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ESA Selects Targets for Asteroid Deflection Test

Vandil X writes "The European Space Agency has announced that it has selected two candidate asteroid targets for a planned mission to impact an asteroid in an attempt to deflect the asteroid off course by a measurable amount. The mission, dubbed "Don Quijote," will send two spacecraft to their final choice asteroid. One craft will impact the asteroid while the other will observe the asteroid before and after the collision. The mission craft and target selection are expected to be finalized sometime in 2007."

284 comments

  1. Something wrong with p? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    What's wrong with the good old p=mv (momentum)?

    1. Re:Something wrong with p? by Zaak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's wrong with the good old p=mv (momentum)?

      "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
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    2. Re:Something wrong with p? by LordRPI · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, unfortunately there is something wrong with that equation. It does not take into account of the direction of which the asteroid will be deflected. Although I hope that the mathematics used to base the "crash" on would be calculated so that it does not shift the objects into a collision course with Earth. Knowing us, some organization will use British units, one will use Metric.

    3. Re:Something wrong with p? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think they want to determine how much p of the impactor is needed to change the v of a rock. You see, the important thing is whether the micro-asteroid will stay together or not. Delta p is known in advance, of course!

    4. Re:Something wrong with p? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest that you pay a math Ph.D. $100 to assemble a 17x23 array of beads and count them, to make sure that 17*23 indeed equals 391.

    5. Re:Something wrong with p? by sketerpot · · Score: 1, Informative

      Just use p = mv, where p and v are 3-dimensional vectors.

    6. Re:Something wrong with p? by MyGodAreThereNoNickn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I haven't RTFA, but I expect that they aren't looking to challenge the laws of physics as much as test their engineering skills. It's pretty hard to hit something that far away and going that fast, especially if you want to hit it a particular way. They are probably testing to see if they can hit it just the way they want to so that they can actually make use of p=mv.

    7. Re:Something wrong with p? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wasn't written using vector notation :P

    8. Re:Something wrong with p? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Yeah, unfortunately there is something wrong with that equation. It
      > does not take into account of the direction of which the asteroid
      > will be deflected.

      p and v are vectors.

      > Although I hope that the mathematics used to base the "crash" on
      > would be calculated so that it does not shift the objects into a
      > collision course with Earth.

      They will choose a target with an orbit such that it is not possible for the maximum amount of momentum that the spacecraft could deliver to change the target's orbit to an Earth collision course. This is not hard as almost all asteroids are in orbits which could not be easily made to collide with the Earth.

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    9. Re:Something wrong with p? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, sorry. I looked it up, you're right, I'm a troll. All apologies - been many years since I've put this to use.

    10. Re:Something wrong with p? by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with the good old p=mv (momentum)?

      Well, for starters, we don't have a very good idea of the value of the m in that equation, where the m actually stands for the mass of the (rock? we don't often know).

      v we know pretty closely, but whats your definition of p?

      Cheers, Gene

    11. Re:Something wrong with p? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if delta p!=0?

    12. Re:Something wrong with p? by Mercano · · Score: 2, Informative

      Someone brought up the Pioneer anomaly over in the Voyager thread earlier today. Intesting stuff, proves Yogi knows what he's talking about.

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    13. Re:Something wrong with p? by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Apart from the points other people have made, it's also possible that the asteroid would simply absorb part of the impact (converting the kinetic-energy/momentum into heat).

    14. Re:Something wrong with p? by ScriptedReplay · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Good old linear momentum conservation is insufficient information to specify the outcome. Throw in energy balance (assuming you account for all losses of kinetic energy properly) and you have enough information for 1D collisions only - still not enough equations to determine angles; now moving to 'real life' you have to add angular momentum conservation to the mix, too. To completely specify the answer you need details about geometry (mass center, impact point) and surface (orientation, hardness and so on) This already moves the question quite a bit into engineering - and requires data on asteroids. I assume gathering such data is closer to the purpose of this experiment.

    15. Re:Something wrong with p? by deathCon4 · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify .. These asteroids are travelling through space at over 20,000 mph .. just as Tempel was earlier this year .. We did not 'crash' into it, it crashed into us. NASA just calculated where the satellites needed to be in order for them to be struck in its path. The only way NASA/ESA is going to succeed here is to either to fire an object going faster then the asteroid at it, or have one with enough mass to alter its course. At the moment, we cannot get a signigicantly Massive satellite going fast enough to do anything more then what you would feel if a bee hit your hand while it was out the window driving down the highway. Sure it might sting for a moment, but it wont do jack.

    16. Re:Something wrong with p? by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      Make that a large bug hits your teeth while you are riding a motorcycle without a helmet and you will have a "much greater impact" that will significantly change the course of the motorcycle.

    17. Re:Something wrong with p? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's just "Diddy" now, you insensitive clod!

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    18. Re:Something wrong with p? by ecumenical_40oz · · Score: 1

      Aside from the points made about this not being the correct vector form and also not taking into account in/elasticity, it is only a first order approximation to the correct relativistic expression. And if you really want to nitpick, in the ultra-high energy regime (> Planck Scale) we do not know how the laws of quantum field theory work, and we cannot be sure how the particles in the asteroid would interact during the collision.

      I'll stop now, even serious nerds are looking annoyed.

    19. Re:Something wrong with p? by Rei · · Score: 1

      The problem is really what the final energy balance between linear kinetic energy and rotational kinetic energy will be. On impact, there will be an immediate impulse imparted to the asteroid, both rotational and linear. The linear thrust immediately alters the orbit; the rotational momentum change alters centrifugal forces and heating characteristics, which could alter how it radiates heat and how much/what directions volatiles escape. On top of this, there will be constant thrust at relevant levels for the next several weeks as the plume of ejecta from the impact is emitted, followed by very low level thrust from the residual heat.

      While it may sound odd, it is technically possible to hit an asteroid with an impactor at an angle that you would expect to have it increase its orbital energy and actually have the asteroid lose orbital energy overall, if most of the energy of the impactor goes to rotational kinetic energy and the plume overall thrusts it in a way that makes it lose orbital energy (and that's ignoring any potential long-term orbital alterations). There's an awful lot of unknowns in a given impact.

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    20. Re:Something wrong with p? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "long term orbital alterations" -> "long term low level force alterations that change the orbit"

  2. Now... by kakashiryo · · Score: 1

    let's hope these rockets don't inherit our fellow gentleman's sense of direction... ;D

    1. Re:Now... by shadowmas · · Score: 3, Funny

      i wonder what effect this will have on my horoscope ;)

  3. Sweet mercy by casio282 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope Bruce Willis in onboard.

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    1. Re:Sweet mercy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better still, send Jamie & Adam. They would love to blow the mother up.

    2. Re:Sweet mercy by raider_red · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good call, but let's leave Ben Affleck on the asteroid this time.

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    3. Re:Sweet mercy by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Priorities first: Lance Bass.

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    4. Re:Sweet mercy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote for Michael Moore to be accelerated at the asteroid. With that bone head of his launched at a sufficient speed, the asteroid doesn't stand a chance!

    5. Re:Sweet mercy by phxbadash · · Score: 1

      At the very least if he passes nearby the gravitational forces from his mass may well steer the asteroid off course by itself.

    6. Re:Sweet mercy by perdu · · Score: 1
      but let's leave Ben Affleck on the asteroid this time
      Please, so he can't be elected Benator
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  4. NO DADDY NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can't we just drill 20 miles into it and blow the fucker up with a nuke?

    1. Re:NO DADDY NO by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Explosions don't work so hot in a vacuum.

    2. Re:NO DADDY NO by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Umm, you're kidding, right?

      Nuclear bombs will work fine in a vacuum. They don't need oxygen or anything else to support combustion, because they don't use combustion - they use a NUCLEAR (imagine that!) reaction, not a chemical one. The high explosive used to fire the nuke I don't believe needs O2 either, and if it did, that would be an easy problem to deal with.

      Yeah, no one will hear the explosion, but that isn't a problem.

      Now why do special effects people make explosions make noise in a vacuum in sci-fi movies, shows, etc.

      We KNOW better than that, well most of us anyway.

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    3. Re:NO DADDY NO by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Even chemical explosives carry their own oxidizers, or else they wouldn't work in an atmosphere either, the reaction being too fast). So unless you really insist on using a fuse lit with a match, explisives will work everywhere.

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    4. Re:NO DADDY NO by hvatum · · Score: 0
      Now why do special effects people make explosions make noise in a vacuum in sci-fi movies, shows, etc.

      We KNOW better than that, well most of us anyway.

      Because people like explosions - why not experience them in full sensory detail?

      On another note I've heard rumours that there's an entire industry now based around the films where men have sex with women. There's one big catch though - the men depicted in these movies do this without buying the women extravagant gifts or even taking them to a fancy resteraunt!

      We KNOW better than that, well those of us who have contact with women do anyway.

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    5. Re:NO DADDY NO by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Nuclear bombs will work fine in a vacuum.

      But the damage will be greatly reduced, won't it? You'll still have all the hard radiation, EMP, and the force of whatever mass in the weapon isn't converted to energy, obviously. But I would think that the lack of an atmosphere would prevent most of the heat damage (poor conductivity), and eliminate most of the shockwave.

      In the footage I've seen of nuclear tests, it looks like most of the physical damage comes from the high-speed shockwave travelling through the air. It's even greater if the bomb is detonated under water. To me this implies that greater medium density leads to more damage, lower medium density leads to less. Therefore in a vacuum, nuclear weapons would work much less effectively. Relatively speaking, of course.

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    6. Re:NO DADDY NO by Matt_R · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So since they drilled down into the rock, the medium density should be really high, yeah?

      Sure nukes in open space is questionable, but the AC was talking about placing the nuke within the asteroid - Armageddon style.

    7. Re:NO DADDY NO by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Ah, you're right. For some reason I got it in my head that the idea under discussion was for the nuke to explode at the surface level.

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    8. Re:NO DADDY NO by Petersson · · Score: 1
      Explosions don't work so hot in a vacuum.
      You've got it damn right.

      Most of all explosions in hard vacuum as shown in scifi movies are wrong. Something just explodes, spews out hot gas, debris, bodies etc and the cloud just collapses back. Why the hell it should?? Gases in vacuum will only expand, there is no force that can make them collapse back as it does during explosion in atmosphere, where it is due to lot of thermodynamic and kinetic reasons.

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    9. Re:NO DADDY NO by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      "and the force of whatever mass in the weapon isn't converted to energy, obviously."

      ???

      Uh...not so obviously, really. Never heard of the equation e=m x gamma(u) x c^2? Even with a surface detonation, you'll have a hemisphere of energy hitting the surface. And depending on the composition of the asteroid, you might create a huge release of (sub)surface gasses (like the one NASA hit recently), which would only add to the change in momentum/velocity.

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    10. Re:NO DADDY NO by Decaff · · Score: 1

      But I would think that the lack of an atmosphere would prevent most of the heat damage (poor conductivity), and eliminate most of the shockwave.

