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Microsoft Genuine Advantage Cracked in 24 Hours

jrobie writes "It looks like mandatory validation of your Windows XP license is now voluntary again. A simple hack has been found that disables the check. BoingBoing has the story. "

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  1. I can't believe I was actually worried about this. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Informative


    A simple hack has been found that disables the check.

    It's simple, all right...as simple as the kids over at Microsoft who decided to implement an anti-piracy measure utilizing javascript without any input validation. Sheesh.

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  2. bwahahah by 1336.5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quality programming I tell you. Quality!

    1. Re:bwahahah by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny
      Balmer: "What are you going to do tonight, Brain?"

      Gates: "Same thing we do every night, Stinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

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    2. Re:bwahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gods, I wish I had mod points.

    3. Re:bwahahah by rebug · · Score: 1

      He defeated slashdot's security mechanism that prevents logged-in users from posting anonymously.

      Fear them skills!

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    4. Re:bwahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My skillz r 133t. I have conquored da check box, which the troll above you obviously has not. ;)

    5. Re:bwahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


        Post Anonymously

    6. Re:bwahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Balmer: "What are you going to do tonight, Brain?" Gates: "Same thing we do every night, Stinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

      Stinky? Do you mean Pinky?

    7. Re:bwahahah by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
      You forgot his other lines:

      Narf, narf, narf, narf.

      NARF, NARF, NARF, NARF !

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    8. Re:bwahahah by soxos · · Score: 1, Funny
      Balmer: "What are you going to do tonight, Brain?" Gates: "Same thing we do every night, Stinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Stinky? Do you mean Pinky?

      You don't know Balmer very well, apparently

    9. Re:bwahahah by ultramkancool · · Score: 0

      Yeah it must have taken like 2 extra lines of code for this.

  3. It works... for now by gbulmash · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Just tried it and it works (after Microsoft forced me to download the Genuine Advantage update).

    Sadly, Microsoft will issue a new version of Genuine Advantage that disables the hack and make you use the new version before you can use Microsoft update, so I believe this is only a temporary reprieve. I guess it will be a back and forth between MS and and hackers until MS has secured Genuine Advantage.

    I've got a licensed, genuine version of Windows, but F them for making me jump through hoops to receive continued support. I paid for this and I shouldn't have to keep wasting my time to soothe their paranoid brows.

    Just another reason to keep trying new Linux distros and updates on my testbed system until I find one I like enough to switch (tried so far: Ubuntu, SuSE, CentOS 3.3, Linspire, Knoppix, Mandrake 10). Already using OpenOffice, Firefox, and Thunderbird and have a WAMP (Windows, Apache, MySQL, PHP) set-up for development work. Going to Linux is a small step, but there are a few apps (like video editing, graphics editing) where I just don't have the patience to spend a whole bunch of time learning Linux apps that are 'almost' there in terms of their UI. Maybe I'll hit the Crossover Office site to see if they've gone to gold level support on some of my must-have Windows apps yet.

    - Greg

    1. Re:It works... for now by rabidgoldfish · · Score: 1

      Oooh oooh oooh try arch.

    2. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Jump through hoops? I was verified in under thirty seconds with two clicks, and every download since has been simple and trouble free. It's fairly typical "I wubb linux" gibberish when you say you've got to "Jump through hoops", to make those two clicks, when you'd spend longer typing apt-get at the command line.

    3. Re:It works... for now by Markus_UW · · Score: 1

      Or Slackware, I really liked Slackware when I tried it.

    4. Re:It works... for now by Achra · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm with you. As far as a just plug in and there you go Linux distribution goes, I don't think that Mandrake (Mandriva) can be beat.. I'm loving Kubuntu, though, I think it's the tops... Despite some issues, since KDE really isn't the supported window manager for Ubuntu. Have you tried Cedega for running windows apps? It's not free, but it's CHEAP and it has worked for everything I've tried, most especially games. Photoshop works under it, and I do all my video editing with VirtualDub.. So I don't have to jump through any hoops for that one.

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    5. Re:It works... for now by Alan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The irony of course is that because of security concerns, MS has been saying that to be safe don't run exe's off the net and disable activeX, and to ensure security, they're making you run exe's off the net and use ActiveX.

      How long before someone creates a phishing site that lets people download a 'genuinewindows.exe' that's not so genuine?

    6. Re:It works... for now by Compholio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe I'll hit the Crossover Office site to see if they've gone to gold level support on some of my must-have Windows apps yet.

      I would recommend trying WINE (Crossover Office is a spinoff of WINE) first since it is free. What I'd like to see is for WINE to start providing a "Windows Alternative Update" where they provide all the DLLs they've been reverse engineering as an alternative update for the Windows 2000 users that are about to get screwed.

    7. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's telling... that you've tried so many distributions and *still* none of them are more suitable to you than jumping through Microsoft's hoops...

      Long live the King baby!

    8. Re:It works... for now by RetroGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've got a licensed, genuine version of Windows, but F them for making me jump through hoops to receive continued support.

      An interesting view point, which is quite pervasive.

      So why should you get free continued support?

      Now, if you had paid a maintenance fee (quarterly, yearly, ..), then you would of course get updates for the life of the maintenance contract.

      But free?

      You could of course argue that the company has a moral obligation to provide updates, and in fact it makes good Public Relations sense to provide free fixes for broken software, but they are really not obligated to.

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    9. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a Mac. Then your search is over.

    10. Re:It works... for now by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with previous poster on VirtualDub, and I would add that you just need to give The Gimp a while to get used to its interface. I finally have, and it does everything I ever needed Photoshop for in the past. Unfortunately, I also play lots of video games like HL2/CS:S and Civ3 which are only available on Windows right now. Unfortunately, maintaining a video gaming machine on Linux is tricky at best - video drivers and other hardware stuff just isn't as easy to use in Linux as it is in Windows.

    11. Re:It works... for now by robertjw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jump through hoops? I was verified in under thirty seconds with two clicks,

      Just because you are a fast jumper doesn't mean it wasn't a hoop.

    12. Re:It works... for now by Ingolfke · · Score: 4, Informative

      MS has been saying that to be safe don't run exe's off the net and disable activeX,

      Microsoft has been saying don't run unknown EXEs and ActiveX controls. They do sign all of their controls so for those of us who check before we run something we can validate that they're actually from Microsoft or some other trusted party before we run the app/control.

    13. Re:It works... for now by gbulmash · · Score: 4, Insightful
      An interesting view point, which is quite pervasive.

      So why should you get free continued support?

      Now, if you had paid a maintenance fee (quarterly, yearly, ..), then you would of course get updates for the life of the maintenance contract.

      But free?

      It's supposed to be free because that's how Microsoft has done it. If they want to change it, change it. But define that change clearly and prominently at the time of sale.

      Lots of smaller software companies sell you A & B & C packages:

      • A: Software only
      • B: Software + updates for X period
      • C: Software + updates for X period + plus priority/personal support.

      If Microsoft wants to follow that model, fine. Do it... on all new copies of XP they've sold. But for the prior ones, stop adding hoops and checks to make sure I paid. I bought it, I installed it, activated it, I've done enough to qualify for my updates.

      - Greg

    14. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps you dont remember when a Microsoft SSL certificate was issued to a non-MS person years ago. Just because something claims Microsoft created some Active-X control does not mean they really did. Nothing is foolproof.

    15. Re:It works... for now by QMO · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "You could of course argue that the company has a moral obligation to provide updates, and in fact it makes good Public Relations sense to provide free fixes for broken software, but they are really not obligated to."

      If I buy a Television (OR motherboard, hard drive, child's car seat, shingles for the roof, combine for the wheat harvest, CNC press brake for the machine shop, etc.) that doesn't work I can get my money back.

      If it works when I get it, I use it correctly, and it breaks in a short period of time (because of a hidden weakness in the product) I get it fixed for free.

      In most industries, anyone who doesn't follow that rule goes out of business very quickly.

      I think that we are just used to software being an exception.

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    16. Re:It works... for now by fymidos · · Score: 1

      >So why should you get free continued support?

      It's not a moral obligation, it's one of the reasons you bought the programm. Who would buy an OS that doesn't offer updates for free? (the same is true for even simpler programs: who would buy an antivirus that doesn't update it's virus definitions?) Of course they are obligated, because it's part of the deal.

      >if you had paid a maintenance fee

      I would expect a lot more than being allowed to update some printer drivers and to patch a few security holes...

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    17. Re:It works... for now by bluesky74656 · · Score: 1

      I happily run HL2 and CS:S under Cedega. I've never tried Civ 3, but the games database says it works. For me Cedega is worth it to just drop some dough, grab the binary, and never renew the subscription. You can even get the CVS builds for free, but my amd64 system doesn't like those.

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    18. Re:It works... for now by melikamp · · Score: 1

      I just don't have the patience to spend a whole bunch of time learning Linux apps that are 'almost' there in terms of their UI.

      Heh that's the reason I dislike both KDE and Gnome. They both have too many features for me, and too few for my windows-loving friends. IMHO, if you want to get the most out of your Linux, get a geeky distro like Slack and toss away that KDE/Gnome monstorocity. Regardless of your distro choice, check out lighter shells like WindowMaker and XFCE. They really encourage you to open up the hood.

      Take printer setup for example. I am writing this article from a Powerbook, which has CUPS printing, just like Linux, and a custom interface for it, just like KDE. OSX interface is, arguably, more user friendly. But you know what? Every time I need to set up a printer I run into some kind of a problem, be it with a driver or with Windows authentication. On Linux, as well as on OSX, I always end up using the CUPS's native Web interface, which is actually better than anything else I've seen.

      You sound like you have the proper aptitude. It is likely that after only a few months of learning you will like bash CLI more than any GUI tools.

    19. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be fine if they released a known time limit on secuirty updates I mean my car gets free saftey fixes and break fixes for 3 years. And sometimes even longer if there is a recall fix. So all microsoft has to do is do patches for 3 years, and then fix major security flaws via recall :-)

    20. Re:It works... for now by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Interesting


      If I buy a Television (OR motherboard, hard drive, child's car seat, shingles for the roof, combine for the wheat harvest, CNC press brake for the machine shop, etc.) that doesn't work I can get my money back.

      If it works when I get it, I use it correctly, and it breaks in a short period of time (because of a hidden weakness in the product) I get it fixed for free.

      In most industries, anyone who doesn't follow that rule goes out of business very quickly.

      I think that we are just used to software being an exception.


      Which is, of course, silly. When's the last time you turned in a stolen car for a recall/repair? When you do, they'll look up the VIN (Vehicle Identification Number) and make sure that you're legally entitled to the free repair.

      Microsoft is doing the same thing, here. Bitch all you want to, but your license number is effectively the "VIN" for your software. Why shouldn't they have some reasonable means to check it?

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    21. Re:It works... for now by ThinkFr33ly · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "I've got a licensed, genuine version of Windows, but F them for making me jump through hoops to receive continued support. I paid for this and I shouldn't have to keep wasting my time to soothe their paranoid brows."

      Paranoid: Exhibiting or characterized by extreme and irrational fear or distrust of others. (Source)

      "In 2002, piracy cost the worldwide software industry $13billion in lost revenue." - (Source)

      Dispute the BSA's data if you want (I'm sure it's suspect), but I would hardly call Microsoft paranoid for thinking that a large number of people pirate Windows and that they are likely losing a lot of money to it.

      Is a 5 second automated check of your OS really a high price to pay for software updates?

      The only people who should be pissed at this are those who stole Windows, and we should all be pissed at them for being thieves.

    22. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why should we get continued support" for free? In the case of Microsoft, their patches aren't really support. IMO, it's the equivalent of General Motors recalling a car to fix a defective part.

      Without the protection of their EULA, MS would probably have to give away upgrades for free until they developed one that was secure. In other words, we could buy one copy of Windows and get a lifetime of free upgrades.

    23. Re:It works... for now by diggum · · Score: 1

      I don't demand extensive free support after the sale, provided the program wasn't riddled with bugs and security holes to begin with. If you want to give away or sell nice new features after the fact, that's up to you - and an additional benefit to convince customers to use your program - but if the program you sold doesn't work, then the expectation and demand is that the seller give me a fix. While they certainly don't HAVE to, I can guarantee I wouldn't be buying anything else from them after that.

    24. Re:It works... for now by denidoom · · Score: 1

      Well you do get what you pay for. Support out of Bangalore, India. I really enjoy re-activating my MS products and spending 30 minutes on the phone explaining how I have my disks partitioned and how I've reinstalled and the damn activation code is like 20 blocks of 6 characters or something. :/

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    25. Re:It works... for now by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It is "jump through hoops".
      It's showing Microsoft your receipt everytime you want more software from them.
      Would you like to show DVD Distributor your receipt everytime you want to watch a DVD on your DVD player?

      There is no apt-get equivalent for Windows either. apt-get Office 2003 euivalent is jumping through hoops and getting a tatoo that says I love Bill on your backside.

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    26. Re:It works... for now by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      Civ3 works great in Cedega. I was just playing... It has a couple of quirks (some of the menus/advisor screens are sluggish), but other than that it runs very well. :)

    27. Re:It works... for now by Jondaley · · Score: 1

      uh, ok. Just live in your happy little bubble, and don't visit this site:
      https://partner.microsoft.com/
      (of course IE says this certificate is fine)

    28. Re:It works... for now by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      You think this is making you jump through hoops? For most people it takes less than a minute unless you're completely retarded. And you only have to do it once.

      God forbid you should actually have to jump through a hoop some day, you'll learn what real work is.

    29. Re:It works... for now by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      I use Avidemux as a replacement for Virtualdub. It seems to have all/most of the capabilities vdub does, but then again I don't do anything fancy with it. I'd love a non-linear video editing program for Linux that worked well, though.

      For the record, I'm a SuSE fan with Ubuntu/Debian a close second/third. :)

    30. Re:It works... for now by madscientist003 · · Score: 1

      It's supposed to be free because that's how Microsoft has done it.

      That's not a very persuasive argument. I'm a big Linux guy, but I realize that Microsoft has a profit motive and shareholders to heed. Claiming that Microsoft is obligated to do something because that's how they did it in the past is erroneous at best.

      Yes, you paid for your software. Yes, you were not forced to show as much proof in the past that you actually purchased your copy of Windows. But, that's Microsoft's decision to make, and with the terms of the license under which you chose to bind yourself, they are perfectly free to do just that.

    31. Re:It works... for now by damiangerous · · Score: 1

      Civ3 works. It's just barely playably on my pII-866 with only the onboard crappy video. I'm sure it would run great on anything from this century.

    32. Re:It works... for now by Xierox · · Score: 0

      Hypothetical example:
      I buy a new car. It is discovered that if you turn on your windshield wipers, the air conditioner turns off and that it does this in every car of my model. Following your logic, I should have to pay the car company to get the fix for this bug. Um, it was a problem with a product they released. By releasing it, they're giving me a guarantee that the product will work. (Granted, things will wear and break over time, but they are promising that everything will work inititally.)
      Microsoft promoted XP as as secure operating system that would protect you from hackers. That's a promise. Security holes have been found in XP. Not giving updates to fix it (and make it 'secure' again) would be breaking their promise (IMHO) that it was secure.

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    33. Re:It works... for now by OreoCookie · · Score: 1

      I've got a licensed, genuine version of Windows, but F them for making me jump through hoops to receive continued support. I paid for this and I shouldn't have to keep wasting my time to soothe their paranoid brows.
       
      No you didn't really. They are only blocking new features not security fixes. Unless you are paying an ongoing support contract then MS does not owe you updates forever. Besides, there are no "hoops" to jump through at all. Turn on auto-update and your system gets updated automatically without you doing anything.

    34. Re:It works... for now by MighMoS · · Score: 1

      Wow...intellectual property. That's great. Too bad that we didn't have e=mc2 registered as "intellectual property" or who knows where we could be today?

    35. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, cause then you can *pay* for every point-release of the OS instead.

    36. Re:It works... for now by damiangerous · · Score: 1
      If it works when I get it, I use it correctly, and it breaks in a short period of time (because of a hidden weakness in the product) I get it fixed for free.

      Depends on the product. If your car is found to have a defect that could affect safety a recall will be issued and it will be fixed for free, even if you're not the original owner and it's 10 years later (I think that's the limit, I got a recall for an 8 year old car once).

      Most of the MS patches are more akin to car recalls (I'm not taking about feature updates, or anything being security vulnerabilities). They don't affect physical safety, but they do cost millions and millions of dollars in damages. The patches should be free for the same reason car recalls are free. They're as devastating to others, often far more so, than just the owner.

    37. Re:It works... for now by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      My Mozilla complains. I'm not going!

    38. Re:It works... for now by l0b0 · · Score: 1
      I think that we are just used to software being an exception.

      I expect that's because software is still a very young profession, and we're still in the "building the home from straws" phase, not knowing what to do when the Sobig, bad, wolf comes knocking on the door.

      As an aside: Sure, motherboards haven't been available that long, but the laws of electricity (the "Assembly" of electronics) have indeed.

    39. Re:It works... for now by Amouth · · Score: 1

      try slackware.. i love it.. no mess .. no fuss.. if i rember right v.9 if you went through their set up and jsut chose the default you got an empty kern.. i loved that..

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    40. Re:It works... for now by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Going to Linux is a small step, but there are a few apps (like video editing, graphics editing) where I just don't have the patience to spend a whole bunch of time learning Linux apps that are 'almost' there in terms of their UI.

      Then don't.

      I'll get modded to hell for saying this, but use whatever suits you best.

      You'll know if/when the time is right for you to move entirely to an alternative platform such as Linux/MacOS. Windows will piss you off so much that you'll put up with any amount of temporary inconvenience to do it. Same thing happened with me - took a year or two before I finally decided "stuff it".

    41. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How long before someone creates a phishing site that lets people download a 'genuinewindows.exe' that's not so genuine?


      Even worse, perhaps it would trick people into downloading 'genuinewindowsgoats.exe' instead.

      The possible consequences for the victim's desktop upon the next update are too horrific to contemplate. :)
    42. Re:It works... for now by Lifewish · · Score: 1

      Oh, you already use Linux? Then what the fuck are you bitching about anyways?

      I've been avoiding mouthing off for precisely the reason you're getting at here, but those who have failed to forbear have a few good points behind them.

      Let's consider email. Now, what operating system do you think is r00ted fastest if it's left unpatched? Hmm, could the answer possibly be MS Windows? Why, I do believe it is (I can locate the research stating average time to infection if you're unconvinced). And are rooted computers a major source of the spam that fucks up my inbox? Yes, I think that could be the case. And is Microsoft's withdrawal of updates for pirated systems going to improve this situation? For some reason I can't see that happening, can't think why.

      On a similar note, I can no longer run snort (the IDS) on my computer when it's plugged into the university network because of the quite ridiculous number of probes coming in. We're talking 1000 a day minimum. And you know what? They're almost all from unpatched Windows boxen. Fancy that!

      After a couple of years running Linux, I can finally see why, when SCO or some other bottom-feeder talks about the Linux community writing Windows worms, they might possibly have a point. Not because members of said community hate MS (they might, but that's a different issue). Certainly not because we like fiddling with Windows APIs. But because every Windows box that gets knocked off the 'net is one fewer Windows box fucking everyone else over.

      Rant over. Apologies for venting, I just spent about an hour fiddling with snort and psad config files, getting it to ignore all the many and varied Windows-based probes it keeps picking up on.

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    43. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been happy with Mepis

    44. Re:It works... for now by Sancho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Luckily, security fixes are currently exempt from the Windows Genuine blahblahblah requirement.

    45. Re:It works... for now by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Who would buy an OS that doesn't offer updates for free?

      In the mainframe world, that is the way it is (or was, been away for a while). You bought the licence to run the OS (or s/w), then bought a maintenance package. Each year you bought a maintenance package.

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    46. Re:It works... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a known Mozilla bug. They're not following the cert chain properly to validate the root CA.

      The Mozilla SSL people insist that they're strictly following the SSL RFC, others disagree (the RFC's not totally clear if you're required to walk the cert chain to the root or not when validating certificates).

    47. Re:It works... for now by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Jump through hoops? I was verified in under thirty seconds with two clicks, and every download since has been simple and trouble free.

      And why do you have to expose yourself on the 'net if you have a virgin Windows installation? It used to be that you could download service packs with any browser or OS, and that's a good way to do it. Using Linux, I got SP2 for my brother before MS clamped down. Now, they force you to try to update online, with a probably unprotected box.

