itself. The net result is that it loses the mass of the escaped particle.

      It's worth noting that the size of black hole we're talking about here would evaporate in a small fraction of a second, most likely before it would even encounter another particle. It would have to somehow absorb a few hundred metric tons of matter to even last 1 second.

      Should all of this theory prove wrong, we may still feel safe since collisions with this level of energy DO occur in nature already and obviously haven't created "The Black Hole that Swallowed the Earth".

    4. Re:You are correct by jmiles · · Score: 1

      I'm not qualified to address your argument about space-time and thermodynamics, but I wanted to comment on the first paragraph:

      The fact that black holes radiate and decrease in mass is not due to the anti-particle of the virtual pair being recaptured and imparting a "negative" mass. Anti-particles have identical mass (and lifetime, and magnitudes of charge and spin and other quantum numbers) as their conjugate particles. This is a direct consequence of CPT symmetry. Black holes are supposed to radiate energy simply because a virtual pair may briefly pop into existence near the event horizon, at which point they can be pulled apart by tidal gravity. While one of the pair is pulled back in, the energy extracted from the graviational field in separating them can make the outer particle real, at which point it can do things like escape or decay/radiate. The orientation of the particle and anti-particle is irrelevant.

      Let's just hope that a tiny black hole with 14 TeV/c^2 of mass (the LHC center-of-mass energy) radiates more quickly than it interacts with particles of the Earth. That would be an interesting sociological case study though, to observe how humanity behaves when it knows that the planet will collapse on itself in, say, 91 years (totally making that up), when the microscopic black hole reaches the approximate cross section of a nucleus and everything suddenly gets out of control...

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    5. Re:You are correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One previous article stated specifically the amount of time required for such a black hole to decay. I don't remember the exact numbers, but I did some quick math and found that such a black hole, falling in the earth's gravitational field, would be gone before it had even had the chance to fall the radius of a proton (I think it was actually a lot less than that). The chances of it encountering a particle in that time, especially in an evacuated particle accellerated, are ridiculously small. Also, and I could be wrong here, due to it's low mass and the low energy of any other particle it's likely to encounter, I think there's only a very small chance that the black hole would capture it if it did find one.

      In fact, I'll bet the black hole, even in the relatively high matter density of the earth's environment would need a mass 10's of orders of magnitude greater than LHC could create. The rate at which a hole decays is inversely proportional to mass. Around a certain point (this according to the wikipedia article on primordial black holes...grain of salt required), the decay progresses so rapidly it would be like a very large explosion. I think this is somewhere around the mass of one of Mars' moons.

    6. Re:You are correct by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, except that all of those would have been at near light speed (since the particle was at near light speed to have enough KE to create a black hole). and so the reaction cross-section could collapse down to an even more infinitesimal size -- CERN will make several hundred black holes/year with initial velocity that is less than the escape velocity.

    7. Re:You are correct by sjames · · Score: 1

      The incoming particles are indeed at near light speed, but they collide with particles that are hardly moving at all. Unlike the black holes that might form from the natural collision, the ones at CERN will be in a very hard vacuum, so will have far less chance of swallowing anything before evaporating. Of course, with their extremely short lifespans, either way the chance of swallowing anything is very small.

    8. Re:You are correct by jd · · Score: 1

      Quantum foam must be zero-sum, as it is mathematically equivalent to a perfect vaccuum, except on the quantum scale where a perfect vaccuum is impossible as it violates the second law of thermodynamics. Regular anti-matter is just a property of symmetry when applied to ordinary matter, and so does indeed have a positive mass. When you get into the game of virtual particles, where any number of pairs of particles must be creatable and destroyable without changing the state of the system (which would violate the law of conservation of mass and energy), the rules change quite dramatically. Quantum foam is fun stuff, as it cannot exist at a statistically-significant level, it can only exist at levels below that point as fluctuations in both directions from the mean.

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    9. Re:You are correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an enormous hole in your understanding. Anti particles do NOT have negative mass. They have the same mass as their counterparts. In fact, they do not have negative quantities at all, the have OPPOSITE quantities. We call electric charge positive positive and negative, but in actuallity they are indicators of direction, not of quantity. Since the directions are opposed, they ACT mathematically as negative quantities to each other. Mass does not work that way. It is the quality in gravitation that is analagous to the quality of charge in electricity, and is UNIdirectional, not BIdirectional in the force it exerts.

      Anti-particles have opposite qualities from regular particles, but there is no gravitational opposite for them to have.

      So... forget the nonsense about negative mass being added to the black hole. It is a misconception. It is the conservation of mass and energy that provides the reasoning for the "withdrawal" from the black hole. Since neither particle existed until they popped and were split, it is reasoned that the appearance of an entire particle's worth of enegery in the rest of the universe (ie, the newly unvirtual particle itself), there must be an equal decrease in energy in the only other part of the universe left. To wit, the black hole.

    10. Re:You are correct by ClassMyAss · · Score: 1
      For reasons I do not entirely understand, it is assumed that the majority of particles captured will be the anti-particle, thus adding a negative amount of mass to the black hole. The companion particle will then be observed as radiation that appears to come from the vicinity of the black hole.

      Not exactly - antiparticles have positive mass, just like regular particles, and the amount of particles and antiparticles captured by the hole is equal (you should be able to swap the two and end up with the same exact theory - the fact that our universe is mostly matter and not antimatter is a bit confusing, as all our generally accepted theories treat the two on equal footing). The net change in mass is due to the fact that when an antiparticle-particle pair is created from the vacuum, it usually only exists over a very short time before annihilating to result in zero net change in mass; the time it can exist for is loosely related to the uncertainty principle (although in quantum field theory, you can't really use the original uncertainty principle as stated). However, in the vicinity of a black hole, one of the particles can be "sucked in" before it has a chance to annihilate with the other, so both particles become "real" as opposed to virtual; by conservation of energy, since the outgoing particle now has positive mass (or to be more precise, positive energy, as some particles are massless), we play a bookkeeping trick and say that the ingoing one must have negative mass/energy.