      For a nuclear explosion conductivity of heat by the atmosphere is irrelevant. The heat comes directly as radiation from the heat of the fission and fusion materials in the bomb. Close up, the shock wave (if in an atmosphere) would be travelling faster than the speed of sound so there would be no time for conduction of heat by the atmosphere.

      In the footage I've seen of nuclear tests, it looks like most of the physical damage comes from the high-speed shockwave travelling through the air.

      This is a good point, but there are other factors too: If a bomb was buried in an asteroid the entire energy of the bomb could be used to deflect the object: there could well be a jet or lump of material thrown off the side of the asteroid, which would help the process.

    11. Re:NO DADDY NO by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now why do special effects people make explosions make noise in a vacuum in sci-fi movies, shows, etc.


      Because it would be stupid without any sound. Go ahead and watch the space-battle-scenes in Star Wars/Trek with sound off if it bothers you so much. You would notice after 5 seconds that it would take about 80% of the coolness away from the battle-scenes.

      Battle of Endor with no sound? Starfleet vs. Borg Cube in First Contact with no sound? Battle-scenes in Babylon 5 with no sound? Maybe it's unrealistic, but I prefer them WITH sound, thankyouverymuch!
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    12. Re:NO DADDY NO by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      This is a good point, but there are other factors too: If a bomb was buried in an asteroid the entire energy of the bomb could be used to deflect the object: there could well be a jet or lump of material thrown off the side of the asteroid, which would help the process.

      So we're going to fill an asteroid with copies of Gigli?

    13. Re:NO DADDY NO by danielrose · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sorry, you are wrong.
      The president says it's NUKULAR, not nuclear, and he must be right, because you'd look like a real dickhead saying NUKULAR instead of nuclear time after time if it was the wrong word.

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    14. Re:NO DADDY NO by Ugly+American · · Score: 1

      My layman's understanding is that a nuclear warhead produces energy in the form of X-rays; air tends to absorb them, producing a fireball and overpressure wave. In space the warhead would impart its energy to the asteroid directly, vaporizing a portion of its surface and (hopefully) providing enough of an impulse to prevent it from hitting the earth. So at least as I understand it, a nuclear weapon should be just as effective in space as it would be in an atmosphere.

      Disclaimer: I opted for marine biology instead of physics. Take the above with a grain of sea salt.

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    15. Re:NO DADDY NO by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Umm, you're kidding, right?

      Nope. The reason they won't work in a vacuum is that any blast is minimized by the fact that there is no means of conducting the pressure changes. The air isn't needed for the explosion.

    16. Re:NO DADDY NO by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Maybe, maybe not. That will only work if the entire body is hard and dense throughout. If any of the material is loose or porous, you'll just compress it a bit.

      Don't believe what you see in movies.

    17. Re:NO DADDY NO by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      Go watch the new series of Battlestar Galactica - the space combat is much better done, with no sounds except those originating in the craft where the POV is currently located. It's eerie but good.

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    18. Re:NO DADDY NO by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      If any of the material is loose or porous, you'll just compress it a bit.

      Or form a crater?

    19. Re:NO DADDY NO by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Star Wars is much much better without the sound. It's better still if you turn off the picture as well.

    20. Re:NO DADDY NO by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Funny, but I always thought that turning the whole thing into an Orion vehicle would be more fruitful.

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    21. Re:NO DADDY NO by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      In the absence of a pressure-conducting medium, explosives (even with their own oxidizers) will basically just burn in a vacuum. There's no explosion, because there's nothing to carry the shock wave.

    22. Re:NO DADDY NO by shpoffo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, I am so tired of hearing peopel say there is no noise from an explosion in a vaccuum. Have you every HEARD an explosion in outer space? NO, you've never even been there and no one has even SEEN something blow up in outer space - so dont' tell me you *know* it doens't make noise....
       
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    23. Re:NO DADDY NO by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      They were suggesting using the thing to burrow into a body and then detonate, so you would certainly form some sort of cavity on the interior - sort of like a full-sphere crater, I imagine.

    24. Re:NO DADDY NO by sparkie · · Score: 1

      Put a firecracker on your hand, and let it blow up ON your hand. A little burn...

      Now, repeat this test only this time, put the firecracker in the palm of your hand, and then close your hand around it making a fist.

      This time, your fingers will be blown off.

      That's why they drilled '20 miles' into the comet / asteroid / meteor / moving space rock

    25. Re:NO DADDY NO by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

      I could have sworn I have heard raptor cannon fire when the camera POV was in space.

    26. Re:NO DADDY NO by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Ah well of course if you don't have anything to blow up, there isn't much point in using explosives...

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    27. Re:NO DADDY NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't you wind up w/ some sound inside the spacecraft when the shockwave from the explosion hit its outer surface?

    28. Re:NO DADDY NO by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      While galactica is not completely realistic, particularly when small fighters are flying around a solar system - a realistic scale of it would make for boring TV - but it is in most respects orders of magnitude more realistic than what has gone before, and it is all the better for it.

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    29. Re:NO DADDY NO by Retric · · Score: 1

      The explosive is the medium. H-Bomb reactions are so fast that the pressure is irrelevant to the explosion. The operate by creating a high temperature high pressure area that is so far above atmospheric pressure that it's irrelevant.

      A modern H-bomb is basically an Oxidized Explosion > Supper critical fission reaction > Fusion Reaction > More fission from all those neutrons.

      PS: Yes, for optimal yield it's useful to know if your going to detonate in space but it's not that big a deal.

    30. Re:NO DADDY NO by Kizor · · Score: 1

      That Star * battles work much better with sound might just have something to do with the way they're designed to use sound effects as integral parts of the experience. Others (far fewer, mind you) use the lack of sound to heighten tension or as an eerie or alien element. The former is better suited to light shows and action, the latter to drama.

      Now, what I'd like to see is a soundless space battle where the "camera" moves freely around the carnage and at one point dives through a damaged ship, briefly replacing the silence with a cacophony of klaxons, crackles and yells before it reaches the other end and all is quiet again. Suprise 'em with the unfamiliar.

    31. Re:NO DADDY NO by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Actually, even if you just detonated it on the surface, you would probably vaporize a large chunk of the rock. That alone if carefully placed might be enough to cause an orbital instability.

      Plus the radiation and thermal energy is going to warm half of the object, and that might result in outgassing that imparts some thrust to it, especially if the object is comprised significantly of water or other frozen liquids.

      Honestly I'm not sure anyone knows exactly what a nuclear detonation would do to an asteroid, and it's only through experiment that we're going to find out.

      What I've wondered though is whether it's a better idea to use a nuclear weapon to deflect an asteroid, or just use some mass-based collision device. At the speeds we're talking about, an asteroid hitting a (relative to the earth frame) stationary object of significant mass is going to seem like a nuclear detonation. I guess it becomes a question of whether it's easier to position a small mass of plutonium and explosives in front of it, or a larger mass of some inert material.

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    32. Re:NO DADDY NO by had+a+lobotomy · · Score: 1

      "The reason they won't work in a vacuum is that any blast is minimized by the fact that there is no means of conducting the pressure changes. The air isn't needed for the explosion."

      Partially

      If the explosion is far away than the effects will be minimal because as was stated there is no medium (air) to conduct the pressure from the detonation to the acceptor body (asteroid).

      Both conventional and nuclear detonations near the asteriod would effect the trajectory of that body. A near nuclear detonation would impart enough energy (heat via x-rays & gamma rays) to dislodge and break up the sections of the asteriod and cause them to fly away at speed. Noting Newton's 1st law (equal and opposite reaction) we know that the energy (scalar value (1/2)mv^2) and the direction (vector) can be resolved into a single net force (of the dislodged particles) TOWARD the side of the body that the detonation was on. The equal an opposite force would be imparted to the body in the direction AWAY from the detonation; thus affecting it's trajectory.

      If a conventional (chemical) explosion is very close than some of the same effects above (abeit at a smaller scale) take place, but a chemical explosion creates its own medium to transfer energy. High explosives (TNT, RDX, whatever) contain oxygen in their chemical composition so there is no need for external air. Since an chemical explosion is just the very fast (supersonic [at STP to avoid that discussion]) conversion of a solid into a gas, that expanding gas then becomes the medium to transfer energy to the asteriod.

    33. Re:NO DADDY NO by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

      If a nuclear bomb explodes in space and nobody is around to hear it explode, does it make a sound?

  5. you wait, they'll have the last laugh by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 1

    ...when that big one comes flying by to send us up, the ESA will be there to save. Armageddon (the movie) anyone?

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  6. Crash? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is this simply a kamikazee run? I did not read anything to make me think otherwise. I seriously question the science of this... being able to calculate the change in direction should only be complicate by not knowing the exact mass of the asteroid.

    I would think something like white paint (using the reflective properties to move the asteroid) would be more interesting. Slower, for sure, but much more effective over a period of months or years.

    Is there something to this mission that I am missing?

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    1. Re:Crash? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Is this simply a kamikazee run? I did not read anything to make me think otherwise. I seriously question the science of this...

      Is there something to this mission that I am missing?

      Only the facts of how they plan on moving the asteroid.

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    2. Re:Crash? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Only the facts of how they plan on moving the asteroid.

      Care to enlighten me?

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    3. Re:Crash? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      I would think something like white paint (using the reflective properties to move the asteroid) would be more interesting. Slower, for sure, but much more effective over a period of months or years.

      That is one possible way to move an asteroid. What they're trying is another.

      How bout we try both, so that if we ever REALLY have to do it, we'll have some clue as to what works better.

    4. Re:Crash? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      I just think that smashing something into an asteroid could easily be calculated. I don't see what the complications are. We are dealing with very simple physics here. Unless they are working on their ability to HIT the asteroid, I am not sure what they hope to learn.

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    5. Re:Crash? by republican+gourd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, the possible deflection of an object of a given mass and velocity when struck with another object can be calculated. But you miss lots of other important information if you ignore real world tests. Just off the top of my head:

      1) You assume that the target object is solid enough to resist being broken into multiple pieces. It does no good to deflect a small chunk of the object while the main mass continues on its normal course.

      2) If you are planning on hitting an object enough to deflect it, you need... a bit of practice. The targetting, propulsion and all other such systems are just as big a part of this test as anything else. All the mathematics in the world won't help you play pool with a bad cue.

      3) Is a collision with an asteroid likely to be elastic? Will the striking object bounce off of the target or embed itself within it? These are very different models as far as where the force goes.

      4) As a side effect, you get more information along the lines of the previous Deep Impact probe.

    6. Re:Crash? by rafemonkey · · Score: 1

      The big problem is not that they don't know the mass, but rather that they're not sure of the composition or structural integrity of asteroids. Maybe they are poorly cemented balls of rock, in which case slamming a rocket into one will just shake it up rather than move it. Each asteriod is likely to be slightly different, and in enough ways that it's pretty tricky to model. Of course, the bright students will notice the flaw in this reasoning... all this test will prove is that they could (or could not) deflect a certain asteroid (and maybe shed some light on the possibility of deflecting others that seem similar). Unfourtunately this doesn't tell us too much about our chances of deflecting the one that ends up having our name on it.