      Now they are denying updates to possibly illegal Windows boxes. Does that really serve anyone's interests? The illegal installations remain wide open and are a black eye for Microsoft as well as major problem and source of crapfloods for the rest of us. Microsoft should be focused on fixing its borked software, no matter what the heritage is. Watching a convicted monopolist trying to disclaim responsibility because it hasn't been paid for the product is a joke - but it certainly is not funny. If Microsoft isn't willing to allow security updates for all of its software, no matter where it resides, then the company should be regulated out of business as a danger to society. These so-called upgrades are patches to a defective product, not something that provides new value to the end user.

    48. Re:It works... for now by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....but they are really not obligated to....

      It seems that computer software makers are the only major business that are NOT obligated by law to be responsible for a defective and dangerous consumer product. They have managed to get everybody, including the government, to accept defective merchandise without undue complaining and massive lawsuits. If a car or appliance has a safety defect, the maker is obligated to take care of that, no matter how the consumer aquired the product. An operating system that allows a user's vital information to be easily stolen by hackers and crooks in distant places, is in my opinion a hazard akin to a defective tire or brakes on a car or defective insulation on a washer, subjecting a consumer to possible electrocution. Although a financial loss is not equivalent to the possible loss of life, it is a very real loss caused by shoddy workmanship on the part of the software maker. I think that they are very much obligated, at least morally, to support their crapware, no matter who has it or how that person obtained it. They ought to be held responsible legally as well.

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    49. Re:It works... for now by hacker · · Score: 1
      Dispute the BSA's data if you want (I'm sure it's suspect), but I would hardly call Microsoft paranoid for thinking that a large number of people pirate Windows and that they are likely losing a lot of money to it.

      Depending on whose estimates and "research" you go by, I've heard that anywhere from 1/3 (Microsoft's estimate) to 2/3 of Microsoft Windows versions running on machines today, are pirated. That doesn't count the billion copies running somewhere in Asia for $2.00/copy, but actual production Windows installations.

      So 1/3 to 2/3 of their "market share" was due to piracy. Now how does it suit their best interests to prevent that? If Linux is currently at ~11% to 15% market share and Apple OSX is around 5% to 7%, having Microsoft sitting in at 30% doesn't seem to spectacular now, does it?

      In fact, its been shown that people who pirate Microsoft Windows tend to use it, stick with it, develop for it, and install other applications onto it.. many of them legally licensed. So stopping piracy will deprive Microsoft and other application vendors of billions of dollars of revenue.

      Whether or not it is more than the billions they claim from "piracy" has yet to be proven, but I'll bet its close.

      I see no better way that they could have done to push people away from their platform than by doing exactly what they're doing here.

    50. Re:It works... for now by Madhackr · · Score: 1

      The real irony is that if you disable the "genuine advantage" active-x control, windows updates no problem...hahaha

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    51. Re:It works... for now by zxnos · · Score: 1

      microsoft goes live with genuine advantage.
      microsoft leaks crack.
      microsoft logs information of users using said hack. (agreement not to collect personally identifiable information only applies if you accept microsofts terms of use)
      microsoft takes legal action.

      not to be paranoid, but the crack is too simple for them to have overlooked.

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    52. Re:It works... for now by hacker · · Score: 1
      I would recommend trying WINE (Crossover Office is a spinoff of WINE) first since it is free.

      Correction, Crossover Office is Wine with paid support. It is not a "fork", spinoff or other derivitive.

      Think of it like Fedora vs. Red Hat if the analogy makes better sense. You can get one free, with all the free community support you need, or you can get one by paying, with a license, entitlement and a human being on the other end of a telephone waiting to help you with your problems.

    53. Re:It works... for now by Compholio · · Score: 1

      Correction, Crossover Office is Wine with paid support. It is not a "fork", spinoff or other derivitive.

      No, it is not a "fork" but at least in my mind I see it as a "spinoff" - it uses the same material as WINE and then adds other stuff to it. Maybe that's the wrong terminology but it works for explaining their relationship.

    54. Re:It works... for now by the_womble · · Score: 1

      Crossover office is much easier to install.

      I tried Wine and I could not get IE (the only Windows program I need for testing websites) to work. I tried various install scripts, they silently failed.

      Crossover Office installed everything flawlessly, in a very simple GUI to boot.

      I plan to pay for it when the trial period runs out.

      I just hope the it will be possible to install IE7 on it - if MS is going to treat IE 7 as a Windows update you need WGPA for that might screw it (and lose Codeweavers some sales).

    55. Re:It works... for now by ksp · · Score: 1

      And to add insult to injury, I found an additional problem when Windows Update asked me if I wanted the ActiveX installed. It was absolutely impossible for me to find a signature checksum for the certificate they signed it with! I looked at the Microsoft website, but the only thing I found was a warning about the fake Microsoft certs that someone tricked Verisign into signing some time back. MS01-017: Erroneous VeriSign-Issued Digital Certificates Pose Spoofing Hazard
      So they confirmed that there are fake signed certificates that could be used for making trojaned ActiveX components, but no way of checking that Windows Update components really come from them! The certs in question have been revoked, but don't say it couldn't happen again.

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    56. Re:It works... for now by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Aaaah, it's time for the (in)famous Failed /. Car Analogies ;-)

      "Microsoft is doing the same thing, here. Bitch all you want to, but your license number is effectively the "VIN" for your software. Why shouldn't they have some reasonable means to check it?"

      Actually, it's more like they're demanding the keys to your home office, then wanting to go in alone to look through your car's paperwork.

      You're not allowed to go in with them or see what they're doing, and when they come out X minutes later and say "fine, you're legit" you have only their word that all they looked at was your VIN and not your bank statements, or that they didn't poke around and check your insurance or road fund tax were up-to-date while they were there. Oh yeah, and this is a company that has a history of trying to get into your office to examine all your paperwork every time they think they can get away with it.

      If the mechanic checks my VIN once I've dropped the car off in the shop it doesn't bother me, but if I hear my car has a stupid (and user-fixable) design flaw, I phone up to get advice on fixing it and he made me go outside, pop the bonnet and scrabble around the engine just to check I really bought my car from his garage, I'd be a bit more annoyed.

      This is (as with all /. car analogies) a flawed analogy - when you "steal" the car it costs the garage nothing, since it costs nothing to reproduce, strictly accurately the "mechanic" is an automated system (and so my use effectively costs nothing to MS, whether I bought the car from them or "acquired" it), and instead of a trivial broken taillight the design flaw is more likely to be that the brakes suddenly stop working on the Interstate, or the airbag goes off randomly when you hit 73mph and empties your bank account.

      Oh yeah, and the "garage" has a widely-known and documented history of breaking things in the name of vendor lockin, screwing over their very own customers, used both illegal and immoral business practices, is a convicted illegal monopoly and has been caught multiple times using blackmail, extortion and bribery to get its way, often at the expense of its own users.

      I don't want Microsoft (or, by extension any other vendor) scanning my machine. Providing patches to everyone costs them no more than providing patches to legitimate users only. The only reason patches are even necessary is because the software they've sold me is fundmentally flawed (and yes, I am legit) - patches are an unnecessary pain in the arse, and now they want me to jump through yet another hoop, for no benefit to me, for a tiny reduction in piracy of their already- overpriced software?

      Fuck that.

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    57. Re:It works... for now by cortense · · Score: 1

      gbulmash said:
      I've got a licensed, genuine version of Windows, but F them for making me jump through hoops to receive continued support. I paid for this and I shouldn't have to keep wasting my time to soothe their paranoid brows.

      RetroGeek said:
      So why should you get free continued support? Now, if you had paid a maintenance fee (quarterly, yearly, ..), then you would of course get updates for the life of the maintenance contract. But free?

      QMO said:
      If I buy a Television (OR motherboard, hard drive, child's car seat, shingles for the roof, combine for the wheat harvest, CNC press brake for the machine shop, etc.) that doesn't work I can get my money back. [snip] I think that we are just used to software being an exception.

      mcrbids said:
      Which is, of course, silly. When's the last time you turned in a stolen car for a recall/repair? When you do, they'll look up the VIN (Vehicle Identification Number) and make sure that you're legally entitled to the free repair.

      I do believe that QMO was responding to RetroGeek's post raising the point of whether or not one should get free continued support with a legitimate copy of Windows. I doubt that it was QMO's intention to advance the position that pirated copies of Windows should be entitled to free support on the same basis as legitimate copies.

      Correct me if I'm wrong...

    58. Re:It works... for now by Mehtuus · · Score: 1

      Jump through hoops? I was verified in under thirty seconds with two clicks...

      Just because you are a fast jumper doesn't mean it wasn't a hoop.

      No kidding.

      mumbled this into a text file, it is still in progress:

      MicroSuese

      I have an idea said Bill,
      Activation is what we will do!
      That will ASSure compliance,
      And more money too.

      And when they change hardware,
      RAM, video, or the MB there.
      They had better prepare,
      Reactivation will be waiting them there.

      Keep a tight hold on those VL-Keys,
      If people get those, they'll think windows is free.
      Activation's too easy to bypass this way,
      Your Key will be voided, you will see.

      Windows Update will be our next bet,
      We will require activation for that.
      When they cannot update won't they be upset...
      It's activation before they download that.

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    59. Re:It works... for now by Jondaley · · Score: 1

      Hrm, that is interesting. I wonder is different about these two certificates:

      https://limedaley.com/
      and https://partner.microsoft.com/

      I suppose I could read up on the disagreements people are having, but it easier to just complain on slashdot...

    60. Re:It works... for now by Jondaley · · Score: 1

      Well, I clicked around a bit, and it seems that Microsoft is depending on an extension to SSL, and the limedaley.com site uses the SSLCertificateChainFile setting to tell the client where to find the intermediate certificates, so it works.

      It also seems like not explicitly using the chain file has been explicitly declared as wrong in newer versions of SSL.

    61. Re:It works... for now by QMO · · Score: 1

      Exactly right.

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    62. Re:It works... for now by QMO · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that software is a young industry, compared to many things. (Though I suspect that many industry processes and technologies required for the assembly of motherboards are younger than the software industry.)

      As far as I can tell; however, software companies, in general, have been giving LESS free after-sale support than they did 15 years ago, not more. This would suggest that the lack of accountability and free after-sale support is not due to the newness of the industry.

      In what other industry do we buy new products that all come with attached notes saying that there is no guarantee at all that it works or is good for anything?

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    63. Re:It works... for now by mink · · Score: 1

      Strangely AIX and SCO (the two I work with) do not require any payment for access to updates and bugfixes. The IBM software advantage program gets you free major updates for however many years worth of coverage you buy but without it you still can get patches and updates. The only time I need to pay them is for a major upgrade to the next version.

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    64. Re:It works... for now by eliasen · · Score: 1

      "In 2002, piracy cost the worldwide software industry $13 billion in lost revenue."

      Dispute the BSA's data if you want...

      I want. Those figures include every piece of software that somebody copies, plays around with for 5 minutes and discards. If some 13-year-old downloads a copy of AutoCAD, tries to figure it out for 5 minutes, and then gives up and overwrites it with monkey pr0n, they count that a loss of $10,000. Or whatever it costs. This is ridiculous.

      It's more likely that somebody who pirates Windows is using it, of course. Once you've installed it, you've made a decision you can't easily rescind. However, claiming that those people would have bought a new version of Windows XP that does nothing visibly new is ridiculous. If Joe Average User knew how little new functionality they'd get from upgrading from, say, Windows 2000 to Windows XP, there's very little chance they'd shell out the 150 bucks. There's nothing that Windows XP would buy me over the (legit) copy of Windows 2000 I have running on this old dog of a laptop.

      In fact, "upgrading" to Windows XP Home would intentionally break my ability to connect to many networks! In order to increase their profits, Microsoft goes out of their way to cripple code that's been working for years, and damn the users! Who in their right mind would even consider paying Microsoft to intentionally screw them like that?

      As a programmer myself, I fully believe that everyone should pay for the software they use. I just think that if people knew what they were really getting for their money, most would choose not to put another cent into Microsoft's pockets.

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    65. Re:It works... for now by HybridST · · Score: 1

      Actually Security updates are exempt! (for now anyway...)

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    66. Re:It works... for now by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Actually Security updates are exempt! (for now anyway...)

      And just how do you separate out the security updates included in a service pack? And it still doesn't explain the policy of why updates have to be done online instead of via executable program.

  4. Great! by Luscious868 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's post it on Slashdot for all to see so Microsoft will find out about it and make it harder to get around!

    1. Re:Great! by winkydink · · Score: 0

      Let's see.

      When somebody posts about an Cisco security exploit, it's a good thing.

      When somebody posts about a workaround to get past Microsoft's licensing it's a bad.

      You can't have your cake and eat it too.

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    2. Re:Great! by WhiteZero · · Score: 1

      Not posting it here would delay MS' knowledge very little, guy.

    3. Re:Great! by youknowmewell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry, nobody will be seeing it for the next day or so; it was posted on /.!

    4. Re:Great! by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can, but you're missing the point. It's not hipocrisy, though only small, petty minds are troubled by such a thing as that.

      The point is, this is a 'main-stream' news site, and gets a lot of traffic. The best way for a company to find out about an exploit they need to fix is for it to get lots of 'high-level' coverage.

      That's why when you find an exploit you can use for something, you generally try to 'keep it on the low.'

      Got it? Most of us could probably have found this just as easily if it had not been posted on /., but now it is, so it's that much easier to find, which means it will be brought to MS's attention that much more quickly, which means they will have a fix for this work around that much sooner.

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    5. Re:Great! by garcia · · Score: 1

      Let's see. When somebody posts about an Cisco security exploit, it's a good thing. When somebody posts about a workaround to get past Microsoft's licensing it's a bad. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

      Cisco's situation is completely unrelated here because they are using intimidation tactics to try and stop any future exploit notifications from being released so their "reputation" isn't tarnished more than it already has been.

      Microsoft's new license verification *scheme* isn't a security risk and if anything they are going to *welcome* these reports so that they can quickly close open holes that may allow "malicious" folks out there to continue to receive software updates.

    6. Re:Great! by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 4, Funny
      Got it? Most of us could probably have found this just as easily if it had not been posted on /., but now it is, so it's that much easier to find, which means it will be brought to MS's attention that much more quickly, which means they will have a fix for this work around that much sooner.
      Ha ha! When I read that I thought, "Oh, you mean like we've been openly, publicly blasting them for all of their programming vulnerabilities and horrible security model, and the incredibly stupid practices of putting ease-of-use over stability or security? Yeah, that has resulted in them jumping right on it and issuing fixes for those things. NOT!"
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    7. Re:Great! by robertjw · · Score: 1, Funny

      You can't have your cake and eat it too.

      That is just the silliest expression ever. Why have a cake if you aren't going to eat it? If I don't have a cake, who's cake can I eat? I'm pretty sure people get irritated if I go around stealing their cake and eating it. Don't think the whole "You can't have your cake and eat it too." argument is going to get me out of cake stealing jail.

    8. Re:Great! by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      I never claimed that Microsoft was fast in fixing bugs and exploits. I only said that now that this is so out in the open, they'll fix it faster. Whether that means in six months instead of a year or six days instead of six weeks doesn't matter. The point stands that problems that are made known get fixed faster than problems that you don't know about, for the simple fact that you can't fix what you don't know is broken.

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    9. Re:Great! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft's new license verification *scheme* isn't a security risk and if anything they are going to *welcome* these reports so that they can quickly close open holes that may allow "malicious" folks out there to continue to receive software updates.

      I consider *anything* identifying me or where I bought something to a major corporation to be a security risk. Corporations cannot be trusted to act benignly towards consumers; the profit motive is against it.

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    10. Re:Great! by kawika · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure, but Microsoft is certain to see it tomorrow when it's posted as a dup!

    11. Re:Great! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      NOT? OMG I just had a flashback of the 90's! Yuck.

    12. Re:Great! by Aeron65432 · · Score: 1
      But M$ will see it in a week again when it is duped!

    13. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1: Funny

    14. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1: Redundant

    15. Re:Great! by adrenalinekick · · Score: 1

      Microsoft won't fix this until the 2nd Tuesday of next month. So you should have a few more weeks of free support.

  5. Javascript?? by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are they serious about security, privacy and piracy yet?

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    1. Re:Javascript?? by interiot · · Score: 1
      I guess people could come up with conspiracy theories for this... that Microsoft WANTED people to crack it as fast as possible so they could whine about it to senators or something.

      Does anybody know if Herr Gates is scheduled to meet any important people soon?

    2. Re:Javascript?? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Windows Update doesn't work with Firefox in general because it disables ActiveX by default.

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    3. Re:Javascript?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Does anybody know if Herr Gates is scheduled to meet any important people soon?"

      Nope.
      I just checked my calendar and he doesn't have an appointment with me.

    4. Re:Javascript?? by Eugene · · Score: 1

      actually, they are only seroius about piracy, since it's the bottom line that counts.

    5. Re:Javascript?? by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      Of course. They're dedicated to stamping out all three. The "piracy" bit is still giving them some trouble, but they're making great strides in the other two.

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    6. Re:Javascript?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For your information, if by any twisted reason you need Internet Explorer in Linux, it runs under wine. I use it to test if my websited render well in the Evil Empire "browser".

  6. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone notice anything wrong with the URL listed? It has AD at the end so I bet 90% of the mozilla users with adblock will have to it turn off to view the page. Is this the future of all URLs on the web?

    1. Re:WTF by Big+Boss · · Score: 1

      I have adblock on and it worked fine. Update your rules. No different than spam filtering really. General rules like "ad" are going to get false positives. Of course, I only use adblock on the really annoying ones. Simple banners and such I usually leave alone.

    2. Re:WTF by TheViciousOverWind · · Score: 4, Informative

      Erh... Think just a tiny bit before you post inane babble like that - The article was called "Microsoft Genuine Advantage[...]" and in the url it says "microsoft_genuine_ad". - See the resemblance? It's just an autogenerated filename their CMS came up with probably.

      And now for something completely different (a comment about the article): I'm pretty sure the one who programmed this check knew that it wasn't bulletproof, and maybe it's just a case of a "proof of concept" project which suddenly becomes a "Gone live" project. - It will be pretty easy for them to fix, but it really is a huge embarassment for them, and you would think that a company with that kind of resources had rules to cover things like that (as in Rule #302742314 "Clientside checking is only okay if followed by a Serverside check").

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    3. Re:WTF by BaudKarma · · Score: 2, Funny

      Asking people to think before they post has the potential to spoil a lot of my entertainment.

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    4. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my rule is anything that flashes or plays music or tries to drive-by-download(even if only in IE)... those using what i consider really bad tactics.

  7. Not for long by zoomba · · Score: 4, Funny

    That one will be fixed pronto in a "critical" security fix.

  8. Good job guys by KirbyTheRobot · · Score: 0

    Thanks for posting that for millions of people to see. Behold this Slashdot: ohuk.

    1. Re:Good job guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you tired of peddling your stupid site?

  9. Why steal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is stealing this software anyway? Does anyone actually use MS shit still? fuck, I thought the world was evolved.

    1. Re:Why steal? by deesine · · Score: 0


      There are people who can help you. You're not the only one with this condition. I know. I also used to be a geek that had only geek friends.

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  10. Unbelievable. by 455 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That really is amazing. Proof of why I don't use the MS Validation Control when we develop in VS.NET - Just turn it off!

    1. Re:Unbelievable. by kmmatthews · · Score: 1

      Dude, wtf are you smoking? The MS Validation Control and this Genuine Advantage crap are TWO COMPLETELY SEPERATE AND UNRELATED THINGS.

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    2. Re:Unbelievable. by KaMiKa-Z77 · · Score: 1

      If you are only using the Web Form Validation controls to validate input on your forms than you are not doing a very good job.

      You should validate input at all layers of your app., especially the business logic layer. Validation controls are just to save users the hassle of a post-back, but that doesn't mean its the only check you should make. What if a user has javascript turned off on the browser?

      And what does that have to do with this crack?

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    3. Re:Unbelievable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With javascript off, the controls are validated at the server -- you'll still get an error if the input isn't valid.

      This is not to deride your point -- it is very important to check the input at every level.

    4. Re:Unbelievable. by enkafan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Personally, I wouldn't use the built in validation controls because they don't output DOM compliant javascript. You can download a set of DOM compliant validation controls here: http://www.okane.com.au/matt/PermaLink,guid,c0797a e3-d041-49bb-bd15-0ae551151271.aspx

      But if you are using ANY validation control in ASP.NET, you sure as hell better be calling Page.IsValid on the server side instead of relying on the javascript functionality. well, I guess this assumes you knew that the validation controls can be ran from the server side...