      We then assume that if this energy came from somewhere, it must have come from the gravitational field (there's not much else to play with, after all, in an empty spacetime with a black hole!). Note, however, that the mechanics of this transfer are not specified by Hawking's theory - all that he says is essentially that the "empty" quantum field scatters off of a black hole in such a way as to lead to quantum field energy flowing off to infinity. It makes a lot more sense if you accept the fact that "empty" space is really vibrating this way and that like crazy - generally you can't extract anything useful from this, because it's uniformly violent, but at the boundary of a black hole, our usual definition of empty space turns out to be wrong (not to oversimplify or anything...), so there is actually an outward flow of energy.

      But I don't think we'll really have a handle on this until quantum gravity is solved - after all, Hawking calculated using quantum field theory on a classical spacetime, so really any energy flow is coming straight out of the quantum field; it's an assumption that there will be a corresponding reaction between the quantum (electromagnetic) field and the gravitational field that will actually reduce the mass and event horizon of the black hole, but the nature of this reaction is unknown. It's also unclear exactly what an event horizon will look like quantum mechanically - up until now, all quantum theories have been on prespecified spacetimes, so it's a little weird to use them to talk about spacetime itself.

      I should note that this particle-antiparticle on the horizon picture of this effect is kind of a sleight of hand; to my knowledge, nobody has ever performed the relevant calculation in position space, and besides, at the quantum level, it means very little to talk about a particle "doing" anything, since in QFT a single particle is an extreme and unrealizable case. But the intuition is pretty much right on.

      This is what we get for living in a world where 1 + 2 + 3 + ... = -1/12...
    11. Re:You are correct by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1

      I'm no quantum psysicist, but if there were particles (virtual or no) of negative mass, would they not be repelled from a black hole, which has positive mass? Which would in turn mean that only the particles of positive mass could ever enter a black hole.

    12. Re:You are correct by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      It doesn't mutch matter what speed the particle the high energy particle hits, in the center of mass frame, it's moving at almost c. The resulting particle will be moving at almost c. My concern isn't a black hole growing, it's the slight possibility that there is no such thing as Hawking radiation. It's theoretical only at the point (not observed) and there are problems in the theory that aren't entirely worked out.

    13. Re:You are correct by leylinja · · Score: 1

      I think the charge neutrality doesn't pose a problem on this level. Imagine a (+e,-e)-pair is created. One of these particles, let's say -e, falls to an initially charge neutral hole. Then the charge of the hole is -e. When the next pair is created, the probability of the event where +e is pulled in and e- is pushed away is considerably higher than the probability of the event with opposite signs. The reason for this is the electrical force between the hole and the particles. If the next particle sucked in is also -e, then the asymmetry will be even more pronounced and after a few particle-antiparticle pairs the hole will return to the charge neutral state.

      The reduction in the black hole mass as a result of the above process is analogous to the voltage of a spherical capacitor, whose radius increases. I bet many slashdot readers know a lot about capacitors. Inside a spherical conductor shell, there's a charged conductor sphere, which creates a Coulomb potential V(x) around itself. The voltage between the shell and the sphere is U = V(d)-V(r), where d is the distance of the shell from the center of the sphere and r is the radius of the sphere. The capacitance is proportional to dr/(d-r). Now let us increase d to infinity. Since charge is conserved, the difference of final and initial voltages is r/(d0-r) times the initial voltage, where d0 is the distance d in the initial state.

      The analogy to the black holes replaces charge conservation with energy conservation and voltage with gravitation field. The energy stored by the electric field is analogous to the energy stored by the gravitation. This energy gain of the gravitation field is compensated from the mass of the black hole, at least if it is not rotating etc. Now if one estimates d0 for instance with an electron de Broglie wave length and r with a Schwartzschild radius of an object with mass m, one can estimate how much the mass of the black hole is reduced in a single Hawking radiation event. If we know the frequencies of these radiation events and of the events where ordinary matter falls to the hole, we get a balance equation, which tells exactly when the black holes grow or shrink. If no ordinary matter goes in, they'll just shrink.

      So my point is that we don't need quantum foams, multiple universes, flying saucers etc. to convince ourselves that the particle colliders are safe and we want more of them. The exotic theories are needed only at the microscopic level and for this purpose we should be interested to have even more powerful colliders than LHC.

    14. Re:You are correct by sjames · · Score: 1

      It doesn't mutch matter what speed the particle the high energy particle hits, in the center of mass frame, it's moving at almost c. The resulting particle will be moving at almost c.

      Actually it will slow down. Some energy will likely be lost to other particles (for example, should it hit a nucleus or if an electron, it will lose energy ionizing the atom), and it will gain the mass of whatever it might hit when the black hole forms. Conservation of energy isn't just a suggestion.

      In any event, for something moving in a non-rarified environment, there is a non-zero chanc of multiple collisions (greater than the odds for a black home created at CERN). Over the history of the Earth, it has probably happened many times and Earth is still here.

    15. Re:You are correct by mvg · · Score: 1

      By the way, note that falling into a black hole "curls up" one spatial dimension. Since passing an event horizon has no immediate discernable effect (other than tidal effects sufficiently near the singularity), could it be the case that we are already falling into 6 black holes (explaining 6 out of 10 dimensions already being curled up)?

    16. Re:You are correct by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      ROFL ...

      what a bunsh of garbage you wrote, sorry. You deserve a +5 funny, but not +5 Interesting.

      One example: For reasons I do not entirely understand, it is assumed that the majority of particles captured will be the anti-particle, thus adding a negative amount of mass to the black hole.

      2 mistakes in one row:
      a) no, its not assumed that the majority of particles captured will be anti particles.
      b) no, anti particles don't have a negative mass, they have an ordinary mass like any particle, and that is a positive one.