    7. Re:Crash? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >> We are dealing with very simple physics here.

      You've never played nine-ball for money have you? Banging one object into another doesn't always have predictable results.

    8. Re:Crash? by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Funny
      I would think something like white paint (using the reflective properties to move the asteroid) would be more interesting.
      Ladies and gentlemen, we have here a person who literally thinks that watching paint dry is more interesting than watching an explosion. Sir, I wish you good luck in finding a circus capable of handling your freakishness.
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    9. Re:Crash? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      ir, I wish you good luck in finding a circus capable of handling your freakishness.

      I have. It is called "Slashdot".

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    10. Re:Crash? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      1) Biggest problem as far as I can see, we may become experts at shooting solid cored bodies in space, but would still be bolloxed with a "fragile" mass.

      2) We almost routinely manage to shoot spacecraft into orbit around other planets.
      This requires great precision and skill, being slightly off will cause the craft to either skim the atmosphere and shoot off into space, or burn up in it. We have also performed a number of rendezvous with asteroids and comets in the past. This I believe is the "easiest" part of the mission.

      3) Whether it is deflected or absorbed is almost irrelevant, the collision MUST cause a deflection, and that deflection is always going to be opposite to the impact vector.

      4) Lets just hope the cameras are focused this time.

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    11. Re:Crash? by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      You've never played nine-ball for money have you? Banging one object into another doesn't always have predictable results.

      Ahh, but they are predictable IF all the variables are known. By all the variables, I mean even the effect of your sweaty fingerprints on the balls from the last time they were racked. There are numerous effects to contend with on the billiard table, many of which are not very well known, or under our control. Those who can guess well, or have some sense of those effects are the ones we call champions. And knowing your own table is a large advantage too, because you know the exact amount of bounce from the cushions, and how it varies over the location on the table. I'm pretty fair on my own table, but only just average on the average bar table that has had little or no maintainance other than a fresh rug every 5 years or so.

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    12. Re:Crash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the mathematics in the world won't help you play pool with a bad cue.
      ...and you definitely don't want to put the ball in the wrong pocket.

    13. Re:Crash? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      You've never passed a class in basic physics, much less published a paper on the physics of pool have you (actually i haven't done the second either, but I have read the paper. interesting stuff, lemme see if i can find it...damn, nope, not on arxiv). At anyrate, the point is the balls do very much behave predictably, according to very well defined rules of physics. Just because you lack the information to accurately determine their future states does not mean they behave unpredictably.

    14. Re:Crash? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      >> You've never passed a class in basic physics

      Actually, I got 96% in 'basic physics', but don't let that stop you from talking out of your ass. This is slashdot after all.

    15. Re:Crash? by rachit · · Score: 1

      I think one application that a lot of us are not seeing here (other than defense against planet-killers) is asteroid mining.

      1. Find an asteroid thats going to swing close to earth.
      2. Deflect it so it orbits the earth.
      3. Mine it.
      4. Profit!!!

    16. Re:Crash? by PakProtector · · Score: 1, Informative
      Just because you lack the information to accurately determine their future states does not mean they behave unpredictably.

      I'd say the fact that I can't predict something's behaviour (accurately determine) makes it unpredictable, wouldn't you?

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    17. Re:Crash? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Haha. Fair enough. Nonetheless my point still stands. The balls in a billiards game follow distinct, verifiable, and most importantly predictable rules. Just because you lack the information to make use of those rules, does not mean the balls behave unpredictably.

    18. Re:Crash? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another one: in space, things impacted will spin unless they are hit exactly in line with their center of mass. Your energy intended for deflection might just spin the object up.

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    19. Re:Crash? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, and no. Yes to your exact question, no to your implied extension of its meaning. In the case of pool, we know all the specific rules under which the balls behave. The behavoir is predictable. We can predict their exact motion given sufficient information about the initial state of the system. In the case of people, we do not have basic mathematical relationships detailing how they behave. However, there is a difference between truly unpredictable (i.e. random) and unpredictable in the weaker sense that we simply lack the knowledge necessary to make the relevant prediction. These are not the same thing.

    20. Re:Crash? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Don't they read Don Quihote in the US? I guess they do not...

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    21. Re:Crash? by Fallus+Shempus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whether it is deflected or absorbed greatly affects the outcome
      of the experiment.

      Mainly because they need to know how much energy they need
      to deflect the asteroid, a deflected explosive may need to
      more energetic, where an embeded explosive runs more risk
      of breaking it up.
      They need to know what will happen.

    22. Re:Crash? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      i really hate people like you. You read one slashdot generalised article summary, and suddenly you are questioning the science of a plan put together by some of the smartest physicists. Isn't it more likely that you just don't understand the whole plan yet, and that if you spent a few weeks going over it all carefully, you might have a better idea for it. Either that, or just shut the fuck up.

    23. Re:Crash? by simtel · · Score: 1

      They would be unpredictable for you. That doesn't mean that it can't be done. For example, I shall now use my prodigious /. intellect to predict...

      White ball, corner pocket. /I meant to do that.

    24. Re:Crash? by gauge+boson · · Score: 1
      If you RTFA, you'll see that they spell it out. Short version: they send a big ol' block of metal (Hidalgo) hurling through space and slam it into a rock. Or, as they say in TFA:
      Don Quijote is a NEO deflection test mission based entirely on conventional spacecraft technologies. It would comprise two spacecraft - one of them (Hidalgo) impacting an asteroid at a very high relative speed while a second one (Sancho) would arrive earlier at the same asteroid and remain in its vicinity before and after the impact to measure the variation on the asteroid's orbital parameters, as well as to study the object.
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    25. Re:Crash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boyfriend break up with you again?

    26. Re:Crash? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Banging one object into another doesn't always have predictable results.

      It got me two kids and I had predicted that pretty easily.

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    27. Re:Crash? by waamaral · · Score: 1

      I think you should quit playing nine-ball with quantums, they make very fun games, but it gets very annoying when they start jumping off the table.

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    28. Re:Crash? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      No they are not exactly predictable. It is impossible to know exactly where something is and where it is moving at the same time.

      Now the AVERAGE is perfectly predictable if you factor in enough variables, but the exact position is not something we can know.

    29. Re:Crash? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      "Unless they are working on their ability to HIT the asteroid"

      Do you think that could possibly, maybe, somehow be a large part of what they intend to achieve with this experiment ?

      Having not studied this asteroid in a lab and not having 100% accurate schematic diagrams of it's composition and architecture it would actually be very hard to predict exactly what will happen when it's hit by a probe and would therefore be interesting to see what does in fact happen.

    30. Re:Crash? by LandKurt · · Score: 1

      3) Is a collision with an asteroid likely to be elastic? Will the striking object bounce off of the target or embed itself within it? These are very different models as far as where the force goes.

      Everyone seems to be assuming this is a trivial exercise because the collision is simple to model. I suspect it is much more complicated than a simple elastic or inelastic collision.

      In an elastic collision the energy of the relative velocity of the two bodies rebounds and pushes them apart with the same speed. With an inelastic collision the energy is absorbed by the two bodies (as deformation and heat) and the end up with zero relative velocity. But with the relative velocity involved with orbital collisions, the energy involved tends to vaporize the colliding body and cause a powerful explosion. So rather than a small body rebounding with its original speed you get a large cloud of plasma and debris exploding off the surface of the larger body including a lot of mass that was originally part of the larger body.

      So I expect there are a lot of questions to answer about how much mass at what speed would be ejected by the collision with an asteroid. How much of the collision energy would go into accelerating the ejecta and causing a reaction that would move the asteroid and how much would go into heat and radiate away?

    31. Re:Crash? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I'd say the fact that I can't predict something's behaviour (accurately determine) makes it unpredictable, wouldn't you?

      It would if you were the only thing capable of making predictions. Luckily we have millions of people and computers, if any subset of them can predict it then it is predictable.

    32. Re:Crash? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      It is impossible to know exactly where something is and where it is moving at the same time.

      You are trying to apply particle physics to something substantially larger. It is possible to know how large something is and how fast it is moving with enough accuracy to make these calculations doable.

      The heisenerg uncertainty principle does not apply.

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    33. Re:Crash? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      No, the uncertainty principal does apply. You cannot know exactly where the ball is because you cannot know exactly where each particle in the ball is.

      You can however know where the Average position of all the particles in the ball are, with enough precision to make macro predictions on the positions. Those micro uncertainties do effect how the ball moves, but only on a micro level, so long as you don't try to do your macro calculations to extreme precision you can say where the ball is, in a mannor that is close enough for your use. Don't try to get more precise than your instruments are though or your calculations will be way off.

      Yes in physics I hated working with frictionless surfaces too.

    34. Re:Crash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey dummy, thanks for the insight.

    35. Re:Crash? by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the ghost of Jackie Gleason, who did all his own trick shots in the movie about Minnesota Fats where he played Minnesota Fats. There wasn't any standin there my friend, and I've seen him do it on live tv several times too. Yes, he can miss, but the one ball in each pocket trick while bouncing the cue ball off a closed pack of book matches was his at least 75% of the time, first shot. I was decent in past years, on my own table, but to even think of playing in the same building with folks of his talent when I was at my peak 30 years ago was a waste of my time, because I wasn't watching the likes of him instead, trying to learn.

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    36. Re:Crash? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Sure: Hey Jackie Cleason, you do not know exactly where that ball is going, nor do you know exactly where it is.

      Of course his response (if he understands physics) is: That is okay, because I don't need something exact. I know an average to enough precision for my needs.

  7. What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...if they blow it off course in the wrong direction?

    1. Re:What happens... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

      We all die.

      Seriously, though. If you read the article, you would know that they picked an asteroid that will never cross the earth's path (more than 1AU from sun at all times). The tiny nudge would be like hitting Pavorati with a spit ball. Not nearly enough to make it an earth killer.

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    2. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best laid plans...

    3. Re:What happens... by ozTravman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they will conduct scale model tests with Pavorati and spit balls.

    4. Re:What happens... by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      "Pavarotti", not "Pavorati".

    5. Re:What happens... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      What happens ... if they blow it off course in the wrong direction?

      Multiple answers:

      ALIENS: "Game over, man, game over!"

      LAST STARFIGHTER: *bzzt* "We die."

      YOSEMITE SAM: "Say yer prayers, varmint."

      MARVIN THE MARTIAN: "The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds."

      Do you feel better now?

    6. Re:What happens... by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Funny

      I like the idea, however, that there is something we could hit Pavarotti with that would make him an Earth-killer. Gamma radiation, perhaps?

      "Pavarotti SMASH!!! "

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    7. Re:What happens... by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      Is anyone else considering the possibility that this asteroid actually is on a collision course with Earth, and they don't want to panic us? Paranoia hats on, everyone.