    5. Re:Unbelievable. by 455 · · Score: 1

      Yes... I did know all this, and yes, the server side validation does work better. I personally never use the client side, but people do - I've seen it many times, and that's all I'm saying. VS.NET - for a beginner - makes the client side validation seem like an easy solution to form validation - which it isn't. Geez people get fired up around here...

      With regards to this not being the same thing - I understand that as well, however - it does seem that this crack is JavaScript related - being that using javascript you can disable it - meaning that they could use some stronger validation. If I'm way off - please excuse.

  11. Here Is The Proof-Of-Concept Crack For This by ZOverLord · · Score: 0, Redundant
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    1. Re:Here Is The Proof-Of-Concept Crack For This by bvimo · · Score: 1

      Well only a link to boingboing.net. Which has already been provided.

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  12. Get the hack here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Download the hack here,

    http://www.linux.org/

    1. Re:Get the hack here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my original reply was simply "huh?" but then was scolded for not waiting long enough between hitting "reply" and "submit"

      I found the solution: spent time complaining about the RackSpace banner ad atop /. that's been causing IE to freeze, forcing a page reload each time it rotates thru.

      now to respond again...

      WTF?

    2. Re:Get the hack here! by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      I realize you're AC, but be careful with that! A while ago when a bunch of Windows source code was released, Microsoft sent a C&D letter to someone who hosted a torrent of a Linux kernel tarball as a joke.

  13. Simple Doesn't begin to describe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just too simple. I know we aren't setting the bar high for Microsoft but come on now. They should have been able to do a little better than this.

  14. That's a story? by alvinrod · · Score: 1
    That has to be the shortest article I've read! Roughly 45 words in it. Article summaries have been longer.

    Oh well, sucks to be Microsoft. Now they've had their anti-theft security cracked again. Everyone's got to be laughing at them.

    1. Re:That's a story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are the only ones laughing at them.

      Mainstream users only hear "wah wah wah" as if talking with Charlie Brown's teacher.

  15. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait. You were scared?

  16. The pirates be losin' their cuttin' edge, arr. by supersocialist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, seriously, I expected a crack out much sooner. What's it been, six hours?

    1. Re:The pirates be losin' their cuttin' edge, arr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA before *trying* to be funny, idiot - 24 hours

    2. Re:The pirates be losin' their cuttin' edge, arr. by hazzey · · Score: 1

      Does it still count as 0day though? I think that expecting 0hour is a bit much!

    3. Re:The pirates be losin' their cuttin' edge, arr. by Criterion · · Score: 1

      Nah, this workaround was posted on Neowin yesterday. Slashdot's sources are the ones being slow.

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    4. Re:The pirates be losin' their cuttin' edge, arr. by largenumber · · Score: 1

      Maybe the crackers are no longer as interested in wasting their time breaking into Windows.

      If this post #13189088 is right then I'd say its a good sign that crackers are loosing interest...

      If not because they have better things they could be doing (coding an open source project for instance), then because the raised difficulty for the average joe to get his Windows and his Office for free will decrease the number of people who get sucked into using Windows and increase the number who look for other alternatives.

      The harder MS makes it to use their software the less people are going to want to jump through their hoops.

  17. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah if this was on hackthissite.org it'd be hacked in a new world record time!

  18. YES... by ohyedoggies · · Score: 0, Funny

    my bootleg vmware running bootleg Windows XP setup is back in action!

    1. Re:YES... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      my bootleg vmware running bootleg Windows XP setup is back in action!

      And you'll see plenty of action in prison, my friend.

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    2. Re:YES... by macaulay805 · · Score: 1

      Do I detect a hint of jealousy?

    3. Re:YES... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      If so, it's only because this economy has gotten so bad that 3 free squares and a roof looks pretty good to a lot of programmers out there these days.

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    4. Re:YES... by Nossie · · Score: 1

      in reality the parent poster is only taking money from the coders if he makes money from vmware himself...

      if he's just some script kiddie checking out new software then he's not costing then anything by warezing it. say its a perfect world, and there are no warez. The kid wont buy vmware just to fiddle with anyway so what money is vmware actually missing out on?

      In fact maybe in a few years time he might become a vmware guru and advise his corporate clients to buy the software -- making them even more money !

      Say your a 3d animation student.. and warez 3d max for 5 years during uni.. you come out of education and go to a studio... the management need a new tool and ask which one you'd prefer -- which one would you choose? the one you've warezed and learned so much on... or something that was never covered in your cheapo college course?

      So tha animation studio buys studio max because of your experience and recommendation and autocad/discreet make even more money !

      Where this argument doesnt work however is:

      operating systems (although I bet if most folk couldnt warez xp they would just get linux on their old 98 machine or whatever -- boost for open source !!)

      any form of entertainment -- something that you cant 'learn' or make money from... games or films for example.

      OTOH: some people download films first to see if they are worth watching.. and if so THEN go see them in the cinema although I think the interview with Leo Laporte in a previous /. article covers that pretty well.

      My philosophy is that if you can make money from software that you bought then the publisher has every right to ask for some of it. If your only using it to learn and have *no* commercial purpose for it then personal use should be free.

      but hey, thats jimho :D

    5. Re:YES... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I was talking about the "hint of jealousy"- in that yes, at times in the past 5 years as a professional software engineer, I've been jealous of the guys in jail....they're leading a better life than I am.

      Beyond that, yes, I agree- piracy is at times the best advertising a company with software sales can hope for. Besides- last I looked Microsoft was making a 95% profit on Windows *after* R&D and the minimal packaging costs, so cracking down on home users is rather idiotic.

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  19. only for the geeks by arkmannj · · Score: 1

    The crack (which I have no intention of using, since I did buy my copies) really will only be used by Geeks, the check will still thwart a lot of the casual average joe. at least in my opinion.

    1. Re:only for the geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The crack (which I have no intention of using, since I did buy my copies) really will only be used by Geeks, the check will still thwart a lot of the casual average joe. at least in my opinion.

      Uhm... of course the Geek would be the only one to use something like this. They're most likely the ones with the cracked copy. The "average joe" usually doesn't have this.

    2. Re:only for the geeks by SomeGuyTyping · · Score: 1

      Who do you think installs and updates Windows for the average joe?

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    3. Re:only for the geeks by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Yes...because the highly technical operation "pasting into the addressbar" is far, far beyond the level of knowledge of the average user*. The bigger problem is that the average Windows user can't even read or click buttons, and will, when frustrated, end up throwing their own feces at the screen.

      *This is based on the assumption that the average Windows user is, in fact, a chimpanzee.

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    4. Re:only for the geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it will only be used by copyright infringers. Real geeks prefer to have legal copies of their copyrighted software.

      There's nothing "leet" or "uber" about copyright infringement, aka "piracy", really - now days all the heavy lifting is done by a few, and the wannabes just have to be able to use Google.

    5. Re:only for the geeks by mark-t · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I bought my copy too... an OEM version of Windows XP Home edition that came bundled with my Toshiba laptop. The certificate of authenticity label is attached to my laptop, and I have all the original manuals and CD's.

      But for some inexplicable reason, Microsoft is unable to authenticate my info. Which leaves me with no alternative but to use the crack if I want to continue to use XP on that system.

    6. Re:only for the geeks by SealBeater · · Score: 1

      What "real geeks" are you referring to? Every "geek" I know has a vast
      treasure trove of windows software, none of which is paid for. I can't think
      of a single geek who doesn't have a cd wallet somewhere full of various OS cds,
      none of which have a holegram in sight.

      SealBeater

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    7. Re:only for the geeks by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 1
      *This is based on the assumption that the average Windows user is, in fact, a chimpanzee.

      This is a valid assumption. The other day, I asked my mom to go to http://www.whatismyip.com/ because she had just reconnected the Internet (dog kicked out the phone cord) and I didn't want to wait for ddclient to update my IP, and she gave me an IP. I pinged it, and it said "PING crawl12-34-56-78.googlebot.com (12.34.56.78) ...". She put the address in to google and read me the search result instead of going to the site.

      Depressingly, you're probably right that pasting into the address bar is far, far beyond the level of knowledge of the average user.

    8. Re:only for the geeks by AlltheCoolNamesGone · · Score: 1

      Average Joe really isn't any smarter than a monkey when it comes to doing anything more involved than turning it on, surfing the web etc... It's not that it's hard, it's just that people in general seem to think it is hard and way above them, so they don't even attempt to do anything. Or sometimes they fear they'll do something wrong that'll break it. There are any number of reasons that people give for not wanting to "deal" with there computers.

        People fear what they don't understand, and most people don't understand computers.
      It will probably change with the next generation but right now that seems to be the general rule.

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    9. Re:only for the geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The manufacturer of their PC.

    10. Re:only for the geeks by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure. Sometimes I'm blown away by how dumb the "average Joe" is, but sometimes what they can do really amazes me.

      myTunes is a good example: I one day set out to write a program to do what it did (not knowing it existed), and eventually came across it while Googling for details. I was very excited at what I'd found, thinking I was the only one on campus to have found it -- after all, who knew about packet sniffing to redirect the stream to disk? Surely, only a computer person as brilliant as me would know. Turns out that half the school already had it. To them, it's just a program to copy other peoples' music.

      Same goes for this. They might not know how it works, but all it takes it copying-and-pasting a URL. My grandmother could do it.

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    11. Re:only for the geeks by Nossie · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you on this one...

      I never bought XP but I did pay a $600 donation to Mandrake a year ago...

      -- not that I'll do so again after the name change LOL

      I *would* buy OSX for AMD if I could... but I think that will be a long road away..

      bottom line is -- pay for what you believe in or make money from and warez the f*'king rest.

      jimho

    12. Re:only for the geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But for some inexplicable reason, Microsoft is unable to authenticate my info. Which leaves me with no alternative but to use the crack if I want to continue to use XP on that system.

      Why not sue in small claims court? You bought it, you have receipts, and it doesn't work.

    13. Re:only for the geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm having the same problem with my Toshiba laptop, bought from BestB**. Maybe Toshiba's counterfeiting Windows certificates?

    14. Re:only for the geeks by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Sue for what? I haven't been impacted financially because of this. If Microsoft makes it impossible for me to keep my system updated without cracking it, then I'll just crack it. I legally purchased my software, and it's not my bloody fault that MS and Toshiba can't get their shit together.

    15. Re:only for the geeks by jimicus · · Score: 1

      You haven't, but only because (I assume) you're prepared to look into and install a crack.

      Let's look at the average person who sees their computer as a glorified appliance, and isn't afraid to sue:

      "What do you mean I've got an illegal copy? I can't update it? I paid for it! I'll sue ya!"

      Sounds pretty reasonable to me.

    16. Re:only for the geeks by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I had to reactivate my girlfriend's PC after I upgraded some of the hardware, but was having problems. To cut a long story short, it turned out that the serial that XP had been installed with didn't match the one on the sticker on the case.

      Thanks for that, Packard Bell; you wasted about an hour of my time because of that.

      It's entirely possible that something similar has happened to you.

    17. Re:only for the geeks by UCFFool · · Score: 1

      Grin, Hi Fireboy. Added you to friends. :)

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    18. Re:only for the geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Maybe Toshiba's counterfeiting Windows certificates?

      Then Dell is doing it too. We have 20 out of 24 Dell desktops that keep losing their activation. I don't think both Toshiba and Dell are doing it, so it's just yet another Microsoft bug.

    19. Re:only for the geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Dell does the same, to change your key [to the one on the label] you'll have to deactivate windows

      microsoft even has instructions
      http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb; EN-US;328874

    20. Re:only for the geeks by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      I suppose it was only a matter of time before I saw somebody I know on slashdot through independent means.

      It took a long time though. This is my 1213th comment in more than half a decade. :)

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    21. Re:only for the geeks by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      But for some inexplicable reason, Microsoft is unable to authenticate my info. Which leaves me with no alternative...

      Uhh.. can you not simply call them, explain the situation, and have them fix it?

      Or, if Microsoft says your version of Windows is pirated, turn in Toshiba as a distributor of pirated copies of Windows.

      See another poster's comment about changing your registration key, though.

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  20. Shocking stas gathered by program by FerretFrottage · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...after users attempted to update, MS found out that there is actually only 1 registered copy of Windows XP.

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    1. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's mine...!! o.O

    2. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by interiot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Further research revealed that while some people had actually paid for XP, they found repeated product activation to be such a painful experience, that it was easier to just download the ilicit version and be done with it.

    3. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by savagedome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Only one? So, assuming Bill has the only original, that means Stevie B is pirating it. Damn. I always knew there was something fishy behind the Monkey Boy charm.

    4. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the serial number for that windows starts like "FCKGW-..."

    5. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

      ...that's the serial I was trying remember when I posted; now I can put my mind at easy from trying to remember that good ole original.

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    6. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by JohnG307 · · Score: 1

      Hanging out with fellow nerds, it really is easy to think along these lines. And then you remember all the poor saps that actually buy their PCs from retailers that force you to buy a legitimate copy of the OS. Oh the horror!

    7. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by JohnG307 · · Score: 1

      Easy to remember if you're looking at it like F-CK G(eorge) W.

    8. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Maybe this can help you.

    9. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by Frobisher · · Score: 1
      ..after users attempted to update, MS found out that there is actually only 1 registered copy of Windows XP.
      That was the premise of "The Guide" in Mostly Harmless, the fifth book in the Hitchhikers Guide trilogy.
    10. Re:Shocking stas gathered by program by CanadianBoy · · Score: 1

      Nah, you don't make that much money by spending on crap software. I'm sure Bill's is pirated. He is the smart one after all.

  21. Simpsons flashback by NinjaFodder · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I the only person that can see Martin from the Simpsons pointing and saying, "Ha ha!"?

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    1. Re:Simpsons flashback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      most likely...considering that's Nelson's trademark.

    2. Re:Simpsons flashback by NinjaFodder · · Score: 0

      Details... details...

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      One day they will build a board with a nail in it so big that they will destroy the earth.

  22. as always by cryptoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MS continues to do its absolute best (or does it?) to prevent their products from being hacked to bits (no pun intended), and they have no choice. As part of their business, it's mandatory that they attempt to curtail software piracy. But they know, and we know, that it can't be done. It's like the terrorists (now, seriously guys, I'm NOT making a link between hackers and terrorists, I'm above that). But look at it this way. The US government has to protect against all possible terror threats, whereas the terrorists only have to find one single way to break through. That is, Microsoft will have to figure out every possible way that their products can be cracked and provide protection, but the hackers must only find one single weakness. So to speak.

    1. Re:as always by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      MS continues to do its absolute best (or does it?) to prevent their products from being hacked to bits (no pun intended), and they have no choice.

      They have no choice? Of course they have a choice. They can forego all this nonsense and simply accept the fact that 35% of Windows copies in the world are pirated. Who cares? That means that still 65% of the copies of Windows are legit. Do you realize what an enormous amount of sales that is?

      Yes, they can try to reduce piracy. They will reduce it a bit, probably, but at the same time they will annoy many of their legit customers. Is that smart? Especially considering who these people with pirated versions of Windows are. Home users, that's who. People who can't really afford a legit copy of Windows because it is so damn expensive. And they like to use Windows, because that is what they have at work.

      And what will happen if these home users get alienated from Windows? They will look around, see if there is something available that they like. And then, when they have started using a Mac, or Linux, or Linspire, or whatever is their fancy, and they find they like it, they are gonna ask their boss if they can get it at work too. And why wouldn't they: it's only Word Processing they do. And some of these bosses will agree.

      You can see where this is going.

      Yes, Microsoft has a strong monopoly, but a monopoly can fall if you endanger it. And that is what Microsoft has been doing the last year or so.

      But we should be happy about that, right?

    2. Re:as always by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      1. Do a song and dance to make shareholders who can't understand true market forces and technical issues think you're doing everything you can to maximize profits.

      2. Continue muttering, "The first hit is free," and 'handing out free copies' (ie, allowing weak hacks) under your breath to those who care to listen.

      I don't *really* believe thats whats going on, but every time a story like this hits the wire, it just gets my mind going ..

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    3. Re:as always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People who can't really afford a legit copy of Windows because it is so damn expensive.

      Funny how people that buy $2000 PCs say they can't afford a $200 operating system...

    4. Re:as always by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I stayed at a summer camp for the gifted between my Junior and Senior years of high school. The head man in charge had an interesting viewpoint.

      "You are all smart, and we know it. Anything we tell you that you can't do, you will find a way around it. So we're not going to do that. We're going to tell you what you can do. Everything else is forbidden."

      The US government can't exactly follow this policy. All those bothersome things like inalienable rights, and such. But an operating system is NOT the US government. (cue UNIX and access controls)

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    5. Re:as always by kosmosik · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that MS have to protect their software from piracy. But there is where I stop to agree...

      1] There is one fucking big difference between trying to protect something and failing due to some obscure and rare bug - what they did is like sort of error that lamers go out with - meaning this is like plain stupid bug - it is flawed design of the application - in such cases you just cannot let the browser side do it - because you do not control it. Stupid, plain stupid. No security at all - and if they even cannot make their own simple stupid web script working as espected so what shall I think about their software? Geeez...

      2] Hackers do not steal software - you are misleading the term hacker. It is the term cracker what you mean. Hackers are bunch of completely different guys. :)

      3] As the piracy/terrorist theories - every one knows that - you f.e literally won't sell anything in China since it is all pirated there... So what other companies do? They ditch the OS as main stream of revenue - OS is commodity right now. The place where you will earn money is service - and you cannot buy this service on street like you would pirated Windows copy. So basically everyone is reforming to probvide paid services. Which cannot be pirated obviously.

  23. They will lose more sales by doing this by HiddenCamper · · Score: 1

    If only it was this easy to crack the PSP's security. I dont know why microsoft even tries. If anything, by not allowing us apps like antispyware, its just going to make more of a headache for the non-savvy windows users, and force more people to switch over to a more secure system (i.e. mac and linux). with the Macs switching to intel, i think the OS business will start to get interesting soon.

  24. hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A simple hack has been found that disables the check. Cool! Just like the simple hacks that can disable Windows.

  25. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Zzesers92 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    the kids over at Microsoft who decided to implement an anti-piracy measure utilizing javascript without any input validation.

    In a cost comparison, they probably figured a cheap, easy means to get people who otherwise did not know they had a pirated version to purchase outweighed trying to lock out people who knowingly run a pirated copy (i.e., people who will use this hack).

  26. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by daxomatic · · Score: 2, Funny

    well,

    hahahahaha
    after reading this http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=new+windo ws+Vista&btnG=Search
    Introducing Windows Vista(TM). It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and
    in your ability to get the most out of it

    LOL
    ROFL
    hahahahaha
    etc ect

  27. Can't really be suprised by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A product with the market penetration as big as Windows is always going to be cracked, as soon as possible after it comes out. No matter what they do to try and prevent it, which is why some companies don't spend that much on anti-piracy for the product on release now, something microsoft can't do... so they have to try their best.

    1. Re:Can't really be suprised by catman · · Score: 1

      You know, if that really was their best, I'm glad I don't do Windows ...

    2. Re:Can't really be suprised by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      > A product with the market penetration as big as Windows is always going to be cracked, as soon as
      >possible after it comes out. No matter what they do to try and prevent it, which is why some companies
      >don't spend that much on anti-piracy for the product on release now, something microsoft can't
      >do... so they have to try their best.

      Please, anyone sane who has mod points, MOD THIS DOWN!

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    3. Re:Can't really be suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but this is bullshit. I have no idea who moderated it "Insightful", but it is not. The Windows OS is closed thus it is possible to develop software that will verify the integrity and then the key of the OS with zero probability that it will be cracked. Properly written verification software cannot be easily cracked.

      It may not be possible in Linux where the kernel may be modified (lots of work!), etc, etc. but in Windows it is possible.

      Anyway, this "crack" just shows that the Genuine Advantage is useless JavaScript thrown together by someone that knows nothing about security.

  28. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

    as simple as the kids over at Microsoft who decided to implement an anti-piracy measure utilizing javascript without any input validation.

    You mean I don't even have to hold down the Shift key? ;-)

  29. Way to go M$ by wobedraggled · · Score: 1

    All I can do is laugh, i was just telling my boss about the key check less than an hour ago. Hahahahahaha. I cant wait to see how secure the XBox360 will be

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    1. Re:Way to go M$ by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I cant wait to see how secure the XBox360 will be

      Fairly.