      What happends in case of hawkins radiation is simple:
      We assum there is a "vacuum fluctuation". A virtual pair of a particle and its anti particle is spontanous created. Usually they annihilate each other imediatly again. Now if such a pair comes into existence very close to the event horizon of a black hole, one part my fall into the black hole while the other particle escapes. The escaping particle has a measureable amount of energy. So suddenly in the universe is more energy than before, that can't be. The law of energy conservation dictates the black hole must have lodt energy. The explanation is: the particle that dropped into it had negative energy. So the black hole lodt energy, and that is mass. Hu ... yeah, sounds wiered. A quite good explanation you can find here: http://www.physics.ucdavis.edu/Text/Carlip.html#Ha wkrad

      angel'o'sphere

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    17. Re:You are correct by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      The primary energy sourse (only for our purposes) of a cosmic particle is kinetic. Any energy used to make a black hole would be kinetic and would survive the reaction (conservation, as you point out). At that point, it will have a stunningly small cross section and will not have "elastic" interactions -- the only thing it could do (besides evaporate, but we're assuming here that it just might be that there is no such thing as Hawking radiation) the only thing it could do now is suck up a few atoms and continue to fly though the earth at near c-- there is no slowing it down given the KE that this thing would have. The argument is spurious.

      BTW, CERN will create many black holes -- that's not the argument. The argument is weather Hawking radiation will allow them to evaporate or if some (about 200/year) might hang out and at some point start to grow and then eat the earth.

    18. Re:You are correct by sjames · · Score: 1

      The evaporation isn't really in question. If they didn't evaporate, they would be plentiful enough that we would encounter them regularly. Even if they evaporated significantly slower than we think (but long enough for the primordial quantum black holes to be gone), new ones must be created all over the universe by high energy collisions. That would include significantly slower ones from the other side of the galaxy (having collided with many atoms of gas on their way here).

      The exact mechanism is up for grabs with Hawking radiation being the front-runner. If they somehow DON'T evaporate at all, then the only way we wouldn't see quantum black holes would be if they can't actually be created by particle collisions such as the ones at CERN or even much more energetic (so also no problem).

    19. Re:You are correct by jd · · Score: 1

      It's not obvious what a negative mass would do in a positive gravity. Experiments with the Casmir Effect demonstrate negative energy densities, which would imply we can experiment with negative mass, but nobody has been able to do much beyond cause the aparatus to shatter, which limits things a little. If you can wait a couple of hundred years (provided civilization hasn't fried itself and/or the planet by then), we'll have the technology to answer that question. Until then, any answer you can come up with has equal footing with any other, as we've absolutely no meaningful data to work with, even as far as deciding which solution is the simplest needed but no simpler.

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    20. Re:You are correct by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      First of all, collisions are highly unlikey in space if they don't happen in the sun's depth, how much intrestelar space must one cross before they get to a sun's depth of hydrogen? Secondly, after a collision, the speed would be unchanged in the center of mass frame--still almost c. Thridly, how would you detect these things? They travel at almost c and have near zero interaction cross-sections.

    21. Re:You are correct by sjames · · Score: 1

      First of all, collisions are highly unlikey in space if they don't happen in the sun's depth, how much intrestelar space must one cross before they get to a sun's depth of hydrogen?

      I would imagine 100,000 light years through the galaxy including it's core would more than cover it. if not, 15 billion light years across the universe should do it.

      In figuring the speed, you're forgetting that energy is conserved. It WILL slow down every time it captures anything.

      It is also noteworthy that LHC will be very unlikely to spew black holes with nobody noticing. Any production of black holes from LHC would be strong evidence that gravity is indeed much stronger in small scales and so validate a great deal of theory. It's one of the lines of research that makes LHC worth building!

    22. Re:You are correct by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      You disagree that the speed of center of mass will change? If so, please explain why?

    23. Re:You are correct by sjames · · Score: 1

      Huh? My point is that it WILL change. You appeared to be the one arguing that it won't!

      Specifically, I argue that each time it absorbs another particle it will slow down (except in the somewhat less likely case that it absorbs a faster moving particle from behind).

  130. What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only on slashdot will you find someone offering a serious rebuttal to the "three stooges theory of particle physics". God help us.

  131. Re:I'll agree with you, EXCEPT for one thing. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'e never seen Fight Club. I don't really watch movies or television. I spend most of my time writing music, or playing games, or checking up on my family thru their internet blogs. Otherwise, I just read about stuff thru my email, and I take most of it with a grain of salt.

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  132. excuse me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I know for a fact that I once met and dated a negative stranglet back in the 70s and DO WE HAVE WORLD PEACE YET? FLYING CARS???

    I THINK NOT!

    I rest my case..some things are better left *unknown*

  133. Silver lining by nFriedly · · Score: 1

    The good news is that if they're wrong, nobody will be angry at them!

  134. even more clarification by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

    That's the book I was thinking about, but you are wrong about the "time machine" causing the black holes, it was an expermintal fusion plant that was creating the micro-black holes, and was causing interference with the time machine, so they had to send a message back in time to stop the plant from going online, without having a chance to figure out what would happen to them by sending the message.

    I don't think the black holes were causing interference to the machine but they were orbiting at high velocities and low enough to damage things and people by putting holes in them. I do remember that they had to send a message back in time to prevent the black holes from destroying the Earth. In the story once the micro black holes got going nothing could stop them. Interesting book and funny that about three fourths of the story never happened at the end of it all, since every message sent back changed the future.

  135. "completely wrong" by nephridium · · Score: 1

    What makes me worry is the fact that we (humans) all through history thought we "knew" things that turned out to be completely wrong. We once thought all matter consists off the elements Fire, Water, Air and Earth. We once thought the earth was a disc. We once thought the earth was the center of the universe. We once thought time was constant...

    In the past our new discoveries led to scientific advancement instead of utter destruction - the thing that has changed since then is the fact that we really are playing with enormously powerful 'toys' now - never in our history have we harnessed the energy of nuclear fission, could we accelerate particles to near light speed etc.