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    8. Re:What happens... by RoLi · · Score: 2, Informative
      Is anyone else considering the possibility that this asteroid actually is on a collision course with Earth, and they don't want to panic us? Paranoia hats on, everyone.

      Oh yeah, sure. ESA and NASA keep this collision secret because:

      • They prefer to risk their lifes with a budget-quenching mission rather than make damn sure with 2,3 or more redundant missions.
      • They don't want the funding they would get in face with such a collision

      Also, this is ESA. There isn't nearly as much useless secrecy in Europe than in the USA.

    9. Re:What happens... by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      There isn't nearly as much useless secrecy in Europe than in the USA.

      Maybe we're just better at deceiving our minions, sorry citizens :-)

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    10. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I for one hope that they do have the budget for 2 or 3 redundant missions so that they have a chance to undo what they do in case they somehow screw up and to cause this hunk'o'rock to come spiraling our way.

    11. Re:What happens... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      o'mice an' men
      Gang aft a-gley

    12. Re:What happens... by k12linux · · Score: 1

      This just in: We have a late breaking intergalactic news story.

      Today, the citizens of earth have set themselves on a course leading to the destruction of their planet and the end of their species. Scientists from the Rizer system confirm that earthlings nudged an asteroid from the course it was placed on by the PSPG (Primitive Species Preservation Group.) The new course will subject the asteroid to various gravitational fields of other celestial objects ending with unavoidable impacts to the planet from at least three asteroids and a comet over the next 500 earth years.

      Normaly the PSPG would just correct the orbits of other bodies as neccessary to prevent the destruction of a populated planet. Unfortunately earth is not yet advanced enough to become a member of the United Worlds Consortium at this time. (See sidebar.)

      UWC laws do not permit interference with the actions of non-member worlds. According to UWC commissioner Flark, "Because the earth altered the course of the asteroid the PSPG can not and will not correct it's orbit. Nor can we alter the orbits of any other celestial object which could interact with it."

      The IHTC (Intergalactic Hyperspace Tourism Council) would like to remind everyone that this may be their last chance for a trip to earth. Chairman Vorzok cautions visitors to "remember to limit your visit to unpopulated areas. It's fine for earthlings to belive that some of their rural inhabitants are crazy but verifiable sightings could be viewed by authorities as intefering with the species." Vorzok also asks that visitors "keep cattle rendings to a minimum."

      (Sidebar:)
      UWC laws declare that a planet may not obtain membership until they have met these minium criteria:
      - The dominant species on the planet must colonize an off-planet body and maintain the colony for at least 3 UTP years.
      - War, famine and poverty must be virtually eliminated on the planet.
      - The species must develope or fully understand the concepts needed for hyperspace (or other faster-than-light) travel.

  8. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if the asteroid is the size of texas? Is the rocket strong enough to knock something that large off it's course?

    1. Re:hmm by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Provided that it is two dimentional, then sure...

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  9. lets try.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sending two amadillos with nukes like in armagedon.

  10. Liv Tyler? by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll go if Liv Tyler is waiting upon my return (although when I get back she will be a bit old).
    FTA: On 19 December 2004 MN4, an asteroid of about 400 m, lost since its discovery six months earlier, was observed again and its orbit was computed. It immediately became clear that the chances that it could hit the Earth during a close encounter in 2029 were unusually high. As the days passed the probability did not decrease and the asteroid became notorious for surpassing all previous records in the Torino and Palermo impact risk scales - scales that measure the risk of an asteroid impact just as the Richter scale quantifies the size of an earthquake.
    It is funny what we never think of- every night while we sleep there are so many people keeping us safe- Call me a geek, but astronomers are unsung heroes. I am glad someone is worried about destruction of the Earth...

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    1. Re:Liv Tyler? by metlin · · Score: 1

      I am glad someone is worried about destruction of the Earth...

      Me too!

      *sticks pinky to his mouth*

    2. Re:Liv Tyler? by servognome · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is funny what we never think of- every night while we sleep there are so many people keeping us safe- Call me a geek, but astronomers are unsung heroes.

      Yeah, like the guy at the water treatment facility - who keeps us from plague, or the fed-ex guy- who transports vital medical supplies, or the building inspector- who ensures our structures don't collapse on us, or the guy who draws those warning pictures - so we don't accidently eat our Shuffles, or telephone sanitizers.

      Astronomers do an important job, but calling them unsung heroes is a little much. If they volunteer to be stuffed in a cannon and shot at the asteroid to deflect its path, then i'd call them heroes.

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    3. Re:Liv Tyler? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd disagree...simply knowing when we're all gonna die is not of great importance if there is nothing you can do to stop it. But give me a way to stop asteroid strikes on earth..... and yeah astronomers would then be hero's :) (not trying to debase astronomers but being characterized as hero's saving the earth is not quite accurate)

    4. Re:Liv Tyler? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If they volunteer to be stuffed in a cannon and shot at the asteroid to deflect its path, then i'd call them heroes.
      That Baron Munchausen is a real hero.
    5. Re:Liv Tyler? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I would call them suicide bombers.

    6. Re:Liv Tyler? by tgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      OT but if you think building inspectors are the good guys, you've clearly never done any major remodelling.

      Instead of "unsung hero", lets instead call them "territorial demon-spawn".

      And yes, moderators. Thats "insightful" or "funny (in a sad kind of way)" if you've been through that before. "off-topic" if you haven't.

    7. Re:Liv Tyler? by mikefe · · Score: 1

      or the fed-ex guy- who transports vital medical supplies

      Care to guess just how fucked we would be if they used UPS?

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    8. Re:Liv Tyler? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If they volunteer to be stuffed in a cannon and shot at the asteroid to deflect its path, then i'd call them heroes.


      now THAT would be waaaay funner to watch than paint drying or an explosion!
    9. Re:Liv Tyler? by crabpeople · · Score: 1
      everyone knows the real heros are the IT staff anyways.
       

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  11. The public will get to view the event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... but can only watch it in black and white vector graphics, and have to pay $0.25 to view it.

    1. Re:The public will get to view the event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have to pay. I play the OS X Dashboard widget version of the game.

  12. Artist's conceptions of spacecraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...are located here. Looks kind of odd.

  13. Dateline 27 September 2159 by DavidRawling · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, the asteroid deflected in 2008 by the European Space Agency has been confirmed as hitting Earth in December this year, with an expected impact point near Switzerland.

    It's been nice knowing you folks.

    1. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      or what if the deflected comet strikes some alien planet and they somehow put 2 and 2 together and track it back to us.

      They think it was an act of war then show up and melt our faces. Thanks a lot NASA. You're tax dollars at work.

    2. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by awtbfb · · Score: 1

      I wonder what percentage of us thought roughly the same thing upon reading this summary. Probably a good metric of whether you belong here.

    3. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not funny and highly unlikely. This post doesn't do anything else than to repeat paranoid slashot posts.

    4. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

      That's preposterous. If we have the ability to deflect an asteroid in 2008, surely we have the ability to do so in 2159.

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    5. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      European Space Agency

    6. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by TekPolitik · · Score: 0, Troll
      That's preposterous. If we have the ability to deflect an asteroid in 2008, surely we have the ability to do so in 2159.

      Not when you factor in the likely effect of certain White House policies - if WWIII doesn't get us, and global infrastructure survives climate change well enough to support continued space flight, then scientists are likely to be burned at the stake as heretics in the new dark ages.

    7. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      n other news, the asteroid deflected in 2008 by the European Space Agency has been confirmed as hitting Earth in December this year, with an expected impact point near Switzerland.

      Lets try that again please. Somehow, you've contrived to have it hit us at least 3 years before it was deflected. This is, in case you've not seen a calendar lately, 2005 (yet).

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    8. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by zephc · · Score: 1

      Unless the damn dirty apes have taken over by then.

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    9. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Almost-Retired meet Subect Line; Subject Line, Almost-Retired.

    10. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by kiore · · Score: 1

      Last I checked 2159 was planned to occur after 2008 which is, in turn, after 2005.

    11. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, if you're going to make fun of someone, you should make sure that you're correct first..

      Re:Dateline 27 September 2159

      Seriously how did you miss that.. it you hit reply it says the subject title in big, bold letters.

    12. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 1
      Tek,

      If I had mod points I'd have modded you up. Lucky for me I read with troll and flamebait +5. I think a new dark ages is too likely.

    13. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by yo303 · · Score: 1
      If we have the ability to deflect an asteroid in 2008, surely we have the ability to do so in 2159.
      That's what they said about commercial supersonic jetliners(*), and landing men on the moon.

      yo.

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    14. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Well in 2159 we'll know how to deflect the asteroid but we won't have anything left to fuel the rocket with.

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    15. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Aussie · · Score: 1

      Somehow, you've contrived to have it hit us at least 3 years before it was deflected.

      Sounds like Almost-Retired should hurry that retirement along.

    16. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hate to write a me-too comment, but I think the article was leading to that kind of thinking. I thought about it 4 paragraphs down.

    17. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swizerland isn't a member of EU so let them eat rocks.

    18. Re:Dateline 27 September 2159 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linear time. What a quaint concept.

  14. But what about.... by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Funny

    my horoscope... this could immeasurably ruin my life!! Don't these insensitive rock-et science clods know they could end up making it so I never meet a woman?

    1. Re:But what about.... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Oh wait!! After 32 years of rejection, maybe this will be a GOOD thing? Yeah, alright! I'm going to get lucky .... in 2029.... maybe... fsck! space exploration is SLOWWWW

    2. Re:But what about.... by pseudochaotic · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're so worried about your chances of meeting a woman, you posted to slashdot about it. -_- Right.

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  15. are we sure about that? by layer3switch · · Score: 0, Redundant

    we can't even project to Moon without gravitation force guiding our way, how are we to know which way the detered astroid will head toward after?

    Are we that competent already?

    Doesn't sound like a brilight idea to push rocks around in the space...

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    1. Re:are we sure about that? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Hu? We've succesfully ploted satallite course that do very near flybys of several planets in a row. We can accuratly project where and astroid will go, problem is projections start to get a bit hazy after 20 years out. And this is mainly due to not knowing its exact mass, as well as unpredicable random forces (small astroids, sun flares etc)

  16. Oh my... by flav0rc0untry · · Score: 1

    I just hope they don't shoot back.

  17. Finally our US sattelites... by deft · · Score: 1

    Have something interesting to target... a sattelite packed with explosives.

    Fire up the lazers! (and yes, our hunter killer lazer sattelites are code named doplin 1, and dolphin 2.) We are not without a deadly sense of humor!

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    1. Re:Finally our US sattelites... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Hunter-Killer dolphins. This is more funny than you thought?

  18. Now we just need to wait.. by Uplore · · Score: 1

    For another crackpot astrologer to sue for this 'celestial vandalism'..

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  19. Fighting windmills? by ReformedExCon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Surely they should have chosen a name that implied success rather than invoke the name of a hopeless romantic who is known for fighting the inevitable.

    And they could have spelled it correctly: Don Quixote.