      Don't mistake MS's "see, we tried" pretend attempts at security, and their "this hurts our bottom line" real security.

      The original XBox still has no generally applicable software-only crack for it, after several years in the field. Real security.

      This new "please don't pirate Windows" joke lasted 24 hours. Why? Microsoft WANTS people to pirate Windows. Very, very few private individuals would pay $300 for an OS plus $300 for an office app suite. However, if "everyone" uses it already, then the sort of customers who do buy, such as businesses and governments, will far more likely go with Microsoft.

      Call me paranoid if you want, but NO modern attempt at secure authentication has any excuse for not using server-side verified, AES-encrypted communication. A pathetic little unverified Javascript toy? Gimme a break.

    2. Re:Way to go M$ by benjamindees · · Score: 1, Troll

      I was waiting for this comment. If I had mod points, you'd get them.

      This is yet another brilliant mindfuck by Microsoft. It's nothing but win-win-win, all around.

      The script-kiddie-MCSE's still think they are 133t as they hack around it. The mouth-breathing idiots will have to buy a legit copy. MS execs can say to their shareholders "see, we're trying to stop piracy." They can say to their critics "it's impossible to write secure software, so buy the new MS antivirus!" Less knowledgeable members of the OSS crowd will continue to underestimate the very real threat that hardware DRM poses.

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    3. Re:Way to go M$ by typical · · Score: 1

      Why? Microsoft WANTS people to pirate Windows. Very, very few private individuals would pay $300 for an OS plus $300 for an office app suite. However, if "everyone" uses it already, then the sort of customers who do buy, such as businesses and governments, will far more likely go with Microsoft.

      Bull.

      Piracy simply represents a segment of the market that Microsoft cannot directly control. They could be charging on $5 or $10 or just making Windows free to those people that they want to get using it.

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  30. That answers that.. by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess they've answered "Can Open Source and Commercial Software Coexist?" with a YES, and added a HOW!

  31. Who really cares about this?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Microsoft is becoming irrelevant, passe. Why would I care if I could pirate Windows? I don't use Microsoft software now, I don't plan to use Microsoft software in the future, it does not matter if they give the stuff away.

    People who break authentication so they can pirate software are hurting free and open source software. This behaviour encourages people to pirate the software. If you want to use Microsoft software then don't break the law and don't use pirated copies. That's right, pay for legal use of the software. Use you elite hacking skills to improve free and open source software.

    1. Re:Who really cares about this?? by Pete+LaGrange · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is becoming irrelevant, passe. Why would I care if I could pirate Windows? I don't use Microsoft software now, I don't plan to use Microsoft software in the future, it does not matter if they give the stuff away.

      People who break authentication so they can pirate software are hurting free and open source software. This behaviour encourages people to pirate the software. If you want to use Microsoft software then don't break the law and don't use pirated copies. That's right, pay for legal use of the software. Use you elite hacking skills to improve free and open source software.

      Why is this modded "troll"?

      The parent is absolutely correct in every respect.

      Will somebody with mod points please correct this.

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  32. Just links back to article in summary by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 1

    This link just goes back to the one in the article, you can skip it.

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  33. There have been windows update wrappers forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They diddle your pid, login and present updates and rediddle your pid back to devilsown or whatever blacklisted pid you happen to be running. I bet they're doing something similar for GA.

    1. Re:There have been windows update wrappers forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Bill Gates,
      Please don't diddle with my pid anymore, it makes me feel dirty.
      Thanks,
      Timmy

  34. video editing on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going to Linux is a small step, but there are a few apps (like video editing, graphics editing) where I just don't have the patience to spend a whole bunch of time learning Linux apps that are 'almost' there in terms of their UI.

    You must have missed this.....

    1. Re:video editing on Linux by gbulmash · · Score: 1
      You must have missed this.....

      All well and good if I want to make the sequel to "Sky Captain", but not quite the simplicity of Premiere Elements.

      - Greg

  35. Javascript?? by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

    Does it have to be compatible with anything else than IE? Just make it in activeX! It will make it harder to crack: Using IE will get your computer deadly infected with spyware and virusses, so you can not hack the genuine advantage program yourself, ergo the genuine advantage program is safe and secure.

    Actually MS sites work pretty well with firefox (I do not know if it looks or works different in IE since they do not make a version for linux (they made one for SUN, hum, maybe give that a try....))

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  36. Developers! by Skiron · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, {sweaty armpits}, Developers, Developers, Developers... [all clap]

    1. Re:Developers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. Is this supposed to be sung to the Badger song? If so, why in god's name would you replace "mushroom" with "sweaty armpits"?

    2. Re:Developers! by pizen · · Score: 1

      You forgot the [stumbles] part. That was the best part...after the sweaty, scary, foaming at the mouth part.

    3. Re:Developers! by KodeK · · Score: 0

      Haha, that was funny. For those of you who didn't get it: here

  37. Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Thursday, July 28, 2005

    Microsoft "Genuine Advantage" cracked in 24h:

    "This week, Microsoft started requiring users to verifiy their serial number before using Windows Update. This effort to force users to either buy XP or tell them where you got the illegal copy is called 'Genuine Advantage.' It was cracked within 24 hours."

    Before pressing 'Custom' or 'Express' buttons paste this text to the address bar and press enter:

    java script:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

    It turns off the trigger for the key check.

    1. Re:Article Text by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      I love these sorts of vulnerabilities. Maybe we should look for "GiveMeRootPriveleges=NO" and "SendMeTenMillionDollarsInUnmarkedBills=NO". Maybe there's a "FormatEveryHardDriveInRedmondAndInstallRedhat=NO" .

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    2. Re:Article Text by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      "I love these sorts of vulnerabilities"

      It's not a vulnerability, it's a hack. It does not leave anyone's system open to an attack. NOw the switches you denote looking for... These would certainly be vulnerabilities exposed by a hack.

    3. Re:Article Text by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      It's a vulnerability.

      The vulnerability is in the web app, not the client.

  38. Hubris or stupidity? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    How did nobody at MS catch this? Security through obscurity? Blind hubris? Too much Koolaid? THIS, I feel, indicates more about the quality of Microsoft as an organization, than any stupid Ballmer or Gates speech.

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    1. Re:Hubris or stupidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its less about the quality of MS programmers and more about a fact of nature of software - you can't force software to do what you want it to do.

      The simple fact is that one can dissasemble any code, change it, and reassemble it to make it do what they want.

      This is why there isn't a single software anti-piracy solution out there that hasn't been cracked.

    2. Re:Hubris or stupidity? by Wicken_Fen · · Score: 1

      Too much Koolaid? OH YEEAAHHH!!

  39. So Happy It's Thursday by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    Well, this is another So Happy It's Thursday moment for the guys from Redmond.

    Sharp as a marble, those security guys.

  40. Site is slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The link is slashdotted but if this "crack" is what I think it is...

    Basically, on a pirated XP system you run windowsupdate. It has you download the genuine advantage program. Then it checks your PC and says you're using an invalid key and you cant use windowsupdate.

    In IE, you go to the Manage Add-ins area (SP2 only, but im sure you can disable it the old way in older XP and win2k) and disable the genuine advantage activex control.

    Restart IE, go to windowsupdate, tada you have access to all the updates

  41. More then one way by KasKyt · · Score: 5, Informative

    This bypass also works http://home19.inet.tele.dk/jys05000/ I tested it earlier today, good job MS :D

    1. Re:More then one way by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      So:

      1. In order to update your OS (ie, download MS code) you first have to download other MS code.

      2. This code then allows MS to determine if they want to send you code. (Which they just did, but that code was just to see if they want to send you more.)

      3. If you don't want the code you just downloaded, you only wanted the second piece of code (ie, the ACTUAL security update), just disable that first piece of code once you've downloaded it.

      4. Download the second piece of code.

      I am snarfing my milk over here.

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      "Old man yells at systemd"
    2. Re:More then one way by MindsEye · · Score: 1

      I was looking at this earlier today actually. On one machine with SP2 installed, it worked nicely. But, some machines around here dont have SP2 due to software incompatibily. Does anyone know if this works on Pre-SP2? I looked into it briefly today, and the Manage Add-On button isnt present with SP1.

      And yes, of course all the systems have valid licenses, etc,etc.

  42. piracy leads to marketshare? by ackdesha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This seems like such a amatuer web developer move that I'm led to think maybe they left it easy to bypass on purpose. Come on, if Microsoft eliminated all piracy of windows, people might actually try something else.

  43. oh no! by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Mr Bill must be crying all the way to the bank.

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  44. Cracked in 24 hours, /.ed in 40 posts, GRRR. by The+Ancients · · Score: 1

    ...and if the above posts are correct, it's about 45 words!

    1. Re:Cracked in 24 hours, /.ed in 40 posts, GRRR. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and 45 images with ads.

  45. Transcription by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AV sez, "This week, Microsoft started requiring users to verifiy their serial number before using Windows Update. This effort to force users to either buy XP or tell them where you got the illegal copy is called 'Genuine Advantage.'

    It was cracked within 24 hours."Before pressing 'Custom' or 'Express' buttons paste this text to the address bar and press enter:
        javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

    It turns off the trigger for the key check.

  46. I'm Speechless by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
    MS continues to do its absolute best (or does it?) to prevent their products from being hacked to bits (no pun intended)

    This is their absolute best?

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  47. MS will just use another technique then. by mark-t · · Score: 1
    Probably one that will be labelled a critical update and won't require any checks to download once MS has it ready.

    And wanna bet that MS is gonna obfuscate the issue ever so slightly in the update description to make it appear to a person that doesn't read it very carefully that the update in question actually fixes an issue far more critical to the user than it really is, when in actuality it's only really critical to Microsoft?

  48. Since BoingBoing is getting hammered... by randomErr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since BoingBoing is getting hammered here's the text of the article:

    Thursday, July 28, 2005
    Microsoft "Genuine Advantage" cracked in 24h:


    window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all'

    AV sez, "This week, Microsoft started requiring users to verifiy their serial number before using Windows Update. This effort to force users to either buy XP or tell them where you got the illegal copy is called 'Genuine Advantage.' It was cracked within 24 hours."

    Before pressing 'Custom' or 'Express' buttons paste this text to the address bar and press enter:

    javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

    It turns off the trigger for the key check.

    Link (Thanks, AV!)

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    1. Re:Since BoingBoing is getting hammered... by Bob+Wehadababyitsabo · · Score: 1

      It's not being hammered. It's just as responsive as it has always been. Way to karma-whore!

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    2. Re:Since BoingBoing is getting hammered... by Thud457 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Here, I made it an active link for you, just clicky!

      javascript:void(window.g_sEnableWGAGoatseCheck='al l')

      Jokes like that are why /. won't let me post AC ;-(

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    3. Re:Since BoingBoing is getting hammered... by Premo_Maggot · · Score: 1

      boingboing is always like that, that's what rss is for :)

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      Move along, citizen.
  49. MS Released this for legt users by ken-reno · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is deigned for people who think they have a legit copy. It will help with that. I bet a lot of white box shops who install cracked versions of windows are a little nerviousr right now.

  50. Wow by Just-some-person · · Score: 0

    That was hella fast.

  51. That's why choosy SysAdmins choose LINUX. by mmell · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Microsoft Security . . .

    Is that anything like Military Intelligence?

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    Somewhere in Redmond, a developer is emptying his desk.

    1. Re:That's why choosy SysAdmins choose LINUX. by suprcvic · · Score: 1

      Ok, normally I wouldn't take offense to that comment, but since you're equating military intelligence with Microsoft Security, I just have to say that anybody who hasn't been around the military can't talk about military intelligence. And let the flaming begin.

    2. Re:That's why choosy SysAdmins choose LINUX. by mmell · · Score: 1
      Uh, I served for four years in the United States Army.

      But, you're right - the fine young men and women of our military's intelligence services have a perfect right to be outraged at my likening their efforts to those of the security team at Redmond. Which reminds me, somebody tell me again how we ended up invading Iraq?

      While it's true that M$ is spending a great deal of time an effort in an attempt to provide a robust, secure computing platform this seems to be an example of a "swing and a miss" on their part. Sorta like MI a few years ago, eh?

  52. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Funny
    The original text of that site read:

    Introducing Windows Vista(TM). It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and in your ability to get the most out of *YOU*.

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  53. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You actually read the articles?!

  54. Can Also Just Find a Direct Link by stevemm81 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can also just find a direct link to what you want to download. For instance, go to
    http://download.microsoft.com/download/8/1/5/815d2 d60-49b5-44dc-ae35-fca2f2c6f0cc/MicrosoftAntiSpywa reInstall.exe
    to get the anti-spyware program.

  55. "Flamebait"??? Why? That was funny! by mark-t · · Score: 1, Troll

    One of the mods today is on crack, methinks.

  56. That's the SP2 security advantage... by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    Another WELL THOUGHT OUT MS security scheme cracked again... sure to make front page news!

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  57. Two ways around it already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before pressing 'Custom' or 'Express' buttons paste this text to the address bar and press enter:

    javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

    Also, disabling the Genuine Advantage plugin in MSIE disables the check, apparently.

  58. Different Way to Crack It... by 00Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    I found that if you go to Tools->Manage Add-ons (Req. XP SP 2 of course), then select to show "Add-ons that have been used by Internet Explorer" and finally set Windows Genuine Advantage to "Disable" and then Restart Internet Explorer, it lets you do Windows Update just fine.

    1. Re:Different Way to Crack It... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both the original, and this method, are interesting and helpful, but it pains me to see what passes for cracking these days. These aren't cracks. One is modifying a url, and your method is disabling a feature.

      If you'll excuse me, I need to go crack Google. I mean enter a keyword search.

    2. Re:Different Way to Crack It... by wuice · · Score: 1

      I see cracking as bypassing a security or authentication system. Not looking teh supar leetest to all your friends.

  59. Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by ShatteredDream · · Score: 5, Insightful

    they would actually treat their customers like their legitimate users unless they give them reason to believe otherwise. Here would be a good idea for Microsoft: allow unlimited product activations if you buy a site license for your house and send them a registration notice in the mail. Then product activation is against others who might steal your serial number.

    I have enough PCs that I'd pay $300 for a "home site license." Microsoft could create such a thing without any hassle because for many households, it'd be worth it. All they'd have to do is make you send a copy of your driver's license or something in the mail and then if someone tries using your serial number that doesn't share the data on your driver's license, they go after them for infringement. That way, product activation doesn't harass law-abiding users.

    I'd love to use Longhorn because it looks like a good release, but damned if I'm going to buy it and get 2 "harassment-free" installs. If I buy it, you can bet that I'll only buy it after I've either gotten a cracked CD or found a site license serial that actually works like the ones that XP uses. Every windows license I have is valid, though I use cracked CDs just to get around the PA. Seesh, why am I forced to behave like a common criminal? I can't wait to be able to switch back to OS X at this rate...

    1. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by theantipop · · Score: 1

      I was talking to a Microsoft GPA rep at the last AMD/MS Tech Tour and even he admitted the activation processs is a huge hassle. But he went on to remind me that every attempt to circumvent the activation is just as illegal as not owning the copy to begin with. I completely agree with you, though. Now that I have a job, my only reasons not to buy and install a retail WinXP is because I go through just as much of a hassle as if I were to pirate it.

    2. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by mkarpinski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple does something like this with OS X.

      For $199 (A single user license is $129), you can get a 5 license copy of OS X - They call it the Family Pack.

      No activation required!

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    3. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a didiot.

    4. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by Honest_John · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Go look on Microsoft for the "Action Pack".

      Start a small side business that "Works to develop solutions on microsoft products." Buy the action pack for that business. It's $300 per year and comes with 10 copies of XP *PRO*, 10 copies of Office *PRO* Visio. 2k3 Server, Exchange Server, SQL server, Virtual PC, Microsoft's Mapping software and all updates. More software than you will use. (I'm leaving a bunch of stuff out) The only way it could be better was if it came With Visual Studio so you could actually "Develop solutions on microsoft products".

      The only draw back is that it's a yearly license. *By copies, I mean serial numbers. They give you 5 numbers that can be activated twice w/o talking to anybody.

    5. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by argent · · Score: 1

      Now that I have a job, my only reasons not to buy and install a retail WinXP is because I go through just as much of a hassle as if I were to pirate it.

      Buy it and then use the pirated copy.

      That's what I did with Wizardry. I even copied the pirated copy over the original floppies, because the copy protection had rendered it unbootable.

    6. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only draw back is that it's a yearly license."

      The only drawback? I realize that's a lot of software, but that's one hell of a drawback.

    7. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by Kevon · · Score: 1

      This is the best idea I've seen on slashdot in a long while...

      Remember when they announced XP and said there would be discounts for people who needed multiple copies? Then the discount turned out to be something like $5 or $10 depending on whether it was Home or Pro?

      The drivers license thing sounds a little excessive, though. There's bound to be easier ways of doing it. I think something like how iTunes works would be better. Pay say $300 for up to 5 concurrent installations. Who cares how many times you format and reinstall or what hardware you change then.

      To me, this whole thing is similar to the music industry and music swapping. If they and Microsoft give their customers what they really want at reasonable prices, then both would probably have a lot less problem from piracy.

    8. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      I have a license... actually 20 at the moment.

      OTOH I install off a single slipstreamed XP2 copy with a generated volume license key. Largely because I gave up on product activation a long time ago.. it's been the same story in many companies I've worked at - the admins simply can't be bothered phoning MS every time a machine needs reinstalling, so they use slipstream copies.

      As long as they don't try the same trick with automatic updates it'll be fine (I never visit Windows Update on purpose.. there are more interesting sites..) but if they start locking that down to it'll be a choice of:

      1. Reinstall the machines here with a different license key on each, with the ensuing conversation with some underpaid lacky in bangalore each time.
      2. Find another way around it.

    9. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by stmfreak · · Score: 1

      All they'd have to do is make you send a copy of your driver's license or something in the mail and then if someone tries using your serial number that doesn't share the data on your driver's license, they go after them for infringement. That way, product activation doesn't harass law-abiding users.

      Law-abiding users? Um, how are you going to tell which is which?

      I take exception to your assumption that it is more difficult to steal your driver's license number than it is to steal your XP serial number. To say nothing of you giving both away for free to friends and family.

      It used to be that we made money off of labor. If I built chairs, people would either pay for my chairs or build their own. I didn't care about knock-offs because I could build better chairs and people would pay for my quality. Or maybe the other guy was too busy to serve all the demand. And the presence of two chair builders in a small town would discourage a third from setting up shop.

      Now that more and more products are digital and knock-offs are effectively originals, we're struggling to figure out how to protect the fruits of our "labor." Since anything can be cracked, hacked or stolen, you either accept it and focus on quality, building consumer loyalty and hoping for cash in return... or you fight it. Corporate industry has chosen to fight it.

      Unfortunately, that means consumers are in the middle of a war.

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    10. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by hacker · · Score: 1
      It's $300 per year and comes with 10 copies of XP *PRO*, 10 copies of Office *PRO* Visio. 2k3 Server, Exchange Server, SQL server, Virtual PC, Microsoft's Mapping software and all updates.

      *By copies, I mean serial numbers. They give you 5 numbers that can be activated twice w/o talking to anybody.

      So in other words, you still have to spend $20,000 on buying the original applications themselves. What your $300.00 gets you is the legal right to install that $20,000 of software you just purchased on multiple machines at the same time.

      No thank you.

    11. Re:Product Activation wouldn't be bad if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot.
      You get one install disk for each and 10 licence keys.

  60. Sharpie? by Lunchy · · Score: 1
    I believe drawing a line over your address bar on the monitor with a sharpie works too.

    ;)

    1. Re:Sharpie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't funny. ;)

    2. Re:Sharpie? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Didn't work.

      And if you reply, please leave a few blank lines ahead of your text.

  61. Featured on Start.com by wigginz · · Score: 1
    Looks like even a Microsoft site (start.com incubator project) is publishing a link to the workaround as well. http://www.start.com/3

    I know it's probably just an un-filtered RSS feed in their Boing Boing portlet, but I thought it was rather funny that they haven't caught it yet.

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  62. People just dont get it. by Kenja · · Score: 1
    The idea behind this check was to catch retail outlets selling pirate copies of Windows to customers. The only reason I can think of that you would be against this is if you where selling such merchandise.

    As for the rest of you, if you think Windows is so bad, why pirate it?

    --

    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    1. Re:People just dont get it. by frkiii · · Score: 1

      Years ago, local computer shop where I purchased Windows 3.1 sold me an OEM copy, complete with box.