    I crave innovation and scientific advancement just like any geek, but we should always be aware of (I know it sounds cliche) the "Ooh, this wasn't supposed to happen" scenario and act accordingly (which in certain cases will mean NOT to step foward, but to take a step back and reevaluate). There may not be a Neo, Gordon Freeman or a Spider Man to save humanity.

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    And when you gaze long enough into the code, the code will also gaze into you.
    1. Re:"completely wrong" by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Right. And lots of alchemists actually made matter out of air, wind, fire and water.

      Silence. You're just another one of the "I don't know what you're doing, so obviously neither do you." camp.

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    2. Re:"completely wrong" by nephridium · · Score: 1

      Silence. You're just another one of the "I don't know what you're doing, so obviously neither do you." camp.

      Oh, a "Shut up, you're stupid!" ad hominem, that's original. I know what this article is about and was just pointing out that caution needs to be applied anywhere in science. Let me sum up my viewpoint with this famous quote: "There are grounds for cautious optimism that we may now be near the end of the search for the ultimate laws of nature." - Stephen Hawking

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      And when you gaze long enough into the code, the code will also gaze into you.
  136. interestingly enough by slew · · Score: 2, Informative
    On the other side of that coin, it is instructive to remember that the previous civil war started after the Conservatives lost an election.

    Back then, the "republican" conservatives opposed the expansion of slavery and made freeing the slaves a goal. I believe they actually won the election before the civil war. Techically, Lincoln started out as a "whig", although by then the whig party was split along pro-slave/anti-slave lines and most of the anti-slave whigs (including Lincoln) became republicans by the time of the election.

    Often, the pro-slave ex-whigs called themselves the "conservatives" (in an attempt to reconcile the whig party), but they mostly just teamed up with the democrats in the south and of course the democrats lost that antebellum election and the conservative "republicans" won.

    Perhaps you can make the case that technically the north-conservatives won and the south-conservatives lost, but I don't think that makes your case...

  137. Re:I'll agree with you, EXCEPT for one thing. by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

    Fight Club is about consumerism, not government corruption. And even the movie itself acknowledges the hypocrisy of the methods used by Tyler and his "soldiers."

    Not that that necessarily invalidates what you said, though.

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  138. David Brin's Blog by Schwarzchild · · Score: 1

    is here Contrary Brin.

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    "sweet dreams are made of this..."

  139. no problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, how much gravitational power does it take to overwhelm atomic repulsion? And how much mass does THAT take? Until they can fit Jupiter on the head of a pin, they aren't making a black hole. We aren't even close to cramming a hill onto the head of a pin, much less a mountain. Fearing a black hole of doom from any machine that isn't cosmic in scale is just silly. They're just making a really, REALLY large atom, which I'd call "footballium". I'd be more worried if the reaction goes fusion, because that could make a nice sized crater.

    1. Re:no problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed there's no danger. The idea of it being a danger to the entire earth is just a bit of media blow up and people who are totally ignorant to what a black hole is defined as in science (too much sci fi). Though if they can create a white hole and then a worm hole it would be pretty cool.

  140. Where do they think black holes come from!?!? by brundlefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every black hole in existence in the universe is a result of some fairly advanced civilization reaching a point where each eventually says "Hey, let's build a Large Hadron Collider and see what happens".

    The rest, as they say, is astronomical history....

  141. Re:I'll agree with you, EXCEPT for one thing. by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

    Can you post an entry on your blog about what happens when the Secret Service turn up? I've always wondered.

    (I don't think Old Man Murray told the truth in their report.)

  142. Not this again by xihr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why does this keep coming up? Natural ultra-high energy (UHE) cosmic rays have vastly higher energies and do no such thing. The highest-energy cosmic ray recorded is 300 EeV (that's exaelectron-volts -- 3 x 1020 eV. We get showered by these cosmic rays all the time; if high-energy particle collisions were going to make miniature black holes which somehow don't evaporate and kill us all, then it would have happened long before the Earth finished forming.

    1. Re:Not this again by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      So...if I'm understanding this correctly....Black Holes on Earth is a Good Thing??????

      (Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Now that's real science!@)

      21st Century Reading List:

      Blood Money, by T. Christian Miller, Hostile Takeover by David Sirota, The Bush Agenda by Antonia Juhasz, Armed Madhouse by Greg Palast, Jacked and also Other People's Money by Nomi Prins, Confessions of an Economic Hitman by John Perkins, No Place To Hide by Robert O'Harrow, What Every American Should Know About Who's Really Running the World by Melissa L. Rossi, American Theocracy by Kevin Phillips, Judas Economy by Wolman and Colamosca, and War is a Racket by General Smedley Butler.

  143. Where's the Kaboom! by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!

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    If you disagree with me on social issues, then it's pretty clear that you are a narrow-minded bigot.
  144. Re:Titor's non-anachronistic references by elhaf · · Score: 1

    Looking back in retrospect, it is interesting to see what he thought of as important at the time. It was, in fact, largely the problems that were considered politically important at the time. Now, not so much. He talked about mad cow, the 2000 elections and the partisanship they caused (leading to a civil war), and Waco. None of these are issues even today, never mind in 30 years or whatever. If I were to write something today about how important 9/11 will be in 30 years, I think I will look foolish within 5 years. I doubt we'll care much about 9/11 after... oh wait, I've said too much.

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  145. already too late... by Glog · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the black-hole-fearing crowd... RIAA/MPAA morphed into a black hole a long time ago.

  146. No no, that's good... by StringBlade · · Score: 1

    Each will crush the other into a single singularity again.

    How do you clean up a black hole? With another black hole of course! No muss, no fuss.

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    ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
  147. Is Hawking worried? by Kumiorava · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If not then I might go on with my life and not to bother with this.

    If he is worried then I guess I should stop saving for my retirement fund.

    1. Re:Is Hawking worried? by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Van Allen wasn't worried about nuclear tests in the Van Allen belt, and those caused all kinds of problems.

  148. But porcupines are allergic to raisins by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Failure, Mr. Jones, is hardly original.