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    1. Re:Fighting windmills? by Sephiriz · · Score: 1

      I'm not totally sure, but in different languages isn't the spelling slightly changed? Or perhaps the ESA intended some sort of pun, of which I'm totally unaware of. Or, as you suggested, a lack of spelling ability.

    2. Re:Fighting windmills? by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And they could have spelled it correctly: Don Quixote.

      http://www.aache.com/quijote/

      rj

    3. Re:Fighting windmills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And they could have spelled it correctly: Don Quixote. Not really. ESA is a consortium paid by 17 Member States. While their working language is probably English (in Europe you can't really know, with these pesky Frenchies), the names of the missions are in other languages. "Don Quijote" is the right spelling in modern Spanish.

    4. Re:Fighting windmills? by ReformedExCon · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's funny since the original text has it spelled Quixote: http://csdl.tamu.edu/cgi-bin/shuehu/qbrowse/qb?POR C=P&NO=1

      I wonder when they decided to change the spelling.

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    5. Re:Fighting windmills? by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Oh, I dunno...sometime in the last four hundred years, I suppose. Maybe around the time they were adding the "e" to Shakespear.

      rj

    6. Re:Fighting windmills? by servognome · · Score: 4, Informative

      I wonder when they decided to change the spelling.

      Change from Old Spanish to Modern Spanish. X had the "heh" sound (as in Mexico), but has transitioned to a "sh" sound (as in Ixtacihuatl)/"gs" sound as in explorar. Words have changed to reflect the new usage, but names proper names are blurry, so you will see Mexico, Mejico; Xavier, Javier; Quijote, Quixote

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    7. Re:Fighting windmills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny since the original text has it spelled Quixote: http://csdl.tamu.edu/cgi-bin/shuehu/qbrowse/qb?POR C=P&NO=1

      I wonder when they decided to change the spelling.
       


      Because languages evolve. 'El Quijote' was written 400 years ago and a lot of the words (if not all) which had an 'x' in the middle at that time, now have a 'g' or a 'j' (with the same phonetic sound). e.g.: parexa -> pareja, coraxe -> coraje.

    8. Re:Fighting windmills? by Tarrio · · Score: 2, Informative

      In modern Spanish, the gentleman's name is Don Quijote (the X was pronounced in the same way as J is pronounced now -- that's why Mexico, Texas and Oaxaca are pronounced as "Méjico", "Tejas" and "Oajaca" in Spanish).

      And the reason for the naming is simple: one spacecraft (the Hidalgo -- Don Quijote himself) will ram the asteroid (a windmill) while the other one (Sancho) looks from afar.

    9. Re:Fighting windmills? by Aimak · · Score: 2, Informative
      And they could have spelled it correctly: Don Quixote.

      Excuse me Sir. I think you are mistaking here.

      It's a Spanish book what you are referring to. The mission was conceived by spaniards, and the main contractor is Spanish. They have chosen to use the Spanish spelling: Don Quijote.

    10. Re:Fighting windmills? by orzetto · · Score: 1

      I'll add that in Mexico, using the form "Mejico" is highly controversial, as it is seen as "colonialism". Among the arguments for maintaining the "Mexico" form, the ludicrous one that foreigners would mispronounce "Mejico" (everybody mispronounces Mexico already...). Anyway, it's as controversial as gun control in the US or spelling in Norway, according to what I read.

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    11. Re:Fighting windmills? by swillden · · Score: 1

      X had the "heh" sound (as in Mexico), but has transitioned to a "sh" sound (as in Ixtacihuatl)/"gs" sound as in explorar.

      Yes, but the story is actually more interesting than that. Many of the native languages in the area now called Mexico had a sound sort of half way between the Spanish jota ('j', like the American 'h' sound but with the back of the tounge higher in the mouth to make a "harder" sound) and the English "sh". Spanish-speaking explorers rendered that sound as an 'x' whereas English-speaking explorers rendered it as an "sh". For example, the part of Mexico known as Oaxaca was called Washaca by a British explorer whose name escapes me. Both Oaxaca (with x said as the "hard" Spanish h) and Washaca were attempts to render the native word, in which the middle sound is like the Spanish jota with the front of the tongue lifted as well, to add the sibilance.

      Many, many place names in Mexico (including Mexico itself) contain an 'x' that represents this common sound.... Ixtacihuatl, Ixtapa, Tuxtepec, Xalapa, etc. In some cases when the sound was followed by a 't', the Spaniards rendered it as 'ch', such as Tenochtitlán. In these cases, the 'ch' is also more properly said as the sh-ish sound.

      I hadn't noticed that the sound of 'x' in Spanish had changed, myself. If it has, I'd guess it's probably the influence of the Aztec, Mayan and related languages on Spanish. I had a fascinating opportunity to talk to some Mexicans from villages deep in the Mexican jungle, where many of the oldest people did not speak Spanish at all. They spoke Zapoteco, a native dialect. Some of their children translated for me; the Zapoteco speakers could understand Spanish, but not speak it, and their children could understand Zapoteco, but not speak it, which made for interesting half-Zapoteco, half-Spanish conversations. I noticed among the younger generation who did speak Spanish, a very clear distinction between the 'x' in Zapoteco words (like the name of one village, which I don't recall) and the 'x' or 'j' in purely Spanish words. Sometimes Spanish words got the native sound applied to them (few of these people had more than a half-dozen years of formal schooling, so precise diction and grammar wasn't their strong point), but it was clear that there were two very *different* sounds, even though their "jota" sound was a little muddier than that of an educated Mexican from the cities.

      So, if in fact the Spanish 'x' is turning more 'sh'-like, I expect it's probably from people who are trying to give those native names in the Mexico and Central America (and perhaps South America? I don't know much about that area) their "proper" pronunciation, and that is bleeding over to affect more general usage in the language. That's just a guess, though.

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    12. Re:Fighting windmills? by KevinDean · · Score: 1

      I think it implies due respect for nature. All too often humans seem to think that the natural world is something they manipulate at whim. The ESA is tilting at asteroids hoping to learn something, and their mission name reflects the situation with a little humor and humility.

  20. its good to know the ESA is looking out for earth by doormat · · Score: 0, Troll

    Coz all my govt cares about is blowing other people's nukes out of the sky.

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  21. In case of slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The two target candidates are:

    1. 2002 AT4
    2. France

    1. Re:In case of slashdotting by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 1

      Well, given that the ESA headquarters are in Paris, if they do accidentally (or intentionally) hit France, we won't have to worry about them making any more mistakes...

  22. I would second that... by game+kid · · Score: 1

    ...except she might marry some freakin' king by the time I return from my journey. Damn men, always cockblocking us elves!

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  23. What if...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if we "deflect" it straight into the Earth? ;-)

  24. Whatever happened... by Jeian · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to that crazy Russian lady who claims that stuff like this will mess up her horoscope?

    1. Re:Whatever happened... by UTPinky · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is part of the settlement... NASA is required to re-adjust her horoscope by deflecting 2 astroids in an opposite direction.

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    2. Re:Whatever happened... by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      Her name has been changed to "Don Quijote". I hear she works for the ESA now.

  25. Re:*Bam* Oh crap here it comes!!! by Adrilla · · Score: 1

    FTA: People might wonder whether performing a deflection test, such as that planned for Don Quijote, represents any risk to our planet. What if things go wrong? Could we create a problem, rather than learn how to avoid one?

    Experts world-wide say the answer is no. Even a very dramatic impact of a heavy spacecraft on a small asteroid would only result in a minuscule modification of the object's orbit.

    Target objects can also be selected so that all possible concerns are avoided altogether, by looking into the way the distance between the asteroid's and the Earth's orbits changes with time. If the target asteroid is not an 'Earth crosser', as is the case with NEOs in the 'Amor' class (which have orbits with perihelion distance well in excess of 1 AU), testing a deflection manoeuvre represents no risk to the Earth.
    So in other words, no need to worry. Go along with your daily routine as usual.

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  26. Re:*Bam* Oh crap here it comes!!! by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    The scientists figured that the solar system is too stable - in order to justify a space program, they have to engineer some collisions with earth.

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  27. Don Quixote - what a laugh! by necro81 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I often wonder where they get these names for missions from. There are some mission acronyms out there that are so ridiculous, they make you wonder if they didn't start with the abbreviated word first and then fill things in from there.

    In this case, they've decided to name this mission after an old man off his rocker who thought he was a chivalrous knight of old. One of his more famous skirmishes was against a windmill he thought was a giant. Amazingly enough, he only damaged himself when he charged it. Perhaps that is where they have derived their inspiration. Let us hope they have a little more luck.

    1. Re:Don Quixote - what a laugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I often wonder where they get these names for missions from. There are some mission acronyms out there that are so ridiculous, they make you wonder if they didn't start with the abbreviated word first and then fill things in from there.

      Or my theory of Military acronyms: Throwing a hand-full of marbles at a computer's keyboard from across the room and making somehting up from what comes out!

    2. Re:Don Quixote - what a laugh! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they're only expecting a big *poof* followed by the emergence of a largely intact asteroid instead of a Death Star'esque explosion. The name sounds fine to me.

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  28. Re:Great idea by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    Try R'ingTFA.

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  29. Re:*Bam* Oh crap here it comes!!! by RUFFyamahaRYDER · · Score: 1

    *whew*

  30. Hmm... But wait... by Pichu0102 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...Wouldn't the cost of such a test be well into millions of dollars? That sounds expensive for something that is just a test... But I could be wrong.

    Also, never has the quote at the bottom of the screen been so appropriate.

    Oh, wow! Look at the moon!

    1. Re:Hmm... But wait... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "..Wouldn't the cost of such a test be well into millions of dollars?"

      It costs less than an "Oh shit!" down the road.

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    2. Re:Hmm... But wait... by TheComputerMutt.ca · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see why this was modded funny, it's very serious. Testing like this now is essential if we want to have any reliable ability to do things like this in future.

    3. Re:Hmm... But wait... by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      not dollars, euros, this is an ESA project

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  31. OOPS by Brad1138 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What we don't want to hear after a successful deflection....

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  32. Brace for impact! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Brace for another lawsuit from that kooky Russian astrologer.

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  33. I'd deflect her asteroid... by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're interested in asteroid deflection, Jay Melosh has a few ideas.

    Including: "Deploying a giant parabolic mirror to concentrate the sun's rays and vaporize rock on the surface of the asteroid. The vaporized material flies off at high speed and generates a re-coil action that pushes the asteroid, slowly but surely, in the opposite direction."

    Which is great, because the parabolic mirror can double as a way for Bruce Willis to cook and refrigerate his food while he's there.

    1. Re:I'd deflect her asteroid... by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

      I'm also guessing that during its idle time it could be used as a weapon, too. Might be a good enough reason to NOT build it unless definitely needed.

  34. revised standard Don Quixote by bodrell · · Score: 1
    Surely they should have chosen a name that implied success rather than invoke the name of a hopeless romantic who is known for fighting the inevitable.

