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  1. Yeah, great idea.... on Build Your Own Rotary-Dial Cell Phone · · Score: 5, Funny

    People here in L.A. already drive badly enough with the current variety of cell phones...

    Police officer:
    So what caused you to rear-end that other car?

    Rotary cellphone user:
    I just took my eyes off the road for 15 to 20 seconds to dial a number and then ......

  2. On the other hand.... on Alcohol is Good for Your Brain · · Score: 0

    Beer is very bad for laptop keyboards.

    Trust me, your computer isn't thirsty.

  3. Great! on Korg's New Keyboard Powered by Linux · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our keyboard playing overlords.....

    ... except for that Yanni guy.

  4. Maybe you should... on BigTux Shows Linux Scales To 64-Way · · Score: 0

    ... use 10 faster processors.

  5. Let's install Windows server 2003! on Lean Mean Grilling PC Mod · · Score: 0

    That way George Foreman isn't the only bloated thing in the picture.

  6. I hope she can build a better mail server... on High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer · · Score: 0

    ...to replace the one she is using now when it is overrun with marriage proposals from /. users.

  7. Rethinking that seat choice....... on FCC to Allow Wireless Access on Planes · · Score: 2, Funny

    That seat next to the crying baby is looking better and better already

    Teenagers with cell phones suck.

  8. Website didn't last long..... on ReactOS Runs On The XBox · · Score: 0

    It must be that cloned version of IIS they've been working on.

  9. Very useful Brazil nut experiment on Science's Limits Are Only Self-Imposed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The sorting issue as defined in the Brazil nut experiment came up recently while I was on a field survey of some land in Nevada. It was a mapping project and we kept coming across areas known as "Desert pavement". This area of the desert experiences the same sorting activity when water or wind is added to the mix.

    Though this seems a bit trivial, it has very serious implications for later rain events. This sorting makes the soil mostly impervious to water and contributes to some of the deadly flood events that can occur in these arid environments.

    This said, be careful pouring water on that holiday display of mixed nuts.....

  10. Followed by.... on Theorists Tackle Mysterious 'Baby' Planet · · Score: 0

    "I wish I still had a body!"

    -Unicron

  11. Re:Goodbye Tivo on Microsoft Takes on TiVo · · Score: 0

    It could go that way. Microsoft has the budget to advertise on all major networks and in all major publications as much as they want. They have the potential to out advertise most companies. All they need to do is associate their product with Tivo and provide a better value or feature set. I still don't see Tivo as standard and established enough to claim the market title.

  12. NES cartridge memories.... on Fixing That Old Game System · · Score: 1, Funny

    We used to blow on the contacts of those stubborn NES cartridges until blue in the face.
    I probably expended enough air to fill one of those blow-up bouncy castles.

    Never thought to actually try cleaning it with something.

  13. NHS? on NHS Awards Contract to Microsoft · · Score: 0, Funny

    Nantucket High School?

    I once knew a /.'er from Nantucket,
    who's......

    Nevermind.

  14. Coming to an office near you. on Give Your Brain A Boost · · Score: 1, Interesting

    With the amount of current required to do this, 1/500th of an amp, why not start instituting it in the office space? A 20% increase in vocabulary performance could be quite beneficial in a number of occupations. This is, of course, that they prove it's not the brain equivalent of slow roasting a turkey.

  15. Always a gamble... on Anti-Spyware Vendor Partners with Spyware Company? · · Score: 0

    I've only ever used Ad-Aware, who at the time when I found them weren't very well known. It's always a little nerve-wracking installing a free program that is supposed to help you but of which you know little. This seems common in a lot of those Windows-only shareware repositories.

  16. Good work. on OpenBSD Activism Shows Drivers Can Be Freed · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I'm a little surprised to see that the OpenBSD community is so actively pursuing this, whereas I hear it as an issue for large linux distributions but don't see much being done. I honestly thought the various BSD-type followers were dwindling. It's great to see them working in an area where all open-source type software could use some work.

  17. I'm still waiting for virtual actors. on Virtual Stuntmen Ready for Hollywood · · Score: 0

    You could taking a new attractive star and keep them that way for eternity. You could fill a database with movements and speech from the person, pay them a hefty royalty up front, and put them in whatever movie you want. They'll never get old, at least age wise. This kind of service probably won't fly with the actor's guild. Another lawsuit for the pile.

  18. And the same old answer..... on The Eye: Evolution versus Creationism · · Score: 1, Funny

    The lord works in mysterious ways...........

  19. Good idea on Tele-Immersion at UC Berkeley · · Score: 1, Funny

    That will keep tuition prices down.

  20. Weird..... on Internet Turns 35 Today · · Score: 2, Funny

    my girlfriend just turned 35 also. Hmmmmmm, I've never seen them in a picture together.................

  21. iPod subculture? on The Cult of Mac · · Score: -1

    I don't classify Mac users and iPod users as even close to the same. The iPod user subcategory to me seems a derivative of P2P networks and the popularity of digital music, not the iPod itself. That view is just a little bit too mac-centric for me.

  22. Just a thought.... on KDE: Breaking the Network Barrier · · Score: 0

    catch up with the robust, transparent functionality

    I think they need to work on the apparent functionality on the Konqueror application before taking a pat on the back.

  23. Good... on Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order · · Score: 0

    now my dog won't sneeze when carrying our cat around by the head.

  24. Blu, you're my boy! on Gizmodo Declares Blu-Ray Winner · · Score: 0

    Now for the Jello wrestling.

  25. This reminds me..... on Would You Drink This Water? · · Score: 0

    .... of my water here in L.A., minus the filtering.