      I did not realize what this was fully at the time. Until I called Microsoft for technical support. I got the third degree on version specifics, where I purchased it, exactly, the date, CD access codes, etc. I did finally get the help I needed but, found out a year or two later that this local computer shop was no longer in business. Not sure if it was due to this particular situation or not, but kind of odd coincidence.

    2. Re:People just dont get it. by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      As for the rest of you, if you think Windows is so bad, why pirate it?

      So we can run the few Windows applications that don't yet have good Linux ports?

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    3. Re:People just dont get it. by Randseed · · Score: 1
      As for the rest of you, if you think Windows is so bad, why pirate it?

      Because hardware manufacturers refuse to release Linux applications and drivers for their hardware so you're locked into the Windows platform? (Try to get a Palm Lifedrive to work under Gpilot. I still haven't gotten that working. Yeah, I know about hacking the Gpilot .xml file; still doesn't work.)

      Because the majority of the "non-serious" software out there runs under Windows and nothing else?

      Because Microsoft and its cohorts deliberately introduce incompatibilities and refuse to release file format specifications so that you are locked into the Windows platform?

  63. Nelson Muntz says: by Nikkodemus · · Score: 1

    Ha Ha

  64. foolish, stupid and incompetent? by geoff+lane · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I have a perfectly legal XP system bought boxed from Toshiba via a well known and honest UK dealer.

    Microsoft accuse me and/or Toshiba and/or the dealer of having an illegal copy of XP.

    Now I will solve the problem by giving up on XP (which I only need to run IE occasionally where badly designed web sites require it) and using Linux and Solaris.

    But what will happen when a large organisation falls foul of this problem? I predict a class action in Microsofts future that may cause them a lot of hurt.

  65. Pfft. by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

    Not that I care. I'm using my employer's volume liscense. And no, I won't share.

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  66. 'all'?! by SirSlud · · Score: 1

    Maybe they're finally responding to the charges of security through obscurity with .. insecurity through outright clariry and legibility?

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  67. Weapons and Armor by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The US government has to protect against all possible terror threats, whereas the terrorists only have to find one single way to break through.

    Which is much of WHY, in a race between weapons and armor, weapons always eventually win.

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    1. Re:Weapons and Armor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your context (ie. war) a win is considered defeating the enemy. Since that is impossible to do using armour, one side will obviously overcome the other with weapons. The other side will have survived the enemy weaponry using their armour, so can you not say both weapons and armour win?

    2. Re:Weapons and Armor by dcam · · Score: 1

      Which is much of WHY, in a race between weapons and armor, weapons always eventually win.

      Uhhh no. Try reading up on say the WWI era battle cruisers. Then read about Jutland.

      The reality is that weapons are a compromise between different elements. Picking say a WWII era tank as an example, the compromise is basically armament vs armour vs manouverability. The best tanks were a compromise of these elements.

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  68. Here is another "patch". by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Click on the link below for another "patch" to avoid all of this Microsoft Activation garbage.

    http://www.apple.com/macosx/

    1. Re:Here is another "patch". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac OS X runs on my Athlon system?

  69. But by QMO · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they come from Microsoft, they're OK. Microsoft is trustworthy.

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    1. Re:But by drgonzo59 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Someone moderate parent as funny!

    2. Re:But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderate it as funny? Why? I'd bet you that's exactly Microsoft's line of thinking. Certainly they wouldn't say it in those words but that's exactly what it would boil down to.

    3. Re:But by Mandrel · · Score: 1

      Word. Whenever I get a Microsoft security certificate I always click the "Always trust content from Microsoft Inc." button.

    4. Re:But by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Moderate it as funny? Why? I'd bet you that's exactly Microsoft's line of thinking.

      It's funny because a recent fix for certain malware was not to trust Microsoft. Well, I thought it was funny.

  70. From the "rejected key" page by Komarosu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To quote from Microsoft's own rejected key page:

    Did you know that Windows XP can keep your computer up-to-date automatically with the latest updates and enhancements? You can set Windows to recognize when you are online, search for downloads from the Windows Update Web site, and deliver them directly to your desktop. Genuine Windows validation is not required to use the Automatic Updates feature.

    So... whats the point?

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    1. Re:From the "rejected key" page by kalislashdot · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think Automatic Updates ONLY do Critial Updates. Which excludes updates to programs or new features.

      Which is fine by me. Patch the security wholes without bugging me, just my style.

    2. Re:From the "rejected key" page by CrashRoX · · Score: 1

      Maybe thats the point. Force everyone to use auto updates, sure will prevent a lot of issues.

    3. Re:From the "rejected key" page by hacker · · Score: 1
      Genuine Windows validation is not required to use the Automatic Updates feature.

      So... whats the point?

      The point is to get people to enable Automatic Updates so they forget their system is auto-patching itself, so they CAN start sending data back to their servers without you knowing it.

      1. Monday you turn on Automatic Updates.
      2. Wednesday, an update is sent across that audits your machine and sends all of the application registration information and credentials back to Microsoft.
      3. Thursday morning at 4:00am, another update is sent that covers the tracks of the Wednesday update.
      4. Friday at 8:00am you get to work on your machine, none the wiser.

      No thank you.

  71. The Solution is: by macaulay805 · · Score: 1

    To put this in the address bar:
    javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')
    before clicking the "Express" or "Custom" buttons. (In case of /.ing occurs)

  72. Will skipping the check leave a trace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. in the server logs? No track is a trace too.

  73. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want to get all conspiracy theorist, you could say that they did this on purpose, and it's not a backdoor so much as a honeypot. All of you are now flagged as hackers, enjoy!

  74. It only has to SOUND bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 'worrying' as you did is just MS trying to strike the idea that at one point people may have to turn to legitimate versions, but this will clearly never be the case unless MS wants to lose a lot of ITS advantage - that a lot of hobbyists still toy with their OS and popularize it.

    1. Re:It only has to SOUND bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to be pedantic (wait, no I don't), but their adavantage is they have a FUCKING MONOPOLY.

  75. IT DOESN'T WORK by kuriharu · · Score: 1
    I just tried it. It still asks you to download the activation program to identify if you're legit or not.

    Nice try anyway, tho'

    1. Re:IT DOESN'T WORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Download the activation program, then visit windows update again. It works.

    2. Re:IT DOESN'T WORK by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 1

      Close but not quite.

      This disables the program, it doesn't prevent the required install.

      Way to be a clueless troll.

    3. Re:IT DOESN'T WORK by kuriharu · · Score: 1
      Actually, I'm not a troll..

      Clueless? Yes. I messed up. Of course, if the documentation said to actually do this then I wouldn't have been misled.

      I guess that's too much to ask.

    4. Re:IT DOESN'T WORK by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      It absolutely works.

      I installed the 'new installer' and tried to proceed to check for updates.

      It asked me to run the validation tool.

      instead, i hit 'back', used the javascript as instructed and again checked for updates.

      This time it did not ask me to run the validation tool, it instead gave me the list of updates.

      --
      George Bush + Linux = "I will not let information get in the way of the fight against Windows"
    5. Re:IT DOESN'T WORK by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1

      I also hit the back button, because, frankly, I was a trifle pissed that MS had snuck this thing in via assorted blah about speed/security/whatever improvements and wanted to verify if they'd really been this "naughty" or if I'd just not read their blurb carefully enough. It gave me the list of updates, which I then successfully installed. And I hadn't used any hacks. Seems that at this particular point (regular Windows Update) no WGA validation was required (or does it run silently? I'm pretty sure I have a "genuine" copy.) Not that that says anything about the functionality of ...anything else.

  76. How does the hack work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Before pressing 'Custom' or 'Express' buttons paste this text to the address bar and press enter: javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

    How does this hack work?
    Why does the javascript get executed in the address bar when the user clicks the button?

    1. Re:How does the hack work? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      It gets executed when you press ENTER, not when you click the button.

  77. Shame on you! by quark007 · · Score: 1

    It took 24 HOURS to find a crack in Microsoft code!

    Shame on you!!

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    - Sh!t
  78. Starting next year... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Starting in August 2006, you will have to submit a DNA sample and a sample from an authorized employee of an Authorized Microsoft Reseller along with a notarized copy of your bill of sale to validate Microsoft products. Product re-validation will occur every time you change 5 key hardware elements or weekly, whichever comes first.

    No official word yet on what will happen to resellers who sell illegal copies, but the name "Guido" keeps popping up in the rumor mill.

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  79. My tin foil hat on: was this really a crack? by br00tus · · Score: 3, Insightful
    One thing I have noticed with a lot of atrocious stuff is something like this: a program comes out that installs spyware, sends all of your information to who knows where, changes all your automatic launches to this product, starts up the program with each reboot and so forth. However - these programs have in the fine print stuff that says "if you use a hex editor to modify this INI file, all of that bad stuff will be disabled". The techs who know what they're doing will do this, and stop complaining about it. The 99% of other clueless users will be stuck with this the garbage.

    Which leads me to put my tin foil hat on and say: was this really a hack? Or is Microsoft happy to have this effect 99% of people on earth, and allow the 1% of techies who are unhappy about this either for privacy reasons, or because they have have a "pirate" edition of Windows, to get around it and stop complaining? I don't really see this as getting one over on Microsoft, smart authoritarian hierarchies often leave little safety valves for discontent like this around, allowing a few people to get away with breaking the rules, instead of them going about trying to change or get rid of the rules.

    1. Re:My tin foil hat on: was this really a crack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1% ? Sounds like Apple's market share (for the Mac that is). Methinks the Mac will continue forever to be niche, and even that Apple does not like commodity markets, likes better to be a Prada Purse. I believe strongly Apple will even somehow repeat history w/ the iPodTunes and make it 1% but very high profit. Apple will forever be Porche of computing. So, MS will continue to get nastier and nastier for everyman, using their influence in US at least (and partner nations) to use IP law to give them a monopoly on all software and therefor all computing. Increadibly broad software patents on say "storing strings of bits to memory" or something equally rediculous.

    2. Re:My tin foil hat on: was this really a crack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're actually absolutely right. Even though it asks you to install the WGA add-in, it's DESIGNED to let you through *without* it. All you have to do is disable the add-in. Big suprise that you can also issue a javascript command to accomplish this. I'm sure there are several MS people reading this thread laughing that the /. people think they're so clever to have "hacked" their way through.

      It's so fun to hate MS isn't it? I know it makes my day. That and Titanic. And the gu'ment.

  80. Misleading Download Page by ewhac · · Score: 1
    I visited WindowsUpdate this afternoon to update my copy of Win2K, and was presented with a Web page asking me to download a new "Update Tool". The page listed all the "new" features of the tool. I clicked continue to begin download and installation.

    It was only then I was informed that I had been fooled into downloading and installing the Windows Genuine Advantage Validation Tool. By which time, of course, it was too late to do anything about it.

    This is misleading, bordering on outright fraud. You'd think a corporation with a criminal conviction on its record would at least pretend to be more responsible and open about its practices, but apparently their arrogance and hubris knows no bounds. It is readily apparent that they are completely untrustworthy.

    Format your disk and install Linux. It's the only way to be sure.

    Schwab

  81. What about softmods? by Otto · · Score: 2, Informative

    The original XBox still has no generally applicable software-only crack for it, after several years in the field. Real security.

    What about softmods? There's several of them around, designed for various purposes. Most of them are meant to be used to run XBMC, admittedly, but in theory they could be generalized to run Linux or something.

    Check the various tutorials: http://www.xboxscene.net/tutorials.php?p=151%7C#15 1

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    1. Re:What about softmods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly. Softmods exist for all 1.x XBoxes and are as easy to use as transfering a game save to your XBox HD and then launching it from the game.

      While there might be some that are specialised for XBMC all the ones I've seen launch a different dashboard from which you can run pretty much anything, inluding MythTV on linux which begs the question why would anyone settle for XBMC ;-).

    2. Re:What about softmods? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I think the reason there aren't any "readily available software hacks" for the X-Box is because, no matter what, you have to have some external hardware in order to do it. Since the softmods rely on bugs in gamesave handling code, you need some way to get a malformed gamesave onto the hard drive. I haven't (yet) read of a way to do this other than transferring from a memory card to the hard drive, then loading the gamesave from there. Since you have to get the malformed gamesave on the memory card, you need either a pre-modded X-Box with a file manager and ftp capabilities, or you need a USBMemory Card adapter.

      Of course, you also need copies of the games with the buffer-overflow. The newer editions of said games have all been patched, meaning you're relegated to searching through the used games at your favorite gaming store.

      Lastly, none of the softmods is perfect. Each one has an unfortunate flaw (timer problems or an input-sequence requirement to initiate the new mod) which makes it less than ideal, particularly when compared to a mod chip. As of now, there is no way I know of to softmod your X-Box that will be equivalent to dropping a modchip in.

    3. Re:What about softmods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the font exploits? They exploit some code right in the MS dashboard so upon startup when the boot loader loads up the MS dashboard, it automagically exploits it and starts up dashboard . (Or at least this is how I understand it.) No timer problems, nothing. You never have to see the MS dashboard and you get to play your 'backups'.

      Now, how is this different (from an end users point of view) from a mod chip?

      "or you need a USBMemory Card adapter."

      Or a spare USB cable, a regular USB flash drive and a soldering iron.

    4. Re:What about softmods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open up the Xbox, bridge some points, close Xbox, use gamesave hack, flash TSOP. Presto, fully modded Xbox.

  82. And this is why MS products are bug ridden.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is one thing I've learned from developing software, is if you concentrate all your efforts on trying to improve the anti-piracy measures of your product, the actual application will never benefit. If someone really wants to pirate something, they will, and that's just a sad fact.

  83. pretty soon by Run4yourlives · · Score: 0, Redundant

    it will :-)

    1. Re:pretty soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, Apple will be using some DRM to prevent that.. So unless you want to install a crack.. oops,we're back to square one, arent we?

  84. WSUS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know if WSUS concerns itself about the validity of the client?

  85. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know this was tongue-in-cheek, but since it's all client side, they have no way of flagging anybody as far as I can tell.

    Anybody know differently?

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  86. yes!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    basically, Microsoft is gonna think HEY EVERYONE IS LEGIT NOW. LOOK AT WINDOWS UPDATE TRAFFIC JUMPED 1000%.

    seriously, if you have older hardware, install win2k server/pro and don't update.. hotfixes and service packs are bloat. sp4 added like 600mb of space to my drive. i don't keep this machine outside the DMZ, so i don't have anything to worry about.

    win2k server sp4 box

    Downloading Update for Background Intelligent Transfer Service (BITS) 2.0 and WinHTTP 5.1 (KB842773) (update 1 of 2)... done!

    Downloading Microsoft Windows Installer 3.1 (update 2 of 2)... done!
    Initializing installation... done!

    Installing Update for Background Intelligent Transfer Service (BITS) 2.0 and WinHTTP 5.1 (KB842773) (update 1 of 2)...

    Installing Microsoft Windows Installer 3.1 (update 2 of 2)...

  87. Neither. by Create+an+Account · · Score: 1

    I think you may have misunderstood why MS did this. It is important for them to notify users that do not know they are using pirated copies of Windows. It is also important that they be able to show in court that they have made efforts to stop piracy of their software.

    It is not very important that they immediately stop piracy, as long as they can continue to indoctrinate new computer users into the Microsoft paradigm. As they incrementally increase the difficulty of piracy, eventually these users will migrate to legitimate Windows licenses.

    I don't think hubris or stupidity had anything to do with how lame this 'security' is.

  88. for the love of all that is secure... by Captain+BooBoo · · Score: 1

    I mean really...its like trying to disable the ability to right click/ save. Do these people even bother to test this shit? I mean my goodness...my 8 year old son could have bug tested that crap in less time that is takes to do a search for "XP COA"

  89. Deal, Pal by rwade · · Score: 1

    slashdot isn't a script kiddie crackerz site. It's a news and discussion site.

  90. Oh sorry... wrong again by kid_oliva · · Score: 1

    Mac switching to Intel is not going to change a thing. The Mac OS upgrade to 10.4 is $129, XP home is only $99. Beside as of right now Apple is not planning to make OS X available on anything but an Apple PC(as stated by Apple in an article that was slashdotted when the switch was announced). Another interesting thing to note was an article post on slashdot talking about security on Linux vs XP. The final conclusion, minus fanboy flame was that they are both pretty equal now. The constant barrage at XP has made it as secure as Linux. After all, when was the last time you heard people specifically developing viruses exploiting Linux's weaknesses. All this said, the purpose is to try to limit piracy. MS knows it will always be there as does everyone in the software industry. Someone should tell that to the losers in the music and film industry. -I'm right, your wrong... Just deal with it.

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  91. If you bought a computer with... by olympus_coder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IANAL

    Windows XP from a legitimet source (say Toshiba, as I've seen that mentioned in a couple of posts) and you fail to authenticate, call their support. If they don't solve the problem double quick, write your eterny general. They lied when they sold you the laptop. THEY need to fix it (not you).

    If this is a common problem, a class action suit will be created and the manufacurer will have to answer for it. If the manufacturer feels it was actually MS that caused the problem, then they will file suit against them.

    All this is academic. I use linux...

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    1. Re:If you bought a computer with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eterny general? does that apply to everything at all times?

    2. Re:If you bought a computer with... by UTPinky · · Score: 1

      eterny, huh? Is that like an eternity General, or something? General forever? ...maybe "Attorney"

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    3. Re:If you bought a computer with... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Compaq isn't liable because Microsoft broke my computer with a patch. Microsoft are the ones who released a patch that breaks my legitimate XP Pro product key. When Compaq released the laptop, and for the entire duration of my warranty, the computer worked fine. A lawsuit against Compaq would get thrown out of court by any halfway decent judge.

      As far as Compaq's responsibility goes, my software warranty was 90 days, and my laptop is 3 years old. Do the math. All copies of Windows come with 2 free support incidents at Microsoft, however, and if I want the problem fixed, I can call Microsoft.

      Of course, I reformatted and installed Slackware the day my warranty expired, so it doesn't bother me anyway. :)

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    4. Re:If you bought a computer with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      All this is academic.

      That's not really the word that comes to mind when one reads your post...

    5. Re:If you bought a computer with... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      The exception to this would be if Compaq didn't fulfill any responsibilities regarding registration of the copies of Windows they distributed.

      If, for instance, for each computer they ship they have to tell MS "yeah, this copy of Windows actually got shipped out to a customer" and they didn't and that's why Windows Update doesn't like it, Compaq would almost certainly be at fault. Or, worst case scenario (for Compaq) if they distributed unlicensed copies themselves.

      Still, if you were going to sue someone probably MS would be the guys; let them worry about joining Compaq as a third-party defendant.

    6. Re:If you bought a computer with... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      As far as Compaq's responsibility goes, my software warranty was 90 days, and my laptop is 3 years old. Do the math. All copies of Windows come with 2 free support incidents at Microsoft, however, and if I want the problem fixed, I can call Microsoft.

      All of which is very true. But let's look at a possible real world scenario, given the following assumptions:

      1. It is foolish to run a Windows OS connected to the Internet without keeping it up to date.
      2. Microsoft routinely provide updates for legitimate users of Windows up to a certain version.
      3. You're a legitimate user, but Microsoft refuse to recognise this.

      Sounds like a good recipe for lawyer exercise to me.

    7. Re:If you bought a computer with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that if that happened to me, I wouldn't give a damn about lengthy law suits, I'd just want my computer to work *NOW*. I'd look for the quickest way around the check, and move on...

    8. Re:If you bought a computer with... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good recipe for lawyer exercise to me.

      Perhaps. I am none too fond of the "sue everybody" mentality south of the border, and wouldn't even consider suing somebody without first trying to resolve the problem diplomatically.

      That said, in your own example the people I should be suing are Microsoft, not Compaq. Even then, I should at least try contacting MS tech. support in resolving the problem first, if for no other reason then because it's much better ammunition in a lawsuit to be able to say "I tried contacting them and getting them to fix it under warranty, they told me to stuff it."

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    9. Re:If you bought a computer with... by gykh · · Score: 1
      IANAL... ...write your eterny general.
      You're really not kidding there...
    10. Re:If you bought a computer with... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I'm not actually a yank, TYVM. But all the same, I can just imagine some bloke who runs a business, is perhaps used to getting his own way being told to stuff it by Microsoft tech support.

      Put it this way: I don't think my first reaction in such circumstances would be to nip out and buy another copy of Windows.