    And they could have spelled it correctly: Don Quixote.
    I'm sure it's just spelled with a J for the less educated folks who want a modern version they can understand. Shakespeare usually avoids being severely butchered in classroom textbooks, but you can bet they changed a whole lot of V's to U's and a whole lot of F's to S's, so children could at least pronounce the words. Haven't you ever done a double-take when you've seen the word "Congrefs" written on a piece of parchment?

    BTW, I was thinking something along the same lines regarding fighting windmills. I guess they think deflecting an asteroid is a pretty insurmountable task.

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    1. Re:revised standard Don Quixote by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Informative
      ...and a whole lot of F's to S's, so children could at least pronounce the words. Haven't you ever done a double-take when you've seen the word "Congrefs" written on a piece of parchment?

      **wax on** It's not an F. What you see is the "long s". It's how they used to draw an S character since the days of Carolingian Minuscule, from which hand our "Times Roman" eventually derived. You'll note there was no crossbar on the letter in that form - the crossbar distinguished the "f" from the "long s". The form we take as "s" appeared only at the end of the word. Thus, "Congrefs" would have been pronounced "Congress". **wax off**

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    2. Re:revised standard Don Quixote by bodrell · · Score: 1
      **wax on** It's not an F. What you see is the "long s". It's how they used to draw an S character since the days of Carolingian Minuscule, from which hand our "Times Roman" eventually derived. You'll note there was no crossbar on the letter in that form - the crossbar distinguished the "f" from the "long s". The form we take as "s" appeared only at the end of the word. Thus, "Congrefs" would have been pronounced "Congress". **wax off**
      Other than describing the character, as you've done, the closest I can get with this keyboard is "f," even if character in question represents an "s." Likewise, the lowercase Greek character eta looks more like an "n" than an "h" to me. And this strange sucker looks like a Greek beta to me, but is better represented by "ss" than "b:"

      "ß" should not be confused with the lowercase Greek letter beta, which it closely resembles, particularly to the eyes of non-German readers, but to which it is unrelated. Indeed the resemblance is not close enough to enable substitution of the one with the other in typeset material without the result looking extremely unprofessional, comparable to substituting lowercase Greek letter omega for "w" in English text. Any typeset material should use the ß; where that letter is unavailable, the substitution "ss" for "ß" is correct.

      **sand on** Of course, being unprofessional doesn't stop people from using even less appropriate letter substitutions when using 1337-speak, and my point was simply that Spaniards have probably just updated the way they spell Quixote to keep with modern conventions. Since neither "J" nor "X" sounds like "H" in English, there's no reason for us to update the spelling of his name. Neither version corresponds with English spelling conventions. Native English speakers are used to shifting their phonetic conventions based on the etymology of the word, rather than changing the native spelling, which is why most people automatically know the "ci" in "cigar" is pronounced differently from the "ci" in "ciabatta," or that "ph" is pronounced like "f." But an awful lot of people do mispronounce "bruschetta." **sand off**

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  35. Awesome by Liam+Slider · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Great! No really, we need to test out the ability to do this so when we need to do this we can. I hear China also has a planned mission very similar to this. They intent do attempt to change the course of a comet. And we've already demonstrated that we could do such a thing, with Deep Impact (what prompted the Chinese, and likely the ESA as well). True, we didn't change it's course, but if the "object" has been a nuke instead...

    1. Re:Awesome by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Interesting
      True, we didn't change it's course, but if the "object" has been a nuke instead...

      It doesn't have to be a nuke. Read "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" written by an Annapolis grad named Robert Heinlein back in the last century.

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    2. Re:Awesome by eskayp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good to see someone on our planet tending to the immediate threats instead
      of going for more politically productive targets like Mars or the moon.
      Here, in the USA, we haven't even adequately funded the effort to detect
      and track asteroids, let alone deflect or destroy them.
      Until recently amatuer astronomers and a very few dedicated professionals
      have been doing all the heavy lifting, with little or no support from
      our current administration.
      Evidently the people who allocate the funds are too busy starting wars
      and creating tax breaks for their cronies.
      If George Bush would look to the heavens instead of praying to them
      he would find plenty of weapons of mass destruction in earth crossing orbits.

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  36. If it hit land, consider ourselves lucky by lightyear4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it were to impact a landmass, we could consider ourselves lucky. Given the high proportion of water to land on the planet, the odds are overwhelmingly against a land impact. Sure, it happens. Sure, it would suck. A land impact would undoubtedly render complete destruction over a large area, alter local climate, cause all fault-lines to shatter, and reduce the affected area to glowing slag. However, that IS the good news. Now the bad news: Models of an ocean impact suggest the global climate would be upset for decades - if not longer. It would impose near ice-age conditions due to solar energy reflected by the planet-wide clouds caused by the vaporization of several trillion tons of seawater. Muddy, salty rain would destroy the world's breadbaskets. Sunlight might not reach the surface for tens of years.

    ..The implications are enormous, and need not be enumerated; surely the point is made.

    Actions such as these aimed at researching the feasibility of deflection should be supported, not something due scorn. The odds of such a cataclysm occurring in our lifetime are indeed negligible...but surely, being prepared is better than being caught with our pants down.

    Alarmist? Maybe; the course of history will judge.

    1. Re:If it hit land, consider ourselves lucky by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      ow the bad news: Models of an ocean impact suggest the global climate would be upset for decades - if not longer. It would impose near ice-age conditions due to solar energy reflected by the planet-wide clouds caused by the vaporization of several trillion tons of seawater. Muddy, salty rain would destroy the world's breadbaskets. Sunlight might not reach the surface for tens of years.

      As opposed to when hitting a land mass and throwing up several thousand tons of dust/ash into the atmosphere? 1816 "Year Without A Summer" believed to have been caused by volcanic eruptions. A large enough asteroid impact is thought to be capable of causing a Nuclear Winter.

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    2. Re:If it hit land, consider ourselves lucky by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Given the high proportion of water to land on the planet, the odds are overwhelmingly against a land impact.
      Are 3:1 odds really "overwhelming"?
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    3. Re:If it hit land, consider ourselves lucky by lightyear4 · · Score: 1

      Overwhelming? I suppose that depends; its a matter of semantics. The planet has 361,220,420 km of water..which amounts to just a little over 70 percent of its surface, and much better than a 3:1 chance. The odds also depend upon the trajectory of the approaching object: a head on, near equator impact is about 60/40 in favor of water; from the north pole, just about the opposite at 40/60 water; from the south pole, its more like 85/15 water.

    4. Re:If it hit land, consider ourselves lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, consider a big chunk of iron flying at us in a sunwards direction on the ecliptic in northern summer... there's a LOT of ocean there.

      Of course, there's a LOT of space there too. It's not as if there are huge dense clouds of dangerously large objects intersecting Earth's orbit.

    5. Re:If it hit land, consider ourselves lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could be our solution to global warming!

    6. Re:If it hit land, consider ourselves lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since we don't know the incoming trajectory, consider all possible trajectories; simplify and assume the earth is spherical, and I'll accept your assertion that 70% of the surface is covered in water. Therefore no point on the Earth is more or less likely to be hit than any other. That gives a 7:3 chance of hitting water, or 2.33:1.

      When you also consider that most of the non-planetary massin the solar system is near the eccliptic plane, the impact is more likely to be tropical or near-tropical. That makes the effect of a landstrike, on average, worse due to the greater likelyheed of loss of more arable or habitiable land (An Antarctic strike would have serious effects, but not nearly as much as a hit to Iberia, India, or any large farmland region) (An Iberian strike would, in addition to the direct damage, put a cloud of dust that would spread west over the rest of Europe, causing crop failure, water contamination, and lung damage. An Indian strike would have the largest prompt fatalities due to population density)

      A mid-oceanic hit would cause a horrendous tsunami, but the only 'salty rain' that would occur would be in areas where seawater came ashore without evaporating- i.e. within the debris field. All the water boiled by the impact energy would lose all dissolved salt and return as normal rain.

      Depending on the makeup of the asteroid, dust from the burnup of re-entry could poison a large area of crops and water; A heavy metal (or radioactive) rich one would be worst, while one that was mostly nitrogenous might prove somewhat beneficial, if it has a very fortuitous trajectory.

    7. Re:If it hit land, consider ourselves lucky by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      which amounts to just a little over 70 percent of its surface, and much better than a 3:1 chance.
      Uh, a 3:1 chance means that there's a 75% chance of the first thing happening, and a 25% chance of the second thing happening. If odds are given as A:B it means that the chance of A happening is (A/B) times as likely to happen as B. So if the odds of a meteor striking water are 3:1, that means a random meteor would hit water three times for each time it would hit land; that is, three out of four times. Or 75%. I got 75% from memory that Earth is 75% water, although I guess it's really 70%... but still, that would make 70:30 or 7:3 or 2.333:1 odds, which are even LESS overwhelming.
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  37. Stuffed in a cannon?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they volunteer to be stuffed in a cannon and shot at the asteroid to deflect its path, then i'd call them heroes.

    I wouldn't, because that would just be stupid of them.

  38. Re:Sweet mercy (Fuck Bruce) by Nikkodemus · · Score: 1

    Fuck Bruce, send Steve Ballmer, ass first, with a chair as an advance probe, God help the asteroid.

  39. How depressing by wcrowe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Man, my job is so boring compared to those guys at the ESA.

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  40. It would truly be ironic... by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It would truly be ironic of the test actually put the asteroid on a collision course for earth. Wouldn't that be great...

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  41. Oh, god, the irony... by FFFish · · Score: 1

    Or, rather, I sure as hell hope there's no irony! I'm gonna be pissed if fifty years from now, the comet they pushed ends up smashing into Earth. That sorta shit can just ruin a fellow's day.

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  42. Wouldn't it be ironic... by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wouldn't it be ironic if the test actually put the asteroid on a collision course with Earth. That would be great...

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  43. We need a new filter by yotto · · Score: 1

    I want a filter that removes posts about Armageddon in any thread that mentions the word "asteroid"

    1. Re:We need a new filter by yotto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That would fall squarely in the category of "acceptable losses"

      Slashdot requires you to wait longer between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.

      It's been 19 seconds since you hit 'reply'.

  44. Nuclear Charged Ship by biraneto2 · · Score: 1

    What about a nuclear WMD inside the deflector ship? What are the effects of a nuclear explosion in space? Wouldn't it have a more desirable effect? (Also the pictures of it would be much cooler...) :)

    1. Re:Nuclear Charged Ship by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      I believe that without air, you would have to get the nuke inside of it to really be effective. Otherwise you just wind up heating it up a bit. Without a gas to transform the heat produced into kinetic force nukes lose a lot of their flourish.

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  45. I, for one, thank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the ESA for showing forethought in a time of chaos. This is the kind of productive stuff that needs to happen.

    We waste so much money on boondoggles (won't even go into that) but so little effort now goes into research into the human condition. We are a smart group, us humans, when we really HAVE to be. Why not try to make it a little more often, just for flip sake, eh?