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    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  149. Growth by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    But, wouldnt each particle that gets absorbed increase the size of the blackhole, causing it to be more powerful and suck in even more?

    Sure it might take thousands of years, but i dont see it not being a threat at all.

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  150. These doomsayers have no imagination by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Far worse things could happen. For example we might find that the local vacuum state is just a local minimum and that there is, in fact, a lower energy state, if you can just push the vacuum over the edge of its potential well. Who knows, a few trillion eV might be enough to do that. The next effect would be that space itself would start dropping down to a lower energy level and the effect would probably spread out at the speed of light turning the entire universe into a vast ball of energy of <> proportions.

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    Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
  151. Re: Fermi's Paradox! by DrCode · · Score: 1

    One civilization has to be the first. Maybe we're it.

  152. You expected me to give a short answer? by jd · · Score: 1

    I have a reputation as a pontificating waffler to maintain, y'know. :) (And the answer is indeed "yes".)

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:You expected me to give a short answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the Slashdot ID#, the parent is one of our fore-geeks, and I'm not surprised that he actually has a grasp of some pretty tricky physics.
      I bow.

  153. Shhhh! by jd · · Score: 1

    You're perfectly correct, but I was hoping to sell some of the doom-sayers a Black Hole Escape Kit.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  154. I can hardly wait! by dcw · · Score: 1

    If we can hold off on calculating the mass of a bozon partical till 2019 then I can get myself a blackhole gun, Alright!

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    "All those, moments will be lost, in time, like tears, in rain. Time to die." Roy Batty
  155. No mass, no end of the world by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

    Conservation of mass, people. Unless that sucker has a HELL of a lot of mass, we have nothing to worry about. How
    easy can it get?

  156. challenger logic by slew · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember a challenger disaster report that stated that many NASA managers were using similar logic to predict how likely it was for certain failures to cause a launch disaster when signing engineering waivers. They basically stated it was very unlikely for the shuttle to explode and we should first look at emperical evidence: shuttles were launched many times without an explosion, so it must be very unlikely. Certainly, NASA engineers kept considering such possibilites, but they all estimated the probabilities to be tiny and antecdotally considered them to be an acceptable margin to continue to launch.

    Actually in the aftermath when they coalated the estimated number using more rigorous methodologies to determine mean-time before failure, they got much more pessimistic results than the "off-the-cuff" analysis made by the NASA managers. I'm always suspicious when people talk about probablities, and don't use real established procedures for determining risk. Of course, hind-sight is twenty-twenty, but it's always good to know the number when making a decision rather than use numbers to justify a pre-ordained decision.

    Some people listen to too much manager-speak.

  157. Look carefully at the other replies. by Cybert4 · · Score: 1

    Word for word? Talk about /. groupthink. Yeesh. Oh and I'm first and get modded down; meanwhile you post the exact same thing and get modded up. OK.

  158. trip to inner space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I took acid, and I'm still here, right? right? aren't I? WTF?

    1. Re:trip to inner space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang on .. did I even take the acid?

  159. A black hole in your pants by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

    This is scary - what if the terrorists get hold of one of these particle accelerators and make a black hole and destroy the earth? We need to act quickly! We need to have mandatory strip searches at every airport to make sure nobody is concealing a black hole in their PANTS (Particle Accelerator Neutral Transportation System)

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    I like my coffee the way I like my women - roasted and ground up into little tiny pieces.
  160. Forgetting something? by nrlightfoot · · Score: 1

    What the people who are worried about this don't realize is that particles with over 8 orders of magnitude more energy than this have been striking the Earth for billions of years. If these sort of collisions could destroy the Earth, it would have been gone a long time ago.

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  161. Could we use black holes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it be possible to use one of those black holes to swallow up some of that nuclear waste, rather than wait 10,000 years for the stuff to decay?

  162. Re: Fermi's Paradox! by toddestan · · Score: 1

    One civilization has to be the first. Maybe we're it.

    Or maybe we live in the intergalactic equilivent of an anthill located in a park of a big city. We're completely surrounded by civilization, but totally oblivious to it.

  163. Re:You are not correct by Atilla+the+Bun · · Score: 2
    Antimatter does not have a negative mass.

    The remaining six paragraphs (!) are not even wrong. You're not a physicist, are you?

  164. How gravity works by sweetser · · Score: 1

    The point of gravity is not to do work. If the Universe was completely empty, then to measure the distance between a pair of events would require this metric:

            dtau^2 = 1^2dt^2 - 1^2/c^2(dx^2 + dy^2 + dz^2)

    Why include the 1^2? It is to emphasize that they are constants, the same for everyone, no matter where they are in the Universe. Yet there is nothing else in the Universe to check on it. Add a blob into the Universe, and those constants no longer work. They are very good. Only nerds with telescopes and atomic clocks could tell it was a wee bit different from one.

    General relativity has a way to determine the functions that take the place of the 1^2. They start with a connection, which has three derivatives of a metric. Then they work with the Riemann curvature tensor, which is the divergence of two connections. This means now there is a second derivative of a metric. It is the second derivative of a metric that leads to an equation that can be solved. The problem with GR in my opinion is that one has to compare 2 paths, and that breaks the math machinery of quantum mechanics.

    I take a different approach. Gravity is about doing nothing. Once there is something else in the Universe, you must do something, but the very least amount of something possible. That has a name: a simple harmonic oscillator, better known as a slinky. The math gets a little scary because it is a 4D slinky, with two modes for EM (the transverse ones) and two modes for gravity. Still, one is trying to do close to nothing, and that is a slinky.

    One gets into 4D kinky slinky physics with a 4D wave equation. That itself has two covariant derivatives. If you look at two convariant derivatives acting one after the other, the trained eye can spot a second order derivative of a metric. That leads to a differential equation that can be solved to yield a metric.

