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  1. Comic Sans on What Makes a Good Web Font · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comic Sans, when I design web pages using Comic Sans Bold, I can often visualise expressions of satisfaction and almost.. ecstacy, on the faces of the people browsing my humble pages.

    I don't often get repeat work, but I feel I've done my bit for society.

  2. This cromulent act on Merriam-Webster Launches Open Dictionary · · Score: 1

    embiggens us all. Hurrah!

  3. 2+ on Your Favorite Math/Logic Riddles? · · Score: 1

    2=?

  4. Re:Sweet mercy (Fuck Bruce) on ESA Selects Targets for Asteroid Deflection Test · · Score: 1

    Fuck Bruce, send Steve Ballmer, ass first, with a chair as an advance probe, God help the asteroid.

  5. Nelson Muntz says: on Microsoft Genuine Advantage Cracked in 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    Ha Ha

  6. Loading on 'Sith' Already Found Online · · Score: 1

    Down, Am I.. (scrunch forehead, wiggle ears)

  7. 15 tons of robot.. on S. Korea Considers Using Armed Robots Along DMZ · · Score: 1

    10 foot gun barrels.
    $2000 of armour piercing rounds.
    2 seconds of madness.

    Pfunnng Pfunnnng Pfunnnng..

    Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh....

    Brrroooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

    Squirr el.. terminated.

  8. In they go! on Microsoft Lifts Curtain on Indigo Software · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Indigo is a new communications system intended to let Worms and Script Kiddies more easily connect to other software.

    Indego, in they go!

  9. Masturbation on Harrods Sells Holographic TV · · Score: 1

    What happens if you're into 'self-abuse', watching Anal Eskimos Vol. 5 or some such, that screen looks like it would wobble a fair bit.

    From the point of view of design, they obviously haven't thought about all the wankers out there.

  10. ABC, is that like..? on Taking My Freedom With Me to China? · · Score: 1

    ABC, is that like.. OPP?!

    (I'm a cracker)

  11. Anti-penguin serum on Gates Pledges $750M to Vaccinate Children · · Score: 1

    just one innoculation will prevent:

    Linuxitis
    Sun scabies
    Delirium Transmeta
    OS Pleurisy
    AMDementia
    Creutzfeldt-Steve Jobs disease (CSJD, human variant)

    ---

    Clinical tests on patients such as Steve Ballmer, have shown occasional spasms of restlessness and dancing, accompanied by involuntary male breast-zone enhancement, research is on-going.

  12. Rat Droid removal on Tiny Robots Powered by Living Muscle Cells · · Score: 1

    When you want to remove the rat robots from the patient, just flip them over and sprinkle a bit of parmesan around their anus and wait a few minutes.

  13. Re:So... on Brian Hook on the ActiveX Experience · · Score: 1

    The one down by the lava, Q3DM15.bsp, that one?

    Oh no, hang on, that's a severed he..

  14. Heavy Metal! on The Tin-Whisker Menace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh man, this song could be sooo big!

    Tin Whiiiiiiiiiskers
    They cancelled IT Class
    Tin Whiiiiiiiiiskers
    They come from Satan's ass..

    Hairs of the Devil, items of no good repute
    If the grow to a certain lenght, the PC's can't compute!

    Tin Whiiiiiiiiiskers

    (guitar solo)

    (reprise)

  15. Not proper hanging, lifted up slowly.. on Iran Cracks Down on Internet Sites · · Score: 1
    There's a 16 year old girl being hung by a crane for speaking out against her government, her "judge" is the one putting the noose around her neck
    You can't call it a classic 'hanging', usually the crane is just hoisted up, there is no drop to break the neck, the weight of the person's body provides the downward pull to suffocate/garrot the victim. A sadistic method of killing someone, Death does not occur quickly. Popular method of execution with the Germans during World War II, in soviet invasion zones.
  16. I don't know if I want.. on Dead? Hope You Left Someone Your Passwords · · Score: 1

    my relatives to see membership emails from bukkake-poney.joy

  17. WWW with AUDIO of Larry Walters Flying. on Make Your Own Cluster Balloon · · Score: 1

    This site seems to be the most comprehensive. http://www.markbarry.xom/ There's audio available and pictures of Larry Walters pre-flight (sitting in chair..) Photos of the chair now recovered, some twenty odd years after the flight.

  18. Lamb asks for.. on Scientists Give Human Organs to Lamb · · Score: 1

    its 1st meal after the operation, a kebab and a pint of Guinness.

  19. No Results - Would you like to.. on Microsoft To Launch Homegrown Search Engine · · Score: 1

    search for Chinese Dissidents on Amazon.com?

  20. Scumbag on SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage · · Score: 1

    Darl McBride. F.O.A.D.

  21. WHEN CD COPYING IS OUTLAWED.. on Longhorn's Copy Protection Standard · · Score: 1

    Only outlaws will provide CD copies..
    Good ol' digital prohibition.
    4Ghz email checkers..

  22. Warning Sticker on mouse. on Logitech Gives A Mouse A Laser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mouse user notices small sticker close to laser and puts mouse up to face to read it..
    (singe, crackle)
    **Do not look at underside of mouse with remaining eye!**

  23. You bastards! what about.. TRON on Blade Runner Is The Best Sci-Fi Film · · Score: 1

    best.ever.movie. TRON.

  24. A PHOTO OF THE POOL PLAYING ROBOT on Deep Green - A Pool Playing Robot? · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    http://users.telerama.com/~megabee/images/pimpbot. gif

  25. Re:Obscure Reference -Answer: SNOWBALL? on ESA To Study Human Hibernation · · Score: 2, Informative


    I thought maybe:

    SNOWBALL

    Released by Level 9.

    They used to do seriously large text based adventures for home computers like the Spectrum and the.. Oric, among others.