    11. Re:If you bought a computer with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL

      ^^ Keep that information to yourself please. :(

  92. Video Editing by NullProg · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Start here:

    Amateur Video Production Using Free Software and Linux

    Follow the threads at the end of the article for updates.

    Enjoy,

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  93. It would be cracked anyway by miscz · · Score: 1

    Why bother using some ubersecurity when it can always be cracked. Microsoft figured out that they would at least cut the costs and discourage some people from using pirated Windows since they won't be able to use it (my dad for example ;)).

  94. Must have been made by the same losers..... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    ..... who did the Sony copy protection scheme.

    For those of you who missed that, here's the /. thread http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/05/22/143925 3

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  95. Talk about slack crackers ... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    24 hours?

    My guess is they had a LAN party to play a MMUD during some of that time ...

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  96. download the update that disables this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that this is in the wild you will disable the checking to get windows updates, and then you get to install the update from microsoft that disables the disabling. Brilliant.. you all walked into their trap by buying WinXP

  97. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by aicrules · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are quite correct. They're not targetting the people who download it off of a warez site. They're hoping to get the people who bought a copy that looked real with a manual and all that.

  98. Welcome to Windoes Scripting Host by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    All versions of Windows from 2000 on have the WSH embedded and, consequently, interpret both JavaScript and VBScript on the fly. In this case, the language was absolutely nothing to do with the crack. It's the equivalent of feeding a shell command to a shell script when it reads input or feeding perl code to a cgi program written in perl. It isn't the language that's vulnerable, its the widget that doesn't check to see if the text it contains is executable.

  99. Wow by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    That's almost as easy as holding down the Shift key. What won't they think of next?

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  100. Windows Vista will be even harder to crack by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    instead of

    javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

    you have to use

    javascript:void(window.g_sEnableAltOS='Linus')

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    1. Re:Windows Vista will be even harder to crack by hacker · · Score: 2, Funny
      javascript:void(window.g_sEnableAltOS='Linus')

      When did Linus turn into an OS?

    2. Re:Windows Vista will be even harder to crack by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1
      javascript:void(window.g_sEnableAltOS='Linus')
      When did Linus turn into an OS?

      It's Security thru Obfuscation. MSFT knows people might guess Linux or BSD or FreeBSD or Penguin, so they use a variation that is easy to remember but oh so obvious.
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  101. Microsoft's channelling Dennis Farina... by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hey, it's OK. We're authorized."

  102. excuse me, but.... by dwntwnboi · · Score: 1

    as this was cracked so early and so easily, don't you think that microsoft will fix this? do something to make it more difficult? i think it's foolhardy to think thios is the last we'll hear of this...

  103. The moderating on this post is an outrage. by Aldric · · Score: 1

    Where are the moderators with brains today?

    1. Re:The moderating on this post is an outrage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm Over here hahahhahahaha............
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      D'OH!!!

  104. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by shark72 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "In a cost comparison, they probably figured a cheap, easy means to get people who otherwise did not know they had a pirated version to purchase outweighed trying to lock out people who knowingly run a pirated copy (i.e., people who will use this hack)."

    Thank you for pointing that out -- it's a concept that's lost on many people. It's a bit like the locks that come on your car: they probably won't hinder that professional thief who wants your car, but they'll stop the amateurs.

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  105. Who wouldn't know ? by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    they probably figured a cheap, easy means to get people who otherwise did not know they had a pirated version...

        I don't believe that there are many people who don't know that they are using a "quote" pirated "unquote" version of Windows. In the USA, it is extremely rare for unregistered versions of Windows to be used in Offices. And most people who buy PCs 'ready-to-operate' will have the Windows license included at a vastly reduced bulk price. People who build their own PC from components will know that the installed Windows is unregistered.
        The only people who might not know that their Windows is unregistered are those who have had a friend or relative assemble a super-cheap PC from components for them. Or who have received a hand-me-down or secondhand PC from someone who installed an unregistered Windows, and didn't pass this piece of information along.
        This is maybe 1% or less of all users in the USA. Outside the wealthy countries of the world, the situation would be that people would probably assume that either the Windows on the PC was unregistered or would not be aware that Microsoft was actually expecting to receive a large sum of money for every copy of Windows on every PC.

        But Microsoft should lighten up about this policy. They are already the richest software company. Their chairman is the richest man in the world and possibly the richest man that every lived. They don't really do anything with the money that they already have. It would be in their best interest to lower the cost of their operating system in the developing world. Not by actually lowering the price, which would cause arbitrage from the wealthy countries, but by reducing the difficulty of inplementation of unregistered and by not penalizing people who use unregistered copies. They already have all the money that they are going to get from operating systems, so they should concentrate on preserving market share in the face of low cost alternatives like Linux.

    1. Re:Who wouldn't know ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the richest to ever live. Many millionaires were made from the profits of mineral mining (gold, silver, etc.) in even just the US that with adjustments for inflation considered make quite a few out to have been richer than Gates.

    2. Re:Who wouldn't know ? by cdrguru · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Easy - low-end Internet retailers ship PCs without a valid copy of Windows all the time. Yes, I got one and the sales receipt says I was charged for Windows XP. The product code that was pre-set when it was loaded on the machine had already been registered with Microsoft and no COA or anything else came with the machine.

      It was not a valid copy of Windows.

      I turned them in to Microsoft after they were completely unresponsive to email and a phone call. What do you know - a few days later I got a package from UPS that they shipped out the day I called Microsoft.

      Windows is not so cheap to the OEM that they aren't above sneaking one past Microsoft every chance they get. Illegal and immoral? Sure, but it is Microsoft they are ripping off, so most people aren't going to care.

    3. Re:Who wouldn't know ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      don't know that they are using a "quote" pirated "unquote" version of Windows
      You are really weird. You do realize that when someone says "quote" and "unquote", they are verbalizing what would be written as "", don't you? It's doubly odd in that you you needed to put "quote" and "unquote" in quotes themselves.
    4. Re:Who wouldn't know ? by Gordo_1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the USA, it is extremely rare for unregistered versions of Windows to be used in Offices.

      Perhaps, but in other places in the world, such as China, large, sophisticated pirate manufacturing operations are common, and Microsoft is looking for ways to stop them from redirecting its profits.

      But Microsoft should lighten up about this policy. They are already the richest software company. Their chairman is the richest man in the world and possibly the richest man that every lived. They don't really do anything with the money that they already have.

      You are forgetting a basic premise of Capitalism: A public company is owned by its shareholders -- shareholders who demand growth of their investments so they can retire in Florida and purchase gas guzzling luxobarges that barely fit into parking spaces -- but I digress. Microsoft shareholders (which probably includes you, if you own any index or mutual funds) would pull their money out if M$ were to decide that it's ok to just sit on their piles of cash and stop trying to make any more. Enough is never enough.

    5. Re:Who wouldn't know ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma be damned. Someone HAS to mod this as +1 Informative...

    6. Re:Who wouldn't know ? by marcelmouse · · Score: 1

      No, no, no.

      The first-order quotes (around the word 'pirated') indicate that the word was lifted from another source. The second-order quotes (the words 'quote' and 'unquote') indicate that the writer thinks that piracy is a term of dubious utility, and they're "saying" those words "out loud" in order to indicate this. These second-order quotes are, in fact, snigger quotes.

      The third-order quotes (the quotes around the words 'quote' and 'unquote') are ALSO snigger quotes - jeez, can't take anything seriously, can you? - indicating a sneer at the use of snigger quotes. So, if I was mocking someone for saying "quote unquote" out loud for being pretentious, I might hang "air quotes" around those "snigger quotes." E.g., I'm unable to take snigger quotes seriously, so I have to mark them as something I don't take seriously, with more snigger quotes.

      So, is that all clear? Think of it as expressing a cooler-than-thou sneer, with Lisp-like syntax.

      PS - Next time you're speaking aloud, and need to insert an aside into a longer phrase, I strongly encourage you to hang "air parentheses" around it.

    7. Re:Who wouldn't know ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      they are using a "quote" pirated "unquote" version of Windows.

      In textual form, you do not need to type out 'quote' and 'unquote'. You even quoted the words 'quote' and 'unquote'. What are you, some kind of illiterate retard?

    8. Re:Who wouldn't know ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How appropriate, a pretentious bore with the name "Marcel".

  106. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by wqurg · · Score: 1

    javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

    Is the string to enter in the address bar before pressing enter.

  107. One time write off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS should just give up on verifying licenses of XP and take the pirated licenses as a huge loss and write that off. Then start fresh with Vista.

    Any more problems like this and it could get embarrassing for them.(HaHaHa)

  108. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by rbgaynor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft has admitted that was a typo, what they meant was:

    Introducing Windows Vista(TM). It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and in our ability to get the most out of *YOU*.

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  109. The Fix is All Ready Out by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1
    I downloaded The new version of Windows Update Yesterday. I just tried to check for updates. When I pressed custom - It's asking me to download a new version of Windows Update:
    Windows Genuine Advantage Validation Tool (KB892130) 443 KB , less than 1 minute The Windows Genuine Advantage Validation Tool enables you to verify that your copy of Microsoft Windows is genuine. The tool validates your Windows installation by checking Windows Product Identification and Product Activation status. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer. Once you have installed this item, it cannot be removed.
    1. Re:The Fix is All Ready Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the workaround is for the WGA Validation Tool itself. Don't confuse the WGA Validator with Windows Update.

  110. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, of course no security is unbreakable. The idea is usually:
    1. to prevent people who have no idea what they're doing from being able to break in
    2. to make the break-in appear dangerous enough that a large portion of those who could break in are too afraid to try.
    Now, maybe some security measures will make it really hard for even those with quite a lot of expertise, but that's pretty rare. Most locks/alarms rely on fear and a lack of expertise, and that's pretty effective.
  111. This is all they can do. by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 1

    They can't stop people who know how to download or read hacks like this. It's only a matter of time. This will stop people who had a friend install Windows and it happened to be a pirated copy. At least they're putting in a small amount of effort knowing that it won't stop power users in the end.

  112. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by RevWhite · · Score: 0

    How many people actually have a pirate copy like this? I've never heard of it, but I know lots of people who are running pirated/cracked versions of XP quite knowingly.

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  113. Here we go again... by ShoobieRat · · Score: 1

    Aside from the fact that it's completely idiotic for javascript to be able to executed from the address bar...I'm surprised that, given that the developers for MS (should) have an intimate knowledge of the functions of their software and what is being affected by their security lockdown, why in the heck didn't they figure this out beforehand?

    And while it is bad that this can be cracked, up until the little link to the explanation of how to do the crack, 99-percent of the Windows users would have had no clue how to do this. Now they all know. Wonderful. A problem with a small crisis potential is now a problem across the board, making the need for a resolution a thousand times more urgent than it was before. No wonder MS is so freaking anal and tight about its problems.

  114. IBM Thinkpad won't verify by David+Horn · · Score: 1

    It's throwing a strop on my IBM Thinkpad T40, running the stock XP install with SP2 applied. Says it's not activated, and to click a link that doesn't exist.

    I'm sure I probably could activate it by fiddling in the registry, but my personal intention is to throw a strop at IBM and Microsoft, and see if I can get them to send out a copy of XP that will verify.

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  115. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Ucklak · · Score: 0, Troll

    Basically punishing unknowing customers with a whitebox setup from an unscrupulous dealer. What a way to treat customers.

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  116. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 1

    Plus if you are using an anonymous proxy server, M$ has no way of back tracing to your real IP address anyways.

  117. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 1

    So why should you get free continued support?

    Because it's not "free", when you stop to think about it. You can't receive the patches and updates until you buy the original product. Since software companies have been releasing free patches (as is only reasonable considering that many of them are bug fixes and security patches), the "cost" of such updates are effectively included in the cost of the original purchase of the software.

    What you're missing is the difference between a free upgrade and a paid upgrade; the former improves functionality and removes problems, while the latter introduces new features. (Generally speaking, anyway.)

    You could of course argue that the company has a moral obligation to provide updates, and in fact it makes good Public Relations sense to provide free fixes for broken software, but they are really not obligated to.

    Or would you rather that Microsoft charged people $10 a pop to download the security updates to fix their crappy operating system that shouldn't have had so many gaping holes in the first place? Based on your comment there, anyone could sell any product and not take any responsibility for ensuring that it works properly afterwards. That would be like ordering soup at a restaurant, finding a fly in said dish, and being told that you have to buy another bowl to get one that doesn't have an insect floating in it! (And who's to say it stops there? What's going to guarantee that the second bowl won't have a bug in it too?)

  118. super '133t h4x! by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    Actually, the magic keys that always work is now start with Fhqw-hga-ds!

    (As an aside, hrwiki is bandwith exceeded? sniff...)

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  119. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They aren't actually punishing those people either. In the case where you unknowingly purchased an unlicensed copy of XP, they're giving you a free one if you can provide documentation. From a previous article posted here:

    "Customers who discover they have a counterfeit copy of Windows will either be given a free version of the operating system or can purchase it for a discounted price, he said.

    To get the free version of Windows, a customer must fill out a counterfeit report identifying the source of the software, provide a proof of purchase and send in a counterfeit CD of the software. If customers don't have all of that information, they can still fill out a counterfeit report and receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99 or a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition for $149, Lazar said."

    So looks like even if you dealt in a shady off-the-truck operation, you would still be eliglble for OEM pricing.

  120. You don't need Windows Update by mabu · · Score: 1

    when you can use BigFix and it is even more comprehensive in helping you patch and update various systems on your PC. Check it out. Why rely on a Microsoft-centric tool to manage your system when you run a wide variety of software from various sources? Bigfix rules!

  121. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    It is too bad we can't post images on Slashdot, because this would be a perfect one for the HA HA! guy from fark.

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  122. Just think... by neoevans · · Score: 1

    ...some poor bastard in MS was asked to come up with a solution to the piracy problem, and all he/they could come up with was a browser add-on that could be bypassed with either a single line paste into the browser, or by disabling it using the very add-on manager that was released just months ago by the same team! How do you manage that kind of idiocy? The project probably had a budget of more than I make in a year!

    All they have to do is realize that there are no stand-alone machines anymore. Do an online validation of all license keys, and quit reusing the same keys for personal or select customers and the problem is solved! How hard is that? The damn key is long enough that it could very well be universally unique, and it's not like they don't have the technology to handle it.

    For Select customers they could simply issue a key generator that itself does online validation, or stores a bank of keys that can be invalidated whenever a machine is reimaged.

    The whole thing reminds me of so many projects where I work. They start by asking for the world, and end up implementing a mickey-mouse solution because of so much political BS. It is what happens when a company gets too big. Nothing progresses anymore because too many parties have a say in things, and no one wants to give up their piece of the pie.

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  123. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by daxomatic · · Score: 1

    still,

    hahahahaha

    sorry,
    what a bunch of clowns
    c'mon please, who could let this go public, no really, first ( and not the 1st time ) they tell you "where save" then 'we will get it better' and now this, and then this story

    sorry i just came out of a rain storm read this shit and I laughed really hard
    hahahahhaa

  124. Microsoft Thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people that first discovered this must've tried all sorts of sophisticated methods of circumventing the wga. But all that was really required was to think on the same level that Microsoft developers do - think of the dumbest way to secure something and boom! Its cracked.

    1. Re:Microsoft Thinking by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

      Security through inferiority?

      Just like expecting the use of RSA-2048 and instead finding ROT-13...

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  125. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by cshark · · Score: 1

    Let's see.
    If this mechanism was put there intentionally, and the real validation code lives in an activeX object within windows somewhere, all they would have to do to flag it is check for that variable, which can be passed back to their back end any number of ways from cookies, to querystrings, to windows update information packets. In fact, if they were smart, they should have been the ones to leak the crack just for that purpose (anonymously of course). Not even an anonymous proxy would do you any good if this is the case. Why? Because if they're smart enough to do this, they've already figured out a dozen other ways to tag your computer that you don't even know about yet. Unfortunately, all of this would take a level of clever maneuvering that Microsoft hasn't shown for years. Then again... maybe China's scared of Windows for a reason.

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  126. You're all missing the point by Curate · · Score: 1

    You guys are all, every single one of you, missing the point of Microsoft Genuine Advantage. Its primary purpose is *not* to prevent pirates from obtaining updates. Individual pirates can use this "crack" if they like, or they can just get their updates from somewhere else. Microsoft doesn't give a crap about individual pirates. Rather, Genuine Advantage is actually a *feature* for honest users whose intentions are not to steal Windows. These users are not going to use a "crack". Through Genuine Advantage, they either learn that their license is legitimate (which they can feel good about), or they learn that their license is bogus and are given an opportunity to make things right at a reduced cost. Microsoft gains because they sell a few more licenses, and more importantly they have a channel through which they can learn of distributors of pirated software.

  127. Microsoft has rushed out a fix by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    In order to get updates now, you have to download and run this new code:

    10 INPUT "Are you using a legitimate copy of Windows(TM) - (Y)es or (N)o", A$
    20 IF (A$ = "Y") or (A$ = "y") GOTO 60
    30 PRINT "Sorry, your copy of Windows cannot be updated."
    40 PRINT "If you wish to purchase a legitimate copy, please call (555) 555 5555"
    50 GOTO 100
    60 PRINT "Thank you for purchasing a genuine copy of Windows"
    70 PRINT "To download important security patches please type the following address"
    80 PRINT "into your Web browser: http://www.updates.microsoft.com/"
    100 STOP

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  128. Don't be surprised by Cheirdal · · Score: 1

    when Microsoft sues Slashdot and Digg.com over widely publishing ways to circumvent their copyrighted software.

  129. Slashdot is guilty of the microsoft monopoly by jonesy16 · · Score: 1

    If people were honest they wouldn't need this in the first place. Don't harp on Microsoft for being unethical, franklin-greedy individuals when you know damn well at least half of your friends have an illegal copy of Windows lying around. If you really want to enact change and get people using linux then don't proliferate this bullshit of spreading illegal Windows copies all over the place. And don't tell me I'm wrong because just a few hours ago a several posts were made on slashdot with the location of the Windows Vista DVD image. You're not too bright if you think they'll become second place on computers when your proliferating there software daily.

    1. Re:Slashdot is guilty of the microsoft monopoly by KingBahamut · · Score: 1

      Screw M$.

      Software should be free and non-proprietary.

      "If in my lifetime the problem of non-free software is solved, I could perhaps relax and write software again. But I might instead try to help deal with the world's larger problems. Standing up to an evil system is exhilarating, and now I have a taste for it." -- RMS.

      Ill harp M$ all I want, and I call it an evil system and just like Stallman, I have a taste for it too.

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    2. Re:Slashdot is guilty of the microsoft monopoly by jonesy16 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Healthcare should be free and non-discriminatory as well, but I'm not going to kill someone and steal their identity to get it.

      Harp all you want, but you're no better than they are.

    3. Re:Slashdot is guilty of the microsoft monopoly by sinrtb · · Score: 1

      I paid 200$ for XP it is not hacked cracked or anything else so why the fuck would i want to spend an extra 5 mins to re validate? Since you seem so gung ho about all this why do you spend 5 mins or more for everyperson that upgrades their computer more then 2 times a year. I wouldnt mind it if it was only during installs but i had to re validate my key just aweek ago WTF I had not changed anything in forever and now i have to stop what im doing for 2 hours to find where i put the key I'm sorry I am not going to buy a new copy of XP ever time I upgrade my box just so that the key is attached to the computer.

    4. Re:Slashdot is guilty of the microsoft monopoly by jonesy16 · · Score: 1

      In other recent news, breakthroughs in chemical science have yielded a device to attach an XP key to a machine. This development, known as "tape" allows the user to semi-permanently attach the cd-key for windows XP to their machine for easy access when asked to validate their software.

      I understand that your five minutes is precious to you, and I'm not applauding Microsoft for any of their activation crap-o-la. I'm merely pointing out that the majority of people posting on this site have probably caused this whole thing to happen by spreading the number of illegal copies of Windows around for the last 10 years.

      But if your 5 minutes means that much to you, then here's another option: don't update, don't get more FREE software from Microsoft.

    5. Re:Slashdot is guilty of the microsoft monopoly by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 0

      "If in my lifetime the problem of non-free software is solved, I could perhaps relax and write software again. But I might instead try to help deal with the world's larger problems. Standing up to an evil system is exhilarating, and now I have a taste for it." -- RMS.

      Wow, did RMS really say that? He's even more deluded than I thought. This nut actually thinks he's in the same league as Ghandi, MLK, Mandela. LOL

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  130. The Microsoft Genuine Advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone starts talking about this and people will believe sush a thing really exists - that's all that matters in the end - w00f!