    The metric from my work ain't the one for GR (the Schwarzschild solution), it is prettier. Beauty always wins in physics, just like in the movies. It has exponentials in the place of the 1^2, and exponential appear again and again in physics. Why? Well when the exponent is super small, as it is for gravitational systems, it basically is 1. Only the first, and sometimes second terms matter. Those terms are identical for the exponential metric and GR. At second order parametrized Post Newtonian accuracy, the metrics are different, so unlike silly string theory, the proposal can be accepted or rejected based on an experiment.

    Gravity is the least you can do because there is other crap in the Universe.

    doug

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    Working on new views of old physics at http://VisualPhysics.org
  165. Nature runs this experiment all the time by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Very high energy cosmic rays do this often in our atmosphere. I would have thought that if it was that dangerous we wouldn't be here to argue about it.

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  166. But what if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what if the heat generated by the detonation of atomic weaponry is a contributing factor to global warming? The atmosphere would trap the heat, and it'd take a long, long time for it to dissipate. Normally Earth has the atmosphere to protect us from the gamma radiation of space. It can't very well do that if you do that at the bottom of the atmosphere, in the troposphere, can it?

    I think there should be a scientific study into how much the atomic weapon detonation has contributed to global warming, alongside all the other causes. I'm a frequent reader of LiveScience, and I don't think there's been one yet?

  167. Supercolide her? I don't even know her... by atlacatl · · Score: 1

    Thank you. Good night.

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    Esta es una firma en Espanol.
  168. there's no such thing as time travel by Desolator144 · · Score: 1

    First of all, if it would lead to inventing a time machine, someone would come from the future and tell us not to worry because it all works out. The fact that nobody did means it's going to suck up the entire world. Oh wait, I forgot, backwards time travel doesn't exist because time is a human created concept and is just an effect on matter like temperature and you can't travel back in temperature either. Other than that ridiculous assertion, there's NO SPECIFIC POINT to this experiment. It's not going to pop out a cure for aids, it just might lead to something kinda cool but maybe not. That's not worth risking the entire planet and everyone on it for. In fact, nothing is. I saw we let Iran finish a nuke then we steal it and drop it on the control center so we can kill two birds with one stone.

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  169. The world is gonna end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one way or another.

    As technology improves, each person has more available that can affect the world. 200 years ago, not even a government could really affect the world itself. Then bigger and bigger bombs arrived, first only controlled by governments, but now even individuals can create bombs that will destroy a neighborhood or even potentially a city.

    Government has the ability to destroy the human race by using virii, and someday soon individuals will be able to do so.

    People can fly planes into buildings. What happens when people can fly spaceships into cities? Dropping a big enough rock from space would do it pretty easily.

    At some point, individuals will have enough personal power to fuck the rest of us up.

    I kind of wish they would get on with it already.

  170. Better safe... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Now, I'm not saying that the superhero movies, comic books, novels, novellas, and plot cliches had it right... it would just seem to me, if you're going to make something as potentially dangerous, destructive, and nifty, as a black hole... you should work on how to UNmake it first.

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    If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
  171. THE LHC WILL NOT MAKE BLACK HOLES! by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

    I'm commenting late and this will probably not be seen with 200+ comments already here, but I think it is important to clear up one fact:

    According to our current understanding of physics, THE LHC WILL NOT MAKE BLACK HOLES!

    Not Mini black holes, not Macro black holes, not Fuzzy black holes, no black holes of any kind.

    The only theories that predict that it could happen are speculative musings about how physics might turn out to be if our current theories were all wrong. Maybe there are extra dimensions and gravity reacts specially with these extra dimensions. There is ZERO evidence for this, and if one of these theories turned out to be true it would be one of the most astonishing discoveries in the history of physics, right up there with the discovery of QM or relativity.

    So at this point, the odds have to be said to be overwhelmingly against the possibility that this collider will make black holes. That is the reality, and all the other speculation about what will happen with the black holes is based on a false premise. There will be no black holes. That is the key point based on our understanding of physics. Everything else is built on fantasy and speculation.

    1. Re:THE LHC WILL NOT MAKE BLACK HOLES! by chawly · · Score: 1

      Shame. I kind of wanted one for Christmas. I already made a list of people I was going to throw in there. You're sure ? Not even tiny ones ?

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  172. Nothing to worry about here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    High energy particles, particles with far more energy than what humans can create in a lab, are constantly colliding with the earth's upper atmostphere and creating all sorts havoc, yet we've not been sucked up into a mini-black hole yet.

  173. Re:You are not correct by jd · · Score: 1
    First, the sum total of any pair of virtual particles must be zero. We are not talking here about traditional antimatter (which does have positive mass) but about virtual particles whose existance - even under the conditions of inflation theory - CANNOT violate the law of conservation of mass and energy. Quantum foam is mathematically identical to a perfect vaccuum EXCEPT on a sufficiently local level, which is clearly impossible if you go around ascribing positive masses to everything. (It is more common to call the opposite partner to a quantum foam particle an anti-particle, to avoid this confusion.)


    As for your second point, I do so love rhetorical questions that confuse axioms with postulates. Especially as your question is easily enough answered (and shows lack of basic research skills). I shall leave it as an exercise to the interested reader (if any exist) to figure out why your point can either be correct about one part OR the other of what I wrote, but not both at the same time. It shouldn't take long. Personally, I prefer debates where it is the point under discussion, not the attributes of one of the discussors, that is debated. Put up, shut up or give up, but please can it with the personal insults.

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  174. National Debt. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I think our national debt is having the same impact. Sucks everything in and nobody really cares until it is too late to do anything about it.

    1. Re:National Debt. by chawly · · Score: 1

      Pity I don't have mod points - I'd add a few here.

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  175. Perspective indeed by manwal · · Score: 1

    Well, it didn't burn the entire surface of the earth, just a small part of it. To be able burn the entire surface of the earth, someone would have to have thousands of them.

  176. Collisions by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    Yeah, those ultra-high-energy particles that crash into the upper atmosphere are supposed to be millions of times more energetic than anything that the LHC could even produce.

