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  1. slashdot + hangover = headache on Holy LEGO Blocks, Batman! · · Score: 0

    I am not gonna read this stuff when I am hungover anymore. I thought it said the article was submitted by Deficated Jedi.

    back to bed for me.

  2. Re:DrinkOrDie Link on DrinkOrDie Warez Trader to be Extradited to U.S. · · Score: 1, Insightful

    yeah... wikipedia may be MORE neutral than the US government, but wikipedia is hardly unbiased. The articles about stuff like this only get written if someone has an agenda.

    oh wait... I implied that I may not be FOR piracy on slashdot. I better go hide before the lynch mob gets here.

  3. WHAT? on OSDL Says SCO Suit Was Good for Linux · · Score: 0

    Dear Darl,
    I would just like to offer my gratitude towards sco, for filing an evil 5 billion dollar lawsuit aimed at destroying the OS I love.

    Thanks so much for all your help!

    with love, your biggest fan, --Kelly

  4. I know somebody will get this! on Mars Rovers Have Incorrect Instruments Installed · · Score: 0

    Hey, Dr. Kelloway. Funny thing happened on the way to Mars.

  5. on slashdot.... on EU Commission Declines Patent Debate Restart · · Score: 0

    everyday is a sad day

  6. poor ol darl on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    the wolves at his door
    are starting to snarl
    this is a sad day
    for our dear ol friend darl

    We hoped and we prayed
    we would see this day come
    now the world shall see
    suing linux is dumb

    The stock on the nasdaq
    is being delisted
    I hope darls ass
    is feeling quite fisted

    writing this poem
    has been so much fun
    under my bosses nose
    so I am under the gun

    thank you for allowing
    my poetic roll
    now go ahead and mod me
    a useless old troll

  7. about time! on 6 Firms Form Holographic Versatile Disc Alliance · · Score: -1

    I think it is about time that we use holographic media. I mean absolutely HUGE amounts of data can be stored this way in a tiny amount of space. I don't see any reason why it can't be done with lasers being so cheap lately.

    for those who haven't read about it, there are many scientists who believe the human brain stores information in a holographic manner. This could explain why brain injuries affect the brain the way they do. For example, a brain injury may make you forget some things and get dumber but you don't typically forget a block of info (like how to walk). I read a lot about this stuff a few years ago, so I am not sure what the latest thoughts are, but a quick google search turns up some interesting pages: like this one or this one

  8. everytime a bell rings.... on Linux in a World Where Windows 3.0 Never Happened · · Score: -1

    yeah if this guy never existed then at least that tree never would have been hit by his car, and the people's money wouldn't have been missing.

    ZUZU!!!!

  9. confirmed from my end on iPod Most Popular Music Player on Microsoft Campus · · Score: -1

    My buddy is a programmer at MS. He owns 3 ipods. one for his house, one for work, and one for his car. So I can't say I am surprised by this story, but it does kind of put a smile on my face.

  10. Re:Privacy? on Bill Gates Talks about Belgian eID Card · · Score: -1

    How can you expect it when you run windows?

    I mean seriously... microsoft saying they are doing something to improve security and privacy has got to make your spidey sense tingle a little bit. It isn't as if these issues have been a primary concern of ms before.

    I wouldn't touch this crap with a ten foot pole if microsoft is involved.

    A new product from microsoft today: the buttID. Just slide your card's magnetic strip from one end of bill gate's ass crack to the other and he will tell you your name. it is great for all those times you forget who you are!

    unfortunately sliding the card in his butt also debits several dollars from the user's bank account.

  11. Re:Reminds me on New Intel Trademark Filed · · Score: -1

    wouldn't that be pronounced astriskist?

  12. yumm google-OS on Google Planning Web Browser? · · Score: -1

    so are google-Os gonna be frosted? or fruit flavored maybe....

  13. sigh on Disc Writers Now Print the Label Too · · Score: 0

    how many times must I read about lightscribe on slashdot before it is even released?

  14. Re:Mirror on Bill Gates in 1983 Teen Beat Magazine · · Score: -1

    it would be like the ghostbusters crossing the streams

  15. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! on Wireless Bluetooth Sunglasses · · Score: -1

    I always wondered what turned the water that kool aid blue color sometimes.

    that might look like kool aid, but brother.... it sure doesn't taste like kool aid...

    trust me.

  16. PTM on Oh! Super Toaster! · · Score: -1

    For $10000 it had better greet me in the morning by saying:

    "Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"

  17. Re:Hurray For Sueing Spammers on FTC Tries to Can Sex Spam · · Score: -1

    PLEASE QUICK :nekkid Natilie Portman lying amongst hot grits: WHERE WHERE WHERE... GIMMIE LINKS!!!!!

  18. dear sir on Man Auctions Forehead Advertising on eBay · · Score: -1

    I am writing to inquire about your auction. I have been looking for advertising space for my new product. It is called fantastic amazing gomblop... or FAG for short.

    What I was wondering is: how large is your forehead. I would like my ad to have letters that are absolutely as big as possible.

    Thanks,

  19. I.P. or I.P.? on US To Push Criminalization of IP Violations · · Score: -1

    Can we PLEASE come up with a new acronym to replace either Intellectual Property or Internet Protocol. If you read the title of the article as the wrong one it becomes very confusing. I thought I was reading that accidently pinging the wrong server was gonna be a crime.

  20. too bad for them on New DRM Scheme To Make Current DVD Players Obsolete · · Score: -1

    they are too late. I bought my dvd burner last night.

    the thing that worries me is the fact that home theatre dvd players don't seem to last that long. I know I am on my second one. At some point we are all stuck buying a new one. I doubt it will catch on but the general public just might be dumb enough to fall for it.

  21. I am confused on Samsung Shows Off 21" OLED Display · · Score: -1

    are OLEDs anything like an OFACE?

  22. Re:You know its true on How Company Employees Use The Web · · Score: -1

    it actually sent a cold chill down my spine... the thought of bill looking over my shoulder.... creepy.

  23. is it just me? on Wikipedia Criticised by Its Co-founder · · Score: -1, Troll

    I think wikipedia is all a bunch of tree-huggin hippie crap.

  24. WOW this is cool! on Opportunity Rover Encounters Its Own Heat Shield · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I was just talking to somebody the other day about "What ever happened to those mars rovers", great to see they are still in service. with all the bad stuff in the news today ( like 60000 dead in asia ) it is nice to see a news story that makes you smile. Good job NASA.

  25. Re:Very sad, .. still going on on Arthur C. Clarke Reports From Sri Lanka · · Score: 0

    good story. I thought you were gonna say the innertube failed though instead of that pipe.... in a sort of sewage water balloon explosion scene.