  46. Final Irony at its Greatest by Namronorman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wouldn't it be kind of ironic if they test this with an asteroid or similar object that is not on a collision path with our planet, it messes up, then it IS on course torwards Earth?

    That would kind of suck, atleast I think so anyways.

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    1. Re:Final Irony at its Greatest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God dammit, harsh moderators. I read all comments before posting, but by the time I posted, there were new ones with exactly what I was thinking :/

  47. Re:Something wrong with p? SIMPLE by amdotaku · · Score: 5, Informative

    (p1 + p2)[)[initial]=(p1 + p2)[final]

    Uh, we know the first two p(momentum, vector) values(and that's if we know the mass of the asteroid, which isn't necessarily true), but not the second two. In my math classes, we learned that was 1 equation (vector valued) and two unknown vectors. I don't think anyone can solve that, and no, conservation of kinetic energy won't work because the internal energy changes big time in most non-particle scale collisions. In Mechanics, many of our college educated comrades learned of a way to resolve this textbook documented issue with the simple aide of a constant e, which details the elasticity of the interaction. Unfortunately, e is not easy to determine through theory, and is also just a model (and a bad one at that), and therefore an experiment is usually called for (and usually a lot of them). 'Nuff said.

    http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/Collision. html

  48. It's A Trap by nate+nice · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't it be really funny if they changed its course to Earth? Someone has to lose their job for that one.

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    1. Re:It's A Trap by trongey · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be really funny if they changed its course to Earth? Someone has to lose their job for that one.

      Well, yes. I suppose if an asteroid hit the Earth that person would lose his job - along with everything else.

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    2. Re:It's A Trap by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      True, but in the meantime this person needs to be released with no compensation. These are the important details.

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  49. This is the actual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    training simulator program they are using.

    http://www.springfrog.com/games/asteroids/

  50. Re:its good to know the ESA is looking out for ear by PickyH3D · · Score: 1
    Ah, yes, the US is terrible for having a government entity [DEFENSE] wanting to protect us. Now, NASA on the other hand may be at fault for not coming up with this idea, but the two have NOTHING to do with each other.

    Not to mention, I am currently more worried about missiles than I am asteroids. An asteroid is going to hit us? We're dead anyway. As numerous posts have questioned before this one, how can the ESA be so sure that we will not knock this INTO us?

  51. Careful! by Venkata+Prasad · · Score: 0, Redundant

    hope they make sure that the deflected asteriod won't come towards earth :)

    1. Re:Careful! by vlachen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's it.

      You're all cut off.

      No more! No more I say!

      How many "what if they knock it on course to hit Earth" lines does a person have to read around here.

      For the sake of sanity, STOP!

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  52. bwahuh? by Madd+Scientist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    why is EA Sports in charge again?

  53. Land an anchor on the thing by UnapprovedThought · · Score: 2, Funny
    One craft will impact the asteroid while the other will observe the asteroid before and after the collision

    This sounds a lot like something that's been tried before. Why don't they draw a conclusion from the existing data from Tempel-1? Or, while they're at it, why not try a new concept?

    For instance, how about landing on the asteroid and attaching an anchor to it? Drop anchor (unreel) and wait for the closest approach to the moon. Then, use an ion drive on the anchor to bring it as close to the moon as possible. If the cable is long enough, the anchor will be pulled down into the gravity well of the moon with much greater force than otherwise. It won't capture the asteroid in lunar orbit, but the trajectory of the asteroid will be changed in a far more predictable and adjustable way than with impacts and explosions.

    An extra bonus is that communicating with the anchor, you will always know the exact location of the asteroid.

    The only catch is that you need a very long cable, and that will raise the launch costs.

  54. In practice this means by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    that just getting our results from "good old p=mv" doesn't let us spend our budget blowing up crap in space by smashing it into giant space rocks. Bring on the explosions!

  55. The grants game by grozzie2 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This article just goes to show how silly the 'grants game' is when it comes to this type of space mission. The deep impact mission was planned and built when analysis of the rocks was 'in vogue', so it was 'justified' by analyzing ejecta etc from the impact, to determine asteroid composition. Now the ESA boys are contemplating a mission nearly identical, but political times have changed, and 'impacts' is the hot button for getting first priority on grants, so, instead of marking the 'composition analysis' as the primary objective, they mark the 'trajectory change' as the primary objective, and presto, the same mission goes to the top of the heap in the grants pile.

    If you think about this even semi rationally, look at the data from the Deep Impact mission. The trajectory of the rock prior to impact was quite well known, well enough, an intercept course could be plotted and executed. Does anybody think that nobody at nasa thought to measure trajectory AFTER the impact, and possibly calculate trajectory changes of the target rock? This is a mission that cost hundreds of millions of dollars, and that's extremely valuable information, available for the taking after the impact. I'm quite sure that while the primary investigators on Deep Impact are all wrapped up in analyzing ejecta data, there are secondary investigators measuring and calculating trajectory changes.

    The proposed ESA mission is basically Deep Impact Version 2.0, a more refined variant than version 1. Version 1 (executed by Nasa) intended to hit the target rock, and studying ejecta was labelled as the 'primary' objective. In Version 2, the objective is to hit the target rock much more precisely, relabel the 'primary data' as that of the trajectory change, and re-label the ejecta data as 'secondary'. The end result is, a mission plan that hits more political hot buttons (reference the data collection re-labelling), its easier to get grants for impactor related investigation today.

    The reality is, this mission is a logical follow on which builds on the success of Deep Impact. The re-labelling of primary mission goals is just an artifact of the political process required to procure funding, the 'grants game'. The data regarding target object composition will still be collected in various forms, and it'll still get analyzed, just as trajectory data is still being collected and analyzed from the Deep Impact mission.

    1. Re:The grants game by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 4, Informative

      NASA's Deep Impact mission was against a comet. Because comets continually eject large amounts of gas and dust while they are inside Jupiter orbit, it is not possible to track the comet accurately enough to know what changes in it's course were caused by the impact and what was caused by the gas and dust normally ejected. Indeed, it's impossible to predict the exact path of short-period comets because of this.

      By launching a projectile at an asteroid instead, we will know that any changes in the asteroid's trajectory were caused by our impactor because asteroids are inert and have otherwise very stable and predictable orbits.

  56. Should I Worry? by izomiac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm starting to get worried here. Most of the space programs in the world are trying to hit asteroids, perhaps deflect them. Even the military is now looking at anti-satellite weapons. So I'm beginning to wonder, what's with this sudden surge of interest in defense against things hitting us from space? Do they know something (troubling) that I don't?

    1. Re:Should I Worry? by marcushnk · · Score: 1

      nope, cause there isn't a single thing you can do about it if there is.
      Live life to it's fullest.. you got no say in the matter of when your day will come.

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    2. Re:Should I Worry? by domQ · · Score: 1

      Even the military is now looking at anti-satellite weapons. So I'm beginning to wonder, what's with this sudden surge of interest in defense against things hitting us from space?

      Three words: China's space program.

    3. Re:Should I Worry? by trongey · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...Do they know something (troubling) that I don't?

      I suspect they know a lot of things that you don't. Things that you would find very troubling.

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  57. Alien Attack! by mtjs · · Score: 2, Funny

    We will deflect an Asteroid. Within a few 1000 years it will hit another world. The few aliens that 'went underground' will figure out why that happend and they will launch an attact om earth...

  58. Why the Second Spacecraft? by serutan · · Score: 1

    One spacecraft (Hidalgo) will impact an asteroid, the other (Sancho) will arrive earlier at the target asteroid, rendezvous and orbit the asteroid for several months, observing it before and after the impact to detect any changes in its orbit.

    Obviously a second probe would be useful for taking pictures and measurements of the impact, but how does being near the asteroid provide better measurements of its orbit than simply watching it from Earth? I don't get that part.

    1. Re:Why the Second Spacecraft? by himanshuarora · · Score: 0

      One will play other will enjoy.

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    2. Re:Why the Second Spacecraft? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Probably they also want to watch details of the impact.

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  59. you are giving me a book idea by HBI · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "Minimum expenditure fucking - How to get laid on a budget."

    I mean, dude, you can get laid without spending a lot of money. Hell, you can get it for free some nights.

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    1. Re:you are giving me a book idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does your method involve ugly, smelly women? If it does, I'm not interested.

    2. Re:you are giving me a book idea by HBI · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nah. Ugly, smelly women mostly cost as much as nonsmelly, nonugly women. In this case, you don't get what you pay for.

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  60. Note to mods by gauge+boson · · Score: 1

    That makes more sense if you remember this story.

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  61. Mars Today: Rogue asteroid destroys Airstrip One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Dateline May 11 2496
    Airstrip One was totally destroyed today by a rogue asteroid.
    The 5km wide object score a direct hit on the George W Bush Ministry of Truth
    building at 09:94 local time.
    Experts say samples from the giant rock are consistent with material found in the Asteroid belt (now the Halliburton Offworld Nickel Mines).
    In a quote, Prof Kermit von Pimple said "this object came in under our defense grid from a direction we never anticipated. Our calculations suggest it escaped the asteroid belt around 500 years ago but how it escaped is unclear".
    Historical records are sketchy because of the digital degeneration effect.
    The one remaining archive that scholars have managed to recovered from that era, simply said:
    "Dude! No way! l33t 45t3r01d5 rule".
    Academics are still trying to decipher what it means.

  62. Significance of Don Quixote by karzan · · Score: 1

    The character of Don Quixote is a classic symbol of the most noble human values--self-sacrifice, duty, heroism, perseverance against incredible odds. Rather than being seen as someone hopelessly fighting the inevitable, the literary and cultural significane of Don Quixote for Western culture has been as a symbol of inspiring greatness. After all, the most noble kind of heroism in the classic European ideal of chivalry is the kind that fights on in spite of all the odds.

    A second reason why the ESA probably chose this name is that Don Quixote is considered by many to be the greatest work of literature ever produced by a Western author, certainly it is among the greatest works of European culture. Because the European institutions seek to promote European cultural heritage, and Don Quixote is a symbol of that heritage, it makes sense that the ESA would have chosen it.

    Finally I suspect it was done with some humour in mind. After all, this can be seen as a somewhat quixotic mission--to crash a tiny spacecraft into a giant asteroid in an attempt to deflect its course. A heroic mission against great odds.

    It seems a quite appropriate, and appropriately humble name to me.

    1. Re:Significance of Don Quixote by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      Also because most people will probably start reading their mission reports with enthusiasm and good intentions, but then about halfway through decided they've had enough and go read People magazine.

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  63. The new Shark sattelites... by simtel · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, the Dolphin 1 and 2 just have nothing on the new Shark series with their Fast Response Irradiation Kannon (FRIK) lasers.

  64. Crashing spacecraft into celestial bodies? by zootm · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a Beagle 2 joke here somewhere, but I can't place it.

    1. Re:Crashing spacecraft into celestial bodies? by eutychus_awakes · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'll try.