    Also, as far as micro-black-holes go, aren't they supposed to have mass comparable to an electron? That doesn't seem like very much risk of sucking in anything at all. In fact, aren't microscopic-black-holes supposed to be incapable of actually making contact with anything, because their gravitational tidal forces render incoming particles into pure energy long before they ever reach the event horizon? I remember reading that black holes of all scales could convert as much as 50% of incoming matter into energy simply by the tremendous tidal forces exerted.

  177. Viral marketing by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

    This must be some of that "viral marketing" stuff, to drum up some interest in the project. Maybe lonelyphysicist15 will comment.

  178. Questions by master_p · · Score: 1

    1) if an artificial black hole instantly swallows Earth, what about the moon?

    2) if an artificial black hole grows slowly, then wouldn't it be possible to encapsulate it in a space capsule and throw it to the sun?

    3) if its expansion could be controlled (somehow), wouldn't it prove to be a weapon of mass destruction?

    4) if an artificial black hole can be totally controlled (i.e. created and destroyed at will), could it be used to swallow all our garbage?

    1. Re:Questions by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      1) if an artificial black hole instantly swallows Earth, what about the moon?

      There would be nothing instant about it - it would slowly munch through the Earth's core... the moon would continue to orbit (since the black hole would have the same mass as the Earth once it has finished eating).

      2) if an artificial black hole grows slowly, then wouldn't it be possible to encapsulate it in a space capsule and throw it to the sun?

      Great idea - now instead of just munching up the Earth you've thrown it at an all-you-can-eat buffet... which also happens to be the source of all out energy.

      4) if an artificial black hole can be totally controlled (i.e. created and destroyed at will), could it be used to swallow all our garbage?

      You can't destroy mass - you redistribute it or convert it to energy. So yes, it can swallow all our garbage, but the mass remains the same so you still have to do *something* with it... I guess you could convert some of the mass into energy and use it to radiate the rest of the mass into space...

  179. The Big Mistake of '08 by agw · · Score: 1

    "Old Earth: The original Earth, believed to have been destroyed by The Big Mistake of '08 (in which a miniature black hole was dropped into it), but later shown to have been spirited away by 'other' beings of godlike abilities and consciousness."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperion_Cantos

  180. Re:Titor's non-anachronistic references by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    Looking back in retrospect

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  181. Frink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would have to somehow absorb a few hundred metric tons of matter to even last 1 second.

    And so you see here, everyone, that the microscaled cyclonic intensity will evaporate in a mere nanosecond thus proving what we scientists have postulated for years. If you'll just put on your safety googles, I'll activate the wallydoodle... and the entire experiment is alrady ov... oh... glaven! With the swirling colors and the impending darkness and the disappearing laboratory which would have explained my genius!

  182. Probably a whole lot of good to the universe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the earth dies.. its probably a whole lot of _good_ to the galaxy.. or even the universe. I mean look what we have done with this planet.

    -AC

  183. Re: Fermi's Paradox! by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

    The fact that we do know, is that our Sun and Earth is young - formed later than average star/planet in this galaxy.

    By the time the first life arose on Earth, countless stars and planets have already passed through their full life cycle - so no, if life (according to Fermi's calculations) is supposed to be in many, many places, then it's not really sensible to expect that life wasn't even on a single one of all the planets that got to Sun/Earth like maturity before Earth was even formed out of space dust.

  184. So... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    ... you wouldn't care about the death of someone who doesn't have any friends or family?

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    1. Re:So... by MORB · · Score: 1

      I would care for the death of such a person if I knew about it.
      You don't have to be a friend or from the family of someone to care about his death.

      If the human race were to be obliterated at once however, there would be no one (friend, family, stranger, or even foe) at all to worry about it as everyone would be a casualty. Of course, perhaps some aliens somewhere else in the universe could know about us, but then again, we don't know about them, so it's a moot point :)

    2. Re:So... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      So you effectively believe that a tree falling in the forest doesn't make a sound if noone is there to listen to it...

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    3. Re:So... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      BTW I should have asked it in a different way: "You actually don't care about the death of people who noone knows about?"

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    4. Re:So... by MORB · · Score: 1

      How can you care about someone if you don't know they exist?

    5. Re:So... by Zenaku · · Score: 1
      It really doesn't. It creates vibrations in the air molecules surrounding it, which propagate as waves. Those waves do not become "sound" until your brain uses them as input in a complicated set of calculations to infer things about your surroundings.

      I'm just applying my personal definition of what a "sound" is, of course, but it seems to me that a tree falling never makes a sound. A brain does.

      Try this instead: If a tree falls in the forest and nothing is there to see it, does it make a sight?

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    6. Re:So... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about caring about someone, but caring about the possibility that there are people dying who you don't know about. Just the possibility/concept annoys me, I don't need to know about their specific existence. Can't you understand what I mean?

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    7. Re:So... by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      sound: mechanical radiant energy that is transmitted by longitudinal pressure waves in a material medium (as air) and is the objective cause of hearing

      As you can see, the definition of sound doesn't require that anyone is there to listen to it.

      If a tree falls in the forest and nothing is there to see it, does it make a sight?

      What's a sight? If you define it as requiring humans, of course it doesn't make a sight. But it does cause differences in the radiation of light in the forest, as I'm sure you'll agree.
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  185. Oh piffle... by CTachyon · · Score: 1

    Why the concern about miniature black holes? Every single day, perfectly ordinary cosmic rays impact the Earth's atmosphere with more energy than the LHC could ever hope to achieve. If modern accelerators can create miniature black holes (and there's a good chance they can), then so can cosmic rays.

    The LHC is specced to accelerate protons to 7 TeV, and they'll be colliding two proton beams head-on for a total of 14 TeV (1.4×10^13 eV). In comparison, Oh My God! particles are in the vicinity of 10^20 eV (10 million times LHC), and even cosmic rays of 10^16 eV (1 thousand times LHC) are a fairly ordinary occurence. And if you're thinking that the LHC is creating a type of collision that doesn't happen in nature, most cosmic rays are themselves protons or nuclei, which then collide with air nuclei to produce particle showers, the exact same thing the LHC is doing. The collisions are proton-proton in both LHC and nature, so there's no good reason why the LHC would produce black holes but strong cosmic rays wouldn't.

