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  1. Re:Not surprising on Software Piracy Seen as Normal · · Score: 1

    No, not their rock but i would definately consider stealing someones imaginary friend to be theft. Besides when I emptied their house of I left a dollar on the floor so that wasnt stealing neither.

  2. Re:Office Space?!?! on Time Picks Top 100 Films · · Score: 1

    mod parent down. Fires arent funny, groin injuries are.

  3. Responsibility on Spam Blacklist Targets Hijacked Telewest Customers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seems Telewest are actually attempting to rectify this situation, although you have to wonder how it is their responsisbilty.

    FTFA: One hijacked PC on the Telewest network was sending out more than 100,000 e-mail messages per day, he said.

    In cases like these if the offending computer is cleaned with (insert time frame here) then perhaps some negative reinforcement should be considered. fines etc???

  4. Re:EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT THE FILE on Larry Page's Vision of the Future · · Score: 1

    no bacon at gmail shizd0t com

  5. Re:Paying with fire on Microsoft Migrates Internal Servers to 64-bit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Untill you've had enough time to see how it performs for others you keep a system you know works.

    MS built the system if they dont try it who else will?

    Gatesy may be allot of things but if you can him stupid im guessing you spend allot of time wondering why your tallent and intelect has gone undiscovered all these years.

  6. imagine on Microsoft Migrates Internal Servers to 64-bit · · Score: 2, Funny

    MSN search engine is actually built on several thousand systems running the x64 version of Windows

    image a beowulf cluster of these :)

  7. GENERATION CHANGE on Dutch Pass iPod Tax · · Score: 0, Troll

    I expect that when the baby boomers and to a lesser extent the Gen Xers die/retire and the younger generation, who grew up taking things like mp3's and p2p's for granted, gain control of this world this type of bullshit will stop. Because the only reason i can see this shit being made law is that the angry old white men either cant or dont want to understand the implications of making such retarded laws. This doesnt effect them cos they dont know what "jigbite or an eemale is and if (they) did they sure as hell wouldnt want listen to that crap (we) call music on it anyways" (yeeharr! ** lets off a couple of rounds from his pearl and ivory handled six shooters his grandpappy killed all the help with ny on sixnfour ago**)

    or perhaps im just prejudice against these old bastards that are doing everything they can to ruin this planet.

  8. I FOUND on Bacteria Made to Behave as Computers · · Score: 5, Funny

    a betterpictureof bacteria assembling themselves into complex shapes based on instructions stuffed into their genes

  9. yeeehaaarrrrr on Spitzer Sues Intermix Media for Bundling Spyware · · Score: 3, Funny

    its high time we had a hangin!

    seriously though, Perhaps it's fate that today, Arpil the Twenty ninth, we will once again fight for our freedom. Not from tyranny, persecution or oppression. But from assholes that bundle spyware with free screensavers. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. From this day on, the twenty ninth day of April will no longer be remembered as an American holiday (not that it ever has) but as the day that all of mankind declared we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We will live on. We will survive.

    /rant

  10. street cred on Publisher Wiley's Books Pulled from Apple Stores · · Score: 0

    Wiley, publisher of the popular Dummies series of books, as well as the Bible series, is quite surprised, due to the fact that they view the book to show Jobs in a largely positive light ..."

    Jobsies bad ass street cred is on the line.. Wiley should feel lucky he didnt get stabbed!

  11. Re:Gendericator on Spyware or Researchware? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    To find out the gender of a visitor, just create a site which requires visitors to hold one key while moving the mouse.

    or ask them to right-click.. ive never met a female who could master that one....

  12. Re:Hire somebody... on Network Penetration Scans and Executive Reaction? · · Score: 1

    When he said hire somebody, he obviously meant hire Michael Jackson.. maybe that wont damage your credibility but others might think differently.

  13. Re:reminds me a dealer on MS Plans Low-Cost Windows for Brazil · · Score: 1

    yeah, once i tried some windows ME.. man i still get flashbacks from that shit.. that was some baaaaad shit man.

  14. reminds me a dealer on MS Plans Low-Cost Windows for Brazil · · Score: 5, Funny

    first they give you a free hit, sooner or later your hooked on the stuff.

  15. At least on Sea Life Wiped Out by Neutron Star Collision? · · Score: 1

    At least if astronomers find out that an asteroid is heading our way, we can do something about it

    even if an astronomer did find out Armagedon was coming I dont still think Liv Tyler would let you do what your thinking... or at least what im thinking.. damn!

  16. Re:Not the world's best plan on Computer Program Makes Essay Grading Easier · · Score: 1

    I'll stick to getting my several grands' worth out of my courses, thank you very much.

    The good professor must have forgotten that its not his job to get out of doing his job, perhaps his time would have been better spent grading papers like he's paid to do.

    When I want a computer to grade me, i'll fill in an online IQ test.

  17. Re:Why? on Crack Found in Shuttle Tank · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That attitude is the exact pussified reason we arnt walking around on mars and pickin up space chicks right now.

    The greatest accomplishments are made by people who succeed with what they have.

    If man could make it to the moon in 1969 useing the processing power of a calculator and we still havent made it to mars yet, then its only because of a shift in attitude.

  18. Re:Firefox Prototype on Firefox Hacks · · Score: 1

    sweet... i love russian porn anyway

  19. Re:is there a hack to remove the 'cannot connect m on Firefox Hacks · · Score: 1

    yeah, im on a wireless network and if my signal drops out, as it frequently does, i get the same message..

  20. Re:Rights on Inside the PSP · · Score: 1

    I think it will happen immediately after the government makes it illegal to incorrectly follow a cooking recipe.

    what? you cant put green peppers in spagetti bolognese... you must learn to respect my AUTHORITAH!

  21. um no on Inside the PSP · · Score: 4, Funny

    but have you see what is inside this marvel?

    I havent seen, im so excited... is it.. um.. electronics?

  22. Re:1 in 10? on How the Spam Industry is Sustained · · Score: 1

    1 in 10 is total bullshit. The use of statistics in this way is an old marketing trick. Keep telling the consumers that many others are buying and maybe they will aswell. The fact is, it doesnt take anywhere near as much as 1 in 10 to make spam profitable for a business that send out millions of emails a day.

  23. So sue me. on Jon Johansen Breaks iTunes DRM Yet Again · · Score: -1, Troll

    let me see, hacked DRM, scandonavian (according to his name) I bet he's only 16... no i didnt RTFA... yet.

  24. Re:1 kb on RFID Music Player · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your not taking into account the time-space-continueum (stupid). Try listening to Celine Dion, its so bad that 0.05 seconds would sound like a waste of hours.

  25. Yahoos' Dark Helmut on Yahoo buys Flickr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prepare ship for Ludicorp speed!