  131. OB: Soviet Russia Joke by ArielMT · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, ... oh you beat me to it. Nuts.

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  132. you miss the point by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    ms windows is full of bugs, holes [intel would call them errata and not fix them].

    windows update is primarily intended to push the fixes for these bugs and holes to your defective product.

    ms markets the windows update functionality as a selling point of ms windows [stay up to date with windows/automatic update].

    sure they can stop doing this, but it will anger their customers and may lead to some class actions for deceptive marketing practices...

    sum.zero

    1. Re:you miss the point by Sancho · · Score: 1

      But Microsoft isn't removing Windows Update functionality. They're just requiring that you prove you actually licenced a copy rather than pirating it. If you have licenced a copy, this extra check means nothing to you. You still get ALL the updates you've been getting in the past. If you have not licenced a copy, you are not a Microsoft customer, and thus are probably exempt from participating in a class action lawsuit against them.

    2. Re:you miss the point by Randseed · · Score: 1

      I own four copies of Windows XP. All four are from HP. Three are on desktops, and one is on a laptop. The newest machine is about a year old, and damned if I know where the Windows serial number or whatever the hell they use is. Despite the fact that all four are legal, if I were to suddenly be locked out of functionality because of Micro$hit's paranoia, I'd be justifiably pissed.

    3. Re:you miss the point by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Most product keys from OEMs are actually on the computer itself, often on the side, back, or bottom.

      Luckily, Microsoft realized that people would have this sort of problem and frankly, doesn't even require much input from you. Once you download the WGA update, it just checks your system and moves on. The only input you have to give are the mouse-clicks to move through the 2-3 screens.

      But it's nice to just immediately assume that Microsoft is going to screw you.

    4. Re:you miss the point by Randseed · · Score: 1
      I wasn't automatically assuming that Microsoft is going to screw me. It's just that based on my experience with these kinds of "DRM-lite" methods, inevitably what happens is that they require some token that inevitably gets lost. Years ago it used to be some code-wheel or something equally idiotic. Then it was random words out of the manual. Then it was serial numbers. Then it was CD keys that they don't print on the actual CD. Then once hard drives got really big, they decided to install everything to the drive but still require the CD for no good reason at all.

      Corporate America is phenomenally good at screwing consumers by default in the computer industry.

  133. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Nightlight3 · · Score: 1

    You don't know whether there is a second layer of protection which will, say, wipe out your hard disk a month from now, if you tamper with their first layer. With regular customer, the punishment is just the cost of new windows. With hacker, it is the whole hard disk or worse (e.g. they could leave a backdoor and watch what you're doing and what you got on your machine from now on, although they likely have a few already).

  134. It's worth it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Genuine advantage may seem like a pisser... But oh, is it ever worth it. Heck, for participating in the Genuine Advantage program myself, I was able to download this terrific program called "Match Up" FOR FREE! What an amazing game. Wow. It was soooooo worth it.

  135. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by drdewm · · Score: 1

    I feel so bad for the richest company in the world that there are still some dollars out there that don't belong to them. Please Microsoft catch every single person using XP and make them pay. You can never have too much money right?

  136. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by InvalidError · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is probably one of the more briliant ideas from M$ in a long time: consumers who get/got screwed by their OEM can trade evidence that their OEM is shifting fraudulent copies of M$ software for legit copies.

    1) Let OEMs shift fraudulent copies
    2) Get the customers to seek relief from said fraud
    3) Collect evidence against OEM
    4) Go after said OEM's pockets
    5) Profit (fraud + copyright infringement + etc. = most likely more than enough to cover legal costs)

  137. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by sag_ich_nicht · · Score: 2, Informative

    sounds kind of like everyone who wnats can get windows for free now... 1. Download Windows XP Professional from Bittorrent 2. make CD 3. Print cover on CD. 4. Print paperbox. 5. Fold paperbox. 6. Take picture. 7. Send picture as proof of buy to Microsoft and report you got it from some Thaiguy. 8. Recieve free Windows XP Professional. 9. ??? 10. Profit.

  138. There are no $2000 PCs any longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dual Athlon 1GB/250GB with a Geforce4 Ti4200 and 17" flat panel display was $500.00. Windows costs more than half that, and Office costs more than that.

    You'd have to try REALLY FUCKING HARD these days to spend $2k on a PC.

  139. Idiot mods by Rethcir · · Score: 1

    This is about as "interesting" as watching laundry dry.

    1. Re:Idiot mods by capmilk · · Score: 1

      I kinda like watching laundry moving in the wind.

  140. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by trogdor8667 · · Score: 1

    Just because its JavaScript now, doesn't mean it will be in the future. IMHO, this is just the first step. Today, its a javascript check. Tomorrow, who knows what they'll do.

  141. Does this apply to windows 2000 by pinguwin · · Score: 1

    Does this new validation system apply to win2k?

    I've noticed that there is an update for win2k that has a new way of doing updes (if you know what I mean).

    Should one download this new update or will it cause problems?

  142. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Libor+Vanek · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you're right, but it tells something about "code culture" when they don't do input validation even in such a critical (from bussiness/money point of view) module.

  143. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Kittyflipping · · Score: 1

    Exactly. It seems pretty clear that they are after the resellers of pirated copies and not the end users. They are offering a free key to those who unknowingly bought a pirated copy, per their FAQ:

    "The Microsoft genuine Windows offer is designed to help customers who unknowingly purchased counterfeit versions of Windows XP, by offering those who qualify a complimentary copy or electronic license key for a genuine copy of Windows XP."

    And

    "Microsoft will make a complimentary copy of Windows XP available to customers that have been sold counterfeit Windows. Customers will be required to submit a proof of purchase, their counterfeit CD, and complete a counterfeit report with details of their purchase. Only high-quality counterfeit Windows will qualify for the complimentary offer."

    I'm assuming that the high-quality counterfeit requirement is to stop people from burning a CD, making up a story and/or reciept, then getting a free copy.

  144. Prediction by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sadly, Microsoft will issue a new version of Genuine Advantage that disables the hack and make you use the new version before you can use Microsoft update

    To appear tomorrow on Slashdot:

    javascript:void(window.g_sWGACheckVersion='2.0')

  145. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by wh00dini · · Score: 0

    the only thing they are missing is the article is how to do this correctly. If you need to remove the language portion of the URL. the end result should look like this. http://update.microsoft.com/windowsupdate/v6/defau lt.aspx?javascript:void(window.g_sdisablewgacheck= 'all')&ln=en-us if you looking for US English.

  146. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My sisters copy which i used a keygen to produce the key to many years ago is still updating fine...

    I guess the key she uses is now registered to her computer ;)

  147. And you make my hed hurt.. by Halvy · · Score: 0


    So I want to sue you.

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  148. BoingBoing hack doesn't work in NS8... by SolarCanine · · Score: 1

    ...using the IE engine. Putting the javascript line into the location bar seems to automagically flip it to Firefox rendering.

    Hm, you'd think that the folks at AOL believe IE's javascript handling is sub-standard or something...

  149. Use Greasemonkey or Trixie by dumky · · Score: 1

    http://www.extended64.com/blogs/rafael/archive/200 5/07/27/1026.aspx Applies the hack automatically when you visit microsoft.com sites.

  150. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Excelsior · · Score: 3, Interesting

    since it's all client side, they have no way of flagging anybody as far as I can tell.

    Not necessarily. Client-side Javascript code can write to a cookie, and the server can read that cookie on subsequent submits. The client side Javascript can even communicate the cookie to the server using the XMLHTTPRequest object, or with an iframe, eliminating the need for a subsequent user-initiated request.

    Not that I expect them to go to all this trouble, and I'm definitely not saying that they are doing that now. I'm just saying it is theoretically possible.

  151. Ever since... by markass530 · · Score: 1

    The first time I tried to reinstall Windows XP because I fucked up my computer, and had to use my cell phone minutes to call some jerk who couldn't speak english, and have him interogate me as to why I have a different system configuration, and a host of other topics I have used something such as Windows Nemesis for installations of windows. As someone who is always breaking my computer and fixing it, I refused to have to call someone everytime I feel like resinstalling a piece of software a payed for. asshoes. Viva La Cracks.

    1. Re:Ever since... by markass530 · · Score: 1

      Oh... the preview option. yea that works. fucking typo-s.

  152. NOOOO!! Microsoft is freaking out because.. by Halvy · · Score: 0

    It is reaping what it has sowed on businesses, governments, and individuals for nearly 20 years.

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  153. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by telstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually if you need to use the car comparison, a better representation would be this: It won't stop the professional car thief, but it will stop the person who unknowingly walks up to the wronng car in the parking lot and expects to be able to unlock the door and drive away.

    Many, many people have bought pre-built PCs with Windows loaded on it by a PC builder that was pirating Windows to his heart's content They just have no idea it's not legit.

  154. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by j.blechert · · Score: 1

    what the hell? if you use windows pay for it! it's a goddamn product not free beer.
    if people are stupid enough to buy it then it's their fault, microsoft is only doing what any company would do.
    you don't blame google for showing ads, do you?

  155. Or you can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..use a hex editor, and permantantly disable this annoyance.

    %systemroot%\SYSTEM32\LegitCheckControl.dll
      @0002BE98h:
      8B45D8 --> 33C090

  156. I doubt it. by Halvy · · Score: 0

    I just don't see anyone trembling in their bootloaders over that possibility ;)

    In fact there are probably thousands of script kids salivating over that thought, as we laff!

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  157. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    To get the free version of Windows, a customer must fill out a counterfeit report identifying the source of the software, provide a proof of purchase and send in a counterfeit CD of the software. If customers don't have all of that information, they can still fill out a counterfeit report and receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99 or a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition for $149, Lazar said.

    Switching to translation mode: "Be a Microsoft informer. Betray your family & friends. Fabulous prizes to be won."

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  158. Updates without WGA? by gibson042 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I still use Windows 2000 Professional because I didn't like the vibe I got from XP, what with product activation and all. My thinking was, even if it turns out to be harmless and never rejects valid copies (ha!) or if I find a way to bypass it, they will sneak something in after the fact. Well, not only was I dead right, but they back-ported the requirement to Windows 2000 as well with Windows Genuine Advantage!

    I want no part of WGA, for the same reasons I wanted no part of XP. I have offline access to SP4 and SP4 Update Rollup 1, but that doesn't help me get other security updates (which are still available to everyone for the time being), desired gratis software (DirectX, Windows Media Player, .NET Framework), or desired purchased software updates (Office). Is there a way to get these without installing WGA at all?

  159. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by EvanED · · Score: 1

    11. Go to prison for perjury if they figure it out. Not to mention pay MS for the copy of Windows and possibly the cost of any investigation they did as a result of your statement.

    That counterfeit report you have to fill out? Probably you need to endorse it under penalty of perjury.

  160. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Sancho · · Score: 2, Informative

    If the unknowning "customers" with a whitebox setup from an unscrupulous dealer didn't actually purchase Windows, then they aren't Microsoft's customers, are they?

  161. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

    Regarding the backdoor issue... several universities, and just about every national governemnt, have source licenses to windows.

    If there were a backdoor, I think some proferssor somewhere would have said something (possibly the day after retiring, or sealed in his will).

  162. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Informative

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  163. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure if MS software was backdoor ridden, these would be found by blackhats VERY quickly, henceforth brought to public eye, and removed.

    Unless of course they spend more time, money, and effort on the backdoor than the house. Even MS wouldn't do that... would they?

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  164. Just disable the tool by Jabroney · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can disable the tool from within IE. Just go Tools > Addons > Disable Windows Geniuine Advantage

    1. Re:Just disable the tool by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      sweet, thanks. mod up.

  165. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by shmlco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, the main idea is to delay access. The harder it is and the longer it takes, the more likely it is that the perp will be noticed. Hopefully, they'll give up and go elsewhere rather than stand there and increase their chances of getting caught.

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  166. Vulnerabilities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the biggest vulnerability is a VLK. Install Windows XP with one of these and you will never be bothered by any kind of validation nonsense, hacks or otherwise.

    1. Re:Vulnerabilities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you will. Just try it. VLK keys are matched against a whitelist.

    2. Re:Vulnerabilities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not had any problem for 4+ years.

  167. Do you think MS is crazy by HelloWorld13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Me thinks people at Microsoft know it can be disabled, they might be having a different reason for it. And no, I dont work for MS.

  168. Linux.... Yum.... by 1053r · · Score: 1

    This stuff is begginning making Linux look more and more appealing all the time...

  169. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Ucklak · · Score: 0

    No but it's assumed in most cases.
    If you buy a vacuum cleaner, you expect a working belt to come with it.
    You buy a fax machine, you expect a reasonable amount of toner to come with it.

    It really is a smart way that MS is trying to catch the unscrupulous dealers but shitting on potential customers is just plain wrong.

    It's like buying flood insurance for you house and your house floods and they don't cut a check for you.

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  170. Server 2003 by Toveling · · Score: 1

    Server 2003 isn't effected by this. Personally, I've found it to be much more stable than XP (like the stability of 2000, but with the extra features of XP). If you can stand not having themes and window effects, it's great, and plus, you can still update it (even after this "crack" is fixed).

    1. Re:Server 2003 by treuf · · Score: 1

      Windows Server 2003 now does check the same genuine stuff as well.

      And as you said , this crack don't help here - so if you don't use a legitimate copy you are SOL (no update except critical ones).

  171. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Vengeance_au · · Score: 1

    I'm with you on the blackhats quickly identifying a backdoor - but I'd be guessing they would USE it themselves - if they are smart, to deploy alternate backdoors that will stay open once MSFT is forced to close the backdoor.

    Its the whitehats who I'd be expecting to find and communicate the backdoor to us. Here's hoping in this scenario they are on their game.

  172. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Microsoft might be stupid in a lot of things, but they know how to hold on to their market share. The last thing they'd want to do right now is start tracking down and prosecuting people with warez copies of windows. After a few test cases to let everyone know they're serious, some people would buy legit copies, but there'd be a big move by the people who know enough about computers to be able to buld their own machine and avoid the microsoft tax to look at the alternatives they've been hearing about but hadn't quite gotten around to trying out.

    That group is the people that help out friends and family with computers. The people who everyone turns to and says 'is this worth x dollars? it's got 3 gigahertz of ram'. Somehow I don't think that scenario is worth the amount they'd get from those who chose to go out and legitimise their installs.

  173. I cracked it nearly 6 months ago ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Cracked in 24 hours"? I 'cracked' it so long ago (Proof) I'm surprised that this is even news. And you don't even need javascript enabled - all you need is "WinGenCookie=validation=0;" in your cookie. So just paste this into your location on any microsoft.com page: javascript:document.cookie='WinGenCookie=validatio n=0; expires=01 Jan 2999 00:00:00 GMT'; void 0

    I mean, it was just so easy and obvious; I can't believe everyone else hadn't already found out about the easy ways to bypass it long ago.

    1. Re:I cracked it nearly 6 months ago ;) by simsluver · · Score: 1

      Dude, Tell me how do you do this? do you create a cookie? Does this work after the Windows Validation Tool that is required to updated?

    2. Re:I cracked it nearly 6 months ago ;) by cshifty · · Score: 1

      in internet explorer goto....tools>manage addins > disable windows genuine advantage. restart IE.

      have a nice day.

    3. Re:I cracked it nearly 6 months ago ;) by hacker · · Score: 1

      Of course this series of menu options doesn't exist in any (including the latest) MSIE versions.

      I'm not sure what version of MSIE you're using, but the latest one from XPSP2 + updates does not include this. Where did you find it?

  174. What's really amazing... by rainmayun · · Score: 1

    ... is that if you put this in a Google query, it is smart enough to correct it to "attorney".

  175. I updated today... by WRoach · · Score: 1

    Just to find out it was now broken. Validate!? Again!?! WTF...so I patched it...hehe

    They must have told a 1st year CS intern to make this up a friday afternoon.

  176. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by ChuckleBug · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's another reason for locks and alarms: To make your car (or whatever) more of a pain to steal than the next guy's. It's like the joke about the campers who hear a grizzly bear coming. One starts putting on his running shoes. The other says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" The reply: "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."

  177. here is what i think by dindi · · Score: 1

    Can't afford it ? Do not use it !

    There are exceptions that MS should handle:

    e.g. I can afford it but i refuse to buy it again.

    I was forced to buy one with my laptop, I use the laptop with linux, and my purchased version does not install on a normal PC (and there was not a sign: beware this crippled version won't install anywhere but this crappy piece of hardware) ...

    so I "borrowed one" (I figured that If i bought it i use it because I paid for it).... everything was fine until I wanted to DL some update nowadays ..... of course the licence number could not be used from my laptop version so I googled a serial FOR MY PURCHASED COPY

    Now what can I do ?

    Same with a wk2 copy... I bought it, I have the original CD, but I lost the little book with the serial .....

    I understand that there are people who do not want to buy something and choose pirating and so ... but personally I get screwed by MS for the second time..... and there is virtually nothing I can do other than walk into a store and buy an expensive piece of crap software that will be obsolete ... on top of that I only use WIN to run IE to validate some work I do on "other" systems ...

    Ahh I think it is time to slide that debian CD into my windoze box now ....

    I need a new laptop and I will get an iBook just so i can have a unix-like system and do not throw an other CD into the trash with a valid serial, unable to use on a desktop PC (where I would actually need it)....

  178. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Sancho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All of your analogies are flawed.

    If you buy a vacuum cleaner, you expect a working belt to come with it.

    But people who buy an open-box vacuum off the back of a truck and discover that there is no belt probably aren't going to complain to the vacuum maker. And if they do, the vacuum maker is going to laugh in their face.
    Without the CoA, a Windows license/installation is no better than a vacuum cleaner bought off the back of a truck.

    You buy a fax machine, you expect a reasonable amount of toner to come with it.

    You might expect it, but unless that's written on the box, you shouldn't complain if you don't get it. And again, we get into the "authorized retailer" game, where someone might sell you a used or stolen fax machine without the box and all the manuals. Microsoft is targetting people who bought a PC from a retailer who didn't give them all the manuals/CoA/License, etc. Everything you're talking about has the unspoken assumption that you've purchased it legitimately and from either an authorized retailer or the company itself. No one who buys Windows off the shelf from Best Buy is going to run into a problem with this security check.

    It really is a smart way that MS is trying to catch the unscrupulous dealers but shitting on potential customers is just plain wrong.

    Ah, so you prefix "customers" with "potential". That's good.

    Of course, you still overlook the fact that's been pointed out several times in various other /. posts.. the fact that a) only new content is being withheld, not security fixes. So if your "vacuum" is broken, the manufacturer is still going to fix it for you. They just won't give you the new attachment. And b) duped computer buyers will have the chance to get a legitimate copy of Windows at no extra cost, albeit given a few hoops they have to jump through. Considering Microsoft is under no obligation to provide this, legal, ethical, or moral, it's a pretty good deal. They're not screwing any of their users, they're just trying to stop illegal distribution of their product.

    It's like buying flood insurance for you house and your house floods and they don't cut a check for you.

    That's not even an analogy to this situation.

  179. Alternatives??? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    Someone a while ago posted a link to an app that does what Windows Update does, only I can't remember the name of it :( Anyone know of any alternatives to windows update?

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  180. Lots of cracks by os2fan · · Score: 1

    So far i counted five cracks. I am particularly interested because WGA does not recognise my copy of Win2k, a legitimate upgrade. So there is little left to do other than to patch it. W

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  181. What about CHINA and the rest of Asia by terryfunk · · Score: 1

    The funny part will be when the Chinese and many parts of Asia start updating their systems. I wonder how M$ will handle that!

    My bet will be at some point, M$ will have to stop this altogether OR they will make a huge exception for the other half of the world.

    It will be interesting to see......

  182. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    MS software _is_ ridden with holes. However, what the black hats do with them is find them, then, do _not_ bring them to the public eye, and, then, sell their services to organized crime, other nations, unscrupulous corporations, etc. Any other view of the world would be naive.

  183. i didn't say they would stop by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    i was specifically commenting on the parent's assertion that ms are under no obligation to provide ongoing patches to their customers...

    sum.zero

    1. Re:i didn't say they would stop by Sancho · · Score: 1

      I guess your mentioning the Windows Update marketing threw me off. My apologies.

  184. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


    In the counterfeit report, you also have to supply a receipt for the pirated software from the vendor. No receipt, no free XP.

    Of course, you can always fake up a receipt...I think the law calls that 'uttering and publishing', and although it's not counterfeiting per se, it still carries a hefty penalty.