    What's more, there's no justification for fearing short-lived microscopic black holes. Black holes aren't cosmic vacuum cleaners; they don't magically pull things in. Things fall in because of gravity -- i.e. because the black hole is heavy -- and a microscopic black hole doesn't have a strong gravitational field, because it just doesn't weigh that much. That means that a microscopic black hole can only grow because things randomly wander into it -- and keep in mind that it's far, far smaller than an atom. Instead, Earth would pull the black hole into it!

    Now, assuming that by some miracle the particle physicists were exactly right about the existence and behavior of protons yet exactly wrong about Hawking radiation, a miniature black hole granted such immortality would fall right through the Earth, whoosh past the center, zip through the other side, then proceed to orbit within the Earth in a similar fashion for the next 10,000 years, gradually nibbling away at the occasional nucleus that happened to be in the way. Eventually it would grow in mass enough that it would settle within the solid iron core of the planet, where it would eventually eat enough to destabilize the core, causing massive earthquakes and very slowly devouring the Earth from within, ultimately resulting in a black hole smaller than a marble (9 mm, roughly 0.2 in), possibly surrounded by an asteroid-size chunk of solid rock that could support its own weight with a hollow core.

    Frankly, though, I'm more worried about George W. Bush gaining highly improbable mutant powers, flying into space to save the Space Shuttle, inadvertently merging with the Dark Phoenix, and scheming to destroy the world. It's about as likely, i.e. no chance in hell, and worrying about it occupies the same amount of time, i.e. zero seconds lifetime total.

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  186. Black holes....Entrances or Exits? by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 1

    I believe that black holes are entrances to a another void/universe. When a star collapses on itself it creates a tear/openning in our universe, which in term is called a black hole. This openning acts as a vacuum pulling in light and matter. (Like when you poke a small hole in a water balloon. The pressure on the inside is less than the pressure on the outside so the balloon leaks). Could mean that our universe is inside of a larger universe and so on? Black holes recycle all matter in the universe and are able to compress protons, neutrons and electrons into a state of singularity. So once the black hole has acumulated enough matter, the energy becomes greater than the mass and quantum fluctuations start. This is when the Big Bang occures and new stars are born then die and create black holes to repeate this cycle. There are to many theories running through my head! Tell me what you think.

    1. Re:Black holes....Entrances or Exits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm think everything you said is wrong. Fun, but wrong. A lot of this sounds familiar from episodes of Nova, but slightly messed up.

      However, I'm not certain, so I will click that anonymous button down there.

  187. Re:Titor's non-anachronistic references by elhaf · · Score: 1

    Semantics nazi.

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  188. We are in a computer simulation from the future! by Intangible+Fact · · Score: 1

    In thousands of years we will have computers capable of simulating life as we know it. The supercomputers that we have today are able to do complex simulations with stars and evolution. Its not going to be to long before they can simulate extremely real AI with their own thoughts, pain and consciousness. The universe and life as we know it might be a advanced version of the game "The Sims" from the future! We think that we are real, but are we?

  189. Your conclusion... by jd · · Score: 1
    ...is completely correct. I don't think there's any serious doubt we need more super-colliders. I'd actually quite like it if they had a double-ring super-collider so that instead of striking a stationary target, the particles struck other particles also moving at a relativistic velocity. The velocities are not additive, but the difficulty of accelerating something follows a power law, whereas accelerating twice as much to the same velocity is a purely linear problem. Ok, hitting targets moving at 99.99% of C is damn hard, but we're reaching the limits of what we're capable of building with only one of the masses moving.


    Also, since e=mc^2 is a bi-directional function, it should be possible to "fuse" photons into matter. That's what happened in the early universe - matter is far far younger than the universe itself. However, c is very very large, so c^2 is horrifyingly gigantic, which makes creating matter an extremely difficult problem. However, if you rely on atom-smashing, you cannot possibly prove that you have produced every subatomic particle that could exist, as there are starting points that are entirely valid but are not atoms and some of these starting points are just too unstable and short-lived to smash up. There are therefore some particles which will need to be manufactured from simpler components - not an easy task, but obviously possible as it has been done in accelerators in the past. That only works for relatively large synthetic particles, though. You cannot fabricate something that is on the same scale as a higg's particle but different, as the higg's particle is the smallest you can get and still have matter. Beyond that is just energy. If you wanted to see if alternative solutions exist for particles on that scale, you would need to condense it out of energy. You've no choice in the matter, because that's the building block on that scale.


    (Also, quantum foam is littered with quantum black holes and quantum worm holes. Your left eyeball contains more quantum-scale black holes than all the micro-scale black holes that every accelerator on Earth will generate from now until the sun runs out of hydrogen fuel. No, you can't use that as an excuse in an eye exam. You can use it as a demonstration of why such phenomena are of absolutely no significance, though.)

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  190. Re:Titor's non-anachronistic references by jc42 · · Score: 1

    I doubt we'll care much about 9/11 after... oh wait, I've said too much.

    Yeah; best to keep quiet about the upcoming Incident. If you talk too much, they'll think you were part of it. It's safer to just be quiet about what you know.

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  191. Re:Titor's non-anachronistic references by elhaf · · Score: 1

    D'oh. Hadn't thought of my I'm-a-time-traveler joke as an I'm-a-terrorist joke. Now I'm going to get visited by the men with round patches.

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  192. Interestingly interestingly by Maximilio · · Score: 1

    Republicans weren't conservatives in 1860. Democrats were. The two parties have pretty much exchanged positions on everything significant in the interim.

  193. It has allready be done.. by PermanentMarker · · Score: 1

    The mini black holes have allready been observed. So their behabiour is known, no wories..

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