      Q: Where did the Beagle 2 go on its vacation?
      A: All over the Martian countryside!

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  65. Sound in space by mcvos · · Score: 1

    If I'm not entirely mistaken, the upcoming Serenity movie (and the TV series Firefly it's based on) tends to show space scenes with a deafening silence, which actually works very well for dramatic impact.

  66. In some village in La Mancha ... by ItWorkedLastTime · · Score: 1

    One spacecraft (Hidalgo) will impact an asteroid, the other (Sancho) will arrive earlier at the target asteroid, rendezvous and orbit the asteroid for several months, observing it before and after the impact to detect any changes in its orbit.

    Presumably Sancho gets to hold the spare lance, and the Ariane 5 rocket will hail to "Rocinante" ...

    Rocín means "nag" (a low-grade horse)
    (From "Rocinante").

  67. alternative solution by kcornwell · · Score: 1

    just use the frickin laser

  68. And then US soldiers die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you want the US to send more soldiers to die in a foreign country? Korea, Vietnam, Iraq and now in space? Oh, well, it's not like it's a loss for humanity if a few million Americans die. I say go for it!

    New Orleans was sold to the US, Haiti was the first country to leave French control, goes to show that it never pays to leave French control. You might as well just sell the Louisiana territory back to the French - maybe they can make it work!? You assholes certainly cannot. [Picture thousands of poor black people dying in New Orleans]

  69. Let 'em try by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

    Let them attack us, then. _WE_ know how to fling asteroids at them, after all.

  70. What about the little people... by waamaral · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...who live in the asteroid? I wonder if they have the technology to build a rocket to deflect the two metal asteroids in crash-route with them.

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  71. Re:its good to know the ESA is looking out for ear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Coz all my govt cares about is blowing other people's nukes out of the sky.

    ... which is much more likely to be useful than blowing asteroids out of the sky.

  72. Heroes my A** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This same "hero" nonsense started with 9/11. Firefighters and policemen are suddenly the great American heros. Policemen and firefighters are simply doing their jobs. They get paid for doing what they did. A hero is someone who goes far above and beyond the call of duty to help out in some way. Although, I'd say that those that assisted in the cleanup of 9/11 are far closer to being heroes than some astronomers. Billions of dollars are wasted on space exploration that has absolutely no value other than making scientists think they're smart because now they have proof that the world is round. One incident where they claim that in 25 years an asteroid may or may not hit the earth and that they are going to rescue us, certainly does not justify calling them heroes in my mind. They fabricate a problem and fabricate a solution and now they're heroes? What a joke!

  73. Ha! Nice Try by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    You think he'll get fired?
    Shit. Give the man a medal and thank him for ending poverty and world hunger.

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  74. 1au from sun at all times.... by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    Refresh my memory-- 1AU --isn't that EXACTLY the earth's path?
    Gosh, more than 1 AU.. hmm.. 50 feet more?

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  75. Gravity Collaps by Doc+Ri · · Score: 1

    there is no force that can make them collapse back

    There is one, namely gravity. Gas clouds collapsing due to gravity are actually the first step in star formation.

    Then again, I have to admit that some TIE Fighter debris is more likely to crash into some other object before it re-collapses gravitationally.

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    1. Re:Gravity Collaps by phxbadash · · Score: 1

      according to some theories.

  76. asteroids are not billiard balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I can't believe you posted so many replies without having someone point this out to you.

    Asteroids are not billiard balls. Sure, they both obey the same physical laws. But billiard balls are manufactured to have specific physical properties. They should leave the billiard ball factory if they are out of range.

    Asteroids could act brittle. Or they could act like big loose piles of gravel. They are probably not homogeneous. Unlike billiard balls.

    We should play pool with lots of asteroid, to see how different they can be from pool balls.

  77. Liv Tyler meet Samuel Pepys by geoswan · · Score: 1
    I'd disagree...simply knowing when we're all gonna die is not of great importance if there is nothing you can do to stop it.

    You never read Samuel Pepys diary did you?

    In he youth, he lived in London, when it was slept by the plague. People were dying like flies. It was, in many ways, like the end of the world.

    He found that, with no consequences, lots of women were ready to engage in sexual relations with random strangers. He made out like gang-busters.

    Slashdotters need to be able to predict the end of the world! It might be our only chance to get laid! We better make the most of it.

  78. Heroism is a funny thing... by geoswan · · Score: 1
    Firefighters and policemen are suddenly the great American heros. Policemen and firefighters are simply doing their jobs. They get paid for doing what they did. A hero is someone who goes far above and beyond the call of duty to help out in some way.

    So, if the police and firemen who showed up and climbed the WTC were not heroes, would that mean the 249 New Orleans Police Officers who didn't bother to show up for work weren't cowards?

    My take, every opportunity to be a hero is a new event. Yesterday's hero could be today's coward. Or vice versa. Cops who spend their career fillout traffic tickets aren't heroes. But they have chosen an occupation where opportunities to test their heroism are more likely. They still might fold, might fail,

    When I worked at a University there was a bomb threat that caused the administration to evacuate the entire campus. It took hours because the University wasn't set up for evacuation. Classes that were in a different room, to write their midterms, didn't get found and told to clear out.

    Yes, it was mid-term season. One clue the bomb threat would turn out to be a hoax.

    Well, when the time when the anonymous tipster said the bombs would go off had passed the campus police were sent to check out all the buildings before the civilians were let back in.

    If there really were bombs, or booby traps, to do a proper job of clearing the campus probably would have taken a battalian of combat engineers. The campus police had no bomb training, or bomb demolition equipment.

    Within the next two weeks have the members of the campus police had resigned.

    1. Re:Heroism is a funny thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if the police and firemen who showed up and climbed the WTC were not heroes, would that mean the 249 New Orleans Police Officers who didn't bother to show up for work weren't cowards?

      Huh?? I don't follow your logic.

      If your job is to climb burning buildings and rescue people, I don't think it makes you a hero if you do what you are paid to do. For that same job, however, running away from something that you committed to do, in my opinion, does make you a coward.

      Don't get me wrong. Each firefighter or police officer or army reserve that helps out in any catastrophe deserves a great deal of thanks and respect. I just think it's a little extreme to call them heroes.

      On the other hand, the guy who works on the 10th floor that could have gotten out safely to save himself but chooses instead to stay inside to help others get out, he could reasonably be called a hero.

  79. It's all backwards- It SHOULD hit he Earth!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the posts about deflecting the rock to hit the earth are backwards. We should WANT it to hit. If we are impacted (think about that phrase a bit...) then all the governments will realize that we do need to ba able to do stuff in space. Instant space program!!! The only problem is drawing straws to see who gets nailed. Everone will volunteer somebody else.

  80. Hence, experiment. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I think you're absolutely correct. And because I think you're correct, I also think this experiment is very important. It seems that, given so many unknowns, several of which you touched on in your post, the first time we try to deflect an asteroid ought not to be when it's bearing down on us and the rest of life on Earth.

    I think the chances of trying to deflect the asteroid and having it somehow end up hitting the planet, when the asteroid is (assumedly) chosen specifically to prevent this, would certainly be outweighed by the risk of someday being in the path of an asteroid and not having any idea how our attempts to move it are going to change its path.

    All experiments have risk. I could go up onto the roof to drop some rocks and baseballs off to test gravity, and by some freak accident end up falling off and dying. Therefore I stay off the roof, mostly because I don't need to do that experiment to know how it's going to work out. However if the results of that experiment might someday save the planet, I'd probably reconsider the risk. Likewise, I'm sure the people planning this experiment will pick an asteroid sufficiently distant from our planet in terms of orbital path that the risk of it coming around and hitting us is outweighed by the knowledge gained.

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  81. Deflection vs. Destruction by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I've always been suspicious of this. Not the firecracker-in-the-hand thing, that one I believe you on.

    But this theory that it would be better to blow an asteroid into chunks than it would be to deflect it. If you split an asteroid, most of your energy would go just into the act of splitting, and I doubt you'd have much of a net effect on the path of the resulting components' center of momentum. So if it was going to hit the planet before, the average position of the resulting chunks still would. It becomes a question of whether the pieces are going to do as much damage than the whole thing would.

    The analogy I'm thinking of is like splitting a log. If you take the axe and use it like you normally would, straight into the top of the log, it splits into two pieces, which just fall away from each other. They don't go far. But if you take the same axe, and swing it like a baseball bat horizontally, and hit the log with the reverse of the head, it's going to fly away. Same energy, dramatically different results.

    It seems that a much better plan (and I think what this whole experiment is going to test) is to use some sort of surface detonation in order to change the object's orbital path. That way the entire thing would be moved onto a less dangerous path, rather than playing russian roulette with the chunks you'd get from breaking it up.

    I always thought the "Armageddon strategy" was flawed in this regard: without some really intimate knowledge of the asteroid, I certainly wouldn't want to bet my planet's survival on how the thing is going to break up after being blown apart from the center. There are just a ton of things that could happen. It could separate on a plane that's perpendicular to the path of motion, making two objects following the same path, one with slightly less velocity than the other. It seems like the odds of it breaking up and having all the resulting significant bits miss, or breaking into insignificant chunks, is a long shot.

    Anyway, I just thought I would bring that up for people to think about. It seems like applying a whole lot of energy to the single object as a whole and trying to deflect it, even when you factor in all the myriad variables like outgassing and rotational stability, you'd still be getting involved in less of a craps-shoot than you would trying to break it up.

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    1. Re:Deflection vs. Destruction by sparkie · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree with you on the blowing it into pieces won't change the direction enough to matter, and it will just create more of a mess (i.e. more pieces however large they may be heading the same direction) I also don't think that slamming something into an asteroid / meteor / comet / whatever celestial body is moving through space at that particular moment prompting us to launch nukes / whatever at it is going to affect the path that much, unless it's done very far away so that the distance you move it albeit small, in the long run will cause a larger path change over distance (i'm certain there's some name for this)

  82. Guys with nothing better to do by heroine · · Score: 1

    After hearing Europe's plan to make airlines trade air to reduce pollution, it felt like these Europeans just sat around all day thinking of things to take issue with. But that was just the beginning.

    Now the Europeans want to copy Deep Impact right down to having a second probe observing the impact because it "would only result in a miniscule modification". Whatever.

    To avoid sounding like immitators, they say its to "rehearse" deflecting an asteroid, but only an asteroid with a specific orbit, specific delta V, shape, density, size, and center of mass.

    With such a massive number of selection parameters, it isn't much of a rehearsal for anything is it. If you can't observe the miniscule modification from Earth, how would you know if the asteroid was heading for Earth to begin with?

    Hopefully Hillary Clinton won't make u.s. pay for these European grand standings.

  83. Total forward kinetic energy remains the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was discussed on Usenet years&years ago.
    The total kinetic energy remains the same if you break the asteroid into two pieces or a million gazillion pieces (dust, for example)
    When that dust impacts the earth's atmosphere, it will slow down and release the energy as heat basically broiling the land & water below it.