    Have fun with your scheme, and don't pick up the soap.

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  185. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by quenda · · Score: 1
    Switching to translation mode: "Be a Microsoft informer. Betray your family & friends. Fabulous prizes to be won."

    This only applies if your "friend" sold you a pirated copy as a real one. What friend is that?

  186. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by vsprintf · · Score: 0

    If customers don't have all of that information, they can still fill out a counterfeit report and receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99 or a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition for $149, Lazar said."

    So looks like even if you dealt in a shady off-the-truck operation, you would still be eliglble for OEM pricing.

    Such a deal! I'm building a dual-boot box for a relative and picked up the real deal OEM Windows XP Home with COA and snazzy holograms for around $75 (with the required hardware of course - a dead 64MB SIMM at no charge). Let's face it, $100 dollars for Windows is no deal. The profit margin on the product is over 80%, while the competition's product can be had for the price of a download.

  187. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by SA+Stevens · · Score: 2, Informative

    Family and friends??

    No, this is to nail 'whitebox' sellers who purportedly sold you a copy of Windows XP but just pocketed the proceeds and left you high and dry.

  188. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    what the hell? if you use windows pay for it! it's a goddamn product not free beer.

    That's got some validity, but would you pay full price for a new car that had doors that wouldn't lock, the engine stopped at random times and required a minute to restart, and whenever you stopped at a gas station, strange heavy things were loaded into the trunk and you had to take it in for service to get them out? More likely you'd be suing the manufacturer under the lemon law. Cars come with a warranty that gives rights to the buyer; Windows comes with a EULA that gives rights to the seller.

    microsoft is only doing what any company would do

    Most companies don't have the ability to abuse a monopolistic position, because most companies don't have a monopoly. Even Intel has been very careful to try not to cross that line, but perhaps not careful enough according to AMD. So no, Microsoft != any company. To paraphrase Dan Gillmore, American capitalism should be about honest, tough competition, not a knife fight.

  189. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's unknown in the small town I live in now, but I saw lots of sketchy software in Vancouver.

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  190. What's really super amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Is the possibility that perhaps not all posters on /. have english as their native language, hence making these sorts of posts pointing out spelling errors a bit silly.

  191. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So if you want to frame your next door neighbor, you can put his address as the OEM that sold you the pirated version! :-)

  192. Question: by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 1

    Now that a workaround has been found to make it useless, will they remove it now? I installed it on my parent's laptop (OEM, with a legitimate, paid-for XP install), only to have it hang 45 minutes into the installation, leaving them with no access to any updates now (it seems to have broken both the version of windows update they had, and the new one it was trying to install). Way to go Microsoft!

    I especially liked the part about how this 'new Windows Update' would make my update experience faster and more reliable'...i'm sure my pirated but secured windows box would be much faster than the average user who paid $300 to an OEM for his now-spyware-ridden, virus-bearing, spam-spewing zombie box. How exactly is the pirated software slower? Benchmarks? (and could we trust them?)

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  193. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by qurk · · Score: 1

    Holy cow!!!!! XP is still $150? I haven't checked lately, but is Windows 98 still being sold at Walmart for $80?

  194. Possible explanation by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some people get very upset when personally identifiable data is sent to servers. Does Microsoft ever send the Windows serial number across the network today? I am guessing that they chose to do this client-side (knowing it would get bypassed) because they did not want to deal with the backlash from passing the data to the server.

    1. Re:Possible explanation by grcumb · · Score: 1

      "I am guessing that they chose to do this client-side (knowing it would get bypassed) because they did not want to deal with the backlash from passing the data to the server."

      Yeah, fuck that Secure Sockets Layer data encryption shit. Let's just make a trivially circumvented client-side javascript instead.

      Sorry, couldn't resist. 8^)

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  195. False positive? by oncebitten · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I was surprised my copy actually validated.

    I had bought a Dell Dimension with XP home pre-installed. I booted it up once (just to check if it booted), but didn't allow it to register. I then wiped the hard drive and installed linux.

    I have an old Dell laptop (366 Mhz PII) running Windows 98. Since I had just gotten an iPod as a present and needed to run iTunes, I needed a machine that runs XP (thanks, Apple). I used the CD to upgrade the laptop to XP since I figured I had technically paid for XP when I bought the new Dell.

    So, after reading the previous /. article, I connected to Windows update, while looking for a spare CD-RW to put Ubuntu on should it fail.

    And lo and behold, it passed. WTF?

  196. That will not hold up in long run by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    What MS figured, that nobody who didn't know they had a pirated copy would use this, has a major flaw.

    Imagine a Fortune 1000 manager doing updates. Maybe this person isn't sure where the licenses came from. OEMs have given out bad copies before, and this is all a legal mine field. Now, does this person expose the company to a potential fraud scandal, or simply code in the exploit for the next round up updates (if they aren't already scared away from all updates because of SP1/SP2 horror stories) ?

    Now imagine a different situation. Adware companies can easily hijack certain urls. What if fraudulent OEMs ship with adware, and they simply fire up an internal routine updater to run the hack as well?

    If someone is putting illegitimate copies of Windows on computers, you can bet they know about this hack, and you can bet they will take every measure they can to cover their asses. How many off the shelf computers today come with their own custom patch/update programs? Quite a few. Adding this hack into their update, before you could hit MS's update, would not be difficult.

    MS will only catch the stupid/unprepared piraters, and of those they do catch, they'll be middleman OEMs who most likely themselves were duped (just like in the past).

    I know its a really dumb thing to say, but I'll still say it... I can't believe a world leading software company has the security thought process of a newb's "I'll hide my page with a 3 digit javascript code" mentality.

    And then they expect me to download their security updates?!? Are you KIDDING ME?!?

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  197. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed. MS is not so stupid to call something so easily circumvented by simple javascript a security measure. Think back over the history of windows - its largely thanks to pirating that MS now dominates the desktop market, and they know it.

  198. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Nightlight3 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure if MS software was backdoor ridden, these would be found by blackhats VERY quickly, henceforth brought to public eye, and removed.

    That's exactly what has been going on for the last ten years, replacing one backdoor with another. Before you advise me to check my tinfoil, you should look some history of Microsoft's business practices. Microsoft was caught once inserting a "bug" in Windows that would crash DR's CP/M (a Bill's memo revealed in a court case few years later showed that it was done purposefully). Also, recall that AOL was caught few years ago with a backdoor in their AIM disguised precisely as a stack overflow bug (they were stupid enough to leave some code in the distribution which worked together with the "bug"). With Microsoft's resources, they could put dozen Indians on every single buffer in their source and be done with these so-called stack overflow bugs in month. Instead, all they do is keep moving the bug from one buffer to another, which gives them few months of functioning backdoor ahead of the black hats.

    Another benefit of the scheme is that it keeps customers dependent, coming back for "fixes" (so MS can track your software use and check legality of your Windows, or whatever else they or the bureaucrats are interested in).

  199. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Spankophile · · Score: 1

    Based on your analogies, I can only guess that you were high when you wrote that.

  200. no worries =) [n/t] by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    this text is not here.

    sum.zero

  201. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by tjlsmith · · Score: 1

    They're too busy wondering why manhole covers are round.

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  202. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by falsified · · Score: 1

    I hate "me too" posts, but I'm afraid I have to make one here. Microsoft isn't 100% evil, just like [blank] isn't 100% good. They're realizing that a number of people are getting screwed via pirated software, and they realize that they themselves are also getting screwed by said piracy. They're attempting to rectify the situation in a relatively unobstrusive manner. What's the problem? There's no snitching on friends, since your "friend" screwed you on stolen merchandise, in essence tricking you into criminal activity. I don't see the harm.

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  203. Pretty Sneaky even for Microsoft by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

    Usually MS tries to hide its evil ways ... at least somewhat.

    The WGA tool however has been hidden in a way which I can see some litigious bastard somewhere jumping on for a good lawsuit.

    You go to the windows update page. It tells you to download a new installer with great new enhanced features. It lists the great new features ... all of which it is obvious that no new installer is actually needed for, it could all be done on their side just as easily. No mention of the WGA validation tool, just that you need the new installer (even though automatic updates works fine)

    And as soon as you've installed it ... voila! it says thanks for installing the WGA validation tool. It doesn't say thanks for installing the new installer ... just thanks for installing the WGA validation tool.

    So they told you you were installing one thing, and they thank you for installing something quite different.

    That pretty much defines what malicious spyware is.

    litigious bastards .... now's your time to shine.

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  204. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by TMonks · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight...
    If I want to buy a cheap, legit copy of Windows, why can't I,
    1) Go to shady dealer and knowingly purchase counterfeit Windows for, say, $50
    2) Give Microsoft everything they want (CD, Proof of purchase, etc.)
    3) Receive entirely legit copy of Windows at no extra charge.

    How exactly is this good for Microsoft?

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  205. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Randseed · · Score: 1
    Windows, if you define it as the OS including all the bullshit the OEMs (e.g., HP) ship with it, is already loaded down with "questionable" things. Crap like the Weatherbug, half a dozen different applications that want to connect to the Internet for no identifiable reason (so I assume to do something nefarious), etc.

    The problem with Windows is, and always has been, that it's intended to be easy for new users. This is good in that it is, well, easy for new users. The problem arises when it becomes annoying for people who actually know what's going on, and when the layers of "user friendliness" becomes anything but by hiding all sorts of stuff from the user.

    On my Linux system, I know what it's doing. If nothing else, I can look at the process listing, look at the manual pages for the various applications, and if I'm really suspicious I can strace/ltrace the thing. It's also easy to kill it. On my Windows system, on the other hand, it's very difficult to find out what the hell half the crap that's loaded is. Is it really needed? Is it fluff? Is it for some random feature? Is it something that's a potential security hole? Hell if I know, due to lack of documentation, lack of development tools (unless I buy them), and the lack of source, among other things.

    Windows is good for the casual, "I don't care how it works" kind of user, especially if that user doesn't care one wit about data and system security. It's remarkably bad for someone who needs/wants to know how things work, and who does care about data and system security.

    Windows has its niche. Granted, it's a pretty big niche. But it isn't mine, and aside from playing games and hotsyncing my Palm (damned Windows-only desktop-side apps), it's a pain in my ass.

    Use what works for you. In the case of Windows, don't be surprised when it's ridden with spyware, viruses, security holes, ill-defined applications that are all over the place and you don't know what they do, et cetera. In the case of Linux, don't be surprised when hardware support blows chunks (not that I think this is right, mind you).

    All that said, I seriously doubt Microsoft would implement something like that. Historically, they have, but supposedly unintentionally. (I've had NT installations wipe their drives, Windows scribble all over Linux partitions, etc.) If they did it intentionally, the blackhats would be all over it and cost Microsoft more than the entire thing was worth by releasing the next fifteen versions of Slammer targetting different vulnerabilities.

  206. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by jp10558 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't using AutoPatcher sort of make windows update superfluous?

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  207. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that they closed it (Win2KSP4, IE6SP1). It installed the damn GA ActiveX no matther when I tried that javascript.

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  208. Re: Sure there are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are $2,000 and higher PCs but you won't find them in Walmart or Dell. I guarantee you that a dual Athlon 64 system with 8-12GB of RAM, a 2TB RAID 5 array, and dual GeForce 7800 graphics cards will run you over $2,000.

  209. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its "Don't drop the soap." Unles of course you were trying to give him a "heads up" before bubba does.....

  210. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by gartogg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm abroad, in Israel; I RARELY see a legal copy of Windows; no-one has a CD, and it "just came on the computer" they bought from a local, small company that puts computers together.

    They aren't targeting the tech savvy people you happen to know, that's all.

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  211. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Adversive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's good for Microsoft because they now know exactly who and where the shady dealer is and can go after him.

    This policy wasn't intended to fight P2P piracy (not directly anyway).

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  212. Windows update verification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Russian pirates suggest that you go to IE options->Programs->Add-ons and disable Genuine ActiveX. Then just load the updates from the web site.

  213. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by wesborgmandvm · · Score: 1
    and receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99 or a copy of Windows XP Professional Edition for $149

    It is easy to find a cheap new computer w/ XP home pre-instaled but hard to find the same w/ XP pro. I wish I could upgrade Home to pro for $50.

  214. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by richlv · · Score: 1
    That's got some validity, but would you pay full price for a new car that had doors that wouldn't lock, the engine stopped at random times and required a minute to restart, and whenever you stopped at a gas station, strange heavy things were loaded into the trunk and you had to take it in for service to get them out?

    let's see... i would by another car. will this do ?
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  215. It is Microsoft we're talking about... by JonasG · · Score: 1
    1. Make software
    2. ???
    3. Profit!
    4. Make software work properly.

    Note that step four is optional.

  216. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy Microsoft, for another 4 glorious years of total EULA enforcement :-)

  217. Re:Way to go M$, no really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They certianly would rather someone use a pirated copy of windows than switch to Linux. If everyone who couldn't afford or refused to pay for a copy of Windows used a different OS instead, then Microsoft would have much less of a market share then they do now, especially in countries like China. The battle for OS domination is more important to them then just about anything else. They can't efectivly cut off support for all illegal copies of windows without creating a worldwide zombie pandemic, so they use weak protection while slowly forcing more and more illegitmate users over to the paying side. Makes perfect sense.

  218. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by tricorn · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that the best way to actually eliminate something is to make it legal to be a consumer, illegal to be a provider (or the other way around). Thus, make using drugs legal, but selling or producing drugs remains illegal. I guess Microsoft finally figure out the same thing.

  219. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by nozzo · · Score: 1

    yeah and don't forget Microsoft never read /. and they don't know about this so called hack so it will never get fixed. I reckon this 'hack' will last a few days at the most.

  220. GIMP too complex? Use Kolourpaint (static compil) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just wanted to get the word out with this somewhat OT post: I, too, had been frustrated with the steep learning curve of the GIMP just to get some simple stuff done. I found that Kolourpaint works well, and the moment you run it, you'll know how to use it the way you can use MS Paint for simple image editing, circling someone's face in a photo, drawing arrows to it and putting a text label, etc.

    Best of all, they now have a version that is statically compiled, so that you don't need to worry about having KDE 3.3 or having the right libraries; just download the single file, decompress (no need to install) and run. You don't even need to be using the actual KDE environment if you have some of the basic libraries. From the web site: "The Generic Linux/x86 + KDE3 Binary needs no installation nor root - just decompress & run. It works on most GNU/Linux/x86 distributions released after August 2002. Specifically, it requires: Linux/x86, KDE 3.x, Qt 3 (>= 3.0.5) with threading, X, glibc 2.2, gcc 3.2 ABI."

    The web site is here: http://kolourpaint.sourceforge.net/download.html

  221. here it for reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft "Genuine Advantage" cracked in 24h: window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all'
    AV sez, "This week, Microsoft started requiring users to verifiy their serial number before using Windows Update. This effort to force users to either buy XP or tell them where you got the illegal copy is called 'Genuine Advantage.' It was cracked within 24 hours."

            Before pressing 'Custom' or 'Express' buttons paste this text to the address bar and press enter:

            javascript:void(window.g_sDisableWGACheck='all')

            It turns off the trigger for the key check.

  222. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice Red Dwarf reference.

  223. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kind of friend that would save you from spending hundreds of dollars on something that shouldn't cost that much?

    Everybody throws morals out the door every once in a while to benefit themselves. It doesn't make them evil people. Just because they pirate software doesn't mean they will rob and rape you.

  224. Wait a minute... by glassgnost · · Score: 1

    and receive a copy of Windows XP Home Edition for $99

    That's $89.99 at Fry's or Costco (without the additional paperwork burden), isn't it?

  225. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by drdewm · · Score: 1

    This is why I use Linux and open source for nearly everything. Mod'd xbox, mod'd tivo, linux everywhere. What's the point of being clever and knowledgable if you don't use it to your advantage. I learned from Microsoft and other capatalists to win at all costs and take advantage of every opportunity. You reap what you sow.

  226. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by QuantaStarFire · · Score: 2, Funny

    3. Print cover on CD.

    *looks at his shiny WinXP CD, all nice and holographic*

    Uhm...how do I copy this?

  227. Re:Way to go M$, no really. by typical · · Score: 1

    No, because Microsoft could set up whatever price discrimination schemes they wanted to make it affordable to anyone. Right now, they get $0 for pirated copies.

    Instead of letting Bob pirate a copy, sell it to him for $5.

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  228. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    let's see... i would by another car. will this do ?

    No. For most people, Microsoft is the only car dealer there is, and that's the way Microsoft wants it.

  229. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who read [blank] as Google??

  230. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by richlv · · Score: 1

    of course, microsoft is perceived as the only dealer - but you must also take into account reasons why is it so. are there legacy applications ? are there compatibility issues ? or is it simply a lack of information about other dealers ?
    for mentioned most people that probably would be the latter.

    i wouldn't say there is an extreme lack of choice - you just have to know what to choose.

    just yesterday i spoke to a person that qualifies as "receiver of free family/friends support". he was interested in a new computer for basic word processing, spreadsheets and internet browsing. he already uses openoffice.org, firefox/opera, so he knew he doesn't have to buy some expensive software in that area. but he was pretty sure that he would have to buy (or pirate) windows anyway. given that he does not depend on legacy apps, his needs are relatively simple - there are a lot of 'dealers' that he can go to. and that's where i'm taking him ;)

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  231. ms, win and $$ by CyberTengu · · Score: 1

    ..3 thoughts to add:
    1. ms eula is illegal (like most software vendors) because you can't sell a product "as it is" and adveritsing it's features but if it won't work as advertised the producer doesn't take any responsability for that. It's like you would go to a restaurant and if the food they serve it's poisoned they tell that they sell it "as it is" and it's not their problem if you got ill ! Wouldn't you shoot them ?!
    2. win was created for entertainment and should be used only for that - it would be insane to use it as a server/development platform (sure that it depends on how you configure it, ;) but if you don't have the source for proper "configuration" it would just take extra hours for a cracker to get it). More than that it's unethical from software producers to ask money for patches that are used to fix their own bugs !
    3. the only versions of windows i've paid for are win 3.11 for workgroups which was a good piece of software worthing the $ and win95 which was a piece of junk. since win95 - total waste of money - i'm not paying ms for any other trashOSes, i'm just installing/testing/ and dropping them to the sandbox.

  232. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    of course, microsoft is perceived as the only dealer - but you must also take into account reasons why is it so. are there legacy applications ? are there compatibility issues ? or is it simply a lack of information about other dealers ? for mentioned most people that probably would be the latter.

    Agreed. If you don't know there are choices, you don't have a choice, and that's what Microsoft wants and is how it maintains unbelievable profit margins. That doesn't make its operating system worth $200.

    i wouldn't say there is an extreme lack of choice - you just have to know what to choose.

    For non-techies, there is no choice. Microsoft a) makes sure that Windows is the OS installed on your new computer, and b) that you are afraid to use that Linux thing if you do hear about it.

    given that he does not depend on legacy apps, his needs are relatively simple - there are a lot of 'dealers' that he can go to. and that's where i'm taking him ;)

    Good. He's one of the lucky ones. Most Windows users don't have anyone able or willing to help them through a transition to a different OS, so they are stuck paying a ridiculous amount for a license to use a broken product.

  233. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by cshark · · Score: 1

    I wonder, is any of it actually worth the money? I imagine Microsoft spends millions, possibly billions on anti-piracy efforts. For what? Piracy hasn't gone down at all since they've started, quite the opposite. So why bother at all?

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  234. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by Engie_Viral · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, it gets better! Didn't you see where people might not have every last detail on the counterfeit form and still have to pay. So either way, Microsoft gets money. What is the bet that there is some obscure little thing that almost nobody will be able to remember/find/discver that will make them have to pay. So you have fraud+copyright infringement+more sales+etc At least that is what the pessimist in me says

  235. Re:I can't believe I was actually worried about th by InvalidError · · Score: 1

    If you have all of the following:
    1) bill with vendor address on which the Windows copy in question is present
    2) the Windows certificate
    3) the Windows CD

    Then there is not much else Microsoft could ask for. Keeping bills is good practice to collect insurance in case of theft, flooding, fire, etc. Windows certificates and CDs should be kept for as long as the copies in question are going to be used. There is no good reason for people not to be able to produce at least these three pieces of evidence... unless the vendor did not provide them in the first place, which would be awfully suspicious.

  236. It can be done by this way also.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just go to Tools/Manage Add-ons, look for Windows genuine Advantage and disable it..
    Now, you can update your xp again..